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Fashion Critics Decry Guard Uniform Changes

Onlookers gawk at Chancellor Palpatine's new design for his guards during this spring's CoreworldCloset fashion show. "I have a bad feeling about this," Senator Garm Bel-Iblis said later.

The 275th list of the Worst Dressed in the Galaxy has just been released by the Humanoid and Alien Tabloid. Two groups on Coruscant have been listed in the top ten.

"They are hideous," cried Coruscant fashion guru, Xan Theron describing the new Chancellor Guards. Chancellor Palpatine has replaced a beautiful, regal blue with an ugly, bloody Red". The color is not the only thing irking the fashion expert. "What was he thinking with the helmets? He removed the gorgeous, flowing plume and has enclosed the face plate. He has replaced these men with faceless monsters!"

The Chancellor's Guards were not the only group on Coruscant criticized. As they have in all previous Worst Dressed Lists, the Jedi were in the Top 10. "The Jedi REALLY need my service," exclaimed Nabulla, the Dug recently featured on the walkways in Corellia. "They have not changed at all since they founding of the Republic. Brown robes? You must be joking," laughed Nabulla. "Brown went out of style decades ago. They should using more pastel colors, especially that green fellow. He needs fashion consulting desperately."

originally filed 032802 by Azeem