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FLASHBACK: "POOF DIDDY" MYSTERY DEATH

Early this morning Yareal "P Diddy" Poof was found dead in his apartment. While the exact cause of death still remains a mystery, an anonymous Coruscant Detective pointed to P Diddy's well known midi-chlorian addiction as a probable contributing factor.

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"The baldness, the funny eyes, all the symptoms are there."

While there is still no official response from the Jedi Council, the Jedi Master formerly known as Yo Daddy, had this to say about his friend. "Whack this is, P Diddy, like a son to me was. Miss that G I will."

Claims of rampant midi-chlorian abuse have haunted the Council in recent years, but so far there has been no official inquiry.

Poof is survived by his Padawan.

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(credit farraday, Jedi Council News Service)

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