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Musical Humor | Storm Troop Riot Storm Troop Riot
Parody of "Zoot Suit Riot" by the Cherry Poppin' Daddies
New lyrics by Aaron-Wan "Officer, Its Not Even My Car" Kenobi
What's noise in the trees
It's two Rebels and they're on base
LightsaberÔs swinging and flinging hands
VaderÔs your daddy? What a ham.
Krayt dragon come to play
Now we can't run fast enough
You had best stay away
When our blasters open up!

CHORUS:
Storm Troop Riot!
Guzzle a bottle of lum;
Storm Troop Riot!
We're gonna kill those Rebel scum!

We blew up Uncle Owen and Beru
Just to get to Luke and Obi too!
I don't know if I'm a clone!
But one things for sure, I'm a drone!
My blaster shots like to sway
And yet I'm frightening
Even though I couldn't hit you anyway!
And most Storm Troops, we don't sing!
Chorus
You're in a Storm Troop Riot.

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