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Musical Humor | Pretty Meek (For A "Wars" Geek) Pretty Meek (For A "Wars" Geek)
Parody of "Pretty Fly (For A White Guy) by the Offspring
New Lyrics by Aaron-Wan Kenobi

Want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
Want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
Want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty meek for a "Wars" geek!

Episodes:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis
I know it's really hard just to get along another day
And we really aren't cool but we think it anyway
We may not have any clue and we may not have cool cars
But all the things we lack we make up in love for "Star Wars!"
So get along, don't you burst!
You know it'll eventually be May twenty-first!
You gotta get along
Be real strong!
But "Trek?" No way!
But "Trek?" No way!
So if you can't wait
Just hope it won't be late
At least you know you can watch the trilogy on tape!
The world needs fanboys, see?
So hey, hey, see the new movie!

I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty meek for a "Wars" geek.

Now he needs some sci-fi
"Galactica?" Not in heck!
And he got so pathetic that he rented "Star Trek!"
Now on May 21 He's gonna skip school!
And it'll really, really be cool!
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty meek for a "Wars" geek.

Now he's buying some Battledroids, yeah before they're all gone
He asked for the one with the STAP but they gave him a normal one!
His parents say this isn't healthy and his mind might slip!
But he wants to take another "Star Wars" trip!

I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
I want to read some spoilers, uh huh, uh huh
And all the girlies say I'm pretty meek for a "Wars" geek
Episodes:
Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis

So get along, donut you burst!
You know it'll eventually be May twenty-first!
You gotta get along!
Be real strong!
But "Trek?" No way!
But "Trek?" No way!
So if you can't wait
Just hope it won't be late
At least you know you can watch the trilogy on tape!
The world needs fanboys, see?
The world need fanboys, see?
The world needs fanboys, see?
So hey, hey watch the new movie!

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