(What a) Wonderful Stormtrooper

To (What a) Wonderful World By Sam Cooke

by Stephen Reponen

Don't know much about big Wookies,
don't know much Mon Calamari.
Don't know how to use the force,
don't know much about the Rebels' course.
But I do know that I can't shoot,
and if I do I would hit my foot.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!

Don't know much about morality,
don't know much planetology.
Don't know how to use a lightsaber,
don't know what a war droid is for.
But I know that my armor's poor,
and I know that I will hit the floor.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!

Well, I don't claim to be an ace shooter,
but I'm trying to be!
But maybe if I'll be an ace shooter Vader,
I could get a rank for me!

Don't know much about big Wookies,
don't know much Mon Calamari.
Don't know how to use the force,
don't know much about the Rebels' course.
But I do know that I can't shoot,
and if I do I would hit my foot.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!

Well, zap zap zap zap zap aaargh! Big wookies.
Mmmmmmmmm, Mon Calamari.
Well, zap zap zap zap zap aaargh! Use the force.
Mmmmmmmmm, Rebels' course.

But I do know that I can't shoot,
and if I do I would hit my foot.
What a wonderful stormtrooper I would be!