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I AM...EMPEROR (to the tune of "I am... I said" by Neil Diamond)

by Studicus

Old Republic was fine, the galaxy's now mine
And the New Order's here
Rebels fight and freedom's tight
But you know I keep thinkin' about
Takin' my power back

Well, I'm Palpatine born and raised
And these days I'm lost despite my power
This throne's room's mine but it ain't home
The galaxy's home but it ain't mine no more

"I am" I said
"The Emperor"
And no one heard at all...
Not even the throne
"I am" I lied
"I am Jedi"
But I have lost and I can't even say why...
Empire's crumblin' still...

Did you ever hear about a farmboy who dreamed of being a Knight,
And then became one?
Well except for the names and a few other changes
If you talk about me the story's the same one.

But I've got a malevolence deep inside
And I've tried...but it won't let me go
And I'm a man who likes control
But I never cared for the sound of leavin' my throne

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