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CAPTAIN SOLO (to the tune of "Cracklin' Rosie" by Neil Diamond)

by Studicus

Captain Solo let us onboard
We're gonna ride till there ain't no space to go
Takin' it fast,
Han...let it last
Get us the heck out of Mos Eisley Spaceport

Going on a twilight ride
Ain't nothing here that I care to explain to you
Gotta get goin'
Some Imperial Trouble
Don't need to ask questions here's your 2000 credits

Oh, let's get going Captain Solo
It would make us very happy
With these droids, let's go in style
Captain Solo, you're a smugglin' rogue
Your co-pilot looks like a big old carpet,
In the Millenium Falcon let's
Clear bay 94!

Let's go now...
Let's go now...
Let's go now, my Captain

Captain Solo take us a mile,
Han if it lasts for more than an hour
Well that's alright, we're gonna fight
Set this galaxy right
Find us a planet that wants Artoo's readouts....

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