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White SSD

Parody of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles
New Lyrics by Swin Agen

Solo: Near the planet, where I was born, lived a captain
who fought for Palpatine. And he told to me what was left
of his life in the land of SSDs.
So we got on a Y-Wing, and flew into the sun, till we found
the outer space of mean. And we lived around the disdain,
in our White SSD.

Chorus: We destroy planets with our SSD, our SSD, Super
Star Destroyer. We wipe out colonies with our SSD,
Super Star Destroyer, our SSD

Solo: And my men are all aboard, very soon all of them will be sore.
And the Imperial March begins to play.

:: Imperial March plays for a bit::

Chorus: Me manipulate people with our SSD, our SSD
Super Star Destroyer. We kill all that stand against our SSD, our
SSD, our SSD.

Solo: And we kill, life with ease, every one of us had been mean.
Space is black, and stars are white, in our White SSD.

Chorus: WE all shoot innocent people, innocent people, and more
innocent people. We all destroy bulk
cruisers in our SSD, Super Star Destroyer, our SSD.
We all laugh when they scream in our SSD, Super Star Destroyer, our SSD.
We all hate Rebels in our SSD, SSD, our SSD.

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