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Pretty Fly (For a Jedi)

Parody of "Pretty Fly (For a White Guy)" by The Offspring
New Lyrics by Ryan Dawson

Ta renow ka Bantha pudu... (But now you're Bantha fodder)

Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly, for a Jedi.

(Gonna win the race, 'cause the kid's a driving ace.)

We were on a mission
To save Naboo one day
The Trade Confederation
Wouldn't listen anyway.

They filled the room with gas, they
Just don't have any style.
We waited for the doids, and
WE LEFT 'EM IN A PILE!

At any rate,
They sealed their fate.
You know we'll ruin the Confederation's day!
The doors are sealed,
It's no big deal,
We'll stow away, we'll stow away!
Down into the lake
A Bongo sub we'll take.
Monsters tried to eat us and they made poor Jar Jar shake!

So grab your lightsaber and
HEY! HEY! Do that Star Wars thing!

Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly. (For a Jedi!)

We found Queen Amidala!
The droids weren't very nice,
But out came our lightsabers
And we put 'em all on ice!

Now cruisin' in her ship we
Just took a laser blast!
The droids'll go and fix it,
We're in hyperspace at last!

Now on Tatooine
Don't make a scene
This little kid could learn to use the Force some day!
Watto made a deal,
The slave's a steal, if
He wins today, he wins today...
We've got real good seats,
See Sebulba cheat?
But our guy isn't gonna let himself be beat!

Now grab your lightsaber and
HEY! HEY! Do that Star Wars thing!

We had to fight Darth Maul but
We're off to Coruscant!
But with this Chancellor we
Just can't get what we want!

Anni met the Council,
They sensed in him much fear.
If we wait on the Senate
Getting help ... it could take a year!

Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
Trust your instincts, Anni! Okay, okay!
(Gonna win the race, 'cause the kid's a driving ace.)

So put on the speed,
Back to Naboo and Theed!
With Gungun help and Anakin we cannot fail!
Into space real quick,
Anni's at the stick
He blew away the battleship and lived to tell the tale!
Maul killed Qui Gon Jinn
And then I killed /him/!
We had a little funeral, then watched the movie end!

So grab your lightsaber --
Your brand new lightsaber --
Now grab your lightsaber, and
HEY! HEY! Do that Star Wars thing!

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