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Send In The Clones

Parody of "Send In The Clowns"
New Lyrics by Robert Cruse

Imagination too rich? What can I share?
Ready at last, so it sounds, and ready to air
Send in the clones

A hit or a miss? Will you approve?
One in which Jedis abound surely can't lose
But where are the clones?
Send in the clones

Just like when writing Star Wars
Finally making the films that I wanted, once more
Can I entrance you again with my usual fare?
Well-rehearsed lines?
Nobody's there

Don't you love the Force? I thought you'd cheer
I thought I knew what you want. Why do you sneer?
But where are the clones? Send in the clones
Don't bother
They're here

But why do you moan? What do you fear?
Don't you trust me this late in my career?
But where are the clones? Send in the clones
Well, maybe
Next year

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