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I'll Just Chop Off Your Hand

(Sung by Luke to Vader during the final battle in ROTJ, to the tune of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" by Lennon/McCartney)

by Rune Berge

Hey Darth, I'll tell you something
I will not strike you down
'Cos I feel the good in you
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand

Oh please say to me
You will not be so mean
And please say to me
You'll kill ol' Palpatine
You'll kill ol' Palpatine
You'll kill ol' Palpatine

And when I fight you
I feel angry inside
It's such a feeling
That leads to
The Dark Side
The Dark Side
The Dark Side

Yeah, you've got that something
I will not strike you down
'Cos I feel the good in you
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand

And when I fight you
I feel angry inside
It's such a feeling
That leads to
The Dark Side
The Dark Side
The Dark Side

Yeah, you've got that something
I will not strike you down
'Cos I feel the good in you
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand
I'll just chop off your hand

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