Space Port Mos Eisley

Parody of "Hotel California" by The Eagles
New Lyrics by Mindy Dean

On a smuggling mission,
The space wind in my hair,
Don't know if we're outta this one alive,
And don't even care.

Cause when I shut off hyperdrive,
The meteor dust falls clear,
I see the planet of Tatooine, and,
I know a rest-up is near.

With my faithful first-Wookie,and,
Fastest ship'n the galaxy,
We orbit once and down to land
In the haven I'm longin' to be-ee-ee,

In the Cantina that night,
A pair come in and they stare,
They look like strangers, just a man an' a boy,
And, Chewie brings 'em for fare,

An' I say,

CHORUS: Welcome to the space port of Mos Eisley.
Such a lovely place, (Chewie echoes ie braaaawhaa-whaa)
In this outer-space.
Livin' it up in the space port of Mos Eisley.
Any time of year, (Chewie echoes)
You'll find scoundrels here.

So they told me this story,
About a passage away, they say,
They'll pay me what I want only if we can leave toda-ah-ay.

So I sit back and weigh it,
A space beer in my hand,
Wond'ring if I'm ready to leave when,
I only now did land.

Then I smell the crook Empire,
And Jabba's gun in my spine, and figure,
Any enemy of the Empire,
Is always a good friend of mine.

So we race to the dock bay (Ben echoes; 'ninety-four'),
Fry Greedo on the way, and
Those Imperial slugs try their best,
Oh yeah, to make us stay,

They sing,

CHORUS: Welcome to the space port of Mos Eisley.
Such a lovely place (storm troops echo this time),
In this outter-space.
Stay here with us in the space port of Mos Eisley.
Cause you won't believe (stormtrooper echo),
But you can never leave...

Cue fight scene and getaway - and guitar solo

Luke/Ben/Han/Chewie:
Farwell to the space port of Mos Eisley.
Such a lovely place (3PO and R2D2 echo this time)
In this outter-space.
We can't stay long in the space port of Mos Eisley.
Han (solo..haha): Cause any time of year,
I find trouble here...

The Millenium falcon flies off into space and music fades...