Old Ben Kenobi

Parody of "Eleanor Rigby" by John Lennon and Paul McCartney
New Lyrics by Lau-ra Anu

Ahhh, look at all the lonely Jedi.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely Jedi.
Old Ben Kenobi, sits in a desert on Tatooine,
Never is seen,
Wait for the moment when
He can teach Luke the ways of the Force,
Teach him his course,
All the lonely Jedi, where do they all come from,
All the lonely Jedi, where do they all belong?

Old Master Yoda, waits in his hut in hiding far way,
Waits for the day,
When he can train the one,
'til then he must wait in the swamp on Dagobah
Waches on and on,
All the lonely Jedi, where do they all come from,
All the lonely Jedi, where do they all belong?

Ahhh, look at all the lonely Jedi.
Ahhh, look at all the lonely Jedi,
Old Ben Kenobi, died when Darth Vader chopped him in two,
Luke cried boo hoo,
Old Master Yoda, trained Luke in the ways of the Force,
Died during the course,
All the lonely Jedi, where do they all come from,
All the lonely Jedi, where do they all belong?