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Parody of "Battle Hymn Of The Republic"
New Lyrics by Karl-Gon Jinn

All Rebels :
We're the heroes bringing freedom to the oppressed Galaxy
Yes, we fight with all our might and give our lives for liberty
Oh, we know we're sore outnumbered, that is very plain to see!
But we're still marching on

CHORUS :
Glory to the Reb Alliance!
Glory to the Reb Alliance!
Glory to the Reb Alliance!
We still are marching on

Fleet troopers :
Oh, we're the Reb irregulars aboard the Tantive IV
We killed only two stormtroopers as they blew away our door
We had fifteen-to-one losses, we were driven to the floor!
Yet we're still marching on

(CHORUS)

Hoth soldiers :
We are cold weather troopers, and we have a real bad rep
When we tried to fight on Hoth we just created our own trap
Man, we loath those AT-AT drivers, wanna give their face a slap!
So we'll keep marching on

(CHORUS)

Endor soldiers :
We're the deadeye jungle soldiers, we are loyal, true and brave
Though the task falls to the Ewoks when our lives have to be saved
We blew up a generator, man, was that a real close shave!
And we're still marching on

(CHORUS)

Rogue Squadron :
We're the Galaxy's best pilots, TIEs are only second rate
We can even kill destroyers if they simply take the bait
If you want Darth Vader's navy, we will serve it on a plate!
'Cause we're still marching on

(CHORUS)

Mon Calamari officers :
We're the icathoid commanders, Rebels do our every bid
We look somewhat like a catfish, but bear the name of a squid
Of the Emp'ror's evil presence, we will make the cosmos rid!
That's why we're marching on

(CHORUS)

All Rebels, slowly :
Glory to the Reb Alliance!
We still...are...march-ing...onnnn!

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