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Any Jedi Knight

Parody of ""Any Man of Mine" by Shania Twain
New Lyrics by Karl-Gon Jinn

Whoo!
Ha-ha-ha!
This is what the Council wants...

Any Jedi Knight better be pure inside
In little me confide, defy the Dark Side
His learin' I'll rate any day, that's fine
Yeah, he'd better show good time

And any Jedi Knight will say we'll all right
When a horde of bad guys are glarin' at us with spite
And he'll wanna seize the day, and he'll do okay
As he's driving 'em away

BRIDGE:
And if I trick weak minds
A billion times
I wanna hear him say yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah, I like it that way

CHORUS:
Any Jedi Knight
Had better know what's right
Had better show being valiant
Is his salient in a fight
Yeah, any Jedi knows
How the story goes
He's gotta be the high-kickin', back-flippin'
Droid-hackin', Sith-whackin' kind
Any Jedi Knight

Yeah, any Jedi Knight better disagree
When it's seemin' that a Sith is fightin' better than we
And when the saber-waving villain makes his fierce attack
He better say "Yeah, mm. I like it like that"

(BRIDGE)

Whoo!

Lemme hear ya say yeah (yeah)
Yeah (yeah)
Yeah, I like it that way

(CHORUS)

Whoo!
Ya gotta parry, fake, and make the Sith shake
Kick, turn, duck, drop
Mega jump!
You jab and slash
You flip and dash
'Til your boots fall away
'Til feet and your back ache
Yeah, keep on duelin' 'til you just can't take any more
C'mon everybody!
All go!
One, two, three, four!
Hup, two, hup!
Whoo-hoo!
Mm-hmm, if you wanna be a Jedi Knight

(Fade)

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