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Darthy... One More Time

Parody of "Baby... One More Time" by Brittney Spears
New Lyrics by Jessica Nucefora

Verse 1 Devoted to Darth Maul:
Sung by Qui-Gonn Jinn:

Oh, Darthy, Darthy how was I supposed to know?
That something wasn't right here?
Oh, Darthy, Darthy, you hid your dark plans so well.
You kept 'em out of sight, yeah!

Show me how evil you can be
Show me Darthy, 'cuz I need to know now, uh, because
Your wickedness is killing me (And I)
I must confess you need plastic surgery (surgery)
When people see you they lose their minds
Your so unkind!!!
Kill me Darthy
One more time!!

Verse 2 Devoted to Darth Vader:
Sung by Queen Amidala:

Oh, Darthy, Darthy, what was I supposed to do?
Boy, you had us blinded!
Oh, Darthy, Darthy, turning's a thing we never thought
you'd do,
It's not the way we planned it.

Show me how evil you can be
Show me Darthy, 'cuz I need to know now, uh, because
Your wickedness is killing me (And I)
I must confess you fill a need (fill a need)
When people see you they lose their minds
Your so unkind!!!
Hit me Darthy
One more time!!

Verse 3 Devoted to Sid/Palpy:
Sung by Obi-Wan:

Oh, Darthy, Darthy, How were we supposed to know
Oh, Darthy, Darthy, how could we have let you go
On with your plans
Destroyin' the land
And killin' us all
Don't you know you won't succeed
'Cuz love fills a need
And pushes fear aside

HIT ME DARTHY, ONE MORE TIME!!

Your wickedness is killing me (And I)
I must confess you fooled me (fooled me)
When people see you they lose their minds
Your so unkind!!!
Hit me Darthy
One more time!!

I must confess that your wickedness is killing me now
Don't you know you won't succeed
The Jedi will survive
We'll fight to stay alive!

HIT ME DARTHY, ONE MORE TIME!!

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