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TK 1138 the Red-Nosed Stormtrooper

Parody of “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” by JMD and TK639




You know TK 1313 and TK 435
And TK 1014 and TK 639,
TK 700 and TK 389
And TK 1600 and TK 105
But do you recall
The most famous stormtrooper of all?

TK 1138 the red-nosed stormtrooper
Had a very shiny nose
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it glows
(like a lightsaber)
All of the other troopers
Used to laugh and call him names
They would never let poor 1138
Play in any trooper reconnaissance games
(like hunting down rebels)

Then one foggy night
Santa Vader came to say,
“TK 1138 with that nose so bright,
Won’t you guide my tiefighter tonight?”
Then all the other troopers loved him
And shouted out with glee,
“TK 1138 the red-nosed stormtrooper
You’ll go down in Star Wars history!”
(like the Star Wars Holiday Special)

May the Force be with you this holiday season!

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