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Twelve Days Of Life Day

Parody of "Twelve Days Of Christmas"
New Lyrics by JediMistressDragon

On the first day of Life Day, the Wookie gave to me
"May the Force be with you!"

On the second day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Two Jedi knights
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the third day of Life day the Wookie gave to me
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the fourth day of Life day the Wookie gave to me
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the fifth day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Five dark Lords!
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the sixth day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the seventh day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Seven bounty hunters tracking,
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the eighth day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Eight Rebels rebelling,
Seven bounty hunters tracking,
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the ninth day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Nine scruffy nerfherders,
Eight Rebels rebelling,
Seven bounty hunters tracking,
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the tenth day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Ten stormtroopers trooping,
Nine scruffy nerfherders,
Eight Rebels rebelling,
Seven bounty hunters tracking,
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!" On the eleventh day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Eleven ships going into warp speed,
Ten stormtroopers trooping,
Nine scruffy nerfherders,
Eight Rebels rebelling,
Seven bounty hunters tracking,
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

On the twelfth day of Life Day the Wookie gave to me
Twelve Ewoks celebrating,
Eleven ships going into warp speed,
Ten stormtroopers trooping,
Nine scruffy nerfherders,
Eight Rebels rebelling,
Seven bounty hunters tracking,
Six Imperial walkers tromping,
Five Dark Lords,
Four X-Wings defending,
Three TIE Fighters attacking,
Two Jedi knights,
And a "May the Force be with you!"

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