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Darth Vader: Not The Perfect Dad

Parody of "The Perfect Fan" by The Backstreet Boys
New Lyrics by Lauren Salinas

Verse 1
It don't take much to know what is bad
All the big things and the little things
That have made you mad
There was a death star or two
And everyone who heard your name
Was scared of you
You were never there for me
'Cause I was on a hellhole planet
Called Tattooine

Chorus
You fought me
Shot at me in the Death Star
You told me
To kill the Emperor
You showed me
And then cut off my hand
'Cause Vader never was
The perfect dad

Verse 2
Obi-Wan did good
Hiding me from my family
Then did all he could
And then you sliced him in two
Shot up Red and Gold squadrons
And my best friend, too
Wanted to kill you for what you'd done
Then you turned the tables
And said I was your son

Chorus

Bridge
I learned to use the Force
I made a lightsaber
I found out Leia was my sister
Then you turned away from crime
Now I'm proud to say you're mine

Chorus

'Cause Vader never was
Vader never was
Vader never was

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