Can he use the Force?
Do you know what the Dark side does to him?
Conscience and remorse,
They grow weak and cold and dim...

He reads minds, he will know if you lie,
You can try, if you fail he will zap you...

Does he plot your doom?
From the Death Star he watches everything.
Ensconced in his Throne Room,
He can even tell what you think.

He can't die, while he's cloned he's alive,
You and I, know that he'll rule forever.

If you sense a threat,
He's the one behind it...
He reads minds, he won't die,
displease him- at his feet;
You Will *Writhe*...

{In honour of His Incomparable Imperial Majesty, of course}
Palpatinus Imperator Deum Insuperum est!
Is est Dominum Mei; Mox erit Tui!