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"The Vader Song"

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Sung By: Luke and several Imps, expressing their feelings about Darth Vader

by Barbara Fett

Luke: When I saw that my friends were in pain,
Then I turned and flew away.
I get to Cloud City just to find
You're not happy in this world if I'm not by your side
Vader my dad so mean.

The Dark Side tempted you away
But I've learned my Jedi way
I will never join you in my life
No I've got to keep on fighting for the side of light
Vader my dad so mean,
Vader my dad so mean.

Luke: What kind of parent are you,
Defeating (me/us) at Echo Base?
Piett: Please don't kill me Vader
I almost wish I weren't in space
Don't want to anger you
Anything you want I'll do
Vader my boss so mean
Vader my boss so mean

Piett: I thought I'd love my space career
Never thought I'd live in fear
Of a guy who chokes incompetence
Now I think no one should join us who has any sense
Vader my boss so mean
Vader my boss so mean

Luke: I see you think us nice guys
Are not much better than soap slime
Piett: I won't fail you Vader
I'm gonna get it right this time
Luke: I've had so many birthdays,
And never a thing did you send!
Palpy: I'll stand up for you Vader!
You are a good servant and friend
Luke: Oh respect us won't you Vader
We are not soap slime
Piett: Trust in me, Vader
I'll be right this time

All except Palpy: None of us care for you
And we're planning what we'll do
Vader, Sith lord so mean
Vader, Sith lord, mmmhmmm

Vader, Sith lord, mmmhmmm, so mean, Why don't you change your attitude!
Mmmmmm, Vader, Vader, so mean.

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