"Help Me Obi-Wan"

"Help Me Rhonda"
Sung By: Leia in her holo-message

by Barbara Fett

The Scene:
LUKE: I saw part of a message -
BEN: I seem to have found it.
HOLO OF LEIA: General Kenobi, years ago you served my father . . . aw, this speech is boring, let's sing!

(Music starts.)

LEIA: (singing)
So many years ago, in the Clone Wars you served my dad.
But now he needs your help, 'cause the Empire's really bad.
I would have told you in person,
but my ship's under attack,
you gotta Help me Obi-Wan, help me you're my only hope!

CHORUS:
Help me Obi-Wan, help, help me Obi-Wan
Help me Obi-Wan, help, help me Obi-Wan
Help me Obi-Wan, help, help me Obi-Wan
Help me Obi-Wan, help, help me Obi-Wan
Help me Obi-Wan, help, help me Obi-Wan
Help me Obi-Wan, help, help me Obi-Wan
Help me Obi-Wan - you're my only hope!

This is R2-D2, you've got to take him to Alderaan
The Rebellion really needs him 'cause he has the stolen Death Star plans
This is our most desperate hour
And I gave you lots of reasons why
You gotta Help me Obi-Wan, help me you're my only hope!

(Repeat chorus until dead. At end of song:)
BEN: You must learn the ways of the Force . . . and she must learn how to sing.