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Parody of “Hey Ya” by Outkast
(by Branden Boetticher aka Ithorian)

1,2,3, UH!

My Master don't mess around
Because he's short and green
And he steals every scene


But he talks in reverse
It's really quite perverse
If you know what I mean


Don't try to fight him, really
He'll make you look silly
With his Jedi power


But he gives good advice
And doesn't even charge you
Eighty bucks an hour!


Yooooooodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (x4)

You think you'll beat him
Oh, you think you'll beat him
But you'll never defeat him
'Cause his ally's the For-o-or-o-or-o-or-o-orce!

He sounds like Grover
Oh, he sounds like Grover
But baby, don't you know
It's cause of Frank Oz, of cour-o-our-o-our-o-our-o-urse!

"I don't believe it!"
"That is why you faaaaaail!"
That's what he, that's what he, that's what he, that's what he, what he,
what he
Says when I whine
But why oh why oh, why oh why oh why oh
Does he look so much better
When I know he's not CGI. . .

Ya'll don't wanna hear me. . .
But you know it's true. . .

When I was in the snow-y
Well, I saw Ben Kenobi

He said "Go to Dagobah"
"So you can learn from Yoda"

I'll. . .
I'll. . .
I'll become a Jedi!
I'll become a Jedi!

Alright now Master!
Now what this city I saw in the vision?
(Cloud City!)
My friends are hurtin'!
Who captured my friends?

All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all right, all
right, all right, all right, all right
OK, now Master!
Now I gotta get outta this swamp in just a few seconds
Now don't make me do all this Jedi trainin' for nothin'!
I gotta go rescue my friends from Darth Vader!
Lend me your midichlorians, I am your neighbor!

Here we go!

Lift it, lift, lift it
Lift it, lift, lift it
Lift it, lift, lift it
Lift it
Lift, lift, lift it
Lift it like an X-Wing fighter. . .

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