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Starfighter with X-Wings

Parody of "Bullet With Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins
New Lyrics by Aaron-Wan Kenobi

TIEs are a pain, sent to kill
Star destroyers, chop you up, and mar
What do you get even with all of your skill?
Get to be blown up by a Death Star

Even though I've known - I know I'll get blown
All my skill means jack
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Then someone will say again I'll never be seen
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine

Now you'll get blown up, nothing but dust
But can you fake flying, once more before you die?
And what Vader wants, I want to change
And what have you got when have a death claim

TIEs are a pain, sent to kill
Star destroyers, chop you up, and mar
What do you get even with all of your skill?
Get to be blown up by a Death Star

Even though I've known - I know I'll get blown
All my skill means jack
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Then someone will say again I'll never be seen
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine

Don't tell me I'm the only one
Tell me that I won't just be the one
Thank Yoda I'm not Vader's son
Tell me I'm the chosen one
The one who survives a Death Star run

TIEs are a pain, sent to kill
Star destroyers, chop you up, and mar
What do you get even with all of your skill?
Get to be blown up by a Death Star

Even though I've known - I know I'll get blown
All my skill means jack
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Then someone will say again I'll never be seen
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine

Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
Then someone will say again I'll never be seen
Despite all my sheen I am skill just a guy in a machine
And I still somehow believe that I really can be saved

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