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Rule The Stars

Parody of "Drive My Car" by The Beatles, New Lyrics by Aaron-won Kenobi

Asked a kid, what he wanted to be
He said, Vader, can't you see
I wanna rule the world, every star in the sky
I wanna be the Emperor, don't ask me why

Baby you can rule the stars
Yes, I'm gonna rule the stars
Baby you're gonna rule the stars and maybe I'll loathe you.

I told that boy that evil was good
And he said, Vader, it's understood
Working for evil is all very fine
But commanding it is a better time

Baby you can rule the stars
Yes, I'm gonna rule the stars
Baby you're gonna rule the stars and maybe I'll loathe you.

Evil! Evil! Yeah!

I told that kid I could start right away
Be a lapdog to you every day
I wanna rule the stars so I'll see you through
But then I'll dispose you

Baby you can rule the stars
Yes, I'm gonna rule the stars
Baby you're gonna rule the stars and maybe I'll loathe you.

Evil!
Evil
Evil! Yeah!

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