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He's Palpatine

Parody of "Mississippi Queen" by Mountain, New Lyrics from Aaron-won Kenobi

He's Palpatine - you know that he's mean
He's Palpatine- the Dark side he's seenThere's nasty Senator, he took over, he's Palpatine

Way down in Corsucant he'll take over today
You know he was a pain, he was a real pill
While all of the others were playing Sabbacc
He was sitting around, yes, he liked to kill

He's Palpatine - you know that he's mean
He's Palpatine- the Dark side he's seen

The definition of evil he raised the bar
He got killed on the Death Star
While the rest of them dudes were shakin' their heads
He was a' makin' Alderaan dead

Whoo oh!

Way down in Corsucant he'll take over today
There's nasty Senator, he took over, he's Palpatine
You know he was a pain, he was a real pill
While all of the others were playing Sabbacc
He was sitting around but he liked to kill

Ohhhhh he's Palpatine!

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