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Parody of "Lump" by The Presidents of the United States of America, New Lyrics from Aaron-won Kenobi

Luke was a really simple farm boy
He liked to play around with his T-16 toy
Then Obi-Wan got disintegrated
And the Death Star was exterminated!

He's Luke, he's Luke!
He liked to whine!
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke
A lot of the time!

He's Luke, he's Luke!
Obi-Wan saved his butt too
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke
Dead was Aunt Beru!

Luke hung alone in the Wampa cave,
"I sure hope this place won't be my grave."
Waitin' for Han inside a Taun-Taun's guts
Man, that lightsaber really cuts!

He's Luke, he's Luke!
He owns R2!
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke
3PO too!

Use...use...use, use the Force, Luke
Use...use...use, use the Force now
Use...use...use, use the Force, Luke

His friend Leia loved both him and Han
Jeez, she's your sister, man!
He fought Vader but couldn't kill his dad,
Then he found out Anakin wasn't all bad!

He's Luke, he's Luke!
The Death Star he blew
He's Luke, he's Luke, he's Luke
The Falcon too!

Is this Luke a Jedi now?
I think so!
Does his life make you say "Wow!"
I think so!
Did this Luke kill Palpatine?
I think so!
And that's the end of this song!

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