The Light side. The light side.
When the trilogy stared,
I was already bad,
But by the second film,
You saw I was Luke's dad.
I was a real pain,
I blew up world,
When you even say Obi-Wan,
It makes me wanna hurl!

I hate the Light side, Yoda!
I left it very long ago.
I hate the light side, Yoda!
It was the harder way to go!

I've killed a billion or two,
In my life, it ruled!
My body's all scorched up, it's true,
But who cares? Im still evil, too!

Dark Dark Dark-Dark-Dark, Dark side
Dark Dark Dark-Dark-Dark, the Dark side
Dark Dark Dark-Dark-Dark, Dark side
What was I allied to? The Dark side.

Now that I remember,
The Light was once my friend,
But I was set to the Dark 'till the very end!
I loved that feeling much,
As someones throat was crushed,
And as his worthless life was shushed!

I hate the Light side, Yoda!
I left it very long ago.
I hate the Light side, Yoda!
Palpatine told me so!

At the end I killed Palapatine, you know,
And Luke was very proud,
But then Dark Horse exhumed the schmoe!
Yes, I turned, now Im set to the...
Light, Light-Light-Light, Light side.
Light, Light-Light-Light, the Light side.
Light, Light-Light-Light, Light side.
Light, Light-Light-Light, the Light side.
Who am I now? Anakin.