Han

Parody of "Bad" by Michael Jackson, New Lyrics from Aaron-won Kenobi

You're a smuggler, man? Well I am too.
Just watch your back, or I'll blow up you.
The word is out, better not say a slight,
Cause I'm the king of the speed of light.
Hyper, hyper, hyperdrive now, you're right.

When the Falcon's fast, the stars really streak.
I think that Obi-Wan's just an aged geek.
Officers crack when they see me fly.
I've got more moves than Snootles, Sy!

Well I once dumped some spice
And that made Jabba really ticked.
He called up Boba Fett and Greedo
And onto me they really sticked!

Because I'm Han, I'm Han--Solo.
(Han Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--you know it.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--yes Han Solo!
(Han, Han--yes, he's really Han)
Don'tcha call me Leia, Jabba or Lando.
Dont ask me once again: Who's Han?

When I get out to smuggle things,
The Empire follows me like lemmings!
Down at Kessel I was a unlucky moron.
I was the one who freed Kyp Durron.
I hate to sit around and snoop
But it's a lot better than fighting some Imp troops.

When behind me you're only seconds,
Then I'm across the galaxy.
Vader then gets really ticked off,
And daylight again a Captian will never see!

Because I'm Han, I'm Han--Solo.
(Han, Han--yes, he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--you know it.
(Han, Han--yes, he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--yes Han Solo!
(Han, Han--yes, he's really Han)
I like women who weigh 82 pounds
Don't ask me once again who's Han.

If you ever see me, you better bow
Cuz I'm the king of space.
If you make me really angry,
Then I'll blast you in the face.

Because I'm Han, I'm Han--Solo.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--you know it.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--yes Han Solo.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
Woo woo woo. When I leave you alone in space
I really leave you alone in space,

You know I'm Han, I'm Han--Solo.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--yes Han Solo
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know, you know, you know--come on!
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
I know Ipm pompous and loud
Lemme tell you once again.

You know I'm a pain, I'm Han, you know it.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han--you know, hoo.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
You know I'm Han, I'm Han--you know it, you know.
(Han, Han--yes he's really Han)
And the whole galaxy knows I'm Han and I'm proud.
I'll just tell you once again--I'm Han!