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Boba Fett

Parody of "The Jet Set" by Alphaville
New Lyrics by Aaron-Wan Kenobi

This is the time, now Solo is beat
Feel how the Sarlacc grabs your feet
Ah Boba Fett, take my hand
He's a hunter Vader-sent...
Pull out your blaster when I pull out mine
And I'll make the bounty on time
Sitting in the Slave I
Oh Boba Baby, I love you, hon!

He is Boba Fett, undoubtedly, he is Boba Fett
And that means anarchy!

Solo's on the run
He knows where to go
We've got the tickets for the Rancor show!
The Wookies are dying so fast
No, Solo won't be the last!
The Corellians seem that way
We love 'em like we love the way Jabba pays!
We have money, yet we are free
We are the Fett-Fett-Fett-Fett-Boba Fett
So-ci-e-ty!

He is Boba Fett, undoubtedly, he is Boba Fett,
And that means anarchy!

He is Boba Fett / he'll hear you scream!
He is Boba Fett/ he'll hear you scream!

Shame on society -- Boba Fett!
He loves luxury -- Fett in so-ci-e-ty!

Falcon's full of angst and fear
This is Solo's final year
Emperor's dead, but I'm ok
Into the Sarlacc he fell
If he's a liar, I'm his cover
If he's a priest, I'm his brother
If he's a lady, I'll beat you up
If he's a man, Than that's the best op!

He is Boba Fett, undoubtedly, he is Boba Fett
And that means anarchy!

Buut, I won't pout
Cuuz, in Dark Empire he crawls back out!

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