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Magic X-Wing Ride

To "Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf

by Andrew Sniegowski

I like to fly. Yes, yes, yes, right between the Imp blockade.
I slip right by, right into the night. Anyplace that seems just right.
Fly strong, fly near, get those TIEs away from here!

Well, you don't know what TIEs we'll find.
Why don't you come with me little droid, on a magic X-Wing ride?
You don't know what, TIE's we'll see.
Why don't you tell your warnings to me?
Ejection seats will set us free.

Open your scans droid, look around droid, Can't you see we'll be blown away!

(interlude)

Last night I'd hoped they'ed let me land.
So I wished that I could stay.
But before they answered me, those Imps came in and blew the base away.
I looked, around, a lousy TIE was all I found.

Well, you don't know what, TIEs we'll find.
Why don't you come with me little droid, on a magic X-Wing ride.
You don't know what, TIEs we'll see.
Why don't you tell your scans to me, ejection seats will set us free.

Open your scanners droid. Look around droid. Don't you see we blew one away!

(interlude with the X-Wing blowing up TIEs into little, tiny bits)

You don't know what TIE's we'll find.
Why don't come with me little droid, on a magic X-Wind ride?
Well you don't know what sights we'll see.
Why don't you tell your scans to me?
Ejection seats will set us free...

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