God Rest You Little Anakin
Parody of "God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen"
New Lyrics by Angel
God rest you little Anakin
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Master Qui-Gon
Was just killed yesterday
To save us all from Darth Maul's power
When he got in the way
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Jedi and Sith
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Some time later...
From Rebel Princess Leia
An R2 unit came
And unto Luke Skywalker
Brought tidings of distain
To give the driod to someone else
Kenobi was his name
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Jedi and Sith
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"Help, Obi-Wan Kenobi"
The pretty princess said,
"You are my only hope now
Get these plans to my dad."
So Obi-Wan set off for space
And brought along the kid
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Jedi and Sith
O fightings of Jedi and Sith
They rescued Princess Leia
With Chewbacca and Han
Though that is more than we can say
For poor Alderaan
Then Darth Vader killed Obi-Wan
He was a weak old man
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Jedi and Sith
O fightings of Jedi and Sith
Luke learned how to fly an X-Wing
And joined up as Rougue Two
He made friends with Wedge Antilles
Uncle of you-know-who
They shot the Death Star's exhaust port
And then the whole thing blew
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Jedi and Sith
O fightings of Jedi and Sith