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Thirty Days' Song

Parody of Elton John's "Your Song"
Copyright 2002 by Chernobi5

Itís a little bit funny,

What three years can do,

Iím not one those

That waiting appeals to.

I donít have much time left,

But, boy, thirty days

Could drive me insane in different ways.

George is the director, and this I know,

He makes cool Jedi and the evil Jango,

I know itís not Boba, but itís the best he can do,

He gave us Sam Jackson as Mace Windu.


And you can tell everybody Ďbout the attack of the clones,

It may be thirty days,

But when thatís up,

I hope you donít mind,

I hope you donít mind that I remind you today

How wonderful the saga is now the three years are done.


I wondered about the Gungans,

And the Nass known as Boss,

But Jar Jar as a senator

Well, it left me at a loss.

But watching the Jedi,

While I saw each preview,

Itís the Jedi jumping skills that Made my faith renew.

So excuse me for asking,

But these things I do,

You see Iím wondering if itís

Green or itís blue.

But, anyway the thing is,

What I really mean,

Your lightsaber was blue,

But, now itís green.


And you can tell everybody Ďbout the attack of the clones,

It may be thirty days,

But when thatís up,

I hope you donít mind,

I hope you donít mind that I remind you today

How wonderful the saga is now the three years are done.


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