by

Once again Legolas proves that elves are and always will be soooo much better than any old jedi!!
by legolasgirl

[Peter Jackson playing with his toys] "You got nothing on us! Nothing!!! AHHHAHAHAHA"
by bfwhc

Causation of unhappy!
by Jesse Hopkins

Legolis and Anakin fight over which will score the most chics: tights or that really cool braid.
by Var Zol

"Orlando; Hayden, your moves are too stiff, too plastic they need to be more fluid. Elijah quite picking Sir McKellen's pocket"
by Var Zol

The kid whines so loudly, we could have shot him in the dark!
by Nitsuj

LEGOLAS : GIVE US THE RING , JEDI....
by Darth Golum

Anakin and Legolas battle over who will be on the next cover of Teen People Magazine
by Vim Sregor

"Don't move, Jedi."
by Jedi Shadow

LEGOLAS : JEDI, GIVE US THE RING......ANAKIN: HEY MAN IF A SELL THIS ON E-BAY, LUKAS WILL HABE ENOGHT MONEY TO MAKE A GOOD EPISODE III AND A BRAND NEW CHRISMAS SPECIAL......
by Darth Golum

Yeah, this'll end good.
by ComicKook

Sith Lord of the Rings
by ComicKook

Even Anakin gets caught up in the crapiest movie of the decade. No wonder he turns to the Dark Side.
by Yeah Right!

Hmmm....somehow I was expecting the new Zelda game to look somehow....different.
by ComicKook

"I've got a bad feeling about this."
by ComicKook

Sigh. The SW/LOTR obsession around here has really got to stop.
by ComicKook

Anakin's first mugging.
by ComicKook

"Dodge this."
by Mr. Anderson

The true reason why Vader's body couldn't be seen from the neck down: Due to unseemly behavior by rowdy fans, HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE!!
by Kalahari Karl

give me my money back... give me my money back... give me my money back, you jedi
by 005

Episode 3:Jedi Lord of Illusion
by Big D

Finally someone will pay for the poor acting in episode 2... if only the plastic were flesh... where's the "indian in the cupboard" cupboard when you need it?
by Lightofdarkness

Frodo: "Gollum is gone! We need someone ELSE to fall into the volcano now!" Legolas: "Hey! I've got one!"
by Randall Flagg

"You would be dead before your sword fell!"
by rufus holmes

Legolas: "I find your lack of faith in Peter Jackson disturbing." Anakin: "Hey... that's good, I may steal that from you."
by Randall Flagg

"Damn it, Hayden! I'm the prettiest!"
by DaisyDaisy

Gandalf: "Wait.. that's no Uruk-Hai!" Legolas: "I don't care! I can't let Gimli win the contest!" ::twang::
by Randall Flagg

thats odd...the back of the arrow isnt on the bow string...wait a second this isnt real!!!!
by i have a name?

Legolas: "Admit it! I'm prettier!" Anakin: "Don't make me Force-choke you, elf-boy." Gandalf: "I'm not this 'Dooku' guy you keep mentioning!" Frodo: "I just wanna go home."
by Sithwitch13

Legolas: "Say yippee again! SAY YIPPEE AGAIN! I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you m*&^#$f%$#@#!!"
by Randall Flagg

"Mr. MyaggI says we must use karate,not weapons!"
by Blue 5

Don't get mad at me because Hasbro has a license until 2018 and Burger King dumped you guys after the first movie
by The_Grand_Moff

Ah! Goose!
by Raspberrybeard the Pirate

Don't thank me - thank Burger King!
by Macaroni Penguin

Anakin: "Are you angles?"
by Nobody Important

Legolas: Don't touch the pants!
by Darth Fipland

"You're about to be 'dead' as a house..."
by Darth Obstreperous

Legolas: "Well, look who got the drop on the Chosen One." Annie: "You're lucky my arms don't bend at the elboows, or you'd be gettin a blue plastic enema right about now."
by Lighthammer72

"That's very cool how you can pull an arrow and have the bow strech behind your back!"
by Darth Obstreperous

Look out Gandalf! Iceman is sneaking up behind you!
by Darth Obstreperous

Boy- are YOU on the wrong toy shelf!
by Brian

Legolas: SAY IT!! Anakin: FINE! I'll say it. Your pants are indeed tighter than mine. NO! What am I saying!
by Hello.jpg

From Peter Jackson's SUPER Extended Edition: Battle of the Coverboys- Hayden versus Orlando, with Elijah and Ian refereeing the event.
by SuperScott (excal2358)

...and you have my lightsaber.
by Hello.jpg

They really need better restrictions against weapons at these conventions.
by Inebriated Wyrm

Anakin: Galadriel? We just kissed ok? It meant nothing.
by Hello.jpg

It's elven reflexes vs. Jedi reflexes. Who will win?
by padme_amidala_19

Legolas: Hand over the ring. Anakin: Can't a guy propose in peace?
by padme_amidala_19

Anakin: This would be a lot more intimidating if your arrow weren't sticking into your own wrist. You okay? You look kinda woozy.
by Inebriated Wyrm

Apparantly the economy has hit ILM REALLY HARD!!
by grob

Insert Special Effects joke here...
by grob

"I got your Force right here!"
by grob

Singing..."We're men , we're men in tights..."
by grob

Wow a wizard with a strange short. I'll shoot him down. No...I'm just from a galaxy far far away. Let the chosen one Decide! I AM the chosen One! No you're not! Yes I am!
by Cedric Juchtmans

"Alright. alright, maybe that joke about your ears was a little insensitive. But c'mon, I mean I'm a freaking JEDI!"
by grob

Who's the midget in the background?
by grob

"Oh yeah, well at least I'm fully poseable!"
by grob

damn special editions
by jeff hunter

Admit it! Admit! My blonde braids are prettier! I'm a pretty, pretty elf!
by Finn Dootric

Legolas: Ouch ! Now wait ! If you burn my foot, I'll shoot you right in the neck !
by Darth Fletcher

"Hey, you guys lost or something? No, I've never even heard of this Earth, Middle or otherwise."
by grob

Look people, these are toys. They do not talk.
by grob

Finally Legolas decided to do us all a favor and get rid of this annoying youngster !
by Darth Fletcher

"Hey I was just kidding, I know that's not Osama bin Laden. Jeesh."
by grob

Seeing yet another glowing blue sword, Legolas' 3000 years worth of Battle Stress Syndrome kicks in all at once and decides *everybody* is an orc.
by Finn Dootric

Stand still, i'll never get your haircut done if you keep moving.......your more likely to lose an eye.
by Andrew T

"I'm sorry son but it must be this way..." "I know father, I know..." Legolas had real friends to help him bury bodies...
by thestonedkoala

That's funny, Legolas' bow is behind his arm but the arrow is in front of it...
by Toro

Coming soon:Hardware Wars 2
by

Voice coming from downatairs..."Tommy, put away your toys. It's time for bed."
by grob

Coming soon:Hardware Wars 2
by Boba Fatt

Watch out, Benjamin, behind you !
by the CIty of Fear

What the hell is Harry Potter doing behind Gandalf !?
by me

"Are you sure I said that ?"
by time to go back to the good old ones

And I thought the"Holiday Special" was dumb!
by Big D

This stupid one's not worth the effort!"
by TFN Fanatic


by

"When do I get to carry a REAL light saber?!"
by Gold Leader

Legolas and Anakin battle for the hearts and wall space of 14 year old girls everywhere
by Kebis

No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
by Ajent Orenj

Interestingly enough, Legolas was using the arrow merely as an aiming guide, for he was about to fire his own arm.
by Ajent Orenj

46-year-old Loser: "Man this Happy Meal is gonna be worth millions!"
by Ajent Orenj

"C'mon, Legolas, you know how it works; you scratch my back, I scratch your foot..."
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

Anakin: "Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for... oh wait, that's not my line."
by Ajent Orenj

"You put your arrow in; you put your saber out; you put your...
by Lily the Hokey Pokey Menace

Legolas: "We demand......... A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!" (Python fail me not)
by Ajent Orenj

Hand over the Episode III script, Lucas, or whiny-boy here gets it!!!
by blah

H.Christensen: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Let's all just relax. This is just a simple mistake. I'll be on my way to the Star Wars set, now."
by Ajent Orenj

You can't win Legolas. If you strike me down, my franchise will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
by GMT

Unusual editing leads Gandalf the Grey to say "Sick 'em!"
by Chad Evans

Not even bad script writing could convince Anakin that he was in any danger from Legolas's unique way of drawing a bow string.
by Chad Evans

SAY IT, SKYWALKER! I'm the prettiest Elf in the Fellowship!
by Cirrocco

Much to Anakin's chagrin, it wasn't SAM that would kill him if he tried anything...
by Cirrocco

Anakin: "Hmmmm... let's see. What would Brian Boitano do?"
by Ajent Orenj

How dare u! only elves wear braids in their hair!
by falkor

The Fellowship Of The Jedi - in cinemas now!!!
by rick Kenobi

Gandalf - I am your Father Anakin!!!!
by Mater Laugh

Now if only they were real...
by HandmaidenEirtae

Legolas: And do you still think The SW are better?...
by lookforSkywalker

#
by jedi 123

Attack Of The...urmmmm....Clones???
by jedi 123

Gandalf - now i wont loose pathetically to a Balrog with this wind up life size Anakin Skywalker figurene with athentic working lightsabre
by Master Gandalf

Aragorn reveals his true identity to the fellowship
by gasp 223

Anakin - Right so the bad guy is using a RING!! to take over your world
by

You see LOTR can kick SW butt any day
by splitsecond

Gandalf: Shoot, Legolas, shoot!
by Kalvin

Star Wars Episode 3: The Lord of the Rings
by munkle

Anakin: "Aack! You've got such a huge..." Gandalf: "LIGHTSABER!"
by Jen

Wow, Sam grew up a lot faster than Frodo.
by Darth Whatever

Legolas: you take that back Star Trek is much better then Star Wars
by Trek rules

Never say live long and prosper to an elf
by munkle

Wow, these classic literature references that Lucas is putting in Star Wars films are getting a lot more obvious.
by Darth Whatever

Anakin regrets saying LOTR smells worse then the inside of a tantan
by munkle

Wow, these future movie references that Tolkien put in the Lord of the Rings books are getting a lot more obvious.
by Darth Whatever

Anakin: Wow, what a crazy dream... Legolas, you were there! You too, Frodo! And so were you, Gandalf! What a crazy dream...
by Darth Whatever

"Is that a bow in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"
by Darth Whatever

Frodo: "Who is that, Gandalf?" Gandalf: "That's Legolas, he's just holding his bow wrong." Frodo: "Oh... And what about the man with the light sword?" Gandalf: "Beats the hell out of me."
by Darth Whatever

Frodo: "Who is that, Gandalf?" Gandalf: "That's Legolas, he's just holding his bow wrong." Frodo: "Oh... And what about the man with the light sword?" Gandalf: "That's Sam, he's gone nuts."
by Darth Whatever

CRAZY EPISODE 3 TWIST: Gandalf was behind the clone army all along!
by Darth Whatever

It seems that we have a draw!
by Hurlingstu

'You won't feel any pain Anakin, It's will be just like George stabbing himself in the back by making the last two of your movies'
by Glen Patterson

a real life example of a stale mate.
by jokemaster

a recreation of the Riders of Gondor scene renamed Jedi Of Corusant
by jokemaster

we are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by jokemaster

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by jokemaster

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by jokemaster

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by jokemaster

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by jokemaster

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by jokemaster

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by jokemaster

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa migos and amigos forever we'll beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by jokemaster

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
by jokemaster

"I don't care if your not the 'one ring' or 'the one jedi', were still sending you into the flames of mount doom."
by Victor Roa

The shroud of the Darkside has fallen, begun the Trillogy wars have.
by DarthLucky

The Lord of the Rings:The Return of the Jedi...J.R.R. Tolkien never did like the idea of George Lucas directing LOTR...
by Sean

Outnumbered severely, Anakin would not have won had the little hobbit not been taunting him. Falling to the dark side, he ends his journey by destroying all of Middle-Earth.
by James Fett

Anakin finally realized, perhaps a little too late, that his earlier feelings were correct...he WAS in the wrong third installment of a trilogy....
by Fluke Starbucker

Legolas: Who are you? some kind of Elv with a fire sword?? Anakin: I think I'm lost I'm in the wrong movie.
by SITHREDJEDI7

Anakin: "No really! I'm here to kill Sauramon!"
by Dex1138

the jedi breathed so loudly i could've shot him in the dark...
by Jeremiah Vrenna

Legolas: Hey! You're not Aragorn! Frodo: And he's not nearly as pretty. Gandalf: I don't sense any kinship in him either. Anakin: But I bet Aragorn doesn't have to endure a Christmas special.
by Darth Moron

Anakin, While having a bow pressed against his back, sneakily brought up his lightsaber...
by rancortooth

"Legolas! Watch your Crotch! Oh, wait, I forgot elves don't have one..."
by rancortooth

"Legolas! Watch your Crotch!"
by rancortooth

Ligolas: Prepair to die Skywalker. Ani: You don't want to shoot me with that arrow. Ligolas: I don't- hey stop useing the jedi mind trick on me!!!!
by Nightmair of Yavin

Alex: LoTR v. SW, Aliens v. Predator, Batman v. Superman. Rob: What are movies that will never be made? Alex: Correct for one hundred.
by Padawan Drew

Anakin: Hey, I know you guys made more money than us, but you don't have to kill me to prove a point."
by JediKnightMeyer

You think yours and Gimli's game at Helm's Deep was good? How about "how many Jedi can I take down"?
by SithRingLord

Legolas: You do know where Saruman is DONT YOU? Anikin: WHO? Oh you mean Count Dooku, um no we are looking for him as well.
by Jedi Ottolam

I've the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a uh...
by SirNi

I wonder if Anikan can dodge this arrow
by MonJoe

Frodo: ARAGOOOORRNNN!!!
by JaegerGhent

Anikins plan to wipe out the fellowship: Hmm I can chop this guy in two, strike down the "crazy old wizard", and the lil dude with the pointy ears shall run away to a swamp planet! Perfect
by Jedi Ottolam

This is not the movie you're looking for. Move along.
by Myrddin

Anakin: Hey! All I said was that at least *I* could stand without the aid of a little green platform glued to my feet!
by JaegerGhent

And now, young Skywalker...You will die.
by JaegerGhent

Ummm, Legolas, why is your bowstring on the wrong side?
by DataDroid

That's no Aragorn, that's a Jedi, Baby!
by aiasadan

Listen here "light stick" boy, that will be enough of your attitude... Learn to respect your elders!
by vlmf128

looks like legolas isnt happy with aragorn's new look
by Mortichro

Wait, what?
by Jedi Joel

Gandalf- "Should I tell him the string isn't even touching the arrow? You'd think after two Ages he'd learn.
by SirNi

I felt a great disturbance in the Force as if millions of pre-pubescent, female voices cried out at once and were silenced.
by SirNi

He doesn't look so evil to...achk...thump.
by SirNi

I only wanted Liv Tyler's number...
by TKMark

Nice braid Jedi!
by Jedi Duritz

As Anakin, Gandoff, and Frodo look at the Mrs. of the house change, Legolos tries to kill the fly on Anakin's shoulder.
by Jedi Duritz

As Anakin, Gandoff, and Frodo look at the Barbi dolls, Legolos is the only one defending Obi-Wan against the house cat.
by Jedi Duritz

Keiblers new "do you believe in elfin magic" campaign.
by bantha master

New Zealand?!?! You mean this isn't Fox studios in Sydney?!?
by SWTony

Lucas and Jackson decided for the last of each of their installments, they would use clay animation.
by Jedi Duritz

Padme is mine! You must die Jedi!
by Jedi Duritz

Mark should not have said "I like your cookies" at the convention.
by bantha master

Toy Story finally gets some cool characters.
by JaegerGhent

When Yoda is mistaken for Smegal.
by bantha master

Anakin must be drunk, because even Hayden Christensen wouldn't get in a situation like this. The LOTR guys would've already been dead...
by JediKaputski77

JOIN US!!!! With our combined trilogies we can end this destructive contest and bring order to sci-fi fantasy!
by Darth Nupe

A little to the left...go up a little...aah, there's the spot.
by Thomas Corhern

Gandalf: Kill that whiny bitch
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

Legolas: With PLEASURE
by Grand Admiral Jaxx

BRACE YO' SELF FOOL!!! The bike! WHERE'S THE BIKE!!! It's the last cool thing in your trilogy and we want it now!
by Darth Nupe

No my name isn't Paulo. And I'm not an artist. Does this look like a paintbrush to you?
by Darth Nupe

Hey! Point that thing someplace else!
by Slider911

Please don't make me angry....you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
by Darth Nupe

Look I don't know anyone named Gollum and I haven't seen a ring but iF YOU DON'T GET THAT ARROW OUT FROM BEHIND MY HEAD WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE A REALLY BAD DAY!!! GET IT!?
by Darth Nupe

Oh Come on...let me be in the fellowship. I'll be good. I promise.
by Darth Fanboy

Your feeble acting skills are no match for the power of the Ring trilogy!
by Markus Lanio

Hey Legolas ...good thing neither one of us has any joints, otherwise someone might get hurt here...
by Nyarlathotep

Gandalf: Sorry Anakin. We won that top 46 contest, so you have to go.
by Master Fwiffo

Well, we were tired of Bikini Mud Wrestling, but the female fans were having a fit. So we decided, what could be better then Anakin and Legolas Mud Wrestling in Speedos?
by Master Fwiffo

Legolas says "A lightsaber is no match against a good, old fashioned bow and arrow. Get back to that Galaxy, far, far away....."
by Brendon McMicking

"Im am Robin Hood and this Is little John."
by Roy Alba

The Jedi breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark; if it weren't fot that lightsaber.
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

"Doge this."
by buchol

"Dodge this."
by buchol

"Stop! Who are you!?" "I am Anakin, Son of.....uhh...uhh..um.....I'm just Anakin.
by Joolzzz

Ani: "I was just looking for a ring for Padm'e! Cause she's 'My Precious'"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Star Wars Episode II: AOTCBKT (Attack of the Crappy Burger King Toys)
by buchol

You may only pass Anikin, son of...um... carrier of the light stick, if you can tell me why my bow is somehow, behind my back?
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

"Stop! Who are you!?" "I am Anakin, Son of.....uhh...uhh..um.....I'm just Anakin." "Oh yes we heard of you, but your on the wrong set. You want the bluescreen down the hall."
by Joolzzz

Come on Gandalf, with this one out of the way, there's no way Episode III can overtake our lead in movie domination.
by Revrac Edalb

Begun... this ring war has.
by Tro-Ensha

"Something draws near... I can feel it" versus "Don't worry. I can sense everything going on in that room." You make the call.
by New Age Raven

Legolas: "Say It ! ... Gollum should win an Oscar. Not Yoda... Say It !" Anakin:"If Obi Wan was here that would make him very grumpy."
by Joolzzz

Ani: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
by Darth Shmarth

Was I the first to submit that!?! Was I, Was I!?!
by Darth Shmarth

oh, I didn't think so.
by Darth Shmarth

Who are you people? Your all so, so primative!
by Shint Sattare

Ani: "And then I go like this... and Legolas you go like that...that's right--put your bow right there...Now, do you see how cool we look?"
by Clairice

Frodo: "Come on, guys! I want to play, too!"
by Clairice

Gandalf: "All right, boys. One more round before dinner."
by Clairice

Get your filty hands off of me you damn dirty LOTR action figures!
by Aaron

Although the one in the robe looks a little like a jedi, and the one with the pointy ears fights like one, the short one with the ring is just, well, short! Hey, where did he go?
by Shint Sattare

Ani: "See? If I just BARELY touch with it, doesn't it tickle?"
by Clairice

A: "What is I just lift this loin cloth a TAD??"
by Clairice

Gandalf: I love it when the boys play rough......
by Clairice

Gandalf: What's this? All the boys are getting together to play and I wasn't invited?
by Clairice

Anakin "What the hell is your problem, your movie made more than mine."
by Maverick4101

Frodo: Won't I ever grow up?
by Clairice

Legolas: Hold it right there, pal; that Lembas is miiiiine...
by Clairice

"STOP WHERE YOU ARE! THIS IS THE Fellowship Police!! PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!"
by Cory

Anakin finally meets his match, a tall blondie in tightsm and an old man with a walking stick.
by Nonya Goddardio

TFN Servers are flooded with jokes similar to, "For the last time, I don't have Portman's phone number."
by Cranie

I bet your jedi abilities didn't see this coming!
by Jason M.-Dallas, TX

I bet your jedi abilities didn't see this coming!
by Jason M.-Dallas, TX

Take back the comment about my tights or else.
by DarthToops

Legolas: Don't move, Jedi! Take him away!
by John the Enforcer

"You move, I shoot."
by Dez

Tonight on Celebrity death match!
by Jedi Knight 666

Anakin finally recieves his punishment for crying like a baby
by Boshek knows

listen i thought all the elves were like 300 years old i didn't know she was your daughter and only 16
by Solid snake

And in the next episode of the Twilight Zone......
by Chase Peterson

"Oops...wrong movie set...my bad guys!"
by Preacher Dan

Gandalf:Steal OUR fans will ya?Let him have it Legolas
by Jedi Knight 666

that tickles
by dixie wrecked

Legolas:Steal MY fangirls will ya?
by Jedi Knight 666

How Anakin Skywalker really becomes Darth Vader. An arrow threw the neck.
by Jobba the Hutt

wait a second this is a star wars site. what are you doing here
by abbie doobie

Anakin:Uh....I was only joking whan I said SW was better,honest!
by Jedi Knight 666

Put down the lightsaber, back away slowly into your own universe and no one will get hurt
by Obi-Wan Brandini

The old guys not Obi-wan, the short ones not an ewok, and I sure as hell aint yoda punk!
by Tim C. TK-1187

yes i said it, my balls are bigger than yours
by thatoneguy

I swear she never told me her age
by jake at fc

mess with daddy and your gonna get spanked
by bunter

"C'mon, pull my arrow!"
by DX-66

...crap.
by Edgar Greyshadow

legolas-back to the pits that spawned u, rebel scum!!!
by me

Wait a sec, isn't the arrow supposed to be attached to the bowstring?
by eh?

anikan- "don't make me hurt u w/ this!" legolas- "u wuld be dead before u had dealt the blow..."
by me

Legolas: "I am sexier then thou. Say it!" Anakin "Hey, I'm not the humor editor! Why are you threatening me?"
by Princess1

In order to assist the Emperor with galactic domination, Anakin was sent to Middle Earth to find the One Ring.
by Darth Duko

A crossover that should never happen.
by Darth Duko

An elf is never a match for a Jedi with the Force as his ally.
by Darth Duko

What the...? GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Tanara (Kill Peter Jackson, please?)

No, no, I don't want to keep the One Ring, I just want to borrow it for a little while.
by Darth Duko

Post Script for why SW beats the tar out of LOTR: The MEN don't wear panty-hose. Nuff said.
by Tanara (LOTR Hater)

Suddenly Anakin felt a prickly sensation on the back of his neck but knew not what was causing such a feeling. He then followed the arrow to the problem.
by Darth Hideous

Use the Force Legolas!
by Darth Platipus

Ahhh, you may have the pointy thing stuck in my back, but how are you going to fire that piece of junk with the bowstring on the WRONG SIDE of your arm?
by Tanara (LOTR Hater)

Oops, wrong trilogy
by Grego

Legolas: "Hold still! There is, um, something on your shoulders. . ." Anakin: "But there is nothing on them except my head!" Legolas: "I know. Hold very still. . ."
by Darth Hideous

Legolas: This party's over!
by huh?

Wait that's the wrong movie!
by huh?

i culd A: use the force to fling the bow outa his hands then spin around & decapitate him or B: take the arrow in the back & writhe on the ground in agony... THWAP!! argh! shulda gone w/ A
by iluvkungpow!!!

...and I'm not bald.....or black!
by huh?

legolas- now tell me i look like a girl!!!
by me

So, ya still think your movie's better..punk?
by yodalicious

"I would cut off your head, if it stodd but a little further from the ground." "You would die before your stroke fell."
by Nemesis

legolas- there is no curse in elvish or the tongue of men for such treacherous acting ability!!! THWAP!!!!
by me

Dodge this.
by Darth_kal-el

The force is in me the force is in me the force is in.......
by leif


by reemi

c : Enter ##
by Spot

his light saber is so bright we could have shot him in the dark
by leif

(Archer) Who is he? (Gandalf) Shoot first, ask questions later!
by reemi

Anakin goes to chop off Legolas' arm after Legolas tells him he costs more than him!
by Amythest

You've gotta be a pretty bad archer to draw a bow through your arm.
by crimson

Look Gandalf I caught the darklo.....(gasp, gasp)
by Darthhoss

anakin's major advantage in this battle is that he has moveable arms and legs
by me

Yoda plays out one of his contingency plans with his toy dolls.
by Rabbit Kekai

Oh no... not more LOTR... you don't expect me to come up with a caption for this, do you?
by Kenya Starflight

Gandalf: "If we end Anakin's life, we'll turn one man's cause into a crusade."
by Soontar Cerulien

Legalas: Okay Frodo, roll the dice to see if I hit him. Anakin: But I wanna cast; Magic Missile! Gandalf: Why are you casting magic missile? Anakin: Um, I'm attacking the darkness!!!
by Willbur the Lobster

legolas- orcs!!! gandalf- no u idiot, that's anakin. legolas- can i shoot him? gandalf- no, then there wuldn't be an episode 3... let him have it!!!
by me

shoot him legolas!! shoot him down!!!
by me

Anikin with the Force vrs. Legolas with bow... Hmmm no contest here.
by Bowman Gavin

When Ani found out that the Fellowship was behind the Tusken Raider... well, you can guess.
by Bowman Gavin

How Ani REALLY became Vader: The One Ring.
by Bowman Gavin

Apparently Legolas took placing runner-up in SF Magazine's Sexiest Man contest a little TOO seriously...
by Kalahari Karl

Whoops, I think I landed on the wrong Island!
by rebadams7

Ya fealin lucky?
by kin

Sorry, wrong movie.
by Chris

Where's your "Force" now, wuss?
by yodathemovie

(Gandelf) This will be enjoyable.
by kin

"Us? We rob from the rich, and give to the poor"
by Gumpy

Legolas: Hold it there lightsaber-boy, you're stealing my thunder
by Maya the evil twin

His blade glows blue! Orcs!
by Tim Piper

Looking back on this day, Anakin decided that it would've been preferable had he known of the Mirkwood Elves' deep love of sand before striking up a conversation about his homeworld.
by Orange Crush

I don't care if it's "your precious"
by jpjp

"Don't move... there's a bug on your left shoulder!" - Legolas, "And there's one on your foot! Don't you guys have pest control in Middle Earth?" - Anakin
by WashuChanFan

Now that is cruel....
by UniversalDestiny

Anakin: "I've killed hundreds of battle droids with blasters., and you think that you're a threat with that childrens toy?
by T-Burns

Legolas: "Drop your wea....*gasp*
by T-Burns

In answer to all those queries concerning why the Star Wars universe looked more advanced in the prequels than it did in the Original Trilogy, George Lucas decided to make some bizarre changes...
by WashuChanFan

I think Legolas isn't happy with the results of the last top 46contest.
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

You have 3 seconds to say LOTR is better.
by Chase Peterson

What business does a Jedi, a Gungan, and a green muppet have in the Riddermark? Speak Quickly!
by Jedi Mac Fan

"No George! You CAN'T digitally insert Lord of the Rings Characters into Episode III!"
by Kyle Dasan

Legolas: "Dodge this."
by Janson's Funny Twin

Listen, I was going to return the rung, Honest!
by Jeremy

Hey You Are Not Aragon!!!!
by Val Da Carr

Luke: So let me get this straight...I slay Vader dude in the french fry helmet, I dump my sister for the hottie elven princess, and then we all go play Warhammer? I'm so there!
by Donster

Force your way out of this one, you overmarketed tool!
by SKYHOPP867

The Fanboys wet dream: Peter Jackson directs Episode III
by Terribly_Mauled

Gandalf "Anakin, you know you don't belong on this shelf!"
by Garrett

"I just fucked a hobbit!"
by nevertobeposted

In a horrible turn of events, Anakin Skywalker has entered . . . . the Twilight Zone *cue Twilight Zone theme*
by AH

Crouching Jedi hidden Ring
by R2D2 Man

"You're not the real Anakin Skywalker, you're just an action figure. You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!" "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
by New Age Raven

Anakin was fully suprised when he realised that Legolas was able to shoot arrows with his shoulderblades.
by sicksikmans

"Are you an angel?"
by Bucky Katt

Legolas has an opportunity to save us all a lot of disappointment: "If I loose this arrow... no Episode III"
by Jackson

Legolas:Your GP, or your HP ! Ani: Man, that is so lame. Gandalf: I swear i've heard that somewhere before...
by BrenDarklighter

"Accept it Anarkin; Our trilogy is just better than yours"
by Wili

Frodo, you have my bow! and my axe! and my lightsaber!
by Swingin' Vader

Legolas: Mwahaha, I have an arrow pointed at your head. Anikan: Yea, well I have a lightsaber pointed at you know where....
by BrenDarklighter

Anakin Skywalker steps into an alternate galaxy and meets a real warrior.
by Lorien

Arrow beats lightsaber ! Lightsaber beats magic ! Magic beats arrow ! I WIN !
by BrenDarklighter

Anarkin: "Bah! I can deflect your shots with my ligthsaber!" Legolas: "These are arrows, no lasers" Anarquin: "Uh-oh"
by Wili

"He's a spy from Mordor!" "No... I'm a spy from Lucasfilm."
by MoronDude

Anarquin: "Thanks God we are toys; they can't kill me"
by Wili

you do realize that this pose is even more uncomfortable with an arrow in my back, don't you?
by d'oh

"Um...this *is* a Galaxy Far Far Away, right?" "Hey, it's a long long time ago. At least we got something right."
by Lanna

No ! LOTR and SW in the same picture !? SACRILIGIOUS I tell you ! BLASPHEMY !
by BrenDarklighter

"You bring great evil here, Skywalker."
by Sytherea

A long time ago, on a shelf far, far away.
by Sytherea

Legolas: Once and for all, I shall own the hearts of ALL 13 year-old fangirls!
by lexu

Unfortunatly for Anakin, plastic arrows work slightly better than plastic lightsabers.
by lexu

"You may be the hot shot in your galaxy but here Frodo is the Chosen One!"
by Sytherea

"That's a great idea! Just give the ring to him and we won't have to bother going to Mount Doom to destroy it!"
by Sytherea

Begun, this Franchise War has.....
by Mango Fett

In a collaborative turn between Lucas and Jackson, the Fellowship decides to join the Sepratists.
by lexu

Anakin quickly discovered that blocking with a lightsaber was not nearly as effective on a bow.
by Sytherea

"There's only room for one pretty boy in this film and that's me!"
by Sytherea

"Nonono. I'm not with anyone named gollum! That bizarre CGI you heard was Jar Jar."
by Sytherea

Gandalf: "Yes, everything is proceeding according to my design..."
by lexu

Anakin and Legolas got into a lively debate over which movie had taken place first choronologically.
by Sytherea

Later, as Legolas was seen leaving the scene, bystanders noticed he was cackling and muttering "Still the prettiest..."
by TheJadesTrick

The prophecy of Anakin falling into a fiery volcano suddenly became much clearer.
by Sytherea

The debate over who was gayer raged on into the night...
by Sideburns

"Well seeing as this is the most powerful bow ever built you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?"
by Sytherea

"What's this? A Jedi caught off his guard?"
by Mango Fett

"I swear! I just heard Dooku was hiding out in this sector and I came to check it out!"
by Sytherea

Ian McKellen has died and gone to Heavan. Around the corner is Jimmy Fallon.
by TheJadesTrick

"So you've heard of agressive negotiations too, huh?"
by Sytherea

"Look, if you really don't like the braid I'm sure there are some much easier ways to remove it."
by Sytherea

In hindsight, Anakin decided all of those Robin Hood Men in Tights jokes were probably a bad idea.
by Sytherea

TF.N uses action figures to re-enact their worst fan fiction submissions.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Never make fun of an elf's tights.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"I am the prettiest man in this fellowship! Besides, when three thousand years old you reach, look as good you will not!"
by Sytherea

"I am not the lost member of NSYNC, now take it back!"
by Sytherea

ANAKIN: "So LOTR is better than SW, huh? LOTR THIS!"
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder

Look Legolas, if an army of battle droids and Geonosians couln't stop the guy, I don't think your little bow will do the job either.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Legolas: "Nooo! I'm the only one is a fantasy saga who can have a trademark braid!"
by lexu

In a hole, in the ground, lived a TFN humor page editor...
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder

This is just too disturbing for a caption...
by khellhound

Coming this winter to the cartoon network, the Lord of the Rings/Star Wars Holiday Special
by khellhound

Well 3 blonds + weapsons= I'm not saying
by Anifan

Anakin: "Ben told me enough! He told me you killed him!" Legolas: "No, Anakin,I AM an action figure." Yeah, you saw this one a mile away.
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder

Legolas: "You have strayed into the realm of the little man from New Zealand."
by lexu

"Now I'll be the only blonde hair mythical movie hunk!"
by Jedi Chance7

A view of Peter Jackson's desk.
by Jedi Chance7

One ring to rule them all, one weird picture captioning entry to make all the TFN members pull their hair out thinking of a caption.
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder

The ability to shoot an arrow is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.
by Dallas Jedi

Experiment: Chosen One with lightsaber versus elf with bow&arrow, midget with ring & wizard with cane. ... Chosen One wins ...
by AnotherAgentSmith

That's not the blade that was broken! That's just the blade that was turned off!
by Chipper

Legolas: Too short for a storm trooper. Must be an orc.
by Chipper

Elves can be so touchy when going to a party and seeing someone with the EXACT same hair cut...
by HaHaRich!

Um... George is this in my contract?
by some boozed up guy

Deleted AOTC Scene: Anakin must battle the evil Darth Legolas while Gandalf-Wan-Kenobi and Frodo Windu look on.
by Tan Ling Zao

"You would die before your stroke fell."
by shadowfax_dc85

oh please, i'm a Jedi
by albert

The jedi was breathing so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
by marajay

Anakin: What the hell?! Where'd that damn hyperspace jump take me?
by SailorJedi

Gandalf: "Legolas, go ahead, rid us of his stupidity."
by shadowfax_dc85

Being the only Star Wars figure on Bobby's shelf, Anakin was subject to constant death threats and beatings.
by Tan Ling Zao

Yet another fight breaks out at a fnatasy convention, fortunately the participants in the brawl were only 3 and 3/4 inches tall and only a gi joe jeep got topled and burned
by coran thulle

Gandalf: "I can only have one apprentice. Go ahead boys, duke it out!"
by marajay

~sigh~ "Yet another pathetic life form."
by shadowfax_dc85

Ohh you bet your sweet a** I'm shootin' first!
by Darth Nupe

Frodo orders Legolas to teach Anakin a lesson about copying "Sting's" colour with his lightsaber.
by Tan Ling Zao

I'm NOT gay!
by Grand Admiral Gary

"Do you feel lucky...punk?!"
by Tan Ling Zao

Legolas: "You is a long way from home, ain't ya boy?"
by Ajent Orenj

Legolas: Hey! What you wanna bet I can put this arrow through your head faster than you can scream for mommy?
by SailorJedi

...and we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be...
by Ajent Orenj

Heh. Why don't you guys call Captain Picard, Spiderman, and Neo...that might even make this interesting.
by Darth Nupe

Yet another fight breaks out at a fantasy convention, fortunately the participants in the brawl were only 3 and 3/4 inches tall and only a gi joe jeep got topled and burned
by coran thulle

I can' t stand the Lord of the Rings and Star Wars Comparrisons any More! So one of us must go...now who will it be?
by JangoVader

GEEZ!! Don't you ever run out of arrows!?
by walking carpet

Is that an albino gremlin on Gandalf's shoulder?
by walking carpet

take back what you said about the halflings feet or the arrow flies
by walking carpet

Legolas-I am sooo going to kick ur @$$. Hayden-gandy-SHUT UP!!! *thwaps both*
by

This party's over Darth!
by Seahound

Anakin : No, you won't shoot me, because when I fall over forwards my lightsaber will go UP.
by Nemesis

Legolas: Jeez, you suck.
by Name not included

Hand over your wallet!
by Vinny

Anikin: This is the set of Star Wars right?
by Quinn Faerber

Just say it: "LOTR IS better than SW"
by Legolas

"Dodge this!"
by Darth Foo

in background* ILL KILL HIM!! Anakin-*sweatdrop*umm...okies, bye now!*runs into gandy* gandy-YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! *thwap*
by vsds are my best friend.....bwahahaha!

Anakin:"Ahem, you know, after all, who can tell the diference between Moria a Genosis?
by Wili

Anakin " At least my feet move..
by Darth Foo

Anakin:" Oh you think your cool, cuz you surfed a shield down a stairway? Well I surfed a giant flea cow thingy!!!"
by Darth Foo

Anakin:"I nailed a princess in my movie... You just have an odd relationship with a dwarf..."
by Darth Foo

Legolas " Hold still.. I'll take off that stray lock of hair..."
by Darth Foo

Wow! The orks got lightsabers now.
by Timmy

"Say it: Elevs are not girly looking! Now!"
by StarWarsPhreak

Hey George Lucas ripped off our creator, let's get Anakin!
by Hamish

Anakin: Hey, buddy, i don't want any trouble, I just think your midget buddy's ring over there is really nice, and if you don't get that thing out of my face, i'll totally go Tusken on you @$$!
by TheMagicBagel

Star Wars fans cower in fear as their site is taken over by LoTR fans.
by Jaya Solo

If you say "Yippee" or "I hate sand"... God Help me...
by Jesse D

Taking to heart criticism about relying too much on special effects, George decides to cut back on the CGI for "Star Wars Episode 3: Meh". Oh, and something about LOTR action figures. Yeah.
by Ugly Pig

Apparently, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for plain old bow and arrows, either.
by Ugly Pig

Gandalf: "This party's over" Anakin: "I don't think so" Blonde dude: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is."
by Jesse D

"This Fellowships not big enough for the both of us..."
by Grogh K Ugh

Yo just gotta ask yourself one question, "Do ya fee lucky? Well punk? Do ya?"
by Grafix

Go ahead and shoot, it won't be real flesh much longer anyway.
by Java the Hut

If you spare me, I know this senator I can set you up with.
by Java the Hut

"Just a little higher, just, just a little higher!"
by Grafix

Aragorn Skywalker vs. Goblins in Moria
by Yo Mama

"Dont Move Jedi!"
by JediMidyan

"You will breathe so loud I could shoot you in the dark!"
by Just Saber

Legolas: How did YOU get a cameo in this movie?? Anakin: Didn't you know? Peter Jackson said that I was such a good actor that... *ug, ah!!!* *thud* Legolas: Oops, my finger must have slipped.
by Grafix

Gandalf: No Legolas you can not shoot the Jedi. Legolas: Please Gandalf, Jedi Padawans make such good targets
by Kenobi of Avalon

Legolas: Oops, my finger slipped... Oh well, no more Hayden for Ep 3!
by Grafix

Anakin: Hes holding my back! Do'h! I knew I would mess that line up...
by Grafix

As long as we're mixing our movies here: "Dodge this."
by Cirrocco

I'm gonna get one of these captions!!
by Grafix

Anakin hunts down Dooku only to find himself in the wrong movie
by Jedi Midyan

Legolas kills a Jedi at point blank range.
by Grafix

Frodo: Sting's glowing, but that is no Orc.
by

Legolas: Dodge this! (heh, think matrix....)
by Grafix

A good sacrifice for the homor section being updated more frequently.
by Chase Peterson

Frodo: Sting's glowing, Gandalf, but that is no Orc.
by urecht2001


by I don't like the looks of this......

I don't like the looks of this......
by plutoneam

Gandalf: You will not go any further! You are a cohort of Sauromon's, are you not? What other reason would you be hanging out with Christopher Lee?!?!
by Vaeo

Legolas takes steps to insure "Return of the King" will win out over Episode III at the box office.
by Jedi Bob

Legolas thinks to himself, "I wonder what would happen in Episode 3 if Anakin was already dead by then........
by Vaeo

Throw in some beer and a mud pit, and you got yourself a fight.
by Taun Weenie

"There is evil in you. I can feel it."
by RD

Finally the age long debate is settled... which is faster, Jedi or Elf reflexes?
by El-Rondo ala Turk

Scene from "Toy Story 3- fanboy turf war"
by Jar Jar bites

OW! You stab my toe! I shoot you!
by Chef Boy-ar-u-Dumb

"I hear you're the 2nd best cop in L.A." "That's funny, I heard the same thing about you."
by Ray Tango

Who are you calling ewok?
by zakksavage

ARROWED!!!!!!!
by Strong Bad

Gandalf: "Girls, Girls, you're both pretty."
by Scat Man

I smell another crossover special.
by La Za Kesau

After sitting here coming up with brilliant captions I realize.... these are toys, I have a life, and it wouldn't matter, the force would kick their.....
by AZ

When will you people stop the rivalry? SW and LOTR are completely different... one's Sci-Fi, the other's Fantasy... can't we all just enjoy both movies? Just let it drop already!
by King Ralph

"I've got him in my sites, Moneypenny."
by 00-Renton

"Hey, I know you came for Christopher Lee, but you don't have to use force! We will gladly give him over. It'll solve our Sith problem."
by Eva

i knew episode 3 would suck
by Ram-Man

Gandalf let me just kill da damn jedi hez our competition hez our true enemy not that guy with da one eye!.....frodo: Noooooooooooooo!....up too late ..gandalf: fly u fools
by Frankie

Ummm...wrong movie!
by TheLegendaryChosenOne

That sand line might have worked before, but you try it on me again and I'm gonna shoot ya.
by dx3

If this is Episode three, then I'm renting ya-ya sisterhood instead.
by Darth Spike

A little know fact about LOTR, Hayden was originally cast as Saruman
by dfhsfghdgfnsdfghs

you would die before your stroke fell!
by data68

If you look down I just cut off your......
by Panicin' Skywalker

Did you realize that we shrunk?
by Panicin' Skywalker

Dodge This...
by bob

"What was that you put in last week's Top 46 list, buddy?"
by doggans

" I will now do what everyone human wants to do, destroy the worst SW figure!"
by Steven M. Higgins

"Well, punk, I guess the question you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky?"
by doggans

"Hold it, Anakin, there's a fly on your back! Don't move...don't move..."
by doggans

"All right, buddy, we'll see who the girls think is hotter once and for all."
by doggans

I didn't think Sauron could be this little Queer!
by ken

Umm... I take it this isnt the right room for the star wars convention!
by Jedi Padawan Leigh

Largolas: You're in the wrong franchise. Star Wars is five franchises to the left.
by Crimsonboyy

GANDALF: "Yeah, I know Ben Kenobi was based on me, but there's no way I'm taking you as a padawan. Legolas, finish him off."
by doggans

the power of a measly 12 inch bow and arrow is insignificant to the power of a 20,000 degree lightsaber!
by blah :)

you do understand that jedi have the ability to turn aroung and chop this dudes head off before he can even think about letting the arrow go... right?
by blah :)

Tell me again how Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings, flyboy!
by Darth Lairdman

A scene from "Return of the Jedi King"
by Darth Lairdman

you just need to chop the lightsaber back a few more inches....
by blah :)

OH YEAH! I"M GUNNA TURN THE MACARONI PENGUIN INTO REAL MACARONI!!!!!!!!
by blah :)

I told you LotR is better...
by JAdams

don't worry master. I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox... oohh...
by Jeff GoodSmith

when worlds collide
by Jeff GoodSmith

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good bow on your side, kid.
by Darth Lairdman

Do not let him speak, he will cast a spell on you.
by Jeff GoodSmith

I have a bad feeling about this...
by Jeff GoodSmith

Legolas: "You just killed Gimli!" Anakin: "Sorry, I thought he was an Ewok."
by Darth Lairdman

The SW vs. LotR wars come to a whole new level as geeks from both sides get into a fight...
by JAdams

Anakin: The dark side is dangerous, I think I should go back. Legolas: You have entered the realm of The Lord of the Rings, you can't go back.
by Darth Herbert

Legolas:"You have been sent by Sauron, have you not?" Grandalf: "YOU... SHALL... NOT... PASS!" Anakin: "Ease off, you guys! It's not like I'm a real threat to anything, now, am I"
by ArabianShark

Legolas:Put your hands up! :::Anakin lifts hands and cuts Legolas' head off::: Uh,sorry?
by GAlpha2000

"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! *slice* oww lightsaber wound. . . "
by rancor_fury

The LOTR-Star Wars debate in the hands of a LOTR geek
by Jeffbee13

One lightsaber to rule them all, one lightsaber to find them. One lightsaber to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
by Darth_Morland

What the hell is that bow doing behind his back? How is he suppost to shot that arrow? at leaste Ani's loosely holding onto his saber!
by Dupsi

Ani's ADHD is so bad he can't even pay attention to his own death!
by Dupsi

Now Frodo, pay attention, see what happens when people turn to the dark side?
by Darth Herbert

LOOK OUT ANI!
by Dupsi

oops, pressed enter to soon lemme fix that
by Dupsi

LOOK O - - damn, its not funny anymore, bye bye
by Dupsi

What would Chewie Do
by Ace 1

Hell hath no fury like a women, er, elf scorned...
by Kalahari Karl

Legolas: Still the prettiest!
by DJ Jazzy Trelane

Fool! You were supposed to get that Spears chick!
by Schetch

"Anakin....give the Ring back to Frodo...."
by JediTook

And here they are, The Beatles.
by carboitehydrates

Fool! You were supposed to get that Portman chick!
by Schetch

Orlando/Legolas: "You are mistaken, Hayden, *I* am the prettier one!"
by Glasspanther

Orcs? no I'm looking for some sand people! Hey good luck to you too!
by Vesp

*Whine* Legolas is holding me back!
by Red 5

Legolas: "Anakin, that is a mighty big lightsaber you're packing there...but then...SHAZAM check this bow out for size!"
by Glasspanther

The Great LOTR vs. Star Wars Debate quickly turned ugly.
by Pseudonym

OK! OK! I get the point!
by Son Of Jorel

So Owen was right, that man was just a crazy old wizzard...
by Red 5

Legolas: "Do you feel lucky punk? Well...do ya?"
by Darth Coconut

A shotgun wedding really isn?t necessary. I WANT to marry Padme!
by Son Of Jorel

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for the power of the dark side!
by Red 5

Dude, did Toy Story get cool or what?
by Je-Larr Deo

"Jedi breathe so long I could have shot you in the dark"
by Boy-Kenobi

Hayden?s new acting coach for EpIII.
by Son Of Jorel

A shotgun wedding really isn?t necessary. I WANT to marry Padme!
by Son Of Jorel

Anakin: ?Hey, how are you pulling back the bow when the arrow is in front of you and the Bow string is behind you? They're not even connected!?
by Darth Pocky III

My kid got a new camera
by carboitehydrates

Is this what passes as the village people these days?
by galder

A Sith Lord says what?
by Son Of Jorel

Why is Legolas aiming at Gandalf?
by Doran

First look at the new Pixar film 'Toy Story 3'.
by We Three-P.O.ed

Dude, where?s my...EH!...this joke is played out!
by Son Of Jorel

We know the arm detaches, so just give up!
by Son Of Jorel

Anakin: ?You may think you have me beat, but watch!? (Bends at the waist and the arrow flies over) Legolas: ?How did you do that!?? Anakin: ?I have the power of 5 point articulation!?
by Darth Pocky III

Someone's been taking pictures of my dreams again.
by carboitehydrates

TOY STORY 3 (After which Pixar told Disney they could kiss their backsides and went off to make their own movies without the Lifesucking HellSpawn of the Mouse Kingdom ruining with their 2 cents)
by McJedi

Moments before we get to see the transformation of Anakin to the Dark Side and the first of his many lovely Choking deaths
by McJedi

Trouble. That's what you got when Star Wars and LOTR were filming at the same location on the same day.
by carboitehydrates

Obi-Wan: i haven't seen you this nervous since you fell into that pit of Elves & Hobbits
by samoth

Anakin: jokes's on him. he's got his bow on the other side of his arm.
by Cr33dos3

Anakin to Padme after this scene: "I killed them..I killed them all. They were like animals short furry funny-earred long bearded animals. And I slaughtered them like animals."(I think SW wins)
by McJedi

I soiled my armor I was so scared. GREAT KID! Don?t get cocky!
by Son Of Jorel

If you spare my life, I will make you all Bounty Hunters when I become a Sith Lord.
by Son Of Jorel

Anakin: That midget has stolen the ring of the shwartz. Legolas: They prefer to be called little people!
by Abi the Krazy Elf Girl (Keg) & fiends

My bad! Wrong movie.
by Cr33dos3

L:Block this. A:Oh shit.
by Darth Goon the grey

Turning to the Darkside really wasn?t what Anakin expected after he craps his pants.
by Son Of Jorel

You never know who you are going to run into at these Sci-Fi conventions.
by Son Of Jorel

Put that thing away, you're going to get us all killed!
by JediMaster007

Legolas: Trust me Anakin. That fly on your shoulder is good as dead... stop laughing Gandalf!
by Jerry Only Returns

Just let Mr. Jones do all the talking from now on and you'll be fine
by Darth Alf

After Anakin meets the cast of Lotr he suddenly doesnt find Padme attractive anymore.
by Doyle

Why didn't you guys tell me we were playing LOTR today! I thought we were playing AOTC!
by Son Of Jorel

Why didn't you guys tell me we were playing LOTR today! I thought we were playing Harry Potter!
by Son Of Jorel

You COULD fire that arrow IF you had any movable extremities.
by Son Of Jorel

"Get out of my bar, freak!"
by Darth John

I'm loosing the Box Office to a wizzard who can't operate a razor and an Elf who's bowstring is tied to his back?
by DJ Force

Wait..let me get this straight. This is all about a ring that you have to bring back? Why? You don't like the matching necklace?
by Waterfarmer

Trying to rid himself of his jealousy, Orlando threatens to kill the real hearthrob Hayden but being the great jedi that he is, Hayden strikes Orlando in the crotch in the nick of time.
by blah

Dang, Han thought he had it bad with those ewoks.
by megHan

"I was really kidding with the bit about being your father!"
by Sytherea

theforce.net server crashes from all of the Dooku/Saruman caption submissions
by Son Of Jorel

Anakin takes an interest in archaic technology
by MrBeanTroll

Okay, I'm giving this one to Anakin. Why? Well, A) Legolas is holding the bowstring with his shoulder blade (?) , and B) Stiff-armed Elf with a bow vs. articualted Jedi with a lightsaber? No contest.
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli

And here a visual representing LotR vs Star Wars in the box office.
by Sytherea

I wish I had a dollar for every Dooku/Saruman caption submission you get!
by Son Of Jorel

"Sir?" "What...what...oh, you didn't see anything did you?" "No sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again..." "Good."
by megHan

LOTR is better! We have superior figures!!!
by la la la

What's up with Legolas' bow? It looks like the string is drawn *behind* his arm with the arrow in front????
by Mara Jinn

Yup, this settles it...Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood are WAY hotter than Hayden!
by Mara Jinn

"Anakin! This is no time for your John Travolta 'Stayin Alive' impression!"
by Porto John

Gandalf- "Give into your hate Legolas, and your trip to the dark-side shall be complete!"
by jakbrown22

Looks like that's the last time Anakin will mock Legolas' long hair...
by Mara Jinn

Sand People? Never heard of them. Now put down the saber!
by Son Of Jorel

last weeks top ten contest has gone a little too far
by walking carpet

Anakin will never again take directions from Obi-wan when he is in a bad mood...
by Mrs. Kenobi

Oh Crap.
by Mrs. Kenobi

"You would die before your stroke fell!"
by Mara Jinn

Dude, where's my PRECIOUS!
by Son Of Jorel

Is that you behind me Palpatine? There is an exremely pissed elf that says if he kills me off, Middle Earth will dominate Coruscant.
by Mrs. Kenobi

Legolas: say it! say "Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars" Anakin: I'll never join you! You're not even a tru blond!
by walking carpet

Legolas: "Braid my hair cute like yours or I'll shoot you" Anakin: "Sure, and after that we'll use my lightsaber here to give the hobbit a pedicure"
by walking carpet

Gandalf: You shall not pass! Anakin: Say hello to my little friend. Frodo: Who me? Anakin: no! the light saber! Legolas: What's a lightsaber? Anakin: Who invited you cupid?
by walking carpet

Freeze, Dark One. You have transported us to a strange place. You will now take us to Mordor.
by Lord Avenger

Anakin knew he was in real trouble when he discovered his arm didn't bend at the elbow.
by Slager

Legolas : I'm prettier!
by LegomyLegolas

"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful bow in Middle-Earth. I know what you're thinking, punk- did I fire six arrows, or only five? Well? Do you feel lucky, punk?"
by El Mariachi

"Dont shoot me, we're fighting the same guy." "You're fighting Sauron?" "No, Christopher Lee"
by Jabba the Hatt

"Don't move or you gonna be dead with my arrow. Hahaha"
by Hubert Binienda

They make Lord of the Rings action figures?? When did this happen?? WHAT ROCK HAVE I BEEN HIDING UNDER??!
by Skaiwalkuh

The Jedi breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark....
by Baranostiel

umm, I think I am on the wrong set....
by Dra Dra Binks

And that was Anakin's last comment about legolas' hair...
by Mara Jinn - today's my birthday!!!

ya umm... legolas, i dont have time to play ur little cowboy and indians game... i'm kinda busy with trying to get my arm cut off
by andrew-womprat

Get back! or I'll 'ave you, Long Shanks!
by Baranostiel

Who's faster? Your computer added glow aluminum tube or my arrow?
by Lord Avenger

"Get that bow out of my back, faery."

"That's Elf"

"whatever"
by EmperorBob

well it seemed like a good idea at the time!
by mike

Legolas:Freeze! You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say or do can or will be used against in the court of law. You will need an attorney. If you cannot afford and attorney, you will be...
by andrew-womprat

Anakin: "Before you kill me I must know is there a new TFN humour Editor because it was actually updated." Legolas drops arrow in awe. Gandalf faints. Anakin runs. Oh! the powers of the force!
by Sith Lord Moore

I think he's not Aragon
by Jaro Warren

Anakin: he he, this elf-guy is so dead. Legolas: he he, this jedi-guy is so dead
by SoloHan

"And this is why we didn't take advantage of the cheaper prices and film in New Zealand...."
by Erela

Pawn threatens Bishop!
by Son Of Jorel

The TFN and theonering.net showdown. Who will survive?
by Auston

SW III: Attack of the Arrow-Wielding Wizards
by Freaky little hooded creature

Frank? is this a prank? u told me set 13, and i'm at set 13... y r u laughing? stop laughin!!
by andrew-womprat

"Uh...Omri? Now would be a good time."
by AJP darth_Lucky

Only one whiny character per movie allowed, thank you, Hayden.
by HandmaidenEirtae

Listnen! I don't care how many hobbits he's had in bed! You are not gonna kill him! He's your flashlight!
by jedimaster7705

"No fair! At least give me a chance to spin around and do a few flips!"
by AJP Darth_Lucky

"Uh..Lagolas, We're plastic.How exactly were you planning to shoot that arrow?"
by AJP Darth_Lucky

Oh, so this is how Anikin turned to the dark side.
by AdaraEyre

"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this shelf was taken."
by AJP Darth_Lucky

Wait. You mean to tell me that I spent all this time learning how to use a light saber and now i have to use that? Lucas, I will be in my trailer.
by AdaraEyre

Which is worse: Legolas' loss of masculinity or Anakin's loss of life?
by Menelmacar

Star Wars Episode XXXX: George Lucas runs out of ideas
by Darth Rob

This photo begs the question of how Legolas proposes to shoot Anakin when his bow and arrow are on opposite sides of his arm.
by AJP Darth_Lucky

All Anakin did was ask for second breakfast...
by distressed wookie

hey anie, open your ears a little wider so that i can get a good shot at gandalf!
by gabriel

How DARE you call my acting "wooden"?
by AJP Darth_Lucky

Robin Hood, King Arthur, and Merlin, in a Galaxy Far, Far, Away! Coming soon, to a theatre near you!
by Myn Donos

Do you know what we do to people who date their sister's around here?
by darth mac

I'm debating between "The Legolas in the Cupboard" and "Annie in Wonderland".
by AJP Darth_Lucky

"You're angry about the top ten list, aren't you?"
by Dejour

I mean, come on! The guys Leg-less!!
by jedijess

is that Harry Potter in the background?
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon


by

...and then Anakin killed them all, took the Ring of Power (tm) and took over the galaxy.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

Why is his sword glowing? There are no orcs about!
by Xarzon

oh wait... it must be Frodo, the hobbit and not Harry Potter...cause he's not wearing shoes.... hobbits don't wear shoes...
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

Anakin: I would chop of your head yound wizard, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. Legolas: Don
by

Anakin: I would chop of your head yound wizard, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. Legolas: Don
by

Anakin:I would chop of your head young wizard if it stood but a little higher from the ground. Legolas:I will kill you if you touch him. He is my son. Gandalf:hehe they'll never know im really sidious
by this is whythereshouldneverbe a SWLOTRHP

so... what are Gandalf and Frodo doing exactly? they sure seem to be doing a great job of standing there.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

The Macaroni Penguin... that's the greatest name ever!
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

Stiny! Get me a danish!
by Smooth Jimmy Apollo

LOTR won the top 46 contest!!! Prepare to die Star Wars scum!
by 83rd Clone

Poor Anakin's shipped crashed on some uncharted planet that he discovered was named "Middle Earth." The natives were not too friendly.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

unfourtunately, madame tussaud's wax museum just couldn't remember which christopher lee movie was with the lightsabers
by PrincessPadme

Hehehe, where's your "Force" now Annie?
by 83rd clone

Well, I'm at a loss for caption ideas now, but I think I want to make that image my desktop background.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon

Anakin whines and whined about how he should be treated like an adult. He then procedes to rush into a fight without back up and loses his hand. L'egolas just so kicks his skinny butt.
by 83rd Cloned Elf

"Look fellas! My sword is glowing blue! That means there are ewoks nearby!"
by Porto John

Anakin: I'm sorry, really! You looked like a girl from the back!
by Skychrono

For once, I can't think of who to root for... the elf dude is cool and young Anakin is a wuss... but I have an undying love for Star Wars...
by Dan Reyes

Anakin: I don't suppose you could just... call this a draw, could you? Legolas: ...no.
by

Anakin: I don't suppose you could just... call this a draw, could you?
Legolas: ...no.
by Skychrono

Anakin: If you strike me down, you'll just make my action figure cost more!
by Skychrono

Legolas: This'll just be a flesh wound.
by Skychrono

Legolas: An arrow to the skull. A gift that just keeps giving.
Anakin: Just kill me already.
by Skychrono

Anakin: Don't look now, but your furry friend and that old guy look a bit too close for comfort...
by Skychrono

Anakin: I take it back. Your mom isn't THAT fat. Happy?
by Skychrono

The action figures are the really the same size! They just put Frodo back further to make him look smaller! :-)
by Darth Herbert

Gandalf "Anakin, I AM your father"
by JediGean

Anakin: I didn't mean it like that, I call everyone I know a sissy elf boy.
by Skychrono

Okay, "Chosen One." Let's find out if Jedi are immortal, too.
by Master Maverick

How do we know we can trust this Skywalker?
by Little Frodo

Why is Anakin's hand larger than his head? and his arm...
by Darth Herbert

Bullies of the Trilogies strike again.
by Darth Herbert

Um, Legolas, your, ah, bowstring is on the wrong side.
by Darth Herbert

Silvius.
by Local ballet theater holdin 2in1 special

Legolas: "Dodge this."
by Ben S. Gaulk

Explaining my last caption, it was a reference to the Matrix. I realized a two word line, no matter how cool, might not be recognizable. I hope you appreciate me going the extra mile and decide to rew
by Ben S. Gaulk

ard me by submitting my caption.
by Ben S. Gaulk

TFN Headlines: Ian McLellan replaces Nick Gillard as SW fight scene choreographer/stunt coordinator
by Darth Herbert

Names in middle earth were symbolic, sometimes prophetic, as "Leg-less" the elf would soon discover
by Darth Herbert

"Dude, your name is Logolas, right? How do you expect to kill a Jedi Knight when you aren't even holding the bow right? I mean, even I know that the strap is held in the same hand as the arrow."
by Mike-Eel Ronaa

Don't move, Anikin! There's a fly on you
by Darth Troulos

And you shall have my lightsaber!
by Darth Whatever

I've got a bad feeling about this.
by Darth Whatever

EP III: Legolas Pokes Anakin With An Arrow
by Matthew McFarlane

"Short hair isn't allowed in Middle Earth!"
by Darth Whatever

Small Soldiers 2
by Darth Whatever

The real question is, which one is responsible for the geeks?
by Darth Whatever

Even while being attacked by the characters of LOTR, Hayden Christensen still manages to get his good side facing the camera.
by Ajent Orenj

Anakin: "Come on guys, I can change!"
by Darth Whatever

This is what happens when you drink and then go to the movies.
by Ntobin99

Silvius.
by skdhkajshd

Gandalf: Put the bow down Legolas! some that live deserve life... wait...no...eh... just shoot him!
by Robo


by Ben S. Gaulk

I'm sure he can survive an arrow lodged in his head if he just uses the power of the Dark Side.
by Ben S. Gaulk

PIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
by Ben S. Gaulk - I'm sure others try this

Thinking to promote harmony between all geeks, Peter Jackson and George Lucas scheduled a LOTR/SW fanfest. Hell erupted when fans disguised as characters brought in weapons.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Formerly known as "the elf," Leg-less would be nameless no more
by Darth Herbert

Yet ANOTHER pretty-boy hero begs for his arm to be severed.
by Obi Macaroni

Proof that us fans are pathetic: some guy calling himself "The Macaroni Penguin" spent several painstaking hours setting up action figures in order to get on TFN when he could've been hitting on girls
by Ben S. Gaulk

I apologize for the missing period in my last caption; there simply was not one extra character space and I could not squeeze it in.
by Ben S. Gaulk

I suggest that the humor editor allow us to send captions that are as big as we want instead of restricting our characters. That way we could send books if we felt called to.
by Ben S. Gaulk

It would also make your job easier, Mr. Supremely Awesome TFN Humor Editor That I Never Make Fun Of.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Are we allowed to use the caption entry form for personal communication with the TFN Humor Editor?
by Ben S. Gaulk

To be honest, I'm just desperate for attention. I feel lonely in this world, no one loves me. I don't care if anyone reads my captions! I just want the TFN Humor Editor to remember my name.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Anakin: I know som'sing you don't know. I am not right handed.
by Little Frodo

"i could smell the jedi a mile away"
by cyrus

I know you care. Please don't forget me. I love you (in a non-sexual way).
by Ben S. Gaulk

Frodo: Wow, I wish I got to be as evil as him in MY "episode 2"
by Darth Frodo

Edison failed 100 times before he finally figured out which filament would make the light bulb work. I will fail many more times before I get a submission posted. But like Edison, I won't give up.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Legolas was fed up with "Pull my finger" jokes.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Does that ^^^^^^^ count as a "Pull my finger" joke? I hope not. I was TRYING to be original.
by Ben S. Gaulk

To the TFN Humor Editor: I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall when I write you. I need a response of some sort.
by Ben S. Gaulk

The ultimate irony: the evil Dark Lord of the Sith is about to get killed by an effeminate elf. O, how the mighty have fallen...
by Ben S. Gaulk


by Ben S. Gaulk

The blank submission was an accident, I swear. My sincerest apologies.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Anakin: Guys, my sword is glowing! There must be orcs nearby!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"You don't want to shoot me in the head." "I don't want to shoot you in the head." "You want to go get a decent haircut so you look like a man..."
by Ben S. Gaulk

"Man, there are some real freaks in this Outlander Club."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Some fangirl out there is swooning.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

PLASTIC!
by starwarsman77

I know you're the TFN Humor editor, admit it.
by padme_amidala_19


by

One of these things is not like the other....one of these things just isn't the same...
by Angel 17

"I killed them...every one of them, not just the elf, but the wizard, and the halfling. They're dorks and I slaughtered them like dorks. I HATE THEM!!!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

An Elf, a Wizard, a Hobbit and a Jedi walk into a cantina -- which one pays for the inevitable mess?
by qhmotu

Legolas, teaches Anakin the "Lord Of The Dance" "Rings Style" while some short guy, and a guy with a beard look on...
by Mr. Gary Gordon Marquis

4 dolls, one with a bow, one with a lightsaber, one with a hat, and a short one.
by retrec 970530

Once Anakin and Legolas became friends, the Enterprise arrived and they all went through the Stargate to meet Spider-man. Then they escaped the Matrix and fought Rodan and Jaws.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

TFN humor fans were found using violence to keep The Humor Editor (Played by Hayden Christiansen) updating the site. But he fights back with Holiday Special Pictures (played by lightsaber)
by Kamino Acid

"Bow-Light-Sir..." (like the Bud- wei-ser commercials,as he's holding a Bow, and he's holding a light saber, and he has been knighted so he is a "Sir") ( that took me 3 minutes to type)
by johnie and baby

Then they teamed up with the Justice League to drive the Cylons from the Uncharted Territories. They were about to lose, but Doc and Marty showed up in the DeLorean and they went back to sixties to...
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Legolas: Too bad you don't have swivel arm action grip like G.I. Joe. Anakin: Kenner sucks!
by Darth Brooks

...help James Bond foil Mojo Jojo's plot to kidnap Mulder and Sculley. However, Jason, Michael Myers, Chuckie and Freddy Kruger tried to killed them all. Luckily, the Men in Black saved the day. Then,
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Anakin: Don't shoot! I may be destined for a life of evil and destruction, but it's not like I'm the TFN humor editor! Gandalf: He's got a point. Let him go.
by El Kamino

Legolas: "I'm more annoying than you!!!"
by beastierunner

...the Greatest American Hero and Michael Knight warned them all of an evil that could only be defeated by finding the Fifth Element. They recruited Rambo and John McClane (Die Hard) to find every it,
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

...and they caught all 351 Pokemon and found all seven Dragon Balls. Later, Dare Devil and Disney's Gargoyles defeated Dr. Loveless. The Sliders and Dr. Sam Beckett saved Babylon Five from Shredder...
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

...and Mike and the Bots made fun of the whole thing! (phew!)
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

when the star wars/lord of the rings cross over ran out of funding they had to take drastic measures
by The Emperors Daughter

You'll be dead before you could make that blow
by Tank

ooh my god he killed Gimli
by Tank

I read this fanfic. It was awful, and quite unsuitable for children.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

If Jar Jar directed "A New Hope"...
by Biggs

Dork Wars,right?
by Big D

X-files, season 11 premier...
by

Go see LOTR 2 again or the Jedi gets it!!!
by Qui-Gon-Crazy

Anikin would have sliced Legolas in have, but then remembered that his arm isn't bendable.
by Brian

Ok, I'll admit it was wrong to ask you if you found sand in strange places.
by Desperado

If Lucas keeps shitting the bed then Legolas and the rest of the badasses from LOTR are really gonna stick it to EIII
by I am Yoda

Sauron got to Anakin first....
by JerkRob

Aragon, I like your new sword and all, but you didn't have to hack off Ghimli's head!
by Matt

Reason number 42 that Star Wars is better than LOTR...
by Miriax

OK, this is too freaky to caption...
by Miriax

*GASP* LOTR really is better than Star Wars...
by Miriax

Another reason SW is better. Notice Anakin. Then notice three other guys in skirts.
by Emperoress Palpatine

NO! The giant box of Kleenex shall be MINE!!!
by Miriax

I just want to know where I can get a Legolas action figure.
by Emperoress Palpatine

Legolas: I refuse to be put into any more kinky yoai poses with this human.
by Emperoress Palpatine

I must have a hangover again...
by Miriax

The One Ring! It shall be MINE!!
by Miriax

Freeze Jedi!
by Lex

Anakin: "You wont be called LEG-olas much longer." Legolas: "What?" Anakin: "Look Down."
by JimmyWan

Anakin:"OK.who glued my light saber to the floor!?"
by Podracer

words fail me...
by hannah solo

Orcs are near. See, my lightsaber is glowing blue.
by Jedi Paken

"No legolas nooooo! look what youve become!"
by hannah solo

Oh no not another christmas special???????
by hannah solo

Anakin had no idea that the mission to Middle Earth would turn out so bad.
by Jedi Paken

Little did Legolas know that Anakin was wearing Mithril under his clothes.
by Jedi Paken

Hah! Two Words for you Legolas: "Fully Posable!"
by LukeHamill

Legolas: "Alright, Skywalker, don't move! I've got a bow and I'm pretty sure I know more or less how to use it!"
by Ajent Orenj

Give me Natalie's number !
by Cigaramoustache

This just isn't funny anymore.
by Foxbatkllr

I think the Albino Ewok attacking Gandalf from behind will win!
by Kar'Ghun

Does Frodo have to cry about everything?
by Kar'Ghun

Legolas finally had the chance to kill the evil Anakin, who was responsible for confusing SW fans everywhere into thinking Darth Vader wasn't cool.
by Kar'Ghun

They all look nice, but none can beat my Buff Luke!
by Darth Cheered

What business does a Jedi, have in the lands of Middle Earth? Speak quickly!
by Cranie

I'm looking for my Precioussss Padme. I'm guessing she isn't here.
by Cranie

Ah, this is the scene were Anakin fights a villainous shape changing pointy eared type armed with a Tek-Bow while Qui Gonn's Spirit and Yoda's Astral Projection watch how he escapes...
by Kar'Ghun

Gandalf - "The enemy, has many spies."
by Cranie

Can you say Cross-Over? In a desperate bid for increased revenue to fund his mad world domination bid, George Lucas makes a deal that chills Star Wars fans to the core.
by Kar'Ghun

"Tell us where Jar-Jar is, we've come a long way to destroy him!"
by Kar'Ghun

"Aha I'll just slip on my ring of invisibility and... Oh no wait that's the annoying hero in the other license!"
by Kar'Ghun

"Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to be such a bad actor, It's not my fault George wanted someone who could act his already bad script at it's worst!"
by Kar'Ghun

"Tell us the location of the secret Rebel base..." "Hey that's my line!"
by Kar'Ghun

If only Legolas had known that the Force could easily stop his arrow from leaving his bow, then maybe we could be rid of the rubbish Anakin.
by Kar'Ghun

Just off screen Captain Kirk arrives to save the day. Anakin:"Want to team up against the Trekkie?" Legolas:"Good plan"
by Kar'Ghun

Anakin may be able to kill defenceless Tuskens while they sleep but could he kill any one of these three one on one? Probably not.
by Kar'Ghun

McCoy: "He's dead Jim!" Kirk: "But that's impossible!"
by Kar'Ghun

Anakin: "Look behind you, a three headed Klingon!" Legolas"I'm not falling for that one again"
by Kar'Ghun

Anakin: "Look behind you, a three headed Klingon!" Legolas"Look behind you, a comedy double act"
by Kar'Ghun

Anakin: "Did you know you aren't holding your bow properly?" Legolas:"Did you know your lightsaber is just a stick?"
by Kar'Ghun

"The force you must use, escape you must!" "Shut up Frodo!"
by Kar'Ghun

"Did I mention the Mystic Saxophone?"
by Kar'Ghun

"Call that a knife? This is a knife!"
by Kar'Ghun

"If only Yoda were here"
by Kar'Ghun

"We're a wookie and two princesses short of a party!"
by Kar'Ghun

"I'm not the Anakin you're looking for!"
by Kar'Ghun

"We just thought we'd come along and tell you about the unshielded exhaust port so that we can steal the few Star Wars fans that remain! MUHUHAHAHAAAA!"
by Kar'Ghun

Anakin thought his remark about Elves being Star Trek rejects was maybe a little foolish.
by Kar'Ghun

"You can't kill me, I've got midichlorians!"
by Kar'Ghun

"Look over there, the one ring!"
by Kar'Ghun

Anakin's dancing impressed no-one
by Kar'Ghun

"uhh, pull my finger?"
by Kar'Ghun

"Ha, Orlando. People complain about MY padawan braid, but look at YOUR hair!"
by HandmaidenEirtae

Adventure, Quests, Wizardry, LOTR, a Jedi craves not these things
by Higja_Vinew

"All right, Aragorn. Hand over Isildur's Blade... G-hey! When'd you they your hair golden? Elf-wannabe! Eat arrow!"
by Venom

Ring Wars Episode II: Attack of the Crossovers
by Darth Roach

Has anyone else noticed how Anikan's lightsabre is 2 big for his hand?
by Darth Roach

Legolas: "Now tell me where you've hidden the key t o Padme's bedroom before I decide to save the Jedi"
by Darth Roach

Legolas:"Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya??
by CombatWombat

"Uhhh... Gandalf... Are you SURE this is Rivendell? It looks a LOT different from the last time I was here..."
by Venom

And who said that LOTR Actors dont give stiff performances?
by BFC-Bobba Fett Chicken

You can't win, Jackson! ! If you strike me down I shall become more profitable than you can possible imagine!
by Elad Avron

Legolas: "How did you call me?" - Anakin: "You heard me, Princess Valium!"
by Elad Avron

Boromir shaves his beard and no one recognizes him.
by Darth Tom

Anakin: Arrow in my back or not, I still think we're better.
by Darth Tom

Legolas: One more badly delivered line and I fire.
by Darth Tom

Picture a circle around Frodo's head and the caption "What's this guy's story?"
by Darth Tom

Ring? What ring? (The real reason Anakin became Vader)
by Qui-Gon Tom

you a bit lost mate?
by robert

The Jedi breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
by Zippy the Magic Elf

Jar jar leaves or I release this arrow
by hannah solo

Nothing personal Anakin, but one Tyranic Evil Dude at a time is quite enough so I'll have to cut short your budding career!
by Darth Trabeculae

I've got a bad feeling about this!
by Darth Trabeculae

Fan Rage: What happens when Star Wars and LOTR premiers on the same day (thus the 6 month seperation in release dates).
by Darth Trabeculae

Ligolas: Prepair to die Ani: fine but if you're going to shoot someone shoot that double-crosser Christopher Lee
by Nightmair Of Yavin

Legolas, I came here with a peace proposal. Let's settle our differences and unite in the struggle against our common enemy: Titanic!
by bluemilkmonitor

Anikin couldn't decide which to attack first, beardie or blondie
by Attack of the Clowns

Attack of the Rings, or is it Lord of the Clones?
by Attack of the Clowns

Legolas discovers his heritage and is not too happy with the fact that he is yet another Skywalker while Anakin considers how to turned him to the Dark Side...
by Darth Trabeculae

"Clones to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle!"
by VInce

Obviously, they heard about our top 46 reasons SW beats LOTR... oh well, he was a bad actor anyway. NEW ANAKIN FOR ALL!!!!
by jedigrl2001

I'll teach you to TOY around with a classic
by Talk2bill

Dont you snap me with that big-@$$ rubberband, butthead.
by IonFizzle

Hey I just noticed. . . look carefully at Legolas's bow string: it goes behind his arm. The worst Anikin is in for is the bowstring snapping back and giving him a good-sized welt on his neck.
by rancor_fury


by rancor_fury

Spam. This site needs more spam. (Not junk e-mail, but processed meat.)
by rancor_fury

He is not alone, you would die before your stroke fell.
by Ben Broschart

Anakin knew he was in the wrong in movie. He just didn't know if it was Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter.
by Nobody Important

FEAR ME! I AM THE GREAT JEDI! (Legolas) The what?
by Trinity Morgana o' Hapes

Anakin easily beat the guy with a bow, but the wizard had amazing powers and soon it the Force vs. magic.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

anakin: sorry wrong set
by ant

Dooku's hair had grown so much that Anakin didn't even recignize him.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

In the new Lord of the Rings: Special Star Wars edition , the orc have been replaced with jedi, (lets see those little hobbits win now)
by ant

Anakin: You don't understand I'm not the TFN humor editor
by DataDroid

You see, Gandalf could of figured out who was a sith lord
by ant

I can't take it anymore. This kid whines even more than Frodo!
by Zack

Chosen one, one ring, which were we supposed to destroy? Oh well, this way Padme will be mine!!!
by Darth_Binks

What have you done with Gimli?
by Callisto

Chosen one, one ring, which were we supposed to destroy? Oh well, with Anakin out of the way, Padme can not resist my elven charms.
by Darth_Binky

Sigfriend and Roy in a previous life.
by swgpvp.com

Legolas: "Do ya feel lucky, punk?" Anakin: "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
by BeeDub

Battle of the pretty boys. I hope they BOTH get wasted.
by BeeDub

Anakin: "Legolas, your bowstring... it's not where it should be. I, on the other hand, have my lightsaber ready to slice off your little hobbit there."
by BeeDub

In a move that stunned Star Wars fans everywhere, George Lucas invited the cast of the LOTR to make a cameo appearance in Ep. 3 to gain a larger viewing audience.
by Lau-ra Anu

It seems I have stubbled onto the wrong set. I don't feel comfortable here, I am going to leave.
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Legolos "what have we here" Anakin "I swear she never told me her age"
by jacob from fc

Anakin "Beavis" Skywalker: "Are you threatening me? Boioioioing!"
by Jedi Master Lou

You are too close to harm me with that arrow elf.
by cap'n spock

"Anakin drop your pants i meen sabor"Says legolas witha grin witha Anakin with a strong lisp"I will never drop my pants i meen Sabor"
by Cooney Dave the Dark one

Legolas: "You would be dead before your lightsaber ever reached my crotch."
by Cellz

anakin "i deserve a second chance, she didn't tell me her age i swear it."
by the guy who deserves a second chance

I thought we couldn't HAVE SW vs LOTR RPGS....
by DeJade_Vu

Legolas: "Hey! Get out of our movie or I'll..." Anakin: "Hey, did you realize your bowstring is on the wrong side of your arm?
by tobywan

Not even Legolas was immune to Padme's leather dress.
by Keith

Hey, hey take it easy! She told me she got it at a pawn shop I swear!
by Darth Nupe

At this point The One Ring realizes that is has a new power known as the Jedi Mind Trick.
by Darth Nupe

Anakin: "You know, this lightsaber duel would look a lot cooler if you actually put down that silly bow and picked up a lightsaber."
by tobywan

Gandalf: "I like to watch."
by tobywan

Legolas: I told you already, Republic credits are no good here!
by Chewbubba

Ok, so you'll die AFTER your stroke fell
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

Legolas:tell us where Christopher Lee is!
by

Gandolf: "Anakin, I am your father!!!!" Anakin: "No, that's not true. That's impossible!" Gandolf: "Your mother has a cherry red birth mark right around her..." Anakin: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by Darth Nupe

Suddenly, all participants feel a strange sensation as Duncan McCloud enters the room.
by Darth Nupe

Don't Move Jedi!
by Her HIghness Julie

Dodge this.
by Nemo

Wax Museum: Year 3003: And here we have examples of late 20th / early 21st Century barbarianism. These models were from Harry Potter and the Jedi's Ring. Banned in the mid 2100s, sci-fi now serves...
by Darth Nupe

When universes collide
by Darth Rob

The result of TFN actully getting updates on time.
by Darth Rob

"If you aim that thing of yours any closer to my crotch you're gonna get it!"
by P?t?


by

Legolas: This is for beating us on the movie charts.
by David Fett

what is this, a joke?
by penguins like whoa

"Think we'll ever get off this dork's nightstand?"
by Darth Daevlyn

"Legolas! That's not an orc! It's a...a....Oh, what the heck. Shoot it."
by AJP Darth_Lucky

jahahaha killl
by pjjhhhh

"Frodo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
by AJP Darth_Lucky

Dodge this.
by Rogue_0009

I don't care how many midichlorians you got, elves still kick ass.
by Rogue_0009

Tolkien fans retaliate after last weeks why sw is better than lotr top ten list.
by Rogue_0009

"Don't be too proud of your box office terror, the ability to rake in the dough is insignificant next to the power of having your own lightsaber." - Anakin
by Patrick Aquilone

Gandalf: "No, Legolas! That's the *wrong* Dark Lord!"
by Darth Bagel

Okay guys, I
by

Okay guys, I've found Boromir's stunt double!
by Kupokpok

Johnny: And welcome to Celebrity DeathMatch! Today's match stars several members of the biggest fanbases in the world (or are gods to sad little fanboys).
by Cszemis

this is starting to look like a Peter Jackson, George Lucas money making scam master minded my Jerry Bruckheimer...
by ribocybell cyben

That's the last time I'll ask for a bagel!
by Darth Sillious


by Joshua Bekcet

"Okay, Legolas, I get your point!" (rimshot)
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Show Gandalf your Schwartz or else!
by Vader Debater

After having locked the Indian away forever, the boy started putting all the cool action figures in the cubbard.
by Joshua Becket

Frodo: "Gandalf! We have to save Legolas!" Gandalf: "Uh...which one is Legolas again?"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Wait a minute -- that's not gollum!
by The fool who follows him

Star Wars attacks LOTR. LOTR attacks Star Wars. It's entertaining to watch.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Frodo looks on in the background as Anakin prepares to get his butt kicked by Nancy-Boy Legolas and that old wizard Gandalf
by Nym

"Take that you pervy hobbit fancier!"
by Sytherea

Who needs a caption? It's the best crossover ever
by CK

These people haven't seen what he did with the sand-people, huh?
by Obi Von Mando

"Wait 'till they get a load of me!"
by Obi Von Mando

Cupid the Elf: "Well, I got the queen. If you want this to work, it goes BOTH ways, ponytail."
by mattoly

After a night of fun, legolas forgot that his "arrow" wouldn't bring as much pleasure as it did last night to that lucky guy. (yep, I always thought Legolas was homosexual)
by Tim, Jedi

Whoa...Obi Wan DID warn me not to thake those deathsticks!
by Chris Labye

"Don't move Jedi!"
by el Jefe

Lord of the Rings Episode III: Return of the Jedi... King King we ment King
by cyrsu

Ooooh, yay! The two hottest guys from 2002 movies in the same place! Thank you SOOO much!!!
by Kyra Sunrider

Legolas: That's enough Eric. Gandalf: Charles? Where are you, my old friend?
by Daniel Glasglow

Fly you sith
by the Smith

Fly, you fool
by the Smith

Haaaaaaaaiiiiiii
by the Smith

(Legolas):You Would Die Before Your Stroke Fell.
by Rwhen 85

Man I wish I was (sniff) funny enough(sniff sniff) to get in
by the Smith

Eldbreth Gethoniel!!! you fool sith I bet you don't speak elvish
by the Smith

(Frodo) why is it that you guys always get to have all the fun while I'm hidden in the shadows
by the Smith

I hope I didn't send that last transmision twice
by the Smith

You know you can't win, I still have 4 episodes to go you have just the one. So put down the arrow and noone gets hurt. By the way nice mullet!
by langford

There's room for only one pretty boy here...
by Lord Demeos

Okay! Hand over the blue milk and no one gets hurt.
by Darth Lalallalalallalalalla

Anakin quickly learned not to insult hobbits, wizards, and especially elves.
by Tan Ling Zao

So...you don't like Burger King toys, huh ya little Jedi punk!
by Tan Ling Zao

Legolas: "Are you afraid?"
by Grim Melee

Later, Peter Jackson's digital effects team would replace Hayden with a scary Uruk-Hai Warrior.
by Tan Ling Zao

Legolas: "Are you afraid?" Anakin: "Yes." Legolas: "Not nearly enough."
by Grim Melee

When the blade started glowing blue Anakin the orc realized his error
by bob

I will withdraw my bow as soon as you retreat from our movie set...
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER

Lightsabers and hokey religions are no match for a good poison-tipped-arrow-aimed-at-your-back-at-point-blank-range!
by Dave

anakin:huh what ring i swear i dont got it
by

Give us Jar Jar, or die!
by ssyoda

anakin:huh what ring i swear i dont got it
by Master jedi michael

Things rapidly began to deteriorate in Al's Toy Barn, as sagging sales and the recent release of sci-fi convention Barbie caused emotions among the action figures to run unusually high.
by Oren Otter

Considering legolases arow isn't in the bow i think anakin has a pretty good chance.
by kin

No, I am the tackiest of them all!
by Darth Nosebleed

Hey Christopher Lee got to be in both why can't I?
by Ganon

"Wait a second, Legolas. He didn't mean to call you a fairy."
by Darth Calvin

Legolos: "Orc Twelve O'Clock" Anakin: "Where's Twelve O'Clock again?"
by Keels

Kill them all Anakin! Kill them all!
by Ganon

"Wait a second, Legolas. He didn't mean to call you a fairy."
by Darth Calvin

"Wait a second, Legolas. He didn't mean to call you a fairy."
by Darth Calvin

"just slowly turn around and put the lightsaber down...then you will kneel down and swear that lord of the rings is indeed better than star wars."
by aj

After the government admitted stem cell experiments, a horrifying George Lucas/ Peter Jackson cross breed, which immediatly went out and ruined every movie known to man.
by Rick Nadtke

OK!!! I DID IT!!! I CONFESS!!! I PICKED BOTH LOTR AND STAR WARS!!! PLEASE DON-- *sound of bowstring, thud of body on floor*
by attackrat

Relax! I gave your stupid ring to Senator Palpetine. He'll look after it for you.
by Ganon

Slain by an angry mob after his blasphemous LOTR/Star Wars posts, attackrat is ironically reincarnated as an action figure. Which one? That's the ironic part...
by attackrat

*insert Lord of the Rings line here*
by Jeff GoodSmith

The Jedi breathes so loudly, we could've shot him in the dark
by attackrat

Now this is just in the planning stage, mind you, but I was thinking that in Episode 10, there could be this temporal / spacial anomoly and...
by Oren Otter

When they were frozen in carbonite, they shrank the carbon-freezing-chamber, so they were painted and put up for display.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

Frodo "have pity on him, you don't know what the dark side has done to him, what it's still doing to him"
by Crazybirdman

To the left... up a little... little more.... aaaah! That's the spot!
by Darth Barth

Legolas: "I happen to like sand."
by Grim Melee

Tonight... on Celebraty Deathmatch.....
by Mr. Fluffy

Having each used up the bulk of ther CGI budgets on their respective first and second episodes, Lucas and Jackson combine their remaining resources in a desperate attempt to complete their trilogies.
by Frontenbaca

Gandalf: Hey Legolas, the smart ass kid doesn't think we're scary. What do you say to that? Legolas: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
by Mr. Fluffy

"Tell us what you know about Saruman, who you claim is 'Count Dooku'"
by Cloud Tiamat

Now this is what it's like when worlds collide...in a very partisan view.
by Someone Else

Tensions flared between the action figures after someone made a joke about being "fully articulated".
by Master Khardt

Yeah, the itch is right about there, ahhhhh, thanks!
by Jedi Duritz

As Anakin twirled his lightsaber around in spectacular fashion, Legolas just pulled out an arrow and shot Anakin in the back.
by Jedi Duritz

Here we see Lucas recreating a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with his toys; Anakin the fast yielding swordsman and Legolas, the quick draw simple kill move.
by Jedi Duritz

Get your sword out of my personal space or I will shot you!
by Jedi Duritz

does this even need a caption?
by you know me

Even as a plastic toy, Legolas is a bad-a$$!
by Jedi Duritz

that's right b*tch LOTR IS better than SW
by

Things hadn't been going too well with Boromir's new replacement...
by HandmaidenEirtae

Legolas: "Nah, my bow is FAR superior to your sabre" Anakin "Well, at least they got my bloody costume right" Legolas: "Shuddup, I'd be worth far more if I were in a packet"
by The_One

A wizard, elf, and a pansy little hobbit is no match for a future sith lord.
by Clonetrooper1138evil Muhahaahaahaa

One reason why Anakin resigned his Nazgul commission to become a Dark Lord of the Sith.
by Darth Trabeculae

The one ring goes transmovies.
by HandmaidenEirtae

Legolas considers nipping the Skywalker family tree in the bud, thereby ending all "which is better" contests once and for all!
by Darth Trabeculae

Tru, Hayden might be dead before his stroke could fall, but Ian might be left without an arm.
by HandmaidenEirtae

Legolas would have released the arrow, but didn't want to do it in front of the hobbit...
by Darth Trabeculae

Alright, who let the LOTR fans into the convention?
by HyperX

Episode III: A disparate group of beings gathers to learn the truth behind the mysterious Dooku/Saruman.
by Darth Trabeculae

"If you ever call me 'Landy' again, Hayden, I swear by the One Ring that you will pay."
by HandmaidenEirtae

what i cant wera the big helmet, a migit apears, a wizard or i think it is a wizard, and an elf. what next i fall into a pit of lava and have to wear a big black suit that makes my alergy's act up.
by Katie Goecks

Hayden - "Give us our birthday present! From the Chancellor, it was!"
by HandmaidenEirtae

What happens when you let a Trekkie play with your action figures!
by Darth Trabeculae

"Listen, Hayden, we all sympathize with your quest to rid movies of any CGC, what with that dreadful Jar Jar and all, but Gollum's really okay."
by HandmaidenEirtae

So whos movie made more money?
by ben_hollingbery@hotmail.com

Ya' know this is almost as effective as a Jedi Mind trick! Of course I'll buy some elf-scout cookies...
by Darth Trabeculae


by RU ARTOO?

You know I was just kidding when I said I work for a Dark Lord right?
by Darth Trabeculae

why attackrat, Darth fipland, Emperoress Palpatine, and Riin, Destroyer of Keyboards betrayed us all.
by Cr33dos3

Frodo: "I feel so inadequet right now."
by RU ARTOO?

I told you you shousd have gone to the store for a ring.
by cody hutson

EPISODE III: Attack of the WHAAAAATTT!
by RU ARTOO?

"Next on Fox, when nerds attack!"
by RU ARTOO?

Anikin: "What I wouldn't give for a red light saber right about now."
by RU ARTOO?

Oh, crap...another Christmas special.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Oh, crap...another Christmas special.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

It takes special skills to pull a bow string behind your back with no hands.
by RU ARTOO?

Professor Peabody, I think we've landed in a hostile time...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Omri didn't even like the cupboard, until he discovered it's hidden magic
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Gandolf: "Look, Anakin, if your going to join the group you've got to remember he's an Elf, not a Fairy."
by RU ARTOO?

GANDALF: HHHAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!! GOOOOOOOD!!!!! Now, strike him down with all of your hatred, and take your rightful place in the Golden Globe seat at my side!!!
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

One day, Lucas came bursting through the door. "I'VE GOT IT!!" he exclaimed. "Digital animation is dead...the future is STOP MOTION!!" And, sadly, it was so.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Eventually, Lucas was forced to replace Christiensen with someone who was able to show more depth of emotion.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

IN an effort to quell spoilers for Episode 3, this is the only clip Lucas released to the press.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

You do NOT understand the power this giant roll of toilet paper possesses!! AND YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT!!
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Dodge THIS.
by Mr. Bum

No! You've got the wrong guy! My BROTHER updates the captions at TFN!
by Se?or Juarez

As Gandalf grew older and Alzheimers began to set in, he would delight in making those around him fight to the death for no good reason.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Hey, guys, I'm just 2 sets over and I thought I'd pop by to see what you're up t.....whhoooaaahhhhhhh, okaayyy, I can take a hint...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

The force.net's computers crash due to an overload of "Hey I think you have the wrong movie" quotes.
by Jedi_Espresso

Hey, hey, hey!!!! Whay all the hostility?? I just wanted to borrow a sheet of your giant toilet paper...we've got a...situation...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

Legolas ``Look what I found behind the curtain!'' Gandalf ``Why he is just a man, not a great and terrible wizard!'', Anakain ``That's what you think''
by Hamish

so how did these jackasses wind up together??????
by jar jar stinks

Hey, hey, hey!!!! Why all the hostility?? I just wanted to borrow a sheet of your giant toilet paper...we've got a...situation...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967

I'm just so proud that, after months of trying, one of my captions FINALLY got posted!! "Wipes away a tear*...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legolas has a bow with a dulled arrow; anakin has a lightsaber which can burn off an arm... who do u think will win?
by Tidus

Legolas: yes, and what else floats? Frodo: Wood! Gandalf: really small pebbles? Anakin: A Duck!!!
by Tidus

WHAT did you say about Elves and bras?
by HERNALDO

Anakin: "If you strike me down, I shall become more..." Legolas: "Ah, shut up." *THWACK!*
by HERNALDO

Damn I should have bought that ring at the store.
by cody hutson

Legolas: And THIS is for that little "removable clothes" remark....
by HERNALDO

Are you an angel?
by Jecht

When I first saw this caption, i thought of the "no luke, i am your father". There is absolutely no way u can relate that saying with this caption, but it took me a good hour to find that out.
by Jecht

You can't win Legolas. If you strike me down Star Wars will become more powerful than you possibly imagine.
by giberwitz

"KIRK!!!"..."PICARD!!"..."KIRK!!!"..."PICARD!!!"...."KIRK!!!!*..."Oh, that is IT!!! You're goin' DOWN, buddy!!"
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legolas: You'd die before you were able to get that lightsaber back up your sleeve...Gandalf: I...have a hat! Frodo: GAAAANNNNDALLLFFF! NOOOOOOoooOOO!
by What in the world?

This is what happens when gun control laws become too stringent...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Damn I should have bought that ring at the store.
by cody hutson

"Dude, that's great!! I'm really scared!! Can I have the number of your acting coach, cuz I really believe you in this!!"
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

"I would cut off your head, Wizard, if it stood a bit lower to the ground..." .. "You would die before your lightsaber fell".
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

"BOYS!!! BOYS!!! Stop fighting!! You can BOTH marry me!!"
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Hey, hey, easy with that...remember, I'm a Canadian...we don't believe on confrontation...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Hey, hey, easy with that...remember, I'm a Canadian...we don't believe on confrontation...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

This never happened to the other fella (007 fans will get that, I think)
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Just drop the saber prettyboy.
by Kyo

YOU ARE A TOY!!! YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAY THING!!!!...or in this case, a lonely adult's plaything...BUT MY POINT REMAINS!!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Alright, alright, you're Andy's new favourite toy!!...Jeez, so hostile...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

anakin suddenly feels that he is in the wrong place at the wrong time
by tesswan

This week on the Wizpranos...Frodelli witnesses a horrible thing, and he begins to suspect his uncle James Gandalfini may have a secret to hide...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

I'll get you, my Jedi friend, and your little braid too!!!!!
by

I've got you now, Bin Laden, and neither your henchmen nor their primitive weapons will save you now.
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

You'll never take me alive, I'll fight to the bloody....Legolas? Is that you?? Oh my GOD, this is so funny...we used to share a dorm room in College!! This guy got SO MUCH ACTION!!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

So THIS is how you get the inside out...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legalos: You WILL join us on our quest.....we absolutely NEED that lightsaber human!
by Mr.Peanut

Legolas looks very...preppy in this one...
by ChocoBilly

Hayden Christensen didn't say so at the time, but he thought that there was a lot of undue pressure put on him to perform well at his audition.
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legolas: Don't move, Jedi! (to Gandalf and frodo) Take him away! Anakin: Wait, you're not Jango Fett!
by Anonomus

If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. (sorry, couldn't resist.)
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legolas: "Dodge this!"
by Peorte Harkle

I'm guessing you're kind of a "type-B" personality
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

WOW!! LIV TYLER!!!....Oh, sorry...it's the hair.
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Do what you will to me, but not in front of my boy!! RUN, FRODO!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967


by

Ya know, George is gonna see this and decide to release "The Indian in the Cupboard" with ALL NEW FOOTAGE . . . and plot . . . and characters . . . musical numbers!
by BruteForce411

*Use the Schwartz, Ani...* I can't!! I lost the Ring!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Frodo: Gandalf, why don't their arms bend? Gandalf: Why don't YOUR arms bend, young Baggins?
by Lord Avenger

OH, my GOD, I can't believe it...my Horoscope was right!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

New this fall from the Todd McFarlane "something I should've done a long time ago" line
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legolas: "Don't move, oh child of the flanneled one!"
by Max

NOT PICTURED: The owner of these toys, a 40-year-old virgin living in his Mom's basement
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

G: "Do it, Legolas, or they'll have you in chins with a number burned into your forehead...oh, wait, wrong script..."
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

I guess the critics are right...Christensen does seem stiff and unemotional...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Legolas: "The dwarf breaths so load I could have shot him in the dark." Anakin: "Hey..."
by Mara Jinn

And you though Richard Simmons giving Sigfried and Roy a piggy-back ride was gay?
by Leia_4loot

Legolas: Gandalf, you didn't need to freeze him, Jedi breathe so loud I could've shot him in the dark...and the lightaber makes it even easier!"
by Jeedai Bob

Apparently Legolas is a trekkie...
by pileoDust

This long haired guy and the old dude think they have me. haha
by Anakinos

I dont think they really want to know what happens to me when i go bad..
by Anakinos

They think the orcs are mean wait till i get mad
by Anakinos

Even though you CAN make Sting fly to you doesn't mean anything.
by Lord Avenger

Legolas: Don't move, you whiny little brat! We're taking over the box-office! Anakin: (ingites lightsaber) I suggest you reconsider, unless you want me to remove your elf-jewels!
by darthslinky

Anakin: "...he's overly critical, he doesn't listen..." Legolas: "I grow weary of his whining, let me end it, Gandalf!" Gandalf: "No, we need him to defeat Count Saruman and his army of Orc Droids!"
by darthlemur

Frodo: No Legalos, don't kill him! He's a hero. Legalos: You haven't read the rest of the series, have you?
by Darth Crossover

Don't shoot! He's got a blue glowing sword too, that means he's a hero!
by Darth Plothole

Lets all get hammered.
by Genius Raptor

Frodo: That's the guy that hit on Arwen! Get him!
by Darth Blah

Oh, Sorry I thought you were Sadam Hussein.
by Legolas W. Bush

After hokily confessing his love for Frodo, Anakin finds himself in a precarious situation.
by Darth Blah

I said DANCE!!!!
by Darth Blah

When Frodo destroyed the ring, he could have never known that Sauron would appear in his true form.....a whiny teenager with an anger problem.
by Darth Blah

Anakin Skywalker helps Legolas, Frodo, and Gandolf kill the evil Saruman. Or, is it Legolas, Frodo, and Gandolf helping Anakin to kill Count Dooku?
by Jelp

Give in to you hate, Legolas, and you journey to the darkside shall be complete!
by Jakbrown22

I am Legolas, son of Thranduil. Oh Yeah! I'm Anakin, son of ..........What a minute, who's my father again?
by Brendon McMicking

"Is this our movie or is this real life"
by Kimberly

"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling hobbit, elf, and wizard!"
by Luke Warmwater

"You're under arrest for stealing Mace Mindu's badass purple lightsaber."
by Luke Warmwater

"I swear, I'm a real Jedi, not a member of *Nsync!"
by Luke Warmwater

"Uh... this isn't the lightsaber you're looking for?"
by Luke Warmwater

Things always get ugly when Anakin and Legolas started drinking.
by Luke Warmwater

"Honey, we shrunk ourselves."
by Luke Warmwater

In the middle of the fight, Anakin is tragically struck down when he is distracted by the sight of Arwen. It was the horomones that killed him.
by Luke Warmwater

leogolas:"AND THAT'S FOR BAD MOUTHING LORD OF THE RINGS! Anakin(trying to cut his legs):"and that's for pointing ur goddamn arrow at me!!" Frodo and Gandalf:"(chuckle)"
by master sifo punday

"You're in league with Saruman!" "Dooku." "Whatever."
by Luke Warmwater

If Christopher Lee directed movies...
by Luke Warmwater

Frodo: "Five bucks says the kid with the ponytail doesn't last five minutes." Gandalf: "You're on."
by Luke Warmwater

Legolas: It is true, the force is no match for the power of the ring! Anakin: We could keep it a secret..
by *waves hand* you will use my caption =)

Little did they realize that all of their weapons were just special effects....
by Enigma

What else? "I have a bad feeling about this."
by Darth Something

ARROWED!!!!!!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"You say one more thing about the Humor Editor and I WILL kill you."
by Darth Finklebert

"Alright, Mr. Orlando Bloom! Don't act like you weren't in some -" "Don't you DARE!" "PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!"
by Darth Finklebert

Duel of the fakes?
by Elf Lord.

u wanna call me a "freakin' Hobbit lover" now? huh?
by me

You villainous cur!! If I had elbows, I would exact my revenge on you forthwith!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967

Oh you said Gandalf. I thought you said "hand off". I got nervous there.
by Budlee

Legolas: My bow says that the Top 46 submissions for LOTR were better!
by Jet Vega

Anakin: -I think the glowing rod of superheated light at your kneecaps says the submissions for SW were better!
by Jet Vega

And because of all of this, none of them could have possibly been prepared for the intervention of the terrible giant hand- come to toss them back away in the little plastic box in junior's closet.
by Jet Vega

"Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you ever imagined."
by RU ARTOO?

I know what your thinking, did I fire 5 arrows or six? Do you feel lucky? Huh? Do you?
by darthxray

Anakin: Alright, I'll do better acting next time, I swear!!
by De-Jinn Calek

What happened to the guy that cut in line for the premiere for "The Two Towers."
by Darth Buckeye

They've all been encased in carbonite! They should be quite comfortable.
by Darth Lamasu

In desperation Ani tries an old standby: "Are you an angel? I heard they live on a planet called Middle Earth."
by RU ARTOO?

budget cuts and collaberations do not a good movie make.
by RU ARTOO?

Dodge This!
by Dark One

But they said "Chosen one set 6. i thought I was the chosen one"
by Ray

Legolas, sensing an imposter promptly dispatches Justin Timberlake.
by RU ARTOO?

You Jedi scum!
by DarthBane03

Legolas: You would be dead before your stroke fell!
by legolas'girl

Your youthful curiosity has served you well, my young friend. You will be rewarded with a nice Vanilla Coke.
by AntiPersonnell

Legolas: now what were you saying about me looking like a girl?
by emmy wan

Legolas: now what were you saying about me looking like a girl?
by Legolas'girl

Legolas: Dodge this!
by legolas'girl

Now in this situation who would win? The jedi-who-turns-evil-and-looks-like-a-truck-hit-him or the elf -who-never-dies-and-would-look-cute-even-IF-a-truck-hit-him??? well? who would win?!?
by legolas'girl

The LOTR gang get a little up-set when they realise that their "Great Ring" of power is no match for Anakin's future "Great Moon Base" of Power
by Darth Hidious

Legolas: your movie atack of the clones suck.... Anakin: yeah, at least in SW the little people kicks ass, and our villians are cooler than a big eye in a top of a tower.....
by ANAKIN CAMACHO-SKYWALKER

Anakin: ''Hey....point that thing somewhere else.''
by JediLaura01

Just then Anakin realized he was in the wrong geek's room.
by R@ndom

YOU, out of my movie!!!!!
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Dodge this
by Darth Mentos

Legolas, look, it was just a joke, I promise no "Holiday Special II."
by RU ARTOO?

"If you liked the "Holiday Special"you'll LOVE....!
by Fluke Starbucker

Okay...I'm having a John Woo moment here...
by darthballs

Legolas: You'll die before your lightsaber fell
by Milkman

Now to dowhat the Jedi council should have done all those years ago
by Milkman

Hey, whoever wins in this fight, it is a good thing, at least I don't have to hear either the line "legolas is so dreamy" or "annakin I want to be your amidala" anymore.
by Kami

Can we have a caption with Arwen vs. Amidala vs. Liea next time? CATFIGHT!
by Kami

Amazingly, Luke's lightsaber, Jedi robes, and levitaion magic tricks didn't give him away. Everything was going great, until he blindly called Sauron a "Real Nice Guy"...
by Venom

"Hold still, luke. I'm gonna shoot that long, blond braid right off your head for you.
by Venom

"Pssst, Legolas!" "Eh, what?" "You're holding the bow wrong." "What th- Oh! Sorry!" "And you're on the wrong set..."
by Venom

Legolas is about to become one arrow short of a full quiver... (look down, idiot!)
by Venom

So what if the bowstring is attached to my back, I can still kill you.
by Jaceman

Somehow, I don't think Anakin will be the winner of Survivor: Middle-Earth.
by Kettch-22

Somehow, I don't think Anakin will be the winner of Survivor: Middle-Earth.
by Kettch-22

SW/ LOTR crossover dreams. Another unfortunte sign of hunger.
by Kettch-22

? Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!
by Kettch-22

Anakin: ?You mean, you put your bow and I put down my lightsaber and we try and kill each other like civilized people??
by Kettch-22

?Hello. My name is Legolas Greenleaf. You killed my father. Prepare to die.?
by Kettch-22

Anakin: ?What we?ve got here is failure to communicate.?
by Kettch-22

I sensed a disturbance in the Force?then I found that TF.N Humor had been updated on time and suddenly knew why.
by Kettch-22

Frodo: ?Gandalf, that?s the one who told me to pull his finger!?
by Kettch-22

Anakin's lightsaber isn't glowing.
by The Senator

Middle Coruscant
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

Anakin takes a wrong turn in the caverns of Geonosis and ends up meeting hostile aliens in some place called Moria
by Darth Trabeculae

You killed my father, prepare to die!
by Darth Trabeculae

Dodge this..
by Darq Vemakks

You must be European.. Say goodbye to your chances of ever getting your caption posted..
by Darq Vemakks (disgruntled European)

Legolas: Stop calling me lord of the nipple rings!
by Emperoress Palpatine

Unknow to everyone, even Yoda, Anakin was actually a die hard Lord of the Rings fan.
by Nobody Important

Legolas: I am an Elven Archer, like my father before me. Gandalf: Sheesh, one lightsaber and you all start hamming it up like you're in Star Wars. Aragorn: You mean Hanning it up. Gandalf: *groan*
by NAHTMMM

You feelin' lucky punk?
by walking carpet

Scratch my back....no little higher...to the left...ahhhhh....that's it!
by walking carpet

"Where's the ring bearer?
by Jaster_Mereel

"Yo, Jedi, I am the only one with the braids in this movie!"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Announce: "Anakin, you just killed all the Jedi and you're now a Lord of the Sith. What are you going to do?" Anakin: "I'm going to Middle-Earth!!!!"
by Chris Labye

"Why do we all have mentors who are wise old wizards who decide to come back in order to aid in a greater purpose?"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Anakin: "So i take it you DON'T like Pod racing?"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

"I am Legolas, prince of the woodland relm, who are you ...." "Jedi Skywlker, future bad ass sith lord" "ok, you win"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Anakin: "At lleast i get the girl in my movie" Legolas:"At least i get to keep all my limbs!"
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Okay, Anakin... give us that oscar for special effects I shoot you with this arrow.
by OB1

Wait, this is not the command deck of the death star!
by Tara Wan Kenobi

Legolas refused to see the funny side of Anakin's joke about guarding Frodo's ring!
by DarthQ

Legolas: Hey you! get off at our movie right now!
by Lanilas

The Universe was unified in laughter for the first time, when today, Anakin Skywalker, future Dark Lord of the Sith, was mugged by a fairy, an old man, and a child. Holovids at 11
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger

Legolas decides to spare Gandalf the misery of watching Anakin's Fred Astaire impression!
by DarthQ

Nook that arrow, ya moron. Do the laws of physics not exist in Middle-earth??
by DS-00-0, flight school drop out

Anakin: Are you SURE there's a wasp on my back? Legolas: HIC! Sure... Jus' lemme poke 'im a couple times with a arrow...
by The Guy Who Wore a Shirt

he was so loud we could have shot him in the dark!
by abygale

mixed up
by joe valentin

That must be an Elvish sword! ORCS ARE COMING!!!!
by The Guy Who Wore a Shirt


by

Annoyed that "The Two Towers" made far more money than "Clones", Hayden voids his contract and escapes to a set where everyone wears elven clothes, no flanel.
by Iwishiwasajedi

Anakin: See? My arm DOES move! NOW who's the best? Eh?
by Tycho Celchuuu

Wow, the TFN Humor guy must have lost his real job or something. It's amazing to see two on-time updates in a row.
by Java the Hut

Justin Timberlake and Nick Carter reunite for the broadway play, "Keep your hand of my SABER"
by jedi21

One move Hobbit, and the Elf here looses his legs...
by Red 5

Anakin realises his hyperdrive ended up in the wrong dimension.
by Amythest


by

Fan violence takes a whole new turn for the worse as LotR fans begin to attack Star Wars fans while dressed like the Fellowship
by Jedi Brent

PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff

Maybe we were wrong for making TF.N update on time...They're getting desperate for pics...
by Will-Mun

UPDATE THE HUMOR PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff

"Yeah! Wheres your force now!?"
by Will-Mun

"Now tell Mr. Lucas to stop spying on us damnet!!"
by Will-Mun

Oh god, please, not another figurien comic!
by Will-Mun

Both LotR and Star Wars had funding problems, they made a comprimise.
by Will-Mun

47. Anakin can deflect blaster bolts, but not arrows!
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane

Steal my fangirls, would you?
by Livi-Wan

Anakin hadn't seen the cross-film promotional betrayal of Darth Saruman until it was too late.
by Mike Smithson

After a valiant battle, the Fellowship decides to let the mystic Paladin and his magic blade join them.
by Will-Mun

Anakin: Middle what?.....damn worm holes.
by Lord VT

agree to join a pop group with me and gandalf or i'll shoot
by beckers

SAY I'M CUTER!
by beckers

"Legolas relax! It is just a house cat, not a balrog! Man you are SUCH a nerd. . ."
by Darth Hideous

abc
by Little Mike

Anakin: "Aren't you supposed to *actually* pull the string back on that thing?"
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

Why is Ani smiling?
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist

The quality of this picture is awful! Frodo is too tall!
by JAR-JAR AND THE CLIFF

It was at that moment that Anakin realized the e sholdn't have made that comment about Legolas and hiis girly hairr.
by Mimi Hunter

Legolas: "I don't care if you ARE the Lord of the Dance, you're still in the wrong movie."
by tobywan

What Peter Jackson does in his spair time.
by Godfada

I'll just do this limp-wristed pose so you won't feel so bad about looking like a woman.
by Arabian Sanchez

A little known fact; Anakin's first brush with the Dark Side came durring a trip to Middle Earth to find a wedding ring for Padme.
by giberwitz

Threaten me all you want Legol-ass, but I still say he looks like a shaved Ewok!
by giberwitz

For the last time! I can't put it down, it's molded to my arm.
by giberwitz

Only after he released the arrow did the elf realize the bow was on the wrong side of his arm; hilarity insued.
by giberwitz

LOTRone
by Which one is the most fake?

Frodo: What did that guy say to Legolas? Gandalf: He used a very lousy pick up line. It's Legolas' long and georgeous hair that must have confused him.
by Jeanne

One of Gandalf's spells has just gone very, very wrong.
by Hemini

Legolas: Where's the troll? Anakin: One, he's not a troll, he's a Jedi Master; and two, did you see Episode II?. This is not a guy you want to piss off.
by giberwitz

Legolas: "You will die before your, uh, what is that thing?" Anakin: "It is a lightsaber" Legolas: "OH...ahem...You will die before your lightsaber falls!"
by DarthWizardStu

Taken shortly before some "aggressive negotiations", this is the only surviving picture of Yoda's younger, retarded albino sibling.
by giberwitz

Anakin: Geez. and I thought that the Jedi had to dress weird!
by Darth Koopa

After being banned from Middle Earth, Anakin joined the Dark Side.
by Darth Mack

Is it me or did the captions get funnier all of the sudden? Did they shoot the guy the runs the humor section and replace him or somthing?
by Ulf, the Rabid K9

Anakin: Look, I just asked a simple question, Are you related to Spock?
by Darth Koopa

Gandalf: Legolas, just because he took some of your fan club, you cant kill him.
by Nonya Veela

Legolas: If you do not drop the lightsaber, I will shoot.
by Siri-Qui Jinn

Give in to your hate Legolas and....wait, didn't i say this already?
by jakbrown22

Anakin - "I could chop Glamdring in half with one stroke of my lightsaber" Legolas - "You would die before your stroke fell!"
by Jedi Master Marvin

Things get ugly when a Star Wars fan stumbles into the line for Return of the King.
by Darth Humor

Legolas: Take it back! I am too prettier than you are!
by Darth Humor

In what turn out to be a tremdendously embarassing mishap, Legolas and his pals mistake one black-armored lord of darkness for another.
by Darth Humor

Gandalf: "Children, settle down and play nice before somebody loses an arm!"
by Darth Humor

Legolas: "You think THAT's an elegant weapon...?"
by Darth Humor

Anakin: "Ok, who put the shoot me note on my back?"
by Darth Humor

Legolas: "Ah, ah, ah...! Put... the Oscar.... down."
by Darth Humor

Legolas: Hey you with the saber. I said, Leggo our Eggo's!
by Matt


by i r0x j00 you l0s3r i am 1337 kr3w

Too bad Anakin didn't see the "Smite Me" sign Gandalf had secretly placed on his back.
by Stavromula Beta

"Just one shot, and *I'LL* be fairest in all the land!"
by Stavromula Beta


by Darth_Test Tube

"Dodge This"
by Darth_Test Tube

Let's see you deflect this!
by Jango Fatt

Legolas:Okay, dont move and dont panic its just a fly.
by F sharkey

Hmmm . . . 20 bucks says Legolas can shoot Anakin in the neck before Anakin can bring his lightsaber back to decapitate Legolas.
by Kyra Sunrider

Umm, Legolas? This appears to be a swordfight, therefore you should use your sword.
by Kyra Sunrider

Ooooh, Legolas vs Anakin. So when do they mud wrestle?
by Kyra Sunrider

"Anakin you're under arrest for a turn to the Dark Side that you will commit in the future. Also for being our competition in the movie industry.
by Kyra Sunrider

OK, we have representatives from TWO of the greatest movie trilogies of all time represented here, now where's the flying DeLorean?!
by Kyra Sunrider

Your creator let it come to this
by Artimus

The string is on the wrong side of your arm there, moron..
by Jedi Schmedi

Suddenly Peter Jackson wasn't sure if George paid him enough for the new CGI LOTR SW Holiday Cross Over Special
by Kyia Kenobi

Damn it I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted
by Kyia Kenobi

Gandalf: Anakin don't kill him, the force is strong in your family, your father has it, your mother has it, your sister........
by Kyia Kenobi

Go ahead... make my day.
by Sam

"We'll show you for making fantasy movies look bad with plastic acting...wait a minute..."
by RazorDullWit

Attempted sabotage behind the scenes of this year's Oscars.
by Darth Humor

Yeah, I see your bow. But I've got 3 feet of lightsaber that says *I* get to be dungeon master.
by dx3

hey, do you guys ever get muscle cramps?
by Darth unoriginal

Anakin, if you try and use that "sand" line on me one more time you'll end up on the wrong side of my bow.
by tiene leche

Ani: (humming) We're men, We're men in tights! We rob from the rich and... Legalos: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!
by Darth unoriginal

Gandalf : AAll your base are belong to us! Ani : What you say?!?!
by Darth Unoriginal

"Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, padawan?"
by Bobskid

BEWARE e-BAY SCAM: rareity of Aragorn figure evident in this seller's photograph of LOTR set
by ar0008(rolls off the tongue, doesn't it)

After turning to the Dark Side, Anakin attended "Sith School."
by Skitter

Ah, ah, ah, Mr Skywalker. Put... the Oscar... down.
by Darth Humor

This picture: A symptom of watching to much Sci Fi
by Darth Rob

Ani: Well, it beats getting captured by pint-sized, primitive tedy bears.
by not another darth!

for the last time, stranger, we're ELVES, not "sissy vulcans!"
by dx3

Ani: so let me get this strait: you entrust unlimited power to a guy under three feet tall? Hey, small galaxy isn't it?
by Ar-Wen Kenobi

Gandalf: Swords are no more use here! Ani: Really? Thanks for telling me!*chokes Legalos instead*
by I'm not a saddist, really...

you fricken tryin to cut me i'll put an arrow through you it'l make your head spin
by blah

(Camera freeze frames, followed by voice over) Will Legolas release a fatal arrow towards Anakin? Or will Anakin sever Legolas in time? Tune in next week, Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!
by Mr. Deep Voice

Gee, all the top 10 jokes from last week get their chance again this week.
by Wise Acre

Gollum isss better than that stupid Jar Jar Binkses!
by Wise Acre

Christopher Lee is cooler with a lightsaber than a staff!
by Wise Acre

SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
by Wise Acre

Legolas WOULD kill Anakin before he got that lightsaber close enough.
by Wise Acre

Did you intend to revisit last week's SW v. LOTR feud?
by Wise Acre

That's what I thought.
by Wise Acre

I personally am starting to enjoy Lord of the Rings more than Star Wars, myself.
by Wise Acre

*BOOM* ... That was the sound of his chance of getting his captions printed.
by Wise Acre

oh well.
by Wise Acre

Anakin: Oh, why did George have to die and the Tolkien company take over for Episode 3?
by RDG

Legolas: Jedi? That sounds like something from Mordor...
by RDG

why they didn't make "the indian in the cupboard" in the present day
by clonedmenace

hmm, a girl's dilemma... does one choose legolas or anakin, knowing that they'll kill for your love? ah screw it, that gandalf's pretty sexy ;-)
by clonedmenace

ok... so anakin chops legolas's foot off, legolas shoots anakin, frodo's just got issues.... does that mean gandalf ends up with padme?
by clonedmenace

Legolas: Gandalf, I think I found the one stealing all the cookies! Anakin: I haven't benn stealing cookies! Honest! I hate cook . . BURP!!!! Oh was that me?
by Anonamus

Anakin: "Prepare to die, elf! Wait a minute, do you have to wear a prosthetic braid too?" Legolas: "Yeah, sucks, huh?" Anakin: "Finally, someone I can talk to about my struggles!" *Hug*
by Darth Salon


by Panicin' Sk

I didn't mean it when I said your mom was Matel.
by Panicin' Skywalker

PIIIIEEEE!!!!
by Panicin' Skywalker

"Anakin Duck!" Anakin- "What?" SLAT.....
by Chew-Tobacco

Anikin: You won't shoot me. Legolas: I won't shoot you. Anikin: Star Wars is better than LOTR. Legolas: Star Wars is better than LOTR. Gandolf: I bet that damn elf's gonna lose.
by Panicin' Skywalker

Hey, Legolas! Your bow belongs on the OTHER side of your arm!
by Z_Arranda

"My glowy-stick is better than YOUR glowy-stick."
by Z_Arranda

How does one deflect an arrow?
by Z_Arranda

Ummm....Dude.....wrong table....this is the LOTR Shrine
by Darkstryder

Gandalf: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Elven Archer. Fire at will Ligolias
by Darth Karg

"Freeze you Jedi scum"
by Texasranger

"You would die before your stroke fell" (and he means it!!)
by Eowyn

"Alright pal..we got Mark Hamil for "Corvette Summer"...now YOU'RE goin' down for "Life as a House." Revenge is a BITCH.
by Hernaldo

"Alright pal..we got Mark Hamil for 'Corvette Summer'...now YOU'RE goin' down for 'Life as a House.' Revenge is a BITCH!"
by Hernaldo

I know you want to take over the universe, the ring will make that easy-forget it!!
by Texasranger

"I'd always intended to make a third trilogy where I take my characters and put them in other works. The first of the trilogy is entitled 'Anakin in the Middle.....earth.'."
by TheEvilFlyingSquirrel

Is that an arrowhead in my back or are you just happy to see me?
by TheEvilFlyingSquirrel

Legolas: Say it! Come on, say it! Anakin: Okay, Okay, I'm so pathetic I an't beat a gu eith two lightsabers who then gets beaten by a tree.
by OdoWanKenobi

And that's how a bill becomes a law.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Fine! Fine! I don't need the stupid ring to rule the galaxy anyways...
by Tusken Vader

Its not about the size, its how you use it.
by Lord Avenger

Legolas: Anikan I am your father! Anikan: Where have I heard that before?
by Darth Leia

And thats the last time Anakin ever mocked Legolas' hair...
by Mara Jinn

Legolas: Going somewhere Skywalker?
by Mara Jinn

Wait just a minute... you, YOUR'E NOT GIMLI!
by RU ARTOO?

Ani: "Why should I follow you?" Legs: "Because unlike some other Robbin Hoods,I can speak with an English accent." Then we all had a good laugh.
by RU ARTOO?

Strike me down with your hatred and take your fathers place at my side.
by Boba Frat

Where is that sulking fellow with the big floppy ears. He had the ill-favoroured look of a spying breed of orc-gungan
by Grand Moff Argonath

"Hey, look! It's Galadriel!" "Wha- where? Ooooohhh... Galadriel... what the fu-? It's a Jedi Mind Trick!" "See ya suckers!!!!!!"
by Venom

Where are those stupid clones when you need them!?
by Mr. C

Where are those stupid clones when you need them!!??
by Mr. C

My Mary-Sue fangirls can kick your Mary-Sue fangirls' arses anytime! (ref: fanfiction.net)
by bearded_one

Alright, Jedi Boy, off the stage. We're the stars now! *muahahahhahaha! burn!! all u star wars fans1*
by Old Cheese

Aragorn: Now, hold out your hands so I can slip thes-- Legolas: GRRRRRR!! Gandalf: Hey, it's all right, Leggy, calm down. I think I know what the kid has in mind...
by NAHTMMM

"I sense a guy with a plastic arrow aimed at my back. I'd turn and decapitate him if I could move my arms..."
by Kenya Starflight

I knew that elf liked to do it from behind...
by SWGPVP.COM

ahh dont shoot me
by alex

dont yoy dare shott me because i have a light saber an i will cut your head off
by al

Gandalf: Go ahead Master Elf. This one should die. Trust me on this one. Obi Wan: (in the distance) Go ahead!
by Stormtrooper Dave

With that long hair, you make even ME look manly!
by Gary T

I'm the black knight ! Come back here it's just a flesh wound
by darthmorgan

hey no fair! you two arent from star wars. Get off MY site!
by The Emperors daughter - Fray Palpatine

Wow, your big for an Ewok.
by Andrew

Anakin: You can't kill me, I'm a Jedi, Legolas: Oh yeah, thats what Boramir said.
by Andrew

Legolas - "Hot dogs make my papa feel yucky."
by Jeffery Small

"Anakin, Anakin, Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
by Q-G J

Legolas, is about to become Lesaleg, because we all know you dont point things at "the chosen one"
by el guapo 15

Who lives? Who dies? Well, I don't know about you, but my money's on the ACTION figure--you know, the one with joints!?!
by Captain EO

Legolas: "If you say your my father one more time I'll kill you"
by Darft Hideous

"Feel my arrow, Saruman!" "NOOOOO!!!!!" "Aaaarrggghhh!!! What the f- Saruman's getting away!!!" "Don't kill my master!" "Och, that's weird." "Why aren't you two doing anything to help?!"
by Venom

PASS you shall not!
by Son Of Jorel

LOTR: The Fellowship Strikes Back
by Son Of Jorel

After receiving a tip from the Rebellion, the Fellowship is able to nip the Empire in the bud before they can develop weapons of mass destruction.
by Son Of Jorel

So what you are saying is, this is NOT Geonosis.
by Son Of Jorel

Ring? What ring? All I own is this lightsaber.
by Son Of Jorel

"One step closer point ears and you'll be changing your name to Legless"
by Brian Combe

One false move, and I will pierce your backside with my long hard tipped weapon.
by swgpvp.com BLoodfin and Valcyn for PvP

Another roadside robbery...what is the world coming to?
by DaMijit (worldwidegamenet.com)

"Dodge this!"
by BaronFraser

anakin - you might need to put the arrow on the string for that to work.......
by 87x

anakin - you release that arrow... and i'll be forced to cut off your big toe
by 87x

NEW!! Wolverine style Legolus action figure... with the "arrow comming out of the skin action"
by 87x

As the two face off theirs silence..... then you hear something come ot of the crowd....."This isnt Hogwarts???"
by 87x

Legolath:Arrow in your back, arrow arrow hehe Anakin:You a**!!! Stop it! Gandalf:I''m really gay, I'm soo gay Frodo:My preecccious..errr I mean boo hoo this ring is heavy
by Darkdarth

Okay...Okay....I just want Frodo's ring, give me that, and I won't kill the old man!
by Angel 17

Toy Hayden held hostage, news at eleven.
by Mark Rosenthal

anakin:did i miss something? when did i hit middle earth
by shortcake

Legolas: Sir! Jedi Padawans have come into our sector. Gandalf: Good. Our first catch of the day.
by Darth Lama Su

Anakin: You! In the pointy hat! You are sooo wizard!
by Darth Lama Su

Hello. My name is Legolas... You killed my father. Prepare to die. Anakin: No, Legolas. I am your father.
by Darth Lama Su

As Legolas pulls back on his bow he hears in the back of his mind. "use the force Luke.... oh umm I mean Legolas.
by AdaraEyre

Legolas: Shall I dispatch him for you? Gandalf: Thank you, but no. Whatever happens to us, I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice.
by Darth Lama Su

And a 1, 2, 3, 4..... You can dance if you want to. You can leave your cares behind. 'Cause if you don't dance then your no friends of mine.
by AdaraEyre

Look sir! Jedi!
by Master Felth

Powerful you have become Legolas. The dark side I sense in you.
by Darth Lama Su

CUT!!!! I mean come on Peter I know you are trying to cover all the costs for this film but do we really need to bring in George Lucas?
by AdaraEyre

'Ring what ring? I don't know what you are talking about'
by AdaraEyre

'Ring what ring? I don't know what you are talking about'
by AdaraEyre

There can be only one!!!
by AdaraEyre

What ring?And who the hell is sauron?
by Armor class andy

You have my sword. And my bow. AND my lightsaber!
by Elendil the Wookie

Get back into your package Jedi! Your value is decreasing as we speak!
by walking carpet

Toy Story 3: Andy Grows Up and Turns Into A Sci-Fi/Fantasy Geek
by walking carpet

Legolas: Say Hobbit ! Anakin: Never ! Ewoks will always rule !
by BrenDarklighter

What do you mean your movie got more money than our movie
by uke Groundrunner

What do you mean your movie got more money than our movie
by Luke Groundrunner

Make Episode III better than Episode II by several orders of magnitude or sand-boy gets it!
by Keith

Safety In The Middle-Earth Home Part 26: Incorrect Uses Of Bow.
by Keith

"This is for letting Saruman get away!" "Who the ^(*(&(&%* is Saruman?!"
by Keith

Legolas: "Lightsaber is lame. I can shoot with bow on another side of my hand, and arrow on another!"
by Apina

The hairdo MUST be destroyed!
by Ken Benobi

Anakin: Uh, Gandalf? What's the elvish word for friend, again?
by Countess

"If you make one more crack about pointy ears ..."
by Nemesis

A humor page. HA HA ha ha ha hah ha.
by Obi No

Anakin and Obi-Wan made one too many "Pathetic life form" jokes.
by Miana Kenobi

Frodo and Gandalf tried not to smirk.....
by Yarniee

tell me, what sad geek did this?
by jedich

TFN decides to sponsor Celebrity Death Match: LOTR v. SW
by Jade's Fire2003

Legolas: admit LOTR is better!
by Isilmelindale

That's the way to settle the LOTR vs. SW debate! Heroclix!
by Jar Jar Bites

Legolas: That Jedi breathes so loud, I could have shot him in the dark.
by The Countess

Oh boy I think that Anakin is in the wrong movie
by Chad Krac

Anakin: The TFN humor editor updated the page ON TIME
by Dr. Yoda

Anakin: The TFN humor editor updated the page ON TIME! Legolas (putting his bow down): Really?!
by Dr. Yoda

Gandalf: Remember: don't lose your bow. That weapon is your life. . .
by Dr. Yoda

Anikan: Oh Snap!
by BONES JACKSON

"WE run the sci-fi-fantasy racket on THIS counter top!"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

And eight minutes later, they were all dead.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

The real reason there was "LOTR is better" contest-- they held our guys hostage!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Frodo: Git 'em Legolas, git 'em! Fiyah!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Then Anakin realized he was in the wrong movie at the wrong time.
by Michael Woodring

Anikan: No conjurer of cheap tricks my ass
by BONES JACKSON

Anikan: Look, its not MY fault Gimli was messing around with my lightsaber
by BONES JACKSON

hayden:George! raydical lord of the rings fans have come to ruin the set again George:okay, i'll call security and you make sure they don't ruin anything Hayden:hey legolis watch were ya pointing that
by shortcake

NOW the saga begins!!!
by ThePodSquad

Boy! I thought SW fans were tough on line cutters at movie premiers!
by Son Of Jorel

This is what happens when Anakin tries to cut the ticket holders line at the LOTR:TTT premier.
by Son Of Jorel

HEY! It appears that they already found four actors that got a role in Star Wars:The fellowship of the guys that sort of looked like actors but in the end didn't make the cut.
by strfightr10

They can make a Help Me Gandalf! Frodo, but not a hostage negotiation legolas.
by strfightr10

They can make a darn tootin' good "Help Me Gandalf! Frodo", but not a "Hostage Negotiation Legolas."
by strfightr10

Gandalf: "Hayden, you're not cool enough to play in LotR. Take him out Legolas."
by A Fish from Sullust

Even though LOTR had superior numbers and Legolas had his bow drawn, Anakin won this skirmish because of articulation.
by Darth Light

Whoa! Cool it pal. Just 'cuz my movie made more money than your movie does mean you have to get violent. how 'bout i cut off your legs and show you why my movie made more.
by Marcel Rostislav

Gandalf to Legolas: "Legolas! Help!". Legolas to Anakin: "Dodge THIS."
by A Fish from Sullust

Frodo: But he doesn't *look* like a Black Rider...
by Frostfyre

Frodo: But he doesn't *look* like a Black Rider... Gandalf: Give him a few years, kid.
by Frostfyre

"Hold still Anakin, you've got a bee on your neck."
by Tatooinedweller

On Middle Earth there is a punishment for those who don't bother to read the books.
by Tatooinedweller


by

"Ya know, Anakin, this would be a lot more convincing if weren't plastic."
by jedicmdrwedge

drop the light-saber and nobody gets hurt...
by Elbie

Legolas: It's a Jedi-rog, Gandalf!
by Aeruthiel Lyanovien

"You would die before your stroke fell." "Well, your arm would fall before your stroke did."
by Myth

"On the way to the convention a lone Star Wars nerd was jumped by a group of LOTR dorks."
by RU ARTOO?

looky what i found pa, he's got purty lips
by pootytang

After the about 37th time, Anikin's "Legolas my Eggolas" lost it's amusement.
by RU ARTOO?

olas my Eggolas" lost it's amusement.
by RU ARTOO?

(oops)
by RU ARTOO?

"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and wil be used against you in a court of two dimensions. Just put down that weapon!"
by Padawanchic

Luckily the Fellowship managed to stop the filming of the next SW Holiday Special atrocity titled Anakin?s Follies.
by Son Of Jorel

Give the kid a hand!
by Son Of Jorel

SAY ?LIFE DAY? AGAIN!
by Son Of Jorel

Anakin: Dammit! Legolas for the last Freakin time, i did not eat your wafers........Frodo did.
by snootch2thenooch

Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!
by Adri

Dodge this
by del

LOTR: Fellowship of the SW Holiday Special
by Son Of Jorel

SAY "LIFE DAY" AGAIN!
by Son Of Jorel

When SciFi convendtion go wrong
by Bizi out

Umm, cupcakes anyone?
by Anonymous


by

Anikin: "You take my shoulder, I take your leg."
by tealcandtrip

You just wandered into the wrong neighborhood, boy.
by Josh Johnson

Dodge this.
by Austin

Dodge this.
by Austin

I'M SICK OF YOUR @#$% WHINNING!!!!!
by Boba's Only Homie

Anakin: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by Anakin Fiired

"And now young Skywalker...you will die..."
by distressed wookie

Frodo: What does it mean when YOUR blade glows blue?
by RPM

And so ends the debate as to whether LOTR is better than Star Wars...
by z00t

In exclusive behind-the-scenes footage, we see why the real reason why the humour editor actually updated the humour section on time...
by z00t

Frodo: He's going to become evil! He deserves to die! Gandalf: Many who live deserve death.. and some that die- *twang as arrow goes from bowstring to Anakin's head* Gandalf: Meh.
by RPM

It takes 9 of you to do that? Hahaha, give it to me. No seriously, I'll do it! .... Damnit, fork it over! (and so Anakin turns bad).
by RPM

Ring? No, you're looking for those schwartz guys.
by Inebriated Wyrm

Upon his arrival in Middle-Earth, Anakin suddenly regreted his decision to join the Dark Side.
by Admiral Helmut, Lord of the Sixth

I'm not really a bad guy. I've fought Christopher Lee just as much as you have.
by Inebriated Wyrm

Looking at the arrow, Anakin started to rethink his policy of chopping old men into pieces with his lightsaber.
by Admiral Helmut, Lord of the Sixth

Legolas: "Lord of the Rings!" Obi-Wan: "Star Wars!" L: "LoTR!" O: "SW!" L: "LoTR!" O: "SW!" Gandalf/Dooku: "--Harry Potter!!" Legolas & Obi-Wan: "--HARRY POTTER?!?! Get a rope!!!"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

A lightsaber is an eligent weapon from more civil times. Not as random and clumsy as a longbow
by Walter Danek

"When I said to watch my back, I meant from a little further away"
by Walter Danek

Watch out. I still don't have the working distance on this thingie figured out yet.
by Walter Danek

"You will notice that the blooper in this scene is the fact that the longbow string is behind his arm, while the arrow is in front"
by Walter Danek

Anakin: Is that an arrow in my back or are you just happy to see me,
by Rowbi83

[Holonet Anchor-alien] We bring you exclusive footage of why Gandalf and Legolas have died...
by Daedalus

"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
by Venom

"I'm not fighting a guy who wears a skirt and was long, blonde hair."
by Venom

"Zounds! Yon Jedi is in a Time Warp!"
by Venom

one word at a sci-fi con never insult the lotr fan .(im serous thare realy into that stuff like d&d ppl)
by bakomusha

Anakin: "I'm looking for a Count Dooku, last seen wearing a false beard and hiding in one of two towers?"
by Mr Paul

ahhh-yeah, now scratch a little lower and to the left.
by zzzzz

Oh look, it's a metaphore.
by zzzzz

I'm still curious as to why they went back to have figures with the lightsabres build into their arms...It was cool back in the old days, but it's a low standard for modern times.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Less articulation is not cool, after all. Why don't they just hire NASA or some one to build tiny little functioning lightsabres for the toys? They'd be big sellers and cause many deniable injuries.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Just invoke the 5th Amendment or something. They they'd get the CIA, FBI, AMMP, Japan, and Bill Gates knocking on the door. Some how tiny functioning lightsabres would work their way into
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

...Eh...Into Lord Gate's plan for world domination. And then there's the matter of those LotR dohickies. They're cheap little figurines. Do they even have ANY articulation?
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Looks like they couldn't afford extra molds and all that for make different pieces so they could move. I wonder how the figurines feel about that? I think they would go on strike or form an
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

under ground resistance or something to protest...Er...if they had articulation. I mean, come on. At least give them poseable arms! Who makes those things anyway? They're a sin against da guds!
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

A lightsaber. Not as clumsy or random as an elven bow. An elegant weapon from a more civilized galaxy.
by Sytass

Perhaps they'd do something like the mitochondria in that movie, Parasite Eve...Take over a human host or something and destroy the human race because a few rock scientists who couldn't took up jobs
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

as toy designers and ended up making figurines without articulation. It'd be the death of us all! Of course, if they're taking up human hosts, they'd be kind of like the Goa'uld.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

So then the posable toys would form a resitance, like the Tok'ra or something, to destroy the nonposable threat or plastic mitochondria bent on destroy mankind.
by

So then we'd all be saved by the posable toys which is why Star Wars is superior to all things and more plausible than Star Trek (since most of the civilizations in Star Wars are Type III)...
by

And then we'd all go to local pub and down a few pints of Guiness and make up vocals for the Star Wars theme. The End. Forget my name in that last one, by the way. Che la Forza sia con te!
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Sleep deprevation rules! Less sleep - More Star Wars!
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Prettymaleblondearcher uses Bow and Arrow! Critical hit! PrettymaleJediPadawanAnakin fainted! Prettymaleblondearcher used Ultra Ball. ~pause~ You've cought PrettymaleJediPadawanAnakin! I=Not gay
by Ryh-Awn Welkin

Anakin : "Id cut you down wizard if your side was just a little more dark" Legolas: "Youd be dead before you laid your first blow"
by Drake Dawson

I find your lack of testosterone disturbing...
by swgpvp.com - Bloodfin & Valcyn for PVP


by Anakin is going to win, if you look care

that guy over there
by Anakin is going to win, if you look care

that guy over there
by fully that bow is not going to work in a

that guy over there
by million years. nice try though

Gandalf looks on as Legolas shows Anakin his new type of Q-Tip: The Arrow.
by EliteSamurai

Mint in Box.... Mint in Box.... I could make a cool scene combining the two sets... but Mint in Box... ah well, cool scene triumphs.
by Possessed Freak

"Give me the Ring or you will see your midichlorians all over that wall!"
by Darth Erico

"Oh goody!Mesa favorite movie!"
by Joking Jar Jar

Ani: Ha, you're made by Matel. I'm from Hasbro!
by Panicin' Skywalker

Legolas: You call that glowing blue rod a weapon?!? I'll show you a weapon!! Eat B&A Jedi freak!! Muahahahahahaahhahahahahhaahhahahahaha!!! Anakin: Right...
by Darth Pink Fluffy Bunny Slippers

Post my caption or the Star Wars merchandise falls to LOTR. You have till next update to comply(Oi, this is gonna take awhile)
by Jango Jess

"One of these things is not like the others. One of these things is not the same..."
by Porto John

Dodge this.
by HERNALDO

Anakin:" Your powers are weak, old man.
by Ara Skye

Anakin: " Your powers are weak, old man. Prepare to meet your destiny. " Legolas: " You would die before your stroke fell."
by Ara Skye

Say "what" again! Say it! I dare ya! I double-dare ya...!"
by HERNALDO

I swear, if you enter "Mara Jade lad dance" ONE MORE TIME...
by HERNALDO

"Who you callin' a 'freakin' Hobbit lover'?!
by HERNALDO

Gandalf and Frodo: "LEG-EE! LEG-EE!" Legolas: "I told you to stop calling me that!"
by HERNALDO

"Now we will settle once and for all who's worse at acting!
by HERNALDO

Not pictured: AT-AT Vs. Oliphaunt, Gollum Vs. Watto, Ringwraith Vs. Jar Jar
by HERNALDO

Hey, TF.N...why couldn't we have a picture of Leia and Arwen mud-wrestling instead?
by HERNALDO

Little did they know that Anakin had backup from Jar Jar ("Yousa ass is grass!")
by XUS RAJ-RAJ

Legolas, when i said we must destroy the one, i meant the one ring, not the chosen one.
by Jedi Wannabe


by

Mace Windu (of Pulp Fiction fame)
by Elvish, !@#$%^&*! Do you speak it?

If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny!
by Sarumannequin

Legolas: "Admit that I'M the pretty boy around here or be Jedi-kabobs!"
by Pyro Sith

Gandalf: "Now, get better lines or I will have Legolas here shoot you."
by Wenelda

Legolas: "I'll show you SW is better!!" Meanwhile Frodo stays in the background, whining.
by Wenelda

Nothing funny about this one.
by Rebel Racer

Leogolas:give me back that conditioner Anakin:i dont have it...ah...padme has it!yeah padme has it
by long lost idiot

Leogolas:give Frodo the ring back Frodo:Yeah give me the ring Anakin:mwhahahah now im not only the most powerful jedi, i also have the ring of power Legolas:i knew i should have shot him
by long lost idiot

Legolas: Hey Anakin, you missed a spot shaving, lemme help ya. Anakin: So did you.
by Darth Parrot

A scene from the new movie "Elves Strike Back"
by Princess1

Gandalf: We have you know young Skywalker. Anakin: Yah! Well at least I have shoulder joints!
by Jaina

Christian decided signing for another trilogy didn't bode well....
by E.D. Gav

He looks like a good jedi. But he could be a bad one. I say we shoot 'im just in case. (Amazing Stories-Mummy Daddy)
by Darth Lama Su

No, no, you are supposed to shoot at a red apple on my head
by Stormtrooper Bill

So you guys want a drink or something? NAHAHAHH woot00tto wjia
by

Block this.......
by jedi fett

dodge this.......
by jedi fett

Legolas: Oh, did you notice? I'm so buff and cool, I can hold a bowstring back with my shoulder muscles!
by Scarf Vader

And so yet again, Robin Hood, Friar Tuck and Little John save Sherwood Forest from contracting the devastating disease of Whine.
by Scarf Vader

Anakin: Hey there, pretty lady, no need to get nasty...
by Scarf Vader

Anakin: Bet you're gay! Legolas: ...No, I'm not!
by Scarf Vader

you know, killing anikin will only cause him to put an evil plauge on yhe universe, or somthin' like that.
by blah :)

Back off, Anakin! I will reign over the hoards of sweet little fangirls and supreme over their love! But you can feel free to capture the hearts of middle-aged Star Wars fans.
by Queen of Naboo-ie

Frodo: Gandalf, where's Anakin sticking that light saber?
by *BuY a SqUiRrEl*

"You shall not pass into Episode 3!"
by Peter Tutham

L'egolas: Ha! You think to fool us saying that glowing thing is the real Sting? Ha! Prepare to die Jedi Scum.
by 83rd Clone

The tenth member of the fellowship..Anakin Skywalker.
by The Duke

Legolas: Back to your own shelf, spawn of Sauron1
by A Nony Moose

Brave Sir Anakin ran away, Bravely ran away, away, When Legolas reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, Brave Sir Anakin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out . . .
by Not the Droid you're Looking For

"If I could just get rid of this elf, the old guy and the midget shouldn't be a problem"
by Aaron Goins

I'm going to cut your leg if that arrow touches me and I live
by Darth Anakin

"Okay, I stop making jokes about your short little friend, and you stop making jokes about my clumsy dumb alien friend..."
by Lightofdarkness

Legolas always won the annual SW/LOTR race. Anakin was desparate.
by the one joke monkey

The Jedi breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
by Not the Droid you're Looking For

"Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "STOP SAYING THAT!"
by New Age Raven

CUT!!! Who let this kid with the braid in here? Hey kid does this look like your set? Do you see any blue screens here? Do I look like I wear flannel? Get him out of here!
by weeklybagel

Yeah, you heard what I said, step away from the girl and let me show you how it's done.
by darth jack in the box

You talkin' ta me? Are you talkin' ta me?!
by jack-o

Is that an arrow in my back or are you happy to see me
by Nightmair of Yavin

We may not find out which movie is better, but we'll find out who's the better fighter!
by duct tape

Legolas (deadpan): Coruscant? That does not compute. Uh halt, youre under arrest!
by Jaya

Ohmigod, they're both like so totally HOT!!!!!!
by Not the Droid you're Looking For

Anakin: Listen, Lego-whatever, I've had more body parts cut off than you can imagine...your little arrow ain't scarin' me.
by EndlessBlue

"*I* am cuter!" "No, *I* am!" "Are not!" "Are too!"
by EndlessBlue

Legolas: "You stole my Strawberry-cream conditioner! Admit it!"
by EndlessBlue

"Tell Me how Dooku and Saruman are affiliated."
by Qui-Dal Jinn

Anakin: "Ha! Take that Legolas! You're not fully poseable!"
by Obi-Bozo

And then, the TF.N server crashed after receiving too many "Hey! Point that thing someplace else!" jokes
by Jango_45

anakin tries to decide if this is all really worth trying to make "Episode III" better than "The Return of the King" by killing off the heroes...
by rabid jawa

Why in gods name did i have to steal that ring. There is some long haired freak, an very old man, and this litttle short freak folling me.I have a lightsaber what more can i say?
by swdude900

Legolas: "is the tape on? Ok. Greetings TFN Humor submitters. We have currently found out that there are some of you who don't like us. THAT MAKES US ANGRY!" Frodo & Gandalf: "angry..." Anakin: "Eep."
by Newbie Wan Kenobi

Anakin: "Now let's see, Obi-One said the force has a strong influence on the weak minded... but he never told me LOTR characters DO NOT APPLY TO THIS."
by No Name.

Anakin: UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!
by No Name.

The Jedi breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark...
by Rogue 17

The Fellowship is very confused when a strange young man with a glowing blue weapon suddenly appears muttering something about "the Sith"?
by Lady Galadriel

Legolas: That's it! I'm tired you getting all the attention from the chicks!
by *waves hand* you will add my caption

Legolas: The shishkabobs are done! Frodo: Wasn't it a rabbit before you cooked it?
by The Guy With The Face

Legolas: "Not so fast, El Guapo!"
by Ajent Orenj

"Put it down reeeall easy, Darth Rabbi...this aint my brissing."
by Clint Torres

Anakin: "And the awards for best picture, apecial effects, and score go to(gulp) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!"
by

"OK, OK.... I didnt realize tuskan raiders were elves."
by pete medina

Anakin-"I SWEAR I didnt give Frodo's ring to Padme!"
by peter a. medina

It was made tragically evident that Wal-Mart knew nothing of the reprucussions of mixing Star Wars with Lord of the Rings when their new "Lord of the Rings: Return of the Jedi" playset was unveiled
by Matthew Hutchinson

Legolas: "One more step, and I shall skewer you like the overzealous slave boy you really are."
by Matthew Hutchinson

Anakin: "You don't really want to shoot me with that thing." Legolas: "You fool! You're in our franchise now! Your powers will not work for you here!"
by Matthew Hutchinson

You Jedi breathe so loud i could shoot you in the dark.
by Jon Winegar

3 school plays at the same time?How confusing!
by Chubby the Fatt

Iam Anakin son of...er...um...oh. Damn my virgin birth
by Daniel Gurney

Ok luke youre gonna be alright! Its just a pointy eared jerk, an old man with a staff and a short guy with... a ring?
by Starmazter

Whenever I see SW and LOTR in the same picture, I always think about the Stormtrooper on Tatooine that says, "Look sir. Droids." Wouldn't it be cool if that was the One Ring?
by did that make any sense at all?

"If I wasn't holding this 'saber in my stupid magnetic-removable arm, I'd turn around and kick your butt"
by Myrmidon

Which one is Darth Vader?
by Izaac

"That's no bowcaster and you're no wookie!"
by Marc D

"Sam will kill you if you try anything..."
by Berzerker_prime

hond
by aap

The Jedi breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark. (And that is BEFORE he became Vader...)
by snowdog83

Okay look, we are both basically out to kick Christopher Lee's butt, so why don't we team up?
by snowdog83

Say it! Say we're better!
by Lord Demeos

"You would die before your stroke fell!!
by Jedicreature

Say it now! The Emperor IS the Lord of the Rings!!!
by JediFreak

"WHAT RING? I don't kow what you're talkin' about! I'm here to save my Master from a nest of Gundarks he fell into!"
by C-knight

"Anikin, you're reign of terror ends now!" gandalf "Now Now Legolas, you're one of his biggest fans so I dont see why your doing this" legolas "SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
by Luke Armstrong

"You're no Jedi!" "No, but I did stay at a 'Holiday Inn Express last night.'"
by RU ARTOO?

Grandalf: "Ha! Your main fansite doesn't have a humor section that's updated enough!" Anakin: "Hey! If you want trouble just send your elf away and you have fight, just leave the editor out of this!"
by ArabianShark

Anakin: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!
by T-Burns

Bend your arm in a more un-human way more or i'll shoot!
by Me

"Let me repeat that. Which looks better, being able to skateboard down a flight of steps shooting at the same time, or falling off some stupid brown thing?"
by Nemesis

hey look! two teenage heart-throbs that got into movies they dont deserve are about to kill eachother! let the world rejoice and may all the teenybopper idols kill eachother!!!!!!!!
by edwardo

Gandalf: I have winner
by Q

A bow against a lightsaber... Oh please...
by Jedigrandmaster

Anakin forgot to use his deodorant, so now he won't lift his arms high enough to kill Legolas!
by Amythest

Hey, aren't you that Link guy from those Zelda games. Dude your awesome.
by Jymm Roquand

*Sings* One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.
by Jymm Roquand

another try at the action figure captions (Thank you)
by wait I know this one

why don't you guys update the action figure emporium it was my favorite part of your web site
by Q

We have you now
by Chris Seavor

Why can't they just loose that stupid ring down the sink....it would make things so much simpler
by Craig Anderson

"Block this!" (a la Matrix)
by Chris Labye

Legolas: "Take one more step into our mythos, and I will kill you."
by Matthew Hutchinson


by

Your guise may have worked, orc, had you not been so careless as to draw an elvish blade
by orc kabob

Gandalf: Join us Anakin, only together can we finally beat "Titanic's" box office gross!
by cahnMAN

Legolas: mwahaha, if i kill you now, your children will not be born, hence there being no OT and LOTR will reign as the best saga of all time! Anakin: Only in your mind, my very long-haired foe
by *waves hand* you will post my caption

Legolas: Damn you! It's not a skirt!
by Jerry Only

Anakin discovered rather painfully that he had stepped into the wrong galaxy far, far away
by Jedi Elizabeth

In an attempt to make a film that grosses more than the hated "Titanic", Peter and George merge their franchises into one mega movie. Unfortantely they couldn't afford real actors...
by cahnMAN

join our monie or die
by anonomys

join our movie or die
by anonomys

My weapon is a rip off. Want to trade?
by D-Man

Die jedi dogs, oh my goodness did I say that
by the Smith

Die jedi dogs
by the Smith

What the... I must be in the wrong movie. Not again
by John M.

Too bad they got rid of the action figure captioning.
by Luke is a wimp

If you strike me down I will become more powerful than even Gandalf can imagine.
by Luke is a wimp

Shoot that thing and be prepared to lose your two best friends... and I'm not talking about that elf guy and that other hot elf girl.
by Jedi Master Rob

Spies from Lucus are confrounted by guards at the vault were they keep the only copy of "The Return of the King"
by Ric

You shall not pass
by Ric

How come my captions are always funnier than the ones that get posted?
by Luke is a wimp

"Hey hayden, you really sucked in episode 2"
by brandon

"Anakin, we find you guilty of bad acting"
by brandon

3 guys, a lightsaber, and a pizza place
by brandon

"anakin, nevermind what obiwan says...that saber isnt your life...get a real mans weapon"
by brandon

you call this a diplomatic solution?
by brandon

"i now pronounce you husband and jedi
by brandon

Before Padme, Anakin was to marry Arwen. But even Legolas the best man, Gandalf the preist, and Frodo the Ring Bearer could not stop Annie's cold feet from flying.
by carboitehydrates

Aw... Why couldn't Lando be the one being aimed at by the makeshift robinhood?
by strfightr10

Another reason why robinhood shouldn't miss while aiming at apples- force weilders WILL strike back.
by Strfightr10

Soon after Anakin insulted LoTR, the fan boys and girls surrounded him. We come to you live from the scene. "HELP! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! HONESTLY!"
by GaliNuva

I wonder if anyone will notice that I am holding my bow and arrow all wrong, oh well here goes nothing
by the Smith

Die jedi dogs, oops you can forget that jedis have light sabers(must be something I heard about mind tricks)
by the Smith

And alas he cast a spell on both of them so he could update the captions
by the Smith

update or I shoot!!
by the Smith

The humor editor getting desperate for captions.
by Admiral Abbott

Legolas: You would die before your stroke fe... ahhh! cough cough gurgle gurgle
by Jacenmaz

Should have listened to the dwarf...
by r2tincan

As Hayden and Orlando duke out it over "who's the prettiest", Ian McKellen is only too happy to referee
by TheJadesTrick

If Aniken wins, he will torn to pieces by rabid Legolas fans, but if Legolas wins, the galaxy will rejoice!!
by Darth Coconut

My sword doesn't only glow when orcs are close by.
by Jacenmaz

"Got you...a Jedi whines so loud we could've shot him in the dark."
by Emperor Yoda

Anakin: You don't need to see my identification Legolas: I don't need to see your identification. Anakin: I'm not the bad guy you're looking for. Legolas: You're not the bad guy I'm looking for
by Darth Lama Su

"C'mon, Legolas, but down the bow! We're both fighting the same guy anyway!"
by Emperor Papaya

Anakin: "I'M NOT A TREKKIE, I'M NOT A TREKKIE!!! I PROMISE!!"
by JAR-JAR AND THE CLIFF

Now Hayden, it's time to pay for your embarassing performance in a saga!
by Darth Digs

Frodo: Gee Gandolf, these celebrity death matches are overdone...
by Darth Digs

How the Grinch Who Stole Christmas started.....dang elves!
by Darth Digs

Anakin: If only Kenner would have made me so my arm could rotate 360 degrees!
by Darth Digs

Frodo didn't appreciate the "freakin' Hobbit lovers" comment.
by Sara

"First star wars fighting now this! "
by Blazex

Anakin: Are you talkn' to me? Are you talkn' to me? There's no one else here so you have to be talkn' to me. Legolas: Well actually I was talkn' to them.
by Panicin' Skywalker

Legolas: I'm Robin Hood. Give me your money and I'll give it to the poor. Anakin: You're not Robin Hood. You're Legolas. Legolas: Ok, I just thought it would work.
by Panicin' Skywalker

If you don't update soon...
by Jeff GoodSmith

This is a really hard battle to decide, Hayden and Orlando are both so hot...
by IAMYODA

This is a really hard battle to decide, Hayden and Orlando are both so hot...
by IAMYODA

If only...
by Luke Warmwater

Legolas figurine: Who's cuter now?
by DarthCeleste

hehe...you're a girl.... ok ok! you're not a girl!!
by andrew-womprat

And TF.N completely misses out on an opportunity for a caption contest with Yoda and Gollum in it.
by Luke Warmwater

"Honey, I shrunk the sequel!"
by Luke Warmwater

Anakin seemed doomed... until everyone realized the bow was on the other side of the arm.
by Luke Warmwater

"Wow, how do you keep your bowstring pulled back like that when you're not even holding it?" "...Shut up."
by Luke Warmwater

Anakin is left out, as the only toy present who did not come from a Burger King kids meal.
by Jedi Fruitcake

Hey, I could have done a MUCH better job jumping around Coruscant's skyways -- Have you ever SEEN me mount a horse? Seriously, guys, if someone would just give me a chance . . .
by Not the Droid You're Looking For

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Sarman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Sarman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
by Son Of Jorel

I found a type-o in the last submission. This one is correct.
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.I
by Son Of Jorel

SHOOT! I found another mistake. OK. This one is really correct. Promise!
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off!
by Son Of Jorel

I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off!
by Son Of Jorel

Legolas: " I am this summer's biggest hook to make girls go to wacth sci-fi/fantasy movies"
by Jedi_Boricua

"tell us more about this volcano..."
by Adam Smyer

Thus we see to classic fantasy heros pondering the ageless question: which is better to have intact, a head or a leg? Personally, I feel like Legolas has the answer...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Males in their younger years (Frodo) are scared of violence. Old men (Gandalf) know to avoid it. It is in their early twenties that males become needlessly aggressive.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Most fantasy fans assume that this is an LOTRvSW conflict. The fools. We all know that the camera didn't capture the really hot Princess Leia action figure that the guys are fighting over.
by Ben S. Gaulk

You'd think Anakin is screwed, but Legolas's arrow isn't even on the bow. I swear. If you look and squint... OK, I have no life. But you don't either. Admit it! You're on TFN...
by Ben S. Gaulk

I'm sure a bunch of Ewoks are going to save Anakin's life. Reminder to self: boycott George Lucas.
by Ben S. Gaulk

First "The Flinstones Meet the Jetsons," now this...
by Ben S. Gaulk

The costume party was going splendidly, and then the kid in the Jedi robes had to make that comment about TFN's SW vs. LOTR top 46 lists...
by Kenya Starflight

Legolas looks to set an example to the TF.N humor editor, for late updates. (Heck, he's done 2 in a row on time, and people still make fun of him...)
by New Age Raven

Anakin learned the hard way that the "Are you an angel?" line doesn't work as well on middle earth as it does on Tatooine.
by Rappertunie

You're a little short for an Uruk-Hai
by Dark One

I HAVE A BAAAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
by Azlon Tir

TFN Humor screeches to a halt as it is flooded with "I have a bad feeling about this" captions
by Azlon Tir

It doesn't look like Hayden Christensen will be able to act his way out of this predicament
by Ersh

Good thing Gimli wasn't around with his trust axe. Hayden's wooden acting would have been his own demise!
by Ersh

Anakin staired in wonder as Legolas managed to draw hit bowstring back with his shoulderblade...
by KnightTemplara

Excuse me young fella's but you haven't seen an overly protective lizard around here have you?
by Zifnab

Representatives from the Lord of the Rings online community track down the TFN Humour Editor.
by Keith

"I'm sick of that stupid little ponytail, Anakin! I'm shooting it off!!" "If you shoot my ponytail, Legolas, I'm chopping off your pointy little ears!" "That's my toe, you idiot." "--Whatever!!"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

As Frodo and Gandalf watch, the final two contestants of the Victorious Battle Endzone Dance Competition, between "Legs" Legolas and "Ani" Anakin, takes place...
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

"Ha ha, touched your toe!" "Quit it." "Ha ha, touched your toe!" "Quit it!" "Ha ha, touched your toe!" "Quit it, or I'll shoot you, you asthmatic son of an orc!"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

Whilst taking his dog out for a walk Anakin is attacked by Robin hood and his merry men
by goonsgta

Gandalf: "Okay, Legolas, it's your turn..." *thunk* *spiinnnnnn* "...bow hand, green! Anakin--" *thunk* *spiinnnnn* "--saber hand, chopped off by some old guy--but it has to land on red!!"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace

Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for the power of the dark side.
by Darth Bane

Your damn Right this nubean Violin is far superior than our Middle Earth Music Accessories
by Snort tha Fett

Hayden knew that all he had to do was admit he was on Fox Family Channel, and all would be well.
by Mark Rosenthal

Legolas: you would die before your stroke.. *force choke*
by obi zwan kenobi

Wait a second... Legolas... Anakin... IT'S THE SAME FIGURE! So this is what they meant by "Clone Wars".
by Darth Finklebert

Gandalf: 'Uh... Legolas... The bow string is on the wrong way around...'
by Beer Monkey

I'll teach you to call my mate a shrimp!
by Beer Monkey

ARTOOOOOOOO!
by Beer Monkey

Say... Is that a poison tipped elfish arrow in my back or are you just pleased to see me?
by Beer Monkey

Gandalf: Legolas! Gimili is not going steady with Anakin. I think Merry and Pippin are pulling your leg.
by Jerry Only

It's time for the Battle of the Theme Restaurant Dolls, next on UPN
by Donster

Anakin: Okay, I'll admit it, elves DO know how to pick up chicks better than I do...
by Kalahari Karl

...this ain't right.
by LadyNexu

Legolas: "What devilry is this?"
by Alquawen

Legolas: ?What devilry is this?? Gandalf: "I believe he is of the race known as the Jedi..." Anakin: "Sorry...I heard Dooku was around here...anyone seen him?" Saruman [off-screen]: "Not at all..."
by Alquawen

Legolas: "What the-?!" Anakin: "Whoops-wrong film."
by Firiel

Legolas didn't realize it, but the future of the Star Wars movies lay at the mercy of his bow.
by Firiel

Legolas: "What the-?!" Anakin: "Whoops-wrong film!"
by Firiel

Simmer Down young one's, now we will the create the saberbow.
by jUDGE

Legolas: I'm going to keep you captive until TF.N updates! Anakin: NOOOOOOOOO! Then I'll never see Padme again! Ever!
by anonamus

Ok guys, we've been played with by this 34 year old geek long enough! As soon as he falls asleep, lets make a break for it!
by Darth Clevername

Legolas: "An elegant weapon for a more "civilized" age??!!"
by C-knight

Anakin:So I ask ya,do I feel lucky?
by Jedi Knight 666

Legolas:Who's a better director,George Lucas or Peter Jackson,CHOOSE WISELY!!!
by Jedi Knight 666

Give us your captions, Jedi Scum!
by Darth Obvious

In Star Wars Episode II Special Edition, Legolas Shoots First
by Spot

Legolas: Your Jedi breathes so loud I could have shot him in the dark. Anakin: (Hmmm.. Loud breathing. That gives me an idea.)
by Darth Incontheivable!

Due to poor foresight by the producers, LOTR III and Episode III are released the same night. Tempers flare and inter-saga violence ensues.
by Darth Mime

a whiny brat breathes so loud, I could have shot him in the dark!
by rebel scum

I don't really see what a plastic action figure, can do to a ... plastic action figure
by IAMYODA

Why Legolas didn't shoot Gandalf is beyond me...
by IAMYODA

Well, tickle-me-pink...
by Rick Nadtke

icicle
by Rick Nadtke

What do I look like? A radio?
by Rick Nadtke

Anakin: I am too hairy! Just not on my feet...
by Rick Nadtke

Is that an owl on Gandalf's shoulder?
by IAMYODA

Lord Elrond forsaw darkness in your future... I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you, Anakin...
by IAMYODA

Again, THEY ARE PLASTIC...
by IAMYODA

What business does a Jedi have in the Riddamark?
by Jay

Legolas: "This Jedi breathes so loud I could have shot him in the dark."
by DeJade_Vu

Legolas: "This Jedi breathes so loud I could have shot him in the dark." *everyone who has seen the OT starts laughing* Legolas: "What?"
by DeJade_Vu

[in comes Sly Snoodles] "It doesn't matter....who's wrong or right...just BEAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT! BEAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! No one wants to be defeated!"
by Darth Nupe

[everyone breaks into dance] "Showin' how funky strong is your fight...It doesn't matter who's wrong or right...Just beat It, beat It!"
by Darth Nupe

Anakin: call off the freek
by yoda son of gloin

Legoas and Ani re-enact Bernini's "Ecstacy of St. Theresa".
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

Legolas decided to change Anakin's mind... BY SKEWERING IT WITH AN ARROW!!!"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards

"Whoops wrong movie I almost cut your leg off no wonder the security guards try to kill me...
by Cody Wilson

saurumon crosses orc men, gobbln men, and bad acters
by yoda son of gloin

Don't shoot! I'm on your side!
by James

Anakin Skywalker begans to wonder when The.Force.Net will update it's Humor section, so he he asks the Wizard, seer of all the future.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

"What a strange culture I've discovered"-Anakin "Sir your in the wrong movie."Gandalf"Opps, carry on."-Anakin
by Shadow_Angel

"Dodge This"!
by Captain Blain

Anakin: "Relax, we are on the same side. Neither one of us is rooting for Spiderman to win best Visual Effects."
by Grand Moff Brykoe

STOP!!!! ....collaberate and listen, ice is back with my brand new edition, something grabs ahold of me tightly then i flow it like a harpoon daily and nightly...
by beckers

Update the captions a day late will you?? Lets see how you like an arrow down your throat!!
by sddgds

SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP...
by AM1

Cross-blockbuster moments, reduced to plastic forms, in a bad room, with awful lighting. What a waste.
by AMI

There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
by YOU WROTE THIS

Ever notice how a WHOLE lot of the SAME people ALWAYS seem to get their captions up. Well, I am not one of those people. Maybe LOTR is th way to go.
by SomeRandomName

Legolas: "Deflect THIS jedi twerp!!"
by Barghest1031

Gandalf: "Anakin....the ring is still in your pocket."
by Tycalibur

Obi-Wan, later: I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of LOTR fans.
by OB1-NOB, the droid jedi

"Eek!"
by Darthy Darth

You did WHAT with Arwen?
by Not the Droid You're Looking For

Use the Force to block THIS, punk!
by Harsh Raider

Legolas:"Ha! Your firey stick will never be able to penetrate my wooden bow! Oh wait..."
by Brilanduneiel

Atleast I scored with the Queen!!!
by The Dougger

Anakin: "Only Ben S. Gaulk can save me now!"
by Ben S. Gaulk

Hey, Humor ed, how'd you get pictures of people at Megacon before you even went?
by OB1-NOB, the droid jedi

Censored: "Oh, Fudge!"
by Ben S. Gaulk

Uncensored: Gandalf is naked.
by Ben S. Gaulk

I hope that there is such thing as "Late Bird Notables"...
by Ben S. Gaulk

Damn TFN, you just have to have two SW vs. LOTR things.
by PTY

The sequel to "The Magic Cupboard" was a major flop.
by Ben S. Gaulk

Anakin wins this fight, by virtue of the fact that he's the only one with bendable joints.
by Ben S. Gaulk

lightsaber this Anni!
by Legolas'girl

Very funny,Jar jar.Now let GL direct!
by Blue 5

When Anakin asks the Wizard, seer of the future, when TheForce.Net will update it's Humor section, the Wizard, thinking it would be less painful then the answer, orders his archer to shoot Anakin.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

"Your feable weapons are no match for the power of the Dark Side."
by Nobody Imoportant

Anakin never discovered if the archer was male or female.
by The Senator

And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "Which dosen" jokes." jokes.
by Nobody Imortant

And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "Which dosen't belong" jokes." jokes.
by Nobody Imortant

The budget for Episode III was small, so Lucas reserected a set from "The Borrowers."
by The Senator

Anakin countinued to hold his ground, completly unaware his lightsaber had been replaced with a plastic one.
by The Senator

When John wore his "Star Wars
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

When John wore his "Star Wars" halloween costume, he accidently ended in the LOTR's part of town, which resulted in many problems.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi

It was then that Anakin decided he needed some kind of armor.
by Nobody Important

"Anaki Skywalker, to see Padm?, your evilness." "I've sent Padm? to her excecution."
by The Senator

Anakin at the opening to "LOTR 3" on Coruscant.
by Logger

"Honey, I shrunk the Jedi."
by The Senator

STAR WARS EPISODE 3.5: Attack of the Hobbit Clones
by Plain Yogurt


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