Once again Legolas proves that elves are and always will be soooo much better than any old jedi!!
by legolasgirl
[Peter Jackson playing with his toys] "You got nothing on us! Nothing!!! AHHHAHAHAHA"
by bfwhc
Causation of unhappy!
by Jesse Hopkins
Legolis and Anakin fight over which will score the most chics: tights or that really cool braid.
by Var Zol
"Orlando; Hayden, your moves are too stiff, too plastic they need to be more fluid. Elijah quite picking Sir McKellen's pocket"
by Var Zol
The kid whines so loudly, we could have shot him in the dark!
by Nitsuj
LEGOLAS : GIVE US THE RING , JEDI....
by Darth Golum
Anakin and Legolas battle over who will be on the next cover of Teen People Magazine
by Vim Sregor
"Don't move, Jedi."
by Jedi Shadow
LEGOLAS : JEDI, GIVE US THE RING......ANAKIN: HEY MAN IF A SELL THIS ON E-BAY, LUKAS WILL HABE ENOGHT MONEY TO MAKE A GOOD EPISODE III AND A BRAND NEW CHRISMAS SPECIAL......
by Darth Golum
Yeah, this'll end good.
by ComicKook
Sith Lord of the Rings
by ComicKook
Even Anakin gets caught up in the crapiest movie of the decade. No wonder he turns to the Dark Side.
by Yeah Right!
Hmmm....somehow I was expecting the new Zelda game to look somehow....different.
by ComicKook
"I've got a bad feeling about this."
by ComicKook
Sigh. The SW/LOTR obsession around here has really got to stop.
by ComicKook
Anakin's first mugging.
by ComicKook
"Dodge this."
by Mr. Anderson
The true reason why Vader's body couldn't be seen from the neck down: Due to unseemly behavior by rowdy fans, HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE!!
by Kalahari Karl
give me my money back... give me my money back... give me my money back, you jedi
by 005
Episode 3:Jedi Lord of Illusion
by Big D
Finally someone will pay for the poor acting in episode 2... if only the plastic were flesh... where's the "indian in the cupboard" cupboard when you need it?
by Lightofdarkness
Frodo: "Gollum is gone! We need someone ELSE to fall into the volcano now!" Legolas: "Hey! I've got one!"
by Randall Flagg
"You would be dead before your sword fell!"
by rufus holmes
Legolas: "I find your lack of faith in Peter Jackson disturbing." Anakin: "Hey... that's good, I may steal that from you."
by Randall Flagg
"Damn it, Hayden! I'm the prettiest!"
by DaisyDaisy
Gandalf: "Wait.. that's no Uruk-Hai!" Legolas: "I don't care! I can't let Gimli win the contest!" ::twang::
by Randall Flagg
thats odd...the back of the arrow isnt on the bow string...wait a second this isnt real!!!!
by i have a name?
Legolas: "Admit it! I'm prettier!" Anakin: "Don't make me Force-choke you, elf-boy." Gandalf: "I'm not this 'Dooku' guy you keep mentioning!" Frodo: "I just wanna go home."
by Sithwitch13
Legolas: "Say yippee again! SAY YIPPEE AGAIN! I dare you! I DOUBLE dare you m*&^#$f%$#@#!!"
by Randall Flagg
"Mr. MyaggI says we must use karate,not weapons!"
by Blue 5
Don't get mad at me because Hasbro has a license until 2018 and Burger King dumped you guys after the first movie
by The_Grand_Moff
Ah! Goose!
by Raspberrybeard the Pirate
Don't thank me - thank Burger King!
by Macaroni Penguin
Anakin: "Are you angles?"
by Nobody Important
Legolas: Don't touch the pants!
by Darth Fipland
"You're about to be 'dead' as a house..."
by Darth Obstreperous
Legolas: "Well, look who got the drop on the Chosen One." Annie: "You're lucky my arms don't bend at the elboows, or you'd be gettin a blue plastic enema right about now."
by Lighthammer72
"That's very cool how you can pull an arrow and have the bow strech behind your back!"
by Darth Obstreperous
Look out Gandalf! Iceman is sneaking up behind you!
by Darth Obstreperous
Boy- are YOU on the wrong toy shelf!
by Brian
Legolas: SAY IT!! Anakin: FINE! I'll say it. Your pants are indeed tighter than mine. NO! What am I saying!
by Hello.jpg
From Peter Jackson's SUPER Extended Edition: Battle of the Coverboys- Hayden versus Orlando, with Elijah and Ian refereeing the event.
by SuperScott (excal2358)
...and you have my lightsaber.
by Hello.jpg
They really need better restrictions against weapons at these conventions.
by Inebriated Wyrm
Anakin: Galadriel? We just kissed ok? It meant nothing.
by Hello.jpg
It's elven reflexes vs. Jedi reflexes. Who will win?
by padme_amidala_19
Legolas: Hand over the ring. Anakin: Can't a guy propose in peace?
by padme_amidala_19
Anakin: This would be a lot more intimidating if your arrow weren't sticking into your own wrist. You okay? You look kinda woozy.
by Inebriated Wyrm
Apparantly the economy has hit ILM REALLY HARD!!
by grob
Insert Special Effects joke here...
by grob
"I got your Force right here!"
by grob
Singing..."We're men , we're men in tights..."
by grob
Wow a wizard with a strange short. I'll shoot him down. No...I'm just from a galaxy far far away. Let the chosen one Decide! I AM the chosen One! No you're not! Yes I am!
by Cedric Juchtmans
"Alright. alright, maybe that joke about your ears was a little insensitive. But c'mon, I mean I'm a freaking JEDI!"
by grob
Who's the midget in the background?
by grob
"Oh yeah, well at least I'm fully poseable!"
by grob
damn special editions
by jeff hunter
Admit it! Admit! My blonde braids are prettier! I'm a pretty, pretty elf!
by Finn Dootric
Legolas: Ouch ! Now wait ! If you burn my foot, I'll shoot you right in the neck !
by Darth Fletcher
"Hey, you guys lost or something? No, I've never even heard of this Earth, Middle or otherwise."
by grob
Look people, these are toys. They do not talk.
by grob
Finally Legolas decided to do us all a favor and get rid of this annoying youngster !
by Darth Fletcher
"Hey I was just kidding, I know that's not Osama bin Laden. Jeesh."
by grob
Seeing yet another glowing blue sword, Legolas' 3000 years worth of Battle Stress Syndrome kicks in all at once and decides *everybody* is an orc.
by Finn Dootric
Stand still, i'll never get your haircut done if you keep moving.......your more likely to lose an eye.
by Andrew T
"I'm sorry son but it must be this way..." "I know father, I know..." Legolas had real friends to help him bury bodies...
by thestonedkoala
That's funny, Legolas' bow is behind his arm but the arrow is in front of it...
by Toro
Coming soon:Hardware Wars 2
by
Voice coming from downatairs..."Tommy, put away your toys. It's time for bed."
by grob
Coming soon:Hardware Wars 2
by Boba Fatt
Watch out, Benjamin, behind you !
by the CIty of Fear
What the hell is Harry Potter doing behind Gandalf !?
by me
"Are you sure I said that ?"
by time to go back to the good old ones
And I thought the"Holiday Special" was dumb!
by Big D
This stupid one's not worth the effort!"
by TFN Fanatic
by
"When do I get to carry a REAL light saber?!"
by Gold Leader
Legolas and Anakin battle for the hearts and wall space of 14 year old girls everywhere
by Kebis
No sir, I didn't see you playing with your dolls again!
by Ajent Orenj
Interestingly enough, Legolas was using the arrow merely as an aiming guide, for he was about to fire his own arm.
by Ajent Orenj
46-year-old Loser: "Man this Happy Meal is gonna be worth millions!"
by Ajent Orenj
"C'mon, Legolas, you know how it works; you scratch my back, I scratch your foot..."
by Lily Fantome, the Menace
Anakin: "Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for... oh wait, that's not my line."
by Ajent Orenj
"You put your arrow in; you put your saber out; you put your...
by Lily the Hokey Pokey Menace
Legolas: "We demand......... A SHRUBBERY!!!!!!!!" (Python fail me not)
by Ajent Orenj
Hand over the Episode III script, Lucas, or whiny-boy here gets it!!!
by blah
H.Christensen: "Whoa, whoa, whoa!! Let's all just relax. This is just a simple mistake. I'll be on my way to the Star Wars set, now."
by Ajent Orenj
You can't win Legolas. If you strike me down, my franchise will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...
by GMT
Unusual editing leads Gandalf the Grey to say "Sick 'em!"
by Chad Evans
Not even bad script writing could convince Anakin that he was in any danger from Legolas's unique way of drawing a bow string.
by Chad Evans
SAY IT, SKYWALKER! I'm the prettiest Elf in the Fellowship!
by Cirrocco
Much to Anakin's chagrin, it wasn't SAM that would kill him if he tried anything...
by Cirrocco
Anakin: "Hmmmm... let's see. What would Brian Boitano do?"
by Ajent Orenj
How dare u! only elves wear braids in their hair!
by falkor
The Fellowship Of The Jedi - in cinemas now!!!
by rick Kenobi
Gandalf - I am your Father Anakin!!!!
by Mater Laugh
Now if only they were real...
by HandmaidenEirtae
Legolas: And do you still think The SW are better?...
by lookforSkywalker
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by jedi 123
Attack Of The...urmmmm....Clones???
by jedi 123
Gandalf - now i wont loose pathetically to a Balrog with this wind up life size Anakin Skywalker figurene with athentic working lightsabre
by Master Gandalf
Aragorn reveals his true identity to the fellowship
by gasp 223
Anakin - Right so the bad guy is using a RING!! to take over your world
by
You see LOTR can kick SW butt any day
by splitsecond
Gandalf: Shoot, Legolas, shoot!
by Kalvin
Star Wars Episode 3: The Lord of the Rings
by munkle
Anakin: "Aack! You've got such a huge..." Gandalf: "LIGHTSABER!"
by Jen
Wow, Sam grew up a lot faster than Frodo.
by Darth Whatever
Legolas: you take that back Star Trek is much better then Star Wars
by Trek rules
Never say live long and prosper to an elf
by munkle
Wow, these classic literature references that Lucas is putting in Star Wars films are getting a lot more obvious.
by Darth Whatever
Anakin regrets saying LOTR smells worse then the inside of a tantan
by munkle
Wow, these future movie references that Tolkien put in the Lord of the Rings books are getting a lot more obvious.
by Darth Whatever
Anakin: Wow, what a crazy dream... Legolas, you were there! You too, Frodo! And so were you, Gandalf! What a crazy dream...
by Darth Whatever
"Is that a bow in your hand or are you just happy to see me?"
by Darth Whatever
Frodo: "Who is that, Gandalf?" Gandalf: "That's Legolas, he's just holding his bow wrong." Frodo: "Oh... And what about the man with the light sword?" Gandalf: "Beats the hell out of me."
by Darth Whatever
Frodo: "Who is that, Gandalf?" Gandalf: "That's Legolas, he's just holding his bow wrong." Frodo: "Oh... And what about the man with the light sword?" Gandalf: "That's Sam, he's gone nuts."
by Darth Whatever
CRAZY EPISODE 3 TWIST: Gandalf was behind the clone army all along!
by Darth Whatever
It seems that we have a draw!
by Hurlingstu
'You won't feel any pain Anakin, It's will be just like George stabbing himself in the back by making the last two of your movies'
by Glen Patterson
a real life example of a stale mate.
by jokemaster
a recreation of the Riders of Gondor scene renamed Jedi Of Corusant
by jokemaster
we are the three aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa migos and amigos forever we'll beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by jokemaster
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by jokemaster
"I don't care if your not the 'one ring' or 'the one jedi', were still sending you into the flames of mount doom."
by Victor Roa
The shroud of the Darkside has fallen, begun the Trillogy wars have.
by DarthLucky
The Lord of the Rings:The Return of the Jedi...J.R.R. Tolkien never did like the idea of George Lucas directing LOTR...
by Sean
Outnumbered severely, Anakin would not have won had the little hobbit not been taunting him. Falling to the dark side, he ends his journey by destroying all of Middle-Earth.
by James Fett
Anakin finally realized, perhaps a little too late, that his earlier feelings were correct...he WAS in the wrong third installment of a trilogy....
by Fluke Starbucker
Legolas: Who are you? some kind of Elv with a fire sword?? Anakin: I think I'm lost I'm in the wrong movie.
by SITHREDJEDI7
Anakin: "No really! I'm here to kill Sauramon!"
by Dex1138
the jedi breathed so loudly i could've shot him in the dark...
by Jeremiah Vrenna
Legolas: Hey! You're not Aragorn! Frodo: And he's not nearly as pretty. Gandalf: I don't sense any kinship in him either. Anakin: But I bet Aragorn doesn't have to endure a Christmas special.
by Darth Moron
Anakin, While having a bow pressed against his back, sneakily brought up his lightsaber...
by rancortooth
"Legolas! Watch your Crotch! Oh, wait, I forgot elves don't have one..."
by rancortooth
"Legolas! Watch your Crotch!"
by rancortooth
Ligolas: Prepair to die Skywalker. Ani: You don't want to shoot me with that arrow. Ligolas: I don't- hey stop useing the jedi mind trick on me!!!!
by Nightmair of Yavin
Alex: LoTR v. SW, Aliens v. Predator, Batman v. Superman. Rob: What are movies that will never be made? Alex: Correct for one hundred.
by Padawan Drew
Anakin: Hey, I know you guys made more money than us, but you don't have to kill me to prove a point."
by JediKnightMeyer
You think yours and Gimli's game at Helm's Deep was good? How about "how many Jedi can I take down"?
by SithRingLord
Legolas: You do know where Saruman is DONT YOU? Anikin: WHO? Oh you mean Count Dooku, um no we are looking for him as well.
by Jedi Ottolam
I've the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a uh...
by SirNi
I wonder if Anikan can dodge this arrow
by MonJoe
Frodo: ARAGOOOORRNNN!!!
by JaegerGhent
Anikins plan to wipe out the fellowship: Hmm I can chop this guy in two, strike down the "crazy old wizard", and the lil dude with the pointy ears shall run away to a swamp planet! Perfect
by Jedi Ottolam
This is not the movie you're looking for. Move along.
by Myrddin
Anakin: Hey! All I said was that at least *I* could stand without the aid of a little green platform glued to my feet!
by JaegerGhent
And now, young Skywalker...You will die.
by JaegerGhent
Ummm, Legolas, why is your bowstring on the wrong side?
by DataDroid
That's no Aragorn, that's a Jedi, Baby!
by aiasadan
Listen here "light stick" boy, that will be enough of your attitude... Learn to respect your elders!
by vlmf128
looks like legolas isnt happy with aragorn's new look
by Mortichro
Wait, what?
by Jedi Joel
Gandalf- "Should I tell him the string isn't even touching the arrow? You'd think after two Ages he'd learn.
by SirNi
I felt a great disturbance in the Force as if millions of pre-pubescent, female voices cried out at once and were silenced.
by SirNi
He doesn't look so evil to...achk...thump.
by SirNi
I only wanted Liv Tyler's number...
by TKMark
Nice braid Jedi!
by Jedi Duritz
As Anakin, Gandoff, and Frodo look at the Mrs. of the house change, Legolos tries to kill the fly on Anakin's shoulder.
by Jedi Duritz
As Anakin, Gandoff, and Frodo look at the Barbi dolls, Legolos is the only one defending Obi-Wan against the house cat.
by Jedi Duritz
Keiblers new "do you believe in elfin magic" campaign.
by bantha master
New Zealand?!?! You mean this isn't Fox studios in Sydney?!?
by SWTony
Lucas and Jackson decided for the last of each of their installments, they would use clay animation.
by Jedi Duritz
Padme is mine! You must die Jedi!
by Jedi Duritz
Mark should not have said "I like your cookies" at the convention.
by bantha master
Toy Story finally gets some cool characters.
by JaegerGhent
When Yoda is mistaken for Smegal.
by bantha master
Anakin must be drunk, because even Hayden Christensen wouldn't get in a situation like this. The LOTR guys would've already been dead...
by JediKaputski77
JOIN US!!!! With our combined trilogies we can end this destructive contest and bring order to sci-fi fantasy!
by Darth Nupe
A little to the left...go up a little...aah, there's the spot.
by Thomas Corhern
Gandalf: Kill that whiny bitch
by Grand Admiral Jaxx
Legolas: With PLEASURE
by Grand Admiral Jaxx
BRACE YO' SELF FOOL!!! The bike! WHERE'S THE BIKE!!! It's the last cool thing in your trilogy and we want it now!
by Darth Nupe
No my name isn't Paulo. And I'm not an artist. Does this look like a paintbrush to you?
by Darth Nupe
Hey! Point that thing someplace else!
by Slider911
Please don't make me angry....you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
by Darth Nupe
Look I don't know anyone named Gollum and I haven't seen a ring but iF YOU DON'T GET THAT ARROW OUT FROM BEHIND MY HEAD WE ARE ALL GOING TO HAVE A REALLY BAD DAY!!! GET IT!?
by Darth Nupe
Oh Come on...let me be in the fellowship. I'll be good. I promise.
by Darth Fanboy
Your feeble acting skills are no match for the power of the Ring trilogy!
by Markus Lanio
Hey Legolas ...good thing neither one of us has any joints, otherwise someone might get hurt here...
by Nyarlathotep
Gandalf: Sorry Anakin. We won that top 46 contest, so you have to go.
by Master Fwiffo
Well, we were tired of Bikini Mud Wrestling, but the female fans were having a fit. So we decided, what could be better then Anakin and Legolas Mud Wrestling in Speedos?
by Master Fwiffo
Legolas says "A lightsaber is no match against a good, old fashioned bow and arrow. Get back to that Galaxy, far, far away....."
by Brendon McMicking
"Im am Robin Hood and this Is little John."
by Roy Alba
The Jedi breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark; if it weren't fot that lightsaber.
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER
"Doge this."
by buchol
"Dodge this."
by buchol
"Stop! Who are you!?" "I am Anakin, Son of.....uhh...uhh..um.....I'm just Anakin.
by Joolzzz
Ani: "I was just looking for a ring for Padm'e! Cause she's 'My Precious'"
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER
Star Wars Episode II: AOTCBKT (Attack of the Crappy Burger King Toys)
by buchol
You may only pass Anikin, son of...um... carrier of the light stick, if you can tell me why my bow is somehow, behind my back?
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER
"Stop! Who are you!?" "I am Anakin, Son of.....uhh...uhh..um.....I'm just Anakin." "Oh yes we heard of you, but your on the wrong set. You want the bluescreen down the hall."
by Joolzzz
Come on Gandalf, with this one out of the way, there's no way Episode III can overtake our lead in movie domination.
by Revrac Edalb
Begun... this ring war has.
by Tro-Ensha
"Something draws near... I can feel it" versus "Don't worry. I can sense everything going on in that room." You make the call.
by New Age Raven
Legolas: "Say It ! ... Gollum should win an Oscar. Not Yoda... Say It !" Anakin:"If Obi Wan was here that would make him very grumpy."
by Joolzzz
Ani: "I've got a bad feeling about this."
by Darth Shmarth
Was I the first to submit that!?! Was I, Was I!?!
by Darth Shmarth
oh, I didn't think so.
by Darth Shmarth
Who are you people? Your all so, so primative!
by Shint Sattare
Ani: "And then I go like this... and Legolas you go like that...that's right--put your bow right there...Now, do you see how cool we look?"
by Clairice
Frodo: "Come on, guys! I want to play, too!"
by Clairice
Gandalf: "All right, boys. One more round before dinner."
by Clairice
Get your filty hands off of me you damn dirty LOTR action figures!
by Aaron
Although the one in the robe looks a little like a jedi, and the one with the pointy ears fights like one, the short one with the ring is just, well, short! Hey, where did he go?
by Shint Sattare
Ani: "See? If I just BARELY touch with it, doesn't it tickle?"
by Clairice
A: "What is I just lift this loin cloth a TAD??"
by Clairice
Gandalf: I love it when the boys play rough......
by Clairice
Gandalf: What's this? All the boys are getting together to play and I wasn't invited?
by Clairice
Anakin "What the hell is your problem, your movie made more than mine."
by Maverick4101
Frodo: Won't I ever grow up?
by Clairice
Legolas: Hold it right there, pal; that Lembas is miiiiine...
by Clairice
"STOP WHERE YOU ARE! THIS IS THE Fellowship Police!! PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!"
by Cory
Anakin finally meets his match, a tall blondie in tightsm and an old man with a walking stick.
by Nonya Goddardio
TFN Servers are flooded with jokes similar to, "For the last time, I don't have Portman's phone number."
by Cranie
I bet your jedi abilities didn't see this coming!
by Jason M.-Dallas, TX
I bet your jedi abilities didn't see this coming!
by Jason M.-Dallas, TX
Take back the comment about my tights or else.
by DarthToops
Legolas: Don't move, Jedi! Take him away!
by John the Enforcer
"You move, I shoot."
by Dez
Tonight on Celebrity death match!
by Jedi Knight 666
Anakin finally recieves his punishment for crying like a baby
by Boshek knows
listen i thought all the elves were like 300 years old i didn't know she was your daughter and only 16
by Solid snake
And in the next episode of the Twilight Zone......
by Chase Peterson
"Oops...wrong movie set...my bad guys!"
by Preacher Dan
Gandalf:Steal OUR fans will ya?Let him have it Legolas
by Jedi Knight 666
that tickles
by dixie wrecked
Legolas:Steal MY fangirls will ya?
by Jedi Knight 666
How Anakin Skywalker really becomes Darth Vader. An arrow threw the neck.
by Jobba the Hutt
wait a second this is a star wars site. what are you doing here
by abbie doobie
Anakin:Uh....I was only joking whan I said SW was better,honest!
by Jedi Knight 666
Put down the lightsaber, back away slowly into your own universe and no one will get hurt
by Obi-Wan Brandini
The old guys not Obi-wan, the short ones not an ewok, and I sure as hell aint yoda punk!
by Tim C. TK-1187
yes i said it, my balls are bigger than yours
by thatoneguy
I swear she never told me her age
by jake at fc
mess with daddy and your gonna get spanked
by bunter
"C'mon, pull my arrow!"
by DX-66
...crap.
by Edgar Greyshadow
legolas-back to the pits that spawned u, rebel scum!!!
by me
Wait a sec, isn't the arrow supposed to be attached to the bowstring?
by eh?
anikan- "don't make me hurt u w/ this!" legolas- "u wuld be dead before u had dealt the blow..."
by me
Legolas: "I am sexier then thou. Say it!" Anakin "Hey, I'm not the humor editor! Why are you threatening me?"
by Princess1
In order to assist the Emperor with galactic domination, Anakin was sent to Middle Earth to find the One Ring.
by Darth Duko
A crossover that should never happen.
by Darth Duko
An elf is never a match for a Jedi with the Force as his ally.
by Darth Duko
What the...? GEORGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Tanara (Kill Peter Jackson, please?)
No, no, I don't want to keep the One Ring, I just want to borrow it for a little while.
by Darth Duko
Post Script for why SW beats the tar out of LOTR: The MEN don't wear panty-hose. Nuff said.
by Tanara (LOTR Hater)
Suddenly Anakin felt a prickly sensation on the back of his neck but knew not what was causing such a feeling. He then followed the arrow to the problem.
by Darth Hideous
Use the Force Legolas!
by Darth Platipus
Ahhh, you may have the pointy thing stuck in my back, but how are you going to fire that piece of junk with the bowstring on the WRONG SIDE of your arm?
by Tanara (LOTR Hater)
Oops, wrong trilogy
by Grego
Legolas: "Hold still! There is, um, something on your shoulders. . ." Anakin: "But there is nothing on them except my head!" Legolas: "I know. Hold very still. . ."
by Darth Hideous
Legolas: This party's over!
by huh?
Wait that's the wrong movie!
by huh?
i culd A: use the force to fling the bow outa his hands then spin around & decapitate him or B: take the arrow in the back & writhe on the ground in agony... THWAP!! argh! shulda gone w/ A
by iluvkungpow!!!
...and I'm not bald.....or black!
by huh?
legolas- now tell me i look like a girl!!!
by me
So, ya still think your movie's better..punk?
by yodalicious
"I would cut off your head, if it stodd but a little further from the ground." "You would die before your stroke fell."
by Nemesis
legolas- there is no curse in elvish or the tongue of men for such treacherous acting ability!!! THWAP!!!!
by me
Dodge this.
by Darth_kal-el
The force is in me the force is in me the force is in.......
by leif
by reemi
c : Enter ##
by Spot
his light saber is so bright we could have shot him in the dark
by leif
(Archer) Who is he? (Gandalf) Shoot first, ask questions later!
by reemi
Anakin goes to chop off Legolas' arm after Legolas tells him he costs more than him!
by Amythest
You've gotta be a pretty bad archer to draw a bow through your arm.
by crimson
Look Gandalf I caught the darklo.....(gasp, gasp)
by Darthhoss
anakin's major advantage in this battle is that he has moveable arms and legs
by me
Yoda plays out one of his contingency plans with his toy dolls.
by Rabbit Kekai
Oh no... not more LOTR... you don't expect me to come up with a caption for this, do you?
by Kenya Starflight
Gandalf: "If we end Anakin's life, we'll turn one man's cause into a crusade."
by Soontar Cerulien
Legalas: Okay Frodo, roll the dice to see if I hit him. Anakin: But I wanna cast; Magic Missile! Gandalf: Why are you casting magic missile? Anakin: Um, I'm attacking the darkness!!!
by Willbur the Lobster
legolas- orcs!!! gandalf- no u idiot, that's anakin. legolas- can i shoot him? gandalf- no, then there wuldn't be an episode 3... let him have it!!!
by me
shoot him legolas!! shoot him down!!!
by me
Anikin with the Force vrs. Legolas with bow... Hmmm no contest here.
by Bowman Gavin
When Ani found out that the Fellowship was behind the Tusken Raider... well, you can guess.
by Bowman Gavin
How Ani REALLY became Vader: The One Ring.
by Bowman Gavin
Apparently Legolas took placing runner-up in SF Magazine's Sexiest Man contest a little TOO seriously...
by Kalahari Karl
Whoops, I think I landed on the wrong Island!
by rebadams7
Ya fealin lucky?
by kin
Sorry, wrong movie.
by Chris
Where's your "Force" now, wuss?
by yodathemovie
(Gandelf) This will be enjoyable.
by kin
"Us? We rob from the rich, and give to the poor"
by Gumpy
Legolas: Hold it there lightsaber-boy, you're stealing my thunder
by Maya the evil twin
His blade glows blue! Orcs!
by Tim Piper
Looking back on this day, Anakin decided that it would've been preferable had he known of the Mirkwood Elves' deep love of sand before striking up a conversation about his homeworld.
by Orange Crush
I don't care if it's "your precious"
by jpjp
"Don't move... there's a bug on your left shoulder!" - Legolas, "And there's one on your foot! Don't you guys have pest control in Middle Earth?" - Anakin
by WashuChanFan
Now that is cruel....
by UniversalDestiny
Anakin: "I've killed hundreds of battle droids with blasters., and you think that you're a threat with that childrens toy?
by T-Burns
Legolas: "Drop your wea....*gasp*
by T-Burns
In answer to all those queries concerning why the Star Wars universe looked more advanced in the prequels than it did in the Original Trilogy, George Lucas decided to make some bizarre changes...
by WashuChanFan
I think Legolas isn't happy with the results of the last top 46contest.
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist
You have 3 seconds to say LOTR is better.
by Chase Peterson
What business does a Jedi, a Gungan, and a green muppet have in the Riddermark? Speak Quickly!
by Jedi Mac Fan
"No George! You CAN'T digitally insert Lord of the Rings Characters into Episode III!"
by Kyle Dasan
Legolas: "Dodge this."
by Janson's Funny Twin
Listen, I was going to return the rung, Honest!
by Jeremy
Hey You Are Not Aragon!!!!
by Val Da Carr
Luke: So let me get this straight...I slay Vader dude in the french fry helmet, I dump my sister for the hottie elven princess, and then we all go play Warhammer? I'm so there!
by Donster
Force your way out of this one, you overmarketed tool!
by SKYHOPP867
The Fanboys wet dream: Peter Jackson directs Episode III
by Terribly_Mauled
Gandalf "Anakin, you know you don't belong on this shelf!"
by Garrett
"I just fucked a hobbit!"
by nevertobeposted
In a horrible turn of events, Anakin Skywalker has entered . . . . the Twilight Zone *cue Twilight Zone theme*
by AH
Crouching Jedi hidden Ring
by R2D2 Man
"You're not the real Anakin Skywalker, you're just an action figure. You are a CHILD'S PLAYTHING!" "You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
by New Age Raven
Anakin was fully suprised when he realised that Legolas was able to shoot arrows with his shoulderblades.
by sicksikmans
"Are you an angel?"
by Bucky Katt
Legolas has an opportunity to save us all a lot of disappointment: "If I loose this arrow... no Episode III"
by Jackson
Legolas:Your GP, or your HP ! Ani: Man, that is so lame. Gandalf: I swear i've heard that somewhere before...
by BrenDarklighter
"Accept it Anarkin; Our trilogy is just better than yours"
by Wili
Frodo, you have my bow! and my axe! and my lightsaber!
by Swingin' Vader
Legolas: Mwahaha, I have an arrow pointed at your head. Anikan: Yea, well I have a lightsaber pointed at you know where....
by BrenDarklighter
Anakin Skywalker steps into an alternate galaxy and meets a real warrior.
by Lorien
Arrow beats lightsaber ! Lightsaber beats magic ! Magic beats arrow ! I WIN !
by BrenDarklighter
Anarkin: "Bah! I can deflect your shots with my ligthsaber!" Legolas: "These are arrows, no lasers" Anarquin: "Uh-oh"
by Wili
"He's a spy from Mordor!" "No... I'm a spy from Lucasfilm."
by MoronDude
Anarquin: "Thanks God we are toys; they can't kill me"
by Wili
you do realize that this pose is even more uncomfortable with an arrow in my back, don't you?
by d'oh
"Um...this *is* a Galaxy Far Far Away, right?" "Hey, it's a long long time ago. At least we got something right."
by Lanna
No ! LOTR and SW in the same picture !? SACRILIGIOUS I tell you ! BLASPHEMY !
by BrenDarklighter
"You bring great evil here, Skywalker."
by Sytherea
A long time ago, on a shelf far, far away.
by Sytherea
Legolas: Once and for all, I shall own the hearts of ALL 13 year-old fangirls!
by lexu
Unfortunatly for Anakin, plastic arrows work slightly better than plastic lightsabers.
by lexu
"You may be the hot shot in your galaxy but here Frodo is the Chosen One!"
by Sytherea
"That's a great idea! Just give the ring to him and we won't have to bother going to Mount Doom to destroy it!"
by Sytherea
Begun, this Franchise War has.....
by Mango Fett
In a collaborative turn between Lucas and Jackson, the Fellowship decides to join the Sepratists.
by lexu
Anakin quickly discovered that blocking with a lightsaber was not nearly as effective on a bow.
by Sytherea
"There's only room for one pretty boy in this film and that's me!"
by Sytherea
"Nonono. I'm not with anyone named gollum! That bizarre CGI you heard was Jar Jar."
by Sytherea
Gandalf: "Yes, everything is proceeding according to my design..."
by lexu
Anakin and Legolas got into a lively debate over which movie had taken place first choronologically.
by Sytherea
Later, as Legolas was seen leaving the scene, bystanders noticed he was cackling and muttering "Still the prettiest..."
by TheJadesTrick
The prophecy of Anakin falling into a fiery volcano suddenly became much clearer.
by Sytherea
The debate over who was gayer raged on into the night...
by Sideburns
"Well seeing as this is the most powerful bow ever built you gotta ask yourself, do I feel lucky? Well do you, punk?"
by Sytherea
"What's this? A Jedi caught off his guard?"
by Mango Fett
"I swear! I just heard Dooku was hiding out in this sector and I came to check it out!"
by Sytherea
Ian McKellen has died and gone to Heavan. Around the corner is Jimmy Fallon.
by TheJadesTrick
"So you've heard of agressive negotiations too, huh?"
by Sytherea
"Look, if you really don't like the braid I'm sure there are some much easier ways to remove it."
by Sytherea
In hindsight, Anakin decided all of those Robin Hood Men in Tights jokes were probably a bad idea.
by Sytherea
TF.N uses action figures to re-enact their worst fan fiction submissions.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Never make fun of an elf's tights.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
"I am the prettiest man in this fellowship! Besides, when three thousand years old you reach, look as good you will not!"
by Sytherea
"I am not the lost member of NSYNC, now take it back!"
by Sytherea
ANAKIN: "So LOTR is better than SW, huh? LOTR THIS!"
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder
Look Legolas, if an army of battle droids and Geonosians couln't stop the guy, I don't think your little bow will do the job either.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Legolas: "Nooo! I'm the only one is a fantasy saga who can have a trademark braid!"
by lexu
In a hole, in the ground, lived a TFN humor page editor...
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder
This is just too disturbing for a caption...
by khellhound
Coming this winter to the cartoon network, the Lord of the Rings/Star Wars Holiday Special
by khellhound
Well 3 blonds + weapsons= I'm not saying
by Anifan
Anakin: "Ben told me enough! He told me you killed him!" Legolas: "No, Anakin,I AM an action figure." Yeah, you saw this one a mile away.
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder
Legolas: "You have strayed into the realm of the little man from New Zealand."
by lexu
"Now I'll be the only blonde hair mythical movie hunk!"
by Jedi Chance7
A view of Peter Jackson's desk.
by Jedi Chance7
One ring to rule them all, one weird picture captioning entry to make all the TFN members pull their hair out thinking of a caption.
by Scruffy-looking Nerf-herder
The ability to shoot an arrow is insignificant compared to the power of the Force.
by Dallas Jedi
Experiment: Chosen One with lightsaber versus elf with bow&arrow, midget with ring & wizard with cane. ... Chosen One wins ...
by AnotherAgentSmith
That's not the blade that was broken! That's just the blade that was turned off!
by Chipper
Legolas: Too short for a storm trooper. Must be an orc.
by Chipper
Elves can be so touchy when going to a party and seeing someone with the EXACT same hair cut...
by HaHaRich!
Um... George is this in my contract?
by some boozed up guy
Deleted AOTC Scene: Anakin must battle the evil Darth Legolas while Gandalf-Wan-Kenobi and Frodo Windu look on.
by Tan Ling Zao
"You would die before your stroke fell."
by shadowfax_dc85
oh please, i'm a Jedi
by albert
The jedi was breathing so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
by marajay
Anakin: What the hell?! Where'd that damn hyperspace jump take me?
by SailorJedi
Gandalf: "Legolas, go ahead, rid us of his stupidity."
by shadowfax_dc85
Being the only Star Wars figure on Bobby's shelf, Anakin was subject to constant death threats and beatings.
by Tan Ling Zao
Yet another fight breaks out at a fnatasy convention, fortunately the participants in the brawl were only 3 and 3/4 inches tall and only a gi joe jeep got topled and burned
by coran thulle
Gandalf: "I can only have one apprentice. Go ahead boys, duke it out!"
by marajay
~sigh~ "Yet another pathetic life form."
by shadowfax_dc85
Ohh you bet your sweet a** I'm shootin' first!
by Darth Nupe
Frodo orders Legolas to teach Anakin a lesson about copying "Sting's" colour with his lightsaber.
by Tan Ling Zao
I'm NOT gay!
by Grand Admiral Gary
"Do you feel lucky...punk?!"
by Tan Ling Zao
Legolas: "You is a long way from home, ain't ya boy?"
by Ajent Orenj
Legolas: Hey! What you wanna bet I can put this arrow through your head faster than you can scream for mommy?
by SailorJedi
...and we shall flow a river forth to thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be...
by Ajent Orenj
Heh. Why don't you guys call Captain Picard, Spiderman, and Neo...that might even make this interesting.
by Darth Nupe
Yet another fight breaks out at a fantasy convention, fortunately the participants in the brawl were only 3 and 3/4 inches tall and only a gi joe jeep got topled and burned
by coran thulle
I can' t stand the Lord of the Rings and Star Wars Comparrisons any More! So one of us must go...now who will it be?
by JangoVader
GEEZ!! Don't you ever run out of arrows!?
by walking carpet
Is that an albino gremlin on Gandalf's shoulder?
by walking carpet
take back what you said about the halflings feet or the arrow flies
by walking carpet
Legolas-I am sooo going to kick ur @$$. Hayden-gandy-SHUT UP!!! *thwaps both*
by
This party's over Darth!
by Seahound
Anakin : No, you won't shoot me, because when I fall over forwards my lightsaber will go UP.
by Nemesis
Legolas: Jeez, you suck.
by Name not included
Hand over your wallet!
by Vinny
Anikin: This is the set of Star Wars right?
by Quinn Faerber
Just say it: "LOTR IS better than SW"
by Legolas
"Dodge this!"
by Darth Foo
in background* ILL KILL HIM!! Anakin-*sweatdrop*umm...okies, bye now!*runs into gandy* gandy-YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! *thwap*
by vsds are my best friend.....bwahahaha!
Anakin:"Ahem, you know, after all, who can tell the diference between Moria a Genosis?
by Wili
Anakin " At least my feet move..
by Darth Foo
Anakin:" Oh you think your cool, cuz you surfed a shield down a stairway? Well I surfed a giant flea cow thingy!!!"
by Darth Foo
Anakin:"I nailed a princess in my movie... You just have an odd relationship with a dwarf..."
by Darth Foo
Legolas " Hold still.. I'll take off that stray lock of hair..."
by Darth Foo
Wow! The orks got lightsabers now.
by Timmy
"Say it: Elevs are not girly looking! Now!"
by StarWarsPhreak
Hey George Lucas ripped off our creator, let's get Anakin!
by Hamish
Anakin: Hey, buddy, i don't want any trouble, I just think your midget buddy's ring over there is really nice, and if you don't get that thing out of my face, i'll totally go Tusken on you @$$!
by TheMagicBagel
Star Wars fans cower in fear as their site is taken over by LoTR fans.
by Jaya Solo
If you say "Yippee" or "I hate sand"... God Help me...
by Jesse D
Taking to heart criticism about relying too much on special effects, George decides to cut back on the CGI for "Star Wars Episode 3: Meh". Oh, and something about LOTR action figures. Yeah.
by Ugly Pig
Apparently, hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for plain old bow and arrows, either.
by Ugly Pig
Gandalf: "This party's over" Anakin: "I don't think so" Blonde dude: "Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is."
by Jesse D
"This Fellowships not big enough for the both of us..."
by Grogh K Ugh
Yo just gotta ask yourself one question, "Do ya fee lucky? Well punk? Do ya?"
by Grafix
Go ahead and shoot, it won't be real flesh much longer anyway.
by Java the Hut
If you spare me, I know this senator I can set you up with.
by Java the Hut
"Just a little higher, just, just a little higher!"
by Grafix
Aragorn Skywalker vs. Goblins in Moria
by Yo Mama
"Dont Move Jedi!"
by JediMidyan
"You will breathe so loud I could shoot you in the dark!"
by Just Saber
Legolas: How did YOU get a cameo in this movie?? Anakin: Didn't you know? Peter Jackson said that I was such a good actor that... *ug, ah!!!* *thud* Legolas: Oops, my finger must have slipped.
by Grafix
Gandalf: No Legolas you can not shoot the Jedi. Legolas: Please Gandalf, Jedi Padawans make such good targets
by Kenobi of Avalon
Legolas: Oops, my finger slipped... Oh well, no more Hayden for Ep 3!
by Grafix
Anakin: Hes holding my back! Do'h! I knew I would mess that line up...
by Grafix
As long as we're mixing our movies here: "Dodge this."
by Cirrocco
I'm gonna get one of these captions!!
by Grafix
Anakin hunts down Dooku only to find himself in the wrong movie
by Jedi Midyan
Legolas kills a Jedi at point blank range.
by Grafix
Frodo: Sting's glowing, but that is no Orc.
by
Legolas: Dodge this! (heh, think matrix....)
by Grafix
A good sacrifice for the homor section being updated more frequently.
by Chase Peterson
Frodo: Sting's glowing, Gandalf, but that is no Orc.
by urecht2001
by I don't like the looks of this......
I don't like the looks of this......
by plutoneam
Gandalf: You will not go any further! You are a cohort of Sauromon's, are you not? What other reason would you be hanging out with Christopher Lee?!?!
by Vaeo
Legolas takes steps to insure "Return of the King" will win out over Episode III at the box office.
by Jedi Bob
Legolas thinks to himself, "I wonder what would happen in Episode 3 if Anakin was already dead by then........
by Vaeo
Throw in some beer and a mud pit, and you got yourself a fight.
by Taun Weenie
"There is evil in you. I can feel it."
by RD
Finally the age long debate is settled... which is faster, Jedi or Elf reflexes?
by El-Rondo ala Turk
Scene from "Toy Story 3- fanboy turf war"
by Jar Jar bites
OW! You stab my toe! I shoot you!
by Chef Boy-ar-u-Dumb
"I hear you're the 2nd best cop in L.A." "That's funny, I heard the same thing about you."
by Ray Tango
Who are you calling ewok?
by zakksavage
ARROWED!!!!!!!
by Strong Bad
Gandalf: "Girls, Girls, you're both pretty."
by Scat Man
I smell another crossover special.
by La Za Kesau
After sitting here coming up with brilliant captions I realize.... these are toys, I have a life, and it wouldn't matter, the force would kick their.....
by AZ
When will you people stop the rivalry? SW and LOTR are completely different... one's Sci-Fi, the other's Fantasy... can't we all just enjoy both movies? Just let it drop already!
by King Ralph
"I've got him in my sites, Moneypenny."
by 00-Renton
"Hey, I know you came for Christopher Lee, but you don't have to use force! We will gladly give him over. It'll solve our Sith problem."
by Eva
i knew episode 3 would suck
by Ram-Man
Gandalf let me just kill da damn jedi hez our competition hez our true enemy not that guy with da one eye!.....frodo: Noooooooooooooo!....up too late ..gandalf: fly u fools
by Frankie
Ummm...wrong movie!
by TheLegendaryChosenOne
That sand line might have worked before, but you try it on me again and I'm gonna shoot ya.
by dx3
If this is Episode three, then I'm renting ya-ya sisterhood instead.
by Darth Spike
A little know fact about LOTR, Hayden was originally cast as Saruman
by dfhsfghdgfnsdfghs
you would die before your stroke fell!
by data68
If you look down I just cut off your......
by Panicin' Skywalker
Did you realize that we shrunk?
by Panicin' Skywalker
Dodge This...
by bob
"What was that you put in last week's Top 46 list, buddy?"
by doggans
" I will now do what everyone human wants to do, destroy the worst SW figure!"
by Steven M. Higgins
"Well, punk, I guess the question you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky?"
by doggans
"Hold it, Anakin, there's a fly on your back! Don't move...don't move..."
by doggans
"All right, buddy, we'll see who the girls think is hotter once and for all."
by doggans
I didn't think Sauron could be this little Queer!
by ken
Umm... I take it this isnt the right room for the star wars convention!
by Jedi Padawan Leigh
Largolas: You're in the wrong franchise. Star Wars is five franchises to the left.
by Crimsonboyy
GANDALF: "Yeah, I know Ben Kenobi was based on me, but there's no way I'm taking you as a padawan. Legolas, finish him off."
by doggans
the power of a measly 12 inch bow and arrow is insignificant to the power of a 20,000 degree lightsaber!
by blah :)
you do understand that jedi have the ability to turn aroung and chop this dudes head off before he can even think about letting the arrow go... right?
by blah :)
Tell me again how Star Wars is better than Lord of the Rings, flyboy!
by Darth Lairdman
A scene from "Return of the Jedi King"
by Darth Lairdman
you just need to chop the lightsaber back a few more inches....
by blah :)
OH YEAH! I"M GUNNA TURN THE MACARONI PENGUIN INTO REAL MACARONI!!!!!!!!
by blah :)
I told you LotR is better...
by JAdams
don't worry master. I have the eyes of a hawk, and the ears of a fox... oohh...
by Jeff GoodSmith
when worlds collide
by Jeff GoodSmith
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good bow on your side, kid.
by Darth Lairdman
Do not let him speak, he will cast a spell on you.
by Jeff GoodSmith
I have a bad feeling about this...
by Jeff GoodSmith
Legolas: "You just killed Gimli!" Anakin: "Sorry, I thought he was an Ewok."
by Darth Lairdman
The SW vs. LotR wars come to a whole new level as geeks from both sides get into a fight...
by JAdams
Anakin: The dark side is dangerous, I think I should go back. Legolas: You have entered the realm of The Lord of the Rings, you can't go back.
by Darth Herbert
Legolas:"You have been sent by Sauron, have you not?" Grandalf: "YOU... SHALL... NOT... PASS!" Anakin: "Ease off, you guys! It's not like I'm a real threat to anything, now, am I"
by ArabianShark
Legolas:Put your hands up! :::Anakin lifts hands and cuts Legolas' head off::: Uh,sorry?
by GAlpha2000
"YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!! *slice* oww lightsaber wound. . . "
by rancor_fury
The LOTR-Star Wars debate in the hands of a LOTR geek
by Jeffbee13
One lightsaber to rule them all, one lightsaber to find them. One lightsaber to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them
by Darth_Morland
What the hell is that bow doing behind his back? How is he suppost to shot that arrow? at leaste Ani's loosely holding onto his saber!
by Dupsi
Ani's ADHD is so bad he can't even pay attention to his own death!
by Dupsi
Now Frodo, pay attention, see what happens when people turn to the dark side?
by Darth Herbert
LOOK OUT ANI!
by Dupsi
oops, pressed enter to soon lemme fix that
by Dupsi
LOOK O - - damn, its not funny anymore, bye bye
by Dupsi
What would Chewie Do
by Ace 1
Hell hath no fury like a women, er, elf scorned...
by Kalahari Karl
Legolas: Still the prettiest!
by DJ Jazzy Trelane
Fool! You were supposed to get that Spears chick!
by Schetch
"Anakin....give the Ring back to Frodo...."
by JediTook
And here they are, The Beatles.
by carboitehydrates
Fool! You were supposed to get that Portman chick!
by Schetch
Orlando/Legolas: "You are mistaken, Hayden, *I* am the prettier one!"
by Glasspanther
Orcs? no I'm looking for some sand people! Hey good luck to you too!
by Vesp
*Whine* Legolas is holding me back!
by Red 5
Legolas: "Anakin, that is a mighty big lightsaber you're packing there...but then...SHAZAM check this bow out for size!"
by Glasspanther
The Great LOTR vs. Star Wars Debate quickly turned ugly.
by Pseudonym
OK! OK! I get the point!
by Son Of Jorel
So Owen was right, that man was just a crazy old wizzard...
by Red 5
Legolas: "Do you feel lucky punk? Well...do ya?"
by Darth Coconut
A shotgun wedding really isn?t necessary. I WANT to marry Padme!
by Son Of Jorel
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for the power of the dark side!
by Red 5
Dude, did Toy Story get cool or what?
by Je-Larr Deo
"Jedi breathe so long I could have shot you in the dark"
by Boy-Kenobi
Hayden?s new acting coach for EpIII.
by Son Of Jorel
A shotgun wedding really isn?t necessary. I WANT to marry Padme!
by Son Of Jorel
Anakin: ?Hey, how are you pulling back the bow when the arrow is in front of you and the Bow string is behind you? They're not even connected!?
by Darth Pocky III
My kid got a new camera
by carboitehydrates
Is this what passes as the village people these days?
by galder
A Sith Lord says what?
by Son Of Jorel
Why is Legolas aiming at Gandalf?
by Doran
First look at the new Pixar film 'Toy Story 3'.
by We Three-P.O.ed
Dude, where?s my...EH!...this joke is played out!
by Son Of Jorel
We know the arm detaches, so just give up!
by Son Of Jorel
Anakin: ?You may think you have me beat, but watch!? (Bends at the waist and the arrow flies over) Legolas: ?How did you do that!?? Anakin: ?I have the power of 5 point articulation!?
by Darth Pocky III
Someone's been taking pictures of my dreams again.
by carboitehydrates
TOY STORY 3 (After which Pixar told Disney they could kiss their backsides and went off to make their own movies without the Lifesucking HellSpawn of the Mouse Kingdom ruining with their 2 cents)
by McJedi
Moments before we get to see the transformation of Anakin to the Dark Side and the first of his many lovely Choking deaths
by McJedi
Trouble. That's what you got when Star Wars and LOTR were filming at the same location on the same day.
by carboitehydrates
Obi-Wan: i haven't seen you this nervous since you fell into that pit of Elves & Hobbits
by samoth
Anakin: jokes's on him. he's got his bow on the other side of his arm.
by Cr33dos3
Anakin to Padme after this scene: "I killed them..I killed them all. They were like animals short furry funny-earred long bearded animals. And I slaughtered them like animals."(I think SW wins)
by McJedi
I soiled my armor I was so scared. GREAT KID! Don?t get cocky!
by Son Of Jorel
If you spare my life, I will make you all Bounty Hunters when I become a Sith Lord.
by Son Of Jorel
Anakin: That midget has stolen the ring of the shwartz. Legolas: They prefer to be called little people!
by Abi the Krazy Elf Girl (Keg) & fiends
My bad! Wrong movie.
by Cr33dos3
L:Block this. A:Oh shit.
by Darth Goon the grey
Turning to the Darkside really wasn?t what Anakin expected after he craps his pants.
by Son Of Jorel
You never know who you are going to run into at these Sci-Fi conventions.
by Son Of Jorel
Put that thing away, you're going to get us all killed!
by JediMaster007
Legolas: Trust me Anakin. That fly on your shoulder is good as dead... stop laughing Gandalf!
by Jerry Only Returns
Just let Mr. Jones do all the talking from now on and you'll be fine
by Darth Alf
After Anakin meets the cast of Lotr he suddenly doesnt find Padme attractive anymore.
by Doyle
Why didn't you guys tell me we were playing LOTR today! I thought we were playing AOTC!
by Son Of Jorel
Why didn't you guys tell me we were playing LOTR today! I thought we were playing Harry Potter!
by Son Of Jorel
You COULD fire that arrow IF you had any movable extremities.
by Son Of Jorel
"Get out of my bar, freak!"
by Darth John
I'm loosing the Box Office to a wizzard who can't operate a razor and an Elf who's bowstring is tied to his back?
by DJ Force
Wait..let me get this straight. This is all about a ring that you have to bring back? Why? You don't like the matching necklace?
by Waterfarmer
Trying to rid himself of his jealousy, Orlando threatens to kill the real hearthrob Hayden but being the great jedi that he is, Hayden strikes Orlando in the crotch in the nick of time.
by blah
Dang, Han thought he had it bad with those ewoks.
by megHan
"I was really kidding with the bit about being your father!"
by Sytherea
theforce.net server crashes from all of the Dooku/Saruman caption submissions
by Son Of Jorel
Anakin takes an interest in archaic technology
by MrBeanTroll
Okay, I'm giving this one to Anakin. Why? Well, A) Legolas is holding the bowstring with his shoulder blade (?) , and B) Stiff-armed Elf with a bow vs. articualted Jedi with a lightsaber? No contest.
by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli
And here a visual representing LotR vs Star Wars in the box office.
by Sytherea
I wish I had a dollar for every Dooku/Saruman caption submission you get!
by Son Of Jorel
"Sir?" "What...what...oh, you didn't see anything did you?" "No sir I didn't see you playing with your dolls again..." "Good."
by megHan
LOTR is better! We have superior figures!!!
by la la la
What's up with Legolas' bow? It looks like the string is drawn *behind* his arm with the arrow in front????
by Mara Jinn
Yup, this settles it...Orlando Bloom and Elijah Wood are WAY hotter than Hayden!
by Mara Jinn
"Anakin! This is no time for your John Travolta 'Stayin Alive' impression!"
by Porto John
Gandalf- "Give into your hate Legolas, and your trip to the dark-side shall be complete!"
by jakbrown22
Looks like that's the last time Anakin will mock Legolas' long hair...
by Mara Jinn
Sand People? Never heard of them. Now put down the saber!
by Son Of Jorel
last weeks top ten contest has gone a little too far
by walking carpet
Anakin will never again take directions from Obi-wan when he is in a bad mood...
by Mrs. Kenobi
Oh Crap.
by Mrs. Kenobi
"You would die before your stroke fell!"
by Mara Jinn
Dude, where's my PRECIOUS!
by Son Of Jorel
Is that you behind me Palpatine? There is an exremely pissed elf that says if he kills me off, Middle Earth will dominate Coruscant.
by Mrs. Kenobi
Legolas: say it! say "Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars" Anakin: I'll never join you! You're not even a tru blond!
by walking carpet
Legolas: "Braid my hair cute like yours or I'll shoot you" Anakin: "Sure, and after that we'll use my lightsaber here to give the hobbit a pedicure"
by walking carpet
Gandalf: You shall not pass! Anakin: Say hello to my little friend. Frodo: Who me? Anakin: no! the light saber! Legolas: What's a lightsaber? Anakin: Who invited you cupid?
by walking carpet
Freeze, Dark One. You have transported us to a strange place. You will now take us to Mordor.
by Lord Avenger
Anakin knew he was in real trouble when he discovered his arm didn't bend at the elbow.
by Slager
Legolas : I'm prettier!
by LegomyLegolas
"This is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful bow in Middle-Earth. I know what you're thinking, punk- did I fire six arrows, or only five? Well? Do you feel lucky, punk?"
by El Mariachi
"Dont shoot me, we're fighting the same guy." "You're fighting Sauron?" "No, Christopher Lee"
by Jabba the Hatt
"Don't move or you gonna be dead with my arrow. Hahaha"
by Hubert Binienda
They make Lord of the Rings action figures?? When did this happen?? WHAT ROCK HAVE I BEEN HIDING UNDER??!
by Skaiwalkuh
The Jedi breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark....
by Baranostiel
umm, I think I am on the wrong set....
by Dra Dra Binks
And that was Anakin's last comment about legolas' hair...
by Mara Jinn - today's my birthday!!!
ya umm... legolas, i dont have time to play ur little cowboy and indians game... i'm kinda busy with trying to get my arm cut off
by andrew-womprat
Get back! or I'll 'ave you, Long Shanks!
by Baranostiel
Who's faster? Your computer added glow aluminum tube or my arrow?
by Lord Avenger
"Get that bow out of my back, faery."
"That's Elf"
"whatever"
by EmperorBob
well it seemed like a good idea at the time!
by mike
Legolas:Freeze! You have the right to remain silent.Anything you say or do can or will be used against in the court of law. You will need an attorney. If you cannot afford and attorney, you will be...
by andrew-womprat
Anakin: "Before you kill me I must know is there a new TFN humour Editor because it was actually updated." Legolas drops arrow in awe. Gandalf faints. Anakin runs. Oh! the powers of the force!
by Sith Lord Moore
I think he's not Aragon
by Jaro Warren
Anakin: he he, this elf-guy is so dead. Legolas: he he, this jedi-guy is so dead
by SoloHan
"And this is why we didn't take advantage of the cheaper prices and film in New Zealand...."
by Erela
Pawn threatens Bishop!
by Son Of Jorel
The TFN and theonering.net showdown. Who will survive?
by Auston
SW III: Attack of the Arrow-Wielding Wizards
by Freaky little hooded creature
Frank? is this a prank? u told me set 13, and i'm at set 13... y r u laughing? stop laughin!!
by andrew-womprat
"Uh...Omri? Now would be a good time."
by AJP darth_Lucky
Only one whiny character per movie allowed, thank you, Hayden.
by HandmaidenEirtae
Listnen! I don't care how many hobbits he's had in bed! You are not gonna kill him! He's your flashlight!
by jedimaster7705
"No fair! At least give me a chance to spin around and do a few flips!"
by AJP Darth_Lucky
"Uh..Lagolas, We're plastic.How exactly were you planning to shoot that arrow?"
by AJP Darth_Lucky
Oh, so this is how Anikin turned to the dark side.
by AdaraEyre
"Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this shelf was taken."
by AJP Darth_Lucky
Wait. You mean to tell me that I spent all this time learning how to use a light saber and now i have to use that? Lucas, I will be in my trailer.
by AdaraEyre
Which is worse: Legolas' loss of masculinity or Anakin's loss of life?
by Menelmacar
Star Wars Episode XXXX: George Lucas runs out of ideas
by Darth Rob
This photo begs the question of how Legolas proposes to shoot Anakin when his bow and arrow are on opposite sides of his arm.
by AJP Darth_Lucky
All Anakin did was ask for second breakfast...
by distressed wookie
hey anie, open your ears a little wider so that i can get a good shot at gandalf!
by gabriel
How DARE you call my acting "wooden"?
by AJP Darth_Lucky
Robin Hood, King Arthur, and Merlin, in a Galaxy Far, Far, Away! Coming soon, to a theatre near you!
by Myn Donos
Do you know what we do to people who date their sister's around here?
by darth mac
I'm debating between "The Legolas in the Cupboard" and "Annie in Wonderland".
by AJP Darth_Lucky
"You're angry about the top ten list, aren't you?"
by Dejour
I mean, come on! The guys Leg-less!!
by jedijess
is that Harry Potter in the background?
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
by
...and then Anakin killed them all, took the Ring of Power (tm) and took over the galaxy.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
Why is his sword glowing? There are no orcs about!
by Xarzon
oh wait... it must be Frodo, the hobbit and not Harry Potter...cause he's not wearing shoes.... hobbits don't wear shoes...
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
Anakin: I would chop of your head yound wizard, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. Legolas: Don
by
Anakin: I would chop of your head yound wizard, if it stood but a little higher from the ground. Legolas: Don
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Anakin:I would chop of your head young wizard if it stood but a little higher from the ground. Legolas:I will kill you if you touch him. He is my son. Gandalf:hehe they'll never know im really sidious
by this is whythereshouldneverbe a SWLOTRHP
so... what are Gandalf and Frodo doing exactly? they sure seem to be doing a great job of standing there.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
The Macaroni Penguin... that's the greatest name ever!
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
Stiny! Get me a danish!
by Smooth Jimmy Apollo
LOTR won the top 46 contest!!! Prepare to die Star Wars scum!
by 83rd Clone
Poor Anakin's shipped crashed on some uncharted planet that he discovered was named "Middle Earth." The natives were not too friendly.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
unfourtunately, madame tussaud's wax museum just couldn't remember which christopher lee movie was with the lightsabers
by PrincessPadme
Hehehe, where's your "Force" now Annie?
by 83rd clone
Well, I'm at a loss for caption ideas now, but I think I want to make that image my desktop background.
by Trinity Kenobi-Fallon
Anakin whines and whined about how he should be treated like an adult. He then procedes to rush into a fight without back up and loses his hand. L'egolas just so kicks his skinny butt.
by 83rd Cloned Elf
"Look fellas! My sword is glowing blue! That means there are ewoks nearby!"
by Porto John
Anakin: I'm sorry, really! You looked like a girl from the back!
by Skychrono
For once, I can't think of who to root for... the elf dude is cool and young Anakin is a wuss... but I have an undying love for Star Wars...
by Dan Reyes
Anakin: I don't suppose you could just... call this a draw, could you? Legolas: ...no.
by
Anakin: I don't suppose you could just... call this a draw, could you?
Legolas: ...no.
by Skychrono
Anakin: If you strike me down, you'll just make my action figure cost more!
by Skychrono
Legolas: This'll just be a flesh wound.
by Skychrono
Legolas: An arrow to the skull. A gift that just keeps giving.
Anakin: Just kill me already.
by Skychrono
Anakin: Don't look now, but your furry friend and that old guy look a bit too close for comfort...
by Skychrono
Anakin: I take it back. Your mom isn't THAT fat. Happy?
by Skychrono
The action figures are the really the same size! They just put Frodo back further to make him look smaller! :-)
by Darth Herbert
Gandalf "Anakin, I AM your father"
by JediGean
Anakin: I didn't mean it like that, I call everyone I know a sissy elf boy.
by Skychrono
Okay, "Chosen One." Let's find out if Jedi are immortal, too.
by Master Maverick
How do we know we can trust this Skywalker?
by Little Frodo
Why is Anakin's hand larger than his head? and his arm...
by Darth Herbert
Bullies of the Trilogies strike again.
by Darth Herbert
Um, Legolas, your, ah, bowstring is on the wrong side.
by Darth Herbert
Silvius.
by Local ballet theater holdin 2in1 special
Legolas: "Dodge this."
by Ben S. Gaulk
Explaining my last caption, it was a reference to the Matrix. I realized a two word line, no matter how cool, might not be recognizable. I hope you appreciate me going the extra mile and decide to rew
by Ben S. Gaulk
ard me by submitting my caption.
by Ben S. Gaulk
TFN Headlines: Ian McLellan replaces Nick Gillard as SW fight scene choreographer/stunt coordinator
by Darth Herbert
Names in middle earth were symbolic, sometimes prophetic, as "Leg-less" the elf would soon discover
by Darth Herbert
"Dude, your name is Logolas, right? How do you expect to kill a Jedi Knight when you aren't even holding the bow right? I mean, even I know that the strap is held in the same hand as the arrow."
by Mike-Eel Ronaa
Don't move, Anikin! There's a fly on you
by Darth Troulos
And you shall have my lightsaber!
by Darth Whatever
I've got a bad feeling about this.
by Darth Whatever
EP III: Legolas Pokes Anakin With An Arrow
by Matthew McFarlane
"Short hair isn't allowed in Middle Earth!"
by Darth Whatever
Small Soldiers 2
by Darth Whatever
The real question is, which one is responsible for the geeks?
by Darth Whatever
Even while being attacked by the characters of LOTR, Hayden Christensen still manages to get his good side facing the camera.
by Ajent Orenj
Anakin: "Come on guys, I can change!"
by Darth Whatever
This is what happens when you drink and then go to the movies.
by Ntobin99
Silvius.
by skdhkajshd
Gandalf: Put the bow down Legolas! some that live deserve life... wait...no...eh... just shoot him!
by Robo
by Ben S. Gaulk
I'm sure he can survive an arrow lodged in his head if he just uses the power of the Dark Side.
by Ben S. Gaulk
PIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
by Ben S. Gaulk - I'm sure others try this
Thinking to promote harmony between all geeks, Peter Jackson and George Lucas scheduled a LOTR/SW fanfest. Hell erupted when fans disguised as characters brought in weapons.
by Ben S. Gaulk
Formerly known as "the elf," Leg-less would be nameless no more
by Darth Herbert
Yet ANOTHER pretty-boy hero begs for his arm to be severed.
by Obi Macaroni
Proof that us fans are pathetic: some guy calling himself "The Macaroni Penguin" spent several painstaking hours setting up action figures in order to get on TFN when he could've been hitting on girls
by Ben S. Gaulk
I apologize for the missing period in my last caption; there simply was not one extra character space and I could not squeeze it in.
by Ben S. Gaulk
I suggest that the humor editor allow us to send captions that are as big as we want instead of restricting our characters. That way we could send books if we felt called to.
by Ben S. Gaulk
It would also make your job easier, Mr. Supremely Awesome TFN Humor Editor That I Never Make Fun Of.
by Ben S. Gaulk
Are we allowed to use the caption entry form for personal communication with the TFN Humor Editor?
by Ben S. Gaulk
To be honest, I'm just desperate for attention. I feel lonely in this world, no one loves me. I don't care if anyone reads my captions! I just want the TFN Humor Editor to remember my name.
by Ben S. Gaulk
Anakin: I know som'sing you don't know. I am not right handed.
by Little Frodo
"i could smell the jedi a mile away"
by cyrus
I know you care. Please don't forget me. I love you (in a non-sexual way).
by Ben S. Gaulk
Frodo: Wow, I wish I got to be as evil as him in MY "episode 2"
by Darth Frodo
Edison failed 100 times before he finally figured out which filament would make the light bulb work. I will fail many more times before I get a submission posted. But like Edison, I won't give up.
by Ben S. Gaulk
Legolas was fed up with "Pull my finger" jokes.
by Ben S. Gaulk
Does that ^^^^^^^ count as a "Pull my finger" joke? I hope not. I was TRYING to be original.
by Ben S. Gaulk
To the TFN Humor Editor: I feel like I'm talking to a brick wall when I write you. I need a response of some sort.
by Ben S. Gaulk
The ultimate irony: the evil Dark Lord of the Sith is about to get killed by an effeminate elf. O, how the mighty have fallen...
by Ben S. Gaulk
by Ben S. Gaulk
The blank submission was an accident, I swear. My sincerest apologies.
by Ben S. Gaulk
Anakin: Guys, my sword is glowing! There must be orcs nearby!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
"You don't want to shoot me in the head." "I don't want to shoot you in the head." "You want to go get a decent haircut so you look like a man..."
by Ben S. Gaulk
"Man, there are some real freaks in this Outlander Club."
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Some fangirl out there is swooning.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
PLASTIC!
by starwarsman77
I know you're the TFN Humor editor, admit it.
by padme_amidala_19
by
One of these things is not like the other....one of these things just isn't the same...
by Angel 17
"I killed them...every one of them, not just the elf, but the wizard, and the halfling. They're dorks and I slaughtered them like dorks. I HATE THEM!!!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
An Elf, a Wizard, a Hobbit and a Jedi walk into a cantina -- which one pays for the inevitable mess?
by qhmotu
Legolas, teaches Anakin the "Lord Of The Dance" "Rings Style" while some short guy, and a guy with a beard look on...
by Mr. Gary Gordon Marquis
4 dolls, one with a bow, one with a lightsaber, one with a hat, and a short one.
by retrec 970530
Once Anakin and Legolas became friends, the Enterprise arrived and they all went through the Stargate to meet Spider-man. Then they escaped the Matrix and fought Rodan and Jaws.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
TFN humor fans were found using violence to keep The Humor Editor (Played by Hayden Christiansen) updating the site. But he fights back with Holiday Special Pictures (played by lightsaber)
by Kamino Acid
"Bow-Light-Sir..." (like the Bud- wei-ser commercials,as he's holding a Bow, and he's holding a light saber, and he has been knighted so he is a "Sir") ( that took me 3 minutes to type)
by johnie and baby
Then they teamed up with the Justice League to drive the Cylons from the Uncharted Territories. They were about to lose, but Doc and Marty showed up in the DeLorean and they went back to sixties to...
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Legolas: Too bad you don't have swivel arm action grip like G.I. Joe. Anakin: Kenner sucks!
by Darth Brooks
...help James Bond foil Mojo Jojo's plot to kidnap Mulder and Sculley. However, Jason, Michael Myers, Chuckie and Freddy Kruger tried to killed them all. Luckily, the Men in Black saved the day. Then,
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Anakin: Don't shoot! I may be destined for a life of evil and destruction, but it's not like I'm the TFN humor editor! Gandalf: He's got a point. Let him go.
by El Kamino
Legolas: "I'm more annoying than you!!!"
by beastierunner
...the Greatest American Hero and Michael Knight warned them all of an evil that could only be defeated by finding the Fifth Element. They recruited Rambo and John McClane (Die Hard) to find every it,
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
...and they caught all 351 Pokemon and found all seven Dragon Balls. Later, Dare Devil and Disney's Gargoyles defeated Dr. Loveless. The Sliders and Dr. Sam Beckett saved Babylon Five from Shredder...
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
...and Mike and the Bots made fun of the whole thing! (phew!)
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
when the star wars/lord of the rings cross over ran out of funding they had to take drastic measures
by The Emperors Daughter
You'll be dead before you could make that blow
by Tank
ooh my god he killed Gimli
by Tank
I read this fanfic. It was awful, and quite unsuitable for children.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
If Jar Jar directed "A New Hope"...
by Biggs
Dork Wars,right?
by Big D
X-files, season 11 premier...
by
Go see LOTR 2 again or the Jedi gets it!!!
by Qui-Gon-Crazy
Anikin would have sliced Legolas in have, but then remembered that his arm isn't bendable.
by Brian
Ok, I'll admit it was wrong to ask you if you found sand in strange places.
by Desperado
If Lucas keeps shitting the bed then Legolas and the rest of the badasses from LOTR are really gonna stick it to EIII
by I am Yoda
Sauron got to Anakin first....
by JerkRob
Aragon, I like your new sword and all, but you didn't have to hack off Ghimli's head!
by Matt
Reason number 42 that Star Wars is better than LOTR...
by Miriax
OK, this is too freaky to caption...
by Miriax
*GASP* LOTR really is better than Star Wars...
by Miriax
Another reason SW is better. Notice Anakin. Then notice three other guys in skirts.
by Emperoress Palpatine
NO! The giant box of Kleenex shall be MINE!!!
by Miriax
I just want to know where I can get a Legolas action figure.
by Emperoress Palpatine
Legolas: I refuse to be put into any more kinky yoai poses with this human.
by Emperoress Palpatine
I must have a hangover again...
by Miriax
The One Ring! It shall be MINE!!
by Miriax
Freeze Jedi!
by Lex
Anakin: "You wont be called LEG-olas much longer." Legolas: "What?" Anakin: "Look Down."
by JimmyWan
Anakin:"OK.who glued my light saber to the floor!?"
by Podracer
words fail me...
by hannah solo
Orcs are near. See, my lightsaber is glowing blue.
by Jedi Paken
"No legolas nooooo! look what youve become!"
by hannah solo
Oh no not another christmas special???????
by hannah solo
Anakin had no idea that the mission to Middle Earth would turn out so bad.
by Jedi Paken
Little did Legolas know that Anakin was wearing Mithril under his clothes.
by Jedi Paken
Hah! Two Words for you Legolas: "Fully Posable!"
by LukeHamill
Legolas: "Alright, Skywalker, don't move! I've got a bow and I'm pretty sure I know more or less how to use it!"
by Ajent Orenj
Give me Natalie's number !
by Cigaramoustache
This just isn't funny anymore.
by Foxbatkllr
I think the Albino Ewok attacking Gandalf from behind will win!
by Kar'Ghun
Does Frodo have to cry about everything?
by Kar'Ghun
Legolas finally had the chance to kill the evil Anakin, who was responsible for confusing SW fans everywhere into thinking Darth Vader wasn't cool.
by Kar'Ghun
They all look nice, but none can beat my Buff Luke!
by Darth Cheered
What business does a Jedi, have in the lands of Middle Earth? Speak quickly!
by Cranie
I'm looking for my Precioussss Padme. I'm guessing she isn't here.
by Cranie
Ah, this is the scene were Anakin fights a villainous shape changing pointy eared type armed with a Tek-Bow while Qui Gonn's Spirit and Yoda's Astral Projection watch how he escapes...
by Kar'Ghun
Gandalf - "The enemy, has many spies."
by Cranie
Can you say Cross-Over? In a desperate bid for increased revenue to fund his mad world domination bid, George Lucas makes a deal that chills Star Wars fans to the core.
by Kar'Ghun
"Tell us where Jar-Jar is, we've come a long way to destroy him!"
by Kar'Ghun
"Aha I'll just slip on my ring of invisibility and... Oh no wait that's the annoying hero in the other license!"
by Kar'Ghun
"Please don't kill me, I didn't mean to be such a bad actor, It's not my fault George wanted someone who could act his already bad script at it's worst!"
by Kar'Ghun
"Tell us the location of the secret Rebel base..." "Hey that's my line!"
by Kar'Ghun
If only Legolas had known that the Force could easily stop his arrow from leaving his bow, then maybe we could be rid of the rubbish Anakin.
by Kar'Ghun
Just off screen Captain Kirk arrives to save the day. Anakin:"Want to team up against the Trekkie?" Legolas:"Good plan"
by Kar'Ghun
Anakin may be able to kill defenceless Tuskens while they sleep but could he kill any one of these three one on one? Probably not.
by Kar'Ghun
McCoy: "He's dead Jim!" Kirk: "But that's impossible!"
by Kar'Ghun
Anakin: "Look behind you, a three headed Klingon!" Legolas"I'm not falling for that one again"
by Kar'Ghun
Anakin: "Look behind you, a three headed Klingon!" Legolas"Look behind you, a comedy double act"
by Kar'Ghun
Anakin: "Did you know you aren't holding your bow properly?" Legolas:"Did you know your lightsaber is just a stick?"
by Kar'Ghun
"The force you must use, escape you must!" "Shut up Frodo!"
by Kar'Ghun
"Did I mention the Mystic Saxophone?"
by Kar'Ghun
"Call that a knife? This is a knife!"
by Kar'Ghun
"If only Yoda were here"
by Kar'Ghun
"We're a wookie and two princesses short of a party!"
by Kar'Ghun
"I'm not the Anakin you're looking for!"
by Kar'Ghun
"We just thought we'd come along and tell you about the unshielded exhaust port so that we can steal the few Star Wars fans that remain! MUHUHAHAHAAAA!"
by Kar'Ghun
Anakin thought his remark about Elves being Star Trek rejects was maybe a little foolish.
by Kar'Ghun
"You can't kill me, I've got midichlorians!"
by Kar'Ghun
"Look over there, the one ring!"
by Kar'Ghun
Anakin's dancing impressed no-one
by Kar'Ghun
"uhh, pull my finger?"
by Kar'Ghun
"Ha, Orlando. People complain about MY padawan braid, but look at YOUR hair!"
by HandmaidenEirtae
Adventure, Quests, Wizardry, LOTR, a Jedi craves not these things
by Higja_Vinew
"All right, Aragorn. Hand over Isildur's Blade... G-hey! When'd you they your hair golden? Elf-wannabe! Eat arrow!"
by Venom
Ring Wars Episode II: Attack of the Crossovers
by Darth Roach
Has anyone else noticed how Anikan's lightsabre is 2 big for his hand?
by Darth Roach
Legolas: "Now tell me where you've hidden the key t o Padme's bedroom before I decide to save the Jedi"
by Darth Roach
Legolas:"Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well? Do ya??
by CombatWombat
"Uhhh... Gandalf... Are you SURE this is Rivendell? It looks a LOT different from the last time I was here..."
by Venom
And who said that LOTR Actors dont give stiff performances?
by BFC-Bobba Fett Chicken
You can't win, Jackson! ! If you strike me down I shall become more profitable than you can possible imagine!
by Elad Avron
Legolas: "How did you call me?" - Anakin: "You heard me, Princess Valium!"
by Elad Avron
Boromir shaves his beard and no one recognizes him.
by Darth Tom
Anakin: Arrow in my back or not, I still think we're better.
by Darth Tom
Legolas: One more badly delivered line and I fire.
by Darth Tom
Picture a circle around Frodo's head and the caption "What's this guy's story?"
by Darth Tom
Ring? What ring? (The real reason Anakin became Vader)
by Qui-Gon Tom
you a bit lost mate?
by robert
The Jedi breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark.
by Zippy the Magic Elf
Jar jar leaves or I release this arrow
by hannah solo
Nothing personal Anakin, but one Tyranic Evil Dude at a time is quite enough so I'll have to cut short your budding career!
by Darth Trabeculae
I've got a bad feeling about this!
by Darth Trabeculae
Fan Rage: What happens when Star Wars and LOTR premiers on the same day (thus the 6 month seperation in release dates).
by Darth Trabeculae
Ligolas: Prepair to die Ani: fine but if you're going to shoot someone shoot that double-crosser Christopher Lee
by Nightmair Of Yavin
Legolas, I came here with a peace proposal. Let's settle our differences and unite in the struggle against our common enemy: Titanic!
by bluemilkmonitor
Anikin couldn't decide which to attack first, beardie or blondie
by Attack of the Clowns
Attack of the Rings, or is it Lord of the Clones?
by Attack of the Clowns
Legolas discovers his heritage and is not too happy with the fact that he is yet another Skywalker while Anakin considers how to turned him to the Dark Side...
by Darth Trabeculae
"Clones to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle!"
by VInce
Obviously, they heard about our top 46 reasons SW beats LOTR... oh well, he was a bad actor anyway. NEW ANAKIN FOR ALL!!!!
by jedigrl2001
I'll teach you to TOY around with a classic
by Talk2bill
Dont you snap me with that big-@$$ rubberband, butthead.
by IonFizzle
Hey I just noticed. . . look carefully at Legolas's bow string: it goes behind his arm. The worst Anikin is in for is the bowstring snapping back and giving him a good-sized welt on his neck.
by rancor_fury
by rancor_fury
Spam. This site needs more spam. (Not junk e-mail, but processed meat.)
by rancor_fury
He is not alone, you would die before your stroke fell.
by Ben Broschart
Anakin knew he was in the wrong in movie. He just didn't know if it was Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter.
by Nobody Important
FEAR ME! I AM THE GREAT JEDI! (Legolas) The what?
by Trinity Morgana o' Hapes
Anakin easily beat the guy with a bow, but the wizard had amazing powers and soon it the Force vs. magic.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi
anakin: sorry wrong set
by ant
Dooku's hair had grown so much that Anakin didn't even recignize him.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi
In the new Lord of the Rings: Special Star Wars edition , the orc have been replaced with jedi, (lets see those little hobbits win now)
by ant
Anakin: You don't understand I'm not the TFN humor editor
by DataDroid
You see, Gandalf could of figured out who was a sith lord
by ant
I can't take it anymore. This kid whines even more than Frodo!
by Zack
Chosen one, one ring, which were we supposed to destroy? Oh well, this way Padme will be mine!!!
by Darth_Binks
What have you done with Gimli?
by Callisto
Chosen one, one ring, which were we supposed to destroy? Oh well, with Anakin out of the way, Padme can not resist my elven charms.
by Darth_Binky
Sigfriend and Roy in a previous life.
by swgpvp.com
Legolas: "Do ya feel lucky, punk?" Anakin: "In my experience, there's no such thing as luck."
by BeeDub
Battle of the pretty boys. I hope they BOTH get wasted.
by BeeDub
Anakin: "Legolas, your bowstring... it's not where it should be. I, on the other hand, have my lightsaber ready to slice off your little hobbit there."
by BeeDub
In a move that stunned Star Wars fans everywhere, George Lucas invited the cast of the LOTR to make a cameo appearance in Ep. 3 to gain a larger viewing audience.
by Lau-ra Anu
It seems I have stubbled onto the wrong set. I don't feel comfortable here, I am going to leave.
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER
Legolos "what have we here" Anakin "I swear she never told me her age"
by jacob from fc
Anakin "Beavis" Skywalker: "Are you threatening me? Boioioioing!"
by Jedi Master Lou
You are too close to harm me with that arrow elf.
by cap'n spock
"Anakin drop your pants i meen sabor"Says legolas witha grin witha Anakin with a strong lisp"I will never drop my pants i meen Sabor"
by Cooney Dave the Dark one
Legolas: "You would be dead before your lightsaber ever reached my crotch."
by Cellz
anakin "i deserve a second chance, she didn't tell me her age i swear it."
by the guy who deserves a second chance
I thought we couldn't HAVE SW vs LOTR RPGS....
by DeJade_Vu
Legolas: "Hey! Get out of our movie or I'll..." Anakin: "Hey, did you realize your bowstring is on the wrong side of your arm?
by tobywan
Not even Legolas was immune to Padme's leather dress.
by Keith
Hey, hey take it easy! She told me she got it at a pawn shop I swear!
by Darth Nupe
At this point The One Ring realizes that is has a new power known as the Jedi Mind Trick.
by Darth Nupe
Anakin: "You know, this lightsaber duel would look a lot cooler if you actually put down that silly bow and picked up a lightsaber."
by tobywan
Gandalf: "I like to watch."
by tobywan
Legolas: I told you already, Republic credits are no good here!
by Chewbubba
Ok, so you'll die AFTER your stroke fell
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane
Legolas:tell us where Christopher Lee is!
by
Gandolf: "Anakin, I am your father!!!!" Anakin: "No, that's not true. That's impossible!" Gandolf: "Your mother has a cherry red birth mark right around her..." Anakin: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!"
by Darth Nupe
Suddenly, all participants feel a strange sensation as Duncan McCloud enters the room.
by Darth Nupe
Don't Move Jedi!
by Her HIghness Julie
Dodge this.
by Nemo
Wax Museum: Year 3003: And here we have examples of late 20th / early 21st Century barbarianism. These models were from Harry Potter and the Jedi's Ring. Banned in the mid 2100s, sci-fi now serves...
by Darth Nupe
When universes collide
by Darth Rob
The result of TFN actully getting updates on time.
by Darth Rob
"If you aim that thing of yours any closer to my crotch you're gonna get it!"
by P?t?
by
Legolas: This is for beating us on the movie charts.
by David Fett
what is this, a joke?
by penguins like whoa
"Think we'll ever get off this dork's nightstand?"
by Darth Daevlyn
"Legolas! That's not an orc! It's a...a....Oh, what the heck. Shoot it."
by AJP Darth_Lucky
jahahaha killl
by pjjhhhh
"Frodo, I don't think we're in Kansas anymore."
by AJP Darth_Lucky
Dodge this.
by Rogue_0009
I don't care how many midichlorians you got, elves still kick ass.
by Rogue_0009
Tolkien fans retaliate after last weeks why sw is better than lotr top ten list.
by Rogue_0009
"Don't be too proud of your box office terror, the ability to rake in the dough is insignificant next to the power of having your own lightsaber." - Anakin
by Patrick Aquilone
Gandalf: "No, Legolas! That's the *wrong* Dark Lord!"
by Darth Bagel
Okay guys, I
by
Okay guys, I've found Boromir's stunt double!
by Kupokpok
Johnny: And welcome to Celebrity DeathMatch! Today's match stars several members of the biggest fanbases in the world (or are gods to sad little fanboys).
by Cszemis
this is starting to look like a Peter Jackson, George Lucas money making scam master minded my Jerry Bruckheimer...
by ribocybell cyben
That's the last time I'll ask for a bagel!
by Darth Sillious
by Joshua Bekcet
"Okay, Legolas, I get your point!" (rimshot)
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Show Gandalf your Schwartz or else!
by Vader Debater
After having locked the Indian away forever, the boy started putting all the cool action figures in the cubbard.
by Joshua Becket
Frodo: "Gandalf! We have to save Legolas!" Gandalf: "Uh...which one is Legolas again?"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Wait a minute -- that's not gollum!
by The fool who follows him
Star Wars attacks LOTR. LOTR attacks Star Wars. It's entertaining to watch.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Frodo looks on in the background as Anakin prepares to get his butt kicked by Nancy-Boy Legolas and that old wizard Gandalf
by Nym
"Take that you pervy hobbit fancier!"
by Sytherea
Who needs a caption? It's the best crossover ever
by CK
These people haven't seen what he did with the sand-people, huh?
by Obi Von Mando
"Wait 'till they get a load of me!"
by Obi Von Mando
Cupid the Elf: "Well, I got the queen. If you want this to work, it goes BOTH ways, ponytail."
by mattoly
After a night of fun, legolas forgot that his "arrow" wouldn't bring as much pleasure as it did last night to that lucky guy. (yep, I always thought Legolas was homosexual)
by Tim, Jedi
Whoa...Obi Wan DID warn me not to thake those deathsticks!
by Chris Labye
"Don't move Jedi!"
by el Jefe
Lord of the Rings Episode III: Return of the Jedi... King King we ment King
by cyrsu
Ooooh, yay! The two hottest guys from 2002 movies in the same place! Thank you SOOO much!!!
by Kyra Sunrider
Legolas: That's enough Eric. Gandalf: Charles? Where are you, my old friend?
by Daniel Glasglow
Fly you sith
by the Smith
Fly, you fool
by the Smith
Haaaaaaaaiiiiiii
by the Smith
(Legolas):You Would Die Before Your Stroke Fell.
by Rwhen 85
Man I wish I was (sniff) funny enough(sniff sniff) to get in
by the Smith
Eldbreth Gethoniel!!! you fool sith I bet you don't speak elvish
by the Smith
(Frodo) why is it that you guys always get to have all the fun while I'm hidden in the shadows
by the Smith
I hope I didn't send that last transmision twice
by the Smith
You know you can't win, I still have 4 episodes to go you have just the one. So put down the arrow and noone gets hurt. By the way nice mullet!
by langford
There's room for only one pretty boy here...
by Lord Demeos
Okay! Hand over the blue milk and no one gets hurt.
by Darth Lalallalalallalalalla
Anakin quickly learned not to insult hobbits, wizards, and especially elves.
by Tan Ling Zao
So...you don't like Burger King toys, huh ya little Jedi punk!
by Tan Ling Zao
Legolas: "Are you afraid?"
by Grim Melee
Later, Peter Jackson's digital effects team would replace Hayden with a scary Uruk-Hai Warrior.
by Tan Ling Zao
Legolas: "Are you afraid?" Anakin: "Yes." Legolas: "Not nearly enough."
by Grim Melee
When the blade started glowing blue Anakin the orc realized his error
by bob
I will withdraw my bow as soon as you retreat from our movie set...
by D@RK D@RTH V@DER
Lightsabers and hokey religions are no match for a good poison-tipped-arrow-aimed-at-your-back-at-point-blank-range!
by Dave
anakin:huh what ring i swear i dont got it
by
Give us Jar Jar, or die!
by ssyoda
anakin:huh what ring i swear i dont got it
by Master jedi michael
Things rapidly began to deteriorate in Al's Toy Barn, as sagging sales and the recent release of sci-fi convention Barbie caused emotions among the action figures to run unusually high.
by Oren Otter
Considering legolases arow isn't in the bow i think anakin has a pretty good chance.
by kin
No, I am the tackiest of them all!
by Darth Nosebleed
Hey Christopher Lee got to be in both why can't I?
by Ganon
"Wait a second, Legolas. He didn't mean to call you a fairy."
by Darth Calvin
Legolos: "Orc Twelve O'Clock" Anakin: "Where's Twelve O'Clock again?"
by Keels
Kill them all Anakin! Kill them all!
by Ganon
"Wait a second, Legolas. He didn't mean to call you a fairy."
by Darth Calvin
"Wait a second, Legolas. He didn't mean to call you a fairy."
by Darth Calvin
"just slowly turn around and put the lightsaber down...then you will kneel down and swear that lord of the rings is indeed better than star wars."
by aj
After the government admitted stem cell experiments, a horrifying George Lucas/ Peter Jackson cross breed, which immediatly went out and ruined every movie known to man.
by Rick Nadtke
OK!!! I DID IT!!! I CONFESS!!! I PICKED BOTH LOTR AND STAR WARS!!! PLEASE DON-- *sound of bowstring, thud of body on floor*
by attackrat
Relax! I gave your stupid ring to Senator Palpetine. He'll look after it for you.
by Ganon
Slain by an angry mob after his blasphemous LOTR/Star Wars posts, attackrat is ironically reincarnated as an action figure. Which one? That's the ironic part...
by attackrat
*insert Lord of the Rings line here*
by Jeff GoodSmith
The Jedi breathes so loudly, we could've shot him in the dark
by attackrat
Now this is just in the planning stage, mind you, but I was thinking that in Episode 10, there could be this temporal / spacial anomoly and...
by Oren Otter
When they were frozen in carbonite, they shrank the carbon-freezing-chamber, so they were painted and put up for display.
by Qui-Gon Kenobi
Frodo "have pity on him, you don't know what the dark side has done to him, what it's still doing to him"
by Crazybirdman
To the left... up a little... little more.... aaaah! That's the spot!
by Darth Barth
Legolas: "I happen to like sand."
by Grim Melee
Tonight... on Celebraty Deathmatch.....
by Mr. Fluffy
Having each used up the bulk of ther CGI budgets on their respective first and second episodes, Lucas and Jackson combine their remaining resources in a desperate attempt to complete their trilogies.
by Frontenbaca
Gandalf: Hey Legolas, the smart ass kid doesn't think we're scary. What do you say to that? Legolas: Grrrrrrrrrrrr!
by Mr. Fluffy
"Tell us what you know about Saruman, who you claim is 'Count Dooku'"
by Cloud Tiamat
Now this is what it's like when worlds collide...in a very partisan view.
by Someone Else
Tensions flared between the action figures after someone made a joke about being "fully articulated".
by Master Khardt
Yeah, the itch is right about there, ahhhhh, thanks!
by Jedi Duritz
As Anakin twirled his lightsaber around in spectacular fashion, Legolas just pulled out an arrow and shot Anakin in the back.
by Jedi Duritz
Here we see Lucas recreating a scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark with his toys; Anakin the fast yielding swordsman and Legolas, the quick draw simple kill move.
by Jedi Duritz
Get your sword out of my personal space or I will shot you!
by Jedi Duritz
does this even need a caption?
by you know me
Even as a plastic toy, Legolas is a bad-a$$!
by Jedi Duritz
that's right b*tch LOTR IS better than SW
by
Things hadn't been going too well with Boromir's new replacement...
by HandmaidenEirtae
Legolas: "Nah, my bow is FAR superior to your sabre" Anakin "Well, at least they got my bloody costume right" Legolas: "Shuddup, I'd be worth far more if I were in a packet"
by The_One
A wizard, elf, and a pansy little hobbit is no match for a future sith lord.
by Clonetrooper1138evil Muhahaahaahaa
One reason why Anakin resigned his Nazgul commission to become a Dark Lord of the Sith.
by Darth Trabeculae
The one ring goes transmovies.
by HandmaidenEirtae
Legolas considers nipping the Skywalker family tree in the bud, thereby ending all "which is better" contests once and for all!
by Darth Trabeculae
Tru, Hayden might be dead before his stroke could fall, but Ian might be left without an arm.
by HandmaidenEirtae
Legolas would have released the arrow, but didn't want to do it in front of the hobbit...
by Darth Trabeculae
Alright, who let the LOTR fans into the convention?
by HyperX
Episode III: A disparate group of beings gathers to learn the truth behind the mysterious Dooku/Saruman.
by Darth Trabeculae
"If you ever call me 'Landy' again, Hayden, I swear by the One Ring that you will pay."
by HandmaidenEirtae
what i cant wera the big helmet, a migit apears, a wizard or i think it is a wizard, and an elf. what next i fall into a pit of lava and have to wear a big black suit that makes my alergy's act up.
by Katie Goecks
Hayden - "Give us our birthday present! From the Chancellor, it was!"
by HandmaidenEirtae
What happens when you let a Trekkie play with your action figures!
by Darth Trabeculae
"Listen, Hayden, we all sympathize with your quest to rid movies of any CGC, what with that dreadful Jar Jar and all, but Gollum's really okay."
by HandmaidenEirtae
So whos movie made more money?
by ben_hollingbery@hotmail.com
Ya' know this is almost as effective as a Jedi Mind trick! Of course I'll buy some elf-scout cookies...
by Darth Trabeculae
by RU ARTOO?
You know I was just kidding when I said I work for a Dark Lord right?
by Darth Trabeculae
why attackrat, Darth fipland, Emperoress Palpatine, and Riin, Destroyer of Keyboards betrayed us all.
by Cr33dos3
Frodo: "I feel so inadequet right now."
by RU ARTOO?
I told you you shousd have gone to the store for a ring.
by cody hutson
EPISODE III: Attack of the WHAAAAATTT!
by RU ARTOO?
"Next on Fox, when nerds attack!"
by RU ARTOO?
Anikin: "What I wouldn't give for a red light saber right about now."
by RU ARTOO?
Oh, crap...another Christmas special.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Oh, crap...another Christmas special.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
It takes special skills to pull a bow string behind your back with no hands.
by RU ARTOO?
Professor Peabody, I think we've landed in a hostile time...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Omri didn't even like the cupboard, until he discovered it's hidden magic
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Gandolf: "Look, Anakin, if your going to join the group you've got to remember he's an Elf, not a Fairy."
by RU ARTOO?
GANDALF: HHHAAAAAA HA HA HA HA!!! GOOOOOOOD!!!!! Now, strike him down with all of your hatred, and take your rightful place in the Golden Globe seat at my side!!!
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
One day, Lucas came bursting through the door. "I'VE GOT IT!!" he exclaimed. "Digital animation is dead...the future is STOP MOTION!!" And, sadly, it was so.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Eventually, Lucas was forced to replace Christiensen with someone who was able to show more depth of emotion.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
IN an effort to quell spoilers for Episode 3, this is the only clip Lucas released to the press.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
You do NOT understand the power this giant roll of toilet paper possesses!! AND YOU CAN NOT HAVE IT!!
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Dodge THIS.
by Mr. Bum
No! You've got the wrong guy! My BROTHER updates the captions at TFN!
by Se?or Juarez
As Gandalf grew older and Alzheimers began to set in, he would delight in making those around him fight to the death for no good reason.
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Hey, guys, I'm just 2 sets over and I thought I'd pop by to see what you're up t.....whhoooaaahhhhhhh, okaayyy, I can take a hint...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
The force.net's computers crash due to an overload of "Hey I think you have the wrong movie" quotes.
by Jedi_Espresso
Hey, hey, hey!!!! Whay all the hostility?? I just wanted to borrow a sheet of your giant toilet paper...we've got a...situation...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
Legolas ``Look what I found behind the curtain!'' Gandalf ``Why he is just a man, not a great and terrible wizard!'', Anakain ``That's what you think''
by Hamish
so how did these jackasses wind up together??????
by jar jar stinks
Hey, hey, hey!!!! Why all the hostility?? I just wanted to borrow a sheet of your giant toilet paper...we've got a...situation...
by Jedi Academy Grad 1967
I'm just so proud that, after months of trying, one of my captions FINALLY got posted!! "Wipes away a tear*...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legolas has a bow with a dulled arrow; anakin has a lightsaber which can burn off an arm... who do u think will win?
by Tidus
Legolas: yes, and what else floats? Frodo: Wood! Gandalf: really small pebbles? Anakin: A Duck!!!
by Tidus
WHAT did you say about Elves and bras?
by HERNALDO
Anakin: "If you strike me down, I shall become more..." Legolas: "Ah, shut up." *THWACK!*
by HERNALDO
Damn I should have bought that ring at the store.
by cody hutson
Legolas: And THIS is for that little "removable clothes" remark....
by HERNALDO
Are you an angel?
by Jecht
When I first saw this caption, i thought of the "no luke, i am your father". There is absolutely no way u can relate that saying with this caption, but it took me a good hour to find that out.
by Jecht
You can't win Legolas. If you strike me down Star Wars will become more powerful than you possibly imagine.
by giberwitz
"KIRK!!!"..."PICARD!!"..."KIRK!!!"..."PICARD!!!"...."KIRK!!!!*..."Oh, that is IT!!! You're goin' DOWN, buddy!!"
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legolas: You'd die before you were able to get that lightsaber back up your sleeve...Gandalf: I...have a hat! Frodo: GAAAANNNNDALLLFFF! NOOOOOOoooOOO!
by What in the world?
This is what happens when gun control laws become too stringent...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Damn I should have bought that ring at the store.
by cody hutson
"Dude, that's great!! I'm really scared!! Can I have the number of your acting coach, cuz I really believe you in this!!"
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
"I would cut off your head, Wizard, if it stood a bit lower to the ground..." .. "You would die before your lightsaber fell".
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
"BOYS!!! BOYS!!! Stop fighting!! You can BOTH marry me!!"
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Hey, hey, easy with that...remember, I'm a Canadian...we don't believe on confrontation...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Hey, hey, easy with that...remember, I'm a Canadian...we don't believe on confrontation...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
This never happened to the other fella (007 fans will get that, I think)
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Just drop the saber prettyboy.
by Kyo
YOU ARE A TOY!!! YOU ARE A CHILD'S PLAY THING!!!!...or in this case, a lonely adult's plaything...BUT MY POINT REMAINS!!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Alright, alright, you're Andy's new favourite toy!!...Jeez, so hostile...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
anakin suddenly feels that he is in the wrong place at the wrong time
by tesswan
This week on the Wizpranos...Frodelli witnesses a horrible thing, and he begins to suspect his uncle James Gandalfini may have a secret to hide...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
I'll get you, my Jedi friend, and your little braid too!!!!!
by
I've got you now, Bin Laden, and neither your henchmen nor their primitive weapons will save you now.
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
You'll never take me alive, I'll fight to the bloody....Legolas? Is that you?? Oh my GOD, this is so funny...we used to share a dorm room in College!! This guy got SO MUCH ACTION!!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
So THIS is how you get the inside out...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legalos: You WILL join us on our quest.....we absolutely NEED that lightsaber human!
by Mr.Peanut
Legolas looks very...preppy in this one...
by ChocoBilly
Hayden Christensen didn't say so at the time, but he thought that there was a lot of undue pressure put on him to perform well at his audition.
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legolas: Don't move, Jedi! (to Gandalf and frodo) Take him away! Anakin: Wait, you're not Jango Fett!
by Anonomus
If you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine. (sorry, couldn't resist.)
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legolas: "Dodge this!"
by Peorte Harkle
I'm guessing you're kind of a "type-B" personality
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
WOW!! LIV TYLER!!!....Oh, sorry...it's the hair.
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Do what you will to me, but not in front of my boy!! RUN, FRODO!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
by
Ya know, George is gonna see this and decide to release "The Indian in the Cupboard" with ALL NEW FOOTAGE . . . and plot . . . and characters . . . musical numbers!
by BruteForce411
*Use the Schwartz, Ani...* I can't!! I lost the Ring!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Frodo: Gandalf, why don't their arms bend? Gandalf: Why don't YOUR arms bend, young Baggins?
by Lord Avenger
OH, my GOD, I can't believe it...my Horoscope was right!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
New this fall from the Todd McFarlane "something I should've done a long time ago" line
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legolas: "Don't move, oh child of the flanneled one!"
by Max
NOT PICTURED: The owner of these toys, a 40-year-old virgin living in his Mom's basement
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
G: "Do it, Legolas, or they'll have you in chins with a number burned into your forehead...oh, wait, wrong script..."
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
I guess the critics are right...Christensen does seem stiff and unemotional...
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Legolas: "The dwarf breaths so load I could have shot him in the dark." Anakin: "Hey..."
by Mara Jinn
And you though Richard Simmons giving Sigfried and Roy a piggy-back ride was gay?
by Leia_4loot
Legolas: Gandalf, you didn't need to freeze him, Jedi breathe so loud I could've shot him in the dark...and the lightaber makes it even easier!"
by Jeedai Bob
Apparently Legolas is a trekkie...
by pileoDust
This long haired guy and the old dude think they have me. haha
by Anakinos
I dont think they really want to know what happens to me when i go bad..
by Anakinos
They think the orcs are mean wait till i get mad
by Anakinos
Even though you CAN make Sting fly to you doesn't mean anything.
by Lord Avenger
Legolas: Don't move, you whiny little brat! We're taking over the box-office! Anakin: (ingites lightsaber) I suggest you reconsider, unless you want me to remove your elf-jewels!
by darthslinky
Anakin: "...he's overly critical, he doesn't listen..." Legolas: "I grow weary of his whining, let me end it, Gandalf!" Gandalf: "No, we need him to defeat Count Saruman and his army of Orc Droids!"
by darthlemur
Frodo: No Legalos, don't kill him! He's a hero. Legalos: You haven't read the rest of the series, have you?
by Darth Crossover
Don't shoot! He's got a blue glowing sword too, that means he's a hero!
by Darth Plothole
Lets all get hammered.
by Genius Raptor
Frodo: That's the guy that hit on Arwen! Get him!
by Darth Blah
Oh, Sorry I thought you were Sadam Hussein.
by Legolas W. Bush
After hokily confessing his love for Frodo, Anakin finds himself in a precarious situation.
by Darth Blah
I said DANCE!!!!
by Darth Blah
When Frodo destroyed the ring, he could have never known that Sauron would appear in his true form.....a whiny teenager with an anger problem.
by Darth Blah
Anakin Skywalker helps Legolas, Frodo, and Gandolf kill the evil Saruman. Or, is it Legolas, Frodo, and Gandolf helping Anakin to kill Count Dooku?
by Jelp
Give in to you hate, Legolas, and you journey to the darkside shall be complete!
by Jakbrown22
I am Legolas, son of Thranduil. Oh Yeah! I'm Anakin, son of ..........What a minute, who's my father again?
by Brendon McMicking
"Is this our movie or is this real life"
by Kimberly
"And I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for that meddling hobbit, elf, and wizard!"
by Luke Warmwater
"You're under arrest for stealing Mace Mindu's badass purple lightsaber."
by Luke Warmwater
"I swear, I'm a real Jedi, not a member of *Nsync!"
by Luke Warmwater
"Uh... this isn't the lightsaber you're looking for?"
by Luke Warmwater
Things always get ugly when Anakin and Legolas started drinking.
by Luke Warmwater
"Honey, we shrunk ourselves."
by Luke Warmwater
In the middle of the fight, Anakin is tragically struck down when he is distracted by the sight of Arwen. It was the horomones that killed him.
by Luke Warmwater
leogolas:"AND THAT'S FOR BAD MOUTHING LORD OF THE RINGS! Anakin(trying to cut his legs):"and that's for pointing ur goddamn arrow at me!!" Frodo and Gandalf:"(chuckle)"
by master sifo punday
"You're in league with Saruman!" "Dooku." "Whatever."
by Luke Warmwater
If Christopher Lee directed movies...
by Luke Warmwater
Frodo: "Five bucks says the kid with the ponytail doesn't last five minutes." Gandalf: "You're on."
by Luke Warmwater
Legolas: It is true, the force is no match for the power of the ring! Anakin: We could keep it a secret..
by *waves hand* you will use my caption =)
Little did they realize that all of their weapons were just special effects....
by Enigma
What else? "I have a bad feeling about this."
by Darth Something
ARROWED!!!!!!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
"You say one more thing about the Humor Editor and I WILL kill you."
by Darth Finklebert
"Alright, Mr. Orlando Bloom! Don't act like you weren't in some -" "Don't you DARE!" "PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN!"
by Darth Finklebert
Duel of the fakes?
by Elf Lord.
u wanna call me a "freakin' Hobbit lover" now? huh?
by me
You villainous cur!! If I had elbows, I would exact my revenge on you forthwith!!
by Jedi Academy Graduate 1967
Oh you said Gandalf. I thought you said "hand off". I got nervous there.
by Budlee
Legolas: My bow says that the Top 46 submissions for LOTR were better!
by Jet Vega
Anakin: -I think the glowing rod of superheated light at your kneecaps says the submissions for SW were better!
by Jet Vega
And because of all of this, none of them could have possibly been prepared for the intervention of the terrible giant hand- come to toss them back away in the little plastic box in junior's closet.
by Jet Vega
"Strike me down and I'll become more powerful than you ever imagined."
by RU ARTOO?
I know what your thinking, did I fire 5 arrows or six? Do you feel lucky? Huh? Do you?
by darthxray
Anakin: Alright, I'll do better acting next time, I swear!!
by De-Jinn Calek
What happened to the guy that cut in line for the premiere for "The Two Towers."
by Darth Buckeye
They've all been encased in carbonite! They should be quite comfortable.
by Darth Lamasu
In desperation Ani tries an old standby: "Are you an angel? I heard they live on a planet called Middle Earth."
by RU ARTOO?
budget cuts and collaberations do not a good movie make.
by RU ARTOO?
Dodge This!
by Dark One
But they said "Chosen one set 6. i thought I was the chosen one"
by Ray
Legolas, sensing an imposter promptly dispatches Justin Timberlake.
by RU ARTOO?
You Jedi scum!
by DarthBane03
Legolas: You would be dead before your stroke fell!
by legolas'girl
Your youthful curiosity has served you well, my young friend. You will be rewarded with a nice Vanilla Coke.
by AntiPersonnell
Legolas: now what were you saying about me looking like a girl?
by emmy wan
Legolas: now what were you saying about me looking like a girl?
by Legolas'girl
Legolas: Dodge this!
by legolas'girl
Now in this situation who would win? The jedi-who-turns-evil-and-looks-like-a-truck-hit-him or the elf -who-never-dies-and-would-look-cute-even-IF-a-truck-hit-him??? well? who would win?!?
by legolas'girl
The LOTR gang get a little up-set when they realise that their "Great Ring" of power is no match for Anakin's future "Great Moon Base" of Power
by Darth Hidious
Legolas: your movie atack of the clones suck.... Anakin: yeah, at least in SW the little people kicks ass, and our villians are cooler than a big eye in a top of a tower.....
by ANAKIN CAMACHO-SKYWALKER
Anakin: ''Hey....point that thing somewhere else.''
by JediLaura01
Just then Anakin realized he was in the wrong geek's room.
by R@ndom
YOU, out of my movie!!!!!
by Tara Wan Kenobi
Dodge this
by Darth Mentos
Legolas, look, it was just a joke, I promise no "Holiday Special II."
by RU ARTOO?
"If you liked the "Holiday Special"you'll LOVE....!
by Fluke Starbucker
Okay...I'm having a John Woo moment here...
by darthballs
Legolas: You'll die before your lightsaber fell
by Milkman
Now to dowhat the Jedi council should have done all those years ago
by Milkman
Hey, whoever wins in this fight, it is a good thing, at least I don't have to hear either the line "legolas is so dreamy" or "annakin I want to be your amidala" anymore.
by Kami
Can we have a caption with Arwen vs. Amidala vs. Liea next time? CATFIGHT!
by Kami
Amazingly, Luke's lightsaber, Jedi robes, and levitaion magic tricks didn't give him away. Everything was going great, until he blindly called Sauron a "Real Nice Guy"...
by Venom
"Hold still, luke. I'm gonna shoot that long, blond braid right off your head for you.
by Venom
"Pssst, Legolas!" "Eh, what?" "You're holding the bow wrong." "What th- Oh! Sorry!" "And you're on the wrong set..."
by Venom
Legolas is about to become one arrow short of a full quiver... (look down, idiot!)
by Venom
So what if the bowstring is attached to my back, I can still kill you.
by Jaceman
Somehow, I don't think Anakin will be the winner of Survivor: Middle-Earth.
by Kettch-22
Somehow, I don't think Anakin will be the winner of Survivor: Middle-Earth.
by Kettch-22
SW/ LOTR crossover dreams. Another unfortunte sign of hunger.
by Kettch-22
? Not going anywhere for a while? Grab a Snickers!
by Kettch-22
Anakin: ?You mean, you put your bow and I put down my lightsaber and we try and kill each other like civilized people??
by Kettch-22
?Hello. My name is Legolas Greenleaf. You killed my father. Prepare to die.?
by Kettch-22
Anakin: ?What we?ve got here is failure to communicate.?
by Kettch-22
I sensed a disturbance in the Force?then I found that TF.N Humor had been updated on time and suddenly knew why.
by Kettch-22
Frodo: ?Gandalf, that?s the one who told me to pull his finger!?
by Kettch-22
Anakin's lightsaber isn't glowing.
by The Senator
Middle Coruscant
by Qui-Gon Kenobi
Anakin takes a wrong turn in the caverns of Geonosis and ends up meeting hostile aliens in some place called Moria
by Darth Trabeculae
You killed my father, prepare to die!
by Darth Trabeculae
Dodge this..
by Darq Vemakks
You must be European.. Say goodbye to your chances of ever getting your caption posted..
by Darq Vemakks (disgruntled European)
Legolas: Stop calling me lord of the nipple rings!
by Emperoress Palpatine
Unknow to everyone, even Yoda, Anakin was actually a die hard Lord of the Rings fan.
by Nobody Important
Legolas: I am an Elven Archer, like my father before me. Gandalf: Sheesh, one lightsaber and you all start hamming it up like you're in Star Wars. Aragorn: You mean Hanning it up. Gandalf: *groan*
by NAHTMMM
You feelin' lucky punk?
by walking carpet
Scratch my back....no little higher...to the left...ahhhhh....that's it!
by walking carpet
"Where's the ring bearer?
by Jaster_Mereel
"Yo, Jedi, I am the only one with the braids in this movie!"
by Tara Wan Kenobi
Announce: "Anakin, you just killed all the Jedi and you're now a Lord of the Sith. What are you going to do?" Anakin: "I'm going to Middle-Earth!!!!"
by Chris Labye
"Why do we all have mentors who are wise old wizards who decide to come back in order to aid in a greater purpose?"
by Tara Wan Kenobi
Anakin: "So i take it you DON'T like Pod racing?"
by Tara Wan Kenobi
"I am Legolas, prince of the woodland relm, who are you ...." "Jedi Skywlker, future bad ass sith lord" "ok, you win"
by Tara Wan Kenobi
Anakin: "At lleast i get the girl in my movie" Legolas:"At least i get to keep all my limbs!"
by Tara Wan Kenobi
Okay, Anakin... give us that oscar for special effects I shoot you with this arrow.
by OB1
Wait, this is not the command deck of the death star!
by Tara Wan Kenobi
Legolas refused to see the funny side of Anakin's joke about guarding Frodo's ring!
by DarthQ
Legolas: Hey you! get off at our movie right now!
by Lanilas
The Universe was unified in laughter for the first time, when today, Anakin Skywalker, future Dark Lord of the Sith, was mugged by a fairy, an old man, and a child. Holovids at 11
by Jared 'Ewokspy' Streger
Legolas decides to spare Gandalf the misery of watching Anakin's Fred Astaire impression!
by DarthQ
Nook that arrow, ya moron. Do the laws of physics not exist in Middle-earth??
by DS-00-0, flight school drop out
Anakin: Are you SURE there's a wasp on my back? Legolas: HIC! Sure... Jus' lemme poke 'im a couple times with a arrow...
by The Guy Who Wore a Shirt
he was so loud we could have shot him in the dark!
by abygale
mixed up
by joe valentin
That must be an Elvish sword! ORCS ARE COMING!!!!
by The Guy Who Wore a Shirt
by
Annoyed that "The Two Towers" made far more money than "Clones", Hayden voids his contract and escapes to a set where everyone wears elven clothes, no flanel.
by Iwishiwasajedi
Anakin: See? My arm DOES move! NOW who's the best? Eh?
by Tycho Celchuuu
Wow, the TFN Humor guy must have lost his real job or something. It's amazing to see two on-time updates in a row.
by Java the Hut
Justin Timberlake and Nick Carter reunite for the broadway play, "Keep your hand of my SABER"
by jedi21
One move Hobbit, and the Elf here looses his legs...
by Red 5
Anakin realises his hyperdrive ended up in the wrong dimension.
by Amythest
by
Fan violence takes a whole new turn for the worse as LotR fans begin to attack Star Wars fans while dressed like the Fellowship
by Jedi Brent
PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff
Maybe we were wrong for making TF.N update on time...They're getting desperate for pics...
by Will-Mun
UPDATE THE HUMOR PAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jar-Jar and the Cliff
"Yeah! Wheres your force now!?"
by Will-Mun
"Now tell Mr. Lucas to stop spying on us damnet!!"
by Will-Mun
Oh god, please, not another figurien comic!
by Will-Mun
Both LotR and Star Wars had funding problems, they made a comprimise.
by Will-Mun
47. Anakin can deflect blaster bolts, but not arrows!
by Andy the Mad, Wild, and Generally Insane
Steal my fangirls, would you?
by Livi-Wan
Anakin hadn't seen the cross-film promotional betrayal of Darth Saruman until it was too late.
by Mike Smithson
After a valiant battle, the Fellowship decides to let the mystic Paladin and his magic blade join them.
by Will-Mun
Anakin: Middle what?.....damn worm holes.
by Lord VT
agree to join a pop group with me and gandalf or i'll shoot
by beckers
SAY I'M CUTER!
by beckers
"Legolas relax! It is just a house cat, not a balrog! Man you are SUCH a nerd. . ."
by Darth Hideous
abc
by Little Mike
Anakin: "Aren't you supposed to *actually* pull the string back on that thing?"
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist
Why is Ani smiling?
by Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist
The quality of this picture is awful! Frodo is too tall!
by JAR-JAR AND THE CLIFF
It was at that moment that Anakin realized the e sholdn't have made that comment about Legolas and hiis girly hairr.
by Mimi Hunter
Legolas: "I don't care if you ARE the Lord of the Dance, you're still in the wrong movie."
by tobywan
What Peter Jackson does in his spair time.
by Godfada
I'll just do this limp-wristed pose so you won't feel so bad about looking like a woman.
by Arabian Sanchez
A little known fact; Anakin's first brush with the Dark Side came durring a trip to Middle Earth to find a wedding ring for Padme.
by giberwitz
Threaten me all you want Legol-ass, but I still say he looks like a shaved Ewok!
by giberwitz
For the last time! I can't put it down, it's molded to my arm.
by giberwitz
Only after he released the arrow did the elf realize the bow was on the wrong side of his arm; hilarity insued.
by giberwitz
LOTRone
by Which one is the most fake?
Frodo: What did that guy say to Legolas? Gandalf: He used a very lousy pick up line. It's Legolas' long and georgeous hair that must have confused him.
by Jeanne
One of Gandalf's spells has just gone very, very wrong.
by Hemini
Legolas: Where's the troll? Anakin: One, he's not a troll, he's a Jedi Master; and two, did you see Episode II?. This is not a guy you want to piss off.
by giberwitz
Legolas: "You will die before your, uh, what is that thing?" Anakin: "It is a lightsaber" Legolas: "OH...ahem...You will die before your lightsaber falls!"
by DarthWizardStu
Taken shortly before some "aggressive negotiations", this is the only surviving picture of Yoda's younger, retarded albino sibling.
by giberwitz
Anakin: Geez. and I thought that the Jedi had to dress weird!
by Darth Koopa
After being banned from Middle Earth, Anakin joined the Dark Side.
by Darth Mack
Is it me or did the captions get funnier all of the sudden? Did they shoot the guy the runs the humor section and replace him or somthing?
by Ulf, the Rabid K9
Anakin: Look, I just asked a simple question, Are you related to Spock?
by Darth Koopa
Gandalf: Legolas, just because he took some of your fan club, you cant kill him.
by Nonya Veela
Legolas: If you do not drop the lightsaber, I will shoot.
by Siri-Qui Jinn
Give in to your hate Legolas and....wait, didn't i say this already?
by jakbrown22
Anakin - "I could chop Glamdring in half with one stroke of my lightsaber" Legolas - "You would die before your stroke fell!"
by Jedi Master Marvin
Things get ugly when a Star Wars fan stumbles into the line for Return of the King.
by Darth Humor
Legolas: Take it back! I am too prettier than you are!
by Darth Humor
In what turn out to be a tremdendously embarassing mishap, Legolas and his pals mistake one black-armored lord of darkness for another.
by Darth Humor
Gandalf: "Children, settle down and play nice before somebody loses an arm!"
by Darth Humor
Legolas: "You think THAT's an elegant weapon...?"
by Darth Humor
Anakin: "Ok, who put the shoot me note on my back?"
by Darth Humor
Legolas: "Ah, ah, ah...! Put... the Oscar.... down."
by Darth Humor
Legolas: Hey you with the saber. I said, Leggo our Eggo's!
by Matt
by i r0x j00 you l0s3r i am 1337 kr3w
Too bad Anakin didn't see the "Smite Me" sign Gandalf had secretly placed on his back.
by Stavromula Beta
"Just one shot, and *I'LL* be fairest in all the land!"
by Stavromula Beta
by Darth_Test Tube
"Dodge This"
by Darth_Test Tube
Let's see you deflect this!
by Jango Fatt
Legolas:Okay, dont move and dont panic its just a fly.
by F sharkey
Hmmm . . . 20 bucks says Legolas can shoot Anakin in the neck before Anakin can bring his lightsaber back to decapitate Legolas.
by Kyra Sunrider
Umm, Legolas? This appears to be a swordfight, therefore you should use your sword.
by Kyra Sunrider
Ooooh, Legolas vs Anakin. So when do they mud wrestle?
by Kyra Sunrider
"Anakin you're under arrest for a turn to the Dark Side that you will commit in the future. Also for being our competition in the movie industry.
by Kyra Sunrider
OK, we have representatives from TWO of the greatest movie trilogies of all time represented here, now where's the flying DeLorean?!
by Kyra Sunrider
Your creator let it come to this
by Artimus
The string is on the wrong side of your arm there, moron..
by Jedi Schmedi
Suddenly Peter Jackson wasn't sure if George paid him enough for the new CGI LOTR SW Holiday Cross Over Special
by Kyia Kenobi
Damn it I hate it when my schwartz gets twisted
by Kyia Kenobi
Gandalf: Anakin don't kill him, the force is strong in your family, your father has it, your mother has it, your sister........
by Kyia Kenobi
Go ahead... make my day.
by Sam
"We'll show you for making fantasy movies look bad with plastic acting...wait a minute..."
by RazorDullWit
Attempted sabotage behind the scenes of this year's Oscars.
by Darth Humor
Yeah, I see your bow. But I've got 3 feet of lightsaber that says *I* get to be dungeon master.
by dx3
hey, do you guys ever get muscle cramps?
by Darth unoriginal
Anakin, if you try and use that "sand" line on me one more time you'll end up on the wrong side of my bow.
by tiene leche
Ani: (humming) We're men, We're men in tights! We rob from the rich and... Legalos: WHAT DID YOU SAY!!!!!!!
by Darth unoriginal
Gandalf : AAll your base are belong to us! Ani : What you say?!?!
by Darth Unoriginal
"Do you feel lucky? Well, do you, padawan?"
by Bobskid
BEWARE e-BAY SCAM: rareity of Aragorn figure evident in this seller's photograph of LOTR set
by ar0008(rolls off the tongue, doesn't it)
After turning to the Dark Side, Anakin attended "Sith School."
by Skitter
Ah, ah, ah, Mr Skywalker. Put... the Oscar... down.
by Darth Humor
This picture: A symptom of watching to much Sci Fi
by Darth Rob
Ani: Well, it beats getting captured by pint-sized, primitive tedy bears.
by not another darth!
for the last time, stranger, we're ELVES, not "sissy vulcans!"
by dx3
Ani: so let me get this strait: you entrust unlimited power to a guy under three feet tall? Hey, small galaxy isn't it?
by Ar-Wen Kenobi
Gandalf: Swords are no more use here! Ani: Really? Thanks for telling me!*chokes Legalos instead*
by I'm not a saddist, really...
you fricken tryin to cut me i'll put an arrow through you it'l make your head spin
by blah
(Camera freeze frames, followed by voice over) Will Legolas release a fatal arrow towards Anakin? Or will Anakin sever Legolas in time? Tune in next week, Same Bat Time, Same Bat Channel!
by Mr. Deep Voice
Gee, all the top 10 jokes from last week get their chance again this week.
by Wise Acre
Gollum isss better than that stupid Jar Jar Binkses!
by Wise Acre
Christopher Lee is cooler with a lightsaber than a staff!
by Wise Acre
SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
by Wise Acre
Legolas WOULD kill Anakin before he got that lightsaber close enough.
by Wise Acre
Did you intend to revisit last week's SW v. LOTR feud?
by Wise Acre
That's what I thought.
by Wise Acre
I personally am starting to enjoy Lord of the Rings more than Star Wars, myself.
by Wise Acre
*BOOM* ... That was the sound of his chance of getting his captions printed.
by Wise Acre
oh well.
by Wise Acre
Anakin: Oh, why did George have to die and the Tolkien company take over for Episode 3?
by RDG
Legolas: Jedi? That sounds like something from Mordor...
by RDG
why they didn't make "the indian in the cupboard" in the present day
by clonedmenace
hmm, a girl's dilemma... does one choose legolas or anakin, knowing that they'll kill for your love? ah screw it, that gandalf's pretty sexy ;-)
by clonedmenace
ok... so anakin chops legolas's foot off, legolas shoots anakin, frodo's just got issues.... does that mean gandalf ends up with padme?
by clonedmenace
Legolas: Gandalf, I think I found the one stealing all the cookies! Anakin: I haven't benn stealing cookies! Honest! I hate cook . . BURP!!!! Oh was that me?
by Anonamus
Anakin: "Prepare to die, elf! Wait a minute, do you have to wear a prosthetic braid too?" Legolas: "Yeah, sucks, huh?" Anakin: "Finally, someone I can talk to about my struggles!" *Hug*
by Darth Salon
by Panicin' Sk
I didn't mean it when I said your mom was Matel.
by Panicin' Skywalker
PIIIIEEEE!!!!
by Panicin' Skywalker
"Anakin Duck!" Anakin- "What?" SLAT.....
by Chew-Tobacco
Anikin: You won't shoot me. Legolas: I won't shoot you. Anikin: Star Wars is better than LOTR. Legolas: Star Wars is better than LOTR. Gandolf: I bet that damn elf's gonna lose.
by Panicin' Skywalker
Hey, Legolas! Your bow belongs on the OTHER side of your arm!
by Z_Arranda
"My glowy-stick is better than YOUR glowy-stick."
by Z_Arranda
How does one deflect an arrow?
by Z_Arranda
Ummm....Dude.....wrong table....this is the LOTR Shrine
by Darkstryder
Gandalf: Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Elven Archer. Fire at will Ligolias
by Darth Karg
"Freeze you Jedi scum"
by Texasranger
"You would die before your stroke fell" (and he means it!!)
by Eowyn
"Alright pal..we got Mark Hamil for "Corvette Summer"...now YOU'RE goin' down for "Life as a House." Revenge is a BITCH.
by Hernaldo
"Alright pal..we got Mark Hamil for 'Corvette Summer'...now YOU'RE goin' down for 'Life as a House.' Revenge is a BITCH!"
by Hernaldo
I know you want to take over the universe, the ring will make that easy-forget it!!
by Texasranger
"I'd always intended to make a third trilogy where I take my characters and put them in other works. The first of the trilogy is entitled 'Anakin in the Middle.....earth.'."
by TheEvilFlyingSquirrel
Is that an arrowhead in my back or are you just happy to see me?
by TheEvilFlyingSquirrel
Legolas: Say it! Come on, say it! Anakin: Okay, Okay, I'm so pathetic I an't beat a gu eith two lightsabers who then gets beaten by a tree.
by OdoWanKenobi
And that's how a bill becomes a law.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Fine! Fine! I don't need the stupid ring to rule the galaxy anyways...
by Tusken Vader
Its not about the size, its how you use it.
by Lord Avenger
Legolas: Anikan I am your father! Anikan: Where have I heard that before?
by Darth Leia
And thats the last time Anakin ever mocked Legolas' hair...
by Mara Jinn
Legolas: Going somewhere Skywalker?
by Mara Jinn
Wait just a minute... you, YOUR'E NOT GIMLI!
by RU ARTOO?
Ani: "Why should I follow you?" Legs: "Because unlike some other Robbin Hoods,I can speak with an English accent." Then we all had a good laugh.
by RU ARTOO?
Strike me down with your hatred and take your fathers place at my side.
by Boba Frat
Where is that sulking fellow with the big floppy ears. He had the ill-favoroured look of a spying breed of orc-gungan
by Grand Moff Argonath
"Hey, look! It's Galadriel!" "Wha- where? Ooooohhh... Galadriel... what the fu-? It's a Jedi Mind Trick!" "See ya suckers!!!!!!"
by Venom
Where are those stupid clones when you need them!?
by Mr. C
Where are those stupid clones when you need them!!??
by Mr. C
My Mary-Sue fangirls can kick your Mary-Sue fangirls' arses anytime! (ref: fanfiction.net)
by bearded_one
Alright, Jedi Boy, off the stage. We're the stars now! *muahahahhahaha! burn!! all u star wars fans1*
by Old Cheese
Aragorn: Now, hold out your hands so I can slip thes-- Legolas: GRRRRRR!! Gandalf: Hey, it's all right, Leggy, calm down. I think I know what the kid has in mind...
by NAHTMMM
"I sense a guy with a plastic arrow aimed at my back. I'd turn and decapitate him if I could move my arms..."
by Kenya Starflight
I knew that elf liked to do it from behind...
by SWGPVP.COM
ahh dont shoot me
by alex
dont yoy dare shott me because i have a light saber an i will cut your head off
by al
Gandalf: Go ahead Master Elf. This one should die. Trust me on this one. Obi Wan: (in the distance) Go ahead!
by Stormtrooper Dave
With that long hair, you make even ME look manly!
by Gary T
I'm the black knight ! Come back here it's just a flesh wound
by darthmorgan
hey no fair! you two arent from star wars. Get off MY site!
by The Emperors daughter - Fray Palpatine
Wow, your big for an Ewok.
by Andrew
Anakin: You can't kill me, I'm a Jedi, Legolas: Oh yeah, thats what Boramir said.
by Andrew
Legolas - "Hot dogs make my papa feel yucky."
by Jeffery Small
"Anakin, Anakin, Nooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
by Q-G J
Legolas, is about to become Lesaleg, because we all know you dont point things at "the chosen one"
by el guapo 15
Who lives? Who dies? Well, I don't know about you, but my money's on the ACTION figure--you know, the one with joints!?!
by Captain EO
Legolas: "If you say your my father one more time I'll kill you"
by Darft Hideous
"Feel my arrow, Saruman!" "NOOOOO!!!!!" "Aaaarrggghhh!!! What the f- Saruman's getting away!!!" "Don't kill my master!" "Och, that's weird." "Why aren't you two doing anything to help?!"
by Venom
PASS you shall not!
by Son Of Jorel
LOTR: The Fellowship Strikes Back
by Son Of Jorel
After receiving a tip from the Rebellion, the Fellowship is able to nip the Empire in the bud before they can develop weapons of mass destruction.
by Son Of Jorel
So what you are saying is, this is NOT Geonosis.
by Son Of Jorel
Ring? What ring? All I own is this lightsaber.
by Son Of Jorel
"One step closer point ears and you'll be changing your name to Legless"
by Brian Combe
One false move, and I will pierce your backside with my long hard tipped weapon.
by swgpvp.com BLoodfin and Valcyn for PvP
Another roadside robbery...what is the world coming to?
by DaMijit (worldwidegamenet.com)
"Dodge this!"
by BaronFraser
anakin - you might need to put the arrow on the string for that to work.......
by 87x
anakin - you release that arrow... and i'll be forced to cut off your big toe
by 87x
NEW!! Wolverine style Legolus action figure... with the "arrow comming out of the skin action"
by 87x
As the two face off theirs silence..... then you hear something come ot of the crowd....."This isnt Hogwarts???"
by 87x
Legolath:Arrow in your back, arrow arrow hehe Anakin:You a**!!! Stop it! Gandalf:I''m really gay, I'm soo gay Frodo:My preecccious..errr I mean boo hoo this ring is heavy
by Darkdarth
Okay...Okay....I just want Frodo's ring, give me that, and I won't kill the old man!
by Angel 17
Toy Hayden held hostage, news at eleven.
by Mark Rosenthal
anakin:did i miss something? when did i hit middle earth
by shortcake
Legolas: Sir! Jedi Padawans have come into our sector. Gandalf: Good. Our first catch of the day.
by Darth Lama Su
Anakin: You! In the pointy hat! You are sooo wizard!
by Darth Lama Su
Hello. My name is Legolas... You killed my father. Prepare to die. Anakin: No, Legolas. I am your father.
by Darth Lama Su
As Legolas pulls back on his bow he hears in the back of his mind. "use the force Luke.... oh umm I mean Legolas.
by AdaraEyre
Legolas: Shall I dispatch him for you? Gandalf: Thank you, but no. Whatever happens to us, I want him to live a long life alone with his cowardice.
by Darth Lama Su
And a 1, 2, 3, 4..... You can dance if you want to. You can leave your cares behind. 'Cause if you don't dance then your no friends of mine.
by AdaraEyre
Look sir! Jedi!
by Master Felth
Powerful you have become Legolas. The dark side I sense in you.
by Darth Lama Su
CUT!!!! I mean come on Peter I know you are trying to cover all the costs for this film but do we really need to bring in George Lucas?
by AdaraEyre
'Ring what ring? I don't know what you are talking about'
by AdaraEyre
'Ring what ring? I don't know what you are talking about'
by AdaraEyre
There can be only one!!!
by AdaraEyre
What ring?And who the hell is sauron?
by Armor class andy
You have my sword. And my bow. AND my lightsaber!
by Elendil the Wookie
Get back into your package Jedi! Your value is decreasing as we speak!
by walking carpet
Toy Story 3: Andy Grows Up and Turns Into A Sci-Fi/Fantasy Geek
by walking carpet
Legolas: Say Hobbit ! Anakin: Never ! Ewoks will always rule !
by BrenDarklighter
What do you mean your movie got more money than our movie
by uke Groundrunner
What do you mean your movie got more money than our movie
by Luke Groundrunner
Make Episode III better than Episode II by several orders of magnitude or sand-boy gets it!
by Keith
Safety In The Middle-Earth Home Part 26: Incorrect Uses Of Bow.
by Keith
"This is for letting Saruman get away!" "Who the ^(*(&(&%* is Saruman?!"
by Keith
Legolas: "Lightsaber is lame. I can shoot with bow on another side of my hand, and arrow on another!"
by Apina
The hairdo MUST be destroyed!
by Ken Benobi
Anakin: Uh, Gandalf? What's the elvish word for friend, again?
by Countess
"If you make one more crack about pointy ears ..."
by Nemesis
A humor page. HA HA ha ha ha hah ha.
by Obi No
Anakin and Obi-Wan made one too many "Pathetic life form" jokes.
by Miana Kenobi
Frodo and Gandalf tried not to smirk.....
by Yarniee
tell me, what sad geek did this?
by jedich
TFN decides to sponsor Celebrity Death Match: LOTR v. SW
by Jade's Fire2003
Legolas: admit LOTR is better!
by Isilmelindale
That's the way to settle the LOTR vs. SW debate! Heroclix!
by Jar Jar Bites
Legolas: That Jedi breathes so loud, I could have shot him in the dark.
by The Countess
Oh boy I think that Anakin is in the wrong movie
by Chad Krac
Anakin: The TFN humor editor updated the page ON TIME
by Dr. Yoda
Anakin: The TFN humor editor updated the page ON TIME! Legolas (putting his bow down): Really?!
by Dr. Yoda
Gandalf: Remember: don't lose your bow. That weapon is your life. . .
by Dr. Yoda
Anikan: Oh Snap!
by BONES JACKSON
"WE run the sci-fi-fantasy racket on THIS counter top!"
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
And eight minutes later, they were all dead.
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
The real reason there was "LOTR is better" contest-- they held our guys hostage!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Frodo: Git 'em Legolas, git 'em! Fiyah!
by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards
Then Anakin realized he was in the wrong movie at the wrong time.
by Michael Woodring
Anikan: No conjurer of cheap tricks my ass
by BONES JACKSON
Anikan: Look, its not MY fault Gimli was messing around with my lightsaber
by BONES JACKSON
hayden:George! raydical lord of the rings fans have come to ruin the set again George:okay, i'll call security and you make sure they don't ruin anything Hayden:hey legolis watch were ya pointing that
by shortcake
NOW the saga begins!!!
by ThePodSquad
Boy! I thought SW fans were tough on line cutters at movie premiers!
by Son Of Jorel
This is what happens when Anakin tries to cut the ticket holders line at the LOTR:TTT premier.
by Son Of Jorel
HEY! It appears that they already found four actors that got a role in Star Wars:The fellowship of the guys that sort of looked like actors but in the end didn't make the cut.
by strfightr10
They can make a Help Me Gandalf! Frodo, but not a hostage negotiation legolas.
by strfightr10
They can make a darn tootin' good "Help Me Gandalf! Frodo", but not a "Hostage Negotiation Legolas."
by strfightr10
Gandalf: "Hayden, you're not cool enough to play in LotR. Take him out Legolas."
by A Fish from Sullust
Even though LOTR had superior numbers and Legolas had his bow drawn, Anakin won this skirmish because of articulation.
by Darth Light
Whoa! Cool it pal. Just 'cuz my movie made more money than your movie does mean you have to get violent. how 'bout i cut off your legs and show you why my movie made more.
by Marcel Rostislav
Gandalf to Legolas: "Legolas! Help!". Legolas to Anakin: "Dodge THIS."
by A Fish from Sullust
Frodo: But he doesn't *look* like a Black Rider...
by Frostfyre
Frodo: But he doesn't *look* like a Black Rider... Gandalf: Give him a few years, kid.
by Frostfyre
"Hold still Anakin, you've got a bee on your neck."
by Tatooinedweller
On Middle Earth there is a punishment for those who don't bother to read the books.
by Tatooinedweller
by
"Ya know, Anakin, this would be a lot more convincing if weren't plastic."
by jedicmdrwedge
drop the light-saber and nobody gets hurt...
by Elbie
Legolas: It's a Jedi-rog, Gandalf!
by Aeruthiel Lyanovien
"You would die before your stroke fell." "Well, your arm would fall before your stroke did."
by Myth
"On the way to the convention a lone Star Wars nerd was jumped by a group of LOTR dorks."
by RU ARTOO?
looky what i found pa, he's got purty lips
by pootytang
After the about 37th time, Anikin's "Legolas my Eggolas" lost it's amusement.
by RU ARTOO?
olas my Eggolas" lost it's amusement.
by RU ARTOO?
(oops)
by RU ARTOO?
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say or do can and wil be used against you in a court of two dimensions. Just put down that weapon!"
by Padawanchic
Luckily the Fellowship managed to stop the filming of the next SW Holiday Special atrocity titled Anakin?s Follies.
by Son Of Jorel
Give the kid a hand!
by Son Of Jorel
SAY ?LIFE DAY? AGAIN!
by Son Of Jorel
Anakin: Dammit! Legolas for the last Freakin time, i did not eat your wafers........Frodo did.
by snootch2thenooch
Hey! Point that thing somewhere else!
by Adri
Dodge this
by del
LOTR: Fellowship of the SW Holiday Special
by Son Of Jorel
SAY "LIFE DAY" AGAIN!
by Son Of Jorel
When SciFi convendtion go wrong
by Bizi out
Umm, cupcakes anyone?
by Anonymous
by
Anikin: "You take my shoulder, I take your leg."
by tealcandtrip
You just wandered into the wrong neighborhood, boy.
by Josh Johnson
Dodge this.
by Austin
Dodge this.
by Austin
I'M SICK OF YOUR @#$% WHINNING!!!!!
by Boba's Only Homie
Anakin: I've got a bad feeling about this...
by Anakin Fiired
"And now young Skywalker...you will die..."
by distressed wookie
Frodo: What does it mean when YOUR blade glows blue?
by RPM
And so ends the debate as to whether LOTR is better than Star Wars...
by z00t
In exclusive behind-the-scenes footage, we see why the real reason why the humour editor actually updated the humour section on time...
by z00t
Frodo: He's going to become evil! He deserves to die! Gandalf: Many who live deserve death.. and some that die- *twang as arrow goes from bowstring to Anakin's head* Gandalf: Meh.
by RPM
It takes 9 of you to do that? Hahaha, give it to me. No seriously, I'll do it! .... Damnit, fork it over! (and so Anakin turns bad).
by RPM
Ring? No, you're looking for those schwartz guys.
by Inebriated Wyrm
Upon his arrival in Middle-Earth, Anakin suddenly regreted his decision to join the Dark Side.
by Admiral Helmut, Lord of the Sixth
I'm not really a bad guy. I've fought Christopher Lee just as much as you have.
by Inebriated Wyrm
Looking at the arrow, Anakin started to rethink his policy of chopping old men into pieces with his lightsaber.
by Admiral Helmut, Lord of the Sixth
Legolas: "Lord of the Rings!" Obi-Wan: "Star Wars!" L: "LoTR!" O: "SW!" L: "LoTR!" O: "SW!" Gandalf/Dooku: "--Harry Potter!!" Legolas & Obi-Wan: "--HARRY POTTER?!?! Get a rope!!!"
by Lily Fantome, the Menace
A lightsaber is an eligent weapon from more civil times. Not as random and clumsy as a longbow
by Walter Danek
"When I said to watch my back, I meant from a little further away"
by Walter Danek
Watch out. I still don't have the working distance on this thingie figured out yet.
by Walter Danek
"You will notice that the blooper in this scene is the fact that the longbow string is behind his arm, while the arrow is in front"
by Walter Danek
Anakin: Is that an arrow in my back or are you just happy to see me,
by Rowbi83
[Holonet Anchor-alien] We bring you exclusive footage of why Gandalf and Legolas have died...
by Daedalus
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"
by Venom
"I'm not fighting a guy who wears a skirt and was long, blonde hair."
by Venom
"Zounds! Yon Jedi is in a Time Warp!"
by Venom
one word at a sci-fi con never insult the lotr fan .(im serous thare realy into that stuff like d&d ppl)
by bakomusha
Anakin: "I'm looking for a Count Dooku, last seen wearing a false beard and hiding in one of two towers?"
by Mr Paul
ahhh-yeah, now scratch a little lower and to the left.
by zzzzz
Oh look, it's a metaphore.
by zzzzz
I'm still curious as to why they went back to have figures with the lightsabres build into their arms...It was cool back in the old days, but it's a low standard for modern times.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
Less articulation is not cool, after all. Why don't they just hire NASA or some one to build tiny little functioning lightsabres for the toys? They'd be big sellers and cause many deniable injuries.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
Just invoke the 5th Amendment or something. They they'd get the CIA, FBI, AMMP, Japan, and Bill Gates knocking on the door. Some how tiny functioning lightsabres would work their way into
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
...Eh...Into Lord Gate's plan for world domination. And then there's the matter of those LotR dohickies. They're cheap little figurines. Do they even have ANY articulation?
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
Looks like they couldn't afford extra molds and all that for make different pieces so they could move. I wonder how the figurines feel about that? I think they would go on strike or form an
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
under ground resistance or something to protest...Er...if they had articulation. I mean, come on. At least give them poseable arms! Who makes those things anyway? They're a sin against da guds!
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
A lightsaber. Not as clumsy or random as an elven bow. An elegant weapon from a more civilized galaxy.
by Sytass
Perhaps they'd do something like the mitochondria in that movie, Parasite Eve...Take over a human host or something and destroy the human race because a few rock scientists who couldn't took up jobs
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
as toy designers and ended up making figurines without articulation. It'd be the death of us all! Of course, if they're taking up human hosts, they'd be kind of like the Goa'uld.
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
So then the posable toys would form a resitance, like the Tok'ra or something, to destroy the nonposable threat or plastic mitochondria bent on destroy mankind.
by
So then we'd all be saved by the posable toys which is why Star Wars is superior to all things and more plausible than Star Trek (since most of the civilizations in Star Wars are Type III)...
by
And then we'd all go to local pub and down a few pints of Guiness and make up vocals for the Star Wars theme. The End. Forget my name in that last one, by the way. Che la Forza sia con te!
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
Sleep deprevation rules! Less sleep - More Star Wars!
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
Prettymaleblondearcher uses Bow and Arrow! Critical hit! PrettymaleJediPadawanAnakin fainted! Prettymaleblondearcher used Ultra Ball. ~pause~ You've cought PrettymaleJediPadawanAnakin! I=Not gay
by Ryh-Awn Welkin
Anakin : "Id cut you down wizard if your side was just a little more dark" Legolas: "Youd be dead before you laid your first blow"
by Drake Dawson
I find your lack of testosterone disturbing...
by swgpvp.com - Bloodfin & Valcyn for PVP
by Anakin is going to win, if you look care
that guy over there
by Anakin is going to win, if you look care
that guy over there
by fully that bow is not going to work in a
that guy over there
by million years. nice try though
Gandalf looks on as Legolas shows Anakin his new type of Q-Tip: The Arrow.
by EliteSamurai
Mint in Box.... Mint in Box.... I could make a cool scene combining the two sets... but Mint in Box... ah well, cool scene triumphs.
by Possessed Freak
"Give me the Ring or you will see your midichlorians all over that wall!"
by Darth Erico
"Oh goody!Mesa favorite movie!"
by Joking Jar Jar
Ani: Ha, you're made by Matel. I'm from Hasbro!
by Panicin' Skywalker
Legolas: You call that glowing blue rod a weapon?!? I'll show you a weapon!! Eat B&A Jedi freak!! Muahahahahahaahhahahahahhaahhahahahaha!!! Anakin: Right...
by Darth Pink Fluffy Bunny Slippers
Post my caption or the Star Wars merchandise falls to LOTR. You have till next update to comply(Oi, this is gonna take awhile)
by Jango Jess
"One of these things is not like the others. One of these things is not the same..."
by Porto John
Dodge this.
by HERNALDO
Anakin:" Your powers are weak, old man.
by Ara Skye
Anakin: " Your powers are weak, old man. Prepare to meet your destiny. " Legolas: " You would die before your stroke fell."
by Ara Skye
Say "what" again! Say it! I dare ya! I double-dare ya...!"
by HERNALDO
I swear, if you enter "Mara Jade lad dance" ONE MORE TIME...
by HERNALDO
"Who you callin' a 'freakin' Hobbit lover'?!
by HERNALDO
Gandalf and Frodo: "LEG-EE! LEG-EE!" Legolas: "I told you to stop calling me that!"
by HERNALDO
"Now we will settle once and for all who's worse at acting!
by HERNALDO
Not pictured: AT-AT Vs. Oliphaunt, Gollum Vs. Watto, Ringwraith Vs. Jar Jar
by HERNALDO
Hey, TF.N...why couldn't we have a picture of Leia and Arwen mud-wrestling instead?
by HERNALDO
Little did they know that Anakin had backup from Jar Jar ("Yousa ass is grass!")
by XUS RAJ-RAJ
Legolas, when i said we must destroy the one, i meant the one ring, not the chosen one.
by Jedi Wannabe
by
Mace Windu (of Pulp Fiction fame)
by Elvish, !@#$%^&*! Do you speak it?
If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny!
by Sarumannequin
Legolas: "Admit that I'M the pretty boy around here or be Jedi-kabobs!"
by Pyro Sith
Gandalf: "Now, get better lines or I will have Legolas here shoot you."
by Wenelda
Legolas: "I'll show you SW is better!!" Meanwhile Frodo stays in the background, whining.
by Wenelda
Nothing funny about this one.
by Rebel Racer
Leogolas:give me back that conditioner Anakin:i dont have it...ah...padme has it!yeah padme has it
by long lost idiot
Leogolas:give Frodo the ring back Frodo:Yeah give me the ring Anakin:mwhahahah now im not only the most powerful jedi, i also have the ring of power
Legolas: Hey Anakin, you missed a spot shaving, lemme help ya. Anakin: So did you.
A scene from the new movie "Elves Strike Back"
Gandalf: We have you know young Skywalker. Anakin: Yah! Well at least I have shoulder joints!
Christian decided signing for another trilogy didn't bode well....
He looks like a good jedi. But he could be a bad one. I say we shoot 'im just in case. (Amazing Stories-Mummy Daddy)
No, no, you are supposed to shoot at a red apple on my head
So you guys want a drink or something? NAHAHAHH woot00tto wjia
Block this.......
dodge this.......
Legolas: Oh, did you notice? I'm so buff and cool, I can hold a bowstring back with my shoulder muscles!
And so yet again, Robin Hood, Friar Tuck and Little John save Sherwood Forest from contracting the devastating disease of Whine.
Anakin: Hey there, pretty lady, no need to get nasty...
Anakin: Bet you're gay! Legolas: ...No, I'm not!
you know, killing anikin will only cause him to put an evil plauge on yhe universe, or somthin' like that.
Back off, Anakin! I will reign over the hoards of sweet little fangirls and supreme over their love! But you can feel free to capture the hearts of middle-aged Star Wars fans.
Frodo: Gandalf, where's Anakin sticking that light saber?
"You shall not pass into Episode 3!"
L'egolas: Ha! You think to fool us saying that glowing thing is the real Sting? Ha! Prepare to die Jedi Scum.
The tenth member of the fellowship..Anakin Skywalker.
Legolas: Back to your own shelf, spawn of Sauron1
Brave Sir Anakin ran away, Bravely ran away, away, When Legolas reared his ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled, Brave Sir Anakin turned about, and gallantly he chickened out . . .
"If I could just get rid of this elf, the old guy and the midget shouldn't be a problem"
I'm going to cut your leg if that arrow touches me and I live
"Okay, I stop making jokes about your short little friend, and you stop making jokes about my clumsy dumb alien friend..."
Legolas always won the annual SW/LOTR race. Anakin was desparate.
The Jedi breathes so loud, we could have shot him in the dark.
"Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." "STOP SAYING THAT!"
CUT!!! Who let this kid with the braid in here? Hey kid does this look like your set? Do you see any blue screens here? Do I look like I wear flannel? Get him out of here!
Yeah, you heard what I said, step away from the girl and let me show you how it's done.
You talkin' ta me? Are you talkin' ta me?!
Is that an arrow in my back or are you happy to see me
We may not find out which movie is better, but we'll find out who's the better fighter!
Legolas (deadpan): Coruscant? That does not compute. Uh halt, youre under arrest!
Ohmigod, they're both like so totally HOT!!!!!!
Anakin: Listen, Lego-whatever, I've had more body parts cut off than you can imagine...your little arrow ain't scarin' me.
"*I* am cuter!" "No, *I* am!" "Are not!" "Are too!"
Legolas: "You stole my Strawberry-cream conditioner! Admit it!"
"Tell Me how Dooku and Saruman are affiliated."
Anakin: "Ha! Take that Legolas! You're not fully poseable!"
And then, the TF.N server crashed after receiving too many "Hey! Point that thing someplace else!" jokes
anakin tries to decide if this is all really worth trying to make "Episode III" better than "The Return of the King" by killing off the heroes...
Why in gods name did i have to steal that ring. There is some long haired freak, an very old man, and this litttle short freak folling me.I have a lightsaber what more can i say?
Legolas: "is the tape on? Ok. Greetings TFN Humor submitters. We have currently found out that there are some of you who don't like us. THAT MAKES US ANGRY!" Frodo & Gandalf: "angry..." Anakin: "Eep."
Anakin: "Now let's see, Obi-One said the force has a strong influence on the weak minded... but he never told me LOTR characters DO NOT APPLY TO THIS."
Anakin: UNCLE! UNCLE! UNCLE!
The Jedi breathes so loud we could have shot him in the dark...
The Fellowship is very confused when a strange young man with a glowing blue weapon suddenly appears muttering something about "the Sith"?
Legolas: That's it! I'm tired you getting all the attention from the chicks!
Legolas: The shishkabobs are done! Frodo: Wasn't it a rabbit before you cooked it?
Legolas: "Not so fast, El Guapo!"
"Put it down reeeall easy, Darth Rabbi...this aint my brissing."
Anakin: "And the awards for best picture, apecial effects, and score go to(gulp) Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers!"
"OK, OK.... I didnt realize tuskan raiders were elves."
Anakin-"I SWEAR I didnt give Frodo's ring to Padme!"
It was made tragically evident that Wal-Mart knew nothing of the reprucussions of mixing Star Wars with Lord of the Rings when their new "Lord of the Rings: Return of the Jedi" playset was unveiled
Legolas: "One more step, and I shall skewer you like the overzealous slave boy you really are."
Anakin: "You don't really want to shoot me with that thing." Legolas: "You fool! You're in our franchise now! Your powers will not work for you here!"
You Jedi breathe so loud i could shoot you in the dark.
3 school plays at the same time?How confusing!
Iam Anakin son of...er...um...oh. Damn my virgin birth
Ok luke youre gonna be alright! Its just a pointy eared jerk, an old man with a staff and a short guy with... a ring?
Whenever I see SW and LOTR in the same picture, I always think about the Stormtrooper on Tatooine that says, "Look sir. Droids." Wouldn't it be cool if that was the One Ring?
"If I wasn't holding this 'saber in my stupid magnetic-removable arm, I'd turn around and kick your butt"
Which one is Darth Vader?
"That's no bowcaster and you're no wookie!"
"Sam will kill you if you try anything..."
hond
The Jedi breathes so loudly we could have shot him in the dark. (And that is BEFORE he became Vader...)
Okay look, we are both basically out to kick Christopher Lee's butt, so why don't we team up?
Say it! Say we're better!
"You would die before your stroke fell!!
Say it now! The Emperor IS the Lord of the Rings!!!
"WHAT RING? I don't kow what you're talkin' about! I'm here to save my Master from a nest of Gundarks he fell into!"
"Anikin, you're reign of terror ends now!" gandalf "Now Now Legolas, you're one of his biggest fans so I dont see why your doing this" legolas "SHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"You're no Jedi!" "No, but I did stay at a 'Holiday Inn Express last night.'"
Grandalf: "Ha! Your main fansite doesn't have a humor section that's updated enough!" Anakin: "Hey! If you want trouble just send your elf away and you have fight, just leave the editor out of this!"
Anakin: "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're my only hope!
Bend your arm in a more un-human way more or i'll shoot!
"Let me repeat that. Which looks better, being able to skateboard down a flight of steps shooting at the same time, or falling off some stupid brown thing?"
hey look! two teenage heart-throbs that got into movies they dont deserve are about to kill eachother! let the world rejoice and may all the teenybopper idols kill eachother!!!!!!!!
Gandalf: I have winner
A bow against a lightsaber... Oh please...
Anakin forgot to use his deodorant, so now he won't lift his arms high enough to kill Legolas!
Hey, aren't you that Link guy from those Zelda games. Dude your awesome.
*Sings* One of these things is not like the others. One of these things just doesn't belong.
another try at the action figure captions (Thank you)
why don't you guys update the action figure emporium it was my favorite part of your web site
We have you now
Why can't they just loose that stupid ring down the sink....it would make things so much simpler
"Block this!" (a la Matrix)
Legolas: "Take one more step into our mythos, and I will kill you."
Your guise may have worked, orc, had you not been so careless as to draw an elvish blade
Gandalf: Join us Anakin, only together can we finally beat "Titanic's" box office gross!
Legolas: mwahaha, if i kill you now, your children will not be born, hence there being no OT and LOTR will reign as the best saga of all time! Anakin: Only in your mind, my very long-haired foe
Legolas: Damn you! It's not a skirt!
Anakin discovered rather painfully that he had stepped into the wrong galaxy far, far away
In an attempt to make a film that grosses more than the hated "Titanic", Peter and George merge their franchises into one mega movie. Unfortantely they couldn't afford real actors...
join our monie or die
join our movie or die
My weapon is a rip off. Want to trade?
Die jedi dogs, oh my goodness did I say that
Die jedi dogs
What the... I must be in the wrong movie. Not again
Too bad they got rid of the action figure captioning.
If you strike me down I will become more powerful than even Gandalf can imagine.
Shoot that thing and be prepared to lose your two best friends... and I'm not talking about that elf guy and that other hot elf girl.
Spies from Lucus are confrounted by guards at the vault were they keep the only copy of "The Return of the King"
You shall not pass
How come my captions are always funnier than the ones that get posted?
"Hey hayden, you really sucked in episode 2"
"Anakin, we find you guilty of bad acting"
3 guys, a lightsaber, and a pizza place
"anakin, nevermind what obiwan says...that saber isnt your life...get a real mans weapon"
you call this a diplomatic solution?
"i now pronounce you husband and jedi
Before Padme, Anakin was to marry Arwen. But even Legolas the best man, Gandalf the preist, and Frodo the Ring Bearer could not stop Annie's cold feet from flying.
Aw... Why couldn't Lando be the one being aimed at by the makeshift robinhood?
Another reason why robinhood shouldn't miss while aiming at apples- force weilders WILL strike back.
Soon after Anakin insulted LoTR, the fan boys and girls surrounded him. We come to you live from the scene. "HELP! I DIDN'T MEAN IT! HONESTLY!"
I wonder if anyone will notice that I am holding my bow and arrow all wrong, oh well here goes nothing
Die jedi dogs, oops you can forget that jedis have light sabers(must be something I heard about mind tricks)
And alas he cast a spell on both of them so he could update the captions
update or I shoot!!
The humor editor getting desperate for captions.
Legolas: You would die before your stroke fe... ahhh! cough cough gurgle gurgle
Should have listened to the dwarf...
As Hayden and Orlando duke out it over "who's the prettiest", Ian McKellen is only too happy to referee
If Aniken wins, he will torn to pieces by rabid Legolas fans, but if Legolas wins, the galaxy will rejoice!!
My sword doesn't only glow when orcs are close by.
"Got you...a Jedi whines so loud we could've shot him in the dark."
Anakin: You don't need to see my identification Legolas: I don't need to see your identification. Anakin: I'm not the bad guy you're looking for. Legolas: You're not the bad guy I'm looking for
"C'mon, Legolas, but down the bow! We're both fighting the same guy anyway!"
Anakin: "I'M NOT A TREKKIE, I'M NOT A TREKKIE!!! I PROMISE!!"
Now Hayden, it's time to pay for your embarassing performance in a saga!
Frodo: Gee Gandolf, these celebrity death matches are overdone...
How the Grinch Who Stole Christmas started.....dang elves!
Anakin: If only Kenner would have made me so my arm could rotate 360 degrees!
Frodo didn't appreciate the "freakin' Hobbit lovers" comment.
"First star wars fighting now this! "
Anakin: Are you talkn' to me? Are you talkn' to me? There's no one else here so you have to be talkn' to me. Legolas: Well actually I was talkn' to them.
Legolas: I'm Robin Hood. Give me your money and I'll give it to the poor. Anakin: You're not Robin Hood. You're Legolas. Legolas: Ok, I just thought it would work.
If you don't update soon...
This is a really hard battle to decide, Hayden and Orlando are both so hot...
This is a really hard battle to decide, Hayden and Orlando are both so hot...
If only...
Legolas figurine: Who's cuter now?
hehe...you're a girl.... ok ok! you're not a girl!!
And TF.N completely misses out on an opportunity for a caption contest with Yoda and Gollum in it.
"Honey, I shrunk the sequel!"
Anakin seemed doomed... until everyone realized the bow was on the other side of the arm.
"Wow, how do you keep your bowstring pulled back like that when you're not even holding it?" "...Shut up."
Anakin is left out, as the only toy present who did not come from a Burger King kids meal.
Hey, I could have done a MUCH better job jumping around Coruscant's skyways -- Have you ever SEEN me mount a horse? Seriously, guys, if someone would just give me a chance . . .
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Sarman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Sarman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
I found a type-o in the last submission. This one is correct.
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.I
SHOOT! I found another mistake. OK. This one is really correct. Promise!
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off.
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off!
I say Dooku! You say Saruman! Dooku! Saruman! DOOKU! SARUMAN! Eh, let?s call the whole thing off!
Legolas: " I am this summer's biggest hook to make girls go to wacth sci-fi/fantasy movies"
"tell us more about this volcano..."
Thus we see to classic fantasy heros pondering the ageless question: which is better to have intact, a head or a leg? Personally, I feel like Legolas has the answer...
Males in their younger years (Frodo) are scared of violence. Old men (Gandalf) know to avoid it. It is in their early twenties that males become needlessly aggressive.
Most fantasy fans assume that this is an LOTRvSW conflict. The fools. We all know that the camera didn't capture the really hot Princess Leia action figure that the guys are fighting over.
You'd think Anakin is screwed, but Legolas's arrow isn't even on the bow. I swear. If you look and squint... OK, I have no life. But you don't either. Admit it! You're on TFN...
I'm sure a bunch of Ewoks are going to save Anakin's life. Reminder to self: boycott George Lucas.
First "The Flinstones Meet the Jetsons," now this...
The costume party was going splendidly, and then the kid in the Jedi robes had to make that comment about TFN's SW vs. LOTR top 46 lists...
Legolas looks to set an example to the TF.N humor editor, for late updates. (Heck, he's done 2 in a row on time, and people still make fun of him...)
Anakin learned the hard way that the "Are you an angel?" line doesn't work as well on middle earth as it does on Tatooine.
You're a little short for an Uruk-Hai
I HAVE A BAAAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
TFN Humor screeches to a halt as it is flooded with "I have a bad feeling about this" captions
It doesn't look like Hayden Christensen will be able to act his way out of this predicament
Good thing Gimli wasn't around with his trust axe. Hayden's wooden acting would have been his own demise!
Anakin staired in wonder as Legolas managed to draw hit bowstring back with his shoulderblade...
Excuse me young fella's but you haven't seen an overly protective lizard around here have you?
Representatives from the Lord of the Rings online community track down the TFN Humour Editor.
"I'm sick of that stupid little ponytail, Anakin! I'm shooting it off!!" "If you shoot my ponytail, Legolas, I'm chopping off your pointy little ears!" "That's my toe, you idiot." "--Whatever!!"
As Frodo and Gandalf watch, the final two contestants of the Victorious Battle Endzone Dance Competition, between "Legs" Legolas and "Ani" Anakin, takes place...
"Ha ha, touched your toe!" "Quit it." "Ha ha, touched your toe!" "Quit it!" "Ha ha, touched your toe!" "Quit it, or I'll shoot you, you asthmatic son of an orc!"
Whilst taking his dog out for a walk Anakin is attacked by Robin hood and his merry men
Gandalf: "Okay, Legolas, it's your turn..." *thunk* *spiinnnnnn* "...bow hand, green! Anakin--" *thunk* *spiinnnnn* "--saber hand, chopped off by some old guy--but it has to land on red!!"
Ancient weapons and hokey religions are no match for the power of the dark side.
Your damn Right this nubean Violin is far superior than our Middle Earth Music Accessories
Hayden knew that all he had to do was admit he was on Fox Family Channel, and all would be well.
Legolas: you would die before your stroke.. *force choke*
Wait a second... Legolas... Anakin... IT'S THE SAME FIGURE! So this is what they meant by "Clone Wars".
Gandalf: 'Uh... Legolas... The bow string is on the wrong way around...'
I'll teach you to call my mate a shrimp!
ARTOOOOOOOO!
Say... Is that a poison tipped elfish arrow in my back or are you just pleased to see me?
Gandalf: Legolas! Gimili is not going steady with Anakin. I think Merry and Pippin are pulling your leg.
It's time for the Battle of the Theme Restaurant Dolls, next on UPN
Anakin: Okay, I'll admit it, elves DO know how to pick up chicks better than I do...
...this ain't right.
Legolas: "What devilry is this?"
Legolas: ?What devilry is this?? Gandalf: "I believe he is of the race known as the Jedi..." Anakin: "Sorry...I heard Dooku was around here...anyone seen him?" Saruman [off-screen]: "Not at all..."
Legolas: "What the-?!" Anakin: "Whoops-wrong film."
Legolas didn't realize it, but the future of the Star Wars movies lay at the mercy of his bow.
Legolas: "What the-?!" Anakin: "Whoops-wrong film!"
Simmer Down young one's, now we will the create the saberbow.
Legolas: I'm going to keep you captive until TF.N updates! Anakin: NOOOOOOOOO! Then I'll never see Padme again! Ever!
Ok guys, we've been played with by this 34 year old geek long enough! As soon as he falls asleep, lets make a break for it!
Legolas: "An elegant weapon for a more "civilized" age??!!"
Anakin:So I ask ya,do I feel lucky?
Legolas:Who's a better director,George Lucas or Peter Jackson,CHOOSE WISELY!!!
Give us your captions, Jedi Scum!
In Star Wars Episode II Special Edition, Legolas Shoots First
Legolas: Your Jedi breathes so loud I could have shot him in the dark. Anakin: (Hmmm.. Loud breathing. That gives me an idea.)
Due to poor foresight by the producers, LOTR III and Episode III are released the same night. Tempers flare and inter-saga violence ensues.
a whiny brat breathes so loud, I could have shot him in the dark!
I don't really see what a plastic action figure, can do to a ... plastic action figure
Why Legolas didn't shoot Gandalf is beyond me...
Well, tickle-me-pink...
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What do I look like? A radio?
Anakin: I am too hairy! Just not on my feet...
Is that an owl on Gandalf's shoulder?
Lord Elrond forsaw darkness in your future... I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill you, Anakin...
Again, THEY ARE PLASTIC...
What business does a Jedi have in the Riddamark?
Legolas: "This Jedi breathes so loud I could have shot him in the dark."
Legolas: "This Jedi breathes so loud I could have shot him in the dark." *everyone who has seen the OT starts laughing* Legolas: "What?"
[in comes Sly Snoodles] "It doesn't matter....who's wrong or right...just BEAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITT! BEAT IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT! No one wants to be defeated!"
[everyone breaks into dance] "Showin' how funky strong is your fight...It doesn't matter who's wrong or right...Just beat It, beat It!"
Anakin: call off the freek
Legoas and Ani re-enact Bernini's "Ecstacy of St. Theresa".
Legolas decided to change Anakin's mind... BY SKEWERING IT WITH AN ARROW!!!"
"Whoops wrong movie I almost cut your leg off no wonder the security guards try to kill me...
saurumon crosses orc men, gobbln men, and bad acters
Don't shoot! I'm on your side!
Anakin Skywalker begans to wonder when The.Force.Net will update it's Humor section, so he he asks the Wizard, seer of all the future.
"What a strange culture I've discovered"-Anakin "Sir your in the wrong movie."Gandalf"Opps, carry on."-Anakin
"Dodge This"!
Anakin: "Relax, we are on the same side. Neither one of us is rooting for Spiderman to win best Visual Effects."
STOP!!!! ....collaberate and listen, ice is back with my brand new edition, something grabs ahold of me tightly then i flow it like a harpoon daily and nightly...
Update the captions a day late will you?? Lets see how you like an arrow down your throat!!
SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP...
Cross-blockbuster moments, reduced to plastic forms, in a bad room, with awful lighting. What a waste.
There has never been a more wretched hive of scum and villany.
Ever notice how a WHOLE lot of the SAME people ALWAYS seem to get their captions up. Well, I am not one of those people. Maybe LOTR is th way to go.
Legolas: "Deflect THIS jedi twerp!!"
Gandalf: "Anakin....the ring is still in your pocket."
Obi-Wan, later: I haven't felt you this tense since we fell into that nest of LOTR fans.
"Eek!"
You did WHAT with Arwen?
Use the Force to block THIS, punk!
Legolas:"Ha! Your firey stick will never be able to penetrate my wooden bow! Oh wait..."
Atleast I scored with the Queen!!!
Anakin: "Only Ben S. Gaulk can save me now!"
Hey, Humor ed, how'd you get pictures of people at Megacon before you even went?
Censored: "Oh, Fudge!"
Uncensored: Gandalf is naked.
I hope that there is such thing as "Late Bird Notables"...
Damn TFN, you just have to have two SW vs. LOTR things.
The sequel to "The Magic Cupboard" was a major flop.
Anakin wins this fight, by virtue of the fact that he's the only one with bendable joints.
lightsaber this Anni!
Very funny,Jar jar.Now let GL direct!
When Anakin asks the Wizard, seer of the future, when TheForce.Net will update it's Humor section, the Wizard, thinking it would be less painful then the answer, orders his archer to shoot Anakin.
"Your feable weapons are no match for the power of the Dark Side."
Anakin never discovered if the archer was male or female.
And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "Which dosen" jokes." jokes.
And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "And the Force.Net is shut down with their number of "Which dosen't belong" jokes." jokes.
The budget for Episode III was small, so Lucas reserected a set from "The Borrowers."
Anakin countinued to hold his ground, completly unaware his lightsaber had been replaced with a plastic one.
When John wore his "Star Wars
When John wore his "Star Wars" halloween costume, he accidently ended in the LOTR's part of town, which resulted in many problems.
It was then that Anakin decided he needed some kind of armor.
"Anaki Skywalker, to see Padm?, your evilness." "I've sent Padm? to her excecution."
Anakin at the opening to "LOTR 3" on Coruscant.
"Honey, I shrunk the Jedi."
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