No, Darth, I'm not going to pull your finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fletzer (peterdannenfelser@yahoo.com)</I></SMALL><P>
		No, Darth, I'm not going to pull your finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fletzer (peterdannenfelser@yahoo.com)</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you won't pull my finger, then perhaps she will..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Patrick Carroll</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger.. and your journey to the dark side.. will be complete  Captain:  Dont do it.. he's got a gas mask on for a reason!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Panchyson</I></SMALL><P>
		You might be daddy's little princess, but it still doesn't mean you can tell daddy a lie.  Now goto your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>retrpostage</I></SMALL><P>
		please god, not another pull my finger joke!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Benobi</I></SMALL><P>
		I said no and it will remain no! You are not allowed to go to that Coruscant High party! The boys there are nothing but rebellious scum!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AnotherAgentSmith</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, behind you! It's the rebal base!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pozmack_prime</I></SMALL><P>
		and if *I* was your father, i'd be VERY disappointed in you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Benobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady you are not leaving this house wearing such attire and with your hair like that! I do not care what the latest fashion tips in Cosmo said! This is unacceptable!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AnotherAgentSmith</I></SMALL><P>
		Young Jacobs studied the Master's technique intently... "C'mon, Leia, I triple dog dare you to pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaded</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, Yes I am wearing my Depend! Would you just pull, my damn finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Slamo</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "and if I catch you with Commander Jir again. . ." Leia: "but DAAAAAD!" Vader: "No buts! Why don't you go play with that Skywalker kid..??"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Benobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're lying!  Lucas would never replace my voice with someone else"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Aero</I></SMALL><P>
		You...um....you got something...no...no, not yet....its a lil over.  . .there! You got it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Jedi Bishop</I></SMALL><P>
		Aw c'mon! Pull my finger.. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Rich Wilson</I></SMALL><P>
		Austin Powers<BR><SMALL>by <I>MOLE! MOLE! MOLEY MOLE! </I></SMALL><P>
		Oh you 'don't have the plans'? GO TO YOUR ROOM!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hawkes</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont look at me like that! Thats the last time im letting you borrow the corvette!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Iron One</I></SMALL><P>
		And TF.N's sever crashes with the amount of "pull my finger jokes"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Knight 666</I></SMALL><P>
		"I warned you about that hair... now you will pay the price for your lack of style..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Boba</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your hairstyle disturbing. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Aero</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey Leia,pull my lightsaber<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elf girl</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey Leia,pull my finger! You got to admit,it's a classic<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi girl</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, I don't think you should be spending so much time with Han Whatshisname . . ."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mykael Shone</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't you a little short for a princess?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Palpatim</I></SMALL><P>
		You are in BIG trouble little lady, joyriding in a diplomatic vessel like that... this whole rebelling against the authortiatian father thing stops NOW!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Palpatim</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger princess...pull it or else......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fortan</I></SMALL><P>
		Busted.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Palpatim</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger princess...pull it or else......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fortan</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of height disturbing.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Palpatim</I></SMALL><P>
		This is my daughter? The short one? I don't think so... I'm going to kill Yoda, I swear it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Palpatim</I></SMALL><P>
		No, seriously, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>GMT</I></SMALL><P>
		point that finger elsewhere...!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mathicus</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got a little danish pastry stuck on your ear... yep, there... I got it... there we go.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Palpatim</I></SMALL><P>
		"Ok Princess, is that your final answer?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Jiggady</I></SMALL><P>
		I...I see a "pull a finger" joke...Everyone's in pain....Will we die?<BR><SMALL>by <I>SKYHOPP867</I></SMALL><P>
		Youre the man now dog!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamie Demeter</I></SMALL><P>
		*poke*<BR><SMALL>by <I>THE Lemon Joeco</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not gonna say it...I'm not gonna say it...I'm not gonna say it...I'm not gonna say it... I"M NOT GONNA... Oh well, capton this: "Ey Leia, pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>CreepingDeath</I></SMALL><P>
		"I think you're underestimating the sneakiness."<BR><SMALL>by <I>T-Burns</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>tealcandtrip</I></SMALL><P>
		You will be home 10 o'clock or I'll send a Garrison<BR><SMALL>by <I>DG</I></SMALL><P>
		So, YOU are the one who never posts my TFN picture captions, TAKE HER AWAY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>weeklybagel</I></SMALL><P>
		"I think you're underestimating the sneakiness."<BR><SMALL>by <I>T-Burns</I></SMALL><P>
		That hairstyle. It's absolutely atrocious. Tell me who your stylist is. and they will learn the wrath of an angry father.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jabba the Hatt</I></SMALL><P>
		"And for the last time no MAYO on the hamburger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a... say, you've got something in your teeth."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look! I don't care how much whining I did in Episode II; I'll make up for it now with your head on a platter!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Fred</I></SMALL><P>
		Uhhh...yes, the ladies room is down that hall.  It's the one marked interrogation chamb..., er, I mean, conference room 4.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nerpine the Verpine</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull your finger?  I thought that was Tarkin's foul stench."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		Let's see two big guys all in black and one tiny woman in all white.  Which are the bad guys?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a Traitor.  And didn't your mother teach you how to style your hair?<BR><SMALL>by <I>AIASADAN</I></SMALL><P>
		"Daddy, THIS is the girl who made fun of my Halloween costume!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm not touching you.  I'm not tounching you. Heh, heh, heh."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care what you think you saw.<BR><SMALL>by <I>eric mccrary</I></SMALL><P>
		You shouldnt have dump this poor junior officer at his prom<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher</I></SMALL><P>
		Enacting his favorite scene from the Stooges, Vader preps for the classic finger jab.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care what you think you saw. Me and Tom here have a healthy plutonic relationship. Now stop mopping aroung and go to your room young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>eric mccrary</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm not letting you walk out of here dressed like that, young lady.  Now go put on something black!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		"How many times do I have to tell you-- if you use the starship, bring it back with a full tank!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		Let's see how many "Pull my finger" jokes you get!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Shmarth</I></SMALL><P>
		"I found an eye lash.  Make a wish."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		Senator, you have something in your nose.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		What about the left one? Is that one a sticky bun?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Duane Miller</I></SMALL><P>
		"You know damn right"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  No Drinking, and back by 11:00.  You know how these Navy guys can get.  Leia:  *rolls eyes* Yes dad.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Axleman</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't move princess, there's a big spider right on your shoulder... HAHA made you look, dirty crook!  NOW WHERE ARE THE PLANS YOU INTERCEPTED!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mikey</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you light starch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Solo</I></SMALL><P>
		"um, princess, you, uh, have something in your teeth."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Elvis</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a rebell spy and- Aw, sod it! Have you seen your brother lately? He's been hiding ever since I found him in his room with Mara Jade, using his 'lightsaber'..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emher</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Vaughan</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Stealing plans to the Death Star.  This never would have happened if your mother didn't take away my parental visitation rights.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Demurrer</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, I want you to meet daddy's new... uh, "friend."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Buchol</I></SMALL><P>
		"Does this smell weird to you?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Buchol</I></SMALL><P>
		"If I can't pick my nose, I shall pick yours!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Buchol</I></SMALL><P>
		"DON'T pull my finger!  Ha!  Gotcha on THAT one!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Buchol</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't ever take sides against the family again... ever."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dan Brown</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look behind you!! A three-headed monkey!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adam</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's Your Daddy? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenneth C.</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got mustard on your chin...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bowman Gavin</I></SMALL><P>
		I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bowman Gavin</I></SMALL><P>
		Wait..., maybe I parked the car in lot FF. Damn! I hate mall parking lots during the Holidays. Lea, are you still pushing the alarm buttom?  OR... Pull daddy's finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jAYBIZ</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you not to eat all your candy before your done trick or treating? Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Roach</I></SMALL><P>
		How Bout You And Me Go Play Bump Bump In My Personal Quarters. I Can Show You My ... Lightsabre!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Quinlan a.k.a Jedi  Kei-GerDec-Lan</I></SMALL><P>
		"I want to know what happened to this photo's quality." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Bowman Gavin</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!" (If I am the only one to come up with that I will eat my shorts!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth sane</I></SMALL><P>
		"Aren't you a little short for a Senator?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bowman Gavin</I></SMALL><P>
		You go straight to your room! Do you understand me?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Julie</I></SMALL><P>
		You smell!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Killy Bai</I></SMALL><P>
		TFN continues to bate their members for MORE pull my finger jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Killy Bai</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aaron</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room, and don't come out until you've got a more conservative hairstyle!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aanix Durray</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Igor</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:Young lady you are in big troubble AND your brother Leia: but dad...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jar Jar Dude </I></SMALL><P>
		My bother is going to kick your ass. Uh-huh. huh-huh. Uh-huh. huh-huh. uh-huh..................<BR><SMALL>by <I>Igor</I></SMALL><P>
		Imotep sucked you saw the way he ran away. uh-huh. huh-huh. uh-huh. huh-huh. uh-huh................<BR><SMALL>by <I>Igor</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>FigrinD'anMan</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you to wear a bra, young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		::dude in back:: sir we're losing the battle. ::vader:: Oh yes well. your grounded from flirting w/ your brother for one week. BUT DAD!! no buts.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Igor</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger! Officer: Gulp!<BR><SMALL>by <I>FigrinD'anMan</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you!? Don't bother me when i'm planning galaxy conquest!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		You ate my last donut!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Johnny</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got a little spinach between your teeth.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dan Disney</I></SMALL><P>
		"I should have known you were holding Vader's leash!" Darth: IS THAT A THREAT?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, and Vader's about to prove you CAN pick your friend's nose!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macaroni Penguin</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: "Ha - Ha!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macaroni Penguin</I></SMALL><P>
		And thats when i said,"Hey why dont you go back to tatooine and shoot womp rats or somethin!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chewy the Who?</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: "...be...good..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macaroni Penguin</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of time-awarness dusturbing! How long were you out with that Solo guy? I told you to be home by ten!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		TFN's server crashes after a deluge of "TFN's server crashes after a deluge of 'Pull my finger' jokes" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Myers</I></SMALL><P>
		"BUT DAAAAAAAAD!" "No buts! How many times have I told you, stop tampering with the Death Star Garbage Disposal!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		"Is that a real, rare, one-of-a-kind, life size Tarkin doll!?" "Hey HEY HEY! That's no way to talk to Daddy''s friend!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a member of the Reble Alliance and have a weird dot floating above your head. Taker her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Doug Irving</I></SMALL><P>
		AWWWWWWW! DAD! Why can't I take the EXECUTER out!? just for a liiiiiitle while!? I promise I won't hurt it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		Is that a danish?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and a traitor.  Bad Princess!  Now you go to your cell and you THINK about what you did!<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Myers</I></SMALL><P>
		"White, Gray, Brown, and Black! That's all there is! Did you HAVE to get rid of fashion when you destroyed the Jedi!?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		You're just lucky this nice officer brought you home young lady!  What were you thinking taking the Blockade Runner out for a "joyride"?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Skippy</I></SMALL><P>
		(In deep, menacing voice) "Yippe."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		Ha! Well guess what? Baldness is hereditary!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamWave</I></SMALL><P>
		Come here and pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Clark</I></SMALL><P>
		Even Darth Vader did the "pull my finger" gag on his kids.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian</I></SMALL><P>
		I said shut up and go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maya the evil twin</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"I dont' care what you tell me. You are an actress named Carrie Fisher.  You are not a princess in some Star Wars Universe."<BR><SMALL>by <I>BD</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of a rebel alliance and a.....ohh what the hell, PULL MY FINGER!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mayerwalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Wait until your mother gets home, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>George Starkey</I></SMALL><P>
		"Know your role bitch!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Mitchell</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't make me have to spank you little girl!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Mitchell</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Tubbie-wan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Yes you can take the car but be home by 11! No exceptions!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Mitchell</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who put yeast in the Death Star's ventilation? THIS ONE!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>John Mitchell</I></SMALL><P>
		I forbid you from wearing you hair like that to the prom, and you are not going with that Luke kid...<BR><SMALL>by <I>MarkiasAklar</I></SMALL><P>
		Have you cleaned your teeth today ?<BR><SMALL>by <I>NMA</I></SMALL><P>
		"For the last time!  Your father is a Stih lord, not some wussy Viceroy from Alderaan!  Get used to it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Harsh Raider</I></SMALL><P>
		*hides from "pull my finger" jokes*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord_Homer</I></SMALL><P>
		[Insert a "pull my finger" joke here]<BR><SMALL>by <I>Askian Inthan</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader, "For the last time, where's 3PO? "  Admiral thinking - someone should tell him that we are looking for the stolen plans, not a sarcastic whining droid.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-pold</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel alliance and a traitor! Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara Jinn</I></SMALL><P>
		And then, TFN's server crashed after thousands of readers sent in lame jokes about the server crashing because of lame "pull my finger" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>[MONG]Sardaukar</I></SMALL><P>
		You - you look a lot like that chick that never called me back after after - hey what happened that night anyway?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-Pold</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't give me any lip young lady! I said your grounded!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara Jinn</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU ARE THE WEEKEST LINK.....GOODBUY<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Thermo</I></SMALL><P>
		"Whos ya daddy !"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Thermo</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh yeah?!  But can you do this?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Von Mando</I></SMALL><P>
		Psst.  Do you know that guy behind me.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Von Mando</I></SMALL><P>
		You asked for the basics, so here it is...  "PULL MY FINGER!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Von Mando</I></SMALL><P>
		You *will* pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		Is *that* edible?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		Just when you thought that TFN was finally out of the "Pull-my-finger" phase.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Von Mando</I></SMALL><P>
		Bob Bean of the 501st was very impressed with Sheila's new Leia wardrobe.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		WHO ARE YOU CALLING SCRUFFY-LOOKIN'!?!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, how YOU doin'?<BR><SMALL>by <I>smell-o-vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia...  I am your father...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		Does it make you feel uncomfortable that the epitomy of evil is pointing at you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me where you are hiding the pastries, now!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vesp</I></SMALL><P>
		Either way, if I *do* or *don't* pull your finger, I'm going to choke to death...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Godfada</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, Leia, don't make me use the spanking spoon...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corran Horn</I></SMALL><P>
		Adri<BR><SMALL>by <I>No, I will NOT pull your finger!</I></SMALL><P>
		Naughty, naughty!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corran Horn</I></SMALL><P>
		You have something on your dress. Ha ! Made you look !<BR><SMALL>by <I>BrenDarklighter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: How many times do I have to tell you, Leia? You put your left arm in after you put your right arm in. Honestly, your brother got it right on the first try. Leia: Yea, yea, I get it da..Vader.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Handmaiden Bridget</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor...pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Darryl</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull This!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Spike</I></SMALL><P>
		What Does this smell like to you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Spike</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and smell the power of the Dark Side<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Spike</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a little something on your cheek<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Spike</I></SMALL><P>
		Tag, you're it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wurf</I></SMALL><P>
		For a split second, Vader wondered why Leia reminded him of his dead wife...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeedai Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		"Force Tag! You're it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sebo Ba</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't act so surprised, your Highness, you weren't -- okay, what's with those ear muffs?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anonymous</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady! You are NOT leaving this ship with your hair in those awful buns! <BR><SMALL>by <I>UUThe4SS</I></SMALL><P>
		Hand over the plans....or pull my finger. Your choice Princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>UUThe4SS</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, you are not a Hobbit. You can't have a second breakfast."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Jaxx</I></SMALL><P>
		Once again, TFN forgets to auto-reject all submissions containing "pull" "my" and "finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		All over the world, geeks cry out in disbelief as TFN posts *yet another* "Pull my finger" feed. :-)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		So you stole the cookie from the cookie jar!  Le<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"But daaaad-" "No, Leia, you can NOT wear that gold bikini, and that's FINAL."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Jaxx</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU told those reporters where to find me, didn't you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		So you stole the cookie from the cookie jar! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"Take Your Kids To Work" Day takes a turn for the worse when Mr Skywalker's kid asks why the walkways don't have handrails.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are NOT going to the Prom dressed like that!" "But Mom did!" "If your Mom married a Sith Lord, would you?" "She *DID* marry one!" "Don't change the subject!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room! I'm not going to tell you again!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You stole the keys to my tie fighter!   Leia:  NO!   Vader:  Search your pockets, you know it be true! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  Didn't anyone ever tell you it's impolite to point?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"The ability to pull my finger is insignificant next to the power of the Force."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		"I TOLD you about stealing your mother's hairpins!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lesa</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care if Padme said you could, no daughter of mine is going on a date with that scruffy nerf herder!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		"I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman."<BR><SMALL>by <I>CEWest</I></SMALL><P>
		I said 11pm young lady.  Do not under estimate the power of the curfew.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rye</I></SMALL><P>
		In this clip from the new informational video, 'Parenting 101', actors show what happens when a concerned father finds his daughter hanging out with a bad crowd.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		"Is this how you kids do that 'Sign of the Devil' thing at rock concerts?" "No, hold it vertically." "Okay, I've got the outfit, the hand signs...I think I'm ready for the Aerosmith concert!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, I DON'T know if you can get an action figure of the guy behind me, and if you ask me again I'll crush your throat!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you to be home by 8!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stormcrow</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm impotent, get away from me biatch<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nick</I></SMALL><P>
		And then, TFN's server crashed due to the numerous "pull my finger" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango_45</I></SMALL><P>
		"Captain!  Prepare your men!" - - - "Uh, sir?  I'm over here."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		"Excuse me Lord Vader, but I have a sneaky suspicion that you might be setting yourself up for quite a number of 'pull my finger' captions."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		Now for the last time, no escaping to the rebellion to give important inormation. Go to your room. you're grounded.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dan Reyes</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "HAHAHA!! Diplomatic mission to Aldaran!  Good one!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		I am no longer too frightened to tease a senator.<BR><SMALL>by <I>aggiepadme03</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: Damn you Princess, I command you to pull my finger!  LEIA: Darth Vader. Only you could be so foul.     IMPERIAL OFFICER: You're not standing behind him!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-Wan Gelderd</I></SMALL><P>
		"BUM! You're dead"<BR><SMALL>by <I>StupidMonkey</I></SMALL><P>
		I know YOU are, but what am I?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Mazur</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lauren</I></SMALL><P>
		"Because I am your father, that's why!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Davidw</I></SMALL><P>
		Like it or not, I'm your father, and if I say you're dating Commander Cheekbones, here, you're dating him!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fluke Starbucker</I></SMALL><P>
		...and Leia stared puzzlingly at Vader and his minion, confused as to why they had suddenly become completely motionless.  She was obviously unaware of the wasp hovering mere inches above her head.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: So it was YOU who only gave me 3 pieces of candy on Halloween!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>redaV htraD</I></SMALL><P>
		No! it was not I who farted! It was you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth srbby</I></SMALL><P>
		Moooooooooo................. MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY !!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sam</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you home by 10 o'clock. Not 10:30. Not 10:15, but 10 o'clock young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Quacked-on-Ginn</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't tell me you're on some kind of "mercy mission". Look at your hair - you should have mercy on IT.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Anne Droid</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer thinks, "If she really does pull his finger, I'm gonna get farted on!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Davidw</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you finish all your homework? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Pode</I></SMALL><P>
		No, I want you to clean your bedroom before you can go play with your friends!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vinny</I></SMALL><P>
		You're sure those tapes you stole are technical readouts. They're not of say, two guys that might happen to like us doing some things together, right? Because if they were....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darph Nader</I></SMALL><P>
		They already made "Mommy Dearest" into a movie. I don't think anyone would buy "Daddy Dearest", so nice try, sweetheart.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chuchilla the Wookie Monster</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth:  You march straight up to your room young lady, ON THE DOUBLE Leia: aww Dad... Darth: Dont Dont "awww dad" me! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda-Wan</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: .oO(If she pulls that finger, I'm done for.)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Chance7</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you to clean your room, young lady?<BR><SMALL>by <I>fettfreak</I></SMALL><P>
		...And will you STOP saying "you're right, you're right, I know you're right"!<BR><SMALL>by <I>gunga din</I></SMALL><P>
		Honey, I do not want to see you with this Imperial Officer again!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Moltar</I></SMALL><P>
		That is the last time you go out that late! Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>anakin_1138</I></SMALL><P>
		You, yeah YOU!... The one with the mullet!<BR><SMALL>by <I>gunga din</I></SMALL><P>
		eeeeww.... she did it<BR><SMALL>by <I>chris</I></SMALL><P>
		You will eat you carrots and like them, Missy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>BDGrammer</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't 'Oh, Father' me.  You're going nowhere until your room is clean<BR><SMALL>by <I>JHacha</I></SMALL><P>
		Niether Leia nor the Imperial Officer has the heart to tell Darth Vader that his finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>JHacha</I></SMALL><P>
		Niether Leia nor the Imperial Officer has the heart to tell Darth Vader that his finger puppet show is doomed to failure<BR><SMALL>by <I>JHacha</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady, you're grounded.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chase Peterson</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Khellhound</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia sighs as she realizes vader is about to pull one of his infamous "pull my finger" jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>JHacha</I></SMALL><P>
		Sniff My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spot</I></SMALL><P>
		You, shut up. I was talking to this idiot beside me. So, anyway, where were we? Ah yes, I said to Lando "No, you're the crazy one", and he siad" No, you are really crazy",<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tupolov</I></SMALL><P>
		What did I tell you?!?  NO GOING OUT TO LATE PARTIES WITH THE REBELS!!!!  That's it, no dessert for a week......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda is INDEED a moose....</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my FINGER!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dwayne</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader just can't get those pesky reporters to go away<BR><SMALL>by <I>TRA_Doran</I></SMALL><P>
		You *will*  come to visit me when you get married to that dang smuggler.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord Vaca</I></SMALL><P>
		You *will*  come to visit me when you get married to that dang smuggler.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord Vaca</I></SMALL><P>
		After a month of server preperation TFN dosen't crash from the multitude of uncreative pull my finger captions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>TRA_Doran</I></SMALL><P>
		As thousands of unimaginative fans type pull my finger captions, they feel an mysterious constriction around thier throats.<BR><SMALL>by <I>TRA_Doran</I></SMALL><P>
		Unable to find an actual humorous picture, the crew of TheForce.net decided to just put a screencap up. How lazy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>JL Solano</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU are not as hot as your mother!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>YodaSith</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Look at me.  Do you honestly think I would be able to burp if you pulled my finger?<BR><SMALL>by <I>JadeSolo</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "I want her for lunch...with french fries and a small salad."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Your MAMA!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		Your MAMA!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		here... pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>G3theGroovemaka</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: (thinking)He's not even talking anymore why does he keep gesturing?<BR><SMALL>by <I>MrBeanTroll</I></SMALL><P>
		I said,"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Smuff</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: Uh, Lord Vader, that joke is getting old sir <BR><SMALL>by <I>Ric</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your lights are on!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Someone</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: What did I tell you about riding in cars with boys?!?!  Leia:  You never treat Luke like this!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AndyMac</I></SMALL><P>
		If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times!  Your curfew is midnight!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthKGM</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader to his young daughter after a date with Han Solo "I have told you for lasttime no more wearing your mothers brass nighty!!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brion Rector</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader to his young daughter after a date with Han Solo "I have told you for lasttime no more wearing your mothers brass nighty!!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brion Rector</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader " I don't care what your gonna smell pull my finger!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brion Rector</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're a traitor to the Empire and... hey, you kinda look like my wife... I wonder if... nah." <BR><SMALL>by <I>JediPat</I></SMALL><P>
		You look familiar, carry on.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Synical</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER PRINCESS!!!!!  THEN SEE IF YOU'LL TRY TO STEAL OUR PLANS AGAIN.<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		You, princess, my room, 10:30 i'll supply the entertainment<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		SUCK MY INDEX FINGER NOW<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Your eyes, they look just like... oh, crap!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>cahnMAN</I></SMALL><P>
		Last time I talked to you, you were ugly and overweight.  That's i put you in orphanage.  But now, you're HOT! Oooohh I want you bad.  Eww, did I just say that to my daughter?  I need to quit drugs!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		You forgot the magic word, hunny<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		What's the chance that I can finally get submitted?  I've been trying like mad the last many weeks and nothin :(<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		Yes, you are cute, but your mother has a matchless, classical beuaty. There!  I'm sorry, but it had to be said!~<BR><SMALL>by <I>Davidw</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  It's rude to point  DV:  well, i'm a rude a person.  Get used to rude people.  Your future husband is going to be rude.  Leia:  how do you know?  DV:never underestimate the FORCE!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, I told you to be home 3 hours ago.  And I don't want you seeing that Solo boy anymore, he's a half witted Scruffy looking Nerf herder.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cbormann</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and submit to the true POWER of the FORCE!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Just be thankful you aren't my daughter, because if you were I'd dispense with pleasantries and ...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>cahnMAN</I></SMALL><P>
		'Do not play games with me, Your Highness! Unless you're talking about 'Scrabble'  I'm always up for a good game of  'Scrabble'!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Davidw</I></SMALL><P>
		didn't your father ever tell you it's wrong to lie?  (to himself): oh, i guess not... (to Leia) well my serves that I didn't, so.... it's wrong to lie<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's not true! Batman is way cooler than Superman!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Xace</I></SMALL><P>
		You are *GROUNDED* young lady until you *CLEAN YOUR ROOM*!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bagel</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "And you expect me to take you seriously with two cinnamon rolls stuck to your head?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>cahnMAN</I></SMALL><P>
		"And Princess, you MUST give me the name of your hairdresser."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauler</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "You can't tell me what do, Vader! It's not like you're my dad or something."   Vader-- "Watch your lip, young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>cahnMAN</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll have an espresso and a dozen of those cinnamon buns you're wearing.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steja_Palex</I></SMALL><P>
		No, young lady, you may not stay out past curfew.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaya Solo</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't know the power of the fuzzy screen."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		My daughter would never wear her hair like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DeMeaNoR</I></SMALL><P>
		"DON'T touch that panel on my chest again, your Highness.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Unposted Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chad Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey... aren't you my daughter? Naw it can't be... (lowers voice) You're on no mercy mission this time.<BR><SMALL>by <I>theForcegirl</I></SMALL><P>
		Another unlucky citizen of Coruscant gets turned away from the Emperor's Night Club by the most feared bouncer in the galaxy<BR><SMALL>by <I>jamo831</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, mate... I'm NOT gonna pull ya finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Edgar Greyshadow</I></SMALL><P>
		All right, young lady, you're grounded!  It's way past your curfew.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lairdman</I></SMALL><P>
		And YOU little lady, are grounded!  I said no more smuggling Imperial plans and I MEAN IT!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gendi</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess Leia falls for the infamous "Pull my finger" trick.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lairdman</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, Lord Vader, can I have your daughter's phone number?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lairdman</I></SMALL><P>
		The admiral stood in awkward silence while Vader scolded his daughter.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader has an embarrasing moment as his mechanical arm freezes in place.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lairdman</I></SMALL><P>
		I've told you many times... Daddy's lightsaber is not a toy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Obi Wan never told you what happened to your father.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lairdman</I></SMALL><P>
		Wait!  That officer was in this scene?!  Pan & Scan Sucks!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord_Homer</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba Faith</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sammy D.</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh no, young lady.  I don't care if all the other girls are doing it, you are not leaving this ship with your hair like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Swingin' Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		I will point my finger at you if I want to, Princess!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark One</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dang it, Leia, I'm a sith, not a mechanic!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>doggans</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Carter-TFN</I></SMALL><P>
		We're not having this arguement. Not here, not now, not infront of the underling.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Finn Dootric</I></SMALL><P>
		You put your right hand in... you put your right hand out.... <BR><SMALL>by <I>sheleigh</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: ground her! Ground her!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hisan Inak'sin, Noghri Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		And now your royal highness, it's time to lay the rumors of your father to rest.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Suddenly, the server shut down after being inundated with "pull-my-finger" jokes!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth duncan</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: "Vader!  You're supposed to be my man!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gungan Guy</I></SMALL><P>
		"pull my finger!"  (i hope i was the first)<BR><SMALL>by <I>ericfenny</I></SMALL><P>
		Dude!  You're getting a Dell!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lucky</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		And the TFN server crashes as thousands of "Pull my finger" jokes are submitted...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Webster</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader shows Princes Leah where the bathroom is located.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sethrik</I></SMALL><P>
		"Rule #1 in any Halloween movie-your going to do a lot of running!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedibruce</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer (muffling) Don't pull it, it's a trick....ack ack!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daniel Glasglow</I></SMALL><P>
		The truth was that there was no such power as Force Choke, but rather something much more sinister...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daniel Glasglow</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve</I></SMALL><P>
		Next time we're using YOUR server!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamWave</I></SMALL><P>
		"this is what it smells like when you become a man"<BR><SMALL>by <I>ericfenny</I></SMALL><P>
		You got Spinach in your teeth.<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMidyan</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Vader wants YOU.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hideous</I></SMALL><P>
		So you're the one responsible for not having the humor sections captions updated frequently.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chase Peterson</I></SMALL><P>
		Soon after being swamped by pull my finger jokes, Vader turned his attention away from the rebels, and to the humor staff at the TFN Humor site.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gali Nuva</I></SMALL><P>
		You just tell your boyfreind Han taht your father can choke a man just by raising his hand.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-nighty night</I></SMALL><P>
		AHA! It was you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>starwarsman77</I></SMALL><P>
		(imperial officer) Why does he always stick his pinky out when he points?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adam Ihle</I></SMALL><P>
		Your gonna eat it Reno style tough guy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		I love what you've done with your hair, Princess!<BR><SMALL>by <I>starwarsman77</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have a little somethin' there... no, other side... Commander, get the Princess a tissue..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>SagaMasterXK</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: You'd be partialy brain dead not to pull my finger. Next time i'm LEAVING you at the landromat!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blue_Ice-Green_Fire</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!!"  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Joel Fonferko</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!!"  "Oh Dad, grow up."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joel Fonferko</I></SMALL><P>
		lol!!!! I was smart and hid! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord_Homer</I></SMALL><P>
		If you make fun of my cinnamon rolls one more time...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sith_Hunter</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.... snicker.... snicker<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joe Somebody</I></SMALL><P>
		*Poke*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		Are those edible?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer, this is the woman who hit my Star Destroyer!  I'm certain of it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Bagwell</I></SMALL><P>
		if this is a diplomatic ship where is the beautiful ambasidor<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth_kirby</I></SMALL><P>
		You! I told you not to use so much starch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The guy with no name</I></SMALL><P>
		...And another thing, I don't want you to stay out past midnight EVER again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, I command you to put on a better outfit!  Your hot mother must be rolling in her grave.<BR><SMALL>by <I>SKYHOPP867</I></SMALL><P>
		TFN are a bunch of homos and that's all there is to it beetch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>B. Etterthanyou</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger...aaahhhhh<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		if your an imperial senetor, why are you using a rebel ship?  <BR><SMALL>by <I>darth_kirby</I></SMALL><P>
		"Darth Vader, only you would be so rude to point..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>D'alaetos Shai</I></SMALL><P>
		No you di'nt!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		You go down that corridor, take a  left, and it is the thrid door on the right. Please flush when you are finished.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gideon</I></SMALL><P>
		The guard behind Darth Vader tried his hardest not to laugh when he saw that he had tucked his cape into his underwear<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ravey Davey</I></SMALL><P>
		Oil can.... oil can<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gideon</I></SMALL><P>
		What the Hell are those things on your head? No! I want to know. Just what the Hell kind of hairstyle is that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gideon</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer, place this woman under arrest for illegal hair buns.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Bagwell</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial officer:  "Oh, please, Lord Vader, if you're going to do the 'Pull My Finger' gag again, at least let me get out from behind you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nemesis</I></SMALL><P>
		This is not the finger you are looking to pull. Go about your business.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gideon</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, weren't you in the movie The Burbs?  Can I have your autograph!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Whooo's that ladyyyyyy...?  WHO'S THAT LAY-DAH?  Sexy ladyyyyyy...  WHO'S THAT LAY-DAH?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nemesis</I></SMALL><P>
		You didn't by chance see Episode III did you?  No?  O.K. then, I can capture you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Hey, Princess, what's that on your shirt?  ...Oh, yeah, it's that duct tape for your...  ahem."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nemesis</I></SMALL><P>
		If you pull my finger again, TheFoce.net will be rendered inoperable!<BR><SMALL>by <I>YodaMan</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader tries the ol' "Hey look its Elvis" gag<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ravey Davey</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer thinking: "Oh please God no! Not again. I still haven't been able to get the stain out of the last uniform."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Coy</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't talk to me, I'll turn you red like the dude behind me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you take that tone with ME, young lady!  Or it's straight to the Emperor's office for you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nemesis</I></SMALL><P>
		Man I feel like I know you from somewhere....don't tell me!  Let me guess?  I can't put my finger on it but I know....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		*Insert clean your room joke here*<BR><SMALL>by <I>YodaFeak</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on down, you're the next contestant on "The Emperor is Right!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Trenor</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and...  ooooOOOOooo,  are those real cinnamon rolls?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sithman</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "No, no no!  Look, if you want to be Spider-man for Halloween, you need to at *least* get the hand thingy right.  And I'm not even going to *start* on the costume."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sithwitch 13</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a part of the Rebel Alliance, and an AOL user! Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Argo Gulski</I></SMALL><P>
		yank my digit<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll ask you one more time your highness!  Where did you hide my helmet polish!!!??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff Ecker</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer Behind Vader: "Please, DON'T pull his finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan Harley</I></SMALL><P>
		"You've hidden the plans haven't you?"-darth "Don't point your finger at me.  That's rude, what would Mother say?"-leia "Admiral, take her to the detention room at once!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>tesswan</I></SMALL><P>
		Commander: Lord Vader... might I remind you that Princess Leia has, on numerous occasions, refused to pull your finger?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You don't know the power of the dark side of the force."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go on, pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lance Dickson</I></SMALL><P>
		"Tell me where those plans are, or you're grounded."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kristyn</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, dad, I will NOT pull your finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>starwarsman77</I></SMALL><P>
		Bang! You're Dead!<BR><SMALL>by <I>alecquaid@hotmail.com</I></SMALL><P>
		And here we truly find out how many stupid "Pull my finger gags" can be posted on TFN for one captioning.  (Sorry guys, but you really set yourselves up for this one)<BR><SMALL>by <I>LukeAnaSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Could you pull my finger?  I don't feel like choking the one behind me...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kupokpok</I></SMALL><P>
		And the server crashes (again) due to the massive amount of jokes involving the pulling of fingers...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kupokpok</I></SMALL><P>
		Little did the Princess know that Lord Vader was actually a lifesize ventriloquist's dummy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>alecquaid@hotmail.com</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>why can't you be more like your brother </I></SMALL><P>
		Don't look now but it's right behind you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>alecquaid@hotmail.com</I></SMALL><P>
		why can't you be more like your brother and start a farm or something<BR><SMALL>by <I>MattyDale</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a member of the Rebel Alliance, a traitor, and I LOVE YOU!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Boricua</I></SMALL><P>
		Obedience training for rebel scum!  We will train your rebel scum to sit and stay on command.<BR><SMALL>by <I>LukeAnaSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		If you pull my finger, you experience a smell like no other.<BR><SMALL>by <I>alecquaid@hotmail.com</I></SMALL><P>
		"Sure.  Go down that hall, take a left. It's right next to the men's room."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Porto John</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, your mother had a mole in the same spot. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Panicin Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		you got something on the side of your mouth there<BR><SMALL>by <I>MattyDale</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't I know you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>MattyDale</I></SMALL><P>
		"Boo-Ya!  B-ball one-on-ones?  Three for me... zee-ro for you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Porto John</I></SMALL><P>
		"Uh, excuse me Lord Vader.  The soda machine is more toward your left."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Porto John</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Now, your name is Leia.  You can't deny it.  Don't act so surprised.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Robbie Chastain</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia-WHAT DO YOU WANT! Vader- Don't take that tone with me missy, now we are going strait home!<BR><SMALL>by <I>MattyDale</I></SMALL><P>
		Now young lady, what did yur mother tell you about stealing?<BR><SMALL>by <I>blasted_saber</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Solo Han</I></SMALL><P>
		DON'T Pull my finger, it is a trap<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brad Kan Obi So Cool</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, you'd better stop kissing your brother or you're going to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>um</I></SMALL><P>
		Only YOU can prevent forest fires!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jenarwen</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my (TF.N Humor explodes AGAIN)<BR><SMALL>by <I>csenosiain</I></SMALL><P>
		You complete meeeee<BR><SMALL>by <I>jenarwen</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader- And then I said "what does that have to do with anything" and the little wart yelled at me. Can you beileve his nerve<BR><SMALL>by <I>MattyDale</I></SMALL><P>
		GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jenarwen</I></SMALL><P>
		...and be home by 11. And I'm only going to say this once young lady: Use protection!.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>jenarwen</I></SMALL><P>
		pardon me pricess, you have a buger in your nose<BR><SMALL>by <I>haden</I></SMALL><P>
		You know, you remind me alot of your mother everyday... and also why I liquidated her... (under breath) the witch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Moron</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and... I like what you've done with your hair!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Larry the Hutt</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull My Finger,   Come On Pull It"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cody Cox</I></SMALL><P>
		!That's it!  You and Luke have been fighting for the last time!  Goto your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Phreak</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger Leia.  C'mon I got real good one this time!  Aww."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Phreak</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger Leia.  C'mon I got real good one this time!  Aww."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Phreak</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger......come on pull it"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cody Cox</I></SMALL><P>
		Dude, the Empire just, like, totally rocks!<BR><SMALL>by <I>theWop</I></SMALL><P>
		Trick or "I call my Star Destroyers to kick ur @$$"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Phreak</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and my daughter!  As long as you are under my roof you will be an imperial!  Go to your cell!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Red 5</I></SMALL><P>
		what do you mean this is my daughter?  so much for sending her to my private chambers.<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth guywithoutalife</I></SMALL><P>
		Dear Abby,  Is it poor etiquette point with your pinky extended when taking prisoners? Signed, Confussed Sith Lord<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		hello<BR><SMALL>by <I>pablo </I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care what you think! I'm your father, and I saw you can't go out with Luke! Why? Because I said so, that's why!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aluren the Mysterious Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Star Wars, the Updated Widescreen version shows us that Darth Vader was actually a Muppet, performed masterfully by Frank Oz disguised as an Imperial Officer<BR><SMALL>by <I>Some Canadian Geek</I></SMALL><P>
		Commander, are these donuts comestible?<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMole666</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Koopa </I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel traitor and an alliance... *laughs* Okay I got it this time... <BR><SMALL>by <I>Possessed Freak</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Pull my finger.   Leia:  I don't know what you're talking about.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Possessed Freak</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess, I do not want you to pull my finger. Look at the horrified face of the officer behind me. I was simply pointing at you, Leia. Relax. Now, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Jaxx</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Look behind you, look look look, oh you will be sorry if you don't look, LOOK, LOOK!!!   Leia: Fine, what is it... Vader: HAH made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Possessed Freak</I></SMALL><P>
		"eeewww! You snogged your brother!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ian Spendloff</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Now daughter, about this running around all willy-nilly trying to save the galaxy after ten PM, well, I just won't have it in this family!!  I have a reputation to preserve!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Br0nski</I></SMALL><P>
		You are grounded, and stop looking at me like that!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mack</I></SMALL><P>
		You watch it, Missy!  It's a good thing I don't know you're my daughter or you'd really be in for it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care what the other kids are doing. Your curfew is midnight, and that?s final. If you're late again, you're grounded. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Myrddin</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're not going trick-or-treating until you put on a bra, young lady."<BR><SMALL>by <I>KingNothing</I></SMALL><P>
		HAD she learned to trust her feelings, Leia should have thought as he pointed at her, "Who does this moron think he is, my fath-...........NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tycalibur</I></SMALL><P>
		Hang lose dude!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sarcastic Sith Person</I></SMALL><P>
		you are grounded for a month! Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>james vader</I></SMALL><P>
		You stole the plans, you are grounded, GO TO YOUR ROOM !!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Glen Patterson</I></SMALL><P>
		You ,Leia... Me, Vader. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakin Fiired</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Hey what's this spot on your shirt.  Leia:  Huh?  Vader:  Made ya look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>We Three P.O.ed</I></SMALL><P>
		mmm... honey buns...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Go to your jail cell and stay there there until your willing to tell me what you did with the death star plans.  Leia: Fine then!  I hate you!  I hate you!  I hate you! <BR><SMALL>by <I>We Three P.O.ed</I></SMALL><P>
		Got your nose!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jonny_eh</I></SMALL><P>
		PIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Admiral Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Darth wants YOU to join the Imperial Army!<BR><SMALL>by <I>El Mariachi</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JL Gil</I></SMALL><P>
		This is your last warning......pull my finger or...........................oh come on just pull it, you never play with me<BR><SMALL>by <I>DARTH BOB</I></SMALL><P>
		So, it's THIS hand that I am supposed to pretend is robotic?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Drama Diva</I></SMALL><P>
		Suddenly, Leia got the feeling that Vader was merely a puppet, an extension of the will of some more sinister being... the Imperial officer behind him.<BR><SMALL>by <I>blar</I></SMALL><P>
		You talkin' to me...? You talkin' to ME?!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Icebreaker</I></SMALL><P>
		I said "Go to your room, young lady.  I don't care if I haven't been there for the past 18 years! Don't sass me!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starburstlvr</I></SMALL><P>
		"I *dare* you, Ambassador, to make a 'pull my fnger' joke...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big McLageHuge</I></SMALL><P>
		"Not only is Picard's crew better, he's a finer actor than Kirk could ever be."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big McLageHuge</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll get you my pretty, and your little droid too!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bantha master</I></SMALL><P>
		"I want you home by midnight, young lady..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big McLageHuge</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop Farting<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rockway</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh Yeah?  Well, you're grounded missy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>bantha master</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't want you dating that Skywalker kid, anymore..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big McLageHuge</I></SMALL><P>
		Bad Princess!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Bad Princess!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mirdy03</I></SMALL><P>
		Bad girl! *Vader points*<BR><SMALL>by <I>obaona</I></SMALL><P>
		Does this look infected?<BR><SMALL>by <I>bantha master</I></SMALL><P>
		Leah:  Yeah, well every time you point a finger at someone, you've got 4 pointing back at you.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Bill Nates</I></SMALL><P>
		That's not funny! Never push my red button again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bill Nates</I></SMALL><P>
		(Insert Pull my finger or go to your room joke here.)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Demeos</I></SMALL><P>
		"Aren't you a little short for my daughter?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big McLageHuge</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh.  Yes.  A finger.  Good caption idea.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ertin guroc</I></SMALL><P>
		Sticks and stones may hurt normal people...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jesus</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you to pick up two widescreen dvds, 1 fullscreen dvd and a whopper from Burger King.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		"GO to your room. Can't you see I'm working?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fett lover (but not that way)</I></SMALL><P>
		You're not going out dressed like Natalie Portman this year and that's final!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Demeos</I></SMALL><P>
		Suddenly Star Wars: Ultimate Edition takes a horrible turn as the Dark Lord's fingertip whirs opens, revealing a hidden blaster and the new theme song begins: "da,da,da,da,da the Sith Lord Gadget"<BR><SMALL>by <I>tealcandtrip</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm sorry...I can't pass this up...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Snoogans</I></SMALL><P>
		"I've told you this a thousand times, young lady. That boy is too old for you! He's a bad influence! You've stolen plans, blown up Daddy's workplace, stolen a spaceship... That's it, you're grounded."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Master_Allya</I></SMALL><P>
		Another phalic symbol?  Will this inuendo never end?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Prophet</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Reza Zarghami</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Now, let me get this straight. You put the lime in the coconut, you drank them both up?<BR><SMALL>by <I>gynarchy now</I></SMALL><P>
		Say...you were that nun in Jay & Silent Strike back weren't you?  Can I get your autograph?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Alf</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey Admiral, check out that zit on her chin.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Proctris</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Why is that guy staring at me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>hermione iella meriadoc mccoy</I></SMALL><P>
		The next time you sneak out, I'll blow up your home!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Buckeye</I></SMALL><P>
		Guy (thinking): Why can't he send me out of the room when he wants to discipline his kids?<BR><SMALL>by <I>grammar skiksa</I></SMALL><P>
		only YOU can prevent forest fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>rufus holmes</I></SMALL><P>
		Quit making fun of Christopher Walken's nose!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Buckeye</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, do those cinnamon buns come with cream cheese icing?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Buckeye</I></SMALL><P>
		Now Leia! Go to your room! And no more using the starship when I'm not home!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dhruv Kalra</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Buckeye</I></SMALL><P>
		Thats IT young Lady!  I will NOT have you dating a smuggler who hangs out with a Wookie, got it?  Now GO TO YOUR ROOM!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fwiffo</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, look, it's Captain Kirk!  Made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Buckeye</I></SMALL><P>
		Turn down that damn rap music!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Buckeye</I></SMALL><P>
		The last image of Darth Vader, before he became Darth Stink<BR><SMALL>by <I>Punster</I></SMALL><P>
		sweetie, you got some stuff on your face [licks finger]<BR><SMALL>by <I>rufus holmes</I></SMALL><P>
		If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times young lady: no inciting rebellion on hostile worlds until you've cleaned your quarters!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaded_Girl</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Captain Dude:  Why don't I get any lines???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth TK421</I></SMALL><P>
		You tell me the location of your TFN humor update.<BR><SMALL>by <I>ZoTenAlf</I></SMALL><P>
		"I seem to be out of web fluid..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dagger</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL tell me where the plans are for the TFN humor update.<BR><SMALL>by <I>ZoTenAlf</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're trying to tell me SHE's my DAUGHTER? She looks nothing like me!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>X.</I></SMALL><P>
		Now whos having troubles breathing, ay?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zealous</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyle</I></SMALL><P>
		Father to Daughter: "You go back there and put on a bra!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zell</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Door to Door Book Club and are annoying, take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mustard</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "I don't care who started it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Click</I></SMALL><P>
		And thus, the internet came to a screeching halt as an overload of "pull my finger" jokes plagued TFN Humor.<BR><SMALL>by <I>ComicKook</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kamikazegamer</I></SMALL><P>
		The Empire's dreaded new superweapon: one pull can make entire servers explode!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kamikazegamer</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, if I catch you out with that Solo boy again you will regret it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JGoC</I></SMALL><P>
		The disturbance in the Force is telling me YOU farted!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan Alderfer</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Fingure<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care who started it, you don't have to finish it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Justin</I></SMALL><P>
		It's after Labor Day, and your still wearing white,  the fashion poloice is not as forgiving as I am"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hapoo Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your just like your mother, litlle sassy mouth, now go to your room.  I will deal with you later."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hapoo Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		You were my first choice as my dark apprentice...but NOOO, Palpatine just had to have your brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>ME (Andy, that is)</I></SMALL><P>
		You do not know the power of the Dark Side.  Pull my finger, and witness ultimate power!<BR><SMALL>by <I>http://mike.now.nu</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Skip Bruns</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Zygala</I></SMALL><P>
		No, really.  Does this look infected to you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sweet Uncle Biggs</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Why are you pointing at me? Darth: I'm giving you cancer. In the head.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mellack</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen here, bitch, YOU try acting with 300lb of crap hanging off you and your head in a bucket.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mellack</I></SMALL><P>
		you're not going out with that Solo kid, and that's my final answer!<BR><SMALL>by <I>cgreen71</I></SMALL><P>
		You are short .  Luke is short.  That means, that the tall genes and the dark side genes are recessive.<BR><SMALL>by <I>I know, I'm not that funny.</I></SMALL><P>
		You have croissants in your hair!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Ballz</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: *muttering*  "Why does he always make me stand behind him when he does that stupid 'Pull my finger' gag?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>PsychoAggie</I></SMALL><P>
		Where is your hall pass ma'am?<BR><SMALL>by <I>sean moon</I></SMALL><P>
		You've ah... got some spinach in your teeth...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dr_Funkenstein</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthbaker182</I></SMALL><P>
		come on... it's legal in Alabama<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dallas Baker</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, no really...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Snausages</I></SMALL><P>
		they say once you go black you never go back!<BR><SMALL>by <I>themilkywayman</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spell</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Ummm, Lord Vader, I'm over here<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spell</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You've been hanging out with those Rebel Alliance holigans again, haven't you?  Nothing to say, huh?  Don't worry...we have ways of making you talk!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>AshFalling</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader : Don't talk back to me young lady! Wait until your Mother get's home! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Spell</I></SMALL><P>
		Here, let me get that booger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedivalens</I></SMALL><P>
		"It was days like this, when Lord Vader tried the old 'Pull My Finger' Joke with royalty, that made Captain Neru hate his job."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Delta Tau Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger, I have forseen it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian</I></SMALL><P>
		Curse this DVD player Watto sold me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Nick</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you!  Don't steal Imperial plans!  Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Saber</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me Leia, do you find sand in strange places?<BR><SMALL>by <I>BCool</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Who's your daddy?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, I dare you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mick</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you eat my Ice Cream??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Beida</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hairballs</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: if you answer this correctly you will win one million dollars ready princess, :where is the location of the secret rebel base?<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth_yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		wait a minute... your not Cristina agulara, your just an ugly ***** with two buns for ears<BR><SMALL>by <I>oldcrazyyoda</I></SMALL><P>
		"The Empire Wants YOU!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan S.</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you, Leia, I want MR BUBBLES brand bath bubbles, not that generic stuff!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dart Heebs</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, ain't you in Star Wars?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dart Heebs</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey Leia, pull my finger...!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dart Heebs</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>toad</I></SMALL><P>
		You are not to be drinking and better be home by 1:00 young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joe Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, go to your room before I have to blow up another planet."<BR><SMALL>by <I>excalibur2358</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you use that tone with me! That is it, you are grounded young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>excalibur2358</I></SMALL><P>
		If I ever catch you kissing your brother again, you'll be grounded for a month!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sean steinhardt</I></SMALL><P>
		"Listen Princess, I heard from E* TV that black is the next "IN" color..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>excalibur2358</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, I left my inhaler at home, this is for my asthma!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>excalibur2358</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wer-Al Zwowe</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull on my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wer-Al Zwowe</I></SMALL><P>
		You are the Weakest Link<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wer-Al Zwowe</I></SMALL><P>
		Hi<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wer-Al Zwowe</I></SMALL><P>
		You call me a nerf herder again and I'll herd YOUR nerfs!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Shaw</I></SMALL><P>
		Have you seen my protocol droid??? hes about this height and gold coverings.. goes by the name.. C3PO..? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Teko Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		you are part of the critic alliance and a traitor!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>scott jones</I></SMALL><P>
		Just look at that hair, young lady!!! Ludicrous!!!  And what is this I've been hearing about stealing???????<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan1986</I></SMALL><P>
		It's all about fun-da-men-tals<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shiv</I></SMALL><P>
		That's enough young lady; you're not getting any desserts tonight.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jean-Luc Dupont</I></SMALL><P>
		The Force is the bloodstream of the Universe.  The power to control the galaxy is in which finger?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan1986</I></SMALL><P>
		With Prowse's hip having gone out again, the poor Imperial officer was forced to control a Vader puppet for most of the filming.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan1986</I></SMALL><P>
		insert 10,000th 'pull my finger joke' here<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		"Here, pull my finger".....     (aww, come on, you knew someone had to say it!)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Drea Jade</I></SMALL><P>
		you must be this tall to ride in the trash compactor<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Steven</I></SMALL><P>
		if the glove doesn't fit...you must aquit<BR><SMALL>by <I>sitherwhite</I></SMALL><P>
		you are part of the rebel alliance and a.......sorry is this ment to be made up? DOH!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>davie glasgow</I></SMALL><P>
		for the love of god woman...don't pull it!  I'm in the blast zone!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sith nation boy</I></SMALL><P>
		what a lovely smell you've discovered...pull it again<BR><SMALL>by <I>yarddog</I></SMALL><P>
		Fool me once, shame on you!  Fool me twice, shame on me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben McKee</I></SMALL><P>
		No disintigrations!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bentastic</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to clean your room before you went on your diplomatic mission! You have failed me for the last time! You, young Skywalker, are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Postmine</I></SMALL><P>
		Now Leia, I want you home before 11:00.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bentastic</I></SMALL><P>
		Do we need to have a chat about the birds and the brothers?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bentastic</I></SMALL><P>
		We meet again at last. I have not forgotten that you gave me 0 points in at last week's poetry slam.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dierk Hagedorn</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're crazy if you think you're going out dressed like that!"  "But daaaaaad!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FUNKMastrGeneral</I></SMALL><P>
		I said no and it will remain no! You are not allowed to go to that Coruscant High party! The boys there are nothing but rebellious scum!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AnotherAgentSmith</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you have any Grey Poupon?<BR><SMALL>by <I>TK-638</I></SMALL><P>
		So I finally found you Princess.. now give me a hug or I'll choke you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord of the Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		GO TO YOUR ROOM!  and don't you EVER Steal Daddy's Death Star plans again.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tara - Wan Kenobi & Alexi Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Now now, young lady, if you don't behave I'll have to order your extermination.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord of the Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		DV: No I'm serious, PULL MY FINGER! (only one in the sea of this weeks pull my finger jokes)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord of the Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a very bad girl.  YOU ARE GROUNDED!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Coons</I></SMALL><P>
		Hear Princess, pull my finger and smell the force!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff McCabe</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a trait....is that guy grabbing my ass?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The_Bishop</I></SMALL><P>
		Here Princess, pull my finger and smell the force!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff McCabe</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, Daddy's working now go play with Mom.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader - "I don't want you seeing that Han." Leia - "Why." Vader " He's a Smuggler and him and that filthy Wookie drag race that rust-bucket 'Falcon' down the kessel run at 4:00 in the morning.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tara - Wan Kenobi & Alexi Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Pre-Intergalactic Methane Wars ritual<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erik Hackenbush</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "Ha! Found you! Now it is your turn to seek..." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jemm</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you're in MY way.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Crazyhun</I></SMALL><P>
		"I need U to pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>MrSox</I></SMALL><P>
		Y'know, you look just like my ex-wife...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stu C.</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey!  Am I takkin tuh you?  Huh, am I takkin tuh you?  Now get over there an' shutcher mouth.  An' if yeh move, I'ma ... gonna shootcha.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Don?t you even think of going to Eurocon!"  Leia: "But, daaad!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tess</I></SMALL><P>
		I am you PaPa!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kian Cheong Lim</I></SMALL><P>
		If I've told you once I've told you 1000 times Deathsticks are not toys!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		If I've told you once I've told you 1000 times Deathsticks are not toys!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>simon </I></SMALL><P>
		No Darth, I won't fall for that one again. Jeez and you're supposed to be the chosen one??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lestat</I></SMALL><P>
		If you call me "bug-eyes" one more time, I'll chinese-burn your cinnamon whirls!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vladimir Imp</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on.  Just give it a little tug.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Simon Dewar</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it young lady! Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Marbles Marbles</I></SMALL><P>
		And get a hair cut, that cinnamon bun that cinnamon bun thing just aint cutting it anymore!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bobafettwannabe</I></SMALL><P>
		you, me, some wine a few dewback steaks, how does that sound?<BR><SMALL>by <I>bobafettwannabe</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader, your force poke is usless on me!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bobafettwannabe</I></SMALL><P>
		you were terrible in "Harry met Sally", I liked the wagon wheel<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pat Harrington</I></SMALL><P>
		your mother was a fox ,you know?<BR><SMALL>by <I>bobafettwannabe</I></SMALL><P>
		And you will be home at seven! OK?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roger Andersen</I></SMALL><P>
		"You said the burning sensation would stop within 2 to 3 weeks!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Doctor Sauce</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Pull my finger Princess.  Pull it!  PULL IT!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba Poet</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a huge spot on your chin!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave E</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Smitty</I></SMALL><P>
		How would you like to be 3 foot 2, instead of 5 foot 5?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>KitaruSapien</I></SMALL><P>
		In Italy, that gesture is considered rude.<BR><SMALL>by <I>bearded_one</I></SMALL><P>
		Ha Ha , Jar Jar Will Be In Episode III<BR><SMALL>by <I>George Lucas</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: boomboom SHOUT! boomboom SHOUT! boomboom SHOUT! SHOUT AT THE DEVILLL... (come on, Vaders doing the HORNS with his hand. Bet you thought i was gonna say "pull my finger", didntcha?)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eren</I></SMALL><P>
		Since you're pulling my leg about the location of the plans,how's about pulling my finger too?<BR><SMALL>by <I>capatain obvious</I></SMALL><P>
		You took my part as the princess. Now im stuck with this black suit!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christian M</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't look now - it's got 100 legs and it's on your hair...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Chin</I></SMALL><P>
		Where have you been young lady? Your mother and I have been worried sick!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		Rare footage reveal Vader's puppeteer<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh go on.. I know you want to..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		"Are you wearing that gold bikini??  If you are, could you show us??"<BR><SMALL>by <I>PlastiqPhantom</I></SMALL><P>
		No no no.. its different from all the other pull my finger jokes!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		10 bucks they take a month to update the page? You're on!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		Silence all round as Leia tells dad she's pregnant with Chewbacca's baby<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia! Gee.. You know, I've know you since you were this high.. Oh.. Sorry.. Touchy subject?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care what the critics said, I LIKED JAR JAR"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lordstimpy</I></SMALL><P>
		Shoppers weren't too impressed with the interactive Vader<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got a spot of lunch left there..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		You totally stoll that hair do from me, your High-ness!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Paken</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen love i can wear leather and my bum does not look big in this <BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Oakerbee</I></SMALL><P>
		starwars<BR><SMALL>by <I>sean</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look you little smart alec, you want that indent in your chin to grow outwards?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chad Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		"Is the galley this way?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chad Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		"You understand me when I'm talking to you?  ANSWER ME!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chad Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		"We must complete the Circle of Life and you WILL marry this man."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chad Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		Once again, Theforce.net's server is forced to shut down due to the overload of "pull my finger" submissions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip</I></SMALL><P>
		hey! you have something on your shirt...<BR><SMALL>by <I>shadowrun</I></SMALL><P>
		He's too old for you to date !<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		You're having a bad hair day... aren't you??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Benobiwan</I></SMALL><P>
		There's a big spot on your chin Leia<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pez</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a big zit, yes, a big one right there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU will marry that sad looking bastard standing behind me whether you like it or not -- for I am your FATHER and you better not foget it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		Dad, stop pointing at me! I'm sick of your pointing, pointing, pointing, always accusing me of some ludicrous, rebellious shenanigans!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull it -- just pull it! -- The guy behind me really deserves it! Leia: Oh, Daddy, don't be silly!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		sniff that and tell me where its been?<BR><SMALL>by <I>steve king</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, aren't YOU Carrie Fisher? Wow, could I get your autograph?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		Wait, don't tell me.  Your name is......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael Baker</I></SMALL><P>
		The latest Trading Spaces episode: Designer: Right about... here... yes, this is where I want you hang the draperies. And tonight, for your homework, I want this coffee table painted green!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't even THINK about it! You are NOT going out on a date with Tony Hawk. You will instead go out with this android behind me! I don't want to have to take care of another love child!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		"...But Daddy. Luke broke the lamp"<BR><SMALL>by <I>dg</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, pull my finger! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Addison</I></SMALL><P>
		You're part of the rebellion alliance and a traitor..and don't kiss your brother.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Aero</I></SMALL><P>
		You will not kiss your brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Aero</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, *I* am your father... *you* are my daughter... and this guy right here behind me is your cousin Ned! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamesagorn</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sitheye</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got a little cereal on your chin.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sitheye</I></SMALL><P>
		Got Milk mustache...  HAHAHAHAHA!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sitheye</I></SMALL><P>
		"HEY! I KNOW YOU!! YOUR THAT OLD CHICK IN SCREAM 3!!! CAN I GET AN AUTOGRAPH???"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Tass</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't you the nun from Jay and Silent Bob?<BR><SMALL>by <I>SQUINN</I></SMALL><P>
		mmm, listen, I got this friend here who wants to meet you...<BR><SMALL>by <I>conbarba</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell Debbie Reynolds to stop singing or we will take further action.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dalius</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm sorry my girl, but your not going out with hair like that !<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dalius</I></SMALL><P>
		I let you borrow the family ship for ONE night and you go off and betray the empire...you are so grounded!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Serinthia Draftwood</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Greg M</I></SMALL><P>
		oi've no oideea whooy you're nit froightened by me harnd poirnting<BR><SMALL>by <I>Albus Dumblewan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Eww God!!!  Quit looking at me like that, she who smelt it dealt it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erdie</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>You'll be home by 10:00 and thats final!</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a trait...pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Caesar</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a trait...pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Caesar</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>bruce</I></SMALL><P>
		You will  be home by 8:00 and thats final!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Byte</I></SMALL><P>
		I've found a better date for you than Han Solo, this Admiral Veers.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stormtrooper #12346</I></SMALL><P>
		you  were on a secrete mission from the alliance to pull my finger thus causing a chain reaction leading to me using force fart"<BR><SMALL>by <I>csenosiain</I></SMALL><P>
		Aww.. come on .. just pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tallguy</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my Finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Caine Azuris</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you, you're not dating until you're 30!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lister</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you know where the remote is?  I've looked everywhere.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth LadyKiller</I></SMALL><P>
		Someday Princess...POW! Right in the kisser<BR><SMALL>by <I>Red Five</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull My Finger You Rebel Scum!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Some Idiot</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: For staying out late and seeing that man-   Leia: But dad, it was for the rebellion.  Vader: I don't care, you broke curfew so you're grounded.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rei Tenjou</I></SMALL><P>
		You really should dress more appropriately young lady.  As your father, I think that white dress is a little revealing.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rohn Starr</I></SMALL><P>
		"I can't believe my own daughter has hair like this, no wonder i turned to the dark side...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Another Idiot</I></SMALL><P>
		"for the last time princess ...its not ok to date your brother"<BR><SMALL>by <I>dmt216</I></SMALL><P>
		A Listerine commercial in the making.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Frapples</I></SMALL><P>
		"Wanna feel the force?  Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Frapples</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't look now, but there's a monkey on your back too."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Frapples</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey!  You're Carrie Fisher.  Can I get your autograph?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Frapples</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ray</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader,"You go to your room young lady!" Leia," But Dad...aw."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Majere</I></SMALL><P>
		Look! An Eagle! Behind you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jet Vega</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader- "Pull my finger!" Leia- "We're related...how?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMasterKaputski77</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care how late the other girls stop out, you're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Bod</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it, daughter!  I warned you to not play with those Rebels a thousand times!  Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenya Starflight</I></SMALL><P>
		"The next person to make a lame 'Pull My Finger' joke gets a tracheotomy the hard way."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Uncle Twitchy</I></SMALL><P>
		Mooooooooooole......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Martin Taylor</I></SMALL><P>
		You are grounded young lady! No more hanging out with your Rebel Friends. And don't let me catch you kissing that punk Solo.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bubba</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now seriously... where have you hidden the remote, or I'll be forced to choke you."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Sloan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zaken</I></SMALL><P>
		1977: ...and the audience burst out laughing, seeing that technology wasn't advanced enough yet to edit out the Vader puppeteer<BR><SMALL>by <I>TwiLekSith</I></SMALL><P>
		(pointing to the hair buns) "are those real?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaro Warren</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're a spy for the paparattzi, and a photographer, take her away!" Darth Vader said, not realizing one of his stormtroopers had a spy camera on him....<BR><SMALL>by <I>bojesphob</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey I know you!  Aren't you Debbie Reynolds kid? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Harp</I></SMALL><P>
		i don't care if your friends needed a ride.......you're grounded for a month young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>dark lord sin</I></SMALL><P>
		"Lord Vader, only you would be so bold as to ask me to pull your finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Reverend Shayne Dark</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DaddyD</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care what they told you - you have to be as tall as this guy to get on the ride."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roland St.Germain</I></SMALL><P>
		As long as you live in my galaxy, YOU'LL OBEY MY RULES!  Now go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>huh?</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader "i dont like that tone of voice, young lady. GO TO YOUR ROOM"  Leia: "But Daddy!!......"<BR><SMALL>by <I>sith1137</I></SMALL><P>
		"....and no holoscreen for a month young lady, and forget about the slumber party".."you tell her lord vader".. "let me handle this pion!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BravoCharlie</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull It...or die!"- Vader "Oh dad!!! So gross!"- Leia<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader582</I></SMALL><P>
		"There will be no dinner for you this time, Your Highness."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Angelica</I></SMALL><P>
		Com' on... Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lemming</I></SMALL><P>
		(Officer in the back rolls his eyes and says) God Lord Vader! Remember what happened LAST time you asked someone to pull your finger while you were wearing your airtight suit?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hidious</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger, Your Highness....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		Look here little girl...you will clean your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Imperial Politician</I></SMALL><P>
		hmmm, u seem to have a large zit riiiight, there....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lattie</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer Smith tried desperately to tell Lord Vader that his fly was unzipped, but to no avail.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jar Jar Bites</I></SMALL><P>
		Your grounded missy, and no kissing your brother on your way up to the room!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hut</I></SMALL><P>
		The deadly Sith power of "Daddy's got your nose"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hut</I></SMALL><P>
		Daughter, how many times have I told you?  You cannot date your brother!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>kcdavemo@aol.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Now tell me.  Where is my soft and Gentle?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Clox</I></SMALL><P>
		next time i see you, you better be naked<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pat Moran</I></SMALL><P>
		You lie to me again and you'll stay in for recess young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gerard Coughlin</I></SMALL><P>
		You've came in late night! You will go to bed without any dinner!<BR><SMALL>by <I>writersmarch.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on pull my finger............fffaaarrrttt!<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Paine</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go To Your Room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roy Alba Jr.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey! where did you get your hair done?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>DARTHMAULDER</I></SMALL><P>
		Who Farted?!!?? Was it you? Did you Fart?<BR><SMALL>by <I>TK421</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't give that crap. I know you put that sarran wrap on my toilet seat."<BR><SMALL>by <I>SirNi</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>madmax</I></SMALL><P>
		"Speeding, resisting arrest, assaulting imperial police... you're in a lot of trouble young lady."<BR><SMALL>by <I>SirNi</I></SMALL><P>
		What have I told you? Your curfew is 11, no later. And I don't want you going around with some scruffy-looking space scum.<BR><SMALL>by <I>SirNi</I></SMALL><P>
		"... And don't argue with me... go to bed, and you cannot go out with your friends for a week!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Javier</I></SMALL><P>
		YOUR GROUNDED!!! TAKE HER AWAY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Todd Therrien</I></SMALL><P>
		Where were you last night....your mother and I were worried sick!<BR><SMALL>by <I>[xgd]falcon</I></SMALL><P>
		"General... why am I suddenly hungry for CinnaMonster?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BeeDub</I></SMALL><P>
		You didn't go to the library like you told me, your old man err father. So hand over the keys young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emile_Khadaji</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader later wondered why he had made the "I love you" sign to the young princess.  Could it be that they were...?  Naaaah.<BR><SMALL>by <I>BeeDub</I></SMALL><P>
		You have been a very bad girl.  Go to your room at once!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff Merritt</I></SMALL><P>
		That white robe does not fool me. I know you are wearing a steel bikini underneath it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMolen</I></SMALL><P>
		"WHO ate the last of my Special K Red Berries??  ...Was it YOU?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Miller</I></SMALL><P>
		I AM your fa... *cough* *cough* I mean, who's yo Daddy?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMolen</I></SMALL><P>
		This time you count to 10 and we'll hide<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Prohm</I></SMALL><P>
		See this finger? Now pull for a surprise.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMolen</I></SMALL><P>
		it was you who farted, wasnt it, tell them it was you dammit<BR><SMALL>by <I>slesko</I></SMALL><P>
		If you want to see the true power of the Dark Side then pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMolen</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess, if you want to see the true power of the Dark Side then pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMolen</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess, I need to teach this officer behind me a lesson. Can you pull my finger?<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthMolen</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care if all the other Rebels are doing it.  You'er my daughter and stealing is wrong!  Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Rubio</I></SMALL><P>
		So, anyway, Bill over there is a little shy and he wanted me to ask you if you would go to the dance this Friday with him at the palace on Alderaan.  No?  We'll see about that...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erdie</I></SMALL><P>
		"You got something on your chin...Here, let me get that for you."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stevie-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you see a couple of droids come through here?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erdie</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Buffy</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, its right, there, between your teeth!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nate Hodges</I></SMALL><P>
		I Thought I said 11:00 pm, not 1:00 am. You're grounded young lady, and that will be the end of it. Not even your mother can save you this time.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Koh-Tahl Zinue</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>crzychrs</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>crzychrs</I></SMALL><P>
		You remind me of a girl I used to bone when I was a kid.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Furious</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Plo Moon</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you shut up.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Drew Champion</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen Princess! For the last time I'm the Butch hes the Bitch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darksith2000</I></SMALL><P>
		I tell you Princess, we are not gay, not that there's anything wrong with that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Art Vandelay</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, you were out too late last night with Han.  As your father I have no choice but to ground you.  Go to your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthToops</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"Come on, it's mechanical"    Leia:"I don't think so"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Art Vandelay</I></SMALL><P>
		"you farted..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>raistlin</I></SMALL><P>
		" You will pull my finger, or I'll blow up your precious Alderon."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jordan Harris,Wilimington,OH</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded, Missy! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Drannor LaSheen</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you cinnamon rolls for ears! Ha-Ha!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elad Avron</I></SMALL><P>
		Keep quiet, you don't know how I feel! Your text doesn't get dumped because nobody understands what you say behind this mask.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Teg Navanis</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "What's that on your dress?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roger Barnes (R23-B2)</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on!!!  Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Allen</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: No way am I gonna pull your finger! I know what you had for lunch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Guy With The Face</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "What's that on your dress?" (as Leia looks down Vader pokes her in the head) Vader: "made you look!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Roger Barnes (R23-B2)</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger and feel the power of the Dark Side"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jayd2k3</I></SMALL><P>
		Scenes from the Star Wars April Fool's Day Special. <BR><SMALL>by <I>The Guy With The Face</I></SMALL><P>
		You let the fart didn't you princess, don't lie, your rebel friends can't help you now.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_007</I></SMALL><P>
		You are grounded!  Go to your shuttle!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Victor</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, Leia...pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Soup</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm your father and you're not leaving this cruiser without wearing a bra!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Todd H.</I></SMALL><P>
		IMPERIAL OFFICER - "Man. Lord vader is so sexy when he's angry....tall, dark, handsome, and black is SOOO his color. but he probably doesn't even klnow i exist. (sigh)"<BR><SMALL>by <I>raistlin</I></SMALL><P>
		suck me off baby<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth diggler</I></SMALL><P>
		IMPERIAL OFFICER - "Man. Lord vader is so sexy when he's angry....tall, dark, handsome, and black is SOOO his color. but he probably doesn't even klnow i exist. (sigh)"<BR><SMALL>by <I>raistlin</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		'No, honestly Leia, you've got a little booger...just there...'<BR><SMALL>by <I>monkey brains</I></SMALL><P>
		Sorry princess, who ever smelt it ,dealt it !!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brad R. Otis </I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader:Pull my finger,no seriously pull my funger. Guy standing beside Darth Vader: (in his england accent) PULL HIS FINGA!!! Leia:um.....no<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jin</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU WILL, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Macho Liberti</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you, No boys in your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eric Silberberger</I></SMALL><P>
		who's your dadddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>swcrazy</I></SMALL><P>
		"Girl, you know it's true!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>christopher haake</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gaz</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia can't believe Darth Vader was dumb enough to do the "Pull my finger" gag again...and the general really hoped Leia wasn't that stupid either...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris teh ub0r Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Well, I guess that leaves Leia for my team. *Force Dodgeball*<BR><SMALL>by <I>m-l-s</I></SMALL><P>
		" Leia...I am your father. Now, go to your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"Go down this  hall, turn left, and the bathroom is the first door on your right."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-John</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and...you kinda look like my ex-wife.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		Mind your father!  Don't make me take off my belt.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		Nice buns.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		Ha Ha Ha!!  You got hit by a stormtrroper?!   Boy, you suck.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		Look! Over there... let's go while she's distracted.<BR><SMALL>by <I>BigDave</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop oppressing yourself... why don't you stop oppressing yourself... stop oppressing yourself...<BR><SMALL>by <I>BigDave</I></SMALL><P>
		I DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR MOTHER SAID, YOU WILL BE HOME BEFORE 10:00 PM YOUNG LADY<BR><SMALL>by <I>MACLEOD</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger! Quick! Pull it! Pullpullpullpu...Never mind. (Imperial Officer)-Must....not....pass...out...must...not..(thud)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi mon</I></SMALL><P>
		You know, I can make web come out of my hand...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Danish Wookie</I></SMALL><P>
		TIMEOUT LITTLE GIRL!<BR><SMALL>by <I>IMPERIAL SCUM</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'll show you the true meaning of the Force.  Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>dcup73</I></SMALL><P>
		So I don't look good in black do I?!!! Procceed with the execution!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess1</I></SMALL><P>
		you have your mother's chin<BR><SMALL>by <I>peter steinberg</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not touching youuu.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Copazie</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're grounded, young lady...go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael Lewis</I></SMALL><P>
		"Oh, one more thing...pick up my drycleaning on your way to the compactor."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael Lewis</I></SMALL><P>
		"I dont care who's going to be at that party, young lady, You're grounded!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Jedi Bishop</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>John William Schiffbauer</I></SMALL><P>
		Well, I get to be in the third one and you don't-- so there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yeff Jorkes</I></SMALL><P>
		"...and if you don't replace the toilet paper, you'll wind up like that sorry Darth Maul!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eyebiter</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you just touch my buttocks?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Von Mando</I></SMALL><P>
		It was her....she's the one who farted!<BR><SMALL>by <I>pumkin man</I></SMALL><P>
		you said you would b back by 10:30 missy now i will have to destroy you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>hannah solo</I></SMALL><P>
		The imperial officer rocks back on his heels, as Darth Vader identifies Leia as his daughter years before its scripted!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tararara</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on Princess.  Somone has to pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ashley Prester</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darknupe</I></SMALL><P>
		I've heard of teenage rebellion, but this is ridiculous! (rimshot)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		You are not to leave your room young lady! You're Grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sumatra</I></SMALL><P>
		'He's behind me again isn't he?'<BR><SMALL>by <I>William Trefor</I></SMALL><P>
		Evil Sith Lord: That's the one, sir, she's bullying me!  She made fun of my helmet!<BR><SMALL>by <I>anakin_skywalker_sct</I></SMALL><P>
		Honey, how many times Does Daddy have to tell you to not steal his plans?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike M.</I></SMALL><P>
		  Come on, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kurt Keilbach</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Umm... you have a little blue milk right there on your chin...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dallas MacDonald (Qui-dal Jinn)</I></SMALL><P>
		You uhh....got some crumbs on your cheek there. No...there...right there. Don't look at me like that, I'm serious!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darknupe</I></SMALL><P>
		McDonald's Serving Autobot #1138: Do you want fries with that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>anakin_skywalker_sct</I></SMALL><P>
		The job just gets easier for McDonald's employees with their very own evil robot to ask the patrons for their orders.<BR><SMALL>by <I>anakin_skywalker_sct</I></SMALL><P>
		Giiirl if you roll your eyes at me one more time, I swear, I'll roll that little head of yours! I brought you in this world, and I'll take you out!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darknupe</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU are the weakest link.  Goodbye!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bootilicious</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU STOLE FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS! YOU BUMPED INTO THE CEILING WHICH NOW HAS TO BE SCRUBBED & SANITIZED...SO YOU GET NOTHING!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darknupe</I></SMALL><P>
		NOW LISTEN YOUNG LADY!!!  I'M YOUR FATHER AND WHAT I SAY GOES!!  GOT THAT!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthDemented</I></SMALL><P>
		Where have you been all night?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nir </I></SMALL><P>
		Youre the man now dog<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamie Demeter</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Johnny</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you want me to turn this ship around, little missie?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hiram Carden</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>ashleybrown18</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader, I don't care if you the Dark Lord of the Sith, I will not pull your finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ian </I></SMALL><P>
		If I don't submit "Pull my finger," will you post it?<BR><SMALL>by <I>TK-42ONE</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you time and time again stop calling me DAD!<BR><SMALL>by <I>methodz33</I></SMALL><P>
		"LEIA took the cookies from the cookie jar!"  "Who me?"  "Yes YOU"  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Skaiwalkuh</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care HOW late the other kids get to say up, it's still past your bedtime!  Now scoot!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Skaiwalkuh</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: That TFN Humor guy never updates th... *gasp*   Vader: Will you just shut up about the TFN Humor Editor?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dallas MacDonald (Qui-Dal Jinn)</I></SMALL><P>
		So I told, I told her...I was haunted by that kiss I never should have gotten..and that's how you were born.  It was pretty sweet!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tobar</I></SMALL><P>
		Your names not on the list you aint coming in<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthnebula</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on...smell my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaime Castro</I></SMALL><P>
		When I was your age...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sienfeld</I></SMALL><P>
		...go on.  I dare you.  Pull it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>CaptSolo</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll tell you why you can't date him, he's your brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason</I></SMALL><P>
		Can you hear me now? Good<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you've got a pimple right underneath your lower lip!<BR><SMALL>by <I>J.C.</I></SMALL><P>
		Hmmm,  What is that on your face??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fairlite</I></SMALL><P>
		You jettisoned the plans to a desert planet! Have I told you how I feel about sand?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't get jealous of Dante, behind me.  He has a steady job, a real future, and an imperial probe to boot!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Little Boy Blue</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, this is the last time I'm letting you use the Tantive IV!<BR><SMALL>by <I>blackrob92</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger,come on, pull<BR><SMALL>by <I>peter delaney</I></SMALL><P>
		Yet another Leia gets grounded joke.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Hanu</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JasonB</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>obi-wan konoli</I></SMALL><P>
		-Its her fault!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>upa!!</I></SMALL><P>
		Quick Leia, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>wolfcon</I></SMALL><P>
		What is the name of the person that  updates the captioning section of theforce.net!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-who</I></SMALL><P>
		Haven't I seen you before? Naw... couldn't be.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jacenmaz</I></SMALL><P>
		YOUNG LADY I WARNED YOU ABOUT SNEAKING OUT! NOW! GO TO YOUR DETENTION CELL!<BR><SMALL>by <I>marajadeskywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger......you will pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>rich</I></SMALL><P>
		Get me apples!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gamingboy</I></SMALL><P>
		You are grounded, young lady. I've told you I don't like you hanging around with those rebellion type boys!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sandra Hertel</I></SMALL><P>
		I am going to pump *clap* YOU up!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Calvin</I></SMALL><P>
		DON'T pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brenton</I></SMALL><P>
		"Bad girl!  Sit!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Consul Vido</I></SMALL><P>
		you are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor.... TAKE HER AWAY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedimaster_M</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger now or alderan gets it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>deus ex tu</I></SMALL><P>
		"I am NOT his bitch!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan Cassens</I></SMALL><P>
		You remind me a lot of my ex-wife.  She was a headstrong Senator just like you...wait a minute!<BR><SMALL>by <I>snowdog83</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Jettero</I></SMALL><P>
		I want a window seat next to the severed Jedi's head and will have broiled Gungan.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Lou</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Pull my finger!" ( I know I know, a million and 1 submissions, but come on! What else is he saying to her!?!?! oh.....yah never mind)<BR><SMALL>by <I>ghent1101</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "So YOU are the reason, the TFN Humor section is always late on being updated! I should have known better.."<BR><SMALL>by <I>ghent1101</I></SMALL><P>
		I Know you. Arent you the Bun Haired Lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Clark</I></SMALL><P>
		I am not a bedwetter! Ignore the tabloids.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pops</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dad, I'm 21, I'm too old to get sent to my room."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Liar</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>zakksavage</I></SMALL><P>
		Dad, if you say 'Pull my finger' I'm leaving.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Liar</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Edmund Blackadder</I></SMALL><P>
		What I'm saying is YOU will never get a caption posted on TFN.  EVER.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>AM1</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader, "I haven't any breakfast yet.  I want the cinnamon rolls, and I want them now!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Paul</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care if you're a Princess, no dessert!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandini Bowden</I></SMALL><P>
		Here, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sithlicker</I></SMALL><P>
		"Awww, c'mon.  Pull my finger, already!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mirth</I></SMALL><P>
		Look at my booger!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"That's a big zit."<BR><SMALL>by <I>GrandMoffJeff</I></SMALL><P>
		"For the last time, young lady, you're not going out dressed like that!  And what's with your hair?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Varth Dader</I></SMALL><P>
		Look at the size 'a' that bogey then capitan, HAH!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Copeman</I></SMALL><P>
		I know, no "pull my finger" jokes. But what if she did and Vader farted on the old guy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Osama bin Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"You know damn right where the plans are!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan</I></SMALL><P>
		HAHAH!!!! Dude! What's with that weirdo hair!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chochi</I></SMALL><P>
		How do you expect me to get re-elected if you keep kissing your brother in public, young woman? That's just icky.<BR><SMALL>by <I>ZeusLegion</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't know why I'm pointing at you...but I know you're up to something....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care if your going to a party. You're not going with that hair!<BR><SMALL>by <I>V-ger</I></SMALL><P>
		Kinda ... busy ... at the moment ... (Looks behind him)  Harder, babe!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Damian Bernardo</I></SMALL><P>
		Daddt had a habit of complaining when his daughter glued the visor shut...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Barnes</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedirage</I></SMALL><P>
		don't act so surpised you highness, the patriots were far better then the rams!<BR><SMALL>by <I>scott</I></SMALL><P>
		"For the last time your Highness, this is called the "Vader Caption Contest" now!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Petey</I></SMALL><P>
		"Oh, great!  Why does Vader ALWAYS do his 'Pull My Finger' routine when I'm standing DIRECTLY behind him?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>ericJschu</I></SMALL><P>
		Hang on, arnt you my daughter?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott Howden</I></SMALL><P>
		Your shoe's untied.  Don't be so guilable Mcfly<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Baldwin</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: repeat after me young lady, "i will not kiss my twin brither, it is gross and not practiced in the Skywalker family"<BR><SMALL>by <I>dark lord of the green muppets</I></SMALL><P>
		I have... to resist... the temptation... of that joke... I can't...   Pull... no!... Pull my finger!   ...gasp... that was hard.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wili</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>rustin</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you pointing at me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth One</I></SMALL><P>
		"Like it or not, Frank here is your new Mommy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew Moore</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont give me that pretty smile young lady. Now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>QuackertheJedi Duck</I></SMALL><P>
		Not one second later than eleven young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jimbo</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! You're Carrie Fisher, aren't you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader & co.</I></SMALL><P>
		Make me some bacon,.... BITCH!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>"The Cubeman"</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't put bleach in the washer, or I'll...I'll...DO SOMETHING BAD TO YOU!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Excuse me Mr. Jones, but we are looking for the DEATH STAR plans in this one, not the "500 anytime minutes" plan.<BR><SMALL>by <I>R@ndom</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it young lady! No more television for you! You are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cedric Juchtmans</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Hey watch this, with a little force twist, her hair is wrapped in a bun. Infomercials here we come"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyrillion</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Seth</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, you go to your room and think about what you have done, Rebel Alliance, good grief."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stacy Proe</I></SMALL><P>
		and for taking the speeder for a joy ride, your grounded until your out of the Senate....<BR><SMALL>by <I>ScudBoy</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey look, you've got something on your shirt ... Hah! Gotcha!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Colbabe</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm the tallest here, so don't talk me like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iliw</I></SMALL><P>
		Hm, I wonder how many 'pull my finger' jokes we're going to get for this one?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Person</I></SMALL><P>
		come in i got candy<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth balls</I></SMALL><P>
		You have something on your shirt. *Flick* HAHAHA, You fell for it again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tycho Celchuuu</I></SMALL><P>
		"Diplomatic mision? Do you really think I'll believe that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>FingerMan</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time. You are NOT going out with that Solo boy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Robert Braisted</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Too temptation</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will deliver the plans to my Star Destroyer model kit, or you will suffer the consequences."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Porto John</I></SMALL><P>
		"If my webslinger wasn't jammed now, you'd be in big trouble."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Porto John</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, young lady, you are so grounded. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Too Many Tic-Tacs</I></SMALL><P>
		"Next time I catch you stealing secret plan, it'll be no TV for a WEEK!.  Take her AWAY!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cr33dos3</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU are grounded young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cr33dos3</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ersh</I></SMALL><P>
		"I am your father" "Noooo!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pointing Guy</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth threatens Leia with death unless she returns the negatives of him drunk at the Imperial New Year's Eve party.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Polaris</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull My Finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>J Bailey</I></SMALL><P>
		Admiral, would help me? I think I'm stuck again...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pointing Guy</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm your father, you do what I tell you to do<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kristine</I></SMALL><P>
		my caption the 198th "Pull my finger" submission<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tall_Boy</I></SMALL><P>
		my caption the 199th "Pull my finger" submission<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tall_Boy</I></SMALL><P>
		my caption the 200th "Pull my finger" submission<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tall_Boy</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded until further notice.<BR><SMALL>by <I>who</I></SMALL><P>
		O.K., I'll let you g... Where's your brother!  When I get my hands on him for using that mind trick...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spi W.</I></SMALL><P>
		Look! It's your twin brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kalahari K`arl</I></SMALL><P>
		Remember Vader, When you point, you've always got three fingers pointing back at you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jester 77</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL...MY...FINGER<BR><SMALL>by <I>you knew it was coming...the inevitable </I></SMALL><P>
		I will not fall for the old, look behind you<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jester 77</I></SMALL><P>
		I will not fall for the old, "look behind you" trick again...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jester 77</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look at MY costume... all you got is weird hair!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jester 77</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young man there's no need to feel down... "<BR><SMALL>by <I>Village Idiot</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't be late for dinner again young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Bouch</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's IT young lady. Unless you tell me where the plans are, you're grounded for a week with NO holograms. AND no kissing your brother."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Munki</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you dare talk to me like that young lady!  I am your FATHER!  Now go to your room and I don't want to see your face until you are ready to tell me the truth about where the stolen plans are!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mindy  :-D</I></SMALL><P>
		" NA NA NA NA NA, my costume's COOLER!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Munki</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're one of THEM!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Munki</I></SMALL><P>
		Those "Pull my finger" gags disgust me with their ignorance of canonical detail....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andakin</I></SMALL><P>
		Once more, James Earl Jones was absent from filming, so this rare scene features the infamous "Darth Mime"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Munki</I></SMALL><P>
		And the TFN server is overloaded with "Pull my Finger" jokes...<BR><SMALL>by <I>ST-321</I></SMALL><P>
		....I mean, HELLO, his real arm is lying on a hangar floor somewhere on kamino, probably decomposed by now....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andakin</I></SMALL><P>
		....A far better caption would say something like "Pull this mechanical finger-like apparatus." If you're going to make fun of Star Wars do it RIGHT.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andakin</I></SMALL><P>
		Honey, please don't embarrass Daddy in front of his co-workers.<BR><SMALL>by <I>GreatHeap</I></SMALL><P>
		Seeing your hair makes me glad I'm bald.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Callista</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		just imagine a cup in my hand. that is the proper way to drink tea. i thought you were a princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mac Birrer</I></SMALL><P>
		Does this smell funny to you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		Unfortunately, the Server crashed moments before anyone could say anything. Sorry!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Someone</I></SMALL><P>
		I want to know what happened to the IMAX tickets that they sent you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bill Smith</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a member of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! (hey, someone had to do it. :p)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Liz</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, that doesn't mean pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul, Jr.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Are you...? Oh my GOD! I am like, your biggest fan! I just love your work!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul, Jr.</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you know, the more I see of you, the more you remind me of my ex-wife...<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Queen of Air and Darkness</I></SMALL><P>
		Do not tell any one about me being your father ok... we'll rule this universe together....oh ya..pull my finger again and again and again<BR><SMALL>by <I>Deaner</I></SMALL><P>
		no way, little girl, you just won't go out with a danish on each ear!<BR><SMALL>by <I>ladylitterature</I></SMALL><P>
		"You kinda look like my daughter..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul, Jr.</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Now you listen to your father!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Now you listen to your father, young lady!  I want those plans..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Now you listen to your father, young lady!  I want those plans..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Now, you listen to your father, young lady!  I want those plans..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		I must recall you that the speed limit here is 70 km/h<BR><SMALL>by <I>al </I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Now, young lady, you go to your room this instant!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		 Vader: ...so you see princess,Alderaan's pathetic denizens will all meet a fiery... HEY take those damn things off when I'm talking to you! Leia: That's my haircut. Vader: oh, never mind...<BR><SMALL>by <I>gunga din</I></SMALL><P>
		No, Lord Vader, I don't have a Chinese finger trap!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Suzuran</I></SMALL><P>
		Freaking out your friends with a costume entitled i2D2<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Jason</I></SMALL><P>
		"So it was you that gave me the clap!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BigJoe</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: No, the lounge is that way, past the first bunch of staterooms, hang a right, then straight past the lab. YOU CAN'T MISS IT! Just don't trip over the little robots scuttling around.<BR><SMALL>by <I>NAHTMMM</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: "ahem... I know this is a bad time to ask but... can I date your daughter?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Sidious</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER<BR><SMALL>by <I>clonedmenace</I></SMALL><P>
		you bring back the McRib or else<BR><SMALL>by <I>ckk2003</I></SMALL><P>
		no the two of us are not gay<BR><SMALL>by <I>ChrisK</I></SMALL><P>
		Ha! HA! HA! HA! HA! You got buns for ears!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedimatt87</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>jango_joe</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: On second thought, perhaps it was Vader's stench I was smelling<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Coolness</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! Pull my finger!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>C/Cpl. Anderson</I></SMALL><P>
		You stole the cookie from the cookie jar!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shawn Curran</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! Didn't I see you at the bar last night?<BR><SMALL>by <I>jediknight9999</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't eat those vegtables right now, there will be no desert for you tonight!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Whispering Death</I></SMALL><P>
		Wait 'til your mother hears about this! You stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>HothIcePrincess</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer:"Lord Vader, she says she won't do it. Vader:"Young Lady you will announce my entrance into every Death Star. Now go to your room." Leia:(mutters)"overgrown piece of tin foil."<BR><SMALL>by <I>LoneGungan</I></SMALL><P>
		I AM your father<BR><SMALL>by <I>Derek</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evan Gross</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger, pulllll it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>s buerge</I></SMALL><P>
		Your going to bed without dinner tonight little missy<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda-Wan</I></SMALL><P>
		I want to know right now, where have you been?!  It's almost 2:00 in the AM.  Don't forget we have rules young lady!  TAKE HER AWAY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go ahead. Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediKnightMeyer</I></SMALL><P>
		dont backtalk me leia, i AM your father, GO TO YOUR ROOM!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>griftynoovy</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop parking in the handicap space!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Troulos</I></SMALL><P>
		I ordered that pizza 3 hours ago missy, thats it no tip for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bret</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU have stolen my Spaceballs Toys. I want them back!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spaceball</I></SMALL><P>
		No really , pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>PandaBaba101</I></SMALL><P>
		"All right, you filthy Rebel Scum. Where are my breakfast rolls?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dude</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't like your language, little lady!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dad</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dad</I></SMALL><P>
		Ooohhh, look! You've got a beard growing!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pull my finger!!!</I></SMALL><P>
		Gutchi gutchi gutchi!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth DAd</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia Bail Organa Skywalker Soon-To-Be-Solo!!! Where is the Secret Rebel Base???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dad</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey....Pull My finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Travis R</I></SMALL><P>
		How many "Pull my finger" jokes is TF.N looking for here?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Idaho_Stallion</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, weren't you the nun in 'Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back'?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Idaho_Stallion</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, just pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brendon</I></SMALL><P>
		I...love your hair, oh how nice, look at it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Hall</I></SMALL><P>
		dont i know you from somewhere?<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthDVD!!!</I></SMALL><P>
		the captions you pick always suck. the end.<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth vader</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care what you think, young lady, you are NOT going outside with your hair like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kalahari Karl</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: Listen lady, some of the guys on this ship haven't had a woman in years! By the way, what's that poking me in the back?<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Guy With The Mace Windu</I></SMALL><P>
		"Are you going to eat those Cinnamon Rolls?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fried Chicken</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, Weren't you in the Blues Brothers movie?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fried Chicken</I></SMALL><P>
		Quick, what's the meaning to life, the universe, and every thing?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fried Chicken</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, you march straight to your room and just think about what you've done!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pseudonym</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: No, you may not date that Han Solo punk! Leia: But why?!? Vader: 'Cause I'm your father and I said so, that's why<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pseudonym</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: No, you may not date that Han Solo punk! Leia: But why?!? Vader: 'Cause I'm your father and I said so, that's why!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pseudonym</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you? You eat Danish Pastries - not wear them on your head! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Adrian Lawrence</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader - "You listen to me young lady, I don't want you going anywhere near this bird-faced maniac behind me!" Leia - "But Dadeee!!!" Vader - "And as for you....touch my baby girl will you?" *choke*<BR><SMALL>by <I>TheBiggerFish</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Guy Tidhar</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your dady?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Guy Tidhar</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger and you'll find out what powers I have!""<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walni Rom-ca</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth, whistling and says "I've been working on this all week. Watch my pet minoch fly to my finger."  Imperial Officer thinking, "Not again with the freakin' minoch"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jay Strikes Back</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer thinking "DAMN! He has a big head!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jay Strikes Back</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader- "Hey whats that? Got ya!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>StarFett</I></SMALL><P>
		You will go to your roomand stay there young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adrian</I></SMALL><P>
		"No! I'm really serious! Look Behind You!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>LukeHamill</I></SMALL><P>
		"...And that will be the *last* time I hear any jokes about my finger!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		"...I'll get you, my pretty--and your little R2 unit, too!  Ee-heeheeheehee!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lily Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh and by the way... I am your father too.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenpasck</I></SMALL><P>
		"...A pastrami on french bread--yeah, I said french bread, not rye--lots of mayo and mustard, extra lettuce, no tomatoes, and if I see a single pickle slice, your whole planet's dead."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		You listen to your father young lady! You've stollen something of daddy's and now you're grounded for a week!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lee Medcalf</I></SMALL><P>
		You look familiar...weren't you in Drop Dead Fred?<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Lunatic</I></SMALL><P>
		you remind me of a girl i used to know<BR><SMALL>by <I>k@e</I></SMALL><P>
		"And I suppose YOU don't know where my pants are either".<BR><SMALL>by <I>Milkman</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>"I...want ...you for the U.S. Army!"</I></SMALL><P>
		you've...got a...little...snot...just kinda hangin...there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>tamara</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Doug Plantada</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Jeff</I></SMALL><P>
		"You?re grounded, and that?s Your destiny...!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nanoo</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader16<BR><SMALL>by <I>You should never have kissed your brothe</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't I know you from somewhere?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tjeerd Kamps</I></SMALL><P>
		Err.....Princess......you might wanna check your nose.......looks like yoda's making a home in there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Hazell</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Hazell</I></SMALL><P>
		In the year 1989 you will co-star with Tom Hanks in 'The Burbs.' One of you will go on to win many Oscars.  One of you won't.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sean C.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go on! Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Birch</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on......Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: What are you two looking at? I'm down here!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger... <BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger...  again<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger...  or die<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger...  and I will show you the true power of the force...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: One pull of my finger, and entire planets will be destroyed... Bwah Ha ha!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Vader wants YOU.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spankyko</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room, young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spider-Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Being the clothing designer on this ship I hold you entirely responsible for the captain's hat!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Jean</I></SMALL><P>
		Your Grounded Missy!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul K</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor . . .TAKE HER AWAY! . . . aND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR HAIR!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Boba</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: What have I told you about steeling death star plans from the empire?<BR><SMALL>by <I>the punster</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Albon</I></SMALL><P>
		Because I'm your Father, and I say your going out with Bob here weather you like it or not!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Karg</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen, Princess.  You will not talk to your father like that!  To Imperial Officer: Take her to her room.  She is grounded until I say so.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mayhem</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor Go to your room!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>BigGameJames</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>KingFelix</I></SMALL><P>
		"the hony side i sense in you jen"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on, it's a new take on an old joke - push my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lonestan</I></SMALL><P>
		"You think you're some kind of Jedi waving your hand around like that?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Black Helmet</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: your the stunt double!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth bob</I></SMALL><P>
		Wanna Boogie?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher DeFrank</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room!!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Slain</I></SMALL><P>
		do you ever use my toothbrush again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>CHAPS</I></SMALL><P>
		Can you tell me how many people are going to enter pull my finger jokes in this weeks competition?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stuey</I></SMALL><P>
		I've got a daughter about your age<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stuey</I></SMALL><P>
		oh no, hes pointing again<BR><SMALL>by <I>leon armitage</I></SMALL><P>
		"And for the last time, young lady, no daughter of mine is going to be seen running around with Rebel scum!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Icefire</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia's was filled with warmth when her father finished signing I Love You to her<BR><SMALL>by <I>hand of yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer Fred was finally given the chance of a life time.  He was in a perfect position.  Slowly, he lifted his hands to the helmet...<BR><SMALL>by <I>hand of yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		You will have this next dance with me.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Playa Playa</I></SMALL><P>
		"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your mother...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>ME</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: Hey! I know you - didn't you star in "Spaceballs - the movie?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anatim</I></SMALL><P>
		This happened the last time you went to play with your brother, and didn't I tell you, 'No disintegrations!'?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ali Jabba</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>SJS</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care how old you are, young lady.  You're still my daughter and I said you are not going out on a school night!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stanley2626</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are grounded young lady! A starship is not a toy! You are never to play with those Rebel friends of yours again, understand? Now, where is your brother? Seems he is missing too..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Radix</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger. Do it!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trey Allen</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You would breath funny to if you had to wear a helmet all day!<BR><SMALL>by <I>J.J. Siwy</I></SMALL><P>
		Look It's Obi Wan come to save you........SUCKER<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You're not going out dressed like that, young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr Paul</I></SMALL><P>
		She started it<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris P</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!  C'mon!  Seriously, do it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Crimsonboyy</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a...crap!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Rosenthal</I></SMALL><P>
		What's that!? [Vader runs off]<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff McTarney</I></SMALL><P>
		Either talk or the wide-eyed lextra behind me shall banish you from craft services!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hal Gentry</I></SMALL><P>
		Give me Big Mac, fried to go! (that's for all you Pop Will Eat Itself fans...all none of you)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jim Halitosentientientientes</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll make eighties references and you'll like it. By the way, did I mentio we built this Death Star on rock and roll?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geoff Tangent</I></SMALL><P>
		So, Princess Leia, I see you went back to the buns. Good choice. It highlights your...hey, where are going? I...I was gonna make espresso.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Daldon 2009</I></SMALL><P>
		"pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord VT</I></SMALL><P>
		"Lord Vader, perhaps if you POINTED at her she'd tell you the location of the secret base!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>tarkinsaide</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: If you don, young lady, no more intergalatic transports for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lau-ra</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: If you don't bring up those grades, young lady, no more intergalatic transports for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lau-ra</I></SMALL><P>
		Dear God, if she really DOES pull his finger, I'm going to be the one needing a breathing mask.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Drop Out</I></SMALL><P>
		"Not the 'pull my finger' bit again..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Superskrull</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm auditioning to be the 5th member of KISS- whaddya think?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daphne</I></SMALL><P>
		Pay no attention to the puppeteer behind me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediGuy_bob</I></SMALL><P>
		vader: don't be talkin' 'bout my mama! <BR><SMALL>by <I>that70sgrl</I></SMALL><P>
		vader: don't be talkin' 'bout my mama! leia: why, your mama's so fat that when she stepped on the scale it said "to be continued!" vader: well, yo mama...<BR><SMALL>by <I>abiyoyo</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen Missy, I said stay in your room!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Too_old</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger . . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter Kyme-Wright</I></SMALL><P>
		You have some food on your face, princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eriamjh</I></SMALL><P>
		vader: you stole my death star plans! now give me them or your grounded! leia: but daddy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi bart</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You, Princess, are going to tell me where you hid my Juicy Fruit, or I'll--" Leia: "Breathe on me with your rancid breath?" guy behind Vader: "Oooooh, major diss, man!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kit Fisto MIB</I></SMALL><P>
		D.Vader to leia - hey! u got something sticking out of ur nose<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_A</I></SMALL><P>
		Another lame pull-my-finger joke<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maya the evil twin</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, you know you wanna pull it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon Camp</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth - Pull my finger and you will smell the full power of the dark side! Admiral thinking - I am so dead!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-pold</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's the short one now, Leia?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wili</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't you a little short for a rebel?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wili</I></SMALL><P>
		Um don't look know but your epidermis is showing...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		Look at this gaint Booger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something in your theeth.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		Take that back ! Jar Jar is not a jedi!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess - I'm on a diplomatic mission from Alderan! No! I will not pull your finger! (Admiral thinking "I'm saved!)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-skidmark</I></SMALL><P>
		Shhh don't tell anyone about me being lukes father thats the next movie....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Darth Vader wants you for the Imperial Army!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		tell us where the plans are or we will not update the humor site!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		"No really, pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>DettaVen</I></SMALL><P>
		(Insert funny caption here)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		No you can,t get a tattoo on your ..... um.....you know...... your .....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		NO!!! I am the ru......zzzzz........ZZZZZZ......ghim.... what ,what happend. sorry i was thinking about jar jar.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minimac</I></SMALL><P>
		I didn't do it. No one saw me. You can't prove anything!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Incestuous</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you my little baby girl ??.... Yeah you are!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Saurios</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU ARE NOT ALOUD OUT WITH HAN SOLO AGAIN<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bill</I></SMALL><P>
		The anally retentive imperial officer always found Lord Vader`s "pull my finger" gag to be in poor taste.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Alex</I></SMALL><P>
		I know what you did in the cargo bay<BR><SMALL>by <I>Seth Tufteland</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull My Finger "<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew Williams</I></SMALL><P>
		I did not have relations with that woman!<BR><SMALL>by <I>chaz walker</I></SMALL><P>
		"Bail Organa never told you what happened to your father." "He told me enough! He told me you killed him" "No. I am your father." "Noooo!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>R4-D2</I></SMALL><P>
		you have a huge bugar, right there<BR><SMALL>by <I>chaz</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess, you have a booger hanging.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thomas Smith</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, if I told you you have a heavenly body, would you hold it against me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Don Gilbert</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You have something on your cheek..right...there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  If you pull my finger, I shall be more powerful than you can possibly imagine...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Hey, Princess, pull my finger! Leia: Okay, I must have heard this one a THOUSAND times by now. Don't you people have anything more creative for a caption???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sreya</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  I'm not really speaking right now, i'm just going to shake my finger at you...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You are a traitor and a member -- er, hon, you've got something on your chin. Leia: Get it off me, get it off me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sreya</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  You know, at our new plastic surgery clinic we could fix that chin of yours...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: Geez, they bicker like an old married couple!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sreya</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  What the hell are those things wrapped around your ears?  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: For the last time, you're NOT GOING! Leia: But, Daddy...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sreya</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  If you don't give me those plans, I will throw a bucket of cold water on you...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Let this be a lesson.  When I say stop playing with my buttons I mean it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SLam</I></SMALL><P>
		Your brother didn't turned to the Dark Side, so I thought perhaps you...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wili</I></SMALL><P>
		I hurt my finger...could you kiss it better?  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are grounded for the rest of the week, young woman!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>James Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>captain subtle</I></SMALL><P>
		the imperial senate WILL sit still for this<BR><SMALL>by <I>captain subtle</I></SMALL><P>
		the guy behind darth: oh god, here he goes again with the pull my finger jokes, he just doesn't know when to quit<BR><SMALL>by <I>sl</I></SMALL><P>
		Bad , princess, bad princess<BR><SMALL>by <I>captain subtle</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tahiri</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a piece f spinach in your teeth...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		When I told you "I really do wish I was an Oscar Meyer weiner," you PROMISED you'd keep it secret!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boshuda</I></SMALL><P>
		we ordered our main courses over an hour ago.....Your rebel service sure is sloppy!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris.B</I></SMALL><P>
		He is smat, he is funny, and you will go on this date with him, Princess. Don't make me blow up another planet ...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Smokewars</I></SMALL><P>
		NO YUO!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Dal Jinn (Dallas MacDonald)</I></SMALL><P>
		who's your daddy, who's your daddy<BR><SMALL>by <I>captain subtle</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Mejia</I></SMALL><P>
		This is the last time I'll tell you to clean up your room. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Thrawn</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll cach you my pretty, and your little dog too<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Is "Pull my finger" too obvious?<BR><SMALL>by <I>big d</I></SMALL><P>
		No daughter of mine will be taking part in any rebellion!  Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bdawg</I></SMALL><P>
		are your legs tired? 'cause you been runnin round my head all night<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vel</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Craig Muenzer</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen, bitch, I don't want to hear any more of your bullshit!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh Daniel</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a tater...wait...can I try again?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Groundflyer</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mindy :-D</I></SMALL><P>
		What's that on your tie?  Ha ha.  Made you look.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bobba's Clone</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Leinad</I></SMALL><P>
		Behold Leia! the new power of the dark side! Force-pull-my-finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Leinad</I></SMALL><P>
		Half way through delivering a particularly bad joke, Lord Vader suddenly relises with horror that he has forgotten the punch line, and so he just settles for pointing instead.<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth muppet</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Doctor, it hurts when I do this...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Nameless</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull daddy's finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master <never gets chosen></I></SMALL><P>
		"I am sick of you! You SEXY Doughnut-in-hair woman!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jimmy Popageorgio</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"I have redirected the TFN Humor Page to an Alderaan Server, and now I will send this picture to Caption Section." Leia:"But...then...all the 'push my finger' captions will..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Maul (upper half)</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor."  To officer: "She gets that stubborness from her mother.  Now tear this ship apart until you find those plans."<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Jedi Master Tailor</I></SMALL><P>
		TFN Humor technicians think the "pull my finger" filter will prevent server from overloading, but they didn't thought about the "Aren't you a little short for..." captions<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		You put your right hand in, you put your right hand out...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Barry Bonds</I></SMALL><P>
		Right hen where did ye pit ma fags?.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Alexander Graham</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  You have a bogger, right there.  Captain:  Look at the Twi'lek..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jacen Horn</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't know the power of the Dark Side! Pull my finger!" (Okay, that was probably too obvious)<BR><SMALL>by <I>RocketGirl</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're not going out with your hair like that, young lady! Why, in my day we had MULLETS and we were proud of it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>RocketGirl</I></SMALL><P>
		No, me Vader, you Leia him useless henchman.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logan</I></SMALL><P>
		Sithspwan girl, take tose silly daishes off. People will make fun if you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>RCypher</I></SMALL><P>
		You will soon see the Power of the Dark Side.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>k</I></SMALL><P>
		You stole my M&M's didn't you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Karl Prokop</I></SMALL><P>
		You will soon see how persuasive the Dark Side can be.  ...Now pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Amish Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Pull my-" Officer: "Ahem lord Vader?" Vader: "Oh ya... Tell us where the rebel base is!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"Where is your brother at an hour like this!? he was suppost to come back YEARS ago!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"I Vvill blow your planet up so P|-|33R /\/\3|-| /\/\0RT/-\|_!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"I Vvill blow your planet up so P|-|33R /\/\3|-| /\/\0RT/-\|_!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		guy behind vader: "E-GAD look at that thing growing on the back of Vader's helmit!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"I know you took the cookie!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"Cookie... I... I dont know what your talking about..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"Ah, I sense it in you.. NOW GIVE ME THE COOKIE!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		Your hair is making me hungry.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda47</I></SMALL><P>
		"fine... its on Dantooine"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"Good... Fire at will"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"WHAT?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"We know the cookie isnt on Dantooine princess!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		<watches the gaint laser blow up her home planet> "NO!!!!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		<cookies falls out of Vaders pocket while laughing evily> "Muhahahah- Hey whats this!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go on 'Your Highness' - pull my finger.."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shuggy</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		My estimation is 120 "pull my finger" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>10-point Rappertunie</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader you don't scare me with that 'kitchy-kitchy-koo' stuff.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Cat</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: Now what did i tell you about running of with that "Han Solo"? Leaih: Don't run off with a smugglers. Sorry Father<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Chicken</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady i thought you were through the teenage "rebellion" phase. And who said you could take my star destroyer last weekend???<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Parrish</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you know it's rude to point at people? Whassa matter, Vader, did you lose your protocol droid or something?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hairdoll</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader thought bubble ( wow i can barely move my arm in this suit ) Leia thought bubble ( wow how can he move his arm in that suit )<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gaither stud</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader : Where are the death star plans?? Leia : How long have you been in that suit?!?! pee yoo dark jedis need a hygiene code <BR><SMALL>by <I>John the jediboy</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>I want you</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you to suck my dick!  Commander, bring her.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eric</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you to suck my dick!  Commander, bring her.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eric</I></SMALL><P>
		No really...pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>maleficent</I></SMALL><P>
		Shortly after the Force.Net servers crash under all the "Pull my finger" submissions, it crashes again under all the "Force.net servers crash under all the 'Pull my finger' submissions" submissions<BR><SMALL>by <I>Randall Flagg</I></SMALL><P>
		bitch you better reckanize <BR><SMALL>by <I>el borraco</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on! Pull my Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Var Zol</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU! You stole my new shiny helmet didn't you?! You are part of the rebel alliance and a theif, take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Urban Spaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Her she is Admiral! She gave George Lucas the idea for Jar Jar. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Urban Spaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU! You stole my new shiny helmet didn't you?!  Now I have to wear this old peice of crap!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Urban Spaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Urban Spaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Where are you taking this, "thing"....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Urban Spaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You're grounded young lady, and I don't  want you seeing that Han Solo kid either. He's a bad influence on you. Leia: But Daaaaaaadddddddddd<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyia Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		COMMANDER: "I wonder if I should tell him his shirt tag is sticking out again...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Randall Flagg</I></SMALL><P>
		I stil may have some use for you.  I dont't have anyone else to run the death star donut shop. <BR><SMALL>by <I>jacenmaz</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You! You have the plans for more recent caption pic for TFN Humor!<BR><SMALL>by <I>loachman</I></SMALL><P>
		You lookin at me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Mejia</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger. . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Odor</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, just cause you and your ship are all white, and we're all in black, DOESN'T mean you are the good guys and we are the bad!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Odor</I></SMALL><P>
		"Uncanny, Lord Vader! It seems you really *do* have an internal Princess Compass!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care how old you are! I will not have my daughter dressing as a Cinnamon bun!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cu guy</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a daughter WAIT! NO! Traitor, I meant traitor" Leia: "Daddy?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Way's Line is it Anywho</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger !<BR><SMALL>by <I>raspou</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Do you know what time it is!?  I've been worried sick!  This is the absolute last time you stay off-planet after curfew.. As punishment I'm going to blow up your foster-home(planet)!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you grab my ass?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Give me the plans, now!  Leia:  no no no!  Vader:  You do know how badly I could beat you right??  Leia: *nod nod*  Vader:  I will force-pinch your nipple until it's purple! Gimme the plans!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you NOT to kiss your brother?!........Sicko.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Starkiller</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  there is something on your chest here.. *YOINK!*  hahha!  I can't believe you fell for that!  You are so lame...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Bad Leia! Bad Leia!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bart Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "You better stop pointing that finger at me, it's making your officer horny."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaguar Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got a piece of chocolate pudding right.. there<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Septima</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are coming to bed with me."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jake H.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you backtalk me, young lady . . "<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Lou</I></SMALL><P>
		You should have taken a left at Albuquerque.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Lou</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't give me that look woman!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jake H.</I></SMALL><P>
		Didn't I bang you on naboo? Oh wait, that was your mom.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jared</I></SMALL><P>
		"No.I will not let you have sex with my son."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Skywalker366</I></SMALL><P>
		This is not CNN!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Padawan Drew</I></SMALL><P>
		You know what?!?! Thats it! Your grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jMo_Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy ???<BR><SMALL>by <I>cityhunter</I></SMALL><P>
		Keep talking back to me like that and I'll ground you for a week.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Amaze</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader... Raising the metal.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Stevenson</I></SMALL><P>
		The rebellion is through.  Now pull my finger ...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Semaj Ovured</I></SMALL><P>
		Did *you* steal my coffee??? ((grrr.... what happened to the modern clips? c'mon! i'm only 13!!!)) <BR><SMALL>by <I>obi-wanita kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		mom ever tolLord Vader, Hasn't your d you it's not nice to point???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Mastah</I></SMALL><P>
		"Heh heh. Seriously, Princess, pull it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Newbie Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		And the enter Internet collapses because of the amount of "Pull My Finger" jokes TFN has recieved with this picture.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, you look familiar."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look, stop making fun of him or I'll put you in time out, young lady."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		"You stole my cinamon rolls, and I want them back."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  "I don't think you're a very good ventriloquist, Darryl."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray  X</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chuck</I></SMALL><P>
		Damn't woman!  Blow does not mean blow.<BR><SMALL>by <I>?</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia you have been a bad girl go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"Oh yeah. Well my dad can beat up your dad!  Oh, wait a second."<BR><SMALL>by <I>?</I></SMALL><P>
		I never want you to visit the TFN humor section again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"You WILL sign up for Verizon or else!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara's Substitute</I></SMALL><P>
		Take those buns off your head they make you look stupid<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		Shh... NEVER tell ANYONE how I shave!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		No, there is no deathstar and Mon Mothma is a freakin idiot!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		Yet another deleted scene which shall appear in the special, special edition! A discussion on Gungan religions with Darth Vader and Princess Leia<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		And the server gets flooded with "pull my finger" captions :p<BR><SMALL>by <I>Spooky</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial failures in camoflauge<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger(gee I'm original)<BR><SMALL>by <I>IG-88</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott</I></SMALL><P>
		*deep inhale* Does THIS bug you? Does THIS bug you?! I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU!!!11!1!!! *deep exhale*<BR><SMALL>by <I>duanage</I></SMALL><P>
		Just dial down the center, 1-800-C-A-L-L-A-T-T!!!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Rapmaster MightyWhite</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got some mustard on you chin.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Grand Jedi Master of Funk</I></SMALL><P>
		And Leia is in for the oldest trick in the book.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The grand Jedi Master of Funk</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger to open a portal to the mystical land of Narnina!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jimmy Taylor</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh dear God....here come the pull my finger jokes :: hides in corner ::<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Alkaline</I></SMALL><P>
		No, YOU shut up!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Alkaline</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Commander, I want you to.... commander?    Commander: Um... I'm the one BEHIND you, sir.     Vader: Sorry. Can't see a damn thing in this helmet...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blow-Mi-One Cannolli</I></SMALL><P>
		Your grounded lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mortichro</I></SMALL><P>
		Um, I think there's something flying around your head...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Alkaline</I></SMALL><P>
		No, YOU  stink!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Alkaline</I></SMALL><P>
		I will not have my own daughter running around the galaxy with hair like that. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Blair Hirtle</I></SMALL><P>
		Dang, you're hot... Who's your daddy?  Who's your daddy?  OH GUESS WHAT I AM!!!!!!!!! OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!  No, literally, I am.!!! What? You don't believe me?? (Force choke)<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi_master_ousley</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Well your highness, according to GQ magazine, black IS indeed in this year!"  To gaurd as Vader waves hand, "Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jay</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey gerl    You shur got a  purdy mouth!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>RedSuit Guy</I></SMALL><P>
		"In the name of the father, the son ,and the twin sister"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jared from subway</I></SMALL><P>
		Trust me, I am your father.  Now, pull my finger !<BR><SMALL>by <I>C'arolyn</I></SMALL><P>
		You're a PART of the Rebel Alliance and  a TRAITOR . . .  now you can go home with that or you can trade it for what's in escape pod # 4 <BR><SMALL>by <I>Gabba the Host</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you the updates would get better.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Bryant</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Bryant</I></SMALL><P>
		You will not go to the party.  Go to your room.   Leia: I hate you, Dad!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Bryant</I></SMALL><P>
		Never underestimate the power of a "pull my finger" joke. I have the power to crash servers with just a finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rishar</I></SMALL><P>
		you can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends. but you CAN'T pick your friend's nose!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		go on... pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>theforceisstronginthisone</I></SMALL><P>
		I want YOU to join the Empire too<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		"What? I'm not some dirty old man, I'm your father.  It's funny.  The kids all laugh when I do this.  Just pull it once.   C'mon, Leia...   Party pooper.".<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Intergalactic  Sith Lord of Mystery</I></SMALL><P>
		As the Imperial Officer stands downwind, he hopes that Vader isn't going to try the 'pull my finger' joke.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hemini</I></SMALL><P>
		"I am react to accuse! Princess Leia, on Jabba's Sail Barge, with the chain leash!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>He who must not be names</I></SMALL><P>
		"If George had told you up front that this was Episode IV of Six, you would have negotiated that part before shooting began.  Now say the line, so you can go make out with your brother." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Sith Lord and Tailor</I></SMALL><P>
		Here...Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>YodaDuDe</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you're not going out tonight! Now to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marcos Edson</I></SMALL><P>
		So, you went to get some power converters, uh? That's what your brother said yesterday!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marcos Edson</I></SMALL><P>
		go ahead..... pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>gunslinger21</I></SMALL><P>
		Police officer here says you were caught in a party full of criminals wearing a bikini! What you have to say, daughter?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marcos Edson</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, at least i didn't use a "pull my finger" joke!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Unposted Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaart of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't look half as good as Natalie Portman"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"I want my baby back, baby back, baby back"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, I am Luke's father!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  I'm gonna bite your finger off<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm telling you!  Jabba is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"Choke!  CHOKE!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your coming with me to the movie theater so we can sit and watch me whine and cry and use bad pick up lines."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		"We want YOU! Join the Imperial Army TODAY!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hidious</I></SMALL><P>
		I haven't seen such bad hair since...Could it be...?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dork Mall</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenloquori</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger or I'll say your a liar and a traitor<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joun Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor! Take her away! -Oh, and in case you didn't know, you have a bit of a blue milk mustache!<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodaduderman</I></SMALL><P>
		Damn it, Leia, what have I told you about duct tape bras? (Imperial Officer:" Yeah, she looks much better in gold...")<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady of the Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger  !<BR><SMALL>by <I>USS Kitty-Hawk</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it!  You're grounded little missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shiv-katal</I></SMALL><P>
		You alligned the rebel alliance against me, tried to undermine the Empire...your going to your room with no supper Little Lady!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mikey</I></SMALL><P>
		And TF.N gets raided with a bazillion "Pull my finger" jokes...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Miana Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		And so the TFN server crashed as millions of 'and-so-the-TFN-server-crashed...' jokes were submitted!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sheezor</I></SMALL><P>
		...And Force.net was again flooded with "pull my finger" quips.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth TIMMY!</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll have one of those, two jelly doughnuts and a bearclaw<BR><SMALL>by <I>AndyWilsonEsq</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't sense you're my daughter!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tristan van Heijst</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader "No.... YOU da man... YOU da Man"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter Danek</I></SMALL><P>
		Miss Manners Tip #12: Never point directly at your hostages. It will make them think you are an un-intelligent villian<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter Danek</I></SMALL><P>
		Guy Behind Vader : "Hmmmm, I can't believe how fat he looks from back here."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter Danek</I></SMALL><P>
		ader "I remember you when you were this tall."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter Danek</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader : "Darn. Are you sure bun rolled hair beats scissors?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter Danek</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it young lady, you're grounded. And you aren't going 'Trick or Treating ' with me and 'officer' Joe<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		...Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eddy Kalliski</I></SMALL><P>
		YEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!! No more child's games. Telle where you hid my Wonder Jedi underpants, OR ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joey</I></SMALL><P>
		though he did use the two 'Spiderman' Fingers, Vader just couldn't wrap the Princess in cheap silly string.<BR><SMALL>by <I>//////////</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"Wait, I know! You were in when Harry Met Sally! No wait,Austin Powers" Leia "That's not what you were suppose to say"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trinity Morgana Of the Cron revengers</I></SMALL><P>
		You're lying - there is no one behind me<BR><SMALL>by <I>wyoming7</I></SMALL><P>
		you are a memder of the alliance and a traitor and how do you get the stains out of that dress?<BR><SMALL>by <I>vaderimpersonater</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you no later than 8! You've just come home at 10! I'm going to punish you young woman!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iwishiwasajedi</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're not the Messiah, you're a very naughty girl!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daniel Gurney. England</I></SMALL><P>
		Lieutenant Funzor had no difficulty seeing the family resemblance<BR><SMALL>by <I>AntiPersonnell</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>AntiPersonnell</I></SMALL><P>
		What up, homegirl?<BR><SMALL>by <I>AntiPersonnell</I></SMALL><P>
		As long as you are on my Death Star, you'll follow my rules.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to use deoderent girl...you stink.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Alyssa </I></SMALL><P>
		Did you just call me Darth Brooks?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!  I'm not touching you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Music in background "and we'll have fun fun fun when her daddy takes the starship away"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Look! The Good Year shuttle!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AndyWilsonEsq</I></SMALL><P>
		Ho! I told yo ass to git back to yo cornah and make me some money! *Pimpslaps*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Slaaaade</I></SMALL><P>
		hey you, yeah YOU! Don't you know how many "get a haircut" submissions the TFN humor captioning is getting?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>gunga din</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-'You stole the wookies from the wookie jar.<BR><SMALL>by <I>fiona</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-'You stole the wookies from the wookie jar."    L-"Who me?"   Vader-"Yes you"       L-"couldnt be"        Vader-"then who?"        L-"HE stole the wookies from the wookie jar".<BR><SMALL>by <I>fiona</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-"pull my finger, go on!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>fiona</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are paaaaaaaaaaaart of the rebel alliance."i<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jake H.</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have i told you to not use my crusier for raves.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thomas</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have i told you to not use my crusier for raves.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thomas</I></SMALL><P>
		HaHaHaHaHaHa, you for class president? What a joke!<BR><SMALL>by <I>V-ger</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you are on a mercy mission, then where are your CANNED GOODS FOR CHARITIES"<BR><SMALL>by <I>twist</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mook Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh! Are those Danish Pastries?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Doohicky</I></SMALL><P>
		Liea, daddy's busy right now. Go to your room and I'll send an interrogation droid right away<BR><SMALL>by <I>ArabianShark</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Idiot<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nando</I></SMALL><P>
		look young lady, I don't care what your mother says, I don't want to see you hanging around with that scruffy corellian anymore...<BR><SMALL>by <I>miran'nelly</I></SMALL><P>
		'YOU stole the cookie from the cookie jar!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>PervyOrcFancier</I></SMALL><P>
		nunya<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Evil Emperor Wants YOU!!</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-That's it Leia go to your room! Leia-But dad!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Ozz</I></SMALL><P>
		"up up and away"<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		"up up and away"<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Sidious</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: "Lord Vader, you can pick your friends; you can pick your nose; but you can't pick..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Sidious</I></SMALL><P>
		"And you better eat all of your vegetables or there will be no more diplomatic missions for you, young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Sidious</I></SMALL><P>
		"And get a new hairstyle!  Disco is dead, baby!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		"Uh...You have something hanging out of your nose, Your Highness.  Someone get her a kleenex."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you going to eat those cinnamon rolls on your head?<BR><SMALL>by <I>PantomimeFriedSpam</I></SMALL><P>
		If i have to tell you to go to bed now once more!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Euan Paterson</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "I am NOT going to pull your finger.  Vader:  "Oh, come on.  Everyone ELSE is going to post that same, tired old joke!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "For the last time, where are those honey buns?"  Officer (whispers):  "Plans!"  Vader: "For the last time, where are those PLANS!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Uh, there<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Uh, there's dirt on your nose.  Did you know?  Just there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hurtmyknee</I></SMALL><P>
		What are you looking at? I`m just a tall black guy<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kell</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donald Gilbert</I></SMALL><P>
		I must add in the obligatory: Pull my finger !<BR><SMALL>by <I>BrenDarklighter</I></SMALL><P>
		You wearing white after labor day ! Take her away !<BR><SMALL>by <I>BrenDarklighter</I></SMALL><P>
		Ho Hum. If only I were funny i could think of something to write.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sara Marie</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll get you my pretty, and your little droid too.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bubba Ray Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead. Smell my finger. I dare you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jim McArthur</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, don't even THINK you're going out of the house in that gold bikini thing!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Guinastasia</I></SMALL><P>
		Whose your Daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>JohnnyJango</I></SMALL><P>
		If I've told you before, I've told you a thousand times, when I visit, I want the ship cleaned, the dinner ready, and the Death Star plans sitting on my office desk!<BR><SMALL>by <I>tie7592</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time Leia, go to your room...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan Dube</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess, if I could get my hair to do that, I wouldn't need this helmet.  Did you say "mousse" or "gel"?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lisa Gayle</I></SMALL><P>
		"Gimme the bat, Leia! Gimme the Bat! LEIA!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>haberta_Intil</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance, now, Pull my finger! aww come on!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Dooley</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU.....YOU....You're good doc, I don't know what you did, but you're good.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Victor Cruz</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You stay away from that Solo boy, or no HoloNet for a month!<BR><SMALL>by <I>themagicbagel</I></SMALL><P>
		And I am Vader. Do not forget my name. Do not forget my name, do not forget me...TK421!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		NOW When I tell you no onions on my Sub I mean no Onions!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maxadamian</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you black makes me look fat, but noooooooo..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike G. from Peoria</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>kjhkj</I></SMALL><P>
		"Haha! Can't make anymore "updating the humor section" NOW, can ya?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>TERRE</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have tested my patience for the last time Princess. No you may not stay out after midnight!, and I don't like you hanging around with those rebel scum!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		Bla<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vegard</I></SMALL><P>
		You should shout up<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vegard</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU WILL BE HOME BY MIDNIGHT YOUNG LADY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>MARTIN SMYTH</I></SMALL><P>
		Sadly, Vader's torture of Leia by using his dreaded "Force-poke" was left on the cutting-room floor.<BR><SMALL>by <I>TERRE</I></SMALL><P>
		"Tell Me!!! Why did you replace the Moff behind me with a wax statue?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>TERRE</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jeff gaulin</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger...It's pointless to resist"<BR><SMALL>by <I>RUSKILLZ</I></SMALL><P>
		These Pretzels are making me thirsty<BR><SMALL>by <I>MIke Sarantos</I></SMALL><P>
		you have al lil mustard in the cornner, no not there, oh you got it <BR><SMALL>by <I>Ranco Kaden...okay you dont know me, yet</I></SMALL><P>
		my finger point  (kung pow)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ranco Kaden</I></SMALL><P>
		i could use the Force to destory you but rather i have shuffled my feet on carpet for the last two day and now i will ZAP YOU<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ranco Kaden</I></SMALL><P>
		Vander: Don't I know you from somewhere?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daka Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Vander: Don't I know you from somewhere?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daka Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Dang Mechanical Hand Got stuck in the index finger postition... last  time i buy one from Sanyo<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ranco Kaden</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Your hair is UGL.Y ! Commander: We must do something with that mess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daka Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Do I know you? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Ranco Kaden</I></SMALL><P>
		NO, young lady! You're not going to see that Han fellow again! Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sap</I></SMALL><P>
		Do we really need yet another submission of 'Pull my finger?'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Daevlyn</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Listen missy, if I catch you kissing your brother again your grounded for a month.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Pickle</I></SMALL><P>
		One more thing, can?t you do something whit that hair style?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vegard</I></SMALL><P>
		"go to your room"<BR><SMALL>by <I>hermie</I></SMALL><P>
		"What'd you call my mama?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Malz4JESUS</I></SMALL><P>
		you are part of the rebel allia--- holy crap! is that who i think it is?<BR><SMALL>by <I>mightyjc</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakinos</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader:  Rectum damn near killed em.   Guy in the background:  I dont get it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakinos</I></SMALL><P>
		Tag your it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it, young lady. You know you're not supposed to take the Corvette out for a spin without my permission. Go to your room..." <BR><SMALL>by <I>CFisher</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your Daddy?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Bang!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		why do you have cheese in your hair?<BR><SMALL>by <I>apoptosis man</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader: So if you are still up for it dinner and tea my place tonight just like old times.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakinos</I></SMALL><P>
		*whispers* you grab him and I'll pull his pants down when he isnt looking<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: ...and after I destroy you...uh...one of your hair buns is coming undone.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wan Bogi</I></SMALL><P>
		*she looks so much like Amidala*  TORTURE HER!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Droid Extra #3</I></SMALL><P>
		"Lord Vader.  Only you could be so bold as to point out that zit on my chin."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenya Starflight</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:Pull my finger!  Imperial Officer(thinking):<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:Pull my finger!  Imperial Officer(thinking):Oh crap, NO!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Chromedome</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey....pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>wade maness</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>kris zimmerman</I></SMALL><P>
		what? your not supposed to be here now!!! <BR><SMALL>by <I>kris zimmerman</I></SMALL><P>
		Yo Men<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joseph</I></SMALL><P>
		"you still have a peice of lunch right... over to the left, ... a little more...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Chase</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Damn... you there! do YOU have any cinnamon rolls?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shadowh007</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU, my dear Princess, could use a good Breath Mint!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Burgess</I></SMALL><P>
		Love at first sight: Leia and the Imperial Officer know they will spend their future together.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Dan</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't you that one chick that's always saying stuff about things?<BR><SMALL>by <I>MARY</I></SMALL><P>
		"..and you were there, and you were there, and even you, Auntie Em!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		hay, I can see myself in the back of your helmet Lord Vader<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matty</I></SMALL><P>
		'come on pull my finger'<BR><SMALL>by <I>mattius</I></SMALL><P>
		where's my dinner ?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>chris</I></SMALL><P>
		You are soooooo in trouble little missy!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Superman</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Coryn</I></SMALL><P>
		yo, I  give 5 buck if you tell me where the rebels base<BR><SMALL>by <I>paul orrego</I></SMALL><P>
		yo, I  give 5 buck if you tell me where the rebels base<BR><SMALL>by <I>paul orrego</I></SMALL><P>
		All I want to do is take you out to a movie, damn!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sam Orrego</I></SMALL><P>
		"..and then I said, "you are no Jack Kennedy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: My friend here is pretty shy, nut he thinks your'e REALLY hot!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Warlord Tarkov</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: My friend here is pretty shy, but he thinks your'e REALLY hot!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Warlord Tarkov</I></SMALL><P>
		GO TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG LADY!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Warlord Tarkov</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: I can see myself in his helmet...oh shoot! There's something in my teeth!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Warlord Tarkov</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		vader: i have a great deal for you, a slightly damaged corrilian corvette<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth bob</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Now young lady, running around the galaxy, stealing plans, firing guns - personally, I blame your parents..........<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bluemilkmonitor</I></SMALL><P>
		And I want you home by midnight little miss Leia!<BR><SMALL>by <I>schlomie</I></SMALL><P>
		Look what you did! You dropped a viagra into my glove, now I have a pinky that for wont' go down!<BR><SMALL>by <I>RebelScumbScrubber</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who's your daddy, Bitch?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Allan Barr</I></SMALL><P>
		Moments later, Vader decides it's easier to use his Jedi Mind Tricks to get Leia to pull his finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Scooter</I></SMALL><P>
		Here we see Vader trying out his new fart machine programmed in his chest box.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Trunks</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: So how about that used corellian<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth_bane_1</I></SMALL><P>
		"I feel a presence I have not felt since...Didn't we go to High school together?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shadedragon</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of finger-pulling willpower disturbing<BR><SMALL>by <I>Flash</I></SMALL><P>
		Yes I know it's rude to point, but hey, I'm already one evil bastard.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Petie</I></SMALL><P>
		If you wont pull my finger, then perhaps he  will!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Terance Eubanks</I></SMALL><P>
		"I KNOW ,I know, I know. just PRETEND it's a blaster!<BR><SMALL>by <I>H0D_G</I></SMALL><P>
		And I TOLD you to clean your room, didn't I?<BR><SMALL>by <I>ryan</I></SMALL><P>
		After chris gets flooded with hundreds of "Pull my finger" captions, some dude goes an quotes the original line: "You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a Traitor, take her away!" and ruins the moment<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dra Dra Binks</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your cell and think about what you have done missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mole</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader:"Oh c'mon. Pull my finger!"  Other Guy: "Lame."<BR><SMALL>by <I>yipee</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you? Clean your room! I already had this disscussion with Luke, do I have to do it with you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifighter</I></SMALL><P>
		Your not going anywhere dressed like that young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lee_Ku_Do</I></SMALL><P>
		Go web!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher Folan</I></SMALL><P>
		Die Rebel SCum<BR><SMALL>by <I>Demetrios</I></SMALL><P>
		After Vader died, the Empire used a life-sized puppet operated by an officer.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Crimson</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to be home by 11 last night....<BR><SMALL>by <I>DaFurball</I></SMALL><P>
		You're a part of the rebel alliance and a... oh wait, I thought this was beat the Geeks<BR><SMALL>by <I>Randykin Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, pull my finger...I love the smell inside this suit of armor.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pod Racer Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm grounding you until you return those plans. Now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>tchoong</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady i won't tolerate your insolence! Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob the Explorer</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader, tired of being asked so many times, questions his daughter, "Who let the dogs out?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Tag. Your it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia's been caught stealing daddy's corvette<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		you talkin to me? <BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		oops wrong finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Vader want's you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		mmmm... Danishes... I mean- you are a part of the Rebal Alliance and a Traitor! Take her away<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		You calling me a liar fool?!?!?!?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SamakinSkywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you talking to me? Are YOU talking to me?  Well you must be I'm the only one... oh hello Capt. Piett.<BR><SMALL>by <I>James Stefanelli</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey Leia, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grimlock</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark G.</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bon Chan</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>omar </I></SMALL><P>
		Here, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Jobu</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I wonder if it bites.<BR><SMALL>by <I>QueenSara</I></SMALL><P>
		"She who smelt it, dealt it"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Puos</I></SMALL><P>
		"I thought I told you to NOT put bantha fodder in the Captain's bedsheets!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>bryan</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it, missy! Go to your room, right now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sophita</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it, missy! Go to your room, right now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sophita</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it, missy! Go to your room, right now!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sophita</I></SMALL><P>
		I did put the toilet seat down!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Cubano</I></SMALL><P>
		Remember:  Only YOU  can prevent forest fires!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Edmund Campion</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Guy in Vader suit: So Princess Vespa, you thought you could outwit the imperious forces of planet Spaceball? Leia: Wrong movie, Helment.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Skippy_The_Crazy_GM</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: One Word, Mole<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Damnit! I'm your father, and if I tell you to wear a bra, you're gonna wear a bra!<BR><SMALL>by <I>medellia</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris </I></SMALL><P>
		"Ouch."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		One more crack about my leash and I'll blow up your planet.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will tell the location of the Rebel base." "No, I won't." "You WILL tell me the location of the Rebel base!" "NO, I WON'T!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have something on your shirt. Oh, wait, those are your clearly visible nipples."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you are my daughter and I love you but you are not taking my TIE fighter out for a spin ever AGAIN!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger .... *Now!* <BR><SMALL>by <I>Christine </I></SMALL><P>
		Only you can prevent forest fires.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eli Yahoo</I></SMALL><P>
		"This is CNN (Commander Nick Nigelson)"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eli Yahoo</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: (thinking) I'm glad I'm wearing this mask that way this princess cant see me laughing at her stupid hairdo.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dan the Man with the Master Plan</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU sent those reporters?Execute her immediately!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darin B. Marrs</I></SMALL><P>
		No daughter of mine is going out with her hair like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>MertWarson</I></SMALL><P>
		Your not Dating that farmer boy Luke,he's trouble!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Cunningham</I></SMALL><P>
		No, seriously, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike from Calgary</I></SMALL><P>
		"I find your lack of bra arousing"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jim Roser</I></SMALL><P>
		Defective Droids made by Anakin that would run around shouting "WIZARD" nonstop<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Fanatic</I></SMALL><P>
		As Vader yells...some more, Imperial officers are strangely attracted to his shiny helmet...ooooooo, shiny<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Fanatic</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger !!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kamil</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, I recognize you!  You're my daughter!  I MUST have the right ship."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zak Arranda</I></SMALL><P>
		What's with the hair?<BR><SMALL>by <I>William Perry</I></SMALL><P>
		If i told you once i told you twice be home before 12 you wil learn to listen to your father<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dennis van elten</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, you are NOT going out dressed like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fred McClark-an</I></SMALL><P>
		arent you that chick with the metal bikini?<BR><SMALL>by <I>travis</I></SMALL><P>
		One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ki</I></SMALL><P>
		"im not falling for that again vader!" ... "no, really! theres a HUGE spider on your shirt!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>travis</I></SMALL><P>
		i used to do my hair just like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>travis</I></SMALL><P>
		im a person! and my name is anakin!<BR><SMALL>by <I>travis</I></SMALL><P>
		"honestly, is it too much much to ask for frikkin gloves with laser beams attached to the frikkin fingers!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>travis</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't talk to me like that. I am your father!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyle Peters</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "Trick  or treat!" Vader:"I choose trick. MIND trick! Now tell me where the plans are!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>ArabianShark</I></SMALL><P>
		"And now Princess, pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Soggybacon</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on !! Pull my finger !!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthrodney@hotmail.com</I></SMALL><P>
		I said, Where my money at?<BR><SMALL>by <I>lovaspappa</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you hear that? That is the sound of a thousand "pull my finger" gags coming this way.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Reign</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Hey Leia. Leia: Yeah? Vader: Call me.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Reign</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Vader wants you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big Johnny</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thierry van der Meiren</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm so full of your bitching and moaning! Be a nice daughter for once and earn your allowance by cleaning your cell.<BR><SMALL>by <I>dea</I></SMALL><P>
		you must pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>jeffrey</I></SMALL><P>
		You know,  I'm not Osama's friend.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rabelo</I></SMALL><P>
		You're GROUNDED!  Go to your room, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blair Deewlay</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you like Eggs?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Vandenbroek</I></SMALL><P>
		vader"Tell me where the plans are!" leih "No" vader "C'mon, i'll give youa puppy"...<BR><SMALL>by <I>rancortooth</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Tell me where the rebel base is......  Hey! is that the Dark Sith lipstick brand??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jon Gantt</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hans Cummings</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kris Hebbert</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont you talk to your Father in that tone young Lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda_Jedi_Master</I></SMALL><P>
		"If i have to come out here and stop you two arguing once more..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Silvercat</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you, don't use startch on the cape."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Kelley</I></SMALL><P>
		Just you wait until your mother gets home, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ghawdly</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh Snap!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trumpet Pimp</I></SMALL><P>
		go to your room! young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth vader's clone</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you no dating untill your 30!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darcy Wright</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care, I'm your father and it's way past your bedtime.<BR><SMALL>by <I>zer(-)biwan</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the 'Women who won't sleep with Vader' club and a spy!  Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Naked Dude</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Museum: Black Mannequins Special<BR><SMALL>by <I>adoy</I></SMALL><P>
		Where is my underwear?<BR><SMALL>by <I>sidse</I></SMALL><P>
		Is that a chip I see on your shoulder? Because you NEVER talk to your father that way, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kalahari Karl</I></SMALL><P>
		So you turn left and the a sharpe right<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marc</I></SMALL><P>
		So you turn left and then a sharpe right<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marc</I></SMALL><P>
		You, young lady, are going to bed without any supper!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Alvis Elledge</I></SMALL><P>
		You don't know the power of pulling my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		You march right up to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hambone</I></SMALL><P>
		You're a noughty noughty girl! Shame on you! hihihi<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tremayne</I></SMALL><P>
		Look over there... a Jedi.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zero</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room" I know, you've read that one about a MILLION times.<BR><SMALL>by <I>HuggaTree</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		In an attempt to liven up the new Ultimate Edition Trilogy, Lucas throws in some tastless humour.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bloke</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh  please! Like no one thought to write "Pull my Finger".<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bloke</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't give me that look young lady. You're just like your mother.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bloke</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, Leia. It is your destiny.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gerry</I></SMALL><P>
		oh no! not another "pull my finger" joke<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kami</I></SMALL><P>
		Say, didn't your mother tell you not to point at people?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kami</I></SMALL><P>
		aaaaaaaaaargh! Couldn't you just have used a jedi mind trick or something to tempt me to post a "pull my finger" joke straight away?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kami</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  Look, mate, I'm not going to pull you finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Cords</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU stole my script, didnt YOU?!?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jar-jar blinks</I></SMALL><P>
		You see this guy behind me,  well the reason his cheak are all sunken is because he didn't tell me where my tooth brush was.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke is a wimp</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Muzza</I></SMALL><P>
		"You WILL show me how to braid my buns...Princess."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sith Hairdresser</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"Ah!  Goose!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Raspberrybeard the Pirate</I></SMALL><P>
		"You stole my Halloween candy!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Raspberrybeard the Pirate</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, don't you ever talk to your father like that again."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Mathew</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Brother!  So, you have a twin brother... your feelings have betrayed him too..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  "But, dad..."    Vader:  "No means no!  If I find you stealing the Death Star plans again..." <BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh, yeah?  Well, I forsee you're going to kiss your brother and not realize it for three years. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Hurlie</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  "But, dad..."    Vader:  "No means no!  If I find you kissing your brother again..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>DMX Desi</I></SMALL><P>
		Young Lady, I want you to go to your room and thik about how you talked to Daddy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Queen Saradala</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "I need a royal consort and you look attractive enough." Leia: "That's disgusting; you're my father! Besides, I already have Luke..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben S. Gaulk</I></SMALL><P>
		Why do you look so familiar???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben S. Gaulk</I></SMALL><P>
		"WERE HAVE YOU HIDDEN THE BEAN BURITO"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zack Wagner</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth:You will either apologize or go to your room without dinner.  Is that understood, young lady?  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Siri-Qui Jinn</I></SMALL><P>
		"Stop pulling your brothers hair!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Ashkon</I></SMALL><P>
		ok... but this is the last time then you go to bed.... A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.........<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you to, GO GET MORE DONUTS!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>StarWarsFan007</I></SMALL><P>
		u need a tissue badly<BR><SMALL>by <I>anonomous</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader Wants YOU!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Z.A.A.</I></SMALL><P>
		Lego my Ego or I will destroy your puny ship,<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediJil</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh joy...The "Pull my Finger" captions are back.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jean_Valjean</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Vadar wants YOU for the empire<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ricca Mcticker</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon...pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>newjackjedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Darth Vader.  I could smell your fowl stench when you came on board.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		That'll be a table for two, and make sure its non smoking.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kev</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger OR ELSE<BR><SMALL>by <I>ben_hollingbery</I></SMALL><P>
		..Moooole..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		Is that her? I can't see a damn thing in this helmet..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darq Vemakks</I></SMALL><P>
		You go clean your room and I don't want to hear anymore whining like Luke does.<BR><SMALL>by <I>liz</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: Pull my finger princess<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr.Maul</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: If you don't tell me where those transmissions you intercepted are, I'll be forced to keep pointing at you<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr.Maul</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth:Uh princess, you've got something hanging from your nose.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr.Maul</I></SMALL><P>
		"you're grounded young lady...admiral, escort her to her room." Leia:"NOOO!!  I'm going to miss Figrin D'ahn's concert tonight."<BR><SMALL>by <I>jak yazka</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Pull my finger!"  Leia: "Daaaad..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andy Schook</I></SMALL><P>
		I've told you once, i've told you 1000 times, clean your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anthony Dobrin AKA IG-88a</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia couldn't decide if the "gay vibe" she was getting was coming from Vader's pinkie, or the nameless man grabbing his ass.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrey Summers</I></SMALL><P>
		Because I am your father and I said so!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yuijedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Submission # 1138 of "Pull my Finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hutt</I></SMALL><P>
		Uncle Palpatine wants YOU!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hutt</I></SMALL><P>
		GO WEB!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hutt</I></SMALL><P>
		Go make me an omlette!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth retard</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Since you wont tell daddy where you hid his prescious "work material" your grounded from attending the Imperial Senate for life! Leia: But dad!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Oscar Meier Wiener</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey! You played Princess Leia in Star Wars!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		"Just pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm gonna be sick 'n' tired of all the "Pull My Finger" submissions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sick 'N' Tired</I></SMALL><P>
		*thinking* I hope TF.N updates the humor page soon, my elbow is getting really stiff holding it like this for weeks on end.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DataDroid</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: If you don't tell me where the rebel base is, your grounded for a month young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AlitheMandalorian</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rachel</I></SMALL><P>
		"Umm... you've got a littleglob of salad dressing right there on your chin..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>ukiyokaze</I></SMALL><P>
		no the lightsaber does not vibrate.<BR><SMALL>by <I>http://optikskate.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: "I never realized how sexy that cape makes Vader look."<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Big Pat</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jim</I></SMALL><P>
		Nice hair, princess<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hamish</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, Didn't I have Sex With Your Mom?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Day</I></SMALL><P>
		Now princess you will PULL MY FINGER or ill mind trick you into doing so.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nezzer</I></SMALL><P>
		"You follow the book too?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tecnodrome</I></SMALL><P>
		"You follow the book too?"  Snoochy Boochies<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tecnodrome</I></SMALL><P>
		"I will TOO blow up a planet!  And NOT just to make you laugh!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tecnodrome</I></SMALL><P>
		! Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trevor McCoy</I></SMALL><P>
		! Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trevor McCoy</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh comon! Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trevor McCoy</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're not fooling anyone with that fake British accent, Your Highness."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Edward</I></SMALL><P>
		Is that really 3P0 behind you?  Haha, oh man, you wouldn't believe how much time I spent making that gay....I mean "British" verbal chipset for that droid<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tecnodrome</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, TFN.I know you can get a funnier pic than this.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm here to get my protocol droid back."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Edward</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:You will tell me the location of the funnier caption picture,your highness.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		No,TFN,I have NO IDEA how to incorparate "pull my finger" into this.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		<Insert reduundant pull my finger joke here><BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		"There's a fly above your head,your highness"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care how sweet he is, young lady, I will not let you go for a ride that crappy starship with some smuggler and his furry Man-Beast.  And thats Final!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tecnodrome</I></SMALL><P>
		"TELL ME THE TRUTH OR I SHALL HAVE YOU KILLED! Does this cape make me look fat?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		Imp. Officer:Psst! I don't think any pull my finger joke is going to get her to talk."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		*Vader whispering to Officer*  What is that on her chin?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sir Calvin</I></SMALL><P>
		You are going straight to your room without supper, Leia, and I don't want to hear another word!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Ganzeveld</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the group that keeps TFN from updating and a traitor, Take her away.<BR><SMALL>by <I>SvF_BD02_Wedge</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>thrawn's lackey</I></SMALL><P>
		If this guy wasn't behind me right now, I'd...I'd...well, you're just lucky he's here.<BR><SMALL>by <I>thrawn's lackey</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"  (sorry, i just had to say it)<BR><SMALL>by <I>JmJeff</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JmJeff</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You're a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor!" ........wait<BR><SMALL>by <I>scassidy06</I></SMALL><P>
		You will update TFN Humor soon or die!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mister 3-D</I></SMALL><P>
		You will update TFN Humor soon or die!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mister 3-D</I></SMALL><P>
		You... You... Umm.... ... Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Littlest StormTrooper</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader points and laughs at Leia's hair.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Littlest StormTrooper</I></SMALL><P>
		cvbc<BR><SMALL>by <I>bcv</I></SMALL><P>
		"I know you, don't I?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Colyn Spencer</I></SMALL><P>
		Who would have thought that out of all the women Vader had to chose from at the local brothel he would chose his own daughter to be seduced by the dark side...<BR><SMALL>by <I>unlisted</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who's ya Daddy..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Glenn Moran</I></SMALL><P>
		"Smell my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't tell me where the rebels are, I'm going to give you such a pinch! (I did it!! I resisted the obvious 'pull my finger' joke!)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mentos</I></SMALL><P>
		you better swallow this time<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth vader</I></SMALL><P>
		my nuts burn<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You will go to your room and you'll like it.", Leia: "But you are NOT my father!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shawn Lovelett</I></SMALL><P>
		Does this smell like rootbeer?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evan Shearer</I></SMALL><P>
		"Where is the SW3 script they sen you?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marda Mortem</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"please sign my poster of you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darin B. Marrs</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to never complain about the toilet seat being up!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kirghimus Lommaximus</I></SMALL><P>
		Cinnimon Rolls!  Don't mind if I do.<BR><SMALL>by <I>PureEvil</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grant Gagnon</I></SMALL><P>
		So you try to escape by traveling to Tatooine...  hmmm... nah, it's probably just a coincidence...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Sidious</I></SMALL><P>
		"You put your Sith finger in, you take your Sith finger out; you put your Sith finger in, and you shake it all about..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, dude... huhuh...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nik</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on... Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Boniface</I></SMALL><P>
		You are the weakess link, Goodbye<BR><SMALL>by <I>Toby Ricketts</I></SMALL><P>
		Look I'm Lord Vader and I'm not going to fall for that 'Look behind you' line OK<BR><SMALL>by <I>goongsta</I></SMALL><P>
		Guy behind thinks to himself "Oh god please don't pull his finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>goongsta</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Rock on baby!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>goongsta</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are 70s hellraiser, smoke too much pot, and don't deliver your lines seriously. Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve Saul</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "But Dad... everyone's wearing their hair like this!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr Paul</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll not tell you again young lady, NO DRINKING AND JOYRIDING ON TATTOINE!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Raxonia</I></SMALL><P>
		is this the girl that did it  <BR><SMALL>by <I>john davis</I></SMALL><P>
		I ve told you before,! stop playing with my Admeral!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>riverside_jon</I></SMALL><P>
		You will apologize to the Captain right now for calling him a doody head<BR><SMALL>by <I>Padawan Drew</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger bitch. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Wray</I></SMALL><P>
		There's something hanging out of your nose.. Might want to check that.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anthony Renauldo</I></SMALL><P>
		Now you WILL clean that room of yours or there will be a severe punishment young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anthony Renauldo</I></SMALL><P>
		Yes, the white certainly works on you, but it just isn't E-VIL enough for me...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anthony Renauldo</I></SMALL><P>
		My finger is jammed. Can you give me a hand and pull on it?<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		tf.n crashes after too many pull my finger jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rogue_0009</I></SMALL><P>
		if you won't pull my finger you must be a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor, take her away<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rogue_0009</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, what have I told you about dating smugglers??"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Simu</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not gonna say "Pull my finger..." I'm not gonna say "Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>ME (Andy, that is)</I></SMALL><P>
		Take a bath! Those dreads are getting nasty, girl!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Savoie</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on pull my finger or ill blow up Alderan<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dengar 69</I></SMALL><P>
		Naa-naa na naa-naa!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Clone of a clone</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...you know you wanna...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big D</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grenade</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"You have been very naughty young lady, now go to your room!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>ssserpent</I></SMALL><P>
		You may only stay out until 11:00 on a school night! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason Lesage</I></SMALL><P>
		"imprisonment, torment .  .  . what else am I missing?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jilly FETT</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you! No golden bikini for you, and that's the end of it! The idea had never entered your mother's mind..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erica</I></SMALL><P>
		I have a big penis<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter</I></SMALL><P>
		"Get in my Belly!  I'm higher on the food chain! I've got corn in my crap bigger than you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fat Darth Bastard</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of Bad Hair Anonymous, and the president. Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		So, how's mom?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "For the very last time Princess Leia, PULL MY FINGER !!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi123</I></SMALL><P>
		Hows about you just tell me where it is, or I tell your brother that I'm his father.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		We knew it was bad when the Editor could'nt find anymore "real" shots, and reverted to movie stills.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Nice buns!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		You're just like your mother.  She would'nt listen either.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		You're just like your mother.  Big on weird hair styles.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>PEZRIC</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you no pickles!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vance Burkett</I></SMALL><P>
		I paid for both of us...  you sneeky ho<BR><SMALL>by <I>J CURAN</I></SMALL><P>
		I paid for both of us...  you sneeky ho<BR><SMALL>by <I>J CURAN</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>DominicVachon</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you an angel?<BR><SMALL>by <I>snowdog83</I></SMALL><P>
		So it was YOUR idea to post a Halloween parody song?!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, Don't talk back to your father like-- Crap, There goes the suprise ending to Episode V"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Black Sun</I></SMALL><P>
		So you didn't make the cheerleader team, that's not the end of the world, just the end of you...<BR><SMALL>by <I>DominicVachon</I></SMALL><P>
		"You've got a little something on your face..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Black Sun</I></SMALL><P>
		And with a powerfull grip of cold steel, I shall crush all those who submits a "Pull my Finger-..." What, they've already done this one? ON THE MAIN PAGE? Oh, man...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		"OH MY GOD!!! Look at the size of that pimple, its bigger than the Death Star!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Black Sun</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh yeah? Well... well, maybe only I could be so bold, but you're a... uh... you're a... A Nerf Herder! So there! Ha!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't know the power of-- Pull My Finger" (Didn't wanna be the only one not to submit one.)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Black Sun</I></SMALL><P>
		Go and clean yor room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedigrandmaster</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh, yeah right... (Like I'm falling for that one...) And I bet there's someone standing over YOUR shoulder TOO, right? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Gurion</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got some spinach between your teeth... <BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Gurion</I></SMALL><P>
		And then I'll shoot you...BANG! Like that! So just tell me where the plans are already, or else!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Gurion</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  If you pull my finga.. I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine...!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		 you are part of the Rebel alliance, and you refuse to pull my finger! Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Tarak</I></SMALL><P>
		"Did So!" "Did not!" "Did so!" "Did not!" "Look, I'm telling you, I DID know your mother, and you look JUST LIKE her, whether you believe me or not!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Now honey, I know that we're sponsering Verizon now, but you have to stop these long distance cellphone calls to Corellia..........<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan 1986</I></SMALL><P>
		heh heh, Pull my mechanical finger unit.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan 1986</I></SMALL><P>
		Now I've heard of kissing COUSINS, but THIS...............<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan 1986</I></SMALL><P>
		While Vader knew all about his daughter and the stolen plans, he was totally oblivious to the undying love between his daughter and his trusted officer.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan 1986</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hojo</I></SMALL><P>
		I can understand stealing weapons plans, I can understand lying about a rebel base, I can even understand running away with a smuggler, but ATTENDING A STAR TREK CONVENTION...........<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan 1986</I></SMALL><P>
		And one more thing, if Yoda asks you how you feel, never EVER say cold!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifan 1986</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor! PULL MY FINGER!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Viper 1</I></SMALL><P>
		you talkin' to me???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joe</I></SMALL><P>
		And once again, the staffers of TFN Humour were overwhelmed with countless "Pull My Finger" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Jedi Master of BBQ's Daughter</I></SMALL><P>
		darth"now now young lady, what did i say about hanging out with those rebels?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>luke</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on pull it, i dare ya<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gareth Morgan</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Pull my finger, and feel the power of the Dark Side!"  Leia: "Eeeew!  Not after that double-bean burrito you just ate!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ril Stendan</I></SMALL><P>
		Here, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kamikaze</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Al Qaeda, now where is Osama bin Laden?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaina12</I></SMALL><P>
		Do tell me, who [i]is[/i] your hairdresser.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Where did you come from?  Well I lost my arm just so I could get your mother in bed.  She was a good senator and an even better lover.  One time I used the force while we were in bed and here you are <BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		As for you...my man back here will take you to a detention cell where he will...um...interagate you...and probe your...hmmm...mind...yes..that's it...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		Ok little lady!  Go to your room right now!  We will discuss this when your mother gets home!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		Diplomatic mission my mechanical @$$!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		Your mother knew I was strong in the force...and in bed...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		You wonder why I turned to the dark side?  The Emperor promised me millions of Natalie Portman clones.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader: Now Princess, tell me where thr bathroom is before I......oh no too late<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord_Vader34556</I></SMALL><P>
		Simply force choking you isn't good enough.  I'm gonna have to place you in an easily escaped cell guarded by incompetant hirelings awaiting an overly elaborate execution and just assume you died.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		I just ate Mexican... pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fresco</I></SMALL><P>
		Great Costume.  I made mine at home. . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		You hid my Viagra!  Now you must pay.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Do not be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed . . . oh, damn! Wrong cue.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you think at me with that language, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something in your teeth<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Funny, you remind me of a girl I used to date when I was your age . . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Is he making faces at me behind my back?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you can't see it with this mask on, but I'm making faces at you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!  I pity the man who is your father whoever he is!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jadepadawan</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and you are grounded! Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Digitalfreak</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-Kimchi</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: oh God, he is doing that same damn joke again<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-Kimchi</I></SMALL><P>
		Update that TFN humor site now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi-kimchi</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: Pull My finger, Leia: I recognised your foul stench when I was brought on board<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui Gonn Pim</I></SMALL><P>
		Is that meant to be like that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ado Tain</I></SMALL><P>
		I've got two words for you ...no<BR><SMALL>by <I>El Beanio</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance, and a traitor. Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles01</I></SMALL><P>
		She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detachment down to retreive them commander.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cal n' Cheese</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL join the nail side of the thumb!<BR><SMALL>by <I>peanut</I></SMALL><P>
		bokepachaaaa<BR><SMALL>by <I>aitor</I></SMALL><P>
		I sense many "Pull my Finger" jokes in this one...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anonymous</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the "Pull my Finger Alliance", and a traiter, take her away!" (sorry, it was <i>begging</i> for it)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anonymous</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader on Springer - "you best back the F**K off b***h - this is my man now. Henry and I are in love and you didnt even know he was gay <BR><SMALL>by <I>chris</I></SMALL><P>
		you come with me around this corner and you gonna suck me and my partners dick or you are a death stupid bitch<BR><SMALL>by <I>patrick</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got some ketchup on your robe there princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediJil</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't talk back to your father. Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aer</I></SMALL><P>
		If I hear one word about my ridiculous outfit, you will suffer!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nobunaga</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a liar and a traitor, now go to your room and stop kissing your brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>AZ</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>victor crespo</I></SMALL><P>
		"You roll your eyes at me like that again young lady, and it back in you cell"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob the cow</I></SMALL><P>
		"So, um,.......you gonna' eat those cinnamon rolls?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kae' Caballa</I></SMALL><P>
		"Psst.  If you pull my finger right now the squirmy Imperial Officer behind me gets it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Warren Guymon</I></SMALL><P>
		D.V. phone home<BR><SMALL>by <I>Your Mom</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you're gonna join everyone else in the 'pull my finger gag', at least get the right finger, moron."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wedge's Ewok</I></SMALL><P>
		Now then, daughter, behave theeself...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Cunningham</I></SMALL><P>
		Hmmm...How many "pull my finger" jokes is TFN:Humor going to get with THIS one?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evil Leprechaun</I></SMALL><P>
		Internet users across the globe felt the grip of Vader as they begatn to type millions of "Pull my finger" jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Brent</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who's your Daddy?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evil Leprechaun</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you the one reasponsible for TFN's humor section finally getting updated?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Admiral Abbott</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke</I></SMALL><P>
		You...kissed your brother...ewwww<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		don't you use that tone with me missy<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Raydar</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Does he always just freeze like this?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corn on the Cob Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Thank you for turning him off!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corn on the Cob Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"I find your lack of style disturbing."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Harmonics</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  What does this smell like to you, princess??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  You will kiss your brother in the sequel you little space-tramp!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		For god's sake Leia, stay away from that incestuous brother of yours! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		you kiss your brother in the sequel..search your feelings, you know it to be true!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		If you talk back one more time, I WILL spank you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me open a can of whoop@ss! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead...bite me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		You have the same terrible taste in hair-styles as your mother did..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Your father is a snowblower!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		See this finger??  It's made of pinball machine parts and duct-tape!  Feels real doesn't it??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Who is that? It' Ha! Made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mooktar</I></SMALL><P>
		You will call me...BETTY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Who is that? It's a driod, and he has our plans!   ...... Ha! Made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mooktar</I></SMALL><P>
		officer thinking to himself: Why do I always have to stand behind him when he gets people to pull his finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		What do you get when you cross a Droid with some Nerf??  MY ASS!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		What do you get when you cross a rope with a mynock??  MY ASS!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		I know that was you're fart! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, and witness the power of the dark side!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Me</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you think I cannot smell anything through this mask?!  DAMN!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		I once was a whiny little school-girl just as yourself!  Err...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Was your father as whiny as you are!?  sheesh...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Have you seen muh...Weina?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you know how hard it is these days to be a single parent in this galaxy!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh come on! If you won't tell me the location of the rebel base, at least pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jive Talkin' Jedu </I></SMALL><P>
		That's it! Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Kuat</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor but most of all, you're being detained because the Imperial Chef wants the sticky buns you stole from him for your hairdo back!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jada Marnew</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your Daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Daddy?</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: Pull my finger       Princess Leia: I'm not falling for that one again.  Ya stank up half the galaxy last time.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jada Marnew</I></SMALL><P>
		"Not touching you, can't get mad. Not touching you, can't get mad."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room little girl, and don't come out till I say so!  Kids never listen!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Marshall</I></SMALL><P>
		watch it girly or youll cop one in the kisser<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth azreal</I></SMALL><P>
		the ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of pulling the finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia is obvoiusly unimpressed as daddy vader pulls the whole "disappearing thumb" trick<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		You most definatley are NOT going out with THAT hairstyle young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		you certainly inherited your mother's (hmm how might i phrase it) "exquisite taste" in hair<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		ahh darn i cant apply "wheres waldo" to this one<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'll pay you to teach Stormtroopers how to shoot.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Man from Mars</I></SMALL><P>
		leia certainly did not inhereit the tall gene in the family<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dralion</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>shadowtrooper</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of lip gloss disturbing<BR><SMALL>by <I>doomking</I></SMALL><P>
		I want YOU for the Imperial Army<BR><SMALL>by <I>tripped out lightbulb salesman</I></SMALL><P>
		BWA HA HA HAA!  THE RETURN OF THE 'PULL MY FINGER' JOKES!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Conquistador</I></SMALL><P>
		"No you can't have the keys to the TIE Fighter, you smashed up the last one." "But Dad..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kristine</I></SMALL><P>
		"And you will stop pissing in the Captain's cornflakes in the morning, it's just not funny"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kristine</I></SMALL><P>
		"And you will give the Captain back his cinnamon buns right now, young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kristine</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my prosthetic digit."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Klavier</I></SMALL><P>
		wait a sec, i think i saw an older, yet sexyer, version of that outfit in episode 2... er i mean when i was a young jedi<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		You stole my ball!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Phil</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>thx8t88</I></SMALL><P>
		you have a spot right there.....what did you think I was going to say, "Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi adamgs</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me blow up your planet, young lady!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lindsey</I></SMALL><P>
		What is your maker you stupid mother<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Tran</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>TK8273</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, go to your room and think about what you did.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sam</I></SMALL><P>
		"I was the first person to visit every system in the galaxy!  So just about anyone could be your brother.  No kissing!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aiasadan</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		No  daughter of mine is going out with hair like that... You're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Rigby</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a w***e and that hair-makeup are orrible!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>fabrix</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will join me for dinner...THAT'S NOT A REQUEST"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Specter of MatrixFans.net</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader "No I don't want to buy your new swim suit calender.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Roge Star</I></SMALL><P>
		i got you so now you're the goose!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth saul</I></SMALL><P>
		how did you get your hair to do that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth saul</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"This is the last time you break curfew!!  Just for that, I'm going to blow up Alderaan!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Novi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"Mercy mission my helmet!  Do you have any idea how dangerous the "Club Scene" is on Coruscant?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Novi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"I find it hard to believe that the Imperial behind me has a bigger lightsaber than me....your Highness!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Novi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		One more time your highness, where is the Imperial Commander who put a cherry bomb in my toilet?"   "Shhh!  Don't tell hime I'm right behind him; he can't sense me in his old age!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Novi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't care what you do to me, I'll never tell you where those plans are, and pulling your finger won't help either!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Novi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"No matter what means of torture you use on me, I'll never talk....PLEASE!  Don't make me pull your finger, you'll destroy us all!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Novi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Roll over!  Come on, roll over!  Be a good girl...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia Organa, I would date with you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		Keeping a straight face, Admiral Piett quietly unbelted Vader's pants.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a rebel and WHO is standing on my cloak?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		Admiral Piett sighed as the flood of "pull my finger" jokes began yet again..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		Piett steeled his will.  The dark lord's attention was elsewhere, but that was always when the Force Wedgies came.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		...Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a naughty little girl. Do you know what I like to do to naughty girls? You shall see just how dark my force can be<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chickenheadfett</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded! Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aubri</I></SMALL><P>
		Now go to your room young lady and think about what you've done.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cloud Tiamat</I></SMALL><P>
		Comply with my wishes or be forced to listen to Yoko Ono's solo albums<BR><SMALL>by <I>Beatle</I></SMALL><P>
		you get me a double mochachino latte and dont forget the whipped cream or il crush your larynx<BR><SMALL>by <I>orion</I></SMALL><P>
		DarthVader: "How many times have told you not to kiss your brother?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>D@rth Dude</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "Your Brother is a pansy, join me and we will rule the galaxy." Lea:"ok, but I don't have to were black do I, it's awinter color and I am a spring?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMindTricker</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "Your Brother is a pansy, join me and we will rule the galaxy together." Lea:"ok, but I don't have to were black do I, it's a winter color and I am a spring?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMindTricker</I></SMALL><P>
		I am serious, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Robert Hyden</I></SMALL><P>
		Hang 10! Gnarly spaceship, princess!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't tell me where the plans are, me and my invisible parakeet will leave... you wouldn't want that, now would you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		no mames pinche morrilla.. o te voy a joder la vida... entiendes?<BR><SMALL>by <I>el_morro</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, princess we will discuss the secret plans... wait, are those cinnamon rolls?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm sorry Lord Vader, but 'Pull My Finger' has already been submitted. . .about 2000 times!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>tusk o'eHidirsceol</I></SMALL><P>
		Aw come on... pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tony Carrillo</I></SMALL><P>
		"I will not have my own daughter walk around in public with that excessive amount of make-up on! Take it off!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Godfada</I></SMALL><P>
		"Here, pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Saberfett</I></SMALL><P>
		Quick look behind you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter Oxley</I></SMALL><P>
		No you may not go to the party. Now go to your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fungus</I></SMALL><P>
		"The bathroom is down that way, to the left, next to the broom closet. You have to jiggle the handle after you flush..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		vader-"go to your room", leia-"but dad..." vader-"i find you lack of obedience disturbing."<BR><SMALL>by <I>haun solo</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Taj<BR><SMALL>by <I>Umm.... never mind</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess:  Wow, Prowse really was big and tall!  What do you think of this wax impression, officer?....Hey officer...are you always this stiff in front of customers?  Officer, helloooooo?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Bagwell</I></SMALL><P>
		Swear you're not a rebel.  Pinky swear.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Gallagher</I></SMALL><P>
		" Before I tell you the location of the rebel base, you tell me the name of the guy standing behind you ! " Vader: " er....take her away ! "<BR><SMALL>by <I>BrenDarklighter</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jarik</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, I told you to be home by 2300 last night.  You know what happens when you break curfew."<BR><SMALL>by <I>HandmaidenEirtae</I></SMALL><P>
		Yeah...pull my finger, Darth...that's original.<BR><SMALL>by <I>khellhound</I></SMALL><P>
		The only thing you seemed to inherit from your mother is he weird hair-doos.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Snee Oosher</I></SMALL><P>
		This is no fun unless we get to caption stormtroopers in unlikely situations<BR><SMALL>by <I>yendreck</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my...ahhh, forget it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>yendreck</I></SMALL><P>
		"Do you know the Muffin Man?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>yendreck</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Look over there" Leia: Huh<BR><SMALL>by <I>yendreck</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Look over there" Leia: Huh<BR><SMALL>by <I>yendreck</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Look over there" Leia: "Huh?" Vader: "Sucker!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>yendreck</I></SMALL><P>
		what did I say about going to the rebellion? go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Knows A Lot</I></SMALL><P>
		"Watch your mouth young lady or you won't be dating until I'm dead!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You've been a very bad girl!  Go to your room, and I'll deal with you later!  As for your boyfriend, however..." ::choking::<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin "Uncle Kettch" Ray</I></SMALL><P>
		And the crowd rejoices as TFN Humor posts the final picture from any current Star Wars movie that could possibly invite thousands of "Pull my finger" submissions (or so we hope.)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin "Uncle Kettch" Ray</I></SMALL><P>
		No, the reason you won't date me is not because I'm too nice, it's because I'm a nasty Star Wars geek! Isn't it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Karl Mamer</I></SMALL><P>
		Now now, Leia, don't blow up Daddy's new Death Star.<BR><SMALL>by <I>bob</I></SMALL><P>
		Looking over Vader's Shoulder, Smither's couldn't help but admire the work of the Princess' hairdresser.<BR><SMALL>by <I>CoolFrooD1</I></SMALL><P>
		It was your turn to wash the dishes you know it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		If you were /my/ daughter...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh look who's talking Miss Three Counts Incest!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care if it's not November 12. I want the AotC dvd and I want it now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your mass of hair disturbing.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		You're lucky I don't cut off your hand right now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		When you point at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		You look very familiar. Do I know your father?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		You look very familiar. Do I know your mother?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		I know! You're here to film an episode of Red Dwarf!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		I've come for my droid.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		I Want YOU for Imperial Army<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Great Jedi Wannabe</I></SMALL><P>
		Where do you get your hair done, girl?!  Do they sell wigs, too?  'Cause my hair has just been stripped right off!  Dredful lava, ya know!  Ha!<BR><SMALL>by <I>K-3P0</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>el Mac</I></SMALL><P>
		miss, you have something in your teeth<BR><SMALL>by <I>el mac</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader (To Leia): If you want to save the ship's crew....then pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader (To Leia): If you want to save the ship's crew....then pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Stark</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me take off my belt, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gumpy</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: My lord, are you sure that poking her eye will make her confess where she hid the plans?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Stark</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		If I catch you on the phone with that Han Solo ONE more time....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cutie Jedi Girl</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-Now I'm warning you Princess, either you clean up your room or else you will learn the power of the dark side.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Master_Kat</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of TheForce.net and a spoiler.  Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>A-R-F</I></SMALL><P>
		Bang!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andavia Corwenna</I></SMALL><P>
		there's a spot on your shirt...made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andavia Corwenna</I></SMALL><P>
		You're just begging for 'pull my finger' jokes. . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mozzarella </I></SMALL><P>
		The next time your run off on a "diplomatic mission" I am cutting your princess privaleges!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediBoy</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader - "I grow tired of your imcompetence, officer.  Senator, pull my finger."  Officer - "No, my Lord- *gasps*" (Written by someone who JUST got the "pull my finger" joke)<BR><SMALL>by <I>HandmaidenEirtae</I></SMALL><P>
		...and be sure that you are back by ten-thirty, young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matrim</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you home by 11 oclock sharp!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediCollins77</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, I missed breakfast, do you mind if I just....<BR><SMALL>by <I>jonnieb</I></SMALL><P>
		"Sometimes you make me feel that you don't even know that i'm your father!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cr33dos3</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you are but what am I?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedistooge</I></SMALL><P>
		you've got something hanging from your nose<BR><SMALL>by <I>kev was here</I></SMALL><P>
		"Where have you hidden my suit shining polish?" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth DJ</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something in your teeth<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth DJ</I></SMALL><P>
		How's daddies little girl doin'?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth DJ</I></SMALL><P>
		Must NOT DO IT, TRYING to RESIST, TryING to walk AWAY ARRRRRRRGH pull my finger  DAMN i new i couldn't resist.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth DJ</I></SMALL><P>
		Can YOU think of a creative pull my finger joke?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth DJ</I></SMALL><P>
		What do you think I am, a credit tree?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Countess</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  You will give me a raise in my allowance...   Vader:  I will give you a r- Hey!!  Have you been hanging around with that brother of yours again?!?!?  Go to your room!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Countess</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! You look familiar. Oh, wait he was a Gungan.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand_Moff_Josh</I></SMALL><P>
		Having perfected force-choking, Lord Vader experiments with his new found "Force-poking" (Known among the Sith as "Force-prodding", if you know what I mean...)<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Unposted Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		Do I even need to ask?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom Tostanoski</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a traitor and... uh... wait... I forgot what I was about to say..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>X-Imperial</I></SMALL><P>
		Why is it that fathers always badger their daughters?<BR><SMALL>by <I>X-Imperial</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader  - "Do you know where I could find the Rebels? Cause, I'm really up the creek on this one."<BR><SMALL>by <I>X-Imperial</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Leia. You've some  green stuff on the side of your mouth.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Reign</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: But Dad!.  Vader: No buts! You're not going out until you tape them up. This Solo Punk can just wait. When I was dating your mother, she never did anything like that.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Reign</I></SMALL><P>
		you will tell me the secret location of the Cinnabon Hair Salon....now!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sithlord8691</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey Leia... pull my finger! Hnnnng! Oh! That one came right from the dark side!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Beer Monkey</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles01</I></SMALL><P>
		Now see here - you are not taking out my Tie-fighter tonight!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthmar</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Eeny, Meeny, Miiny, Moe. How I wondke. I you holler, It's okay, Bloke! Eeny, meeny, miiny moe!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Onua</I></SMALL><P>
		C`mon...pull my finger princess!<BR><SMALL>by <I>ILBASSO</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you slept with my daddy!  Admit it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda Man 12</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BlazeX</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, your worshipfullness, let's get one thing straight.  I take orders from only one person!  This guy here who doesn't even have a name in the script!<BR><SMALL>by <I>aiasadan</I></SMALL><P>
		Look here, Missy.  I brought you into this world, I can take you out!<BR><SMALL>by <I>snowdog83</I></SMALL><P>
		This week on FAMILY FEUD!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>snowdog83</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Playa<BR><SMALL>by <I>You will take me to the Galactic Ball</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my figer <BR><SMALL>by <I>Rick Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Now do you take her in marrige...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Agent Fish</I></SMALL><P>
		"You! Update the TFN site, NOW!!! Or else... hua hua hua..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hader</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, you make sure you brush your teeth before you go to bed.  Do you want your gums to end up like mine?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hut</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't I know you from somewhere?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gatekeeper</I></SMALL><P>
		That was very naughty,Leia.Go to your room immedietly.<BR><SMALL>by <I>elros</I></SMALL><P>
		That was very naughty,Leia.Go to your room immedietly.<BR><SMALL>by <I>elros</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm going to give you a time out, if you dont stop making fun of his hat!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The mighty one</I></SMALL><P>
		all your base are belong to us<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi nomad</I></SMALL><P>
		Now you listen to me young lady!!!! You're not going to kiss your brother anymore!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Leinad</I></SMALL><P>
		-Is the Dark side more powerful?  -- No...    only taller.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Leinad</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it! You're grounded! No holophone, no haircurlers, and no more late night visits with scruffy looking nerf-herders!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter Tutham</I></SMALL><P>
		*Vader*: You, Princess, will now tell me who took my lightsaber, or--*guy behind him*: uh, Sir, i think it's still on your belt. *Vader*:...Oh, well, in that case, you're free to go , Miss Organa.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand Commander Thrawn</I></SMALL><P>
		"Can YOU tell me who this guy standing behind me is?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pok?maul</I></SMALL><P>
		'You will tidy your room'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyber</I></SMALL><P>
		'Smell my finger'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyber</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'll get you my pretty, and your little droid, too."<BR><SMALL>by <I>CEWest</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Uncle Vader wants you...  Leia:  I don't know what you're talking about<BR><SMALL>by <I>Possessed Freak</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Remember, only YOU can prevent rebel insurgence... Leia:  I don't know what you're talking about<BR><SMALL>by <I>Possessed Freak</I></SMALL><P>
		"please behave, you are going to kill your father, really."<BR><SMALL>by <I>roden</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and know the true power of the Force ... bppppt!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jabba jawa</I></SMALL><P>
		How can YOU just stand there and tell me that you didn't take my honey buns?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Halsted</I></SMALL><P>
		guy standing behind Vader thinking "Please don't pull his finger...Please don't pull his finger...Please don't pull his finger...Please don't pull his finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rogue_0009</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: please pull my finger it's the only way this damn suit can vent gas<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rogue_0009</I></SMALL><P>
		Really, pull my finger...  I mean it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>FLCC</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Ha ha, you have pastries on your head, ha ha<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Day</I></SMALL><P>
		HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO STAY IN YOUR ROOM?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cody Ryan</I></SMALL><P>
		"I specifically saw you making out with your brother, Leia. Don't deny it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bounty Hunter Loser </I></SMALL><P>
		"I specifically saw you making out with your brother, Leia. Don't deny it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bounty Hunter Loser </I></SMALL><P>
		"I specifically saw you making out with your brother, Leia. Don't deny it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bounty Hunter Loser </I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm telling on you."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jabbuh</I></SMALL><P>
		proof that family arguments are related to alcohol<BR><SMALL>by <I>luke armstrong</I></SMALL><P>
		Alright, one more pull my finger joke and I'll do more than pass some gas...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Pull your finger? Now Vader I thought you were more clever than that...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		GEEZ! I told Padme' her god-awful hairstyles could rub off in the womb. Just don't start using pancake makeup....<BR><SMALL>by <I>socksmarks</I></SMALL><P>
		Force Poke<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey look, the Rebels are coming!!! Ah ha ha... wait... they are... run!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Commander: Sir, not while I'm behind you... I beg you...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of faith in my ability to find you a stepmother extremely disturbing. And since Mon Mothma hasn't called, you obviously haven't given her my ring....<BR><SMALL>by <I>socksmarks</I></SMALL><P>
		You will go to Hoth, and bring me the Viagra the Emperor asked for.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		WhattaWookie<BR><SMALL>by <I>Choose my caption or die, rebel scum.</I></SMALL><P>
		"My Lord, are you sure it's safe to have her pull your finger with me behind you?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Laramie</I></SMALL><P>
		There is something in your teeth.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't lie to me, young lady!  You were watching Star Trek again, weren't you?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyra Sunrider</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You joined the Rebellion?!?!  You're grounded!"  Leia: "You can't do that to me, I'm a PRINCESS!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyra Sunrider</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "No, I won't pull your finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyra Sunrider</I></SMALL><P>
		"Join me, Leia.  Soon you'll see that the Dark Side is wizard!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyra Sunrider</I></SMALL><P>
		"Darth Maul was NOT a better Sith Lord than I am!  You take that back RIGHT NOW!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyra Sunrider</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: 'I am sorry honey but you are grounded' Leia: But dad the prom is this weekend!!!'<BR><SMALL>by <I>AdaraEyre</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		now you will see the true power of this fully operational pull my finger caption<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thadius Maximus</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I only came here to ask you one question and one question only..... How many Rebels does it take to screw in a lightbulb?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Johno</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady! And I don't want you seeing that scruffy looking nerfherder again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady_Iocina</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I just found out that I have a son and a daughter; do you know where I can find them by chance?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Johno</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you keep on lying about you having the Death Star plans, I 'll wash your mouth out with soap."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Skywalker366</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, how many times have I told you you are NOT to go out on your own?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Liar</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you not to date that Han Solo!  You're grounded!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Silly Teenager</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, listen heere "Princess" - this is the way we do things in the SOUTHERN parts of the Galaxy...go find Luke, and hook up with him, then report back to me."<BR><SMALL>by <I>alodar1@aol.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Since I'm your father, I should have at least SOME opion on how you brush your hair!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Serum</I></SMALL><P>
		"I want  YOU for the Dark Side"<BR><SMALL>by <I>yoda's_waterboy</I></SMALL><P>
		"I just read the Holonet bill, and you are in DEEP trouble missy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>TheRedHairedMenace</I></SMALL><P>
		I like it, LIKE it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>V-ger</I></SMALL><P>
		whats yo fone numba<BR><SMALL>by <I>ambritt merlu</I></SMALL><P>
		(Leiah): Dad, I won't pull your finger; it wouldn't do anything; in case you forgot, you can't fart anymore: you have a metal plate for an ass!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rancor tamer</I></SMALL><P>
		The Dark Side will NOT tolerate paternity suits!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba's Girl</I></SMALL><P>
		Whatever you do, don't pull my finger! My farts recirculate through my suit for days! DaysI tell you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Max</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader's breathing problem stemmed from a gas-related incident, in which the fumes produced circulated in his suit for days.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Max</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy ??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jay</I></SMALL><P>
		"When your father hears about this? Boy, have I got some bad news for you, little missy..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dmode</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a ZIT!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMasterKitFisto</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:I know you have my wallet, Princess,so give it back!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Wario</I></SMALL><P>
		Evil captin dude says, "Blast it!!!  Where is a blaster when I need one.  He has his back turned to me, doesn't he?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nobi1kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger,or I will crush your throat."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Junga Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		You already have seven tickets for extremely bad hair days, this is your last warning!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gimli</I></SMALL><P>
		The Empire wants YOU!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Imp Officer:: Oh,crap. He's gonna do the pull my finger joke to "break the ice".<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		I swear, this is gonna get 99.9 % "pull my finger" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		Mmmmm Leia you have a spider in your hair<BR><SMALL>by <I>Melvin</I></SMALL><P>
		the young admirl realizes he's dead when leia pulls that finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Solo</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"Aren't you a little short for a princess!?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedibruce</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mik</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't think you fully grasp the power of shadow puppets."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		You don't know the power of the One Ring...wait, where'd it go?  Tarkin: MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mistress Harkonan</I></SMALL><P>
		Damnit! I told that dog will make a mess! You better clean it up, or no more makeup for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedifighter</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now don't roll you eyes at me, young lady! Now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>MrJedi</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Enron Corp. and a Traitor! take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Megan "Jedi" Knight</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth4</I></SMALL><P>
		Do I do the "Pull my finger" joke or not? Hmm...no because you the editor will probably receive at least a dozen of them so why bother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "So you really are a puppet!" To the guy in the black-Leia: "Can you make him stand on his head!? Oh! Can you make him choke my gerbal!?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "No...I am your father..." .......Ah dammit wrong movie! George stop putting the wrong scripts in the teleprompter. Ugh...I need a cappachino.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Say ah...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  For the last time Lei I will not take off this mask!<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodafan05</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:" No really I'm serious, theres a bear behind you." Leia:"I'm not buying it this time." Vader:"I'm serious! Look damn you look!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Nuh-uh, YOU'RE evil!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JmJeff</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: hey! point that thing some place else.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Solo Han</I></SMALL><P>
		come on smell my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ian Carr</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm going to ask you ONE MORE TIME...does your chewing gum loose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pandora</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead...Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daryl</I></SMALL><P>
		When I was your age I never went off on crazy rebellious adven... never mind."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		Can YOU hear me now? GOOD!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hideous</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something on your dress. . . woop! Made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hideous</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>I tire of these games, princess. Now</I></SMALL><P>
		for the last time, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>I tire of these games, princess. Now</I></SMALL><P>
		wait wait i know you... your jeri ryan<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		I thoguht i told you to go to sleep.....you don't want me to choke you, now do you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>217</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER (like this one won't be submitted 1,00's of times)<BR><SMALL>by <I>GG marquis</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader tries to "pass the breakdancing wave" to a stunned Leia<BR><SMALL>by <I>GG marquis</I></SMALL><P>
		"who's your daddy, who's your daddy, who's your daddy"<BR><SMALL>by <I>GG marquis</I></SMALL><P>
		you weren't on any mercy mission this time, if this is the star wars humour captioning section, then where is the moderator???<BR><SMALL>by <I>el guapo 15</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger, or you will die...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Laifir</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on... pull my finger I promise it's funny<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cody Mon Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		You get to bed young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew Barraclough</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey!! You have something right there on your blouse!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>carl jenkins</I></SMALL><P>
		no, no more bonks with my sub-lieutenant. now you deal with me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sylvain swimer</I></SMALL><P>
		don't ever, EVER mix my hot chocolate with his spoon again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sylvain swimer</I></SMALL><P>
		"Didn't you learn *anything* as the Princess of Alderaan!?  When you drink your cup of tea, you hold it with your pinkie OUT!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grand_Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		"You deliberately disobeyed me.  And what's worse: you put Zazu in danger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Klavier</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now you listen here, young lady! You just can't go around forming rebellions like this! Now you go to your room and think long and hard about what you've done!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stema Besas</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't tell me where those plans are, you're going the right way for a Forceful smack bottom!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geriatric Yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		DV: Its behind you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Harjap</I></SMALL><P>
		ohhhh, go on....Pull-my-FINGER!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geriatric Yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		How dare you! Hmmph...if you were my daughter I'd....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Nefarious</I></SMALL><P>
		Smell that - that's your mum, that is.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bad Horsey</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: Did I leave the Iron on?<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedi adamgs</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you talk back to me young lady, go to room!!! But Daaad!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher</I></SMALL><P>
		"I will not approve the use of Viagra among my Imperial Officers!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stephen</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>si</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mugzilla</I></SMALL><P>
		Come ON! PULL IT! Really, it's not a trick, I promise!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JFultz</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>John </I></SMALL><P>
		'You're not so pretty yourself - bun head!'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Short fat Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		I dare you to pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		Really.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		Aw come on...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't pull it, i am gonna tell mom<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		If you do not pull my finger, i will blow Alderaan up<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't pull my finger.... then perhaps... your brother will. (Leia : NNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...and something special will happen<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkMark</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader "Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMaster77</I></SMALL><P>
		"it was you, i can smell it"<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth bendy ned</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian McCarty</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't your a little short for a storm trooper?<BR><SMALL>by <I>anm</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady I told you about sneaking out of the ship and hanging out with boys you barely know!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jim Woods</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader :- i would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for you and your pesky twin brother<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qoi Gon needs a JINN</I></SMALL><P>
		And the servers crashed as entry boxes were filled with "pull my finger" jokes of doom.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Brooks</I></SMALL><P>
		That's IT!!! No allowance for a month, young lady!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkJedi_688</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Danny</I></SMALL><P>
		You're out past curfew, so don't snap at me, girl!  Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stephen Newell</I></SMALL><P>
		"Whatever you do, don't pull me finger. This suit can't take another one."<BR><SMALL>by <I>master_jedi_anakin_solo</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't talk about Gary like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Yura</I></SMALL><P>
		Do be such a girl<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian</I></SMALL><P>
		"So then THIS chick goes ahead and shoots Chris Hanel!  Now the humor page will never be updated!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you what would happen if I caught you wearing those awful headphones!<BR><SMALL>by <I>el-88</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, I told you sweep, Then dust! Now you have to do it over.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		that is it young lady, this is the last time! you are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>melody</I></SMALL><P>
		you have a booger hanging right there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thud</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...hehehe<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tyler Galloway</I></SMALL><P>
		What the hell is with you and those buns, huh?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Casey Brown</I></SMALL><P>
		Just you wait till I tell your mother what you did!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>mealso</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's you Daddy......!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frank Pinzino</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead...pull my finger. I dare you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shawn Baksa</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! No dirty talk to officers, princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Red Hammer</I></SMALL><P>
		Thats none of your damn buisness what i do in the bathroom, when the door is closed and the light is on you KNOCK!   Officer: You tell her Lord V, rock the Casbar<BR><SMALL>by <I>Some call me....Tim?</I></SMALL><P>
		you suck  mean cock<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth donger</I></SMALL><P>
		your part of the rebal alliance and a trator, take her away<BR><SMALL>by <I>david griggs</I></SMALL><P>
		"You've got a little mustard in the corner of your mouth... no, a little higher... to the left... got it.  Now, where were we?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hugh G.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fartastic Man</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of a Rebel Alia... wait... Who's touching my Butt?!?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Alf</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Commander, where's your hand?"  Comm: "Between two pillows."  Vader: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Griffith</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Commander, where's your hand?"  Comm: "Between two pillows."  Vader: "THOSE AREN'T PILLOWS!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Griffith</I></SMALL><P>
		"So, you won't tell us where your secret rebel base is, eh?  Well, I'll give you 2 things to think about... This creepy, little Dude behind me... and Full Body Cavity Search.  Get it?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Smack Daddy</I></SMALL><P>
		"Gimme your Lunch Money!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Intergalactic Bully</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't talk back to your father, missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkDrew</I></SMALL><P>
		He who smelt it...<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkDrew</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>CharbroiledEwok</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you once, I told you a million times!Stop putting water balloons in my helmet!Now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>WerewolfMoon</I></SMALL><P>
		hhhmmmmm, how many 'pull my finger' jokes will this one get?<BR><SMALL>by <I>stev327</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon...pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trevor Borycki</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>PBE</I></SMALL><P>
		When I tell you curfew is 10:00, I mean 10:00!  Darned kids. . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt F</I></SMALL><P>
		If you were MY daughter I'd send YOU to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperor Alkaline</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you for the Imperial Army<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brett Bishop</I></SMALL><P>
		I can't do it.  I can't think of anything but "pull my finger".  Damn.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jar Jar Bites</I></SMALL><P>
		"I said pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zim</I></SMALL><P>
		"I said pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zim</I></SMALL><P>
		"I said pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zim</I></SMALL><P>
		You were only suposed to blow the bloody doors off!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr_Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm going to count to ten. . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corran Horn</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>mike lane</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, I won't hear of it. You have disobeyed your father and you ARE grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ed C.</I></SMALL><P>
		(sniff) Heh heh.. Pull it again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob Newbold</I></SMALL><P>
		Now listen to me young lady. I'm you father and i'll stand for none of your teenage lip.* but daddy* No buts, you're going to obey me as long as your on my ship. *but dad its my ship not yours.*true*<BR><SMALL>by <I>GAZ/      </I></SMALL><P>
		Do I know you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jacqui</I></SMALL><P>
		"The 'Pull My Finger' thing got old after the first 100 times you did it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tully Moxness</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, I dare you!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Kaos</I></SMALL><P>
		Please take off that wig! Even your mother didn't have such a bad haircut!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cedric-BCD</I></SMALL><P>
		If they say "pull my finger" one more time, your planet is doomed!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		"Brother! You have a twin brother.  If you will not pull my finger, then perhaps HE will!"  <BR><SMALL>by <I>dsk2</I></SMALL><P>
		don,t act so surprised, your highness.  If YOU smelt it, YOU delt it!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>chris roberts</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you not to stay out past 11 young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Niki</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>lord death</I></SMALL><P>
		"I see you've acquired your Mother's taste for bad hairstyles..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Admiral Bronson</I></SMALL><P>
		you've been signing as unemployed again princess, i have you now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott Ellison</I></SMALL><P>
		"..and don't ever make fun of his nose again, missy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>brokenmandible</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now, go to your room! Did you hear hear me? Why you little...(scream as Leia falls to the floor)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lame-o</I></SMALL><P>
		"Say...weren't you in The Blues Brothers?  Loved that one!  Could you get me your mother's autograph?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Clendenin</I></SMALL><P>
		You have some spinich in your teeth. <BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader to the officer: Ummm... She did it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		You, Pull my finger.  NOW!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tim McCain</I></SMALL><P>
		You see Vader I told you that if you did the pull my finger gag one more time it would get stuck that way.<BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		I new you took the plan,. Now go to your room. Yes daddy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		You my quarters 730, bring a friend.<BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		I perdict that you will marry a nerf herder and have three kids. <BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		What is that on your shirt. Fooled you. HAHAHA<BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		"Why have you Rebel scum not updated your caption competition?!" ;-)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a  part of the rebel allian.... Who new all i had to do was turn the power off. <BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a  part of the rebel allian.... Please teel me you see that dancing gungin behind you. Nope it is not there, are you harbering some repressed memerys or something.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>winchkafor</I></SMALL><P>
		No! Please don't tell your mother!  I didn't mean to........<BR><SMALL>by <I>Katie-SWS</I></SMALL><P>
		Fetch my slippers, the floor is cold. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter Collins</I></SMALL><P>
		You got a lil' bugger riiiight there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Demonmonkey811</I></SMALL><P>
		You are going right back upstairs to put on a bra young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Azlon Tir</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader- "Where is Dr. Evil's Secret volcano lair!"  Officer- "Umm...Lord Vader, thats wrong movie, this is Star Wars remember?  ::GAAHK:: "<BR><SMALL>by <I>Azlon Tir</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL tell us where you are hiding the plans for your hairstyle!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Azlon Tir</I></SMALL><P>
		Come here and pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Angel C Torres</I></SMALL><P>
		"Zit."<BR><SMALL>by <I>StarFire</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, Princess, ya got something on your -- - Woe!!! Falls for it every time!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Rashid</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger ....."   NO!  No!  The other one.  The real one!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Robert Cook</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on... pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Reid</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: I don't need a nanny!  Vader: Don't talk to me like that young lady!!  Tarkin (thinking): Why do I always get the shottiest jobs around here???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jenna Jade</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, Leia.  No white after Labor Day!<BR><SMALL>by <I>BigJimL.</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, really... pull it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Silence... or I shall have Lord Lucas erase you in the next edition!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who's your daddy?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"What are you doing in the men's locker room, your Highness?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Unposted Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		"Do you like having both your hands? Well just shut up then!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, I bet you have some coke..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"See this arm?  Lost in in the Clone War."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Girlfriend, who does your hair?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Shut your pie hole."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger !!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jpm</I></SMALL><P>
		Now I want to meet this boy so I know if I should kill him or not<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sean 10</I></SMALL><P>
		tell your whiney brother daddy says hi and he can pick up those **** power converters<BR><SMALL>by <I>luuke: )</I></SMALL><P>
		"What do you know about suffering, Princess? I was a friggin slave!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Didn't we get high at a party in '75?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		Guy on left: "Fish..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott "Obi-Swan" Swan</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have something right there by your mouth, a little further..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Egan</I></SMALL><P>
		You ARE the weakest link!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christian Wait</I></SMALL><P>
		come on, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthmark</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shawn </I></SMALL><P>
		You have to be THIS tall to ride.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't take that tone of voice with ME young lady."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Me</I></SMALL><P>
		Remember, only YOU can prevent Death Star fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zekk Durron</I></SMALL><P>
		I pity the fool who wears cinamon buns on her head.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zekk Durron</I></SMALL><P>
		You look familiar...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zekk Durron</I></SMALL><P>
		Are YOU responsible for the lack of updates?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zekk Durron</I></SMALL><P>
		"And THAT is why you've never heard of Gungans befor."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Smokey the Narcoleptic Arsonist</I></SMALL><P>
		That's right, Princess!  The TFN Humor Editor will never print one of your captions!  Never!  NOW pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jada Marnew</I></SMALL><P>
		That Imperial Officer must not have seen the "Pull My Finger " gag before or he wouldn't be standing there...<BR><SMALL>by <I>El Pez de Amor</I></SMALL><P>
		Why do I feel like you're being an overbearing father?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Arif</I></SMALL><P>
		You act better than Natalie but your white dress isn't as cold wheather/male friendly<BR><SMALL>by <I>Billy Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		It was you who keeps stepping on my cape, isn't it?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Max</I></SMALL><P>
		She smelt if first!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jared Clough</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you can't go out tonight!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jonny G</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll get you my pretty and your little jedi too<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Homer</I></SMALL><P>
		I warned you about stealing the car for a joyride, young lady...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Traffic cop</I></SMALL><P>
		After 20yrs of holding it inLO: Would it help if I pulled your finger; DV:...it might!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Smither</I></SMALL><P>
		LO: Would it help if I pulled your finger; DV:...it might!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Smither</I></SMALL><P>
		DV: You.....you are STILL dangerous...... you can be my wingman anytime LO: Bullshit....you can be mine!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Smither</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop using my shiny helm as a mirror to do your makeup in<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Ladd</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dsource</I></SMALL><P>
		DON'T pull the finger. I don't care what everyone else says, DON'T PULL IT FOR THE LOVE OF THE FORCE!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Biffy</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "now you have to be in bed by 12:00 tonight Leia, or you'll be grounded like last time"       Leia: "awww dad..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>drax vader</I></SMALL><P>
		"Never understimate the power of that fool standing behind me"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tristan van Heijst</I></SMALL><P>
		'Go to your room, young lady.'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU ARE GAY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>keith 5</I></SMALL><P>
		"the all new life size darth vader vantrilaquists dummy fails to impress"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rach</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: point that thing somwhere else<BR><SMALL>by <I>dennis</I></SMALL><P>
		"your grounded for two weeks missy!"!<BR><SMALL>by <I>boba fatt</I></SMALL><P>
		You missed a spot....right there on your chin....yeah right there<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Todd</I></SMALL><P>
		No...YOU farted.<BR><SMALL>by <I>dik</I></SMALL><P>
		I believe this is YOUR earwax, Princess!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you home by 11 sharp of you're grounded for a week!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Justin</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey!  Don't point at me.  Whoever smelt it dealt it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		typical dad: trying out the old pull my finger joke<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		you weren't on any mercy...uh...mercy...LINE!<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you give me that look young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		You recognized my foul stench huh?  Pull my finger and you recognize some more of it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		Thanks for pulling my finger... (doesn't that guy look ILL???)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		There's a gundark on your shoulder, REALLY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		Put your toys away, clean your room, and be a good daughter....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		What? Over there? That's CNN!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		You weren't on a mercy mission this time, Princess. Several spoilers to Episode III were beamed to this ship......<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		In a few short years, your brother is going to chop off this hand, so this is your last chance: PULL MY FINGER!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		151 Countries. 1 Rye. Canadian Club. (gotta see latest commercial for this one)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		Irregardless of how i look right now, I, Darth Vader, am EEEEEVIL!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Vandersypen</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you, you were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hannah</I></SMALL><P>
		I am NOT a committee!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Ted</I></SMALL><P>
		Aw s***, you're just like your mother!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Randal</I></SMALL><P>
		Psst!  Is that guy behind me still staring?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Minch</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Taber LaFleur</I></SMALL><P>
		I've had enough of your back- talk young lady,  now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maramijade</I></SMALL><P>
		It all began when I asked your mother if she was an angel...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adria Anderson</I></SMALL><P>
		(Sorry, I cant resist it) PULL MY FINGER<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cheve</I></SMALL><P>
		"What did I tell you about staying out late, young lady?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gemini</I></SMALL><P>
		"You cannot leave the ship until your room is clean"<BR><SMALL>by <I>hsolo30k</I></SMALL><P>
		You! Bunhead! Tell me, is there a moff stuck to my cape or am I just being paranoid?<BR><SMALL>by <I>TheFrankEinstein</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't WANT to know why I'm called the Emperor's fist."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hang-10 Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		If I DO pull it, that officer behind you will recognize your foul stench...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Count Dookie</I></SMALL><P>
		You must be this tall to ride this ride...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zak Van Selow</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, princess, I ain't in this for your revolution, and I ain't in it for you - I'm just here because I look bad-ass in this cape.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kalahari Karl</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dude! Sweet! Cinamon buns!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Ryan</I></SMALL><P>
		*gasp* You're Cari Fisher! Can I have an autograph?<BR><SMALL>by <I>RPM</I></SMALL><P>
		"What do you mean you have feelings for your brother?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, pull Daddy's finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frank</I></SMALL><P>
		You gave me a fake phone number and you know it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike J</I></SMALL><P>
		As yet another TheForce.net addict submitted his oh-so-hilarious "pull my finger" caption, his throat suddenly began to tighten...<BR><SMALL>by <I>attackrat</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: How many times do I have to TELL you?! DON'T... PUSH... THE... BUTTONS!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>attackrat</I></SMALL><P>
		No really, pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Petersen</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Hart</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:How dare you point your blaster at me like that missy.Go to your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>ObiWartKenobi(used to be Skywalker366</I></SMALL><P>
		No soup for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul Me</I></SMALL><P>
		So long as you life under my roof, young lady . . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul Me</I></SMALL><P>
		You kissed your brother, thats digusting.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rockway</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger, go on, pull it....<BR><SMALL>by <I>wiz</I></SMALL><P>
		you get to your room young ladie, and quit being such a rebel..........now be good, daddy has a universe to rule.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>whoops</I></SMALL><P>
		No!   This was not meant to be a "pull my finger" joke!  Stop Laughing!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JAdams</I></SMALL><P>
		<<boring pull my finger joke>>ha! isn't that original!<BR><SMALL>by <I>spoons</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vadar: By the force I swear this will be the last time I tell you to clean your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Linn</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you steal my Preparation H?<BR><SMALL>by <I>David "Cyborg"</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger !<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bithboy</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "Aw dad, why do I have to be home by eight?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pat "The Man"</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor!  Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bithboy</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dweeby Guy Behind Vadar: Gawd, she's a </I></SMALL><P>
		Dweeby Guy *thinks*: Gawd, she's a hottie *drools*      Vadar: What the? Why is there something wet one my shoulder? *takes after Ron in Harry Potter and drapes hand in drool*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Linn </I></SMALL><P>
		Now make sure that you leave the thermal detonaters ALONE from now on, ok?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		pointing is only allowed by the death-invader!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Brookshire</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Now Commander, we will discuss the 8 simple rules for dating my teenage daughter..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jack Schwager</I></SMALL><P>
		And another thing... What is with that hair???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris H</I></SMALL><P>
		Why haven't you signed up for Verizan yet?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"don't smart back to me, young lady. go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>annaksolo</I></SMALL><P>
		I thought we got rid of these "pull my finger" pictures!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Glorfindel</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>?</I></SMALL><P>
		"Sorry to bother you, princess, but did you see a whiny kid from Tatooine, a spice smuggler, an old Jedi, and big furry creature run this way?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpess Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		Whatever You Do, DON'T PULL MY FINGER!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthSpeilburg</I></SMALL><P>
		...and then the TFN server crashed with millions of pull my finger jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpess Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you say one more time that the Humor Page will update soon...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpess Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		Give me back my weed man wheze<BR><SMALL>by <I>ryo</I></SMALL><P>
		Thats a nsty lookin' zit there luv.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Greed Eater</I></SMALL><P>
		Remember, I brought you into this galaxy, and I can take you out of it if I want to!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Fett's Clone</I></SMALL><P>
		I can't believe this! You promised me you'd only invite 15 people...do you know how much those stormtroopers are making me pay for this party?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cow</I></SMALL><P>
		Only you can prevent force fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>Derek</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "I will use my mind tricks on as many as your dates as I please!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frezhmhan</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mikoyan</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperal Officer: Ahem...ah, Lord Vader, it's not polite to poin...*gasp*...*choke*<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		You. YOU Toilet-Papered my advanced TIE fighter<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		Leiutenant Carlson began to snicker, until Darth turned on him and said he, too, was to go to his room this INSTANT<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "If i point at you, chances are I'll hit a button"<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You are a rebel! Leia: NOT, Vader; TOO, Leia: NOT!!!! Vader: TOOO!<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		Unfortunatly, Leuitenant Michelson was attracted to Leia, and as Vader felt something poke him, the Leuitenant knew it was over<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Rebel alliance and"....Imperial Leuitenant: BUUUUURP...uh....sorry sir <BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		NO! MEANS NO!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DUBBXXL</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader's Gang dominated the school, but little Leia Organa wasnt afraid<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, you are in so much trouble!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		but..but...She STARTED IT!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Non Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		I said a whopper, hold the mayo!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Cognito</I></SMALL><P>
		Can YOU hear me now!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Paulson</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Now I'm going to ask you one more time... Where is Howard The Duck??<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthPavey</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you say my helmet isn't as shiny as it always is ONE MORE TIME....."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		Gratuitous caption ripping George Lucas a new one.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Foxbatkllr</I></SMALL><P>
		Take that Dress off before i choke to to death much like i will with him after i've had my way with him *cough*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dastard</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger....Come on Do IT!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Drazhar</I></SMALL><P>
		look... he's just off his food <BR><SMALL>by <I>wiggy</I></SMALL><P>
		"I brought you into this world and I can take you out!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		The buns in the hair...just like your mother...*SOB SOB SOB*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>no one you know</I></SMALL><P>
		AAnd another thing, young lady: what's with kissing your brother like that?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		*YOU* have 3P0 and R2?! After all these years...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cirrocco</I></SMALL><P>
		Chris gets lazy with Caption #75 and just prints all the "pull my finger" submissions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul</I></SMALL><P>
		And don't let me catch you kissing your twin brother !<BR><SMALL>by <I>anthony noar</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got someing on  your face... right there....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Junk</I></SMALL><P>
		...just be back by 11, or you won't be allowed to use the speeder next time<BR><SMALL>by <I>Travik</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on...pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jon Wilcox</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on... Pull it just once.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul The BarRat</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth vader: "I tell you, there's a dark spot on your cheek. Search your feelings and you know it's true."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Misk2002</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roaring Griffin</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "Just curious, why are you always pointing that finger towards people?" Darth Vader: "You got me there."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Misk2002</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial officer: "I did warn you Darth Vader, she's a biter...you must see it"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Misk2002</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  I told you NO!  You can't borrow the Star Destroyer this weekend!  And I don't want you seeing that Han Solo guy anymore!  Leia:  But dad...  Vader:  No 'but dad's' either.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Paken</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		i order u to pull my finger or suffer the conseqenes like the guy behindme<BR><SMALL>by <I>bakomusha</I></SMALL><P>
		go on...just a little pull...please!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you for the Empire army!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jon-Zi To-Rad</I></SMALL><P>
		your rebelion and your rediculous hairstyle are mine<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh</I></SMALL><P>
		...and if i catch you or your rowdy bunch in this part of the galaxy again there will be trouble, understood?...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh</I></SMALL><P>
		and no disintergrations...wait a minute! damn this visor!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh</I></SMALL><P>
		there...on your chin...its a crumb...definitely a crumb...no look there cant you see it?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atax Vertigo</I></SMALL><P>
		The Year 2021: Ozzy Osbourne's daughter is getting rebnellios and dresses in white. He is not very happy about this.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atax Vertigo</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you stick your lip out at me, young lady.  I've had enough of your teenage rebellion!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not joking.  Pull my finger, or else!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mole</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't want you dating that Solo fellow ANYMORE!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Smith</I></SMALL><P>
		"and give me a cinnamon roll...that one there!!  and the plans to the deathstar...and a large coffee."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Pullmyfinger</I></SMALL><P>
		HAVEN'T I ALWAYS SAID TO NEVER DATE MEN TWICE YOUR AGE??<BR><SMALL>by <I>CGIJEDI</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! I know you! You're Debbie Reynolds!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan Stark</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger ...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chewyandy</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me now where the bathroom is on this ship?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		How did you know that I have a mechincal hand?  I'm wearing this glove!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me, does this suit make me look fat?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Duritz</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me stop this cruiser young lady! Stop fighting with your cousin here.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Justin Mast</I></SMALL><P>
		I've done told you once, woman!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Troy</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel alliance, and a traitor!  Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sethor</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you get those at Krispy Kreme or Dunkin Donuts?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jay</I></SMALL><P>
		uh, leia, you have some food in your teeth, yeah, right there, yeah, ya got it<BR><SMALL>by <I>mendo mongoose</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Austin </I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Austin </I></SMALL><P>
		I told you you are not pregnet!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Austin Jay Galaviz</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you before your bro. didn't make you pregnet!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Austin Jay Galaviz</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't I know you?  You were at the Heinmann's bar-mitzvah! (from Good Morning, Vietnam)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Derek Wittman</I></SMALL><P>
		I hate it when my pinky comes out when im yelling at people!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Raska Katrov</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you that curry sause was to hot!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Alex Rawlins</I></SMALL><P>
		That does it young lady! No more "Osbourns" for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>lord vader's long lost brother</I></SMALL><P>
		Smell this<BR><SMALL>by <I>marceric</I></SMALL><P>
		I dont know how I managed to get my finger up there...but is this normal?<BR><SMALL>by <I>marceric</I></SMALL><P>
		Only a true Skywalker would be able to see my invisible parrot<BR><SMALL>by <I>marceric</I></SMALL><P>
		DAMN you and your Daily Doubles, you brigand!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Julius Sykes</I></SMALL><P>
		Leah: Don't you poke me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>marceric</I></SMALL><P>
		Leah: Don't you poke me! Veda: I'm not poking you...I'm leaving a gap!<BR><SMALL>by <I>marceric</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will goin us or gie! The Commanders ventriloquist skils were complete<BR><SMALL>by <I>marceric</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on, pull it<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ian Murphy</I></SMALL><P>
		"Haha, you had to hug a wookie in the Holiday Special!" Leia: "Yeah well that guy behind you watched half-naked 80's rockers for 20 minutes" "Touche"<BR><SMALL>by <I>aquasquish</I></SMALL><P>
		AllTroops<BR><SMALL>by <I>You have a piece of lettuce right there.</I></SMALL><P>
		With a smart mouthed answer like that it's apparent you were never disciplined as a child. Who were your parents anyway? The Empire has a way of dealing with people like that.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erin </I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room, missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SuperShmi</I></SMALL><P>
		Repent!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bobby Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Always with the finger jokes...<BR><SMALL>by <I>me</I></SMALL><P>
		...and I told you to be in by 1am, little missy.  You had me worried sick.<BR><SMALL>by <I>LeiaTygre</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't need any of your sasafrass today, missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkDrew</I></SMALL><P>
		who's ticklish? Leia's ticklish!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkDrew</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look at the size of that zit!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elad 'Ambious' Avron </I></SMALL><P>
		You have defied me for the last time, Princess. Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>YodaKaba</I></SMALL><P>
		You smelt it, you delt it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jacob</I></SMALL><P>
		hey...pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>steve</I></SMALL><P>
		"Are YOU talking to ME?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		"look i'll ask you once more...Why did the chicken cross the Road?" (silence) "Come on... Youre silence hurts my Ego, and when my Ego hurts, someone gets hurt." (Guy standing next to vader runs)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Gentry</I></SMALL><P>
		"Do you have any idea how hard it is to operate a Space Station with a nineteen-year-old pulling at your leg?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jonathan Higdon</I></SMALL><P>
		Don<BR><SMALL>by <I>michael</I></SMALL><P>
		No.... I'M your daddy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher Sifter</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you *ever* call me 'Ani' again!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara Jinn</I></SMALL><P>
		"If I told you once, I told you a million times, Leia! Don't squint. You'll wrinkle your face." ::Leia sticks out tounge:: "Screw you, Darth Daddy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Ivy Raine</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yaomeister</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger... and you will know the true power of the dark side." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jonathan Lee</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tobi-Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh!  I gotta a serious ARM CRAMP!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Legolas</I></SMALL><P>
		I want to know where the chocolate is.........<BR><SMALL>by <I>M. Jones</I></SMALL><P>
		It's *your* fault that my quality has degraded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Erik P</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are the weakest link!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jediguy</I></SMALL><P>
		Check out the prosthetic hand. Yeah, you know it's cool.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger." (I AM the only one who thought, am I?)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		Well, I'll have you know that I'm YOUR father as well.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		"Emperor Palpatine Wants You!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Hobbit</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not going to ask you another time: "Did you take the cookie from the cookie jar?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm down here, dad."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you not to take the ship out last night!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Melissa</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm down here, dad."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Don't you dare call me Mr. Roboto!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jimbo Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		So you<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chase Peterson</I></SMALL><P>
		So you're the one wo doesn't update the humor section.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chase Peterson</I></SMALL><P>
		uh oh, my supervisor's watching..uh..."YOU ARE PART OF THE REBEL ALLIANCE (sorry about this) AND A TRAITOR...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Wannabe</I></SMALL><P>
		go on...pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>conga man</I></SMALL><P>
		you will have sex with me or die!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lisa Gordy</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>devin</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda the movie</I></SMALL><P>
		There, I put the seat down.  Happy princess?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anslem</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda the Movie</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: Princess, wasn't your mole on the other side?  Leia:  I have a mole?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda the Movie</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: There's a spot on your shirt? Leia:  Really? "flick"  Darth Vader: Ha ha, got you.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda the Movie</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, young lady. Stop pinching my officers or I'm putting you in time out!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Badly Drawn Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		It was at that moment that Vader knew his campaigning was on a downside.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Hobbit</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "We need you to work in the Death Star day care!" Leia: "Never!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>DRAG0NF0X</I></SMALL><P>
		My Gosh! What is Bond doing!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>DragonFoxx</I></SMALL><P>
		i nailed your mom!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jeff</I></SMALL><P>
		 Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stormtrooper</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: If you were my daughter I would ground you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pappy</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't get that attitude with me young lady.And I still wnat to know who that boy was you were talking to."<BR><SMALL>by <I>chewbacca  defense</I></SMALL><P>
		"Do you have a cigarette?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>-zooey-</I></SMALL><P>
		No, I will *NOT* smell your finger! <BR><SMALL>by <I>homan_gene@yahoo.com</I></SMALL><P>
		(After waving his hand) You want to pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Montigera</I></SMALL><P>
		Don<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave B</I></SMALL><P>
		You think its funny im in love?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave B</I></SMALL><P>
		"(gasp)You think it's funny i'm in love?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		No soup for you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Newhouse</I></SMALL><P>
		The Skywalkers! "Go to your room missy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>MonJoe</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: (Thinking) Oh no, he's not going to ask her to pull his...<BR><SMALL>by <I>DNfriga</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you take that tone with me, young lady! You are not going out with that Solo boy tonight and that's final!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyberwulf</I></SMALL><P>
		You and only you can prevent forest fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>Splice</I></SMALL><P>
		Look Young Lady next time you run away and join the rebellion I'm going to have to use the Death Star.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fett 77</I></SMALL><P>
		No, and if you keep asking to go out with this Luke kid, your grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tier</I></SMALL><P>
		Now I told you, oil my suit before I freeze into aggressive poses<BR><SMALL>by <I>AdrianE</I></SMALL><P>
		"You've got a little-  what , is that mustard?  On your chin, no, on the left side.  No, your left.  Here, let me get it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shay Wells</I></SMALL><P>
		"You'll do as you're told, missy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyberwulf</I></SMALL><P>
		"You might have been able to get round your mother, but pouting doesn't work on ME."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyberwulf</I></SMALL><P>
		"...and then, the TF.N server crashed from an overwhelming amount of 'pull my finger' jokes!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Goldstripe</I></SMALL><P>
		"Just where have you been all night, young lady? Do you have any idea what time it is? You've been out with that Han Solo again, haven't you?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyberwulf</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stellrx</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia how many times do i have to tell you, you arent dating that smuggler.  GO TO YOUR ROOM."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stellrx</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go ahead... Pull My Finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>aZn JEDI</I></SMALL><P>
		Aw, come on!  Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		wat are you doin young lady... i told you to stay in you're room... tarkin...escort her to her room...yes sir<BR><SMALL>by <I>oobi do kinoobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"Okay...hang on a minute...shit, what was I going to say? Something aboooout...hemerroid...droid! Droids!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ari</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader choked his daughter when he found out she pawned wedding ring and his clunky hand<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fett 77</I></SMALL><P>
		Feeling drawn to the finger Leia yanked it only to release a faurt cloud that obliterated the entire galaxy making the Death Star as useful as some Yoda dung<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fett 77</I></SMALL><P>
		No N*SYNC concert for you tonight, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roops</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it. Leia, go to your room.  You're grounded.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Randy H</I></SMALL><P>
		Daughter or not you won't make faces at me when I turn away.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Crisby</I></SMALL><P>
		zip it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Carlos Zorrilla</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Your body's so booty-licious!<BR><SMALL>by <I>TheoMurpse</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Ryan</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you, we are sold out of Yoda's<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Hottinger</I></SMALL><P>
		What did I tell you about taking the car out late at night!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>STAR FETT</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>No disentigrations</I></SMALL><P>
		WHO'S YOUR DADDY?<BR><SMALL>by <I>bk</I></SMALL><P>
		You may not go out with that BOY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Curtis Alton Jr</I></SMALL><P>
		"No Dad, i WILL NOT pull your finger again"  "But Leai, It is your destiny"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: now look, you the daycare center needs a woman's touch. Now get in there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darrh Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Tell me the location of the Rebel base or..." Officer: Uh sir, your boxers are showing." Vader: oh crap.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darrh Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		Now look, get on that computer and update theforce.net now!!! i'm losing pennies a day.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Rob</I></SMALL><P>
		You...you look familiar...do you work at that pastry shop?<BR><SMALL>by <I>jeedaicmdrwedge</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, she's got a zit!  HaHa!<BR><SMALL>by <I>LordJedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pwnisher</I></SMALL><P>
		(insert terribly overdone "pull my finger" joke here)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Al "Big Poppa" Boivin</I></SMALL><P>
		I know it was you, princess. She who smelt it, dealt it..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nate Marutz</I></SMALL><P>
		"Lady, I'm telling you, this guy is deadly serious when he asks you to pull his finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Anderson</I></SMALL><P>
		Apparentley, Leia was not impressed by Vader's Spiderman impression<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord of dorkness</I></SMALL><P>
		"why did the raisin go out with the prune???  .... because he couldn't find a date!!! heyooooo"<BR><SMALL>by <I>popalo</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, I have told you again and again about leading rebellions with those friends of yours . . . you're grounded for a month!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nash</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Now, young lady, I am your father and I have TOLD you I don't want you seeing this man. That's final!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master of the Blue Saber</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Awesome James</I></SMALL><P>
		An obviouisly drunken Darth Vader tries to play the old Pull my Finger" game with party goers at the Annual Imperial Birthday Bash<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zach La Voy</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger, Leia: Lord Vader, I thought I recognized your foul stench.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Powell</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aliasalpha|MMGN</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I told you not to go alone to play with the wookies!<BR><SMALL>by <I>lennier</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger and smell the Dark side  *Farts*     Leia: the force is strong here X_x<BR><SMALL>by <I>L8H45K</I></SMALL><P>
		Unfortunately, a long time ago in a galaxy far far away wasn't long or far enough to escape the death grip of the Macarena<BR><SMALL>by <I>Solo's sweetie</I></SMALL><P>
		Say, you kind of remind me of somebody.  Have we met before?<BR><SMALL>by <I>DXBari</I></SMALL><P>
		I know i have dry skin, but what lotions to use?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Makin</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>I.</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"What have you done with those plans?!!, oh and are they chocolate or cinnamon?"<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"What have you done with those plans?!!, oh and are they chocolate or cinnamon?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ardente Veritate</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: Be back by seven or else your'e grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Gojira</I></SMALL><P>
		Three words: Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sith 98</I></SMALL><P>
		asteroids do not concern me I want tfn humor updated<BR><SMALL>by <I>tim</I></SMALL><P>
		"Furthermore, young lady, I FORBID you to even be seen with that no-good smuggler!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>LeeKenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		don?t speak like that to your father, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>aaron</I></SMALL><P>
		Scissors I win, mwhahaaaaa<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tyrell Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip345</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth:I love you daughter Leia:I love you *gasp* khack thud <BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip345</I></SMALL><P>
		james e. jones takes day off: oi'll git moi comboyne 'arvester oi will<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedich</I></SMALL><P>
		YOu're pretty hot for my daughter<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dom</I></SMALL><P>
		Look Here Missy! You're Grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>simondah</I></SMALL><P>
		Do ypu have any idea how much crap Ive had because of you ?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mossa</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you so!  It always takes longer than a week to update the Star Wars picture captions!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>eltonwheelock</I></SMALL><P>
		That's IT young lady, I've HAD it! *Sobs* I work, I clean, I slave over a hot stove, and this is the thanks I get?? *Bawls* Now STAY in here, you're in TIME-OUT!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Jedi Master of BBQs Daughter</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger! (yeah, like this one hasn't been submitted a zillion times)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jiminy Vim</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I command you to pull my finger. Officer: Lord, let me do it. Please!<BR><SMALL>by <I>GAlpha2000</I></SMALL><P>
		this is the last time you menstrate in my bed!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth smeg</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded miss!<BR><SMALL>by <I>White Horse</I></SMALL><P>
		Im your Father<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eddie</I></SMALL><P>
		"I am your father's brother's uncle's cousin's nephew's former roommate....a pull-my-finger joke was just too obvious."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sepsys1138</I></SMALL><P>
		I want you to go and update the TFN captioning immediately!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"Eenie, meenie, meinie, moe..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>attackrat</I></SMALL><P>
		"It is way past your bedtime young lady... And just what is the idea of running off all the way to the outter rim! Do you know how worried you've made daddy?!..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dominic Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, your Highness.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corran Antilles</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey.. Princess. Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Akira0308</I></SMALL><P>
		Do not under estimate the power of bad breath.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess1</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Billybobvader@aol.com</I></SMALL><P>
		I KNEW it! That voice synthinizer is just to hide the adolescent cracking of your voice!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess1</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you like chicken!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cristian Sanchez</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, pull my finger. Your brother loves these jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Green Man Group </I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, pull my finger. Your brother loves these jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Green Man Group </I></SMALL><P>
		you've got something on your face, let me get that for you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		Um, your highness, you have something on your...Oh, nevermind.<BR><SMALL>by <I>obi-two kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		So YOU were the one who dropped balloons on my head at the Imperial Party!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bam2k</I></SMALL><P>
		You listen to me Princess Leia.  Ehron did nothing wrong.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ossiah</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>jAMES bruno</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		Intresting...... Very Intresting<BR><SMALL>by <I>Unknown Caller</I></SMALL><P>
		I am your father!<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		"I am you father..." "Cut Cut Cut!!!!!! Darn it Vader! Now the spoilers for 'the Empire Strikes Back'!!" "Oh sorry.. darn"<BR><SMALL>by <I>FOX</I></SMALL><P>
		Wait a minute...Didn't I see you in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back?<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth flattus</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a bit of food right there. . . no, right THERE. . . THERE, THERE, THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Branden Boetticher</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull, and see what happens."<BR><SMALL>by <I>King og Norway</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Gunther</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, I will buy no girl scout cookies you highness<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nancee </I></SMALL><P>
		vader"now leia , you know you're not seposed to make trouble for daddy "  <BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Oh come on....Just smell it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joe C</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ancient Chinese secret, huh?</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>rebel scum</I></SMALL><P>
		I AM THE SITH LORD WHO SAYS NI!<BR><SMALL>by <I>rebel scum</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you are not going out in that hairstyle and that's final!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lank Pavail</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead...pull it<BR><SMALL>by <I>Len</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will tell us where the plans are-"  "My lord.." "AAHHHH!!  Don't sneak up on me like that!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vesp</I></SMALL><P>
		It IS Corenthian leather!  And stop calling me surely!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hris Chaave</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh, this is SUCH a "pull my finger" caption!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Geuss what this smell is???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Patterson</I></SMALL><P>
		You!  I remember you!  Didn't we meet one time at the hospital?  Or maybe it was at a gas station...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Donnie</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on!! Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Patterson</I></SMALL><P>
		"You WILL come to my birthday party!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango 3000</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you talk back to me, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ender</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, you know the number one rule, no kissing your brother.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Looney</I></SMALL><P>
		And now princess, we will dicuss he hidden boogers in your nose!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adrian</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  You put your peanut butter in my chocolate.  Vader:  No, YOU put your chocolate in my peanut butter.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wydok</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>otaku</I></SMALL><P>
		Get those dough nuts out of your hair!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba Fett's Homie</I></SMALL><P>
		That shirt is see through, and I don't like it.  Go to your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		don't make me have to use my pimp hand !!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>kinetech</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>bradley dr. straub</I></SMALL><P>
		"You want the Truth? You can't handle the truth!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Glenakin</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont tell me.  There is a scary old man with a pointy nose standing behind me this instant.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ramah the Great</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>ryan aka croation</I></SMALL><P>
		If you make fun of my robotic organ again I'll...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Charles Wiltse</I></SMALL><P>
		"Come on, pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jabba_the_Hutt25</I></SMALL><P>
		"Waitress!Table for two!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mister 3-D</I></SMALL><P>
		...and furthermore, u have at least 23 parking violations on Coruscant Palace !!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iru</I></SMALL><P>
		HAVE YOU MOVED MY INHALER AGAIN?!?!? WHAT HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MOVING THINGS...YOU'VE BEEN IN MY ROOM AGAIN HAVN'T YOU....GOD DAMN DAMMIT MOM!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stephen Bennett</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: and i'll tell your mama about it! Leia: who ?????????<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iru</I></SMALL><P>
		(soldier behind thinking): ...oh dear, i hate this family soaps .........<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iru</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		you are so fat!<BR><SMALL>by <I>marcus mullins</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Williams</I></SMALL><P>
		No, Leia, you may not go to the prom with that Solo criminal.  Instead, I have chosen 1st Lt Brickinspace to accompany you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Lou</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you with the cinnamon rolls!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Max</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Because the light hurts my eyes, that's why I switched to the dark side!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chang-Thin Boo</I></SMALL><P>
		Your earmuffs are slipping,carrie!<BR><SMALL>by <I>geonosian dude</I></SMALL><P>
		Even the emperor couldn't reattach my fingers<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader Mistake</I></SMALL><P>
		Make no mistake, I will find my car keys!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sin</I></SMALL><P>
		WHATCHA GONNA DO when Darth Vader, Admiral Tarkin, and the whole GALACTIC EMPIRE, RUN WILD ON YOU!?!?!?!  *flexes*<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthHogan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look at that, Princess!  If that's not the biggest booger I've ever seen...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Velvet Club</I></SMALL><P>
		Secretly, the commander couldn't get over how sexy the dark lord looked in black.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sasquatch</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader "No younng lady you can't go with your brother to Toshi Station. You don't even know what power inverters look like."   Leia "Aww but Daddyyyyyyyyyyyyy! You never let me do anything!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedilord_1002</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: No son, you can't go to the movies tonight.     Luke: But dad.....!!     Vader: I said no!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dart Latin</I></SMALL><P>
		"I will torture you with pain unimaginable if you don't tell me where the rebel base is, but now you must pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jediduck</I></SMALL><P>
		"thats the last time i let you play with my light sabre young lady"- why Darth REALLY abandoned luke and leia<BR><SMALL>by <I>hannah solo</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader wants YOU!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Dre</I></SMALL><P>
		And once againn, the TFN server will crash due to an excessive amount of "Pull my finger" jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cait Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		And once againn, the TFN server will crash due to an excessive amount of "Pull my finger" jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cait Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "TFN Humor will no longer be of any concern to you.  I have just recived word that the Emperor has dissolved that council permanently."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cait Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "TFN Humor will no longer be of any concern to you.  I have just recived word that the Emperor has dissolved that council permanently."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cait Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger and I will reveal the real Phantom Menance"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Stinky</I></SMALL><P>
		GO TO YOUR ROOM!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Obawan</I></SMALL><P>
		Okay, where did you put my hairbrush?<BR><SMALL>by <I>xwing gal</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady, and I don't want to hear any lip.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob Davis</I></SMALL><P>
		(heavy breathing noize) {insert pull my finger joke here}<BR><SMALL>by <I>PARTYONDARTH</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's the last time you use the Corvette young lady! Now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aaron Reich</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh!  I get it now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steffan</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of faith in caption updates disturbing.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Khellhound</I></SMALL><P>
		He gaveth so that others may live<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael</I></SMALL><P>
		"Umm... you have a bit of snot on your chin"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Gary Coleman</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you know it's rude to point? What happened Vader, lose your protocol droid?<BR><SMALL>by <I>LovelyLeia</I></SMALL><P>
		"General Kenobi nevere told you what happened to your father."Liea, I am your father....<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Master Jedi Tailor</I></SMALL><P>
		Now you go to your room young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: There?<BR><SMALL>by <I>johnny nova</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: There? Officer: lower. Vader: There? Officer: Got it. Have you ever seen a zit that big on a Princess? Vader: I'll pay that.der<BR><SMALL>by <I>johnny nova</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: There? Officer: lower. Vader: There? Officer: Got it. Have you ever seen a zit that big on a Princess? Vader: I'll pay that.<BR><SMALL>by <I>johnny nova</I></SMALL><P>
		Now you listen you me, I am your father after all!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Troy Parker</I></SMALL><P>
		you dated WHO?<BR><SMALL>by <I>queenofnumenor</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Leia, I am your father! Leia: At least now I know I don't get my looks from your side of the family! Vader: You get your stubborness from your mother! Leia: at least she didn't breathe funny! <BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Leia, I am your father! Leia: At least now I know I don't get my looks from your side of the family! Vader: You get your stubborness from your mother! Leia: at least she didn't breathe funny! <BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Leia, I am your father! Leia: At least now I know I don't get my looks from your side of the family! Vader: You get your stubborness from your mother! Leia: at least she didn't breathe funny! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Zem Wassell</I></SMALL><P>
		Do YOU know the muffin man?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zem Wassell</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia... I am your long-distance provider!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara's Substitute</I></SMALL><P>
		hand me my vibrator<BR><SMALL>by <I>matthew baillie-smollen</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia , In five years, the Skywalker family will be completely legitimate. Trust me. That's all I can tell you about my business<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zem Wassell</I></SMALL><P>
		An adverage scene inside an Iraqi weapons facility...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Clobberanamo!</I></SMALL><P>
		I said pull my finger you rebel scum!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jebus</I></SMALL><P>
		"For the last time, you can not touch the buttons on my chest."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Me</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>alottoni</I></SMALL><P>
		Admit it Princess, you called the Commander a 'wanker' in that little English accent you are soon to lose by the end of this movie...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave  Lee Nix</I></SMALL><P>
		Automated Voice:  "Reactor core unstable.  Overload imminent.  Destruction estimated in 45 seconds."      Darth Vader:  "Uuummmm.......   She did it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  "Hehehehahahahah, I get it!  Hole-y bartender, that's a great one!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ajent Orenj</I></SMALL><P>
		I knew it! You're the reason TF.N Humor never updates!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Guy With The Face</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't back talk me young lady! Your brother did and look where he ended up!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyle Abbot</I></SMALL><P>
		even if you ARE my dad... pulling your finger is out of the question.<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodiss</I></SMALL><P>
		It's not TFN's fault that there taking forever to change their stupid caption!<BR><SMALL>by <I>ObiWartKenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Wagner</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on...pull my finger...you know you wanna.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jelp</I></SMALL><P>
		*insert "Go to your room" joke #273*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Flamingo</I></SMALL><P>
		What you talkin' bout, Willis?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		At the exact moment that Leia fell for her father's "Pull my finger" joke, Alderaan exploded, and she was forever traumatized.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rappertunie</I></SMALL><P>
		You look awfully familiar... Do I know your father?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Oohyeah KL</I></SMALL><P>
		Undoubtedly millions of pull-my-finger will be inserted here<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi one</I></SMALL><P>
		Pay no attention to the man behind the cape<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi one</I></SMALL><P>
		You just wait 'til your mother gets home!<BR><SMALL>by <I>David F.</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger. Huh huh huh.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Wally</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader,"DO YOU YAHOO?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Pillow</I></SMALL><P>
		A shuttle is leaving Mos Eisley at 2 am traveling 3.2 sectors a parsec and a freighter leaves Endor at 3 pm traveling 4.3, which one will arrive first!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Gee tinman, do you need to be oiled again...Scarecrow, hand me the oil can.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Get with the program Princess, white after labor day?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		O yeah?  Well Dr Phil, she kissed her brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Does this look infected?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		D. V. phone home!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Helmet hair?  Look whos talking Princess Cinnabun!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		You must be this tall to ride the Death Star.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		This is not take your daughter to work day!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Poke poke poke  where's the rebel base poke poke  where's the rebel base poke poke  where's the rebel base <BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		You may be a princess but threepeio is a queen so he outranks you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		It wasn't me! I swear she cut one! Not me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		(Miranda rights sith style)You have the right to remain silent.  If you choose to remain silent, a confession will be beaten out of you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		We are the knights who say...Neee!  We demand a shrubbery.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		Next on Jerry Springer...My father hates me and my brother wants me.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bantha Master</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, it's a GECKO, not GEICO, which can save you hundreds on car insurance<BR><SMALL>by <I>EVH</I></SMALL><P>
		Man is hot our what<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Perrett</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, and the man behind me will see the true nature of the Dark Side of the Force.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adrian</I></SMALL><P>
		"I know that you ate the turkey!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Riku Hakkarainen / Finland</I></SMALL><P>
		"...And that's another thing--if I'm the big villain of this movie, how come I have a dinky little pop-up tent, and you have a 30-foot Airstream?  You're just a little girl with buns on her head!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		"SUCK IT!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adam Smith</I></SMALL><P>
		you dont know the power of my BO <BR><SMALL>by <I>darth Igelkott</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth john</I></SMALL><P>
		The power of this station is insignificant compared to the power of my pinky<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke skyscraper</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"That does it, young lady!  You are *grounded*!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BetanSurvey</I></SMALL><P>
		You will give me the secret plans to updating the TFN Humor on time ! (hey at least it isn't a pull my finger joke !)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Harman</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-"If you don't update the TF.N Humor page soon, you will be forced to pull my finger!!!! BWA HA HA HA!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMasterKaputski77</I></SMALL><P>
		Which way to the toilet?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Timmy</I></SMALL><P>
		You and your band of rebels are foolish for believing that TFN humor would even consider posting another "pull my finger" caption!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geek Rock-Dallas</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who cut one?"  "It was her.  Not me, her.  I swear, it wasn't me."<BR><SMALL>by <I>hand_of_thrawn</I></SMALL><P>
		And YOU will be responsible for all the Death Star laundry<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul</I></SMALL><P>
		Tarkin debated whether or not he should inform Vader of the spider on his back in his current state of anger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Somethin'</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		And I don't want you hanging out with any more scoundrels young lady!  Why can't you be more like your brother and befriend the elderly?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord of the Bith</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger!  Leia: You're just going to fart, aren't you?  Vader: I find your lack of faith disturbing...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Potter</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew Thiele</I></SMALL><P>
		My Finger Point<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>bobbo</I></SMALL><P>
		And now "your highness" you will hand over the keys to the Corvette<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bowman Gavin</I></SMALL><P>
		If this is a Councler Ship, where is Deanna Troi?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bowman Gavin</I></SMALL><P>
		I refuse to enter a 'pull my finger' submission, it's just too expectable.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elad 'Ambious' Avron</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JohnQ</I></SMALL><P>
		Just you wait till my station is operational, I'll show you, Missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarkDrew</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room and do your homework. No watching TV.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Johnerick Rubis</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, Princess, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steev Maflu</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey!  Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jody Cooper</I></SMALL><P>
		I suck...don't YOU know that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>TFN Humor Editor</I></SMALL><P>
		I want YOU for the Galactic Empire!  Sign up today at Station 1138, the Death Star!<BR><SMALL>by <I>General Tekno</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I want that DVD Now where is it? Leia: well if you follo me we just got our new ship ment of AOTC but im warning you the manager may ask you to remove your helmet<BR><SMALL>by <I>dArTh ReTaRd</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not stupid, you're stupid!<BR><SMALL>by <I>quadlix</I></SMALL><P>
		Here, smell this. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Casper_Knightshade</I></SMALL><P>
		I was you who ate the cinnamon rolls!!..ADMIT IT!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jux Bido</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff Holland</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.  I dare you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>baygledawg</I></SMALL><P>
		I said Bud Light, not Jedi Knight!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>capta50@yahoo.com</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, really.... pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Belzak</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh baby you - you got what I neeeeed, but you say he's just a friend, but you say he's just a friend, ooooh baby you . . . <BR><SMALL>by <I>Christian puzder</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm sorry Princess, but you have a spot of  mustard on your chin.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DRK_HLMT</I></SMALL><P>
		"Is this the way to the Little Jedi's room?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Xondoor</I></SMALL><P>
		"Wow lady!  Your way shorter in real life! eheh"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Arkamedies</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Muzzle<BR><SMALL>by <I>Here pull my finger!</I></SMALL><P>
		"Borrowing" the family ship again Leia? You not to old to be grounded you know!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nicolai</I></SMALL><P>
		Look!!! I've told you before. I'm not your father!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dart_Sarnie</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't want you seeing that Solo guy again!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Bonakenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		While Darth puts the princess in her place, his right hand man admires the Armani tag sticking out of Darth's cape - all the while loathing his own crappy Burger King hat.<BR><SMALL>by <I>scottymoze</I></SMALL><P>
		whose's YOU DADDY?!?!  <BR><SMALL>by <I>therickoning</I></SMALL><P>
		Dad, come on, you've asked me to pull your finger a 1000 times.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Swirling Brain</I></SMALL><P>
		Dude, where's my car?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		"I said, PULL MY FINGER"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ross Floate</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you...my name is not "Gum"!  My name is "Gumby" damnit! "Gumby"!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Shaun</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evan </I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead....pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bodicea</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you to wear a bra while you are on Diplomatic Missions??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan George</I></SMALL><P>
		"You WILL update TFN Humor Captions!" "NEVER!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>lightofdarkness</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it! That's the 70th time you've run away from me, Leia. You're grounded!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Maulchael</I></SMALL><P>
		smell my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>john h</I></SMALL><P>
		"Ahh, you're looking for the Correlian run? Well, just take a left at Bothawui and a right at Dantooine and you're there."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauchael</I></SMALL><P>
		"Ahh, you're looking for the Correlian run? Well, just take a left at Bothawui and a right at Dantooine and you're there."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauchael</I></SMALL><P>
		"Yes, Leia. they WILL be updating the humor site soon. With YOU on it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauchael</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now, Leia, I set you up with a nice admiral from Coruscant. Try not to asphyxiate him with chains this time."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauchael</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia: I am your brother's unlce's nephew's cousin's former roomate." Leia: "And that <BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauchael</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia: I am your brother's unlce's nephew's cousin's former roomate." Leia: "And that makes us?" Darth: "A spin=off of a spin off. Haawhaaaaawaaahaaaw."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mauchael</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>classeigne915</I></SMALL><P>
		Whats that on your chest? Ha I got your nose!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Conor</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My finger and I'll show you the dark side....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Look I can do the Moonwalk<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my Finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Unfortunatly, Leas did no fall for the old "look out there is a Womp Rat behind you" Joke<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		So, Have you seen these driods?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		So, let me get this right... Luke Is your brother, but I still can't sense the force in you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Eany Meany Miny Mo...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth FOO</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger Princess. Now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pete Raber</I></SMALL><P>
		 "Tag, your it!!! Ha,Ha, Ha, Ha!!!!!" "Will you grow up?!?!' <BR><SMALL>by <I>Knight Rassm</I></SMALL><P>
		(not exactly this scene, but...) "Tear this ship apart until you've found that update, and bring me the editors, I want them alive!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>bearded_one</I></SMALL><P>
		(not exactly this scene, but...) "Tear this site apart until you've found those updates, and bring me the editors, I want them alive!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>bearded_one</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Carter</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a spy for theforce.net/humor and a traitor. Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>bearded_one</I></SMALL><P>
		"Darth Vader... only you would be so bold. If the 'Jedi Council' Message Boards hear of this -"<BR><SMALL>by <I>bearded_one</I></SMALL><P>
		You're in the Rebellion!!!! Thats it young lady your grounded!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>TenaciousJ</I></SMALL><P>
		No, really, it's cool... come on, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason Hughes</I></SMALL><P>
		Only the Admiral really knew the consequences of posting such a 'pull my finger' picture for captions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Jess</I></SMALL><P>
		What Leia didnt know, That it wasnt the real Vader, mearly a dummy which the admiral used for a decoy.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Jess</I></SMALL><P>
		"You know, You look alot like this one chick i dated back in my day..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Jess</I></SMALL><P>
		only you can stop forest fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>james jones</I></SMALL><P>
		"This is the last time you fail Math, Leia Organa." "Aw shucks, But me an Solo were gonna go see that new Spielberg flick." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Jess</I></SMALL><P>
		Can you hear me now?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Zaius</I></SMALL><P>
		no, you can't have the car tonite! you're grounded!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>C3PO</I></SMALL><P>
		I bet you've never heard this one before... "pull my..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>sidmystic</I></SMALL><P>
		I got viagra babe!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Jedi-rose16<BR><SMALL>by <I>You think I can't be submissive?  Watch.</I></SMALL><P>
		I got viagra babe!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gafo</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Happy</I></SMALL><P>
		Has halloween come early<BR><SMALL>by <I>gado</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth "oh just were did you get your hair done it look faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabulous"<BR><SMALL>by <I>matthew baillie-smollen</I></SMALL><P>
		All right, I'll ask you one last time, see. Where is the dough?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Slick</I></SMALL><P>
		Insert "Pull My Finger" joke here<BR><SMALL>by <I>Val Mohlere</I></SMALL><P>
		"How many times do I have to tell you not to take my cruiser out for a spin?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mirax1027@aol.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Sraw<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader: "Is he making faces at me?"</I></SMALL><P>
		Did YOU know that his name was Porkins because he was fat!? Why didn't anyone tell me!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Val Mohlere</I></SMALL><P>
		"WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar... LEIA stole the cookies from the cookie jar."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Domville</I></SMALL><P>
		Where did you get that eyeliner?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zeiboldt</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "WHO stole the cookies from the cookie jar... LEIA stole the cookies from the cookie jar."  Leia: "Not me" Vader: "Yes, you" Leia: "Not me"  Vader: "Then who?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Domville</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"And this time, no more Mr. Nice Guy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zeiboldt</I></SMALL><P>
		Looks like Vader's having another one of his imaginary tea parties...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Domville</I></SMALL><P>
		WE WANT YOU for informational purposes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michel Baggett</I></SMALL><P>
		Wonder how many "pull my finger" posts you guys are going to get....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Domville</I></SMALL><P>
		We want YOU to join the Emperor's Galatic Force.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zeiboldt</I></SMALL><P>
		You know who took my hand, and your a traitor.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthanakin06</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>slavetocookies</I></SMALL><P>
		You...um....you have a.....booger.....hanging there.......<BR><SMALL>by <I>UCFKevin</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you talk to me in that tone of voice young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brett</I></SMALL><P>
		Now, you're certain they've updated the caption contest by now, right?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		3D graph<BR><SMALL>by <I>Martin Dych</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger! *pfffftttt* Awww, Dad!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Queso</I></SMALL><P>
		This time DON'T escape just cause I leave it open on ahllway to a hanger doesn't mean I want you to escape<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jock Kaplan</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are part of the Star Trek Fan Club and a traitor.  Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyra Sunrider</I></SMALL><P>
		You!  Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rinisari</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>IG-88a</I></SMALL><P>
		Dammit, young lady, I told not to play with my lightsaber!<BR><SMALL>by <I>redbeer1</I></SMALL><P>
		for the last time, I will NOT say "This Is CNN"!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>neilvaillancourt@hotmail.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Nobody gets to see the wizard...I mean the Emperor... not no way, not no how! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Corn on the Cob Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, Leia, do I look scary when I hold my finger out like this and tilt my head a little? Do I? Tell me the truth, I can handle it if I'm not.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corn on the Cob Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		(chuckling sounds off screen) it was her!  I swear it was her! She was the one that had the bean burrito!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corn on the Cob Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		I know what you think about me....but I do it because I love you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darren Evers</I></SMALL><P>
		Kissing your brother??? Is that any way for a princess to behave??  Your lucky the emporer hasn't heard about this yet; he is not as forgiving as I am.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lena Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Aww..please..just pull my finger! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakin_Padme4ever</I></SMALL><P>
		did you grab my ass?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Magnus of Rahl</I></SMALL><P>
		Casey Bates<BR><SMALL>by <I>Your Grounded! Take her away!</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, didn't  I date your mom once??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Dumbell</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm not going to tell you again, young lady!  Don't hide those plans from me again or someone won't get their hair done next week!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Flyer</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me destroy you.... PULL MY FINGER ALREADY!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Miketypeguy</I></SMALL><P>
		"PULL MY FINGER AND SMELL MY DARK SIDE<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jimmy "B"</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You will update the caption page!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You WILL update the caption page!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Digs</I></SMALL><P>
		Dude, you're getting a Dell!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		Quick, Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Carl</I></SMALL><P>
		Admit it!  You foofed!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Schetch</I></SMALL><P>
		If you'll just follow me we'll get the paperwork all drawn up and this baby'll be yours by dinner time!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Schetch</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Who did your hair? I hate it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Star Wars Fanatic</I></SMALL><P>
		And then you say "Hook 'em Horns"!<BR><SMALL>by <I>toro5741</I></SMALL><P>
		"Didn't your mother teach you to leave your brother alone while he's meditating in the force!?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>THEMAN 2004</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now you go to your room, missy!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>THEMAN 2004</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't update the captions soon, I'll blow up you're home planet<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Trekkie alliance, and a traiter.  Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Star Trek fan club, and a traiter.  Take her away! (sorry about the rewording)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger. Go on, pull it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob H</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"You better be nice to me, or,or.." Leia:"Or what?" Vader:"I'll sic my daugher on you, she's mean."  Leia:"You dumbass, I'm your daughter."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gungan Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		("Red Dwarf references ahead)  "...And I'm not actually speaking to you!  I'm speaking to that one git who'll run this tape backwards just to find out what I'm really saying!..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		Honey, I told you it was going to be formal.  Really you should have worn black.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roger B</I></SMALL><P>
		Are u sure u dun want the fries? It is just 10 republic credits1<BR><SMALL>by <I>Clean Walls</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roger</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hee, hee, Go on pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bateman</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something just... there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mirko</I></SMALL><P>
		Wazaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabi!<BR><SMALL>by <I>zOOt</I></SMALL><P>
		The Empire wants YOU!<BR><SMALL>by <I>zOOt</I></SMALL><P>
		get a haircut!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bob</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "You have been a bad girl, go to your room now!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sillyness</I></SMALL><P>
		"As I told your brother Luke, I AM your father!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sillyness</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sillyness</I></SMALL><P>
		Are those buns in your hair or your happy to see me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sillyness</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, touch it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sillyness</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth as E.T. :"I'll be right here!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sillyness</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the . . . the . . . um, line!<BR><SMALL>by <I>BruteForce411</I></SMALL><P>
		hey, you look like my bother's ass<BR><SMALL>by <I>chriswinterkorn</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: According to Mr. Tarkin here, you were seen cavorting with some San Bolo..  Leia: Han Solo!  Darth: Whatever.  You were seen with this Banned Molo smoking some spice?...Well, you're grounded!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jenna Jade</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: You're the one who updates the TFN Humor Page!!  Be prepared for the wrath of Darth Vader!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jenna Jade</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pizza the Hut</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader: That's it, miss. You're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Super Star Destroyer</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarKFuZZ</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger, I have forseen it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>SealyJedi</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, one last time, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elutor</I></SMALL><P>
		i'll get those plans out of you, even if i had to force choke you<BR><SMALL>by <I>luke_wholey</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me where the Rebel Station is located or I'll give you a good spanking!<BR><SMALL>by <I>slygal4592</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU DON'T PICK YOUR NOSE!!!!! I DO!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kazkid8 AKA: A-kaz</I></SMALL><P>
		"What do you mean $350. ??!!!!!????!!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>daman</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anthony Kramer</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen here Missy!!!!    Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bukhali</I></SMALL><P>
		"Did you just touch my butt?!  Whose keeps touching my butt?!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>lemonpuddy</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to stay in your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		i told you young lady, you are going with one of my elite officers, not some scruffy looking smuggler and his oversized dog!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		Mole!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Frapples</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Craig Jones</I></SMALL><P>
		Yes, there on your chin, it's just a little schmutz.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boba Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		So I said, "Oh yeah, well I may be evil, but you're wrinkled and green, and I can be redeemed."  And that was the last time I saw Yoda.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Billy Ray Boba</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER<BR><SMALL>by <I>ELVIS_THE_PELVIS26</I></SMALL><P>
		you have a large yellow head on your chin<BR><SMALL>by <I>jubsta</I></SMALL><P>
		Who d you think you are, Mrs. Big Stuff? WHO!!!???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Rosenthal</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my ifnger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Maul</I></SMALL><P>
		you have a booger hanging out right there. NO! right there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thud</I></SMALL><P>
		You are the Editor for TFN's humor page and a Traitor! Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kimchi-Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Hang 10, princess<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		The Imperial Navy wants YOU!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Now... are you paying attention? Good. Now I drive my elbow back, thus incapacitating my attacker. Now you try.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't tell me where the plans are, me and my invisible butterfly will just LEAVE, then! So There!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		You don't know the power of my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Max</I></SMALL><P>
		What do you mean it's not butter?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wolf J. Wikeley</I></SMALL><P>
		I see waaaaay too many "pull my finger" jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodafan</I></SMALL><P>
		WHAT!You went over my hemet?<BR><SMALL>by <I>ObiWartKenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU were the one who clogged the head...<BR><SMALL>by <I>rebel2ooo</I></SMALL><P>
		I will update the captioning when i'm good and dern ready, missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ken Benobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "...and put on a bra under that dress!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Laura</I></SMALL><P>
		"Is that a blue milk mustache?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Porto John</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm not going to tell you again. Turn down the music, or I'm calling the cops."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Holiday Special</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Phelps</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader:Pull my finger Princess  Leia :no way you Crazy old fool<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth flattus</I></SMALL><P>
		How dare you look at me with that tone of voice<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael Street</I></SMALL><P>
		Your brother loves this trick... here... pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian C.</I></SMALL><P>
		You...*sssssppppkkkk*,........................ smell my finger *sssssppppkkk*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Johnathan D. Hill (sith-padawan)</I></SMALL><P>
		You get home before 8pm or you're never going out again!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Draco Megeddo</I></SMALL><P>
		if you stay out past curfew one more time JUST ONE MORE TIME...<BR><SMALL>by <I>long lost idiot</I></SMALL><P>
		"Let me introduce you to Jean-Paul, my personal stylist... He tells me that the look in Paris this Fall is black, black, black."<BR><SMALL>by <I>AntiBeru</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room.  We'll talk about this later.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakin's Angel</I></SMALL><P>
		There will be no "but"s this time...GO TO YOUR ROOM!<BR><SMALL>by <I>winner rex</I></SMALL><P>
		You got a little something right there<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tazhoag</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tazhoag</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Morland</I></SMALL><P>
		Didn't I already tell you, master Yoda said me you and your brother will be the death of me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mekja-Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		now princess leia, you will help me get a date.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>squirrels!</I></SMALL><P>
		vader finnaly masters the dark force power of pointing<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		The ability to destroy a planet is insignifigant next to the power of pulling my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>LeHah The Godeater</I></SMALL><P>
		Mon Mothma never told you what happened to your mother...<BR><SMALL>by <I>CoruscaFire</I></SMALL><P>
		SHE STOLE MY EGO WAFFLE<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zack</I></SMALL><P>
		From now on you will refer to me as 'idiot', not 'you Sith Lord'<BR><SMALL>by <I>CoruscaFire</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm going to ask you this for the last time...pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>McGyver98</I></SMALL><P>
		hey did I get it? huh,...what do you mean I have a boog hangin?<BR><SMALL>by <I>darkjedi keith</I></SMALL><P>
		HAHA!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Winter:)</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger... hehe...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brice Shultz</I></SMALL><P>
		go on...pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>gameblor</I></SMALL><P>
		go on...pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>gameblor</I></SMALL><P>
		"See?  She can't be my daughter... she doesn't have my chin."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Klavier</I></SMALL><P>
		To unleash the awesome power of the Force, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		"You never have a second cup of MY coffee!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		how many times have i told you to not go out with men that have wookies as friends and dont take his advice and kiss that hariy creature<BR><SMALL>by <I>bob</I></SMALL><P>
		A master of interrogation, Darth Vader tried to POKE and prod information regarding the Dath Star out of the Princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>JForce</I></SMALL><P>
		Excuse me miss, which way to the restroom?  I get so turned around in these corvettes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-"So it was YOU who stole my AOTC DVD! Your penalty is to...well...take my finger and poke it in JMK77's eye because he's an idiot for writing this horrible thing!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>JediMasterKaputski77</I></SMALL><P>
		So, you wish to see "The Force" princess? Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Lenhart</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>j.metcalf</I></SMALL><P>
		I bet you can't guess where my finger has been!!! (just look at this guy's face)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Lennox</I></SMALL><P>
		Your mother was up all night worried about you. You were with that Solo kid agian weren't you? What do you have to say for yourself?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nick G.</I></SMALL><P>
		Its not the size that counts, its wheter I kill you afterwards or not!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Lotte</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you, young lady? NO hanging around with those desert farmer types - they'll be the death of me some day...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kalahari Karl</I></SMALL><P>
		" I saw that you sumbitch!, You did that on purpose! When I get you back home I'm gonna barbecue your ass in molasses!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>rhurho69@aol.com</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>sithlord927</I></SMALL><P>
		you have neglected your caption updating duties for the last time, Organa!<BR><SMALL>by <I>R10 D342</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>McDuck</I></SMALL><P>
		where did you get those buns ?<BR><SMALL>by <I>lash vader</I></SMALL><P>
		I am your father!<BR><SMALL>by <I>lash vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on Princess, Pull my finger!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott</I></SMALL><P>
		Look princess, it dosen't matter what I say, the guy that is running the humor section at forc.net picks terrible captions to begin with!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Funnier Than You</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: you will tell us why this caption is not updated, Princess, or I'll sic the dumbass behind me on you.  Leia: Don't ask me something i don't know the answer to!  Lackey: *thought* dumbass?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Poggle the Hung</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  you will update the humor section  Leia: make me<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthDemented</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of deoderant disturbing<BR><SMALL>by <I>moo</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of deoderant disturbing<BR><SMALL>by <I>moo</I></SMALL><P>
		I find your lack of deoderant disturbing<BR><SMALL>by <I>moo</I></SMALL><P>
		Does your hair dresser shop at Entemen's Bakery?<BR><SMALL>by <I>taxi260</I></SMALL><P>
		DARTH: look, its luke skywalker, really, there he is, right behind you, look, i promise he's really there....<BR><SMALL>by <I>SL</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>EmperorLuke69</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Humor</I></SMALL><P>
		Young Lady, I'm your father! I made the rules in this house! and I don?t want to see you kissing that pirate any more! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tico</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm telling you for the LAST TIME! Go down the hall that way. When you come to the second corridor hang a left. First door on your right is the ladies room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eric Buldan</I></SMALL><P>
		did you fart?<BR><SMALL>by <I>darren stewart</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: You will stay in your cell until TFN Humor  be updated! LEIA: You know, that takes only a week (VADER and the Troopers colapse in laugther) <BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tico</I></SMALL><P>
		I bet you can't guess from the smell where I last had this finger?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Hoolihan</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger (I'm sure 8.9 million others put it in too, but just in case ....)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		how many times have I told you not to wear white? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Joe Emery</I></SMALL><P>
		If you're getting a new credit card, better be the one with me on it! Don't let me see you buying things with Yoda!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Squishy</I></SMALL><P>
		How do you get your hair to stay like that?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rogue 1</I></SMALL><P>
		*chh* Pull *chh* My *chh* FINGER! *chh*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Falcona SkyWolf</I></SMALL><P>
		YO!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Falcona SkyWolf</I></SMALL><P>
		What, do I have something on my chin?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Falcona SkyWolf</I></SMALL><P>
		"Uncle Darth wants YOU for the Galactic Army." "Uh, I thought you were my dad!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Falcona SkyWolf</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I got your nose! I got your nose!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kazkid8 AKA: A-kaz</I></SMALL><P>
		 The TF.N server crashes because of all the" Million "Pull my finger" jokes that crashed the TF.N server" jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Knight Rassam</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, I forbid you from ever bringing that scroundrel home again. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jessie</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room. No dinner.<BR><SMALL>by <I>I got nothing.</I></SMALL><P>
		You.... you have your mother's eyes.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Hart</I></SMALL><P>
		You.... you have your mother's eyes.....  AND I WANT THEM BACK!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Hart</I></SMALL><P>
		You what!?! I want you to go right back to Luke and apologies. Do you have any idea how embarrasing it is to be kissed by your sister in front of your fathers employies?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jessie</I></SMALL><P>
		No, YOU are a poodoo head!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Hart</I></SMALL><P>
		Look! There's somethin' on your shirt? 5 seconds later: Made ya look!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jessie</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia could not believe that her father was yelling at her in front of Nicolea Carpathia.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jessie</I></SMALL><P>
		Which way to the Harry Potter line?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emperoress Palpatine</I></SMALL><P>
		The Tatooine Enquirer ran this photo under the banner headline "VADER TAKES POSITION AS TARKIN'S BODYGUARD".<BR><SMALL>by <I>?????</I></SMALL><P>
		(Comedy French Accent) Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Uncle Jock</I></SMALL><P>
		You haven't updated the captions onTFN for over a week! Bad girl!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adri</I></SMALL><P>
		If you weren't my daughter, I'd...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Piano</I></SMALL><P>
		"you and your little dog too!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Larry Boston</I></SMALL><P>
		Dad! You're embarrasing me infront of an Imperial officer! I told you to quit with this "Pull my finger" stuff years ago!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon Joe</I></SMALL><P>
		(With comedy lisp) Centurwian, thwow her to the fwoor!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Uncle Jock</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Obvious</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Obvious</I></SMALL><P>
		"What did I tell you about staying out late, young lady?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gemini</I></SMALL><P>
		All your base are belong to us!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Russel J. Gowrie</I></SMALL><P>
		(Vader:) Stick 'em Up! Stick 'em Up!<BR><SMALL>by <I>starwarsgrl88</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader: How many times young lady just be</I></SMALL><P>
		No, No Leia. Your not supposed to wear make-up yet.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jania Amidala</I></SMALL><P>
		I knew your mom.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Foo</I></SMALL><P>
		Caught stealing again, young lady?  You're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Duke</I></SMALL><P>
		You're Grounded, Young Lady !!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nick Rismanto</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan Simmons</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>cesar camacho</I></SMALL><P>
		"Shut up princess" "No? OK DIE"<BR><SMALL>by <I>CBRYMASTER</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your Daddy!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eliot Lyons</I></SMALL><P>
		...and then the TFN server crashed with millions of pull my finger jokes.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		I said I wanted fries with that!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>solid-tbone</I></SMALL><P>
		What's that dot above your head?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grumpuss Von Puffybottom</I></SMALL><P>
		I thought I told you to never bother me at work, little missy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Ikari</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you can NOT have your own Star Destroyer! Now stop pouting!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Angel 17</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance, and I will have you digitally removed from this movie!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Art Miles</I></SMALL><P>
		no young lady, you can not go to the prom with your brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedigolfer</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "Hey Dad, have you always been tall or did you get implants after your fight with Obi_Wan?" Vader:"SILENCE!! Don't go and spoil episode 3!!!" Leia: "But Dad..." Vader: "SHUT UP!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Omnidolor</I></SMALL><P>
		You did not pay your Verizon phone bill on time. Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke 6:20-23</I></SMALL><P>
		And down this way is the master bedroom, complete with 3/4 bath, a walk-in closet, and DSL access to the Bothan Spy Network...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Schetch</I></SMALL><P>
		No one in the galaxy could haggle like the owner-operator of Crazy Ani's New and Used Corellian Corvettes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Schetch</I></SMALL><P>
		I have an idea! lets play hot potato!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Picceelo</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey! I used to wear my hair just like that! That was, oh ... back about the last time TFN humor was updated I think.<BR><SMALL>by <I>travis</I></SMALL><P>
		My finger points! heeeeeeeee<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Pain</I></SMALL><P>
		How did you get you hair that way?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthmar</I></SMALL><P>
		Imadgin this is my thing and you have to lick it <BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Milan </I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerry</I></SMALL><P>
		And when I pull this string, his arm moves up and down...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader- take me to your leader Leia- George is in Editing right now-but he'll be back shortly-<BR><SMALL>by <I>Madora</I></SMALL><P>
		"I know you took those Death Star plans. Now give them to me or your grounded!" " But dady"   "Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Audrey</I></SMALL><P>
		The Heart of Communication<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediTim</I></SMALL><P>
		ewwwwwww   youve got a bogey!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mara Jade</I></SMALL><P>
		"I can do a better job updating this page than YOU!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>blah</I></SMALL><P>
		U have somthing on your chin....eww<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael Burke</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm telling you Carrie! I know they'll use this screen-shot for a trading card! Mark my words!<BR><SMALL>by <I>matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you were my daughter, I'd spank you and send you to bed without dinner..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Magnus</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, rebel scum!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frodo Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull daddy's finger!??!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon Davis</I></SMALL><P>
		this is so annoying. I may quit coming to this sight is this crap is updated on a regular basis.  You really should give the "Job" to someone else if you can't handle it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		"C'mon. Pull my finger and watch my cape fly in this guy's face"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ash</I></SMALL><P>
		"Man, whoever stuck that 'Kick me' post on the back of Vader's helmet sure is in some trouble"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ash</I></SMALL><P>
		"So what I want is... dammit you made me forget what I was saying"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ash</I></SMALL><P>
		So "Keith," we meet at last. I do NOT find your pull my finger jokes amusing-... Darn, I just set myself up again, didn't I?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Varth Dader </I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rafiennes</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Look over there! It's the humor page being updated on time!" Leia: "Give it up. I'm not falling for that one again."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pseudonym</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger Leia!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Poor girl, only at the end to you understand" <BR><SMALL>by <I>AB</I></SMALL><P>
		Leiutenant: "For the love of all things, don't pull it"<BR><SMALL>by <I>AB</I></SMALL><P>
		No, Your Mama!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>EmperorLuke69</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You are part of the rebles Leia; and you are ugly i mean what till return of the jedi!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter Fisher</I></SMALL><P>
		"You want the finger?!!  I'll give you the finger!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ivan the Terrible</I></SMALL><P>
		"Just...., just pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ivan (Again)</I></SMALL><P>
		What's this i here about you sneaking off and joining the Rebel Alliance? I warned you not to hang out with them. Go To You Room Young Lady! You are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>W&C Rootbeer</I></SMALL><P>
		Give me those plans or you're grounded young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Linus</I></SMALL><P>
		"And I Am Vay-der! Do Not Forget My Name. Do not forget me....TK42-oooone!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sith-Happy</I></SMALL><P>
		OK if u don't tell me where the Rebels are,I'm putting off my mask!<BR><SMALL>by <I>vdweller</I></SMALL><P>
		Okay force.net you asked for it:   PULL MY FINGER!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sephiroth</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Look Captain, she has a booger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>RDG</I></SMALL><P>
		"I find your lack of updates disturbing."<BR><SMALL>by <I>twist</I></SMALL><P>
		"I find your lack of updates disturbing."<BR><SMALL>by <I>twist</I></SMALL><P>
		Can you go down to the conveniance store and get me some duracells for my light saber<BR><SMALL>by <I>Toby Sutton</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey...Carrie Fisher? Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shifty-Eyed Wookiee</I></SMALL><P>
		Back off homewrecker, he's my man now<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ferlito</I></SMALL><P>
		Can I have those Danishes on the side of your head?<BR><SMALL>by <I>President Skroob</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Buffy Summers</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey. did you tape Days of our Lives for me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>A,midala</I></SMALL><P>
		(singing)...You've Lost That Loving Feeling, Wo-oah, that Loving Feeling!..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evil Leprechaun</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: What are you talking about?!  You WANTED to see Jackass! Leia: No, I said YOU ARE A JACKASS.  Vader: Whatever, you laughed harder than I did when Steve-O shoved the bottle rockets up his ass!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Durst</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>soda fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Obey me you a** hole!<BR><SMALL>by <I>soda fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  Have you seen my hairbrush?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Oops...</I></SMALL><P>
		OB1AB<BR><SMALL>by <I>Put a bra on, you are embarassing me!</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time... Do not defy me in front of the troops!<BR><SMALL>by <I>OB1AB</I></SMALL><P>
		Put a bra on! You are embarassing me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>OB1AB</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Oops...</I></SMALL><P>
		Who is your daddy and what does he do?<BR><SMALL>by <I>jamo831</I></SMALL><P>
		you damn kids and your rebelious  ways!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bili</I></SMALL><P>
		I will not have my daughter be such a rebel!<BR><SMALL>by <I>bili</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>RyanW</I></SMALL><P>
		My mother told me to pick the very best one...<BR><SMALL>by <I>RyanW</I></SMALL><P>
		You get up to your room, young lady, and don't come out until you've learned you lesson.<BR><SMALL>by <I>RyanW</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady! If I catch you with that Han Solo fellow again, you're grounded to Interrogation for TWO weeks!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pyro Sith</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, Vader, I won't pull your finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hideous</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen a Threesome aint all that bad I mean you said yourself that we should try something new<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josef Sol Rayment</I></SMALL><P>
		"The next time you get drunk, don't take MY fighter.  This is the last time.  Why'd my daughter have to be such a rebel?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zak Arranda</I></SMALL><P>
		"Darth Vader, I am your daughter."<BR><SMALL>by <I>No one you know</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you kinda look like some chick I once dated. Now PULL MY FINGER! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevservo</I></SMALL><P>
		Look young lady thats the last time i let you stay out all night Go To Your Room<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott Perry</I></SMALL><P>
		We thought we all got over this back at caption comp 50<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tara-Wan Kenobi and Alexi Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and witness the dark side of the farts!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you stink up the bathroom?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve Bateson</I></SMALL><P>
		This has gone beyond the point of being funny, and well beyond the popint of stupidity.  I can't beleive they let you get away with this.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		"For the last time Darth, I'm not going to pull your finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Carl the Clone</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey baby, you lookin' fine tonight<BR><SMALL>by <I>Carl the Clone</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's the man that won't cop out, VADER.. you damn right!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Oops...</I></SMALL><P>
		"shame on you young lady, you have not updated the humor section!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Boricua</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader and his infamous Jedi "pull my finger" trick<BR><SMALL>by <I>RVD</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Flip Thompson</I></SMALL><P>
		you... you...   bunheaded bimbo!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Benny Thompson</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "She's the one!" Guy in back: "Are you sure?" Darth: "Yes! She's the one I want!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Booboo Wett</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger, go on pull it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>phatt nasty</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll take care of you once I dissolve all of the Republicans in the Senate<BR><SMALL>by <I>Oasblmltu</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to you'r room right now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Seth</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader - "I want YOU to join the empire"<BR><SMALL>by <I>DieDieDieJar-Jar</I></SMALL><P>
		"your grounded young lady and if i ever catch you sneaking out again i might get really angry and blow up a planet or somthin"<BR><SMALL>by <I>greg</I></SMALL><P>
		"Have no doubts, Senator.  We will find the hidden TF.N humor guy."<BR><SMALL>by <I>HandmaidenEirtae</I></SMALL><P>
		I wish I had your Job, Only work once in a months time.  Must be hella nice.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me turn this starship around, young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: You're the second-in-command of the Empire, one of the most feared people in the Galaxy, and the best joke you can come up with is 'pull my finger'? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jade's Fire2003</I></SMALL><P>
		i am a person and my name is anakin!<BR><SMALL>by <I>adi_gallia</I></SMALL><P>
		i take orders from only one person - me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthy</I></SMALL><P>
		"If I told you once, I told you a million times, I AM your father." ::Leia stiffens:: "Yeah, and I'm a damned Krayt Dragon."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lady Ivy Raine</I></SMALL><P>
		And the imperial officer found himself faced with one of the worst dillemasof his life: Kick me sign, or no kick-me sign...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jinn and Tonic Makes me Vomit</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, pull my finger.....oh go on, pull it"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Damon Jones</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia finds the new imperial waxworks to be amazingly lifelike<BR><SMALL>by <I>IDQ</I></SMALL><P>
		your force doesn't work on me. i'm a rebel princess! *dramatic music*<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodiss</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, I told you never to put the hot sauce into the Emperor's skin cream. You should see what it did to his face!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Clouthier</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cr33dos3</I></SMALL><P>
		"He is your brother and you kissed him. Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>TeK</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Danish alliance and a traitor, take her away<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dupsi</I></SMALL><P>
		You have defied me for the last time, Princess. Go to your room!  ... (sigh) Rebellion...<BR><SMALL>by <I>YodaKaba</I></SMALL><P>
		" For The Last Time Princess, I Dont Care WHAT You Think You Saw, The Admiral Here Was Just 'Polishing My Helmet'"<BR><SMALL>by <I>"Darth Threatis"</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anonymous</I></SMALL><P>
		OK really, if Daddy turns around and there isn't a dork in a black suit behind me you are gonna get such a spankin'!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>THX6896</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and the captain here will know the true nature of the Dark Side.<BR><SMALL>by <I>THX6896</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't act so surprised, Your Highness. You are part of the Tolkien Alliance . . . and a traitor. We *know* you have obtained a copy of The Lord of the Rings Special Edition.... "<BR><SMALL>by <I>~Becky~</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you, no saveing the galaxy untile your homework is done<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ari Spelius</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're acting just like you're mother!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Billy bob</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Hey, what the hell's going on here? Vader: I was warned about you.  Leia: What are you talking about? Imperial Officer: Tell him, Steve Dave ! Leia: **** you, fan-boy !  (For the Mallrats fans)<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Hey, what the hell's going on here? Vader: I was warned about you.  Leia: What are you talking about? Imperial Officer: Tell him, Steve Dave ! Leia: **** you, fan-boy !  (For the Mallrats fans)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Reign</I></SMALL><P>
		I thought I told you never to talk back to me! Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gunther Raus</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>broccoli</I></SMALL><P>
		"You put your right arm in..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>cinigeek</I></SMALL><P>
		holonetnewscaster:"thisphoto was taken a few moments before lord vader force farted on the tantiveIV the result killed all on board exep vader.<BR><SMALL>by <I>andy schembri (bakomusha)</I></SMALL><P>
		You stole my secret toy plans! NOW YOU MUST DIE! (When the Vader Stole Christmas)<BR><SMALL>by <I>//////////</I></SMALL><P>
		"Wearing white after Labor Day, shame on you! You are a Princess, you should know better!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>brokenmandible</I></SMALL><P>
		Talk to the pinky, cos the brain ain't listening!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Neilan "Darc Myst" Naicker</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: Nice hair! Ha, ha, ha!<BR><SMALL>by <I>reemiscnor</I></SMALL><P>
		Look who's talking Miss Three Counts Incest<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't try your puppy face with me, Princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Atalanta</I></SMALL><P>
		Stay out of my conversation!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Harris</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU dear princess, need a breath mint.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jensen</I></SMALL><P>
		What are you looking at? That also goes for you cornel Sanders!<BR><SMALL>by <I>BAM</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who's Your Daddy, and What does he do?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>wasabiman</I></SMALL><P>
		You will tell me when TFN humor will up date!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaina12</I></SMALL><P>
		Which one of you touched my butt?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Gillen</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Keith Boyett</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, how many times have I told you not to take the Death Star Plans! Now tell him your sorry and go to your room your grounded young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tyler G.</I></SMALL><P>
		Listen, I'm not going to pull your finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>chop</I></SMALL><P>
		Lord Vader invents the "Rock On" hand signal<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader Hater</I></SMALL><P>
		Be sure to be home by 11. And if he tries anything funny, you let me know, and I'll deal with him myself.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Be sure to be home by 11. And if he tries anything funny, you let me know, and I'll deal with him myself.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Travik</I></SMALL><P>
		(insert pull my finger joke here)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Austinn40</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, how many times do I have to tell to clean your spaceship?  <BR><SMALL>by <I>JediJ</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>YOU! see a stylist</I></SMALL><P>
		you! see a stylist<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth booty</I></SMALL><P>
		That does it young lady! You're grounded.  Hand over the keys to the <BR><SMALL>by <I>FunkySaurb</I></SMALL><P>
		That does it young lady! You're grounded. No more late nights out with them rebels!<BR><SMALL>by <I>FunkySaurb</I></SMALL><P>
		Know go to your room and thats final<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jenni Alleshaski</I></SMALL><P>
		All right, young lady! This is your last joyride! You're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>that gamer grrl</I></SMALL><P>
		And no more jokes about pulling my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Toxic Ned</I></SMALL><P>
		Obi-Wan: I sense a great disturbance in the Force...as if a million voices suddenly cried out "PULL MY FINGER" and were suddenly silenced by TFN Humor editors...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sir Altitude</I></SMALL><P>
		You goon!<BR><SMALL>by <I>starwarsman77</I></SMALL><P>
		Does your father know what you're doing?<BR><SMALL>by <I>RPM</I></SMALL><P>
		*one* *two* *three!* Scissors!!!  HAHAHA!!! I win again!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Oops...</I></SMALL><P>
		So YOU were the one that submitted the "Pull my finger" caption on the force.net humor section!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-Sesive</I></SMALL><P>
		EAT THY VEGATABLES!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthJango</I></SMALL><P>
		GREAT! Youve snuk out with that Han Solo again didn't you young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Damnit! My arm fell asleep!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darht Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		Helmet with oxygen regulator: $3,200,222.96  Imperial officer who was painted onto the scenery: $17.95 Catching your daughter sneaking out of the Star Destroyer to date Han Solo: Priceless.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		My life-support system is all backed up again...  Pull my finger !<BR><SMALL>by <I>AndyS</I></SMALL><P>
		it's still there...<BR><SMALL>by <I>.devo.</I></SMALL><P>
		In your face, shorty!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mel</I></SMALL><P>
		If I want to leave the seat up, I'll leave it up....you'll have to put it down yourself !<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Go On Pull My Finger !<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Groves</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Someone pinched my bum...it was you wasn't it?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sylvain Swimer</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey Leia, how many people do you think will do a "Pull My Finger Gag?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Will-Mun</I></SMALL><P>
		Vadar: "I saw you somewhere before, in the distant past"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antony Bastiani</I></SMALL><P>
		The new re-make of Ep IV (re-written by the ep 1-3 continuity writer) "Where is the rebel base-" "Yavin 4"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Will-Mun</I></SMALL><P>
		I know your mother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Anoid</I></SMALL><P>
		I've always loved his scent, especially when finger fucking little girls...<BR><SMALL>by <I>boobs durandt</I></SMALL><P>
		Guy on left: "I've always loved his Lord Vader's domineering scent of power... especially when dancing disco with his children in the afternoon...<BR><SMALL>by <I>boobs durandt</I></SMALL><P>
		As your Father I FORBID you to make out with your BROTHER!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Harrison</I></SMALL><P>
		guy to the left: uh, Vader, sir, the TF.N caption has'nt been updated yet. Vader: uh....it's YOU'RE fault! *points to Leia* Leia: WTF?! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Kit Fisto MIB</I></SMALL><P>
		"Iv'e told you once, I've told you a thousand times not to stick officers onto my cape!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you this already a hundred times, no we will not be updating the caption contest on time, now don't ask me again."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaya Solo</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me lay the smack down, biatch.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth YoMomma</I></SMALL><P>
		You will tell me the codes for the air shield, or you will get your old nose back!<BR><SMALL>by <I>YummyWookies</I></SMALL><P>
		Sit!<BR><SMALL>by <I>BoredJediNetSurfer</I></SMALL><P>
		You will be a two-legged beast that Han and Luke ride in the next movie...  Now take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Toxic Ned</I></SMALL><P>
		Excuse me..Is this the way to the bathroom?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Condor</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: Lord Vader, they're not in the main computer... <BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: Lord Vader, they're not in the main computer... Vader: All right princess, tell us what you did with those stolen humor updates!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		You almost had me going there... but nobody sends anything important down to Tatooine...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Alright princess, where's C-3PO? I Built him, I want him back!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		No, keep the stolen plans... I want C-3PO. That's right, I said that I WANT MY DROID BACK! He's mine, I tell you, MINE!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zarm R'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Owwwnnn3333ddd!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth bobo</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "That's it! I'm fed up of this. You try playing 'piggy in the middle', see how well you cope shorty!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sylvain Swimer</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "It was you! YOU taped over my Postman Pat Video!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brig</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "No, mine are more noisey, your farts are the eggy ones!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brig</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "No, I use the Force to knock-out opponents, not my farts."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brig</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "No, if I had've farted you would see a green translucent vapour. The one was definatly one of yours..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brig</I></SMALL><P>
		You *will* update the TFN website...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jerad Bailey</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Hmmm, alright, but lights out at 10:00, ok?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brig</I></SMALL><P>
		Little known fact: Vader was controlled via strings by Imperial officers<BR><SMALL>by <I>James</I></SMALL><P>
		Its not bad enough that your not wearing a bra girl, but trying to ruin my career aswell?? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Sean Wilsford</I></SMALL><P>
		You really need a new hair due!<BR><SMALL>by <I>TJ</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little Rebellion, too.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Siri-Qui Jinn</I></SMALL><P>
		"I grow tired of asking, so this will be the last time. What are those things on the wall for?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		"Stop laughing at my voice. It'll sound really cool in post-production."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		You went over my helmet?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SirNi</I></SMALL><P>
		There was something sticky on my light saber. Do you know how to get gum of of leather?<BR><SMALL>by <I>SirNi</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you? Clean up your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jasmerrin</I></SMALL><P>
		Look Princess, It is not my duty to update the humor page<BR><SMALL>by <I>BobbaRayFett</I></SMALL><P>
		You, you are the heir of Slythern....um wait...wrong movie!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jediottolam</I></SMALL><P>
		Now I know, you remind me of this chick I knocked up during the clone wars!<BR><SMALL>by <I>EmperorLuke69</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I want you to join the empire! Leia: Uh do you need a new helmet<BR><SMALL>by <I>MonJoe</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger NOW!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedicreature</I></SMALL><P>
		Where are the plans? And why hasn't the humor section at theforce.net being updated?<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediNerd</I></SMALL><P>
		Hands up!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediFreak</I></SMALL><P>
		"NO I WILL NOT GO OUT WITH YOU!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>MysticWarrior</I></SMALL><P>
		You! You're not Princess Leia! You've captured her stunt double!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Padawan Drew</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader- "Your life now depends on finding a better picture for TFN Humor..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Russell</I></SMALL><P>
		I, uh you...awww forget it, its not like there's anything funny happening right now.<BR><SMALL>by <I>scorpion555</I></SMALL><P>
		Back to basics week sucks!<BR><SMALL>by <I>hamsterboy</I></SMALL><P>
		Your mother hasn't been the same since you joined the Yo-Da Jedihood...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Schetch</I></SMALL><P>
		(Using a Jedi Mind Trick)You *will* pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ja-Larr Deo</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, would you capture it, or let it slip...<not that you want to hear the rest of this><BR><SMALL>by <I>Happosai</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "No, he's only a small-time officer, I don't want my daughter involved with the likes of him!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sylvain Swimer</I></SMALL><P>
		Little lady, go and clean your room right now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antti Lindstr?m</I></SMALL><P>
		"OH MY GOD!! IT'S HER..IT'S PRINCESS LEIA!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-smeg</I></SMALL><P>
		"OH MY GOD!! IT'S HER..IT'S PRINCESS LEIA!!!" "I know..I know. Don't point."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi-smeg</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, I am your father, now tell me where you hid the Death Star plans are, or you're grounded for 700 standard time units!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>UrpDogg</I></SMALL><P>
		Please don't pull my finger.  This suit is hermetically sealed.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Basset</I></SMALL><P>
		you willl go hme and clean your room  now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>cheyane     stark</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and ...wait... what the... does anyone realise this helmet is entirely painted black? I mean, I can't see anything...ok...wait a second...who just grabbed my butt...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pete G.</I></SMALL><P>
		*ooooooorrrr...kissssssshhhh*....You are part of the rebel alliance and I want you to pull my finger..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pete G.</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer : Lord Vader, No, that isn't padme.. I promise you..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pete G.</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will not be allowed into the Chamber of Secrets again princess"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor" Darth: "Hey that's my line!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"What did I tell you about going out this late?  You are in such trouble young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have to tell me what you use to get your hair like that"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Can you tell me who this guy that keeps following me around is?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Yoda could not kick my ass in a fight!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Yoda could NOT kick my ass in a fight!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Have you seen my shaving cream?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look behind you! It's Jar Jar Binks!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Can't you come up with something more original darth?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"If you make one more joke about whiney little kids or adolescants I'll use the force on you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		Force eye poke never really took off<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"What do you mean you don't like the d?cor?  Do you know how much of the budget went on it?  Why do you think there wasn't enough money to shield the exhaust port?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		"Watch me do night fever!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kar'Ghun</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qui-Gon John</I></SMALL><P>
		"Is that a new Danish hair-do??"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Force Master</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU WILL GET THE CAPTIONS UPDATED OR YOU WILL DIE!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Azlon Tir</I></SMALL><P>
		That's the last time you call Palpatine "the ugly guy with the hood", OK little girl!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Felo Wan - Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		You do not know the POWER of the "pull my finger" invoking picture...<BR><SMALL>by <I>snowdog83</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: "little girl, if you wre my daughter i'd....<BR><SMALL>by <I>RAISTLIN</I></SMALL><P>
		VADER: "little girl, if you wre my daughter i'd...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>RAISTLIN</I></SMALL><P>
		"If I see you going out with that boy again, I'll kill him."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iriela</I></SMALL><P>
		What the hell did you do on your hair?? Are that donuts or what??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Kid</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, and you will smeeeell someting interesting....C'mon...do it!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Felo Wan - Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have something walking on your face."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Felo Wan - Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jediknight61384</I></SMALL><P>
		No really, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip Kelly</I></SMALL><P>
		Stay away from my man, girlfriend!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Pigtails</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Bang bang, you're dead!<BR><SMALL>by <I>everquesting knight</I></SMALL><P>
		"Quick Whats That!?" "I'm Not Falling For THAT Again..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Will-Mun</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop calling him "Captain Stinky" !!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Wiggum</I></SMALL><P>
		Silence!!  B.J. could NOT beat up Trapper John!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mooby</I></SMALL><P>
		elyk-this joke never gets old<BR><SMALL>by <I>PULL....MY....FINGER!!!!!  MUAHAAHAAA!!!</I></SMALL><P>
		Silence!! Max Klinger is all MAN!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Mooby</I></SMALL><P>
		"Say Suga? I'm da man?!?! NO! Yo da man!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Reverend Hoo Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, Lord Vader. In a sobriety test, you have to touch your OWN nose."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ted Danson</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Graig Polacco</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your cell!<BR><SMALL>by <I>CallistoX</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you hear the one about Wonder Woman and the Invisible Man?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		:Why do you want me to pull your finger?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		You have taken my cheesburger. Return it or die!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Derek Marcantel</I></SMALL><P>
		I wanted Chocolate Ice Cream , Do not fail Me again<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr Popo</I></SMALL><P>
		now your server will see the power of this fully operational pull my finger joke<BR><SMALL>by <I>thud</I></SMALL><P>
		Thats the last time you borrow the starship<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rhys Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now you listen, young lady, one more wrong move and you're out of the movie!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>BountyHunter506</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time. . . .we are not gay!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthChaos</I></SMALL><P>
		your lightsabre is not a pleasure toy<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rhys Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		If one nanometer of paintwork is scratched it's coming out of your allowance! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Rhys Evans</I></SMALL><P>
		"That's it! I've had enough of this rebellion nonsense! You're grounded young lady! GROUNDED!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Rod</I></SMALL><P>
		"OOOOHHH!!!!  BUURRRRNNNN!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cr33dos3</I></SMALL><P>
		"I don't like sand. It gets everywhere. Not like you: the only place you're going is to the detention facility! Taker her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Enchilada_Man</I></SMALL><P>
		Does anyone else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friend "Biggus Dickus"?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nein Numb</I></SMALL><P>
		Stay away from my officers, you space hussy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Count Poopoo</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, what have I told you about hanging around these scummy friends of yours?!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Caitlin</I></SMALL><P>
		You will update TF.N Humor.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyno</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it!  No allowance for you, young lady!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Eponine</I></SMALL><P>
		#63<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tyson Peterson</I></SMALL><P>
		Floss!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Bono</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>A Neuter Turkey</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you talk back to me! I am The Dark Lord of the Galaxie, and your father! Now go to your room<BR><SMALL>by <I>JoHn</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I know you wanna   Leia: Umm, no, i will not give in to some old school joke   Officer: She got you there lord Vader   Vader: Im kinda stuck like this, little help<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ric</I></SMALL><P>
		Fuck u<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gun5</I></SMALL><P>
		There will be no more working at night clubs for you , yong lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jonathan</I></SMALL><P>
		Once again the TFN servers overload by the extreme amount of "Pull my finger" captions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fred</I></SMALL><P>
		Correct me if I'm wrong....but is that a zit on your forhead?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cheese Plus</I></SMALL><P>
		You will tell me where the pla...  He's making faces behind my back again, isn't he?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Toxic Ned</I></SMALL><P>
		No, I'm serious, pull it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Willis</I></SMALL><P>
		"Leia, I AM YOUR FATHER!" "Really? COOL! So can I borrow the credit card?" "Uhhhh..." "And the car?" "Ummm..." "And can I get a pony?" "You know what... nevermind."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Newbie Wan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh dad, that pull my finger routine is getting old.<BR><SMALL>by <I>fmcorps</I></SMALL><P>
		"...and you were there, and I was there..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Juris Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		You weren't on any mercy mission this time, Princess Leia. We know that you've failed to pay your Imperial taxes for the past three years. Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yean Wei Ong</I></SMALL><P>
		Poke!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vincent Kinneas</I></SMALL><P>
		Perhaps you now regret ordering your pilot to avoid that Random Breath Test, Princess Leia? Don't let it happen again.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yean Wei Ong</I></SMALL><P>
		Feel the power of the poke...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Raphel Almasy</I></SMALL><P>
		This is the third time we've caught you speeding in Tatooine space, Princess Leia ...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yean Wei Ong</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something on your chin.  No, not there, right there!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sethrik</I></SMALL><P>
		Please, don't pull his finger--sure, you'd 'think' the suit was sealed...<BR><SMALL>by <I>StormHawk</I></SMALL><P>
		If you're late for curfew ONE MORE TIME...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Forrest</I></SMALL><P>
		Your place or mine?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lairia</I></SMALL><P>
		Hello<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		No!  It was you who had gas!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve</I></SMALL><P>
		I've got worms, alright?!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Um...you've got a booger...right here.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jesse</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>PEZRIC</I></SMALL><P>
		You, uh, got something on the end of your nose. I could get it for you. No? Oh, okay. Are you sure? Okay.<BR><SMALL>by <I>PEZRIC</I></SMALL><P>
		I'd kill you, but you're my daught...WHOOPS! Almost let the cat outta the bag! Whew! That would've sucked!<BR><SMALL>by <I>PEZRIC</I></SMALL><P>
		Your brother is a whiney lil' wussy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pezric</I></SMALL><P>
		I could kill you with this finger! Really! Don't make me angry! Seriously, dude! <BR><SMALL>by <I>pezric</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL tell me whether or not Lucas is making this $h!t up as he goes along!<BR><SMALL>by <I>pezric</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you know how HARD it is to get this suit to fit just right?!?! Do ya'?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>pezric</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>JCronic</I></SMALL><P>
		Go down THAT corridor about 150 feet, go past the effeminate gold robot (that *I* built, btw. ) and continue past the garbage chute. You can't miss it. <BR><SMALL>by <I>pezric</I></SMALL><P>
		(In best Ralph Wiggum voice) You smell like wookie poopie!<BR><SMALL>by <I>pezric</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian Widner</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger your highness<BR><SMALL>by <I>C-3PX</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cout Bazzu</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon pull it!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SalahDn</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you about kissing Luke, he's your brother for cry sakes!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Dubya</I></SMALL><P>
		Yes, We have that joke on Tatooine.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ross</I></SMALL><P>
		I'd like to see YOU try to be a dark lord of the Sith sometime! It's hard work!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nate Davis</I></SMALL><P>
		bitch betta have my money<BR><SMALL>by <I>sean</I></SMALL><P>
		you are the weakest link, goodbye.<BR><SMALL>by <I>fathom333</I></SMALL><P>
		Need I remid you again Princess! I want to know who your hairdresser is now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>midget</I></SMALL><P>
		Qickly, pull my finger i need to get rid of this guy behind me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vic Kroussoratis</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you! No more Lap Dances for George until we get a raise!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gabe</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you! No more Lap Dances for George until we get a raise!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gabe</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>87655455</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>87655455</I></SMALL><P>
		insert humorous caption here<BR><SMALL>by <I>8643</I></SMALL><P>
		im your father <BR><SMALL>by <I>colin peacock</I></SMALL><P>
		 luke im am your father <BR><SMALL>by <I>colin peacock</I></SMALL><P>
		i told you not until you do your homework<BR><SMALL>by <I>mathew porth</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth_Falcon</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on...pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>benno g</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger (I'll bet everyone says that)<BR><SMALL>by <I>jimmiejam</I></SMALL><P>
		Its not my fault im pointing at you, really! Its all Han Solos fault, he gave me this habbit!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Maniacal_Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Just a note: the official site has updated their captioning [i]twice[/i] since this pic was first put up.<BR><SMALL>by <I>bearded_one</I></SMALL><P>
		'' No, I'm not going to let my daughter go out with a scoundrell like Han Solo."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Roge Star</I></SMALL><P>
		As fr kissing your brother,  I will talk to you later.  Vader out<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lena Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't update that page young lady,  I will kick your royal butt up to high heaven!!  *Wait a minute thats not in the script*<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lena Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		That'll teach you to Steal Death Star Plans from Daddy! You're grounded for one month! <BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>ike love</I></SMALL><P>
		I thought you were going to bring paper plates!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben GIbson</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gordon Welsh</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>calmlunatic</I></SMALL><P>
		Toilets?... That way<BR><SMALL>by <I>fisicorr</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeremy Snyder</I></SMALL><P>
		No really princess, pull my finger. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Bar</I></SMALL><P>
		Now... If your a brave rebel you`ll pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>catman4d2</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't you roll your eyes at me young lady !  No daughter of mine is going to the prom with her hair done like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>N_M_hawthorne</I></SMALL><P>
		smell my finger...and what do you believe little Rebell will I do with your Rebellscums ???<BR><SMALL>by <I>SITHREDJEDI7</I></SMALL><P>
		PULL MY FINGER<BR><SMALL>by <I>MO JO FRAVEN</I></SMALL><P>
		Now i won't tell you again young lady......if your not in by 10.30 you'll be sent to the Spice mines of Kessel until you've learnt your lesson!! Now off to bed before i change my mind!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Djo'Tarr</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you just grab my ass!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi Juan Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		If I ever catch you leading another intergalactic coalition to overthrow the Empire again, young lady, I will ground you 'til you're 35! Now go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Wilson</I></SMALL><P>
		can you kiss my finger better<BR><SMALL>by <I>phil smith</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, and feel the ultimate power of the Force.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Visconti</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Slice</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you not to bother daddy while I'm working. Now go back to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Slice</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you I don't want you going out with that Solo boy"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew Smith</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew Lawrence</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-"Are you who I think you are?" Leia-"I don't have the slightest idea what you are talking about, Iam a member of the imperial senate on a diplomatic mission to aldraaon"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Idiot#7</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead......pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Griffith</I></SMALL><P>
		Scrooge(aka Vader): What day is this?   Child(aka Leia): Why its christmas day<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wookiee Cookiee</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tiger</I></SMALL><P>
		"If I've told you once I have told you a thousand times! Now, go to room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth CMR</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are *just* like your mother!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth CMR</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth CMR</I></SMALL><P>
		The Imperial officer thought to himself: "The way they're arguing, it's just like when I tell my daughter not to hang out with ..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yean Wei Ong</I></SMALL><P>
		and you... get a hair cut<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		A hamburger with potato chips, please<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pedro Pineda</I></SMALL><P>
		"...And when I order you to -- <BR><SMALL>by <I>Barriss Coffee</I></SMALL><P>
		"...And when I order you to -- why are you staring behind me like that?  Don't tell me -- the commander behind me is immitating my every move, isn't he?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Barriss Coffee</I></SMALL><P>
		Out past curfew again. You, young lady, are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sandra Hertel</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room, Leia, immediately! And no more playing with a blaster." "But dad..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Iriela</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		that smells awful and you call yourself a princess<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>InkaDinkaDo</I></SMALL><P>
		"You need to move you ship, its in a "No Parking" zone!  That will be all."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason Curran (aka Darth Nosaj)</I></SMALL><P>
		"pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>martin in atlanta</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hey, Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joey Police</I></SMALL><P>
		Man your breath stinks! Try a tic tac!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Battista</I></SMALL><P>
		What's this...? Ha-ha, got ya!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rafael da Silva Sauro</I></SMALL><P>
		Titles don't interest me, daughter. If you violate your curfew again, you and your boyfriend will live to regret it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gord McLeod</I></SMALL><P>
		I've told you for the last time, don't wear white after Labour Day! It's Nov 20th for God's sake!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lorne Pearl</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont fucking lie to be bitch<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sleeper</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.  Ha, Ha- that never gets old.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Early</I></SMALL><P>
		Genral OH please don't pull his finger!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryce Estabrooks</I></SMALL><P>
		"Stop drinking my BEER!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ian Ganahl</I></SMALL><P>
		Why you little...If I was your father, I'd send you to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason Henningson</I></SMALL><P>
		You!...... Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Timothy K. Schmidt</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Farix</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you young lady, i don't like you hanging out with those rebel scums... you are grounded!! u hear me? g-r-o-u-n-d-e-d ... HOOOOOOHHH<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tensai</I></SMALL><P>
		<insert obligitory pull my finger joke here><BR><SMALL>by <I>The Littlest StormTrooper</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Sewer Rat</I></SMALL><P>
		It was you who gave me this incredibly short stub of a pinky!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dylan</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>fart jokes are funny</I></SMALL><P>
		"If someone doesn't update the Star Wars Picture Captioning soon, you will regret ever joining the rebellion, your highness."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gumpy</I></SMALL><P>
		You have something between your teeth Leia!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geert De Groof</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader to Imperial Officer - "look at the size of that zit"<BR><SMALL>by <I>RAISTLIN</I></SMALL><P>
		I am your father! <BR><SMALL>by <I>JediNut</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you are but what am I?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve Carter</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, pull my finger princess.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve Carter</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you to stop touching those power regulators!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris the Big'nologist</I></SMALL><P>
		(From the Officer) Hmm.  and I thought my daughter rebelled.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Huntley</I></SMALL><P>
		A bad call?!? Those people are DEAD, Burke!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hudson</I></SMALL><P>
		I'll take that one.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Noravasc</I></SMALL><P>
		You had better be back by 11:00 pm on the dot, young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>John Millner</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I grow tired of asking, so this wil be the last time.  Pull my finger!  Officer: Nooooooo!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jar-Jar The Hutt</I></SMALL><P>
		What have I told you about destroying my spacestations?  You're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jabba Claus</I></SMALL><P>
		Can i have one of those, i'm starved?<BR><SMALL>by <I>steve mc.</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and we'll blast the Cap'n here into oblivion<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Norton</I></SMALL><P>
		Where'd you hide my Twinkies!!!! I know you did something with them!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joe Almeida</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room young lady, you're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tyler Williams</I></SMALL><P>
		..and you never do the laundry when it's your turn, either!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>chrismajewski</I></SMALL><P>
		that is the last time you used expensive long distance calling service! Go to www.LDSearch.com and select cheaper one!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jon</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go ahead, pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark</I></SMALL><P>
		(Using Jedi Mind Trick), "You want to pull my finger".<BR><SMALL>by <I>Coran Horn</I></SMALL><P>
		"You look familiar...  You remind me of a woman I used to date!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marc Kopczynski</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, I'm not Darth Voldemort.  You're as stupid as you are braless."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Hercules</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		You can pick your friends , You can pick your nose , But You Can NOT pick your friends' nose<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mudd</I></SMALL><P>
		You will not go out with that boy and that's final!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		Tag......, you're it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Corran Horn</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia, for the last time, your not dating this jackoff!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan James</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to stay away from the bean dip<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sean</I></SMALL><P>
		If this is a TFN Humor page then where is the person who updates it!?  I'm here to put you back on schedule.  The Emperor is not as forgiving as I am.<BR><SMALL>by <I>walking carpet</I></SMALL><P>
		Alright young lady, up to your quarters and I don't want to see you flirting with that Solo kid again!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rebel plastic scum</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on... Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nick Prud'Homme</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon. Pull uncle vader's finger. You know you wanna.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hidden Gekko</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DavidGuy</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader tells Leia  "How many TIMES! do I have to tell you to remember TFN to update their humor captions.<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader tells Leia  "How many TIMES! do I have to tell you to remember TFN to update their humor captions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lennier</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm tellin you, your mother is a FOX!<BR><SMALL>by <I>CandyMan42</I></SMALL><P>
		I am your father. You can't go out and form a rebellion against me!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Oscar</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader-look!! the death star information<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew</I></SMALL><P>
		"You get the DVD, and I'll nuke the popcorn."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Frink</I></SMALL><P>
		I want to know what happened to the captions they sent you, what have you done with those captions?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ferris Wiel</I></SMALL><P>
		Get your ass back to the kitchen bitch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luis</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>tommy</I></SMALL><P>
		After lying about the "no new taxes" idea President George Bush decided that it would be better if you couldn't see his lips.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Warren</I></SMALL><P>
		You've been Thwapped, bitch!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cris Santos</I></SMALL><P>
		I want YOU to join the Imperial Senate!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sanchez</I></SMALL><P>
		Ok, while he's breaking for the turkey, you secure the yams. Destroy all opposition! Remember... those holiday shoppers are VICIOUS! Don't be afraid to claw a few eyes!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Jedi Master of BBQ's Daughter</I></SMALL><P>
		That additude has 'grounded' written all over it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>TesaWe</I></SMALL><P>
		When you've gone to the dark side of the force you point at whoever you please no matter how impolite<BR><SMALL>by <I>Richard Stiegler</I></SMALL><P>
		what is that on your shirt<BR><SMALL>by <I>thads</I></SMALL><P>
		Even thought I know it was probably the first caption, "Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>lightofdarkness</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look out! Some little black dot is attacking your head!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rin</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you have the plans for a TFN humor update on this ship.  Tell me where they are or thousands will die!<BR><SMALL>by <I>rancor_fury</I></SMALL><P>
		Update that website young lady or I'll blow up Alderan!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Me</I></SMALL><P>
		now I'm going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed or worse, into the picture captioning!<BR><SMALL>by <I>madam hooch</I></SMALL><P>
		hey,pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>chris winterkorn</I></SMALL><P>
		It Takes a Long time to update these damned captions...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Good God</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a traitor. ::leia:: How bout I bite off that finger right now<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lord Igor</I></SMALL><P>
		I wasn't very comfortable with this scene here because, I felt too much Father/Daughter conflicts. <BR><SMALL>by <I>G. Lucas</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Remember, you, and ONLY you, can prevent forest fires.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Lush</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel..... Aw come on , post these submissions already and get on with the next picture,jeez....uh now where was I ?  Oh yes. ...Your powers are weak old ma...?...uh,uh,..LINE!<BR><SMALL>by <I>monizbo</I></SMALL><P>
		Remember, you, and ONLY you, can prevent millions of Alderaanians from dying.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Lush</I></SMALL><P>
		"When you go out tonight, don't drink, don't get stoned, and if you have sex wear a condom."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Clay</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and feel the force !<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eric</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm in charge of security here M'lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>Screaming Otter</I></SMALL><P>
		You really don't like politicians, do you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Screaming Otter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:  I told you young lady to have the ship back by midnight.  Do you kow how imbarassing it is to have to send a Star Destroyer after you....again.  Leia:  Sorry father.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darren Osborne</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger! <BR><SMALL>by <I>SkiJedi</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the no-update-to-the-humor-page alliance, and a liar!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediTim</I></SMALL><P>
		Girllllllll yo breath stank!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi the way it should be</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"Where are the updates you intercepted from the Force.Net Humor section?"  "Update? I don't know what your talking about"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hapoo Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't play games with me, Your Highness. [...] Several transmissions were beamed to this ship by Rebel spies.  I want to know what happened to the captions they sent you. <BR><SMALL>by <I>dead duck</I></SMALL><P>
		Mole. Moley, moley, moley. Moooole.<BR><SMALL>by <I>vcrespo</I></SMALL><P>
		Like I told your brother, turn down that rap metal!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Todd Ziegler</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady you were up past your curfew and with that solo kid, for cryen' out loud!<BR><SMALL>by <I>brooke</I></SMALL><P>
		You will Respect my Auth-or-ih-tie<BR><SMALL>by <I>RW57</I></SMALL><P>
		"Damn it! I'll update the picture captioning when I'm good and ready!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Getting Impatient</I></SMALL><P>
		What have I told you about kissing your brother!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thomas Medford</I></SMALL><P>
		No...YOU'RE being a jerk.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris H.</I></SMALL><P>
		"He, he.  Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thomas Goerdel</I></SMALL><P>
		No really...Pull my finger. It's funny!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sprocket</I></SMALL><P>
		"You were'nt on any mercy mission this time, your high... oh, not to get off topic, but you'vegot something caught in your teeth, riiigghhht there."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fisher</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull on my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>BountyHunterZero</I></SMALL><P>
		You're just like your mother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Walter Otto</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a girl.  Take her away.<BR><SMALL>by <I>bww</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance and a girl.  Take her away.<BR><SMALL>by <I>bww</I></SMALL><P>
		Alright little missy, I'm giving you one minute to fess to where the plans are, or no Holonet for a week!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joun_Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Despite a promising start, Leia's attempt to 'grab the keys' from under Vader's Chair proved unsuccessful...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris Billett</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You know im beginning to wonder If this site will ever be updated I want you to tell me where those plans are and ill change it personally<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. Im to good to update this Page</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it, young lady! Go to your room now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenton Visser</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't make me turn this spaceship around young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Renton</I></SMALL><P>
		Say, don't I know you from somewhere? maybe we went to highschool together...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kami</I></SMALL><P>
		Your Rebel alliance is keeping TFN humor from being updated.  Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Lairdman</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Curtis Shaltz</I></SMALL><P>
		Look Leia, I don't need any stinkin' DNA test.  I am NOT your father!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chark</I></SMALL><P>
		You know what i will do to your planet if you dont update the humor section on TFN<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakinos</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Shut yo' mouth!",  Leia: "--Just talkin' 'bout Shaft."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth NicFit</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia I am your father (I know this is not original)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Leo</I></SMALL><P>
		eat my bogie......or die<BR><SMALL>by <I>Simon Ball</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, go to your room right now!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kellen</I></SMALL><P>
		im a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout<BR><SMALL>by <I>sbethlehem</I></SMALL><P>
		I said 10:30, now I mean it!!!  And tell that Solo kid I said cut his hair!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>rhonderoo</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you give me that look, young lady!  If I see you with that 'Solo' idiot once more, consider yourself choked."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Frink</I></SMALL><P>
		"There's something on your nose ... no ... yeah, right there."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Frink</I></SMALL><P>
		Finger-pulling aside, it's a fine picture.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Frink</I></SMALL><P>
		Do you think you might be able to get me a date with your mom?<BR><SMALL>by <I>jMo_Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		"I want to make this clear - no jiggling!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>PJ Lyden, III</I></SMALL><P>
		studvader@aol.com<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rock On</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: okay , okay now pull my finger and I shall do something funny.    *finger got pulled*    Vader: You shall tell me where the rebel base is.  Funny Bunny.   Now wasn't that funny?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, I was wondering, how do you do your hair?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Josh Peterson</I></SMALL><P>
		"Shut your mouth, young lady."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew S.</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on...Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sean</I></SMALL><P>
		"You're wearing white after Labor Day. Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>SlimJim714@aol.com</I></SMALL><P>
		now rember,I want you home by 11:00,and leave the number of where you'll be,and call home very hour <BR><SMALL>by <I>obi-wan konoli</I></SMALL><P>
		hey,i think i know your father from somewhjere<BR><SMALL>by <I>herc612000</I></SMALL><P>
		hey,i think i know your father from somewhere<BR><SMALL>by <I>herc612000</I></SMALL><P>
		bad girl,no more pocket money for a month<BR><SMALL>by <I>herc612000</I></SMALL><P>
		Where is your brother?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Reginald Micu</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader thinks the funniest part is making the Commander Stand behind him when the "Exsaust Port" blows.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kashyup</I></SMALL><P>
		Admiral Ozzal should count himself lucky;  there are far more deadly ways to choke an officer than with the Force.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tolken</I></SMALL><P>
		He he ....pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Teufel</I></SMALL><P>
		And then the TFN humor page exploded with "Pull My finger" jokes. <BR><SMALL>by <I>A Neuter Turkey (he sent one in too...)</I></SMALL><P>
		hey, your pretty<BR><SMALL>by <I>lenny</I></SMALL><P>
		Honestly it's alot funnier to if you have a Helmet on.. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Yogo</I></SMALL><P>
		This gag was passed down from Yoda, to Dooku, to Qui-Gon, to Obi-Wan, to Vader.  For over a 1000 generations Jedi did laugh.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tomax</I></SMALL><P>
		It was the Imperial preoccupation with humor like this that resulted in fatal design flaw of the first Death Star.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Max Robo</I></SMALL><P>
		In this deleted scene, Lord Vader, with some help from the Princess, is about to demostrate his ability to shoot Dark Side Lightnen Bolts.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Droid Ewok</I></SMALL><P>
		"pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Falzone</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brady</I></SMALL><P>
		"I am your father!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nolan Keck</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Who's your daddy!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jay</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>CZ</I></SMALL><P>
		"Another 'pull my finger' joke and the TFN Staff will have you frozen in carbonite."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jango Dre</I></SMALL><P>
		I love what you've done with you hair!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sean Roemhild</I></SMALL><P>
		It is now that Princess Leia noticed that strange man behind Darth Vader with his hand in Vader's back.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>darth flattus</I></SMALL><P>
		"No, seriously! Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodaman</I></SMALL><P>
		leia.......I am your daddy<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodaman</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "It was you who farted!" Leia: "Whoever smelt it dealt it." Vader: "Whoever denied it supplied it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediLaura01</I></SMALL><P>
		DO NOT FUCK WITH ME, MISSY!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>wellsy</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and traitor!  Take her Away!  And for God's sake, cut off that stupid hairdo!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter</I></SMALL><P>
		You knew my fly was open during the conference, didn't you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve my name is.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gator Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dude! You're gettin' a Dell!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gator Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		"He says you did it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gator Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now, dangit, Leia!  If you don't admit you're my daughter, I'm gonna force-choke the next person I see!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gator Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont you talk back to your daddy like that or I'll really give you something to cry about!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Jeff</I></SMALL><P>
		"...and the next time I go by your detention block, young lady, I better not hear Emenim!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Harrison Cheverolet</I></SMALL><P>
		If I ever catch you kissing your brother again, why...I'll...ground you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Master Jeff</I></SMALL><P>
		You! You- What did you do to your hair?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sunny Sachdeva</I></SMALL><P>
		Tic - tac?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Figs</I></SMALL><P>
		well at least I did'nt kiss my brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roman</I></SMALL><P>
		(Wow dude this is so cool I'm standing right behind DARTH VADER, man! Wait till the guys hear this oh my God is he going to kill her that would be so cool..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Halcohol</I></SMALL><P>
		If you move, I'll poke you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>JANGO EEVEE</I></SMALL><P>
		" I thought I told you to stay in your room ! "<BR><SMALL>by <I>Justin</I></SMALL><P>
		Wha?...what do you mean where not going to a costume party......I rented this weird black suit and a limo ta boot..don't you see the driver behind me!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Paradox</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't sass me young lady! Or your going to be grounded to the Detention Centerfor life!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Christopher Boudreau</I></SMALL><P>
		The belly-button pierce was pushing it, but no daughter of mine is going out with that hairstyle!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rich Sturtridge</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>taianakin</I></SMALL><P>
		"Say, what's that on your shoulder?  Ha ha, made you look!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>taianakin</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sayleth</I></SMALL><P>
		"You got somethin in yer teeth!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nathan</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dont take that tone with me, young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ardvark</I></SMALL><P>
		"Next time you sneak the Corvette out for a spin I'll do far worse than kill all your friends. You'll be GROUNDED, young lady! I swear, if your mother was still alive...."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ryan H</I></SMALL><P>
		Do as I tell you. Go tell your brother to wash up, dinner is almost ready.<BR><SMALL>by <I>LinkJJDogger</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dont make me spank you!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon</I></SMALL><P>
		You wore my black chiffon cape last night, didn't you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dennis Murray</I></SMALL><P>
		You know there was once a time when the Humour section was updated everyweek.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Claire</I></SMALL><P>
		"I dont think you should do that, sir. She's a biter/<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ted</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't make me punish you like I did with your brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>J.A.T.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your not allowed to use Luke's new lightsaber. We don't need three in this family with robotic hands!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>J.A.T.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Hee hee. Look at all that flying debris! Goodbye, ickle Alderaan. See ya! Tee hee. Tee hee. All those rockies..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Darthymanthingy</I></SMALL><P>
		"Whee! Wheeeeeeeeee! All those little rockies... Look! A BIG ROCKY!!! OH, IT'S SO BIG!!! SO MUCH BIGGER THAN ALL THE OTHER ROCKIES!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Darthymanthingy</I></SMALL><P>
		"OH LOOK! IT'S COMING AT US!!! HELLO LITTLE, sorry, BIG ROCKY!!! RIGHT THIS WAY, PLEASE..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Darthymanthingy</I></SMALL><P>
		*BOOM!!!!!!!!!!!* *giggle* *snicker* "Hee hee. Big rocky hit us." "Darth Vader! We've been hit by debris from Alderaan! We're going down!" "What, big rocky? BAD ROCKY, BAD ROCKY!!!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Darthymanthingy</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader is laughing to himself (which you can't see because of the mask) at how many "pull my finger" submissions TF.N will get!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		whats that....... Ha ha got ya!!!!!! - Vader<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daniel Skywalker</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"I'll pick you and you and you for my soccer team...but not you.  Lose the hairbuns, little girl; they are sooo Seventies!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Fantome, the Menace</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it youg lady! Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>RedTwo</I></SMALL><P>
		Go ahead, pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Sushi</I></SMALL><P>
		It is time for you to see the true power of the dark side. Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Couvillon</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia : "That's an impressive booger you got there"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Digital Angel</I></SMALL><P>
		Only YOU can prevent rebellions<BR><SMALL>by <I>JamesMartigo</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who's your daddy!?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi_Jarvis</I></SMALL><P>
		I asked you for the last time! Now where is the bathroom?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mercy</I></SMALL><P>
		My place, 6 o'clock and look sexy! capche?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom</I></SMALL><P>
		The force is strong in me; quick pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Anders</I></SMALL><P>
		You! WHO'S YO DADDY? YOU WANNA KNOW WHO YO DADDY IS? IS ME!!! I'M YO DADDY! HOW COME I'M YO DADDY? BECAUSE I DID IT TO YO MOMMA! YO MOMMA!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lain</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm am your dad now go to you room, bun face<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evil Dave</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pompa</I></SMALL><P>
		Be a good girl and pull Daddy's finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mojo</I></SMALL><P>
		You and your brother are grounded.<BR><SMALL>by <I>sunshineperri</I></SMALL><P>
		you are grounded young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>derds</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't make me have to call your mother, you are grounded for a week!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't make me have to call your mother, you are grounded for a week!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm tired of updating theforce.net, you do it!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Me</I></SMALL><P>
		And be back in by ten.<BR><SMALL>by <I>rj stine</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop playing with yourself!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Real Genius Lover </I></SMALL><P>
		Lead a rebellion will you ? You're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>SteveO</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jagged Fel</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>a_jefford</I></SMALL><P>
		Now who's been a naughty girl?  Wait till I get you home young lady, we'll see what your Mother has to say about this!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi H</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL be in before eleven tonight, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geoff Morton</I></SMALL><P>
		No daughter of mine is going out dressed in her nightgown. Go get some decent clothes on!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Darth Binks</I></SMALL><P>
		Wassupwiththat?!?!?!?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Eric</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, I don't care if all the other girls are wearing danish in their hair.  If all the other girls jumped into Beggar's Canyon, would you do that too???<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grogh K Ugh</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia" Daddy why am I going to my room?? Vader "Because you did not update the Caption site in a week like you said you would thats why!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brion Rector</I></SMALL><P>
		No, YOU tell ME where the Rebels are hiding.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mark Rosenthal</I></SMALL><P>
		You gotta smell this<BR><SMALL>by <I>Leonard</I></SMALL><P>
		There's something on your chin.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joel</I></SMALL><P>
		There's something on your chin.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joel</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>I am your brother's father, making me </I></SMALL><P>
		Be Home before midnight, and no parking!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom Mosgrove</I></SMALL><P>
		"You are PART of the updating team for TFN Humor, and a SLOWPOKE! Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gidman</I></SMALL><P>
		....and you, its way past your bedtime.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cristie</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Excelsis</I></SMALL><P>
		"go on, pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeremy, UK</I></SMALL><P>
		...and young lady, if I EVER catch you sneaking out of the house again, I'll blow up your home planet...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kalahari Karl</I></SMALL><P>
		Youve been a naughty girl, now go to your room!! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Benjamin Morris</I></SMALL><P>
		Uh... you got somethin' on your nose there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Randy</I></SMALL><P>
		So it was YOU who stole my batteries....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeff Duncan</I></SMALL><P>
		Ur pussy will be MINE!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Allen</I></SMALL><P>
		I am Shemo and I am unstoppable<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shemo</I></SMALL><P>
		I want them alive, no disentigrations! Yes, Master. As you will. I live to serve... Uh, did I mention I once kissed by brother? Oh, well. Never mind.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jan Yodana</I></SMALL><P>
		Dantooine. They're on Dantooine. Just don't make me pull your finger. Please.<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Great Yodini</I></SMALL><P>
		"Princess Leia, you've been having problems with your TPS reports".<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Robinson</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't like you hanging out with these Rebels, they're a bad influence on you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jared</I></SMALL><P>
		after vader watched crocodile dundee, every month he tries to calm leia's PMT with mick dundee's hand trick<BR><SMALL>by <I>dave (ice_quake2k@hotmail.com)</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...awww, come on<BR><SMALL>by <I>Adam Byrnes</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you've got a pimple on your chin!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoder</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Solo III</I></SMALL><P>
		You will tell us where you are hiding next week's caption now!!! *soldier* "Sir, an escape pod was jettisoned before we boarded!" *vader* Go to the surface, the webmaster MUST have been on board.<BR><SMALL>by <I>ObeeDoo Kersoobee</I></SMALL><P>
		"And if I ever hear about you making out with your brother again, you'll be grounded for a week with no holonet!  Do you understand me young lady?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedirec</I></SMALL><P>
		Really...pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cheryle</I></SMALL><P>
		".... beacuse I'm your father!  That's why!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trident</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't want any whore i said you stupid bitch. I don't have enoughe credits idiot.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vegard Bergli from Norway</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't ever tell them I like that Spongebob freak!!!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve my name is</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now you'll see here, sir, that the Botox is keeping lines and wrinkles from forming..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		I know you were the one who farted!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia's home late from her date with the Corellian<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		"Princess you are going to die you do know this dont you"<BR><SMALL>by <I>toryan</I></SMALL><P>
		I TOLD YOU, NO TOUCHING MY BUTT!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Patrick</I></SMALL><P>
		No!!! I am not singing "Love me tender" again. <BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Didn't i see you on the cover of the victoria secret magazine last month?<BR><SMALL>by <I>mIke m</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a part of the rebel alliance and a traitor... now pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grogh K Ugh</I></SMALL><P>
		'C'mere... pull Daddy's finger and see what happens!'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gary</I></SMALL><P>
		YOU! your perfect for my movie, do you have any qualms about wearing a gold bikini<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthLesion</I></SMALL><P>
		No!!! I am not singing "Love me tender" again. <BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"You are a traitor and a member of the rebel alliance!...Now, pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedichitown</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader's interrogation: "Who styles your hair?!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>sithsiren</I></SMALL><P>
		You ARE the Weakest Link.....Goodbye!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ortizmo</I></SMALL><P>
		I clocked you doing 90, Miss....now if you don't break out with some ID, I'll be forced to slap the cuffs on!<BR><SMALL>by <I>4Q2</I></SMALL><P>
		If you call this Lieutenant "Mrs. Vader" once more, I'll put you BACK on Alderaan before I blow it up!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Blurg</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Capt Cheeez</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got some ketchup right there below the collar, sweetie.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Whoa boy</I></SMALL><P>
		Mmmph....Oil Can!  Oooooiiil Can!<BR><SMALL>by <I>By George!</I></SMALL><P>
		Call me "Nader" once more and I'll slap the Sith outta you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Robert A. Fett, Esq.</I></SMALL><P>
		COME ON! PULL IT! PULLLLL IIIIIT!<BR><SMALL>by <I>lunist</I></SMALL><P>
		Daughter pull my finger to learn the true meaning of the darkside of the force.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Tony</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, I've told you before, Stop washing my suits, they're dry clean only!<BR><SMALL>by <I>luthienel</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have i told you to brush your teeh?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dude_Master12</I></SMALL><P>
		You lithin here, mithee....<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gary S.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, you WILL wear a bra the next time you go to a planet with significant gravitational pull!   <BR><SMALL>by <I>Maul Me</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's my wittow wumpkin?<BR><SMALL>by <I>AB</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont sleep with my wife<BR><SMALL>by <I>theodore</I></SMALL><P>
		Rat Boy<BR><SMALL>by <I>WhY DON'T YOU UPDATE YOU INGRATES</I></SMALL><P>
		*Heavy Breathing* PLEASE don't pullmy finger, or it will REALY stink in my suit!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elijah</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		No, you may not go out with Han. Daddy knows best, honey.<BR><SMALL>by <I>killJarJar</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>FettFan</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger....Trust me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>FettFan</I></SMALL><P>
		Does this smell funny to you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ersh</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader: You'll be responsible for TFN Hum</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>cbass</I></SMALL><P>
		no caption - are you aware of the fact that this is the WORLD wide web, so one week has 7 EARTH-days? <BR><SMALL>by <I>impatient sith</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey... you look... familiar...<BR><SMALL>by <I>gmspider</I></SMALL><P>
		You took my sweater again, didn't you<BR><SMALL>by <I>Scott</I></SMALL><P>
		"Kiss your brother like that again, and your done for!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben Williams</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		I've told you before - it's way past your bedtime!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kenny</I></SMALL><P>
		Ya know, your mother was so much more hotter than you.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Anakin 83</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU'RE the man,", "No, YOU'RE the WO-man!" *Cheerful laughter"<BR><SMALL>by <I>IonFizzle</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>iamyoda</I></SMALL><P>
		Hands up! Give me all your droids<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve Rowley</I></SMALL><P>
		THAT'S THE LAST TIME YOU GO OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS WITHOUT PERMISSION!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		You have been found guilty of providing the Rebel Alliance with Danish Pastries by supplying them in your hair. Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Guff</I></SMALL><P>
		Marry me!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Now, princess, you will tell me the location of the rebel base. I am prepared to poke you.<BR><SMALL>by <I>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: Darn, I wish i had as many lines as they do!<BR><SMALL>by <I>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Officer: Hey, I can see myself in his helmet. What a handsom man I am!<BR><SMALL>by <I>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't you the one I caught kissing the wookie?<BR><SMALL>by <I>satie</I></SMALL><P>
		smell my finger. tell me this doesnt stink!<BR><SMALL>by <I>jordan mills</I></SMALL><P>
		you are getting very close to a smack young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>aaiiiiiiiiizzzzzzzzz</I></SMALL><P>
		"Upstairs, young lady.  Take that makeup off and get rid of that silly hair.  You're a skywalker, not a whore."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Narby</I></SMALL><P>
		"What have I told you about kissing your brother, young lady?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cor?n</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh! You were real!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Luk Sol</I></SMALL><P>
		Is the man behind me, staring my ass?<BR><SMALL>by <I>JAK SUUL</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediJawa</I></SMALL><P>
		"Tell me where the rebel base is, or I shall have to strip-search you!" "Ok, fine, I'll tell-" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Windus XP</I></SMALL><P>
		"Tell me where the plans are, or I shall have to strip-search you!" "Ok, fine, I'll tell-" "Alright, you give me no choice!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Windus XP</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and you don't update the humour page!!  Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Phil Sidious</I></SMALL><P>
		"For the love of the Force your mouthy! If I ever had a daughter like you, I would've had her frozen in a block of carbonite!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kevin Couture (saber_holder)</I></SMALL><P>
		Did you grap my ass?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Michael Cosgrove</I></SMALL><P>
		I just luuurve what you've done with your hair darling!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Juggy</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon, pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rogue One</I></SMALL><P>
		you need a breath mint<BR><SMALL>by <I>han</I></SMALL><P>
		"Be careful, sir. She's a biter" - Admiral<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon</I></SMALL><P>
		Sooooooo.....Trying to sneak in after curfew again young lady?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike Gunther</I></SMALL><P>
		Donn't you dare talk to me in that tone of voice, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Alex</I></SMALL><P>
		You're grounded little girl! Off to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>falkor</I></SMALL><P>
		Only You can prevent forest fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedihusker</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brian</I></SMALL><P>
		No, really, I'm serious! Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>cheepdogg</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Pnut</I></SMALL><P>
		I am sorry, but may I pick your nose?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Joey Peter</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan </I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bryan c.</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look!  Is that an invisible butterfly?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		"If I could just ditch Stoneface here, you and I could get down to business."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		"I got an owie on my finger-winger...can you kiss it and make it better?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		Choosing teams for an intergalactic pick-up game<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		"Stoneface":  Oh, I hope he picks me.  Leia can't even shoot the bal.  Pick me!  Pick me!  Drat.  Last again.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Philip from Trinity</I></SMALL><P>
		We shall have none of that, you're grounded.<BR><SMALL>by <I>xie</I></SMALL><P>
		And I'll be back later to see about them Rolexes...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Patrick</I></SMALL><P>
		I thought you were supposed to post the captions!<BR><SMALL>by <I>The Bob Meister</I></SMALL><P>
		"What do you mean there hasn't been an update! It's been a month!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Logray X</I></SMALL><P>
		"No supper for you young lady...you're grounded!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Javier Lorenz Jr.</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader - "Hey you look alot like....naa"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt Sullivan</I></SMALL><P>
		Truly evil, Vader would use mind tricks to get people to pull his finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zalrog</I></SMALL><P>
		"Why I outta!" - Vader<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Chris</I></SMALL><P>
		You know, you should really do something about that mole<BR><SMALL>by <I>christopher andrew culley</I></SMALL><P>
		No Lord Vader I'm not going to pull your finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		If you think Tarkin is foul smelling, pull my finger.... <BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		You can pick your nose and you can pick your friends...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		I just choked a dude, you'd better watch it lil missy!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		I just choked a dude, you'd better watch it lil missy!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		You tell me to do the CNN thing again ONE MORE TIME!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		Remember Princess, always use "polite pinkeys"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your daddy? WHO'S YOUR DADDY?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		Your Bun is falling... HAHA MADE YOU LOOK<BR><SMALL>by <I>Inka Dinka Doo</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lobot</I></SMALL><P>
		You will be in bed by ten thirty, and no later!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth dodo</I></SMALL><P>
		dont forget to drink your milk before sleeping<BR><SMALL>by <I>posetchai</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to your room and think about what you've done!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nick|ess</I></SMALL><P>
		Mooooooom, I got a booboo.  Kiss it better.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andy, dammit</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tuben</I></SMALL><P>
		That's it, little lady! You're grounded (breath breath)!<BR><SMALL>by <I>What a strange picture!</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you my daughter or my wife?<BR><SMALL>by <I>What a strange picture!</I></SMALL><P>
		"Tell me where the hidden rebel base is ... or I'll lock you in your room on probation<BR><SMALL>by <I>darkjediknight5</I></SMALL><P>
		"Daddy why can't i stay the night on Hoth, you promised"<BR><SMALL>by <I>darkjediknight5</I></SMALL><P>
		you will pull my finger, or i will destroy your homplanet! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		My Dad says it's rude to point<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Senior</I></SMALL><P>
		lUKE<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matthew</I></SMALL><P>
		Hold on, you have a little something on your cheek there.  Let me get that for you . . .<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bobby Jenkins</I></SMALL><P>
		you have something between your teeth's<BR><SMALL>by <I>Nicklas</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		now don't be afraid my finger tastes good<BR><SMALL>by <I>BoblovesYA</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't like you<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Knight</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my fing- - -  (TFN?s server goes down thanks to the MILLIONS of "Pull my finger"gags.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: WAAAZZUUP!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		The 212th pull my finger entry<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Arggghhh</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: LOOK BEHIND YOU! ITS ELTON JOHN!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: BANG! You?re DEAD princess!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Say, is that hair REAL?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Oh my god! Its Leia from "Star Wars"!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Tag, Your it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Malvat Gumbert  AKA allen</I></SMALL><P>
		Is the toilet that way?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Me</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia I told you to be home by 10. You are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sam</I></SMALL><P>
		"Look at yourself, young lady! Cavorting around the galaxy, fighting an established government,stealing and hiding death star plans ... you are SO grounded!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediJoe</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Are you the one that runs TF.n?  Leia: Yes.  Vader: You are under arrest for not updating this page!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>LOTR fan</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you the person that is not updating the captioning page?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Guy</I></SMALL><P>
		You will NOT be going out on another date with that Solo boy, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bespin Gasman</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you the last time, park this thing in a no parking zone, and I'd have it towed away.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wraa</I></SMALL><P>
		"Dont tell me, its..its..Princess something..dont tell me..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob Archer</I></SMALL><P>
		i know you said you loved me, but it was only for the money.<BR><SMALL>by <I>SoulFlayer</I></SMALL><P>
		Found you!!! Now you count and I'll hide<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rob Archer</I></SMALL><P>
		The Emperor will not tolerate "pull my finger" jokes as well as I am...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Evan Talbott (ratmankey)</I></SMALL><P>
		Now what did I tell you about getting in daddy's way at work?  Young lady, you are grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Anakin Solo</I></SMALL><P>
		(Darth) You have ketchup on your shirt. Made you look!<BR><SMALL>by <I>reemiscnor</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>reemiscnor</I></SMALL><P>
		Force poke<BR><SMALL>by <I>reemiscnor</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:No,I don't update the TFN Captions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Antilles2001</I></SMALL><P>
		I warned you not to stay out past ten o-clock. I see I have a Rebel duaghter!<BR><SMALL>by <I>reemiscnor</I></SMALL><P>
		(guy behind Vader) I don't see any resemblance<BR><SMALL>by <I>reemiscnor</I></SMALL><P>
		See, that's her!  She's the one that looks like Debbie Reynolds!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Bill</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader uses the force to poke Leia's eye out.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Ted</I></SMALL><P>
		Just wait til dad gets home, boy are you gonna get it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shayne Wells</I></SMALL><P>
		PLEASE UPDATE THIS GUYS!<BR><SMALL>by <I>PLEASE UPDATE</I></SMALL><P>
		Now tell me! WHERE DID YOU HIDE MY LEFT OVER HALLOWEEN CANDY!?!?!?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sonicnate</I></SMALL><P>
		"Do not under estimate the power of a hair stylist"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Uncle Darth</I></SMALL><P>
		"How dare you defy me, I'm your father"  "Your so unfair dad.   I love him." "I told you to stop seeing Han.  No daughter of mine will be dating a half witted ,scruffy looking nerf herder." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Mike</I></SMALL><P>
		"You have updated for the last time..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Big McLargeHuge</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell us what you've done with the guy who's supposed to update the captioning!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>EliPie</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger"<BR><SMALL>by <I>jedibruce</I></SMALL><P>
		imperial officer : Hey Leia check it out !  I just got a Darth Vader puppet.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Jeremy</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't have Ta-Ta's like your momma"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Uncle</I></SMALL><P>
		you'd better be glad i'm wearing gloves for this operation!<BR><SMALL>by <I>isaac ohman</I></SMALL><P>
		Next time knock before you come in my room!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vernin</I></SMALL><P>
		"go get your damn brother. Tell him dinner is ready<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brandon</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL update the Star Wars Picture Caption!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		Force Adept<BR><SMALL>by <I>You *WILL* pull my finger...</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:"You must pay the rent!" Leia:"But I can't pay the rent!" Vader: "Youi must pay the rent!" Leia:"But I can't pay the rent!" Vader: "Okay, I'll pay the rent." Leia:"My hero!" Vader:"Drat!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trilogy_Freak89</I></SMALL><P>
		DO NOT pull my finger!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>rebel scum</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my - oh, never mind!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mr. XYZ</I></SMALL><P>
		Only YOU can prevent engine fires<BR><SMALL>by <I>protocol13</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now we've got you moose and squirrel! muhahaha""<BR><SMALL>by <I>jenarwen</I></SMALL><P>
		"I told you that your curfew was 11!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jamie</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you to update TFN humor.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben S. Gaulk</I></SMALL><P>
		That joke got lame a long time ago. You know what joke I'm talking about.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben S. Gaulk</I></SMALL><P>
		Hi Mom! Look, I'm on TFN!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben S. Gaulk</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>phil</I></SMALL><P>
		...down the hallway, make a left, it's the third door on the right. It's marked "Ladies".<BR><SMALL>by <I>phil</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader- "Watch who you accuse, highness, after all, she who smelt it..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>mastervader</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth Vader: Since you won't tellme where the rebels are...I'll have to...ground you!  Leia: Noooooooooo!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brad</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you. You will be back from the Alderann High Prom by 11:30 or that louse Solo meets my lightsaber<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tom Kness</I></SMALL><P>
		Damn<BR><SMALL>by <I>I Appoin you to change the caption page!</I></SMALL><P>
		BLACK WILL BE THE POPULAR COLOR THIS FALL YOULL SEEE<BR><SMALL>by <I>ERICASGR8@AOL.COM</I></SMALL><P>
		For the last time, no daughter of mine is gonna work at Cinnibun!  Now you march straight to youroom, young lady, and change out of that rediculous outfit!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Schetch</I></SMALL><P>
		and lo, the server crashed with 'pull my finger' jokes<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi wanna-be</I></SMALL><P>
		really, pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>khairul azwan saadon</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: I find your lack of humor disturbing!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You WILL pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		"Come on, Leia!  Just pull it, once, please?!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Migbacca</I></SMALL><P>
		Why you so damn ugly?<BR><SMALL>by <I>kyle</I></SMALL><P>
		Stop being a spoilt little brat and go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JIMO</I></SMALL><P>
		Go on, Pull my finger!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>lee</I></SMALL><P>
		Do I know you?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Prub</I></SMALL><P>
		What is this, admiral?<BR><SMALL>by <I>BLASTer</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something on your face, lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Prub</I></SMALL><P>
		You talking to me?<BR><SMALL>by <I>BLASTer</I></SMALL><P>
		"Are you an angel?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mango Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: "I'd just as soon kiss an Imperial officer."  Vader: "I can arrange that!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mando Calrissian</I></SMALL><P>
		Imperial Captain Nada giggles silently to himself as Lord Vader mistakenly chastises Leia for pinching his butt.<BR><SMALL>by <I>4-LOM</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer: "Leia, PLEASE don't.  I'm standing right behind him."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Gratuitous Fart-Joke</I></SMALL><P>
		"Alright, your father and I are going to JC Penny's, but i want you to meet us back in the food court in half an hour, young lady."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Boss Nasty</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader:Look. I don't care where you go but you can't stay here!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Elmo</I></SMALL><P>
		steal<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Leah: No for the last time dad I'm not gonna pull you're finger!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jar-Jar stinks</I></SMALL><P>
		"Wait! I know you! You're on all those wanted posters! Can I have you autograph?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jelp</I></SMALL><P>
		They Found Antother "PULL MY FINGER!" Joke.<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthSpeilburg</I></SMALL><P>
		I TOLD you to lose the Danish breakfast rolls!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Queen-of-Imladris</I></SMALL><P>
		you go tell the TFN humor guys to update the caption<BR><SMALL>by <I>vader</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey, you are Carry Fisher? May I have your autograph?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark_Puppet</I></SMALL><P>
		"Money doesn't grow on trees young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ben_Walkernz</I></SMALL><P>
		don't tell such horrible lies young lady. i was just at theforce.net and they HAVE NOT updated the humor section.<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodiss</I></SMALL><P>
		there's something on your chin... WHOOP!! hahaha! I can't believe you fell for it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>yodiss</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey baby, what's shakin?<BR><SMALL>by <I>kriz</I></SMALL><P>
		Bitch Better Have My Money!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Matt</I></SMALL><P>
		"Do you know that you have a HUGE zit on your face?<BR><SMALL>by <I>elf_of_doriath</I></SMALL><P>
		joe shmoe<BR><SMALL>by <I>So, it was YOU who stole my twinky</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You are a bad little girl. My room now. Leia: Awwwww but but but<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ace Ventura</I></SMALL><P>
		this is cnn<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-mike-kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		You are watching CNN<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi-mike-kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		No, dear, a princess like you and a guy like him would NEVER...<BR><SMALL>by <I>luke_whinewalker</I></SMALL><P>
		Go UT!! Hook 'em Horns!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke the gook</I></SMALL><P>
		You have somthing on your chin. . .right . . . there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Heero</I></SMALL><P>
		Have you seen my Breather? My asthma is acting up.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kit Walker</I></SMALL><P>
		ive told you for the last time, LEAVE THE TOILET SEAT UP!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth sephroth</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger, I dare you...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		I will pick your nose, you know it to be true.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Obi one</I></SMALL><P>
		come on, let me pick your nose<BR><SMALL>by <I>anton anvil</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me where you hid those plans or ... hey - You've got something green in your teeth!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ammusionist</I></SMALL><P>
		"I'm not going to ask this again...who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?" "Who, me?" "Yeah, you!" "Couldn't be!" "Then who?...perhaps your Rebel friends?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Freestyle Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your mother tells me you got a "F" on your lightsaber dueling test again. You have failed for the last time Leia!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trev_Lightstar</I></SMALL><P>
		Qui-Gonn Jim<BR><SMALL>by <I>Vader: C'mon pull my finger.</I></SMALL><P>
		Not a minute past 10 our your grounded<BR><SMALL>by <I>Doright</I></SMALL><P>
		You think that's funny? It<BR><SMALL>by <I>Doright</I></SMALL><P>
		You think that's funny? It<BR><SMALL>by <I>Doright</I></SMALL><P>
		You think that's funny? It's not like your the guy who writes the funny shit(stuff) on theforce.net ;) <BR><SMALL>by <I>Doright</I></SMALL><P>
		YOUR NOT WEARING A BRA!!!!!! your Grounded little miss <BR><SMALL>by <I>Cameron Truesdell & Conni Dempsey</I></SMALL><P>
		Where is the humor update you intercepted?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthmalt16</I></SMALL><P>
		You took my Viagra!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		You took my Viagra!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have me and your mother told you about starting rebellions? This time you're Grounded<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andy G-Man</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you Carrie Fisher? The ACTUAL Leia?!? An autograph please!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jimmy</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor, you're grounded!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rocket</I></SMALL><P>
		I want that big mac, and i want it NOW!<BR><SMALL>by <I>josh</I></SMALL><P>
		OWK, THATS IT YOUNG LADY, NO WESTLIFE CONCERT FOR YOU<BR><SMALL>by <I>Roland "Darlon" Biesterveld</I></SMALL><P>
		Will you update the caption?  I miss it!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediTim</I></SMALL><P>
		"Would somebody please update the caption page?  My pointing finger is getting reeeally tired!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sardaukar</I></SMALL><P>
		"Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?  LEIA stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sardaukar</I></SMALL><P>
		I did not have sexual relationships with that green thing, Yoda...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Astrantia</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: So dad, how was mom like?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve my name is</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Kaiser</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got a blue milk mustache.<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Kaiser</I></SMALL><P>
		Zip it... Papa don't wana any shhish, shish it good!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Jedi Wiley</I></SMALL><P>
		Oh baby you, you got what I need... but you say your not a spy, but your say your not a spy  (from the old Bizmarke song)<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Kaiser</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell me where your Rebel friends are before I make you go out on a date with the nimrod behind me.<BR><SMALL>by <I>David Kaiser</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "Leia! You WILL clean your room!" Leia: "But Dad!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Trilogu_Frak89</I></SMALL><P>
		Your will be the  next contestant on Truth or Dare! Just Dare me to blow something up! Comeon Dare ME!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Jedi Wiley</I></SMALL><P>
		I think during our father daughter talk we forgot to discuss why Incest is bad, and yes kissing your brother is incest<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Jedi Wiley</I></SMALL><P>
		Your grounded young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>danny anhalt</I></SMALL><P>
		You will clean your room, or no allowance!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Elinon Bybeth</I></SMALL><P>
		No I do not know why all Imperial Officers are British.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaceman</I></SMALL><P>
		Aren't you up way past bedtime? Wait till your mother gets home...<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth_silly</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm telling you for the last time Princess, stop making fun of my Asma!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>VTimportman</I></SMALL><P>
		"S'aright?  S'aright!"  Hehehe...Senor Wences has nothing on me!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bagel</I></SMALL><P>
		"Say 'What' again! Go ahead, say 'What' again! I dare ya! I double-dare ya!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Miserlou</I></SMALL><P>
		Judge Vader: "This man says you were married. Do you dispute that?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Shadowcat</I></SMALL><P>
		You will update the humor section or you can kiss alderan good bye!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyber</I></SMALL><P>
		You've got something on your shirt... (boink!) Ha! Works every time!<BR><SMALL>by <I>You've</I></SMALL><P>
		You are a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. TAKE HER AWAY!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Syphilus, Sith Master</I></SMALL><P>
		"You gonna eat that?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Kenney</I></SMALL><P>
		"AAAHHH!!!! A PIMPLE!!!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Kenney</I></SMALL><P>
		"HE! Pull my finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Kenney</I></SMALL><P>
		"You got something stuck in your teeth..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Paul Kenney</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will update Captioning and the Top Ten List NOW, BIATCH!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Jake: Destroyer of Twinkees</I></SMALL><P>
		That's really not a hickey, its the hidden plans.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Baradakine</I></SMALL><P>
		purpleusagichan<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth "The empire wants you to join"</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull this finger. (you knew that was coming, did'nt you?)<BR><SMALL>by <I>Baradakine</I></SMALL><P>
		You have ring around the collar.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Baradakine</I></SMALL><P>
		Daughter!! You will take him to the prom and like it.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Baradakine</I></SMALL><P>
		...and for stealing the plans and lying another 15 days of grounding.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Baradakine</I></SMALL><P>
		At that moment Vader forgot his train of thought and just stood there.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Baradakine</I></SMALL><P>
		You are the one holding up the updating of captions, aren't you!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthflattus</I></SMALL><P>
		"Heheh...You have cinnabuns on the side of your head."<BR><SMALL>by <I>J Bailey</I></SMALL><P>
		You have a bee in your chin!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Fernando</I></SMALL><P>
		GO SUCK YOUR BROTHERS DICK<BR><SMALL>by <I>MIGUEL FUENTES</I></SMALL><P>
		GO SUCK YOUR BROTHERS DICK<BR><SMALL>by <I>MIGUEL FUENTES</I></SMALL><P>
		c'mon pull my finger....or else<BR><SMALL>by <I>Stubbs</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, go to your room and don't come out until you're willing to tell me the location of the death star plans!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>lord bacon</I></SMALL><P>
		You will pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Thomas Turner</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times have I told you, don't call your brother's friend's wookie a Walking Carpet, you made it cry.<BR><SMALL>by <I>D@arth D@d</I></SMALL><P>
		your grounded, now go to your cell<BR><SMALL>by <I>tony dagobahstino</I></SMALL><P>
		Update the captioning section <BR><SMALL>by <I>EVERYONE!!!gg</I></SMALL><P>
		Let's see, how does that web work? GO WEB! uh...oh yeah, that's right!<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarhBrandybuck</I></SMALL><P>
		give me those plans or I will have my imperial officer pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>James Judd</I></SMALL><P>
		you stole the cookie from the cookie jar <BR><SMALL>by <I>schmaig</I></SMALL><P>
		I hate your two buns on your hair. Get em off<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ho Pin Yan</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader, Old Sith Mind Trick-"You will update TF.N humor!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>JediKaputski77</I></SMALL><P>
		"Yeah, well yo momma is so ugly..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Daniel Burns</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm Sorry Princess, Its A Joke He Learned On Earth...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Will-Mun</I></SMALL><P>
		tarkin tries to see if the force really works by attempting to burn holes in the back of vader's helmet<BR><SMALL>by <I>the chosen one</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL lay me, i just have to take off my armor!<BR><SMALL>by <I>joshb</I></SMALL><P>
		listen dear, i do not care what you say, if you live in my house, you live by my rules<BR><SMALL>by <I>chris</I></SMALL><P>
		Look, commander! It's princess Leia! In person! Get me my autograph pad!<BR><SMALL>by <I>zarm r'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't recognize you... so anyway, where is the ambassador?<BR><SMALL>by <I>zarm r'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Nice try lady, but I know all about these "Royal Decoys." Where's the REAL princess Leia?<BR><SMALL>by <I>zarm r'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Who's your Daddy!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>JonBoy</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't give me that "TFN-hasn't-updated-their-Death-Star-Technical-Readouts-section-yet!!" <BR><SMALL>by <I>Rabbit Kekai</I></SMALL><P>
		"look here little lady, you are not the boss of me!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>RAISTLIN</I></SMALL><P>
		Another Imperial Officer dismayed by Lord Vader's attempts to get the prisoner  to "pull his finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>RAISTLIN</I></SMALL><P>
		"Young lady, you will not worry your Mother and I again by running away.  I'm taking away your cruiser for one week."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Italico</I></SMALL><P>
		"You will tell me when TFN Humor is updating." "Never"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jaina12</I></SMALL><P>
		test<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zroth</I></SMALL><P>
		Were you in my room again? I tell you, all the girls in the photos were old enough!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Grapefruit</I></SMALL><P>
		No, I didn't ask for this color scheme in my personal chambers, have it changed. And that ornamental statue of an officer scares me at night-time...<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthsylly</I></SMALL><P>
		You are foolish to believe that TFN would be able to update this caption within a week!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Geek Rock USA</I></SMALL><P>
		"Can you get my Imperial Helmet polish?  It's over there."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your part of the Reble Alliance and a spy and my daughter!....<Woops>...... You remember that your father is Bail Organa." <PHEW><BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your part of the Reble Alliance and a spy and my daughter!....Woops...Ah...Forget that 'daughter' thing."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		"Brother...So..you have a twin brother.. ?!?  Wait a minute, I already knew that!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		"You'll be back by 11:00 or you'll be in detention for a week young lady!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull your own finger!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		TFN crashed today due to all the "Pull my Finger" caption submissions.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		"Your a feisty little one, but you'll soon learn some respect."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Han Dual</I></SMALL><P>
		Okay, it IS kinda getting old waiting...<BR><SMALL>by <I>blah</I></SMALL><P>
		Yooooou Diirty Rat....you killed my brother !!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>RoMeRz</I></SMALL><P>
		"So, princess, tell me where you have hidden the man who updates the TFN humor page!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>RAISTLIN</I></SMALL><P>
		Yes Carrie...one day you will be reduced to a Nun in a Kevin Smith Sequel....<BR><SMALL>by <I>DarthSoprano</I></SMALL><P>
		tg2ferret4488<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hah! Your It!</I></SMALL><P>
		tg2ferret4488<BR><SMALL>by <I>Hah! Your It!</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I>No....No othe book CAN Match it.....</I></SMALL><P>
		Go to bed young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frank van der Graaf</I></SMALL><P>
		If you don't update the humor page, I'll demonstrate the destructive power of this battle station on your home planet of Alderaan!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		Darth: "Hey whats that"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Amanda</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tyson Hicks</I></SMALL><P>
		There's something on your face.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Amanda</I></SMALL><P>
		It was you that took my candy wasn't it. Don't lie<BR><SMALL>by <I>Purpleusagichan</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia hates it when people do that little 'how you doing?' gun thing with their fingers.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		See that little red dot on the wall in the back ground?  Look at it. . .  Look at it. . .  Doesn't it look like it;'s blinking?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		"I've had about enough of your 'there once was a Sith from Nantucket' jokes."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		The once was a boy from Tatooine / who maried the Naboo's queen / He lost his inhaler / Renamed himselve 'Vader' / And that;s why he's always so mean.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		"Nice la-dy!" - The real reason James Earl Jones was hired to play the voice of Darth Vader.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		"Whatchu talkin' bout Leia?"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dustin Asche</I></SMALL><P>
		How many pull my finger joke will I get out of this one? <BR><SMALL>by <I>Obig-Wan</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Greg Larson</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go to your room and don't come out untill you are ready to tell me where the plans are."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Greg Larson</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia "Get that booger away from me!" Vader:"I picked it, but with this darn mask I can't eat it" Leia:"That is so gross"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Greg Larson</I></SMALL><P>
		If you update the humor page perhaps I will increase your allowance.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Lea-Na Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Leah: But you said that you would update TheForceNet humor page once a week. Vader: I am altering the deal, pray that I don't alter it any further.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ray Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		If you dare remove my picture from your website Princess, we'll blow up Alderaan!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Voodoolady</I></SMALL><P>
		Thats the last time you start a Rebellion against the evil empire! Go to your room!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marten Dollinger</I></SMALL><P>
		well then why you grab my ass?<BR><SMALL>by <I>don't you slap me girl!</I></SMALL><P>
		your still here?!?!?!<BR><SMALL>by <I>darth flattus</I></SMALL><P>
		Do I _have_ to stand here while she pulls your finger, my lord?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dave Norman</I></SMALL><P>
		How many times do I have to tell you stay away from that Solo boy!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Padme' Kenobi</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "If I've told you once I've told you a thousand times NO MORE BREATHING JOKES !!!" Leia "Here's your puffer DAD !"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Steve Young</I></SMALL><P>
		you have something green on your teeth<BR><SMALL>by <I>haden</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tone Bone</I></SMALL><P>
		I'm telling you, the server story was a sham to take attention off of the slow updates.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rishar</I></SMALL><P>
		And Lord Vader kills another incompetent officer, who was most unfortunate to stand behind him during his hilarious games of "pull my cybernetic digit."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Psygote</I></SMALL><P>
		As long as you live under my tyrannical regime, you'll follow my rules young lady. <BR><SMALL>by <I>Psygote</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"No daughter of mine is going out of the house dressed like that!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Terry Fanning</I></SMALL><P>
		The Emperor expects an update to the captioning, and remember he is not as forgiving as I am<BR><SMALL>by <I>Happo Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		Err...umm...You have a bit of a...There on your nose...a...um...booger...err...yeah.... you got it..<BR><SMALL>by <I>Zinash</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader : "Look, he's standing on my hand right there, right there look, isn't he?" Leia: "Yes Dad, whatever..." Vader: He is isn't he?" NCO: "Sir, Yes, Sir" Vader: "Seeeeeeeeeee..." Leia:"Huh"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Croid</I></SMALL><P>
		I don't care if you are a Princess, you broke curfew and you are grounded young lady<BR><SMALL>by <I>DashRendar</I></SMALL><P>
		"You /will/ tell me the location of the one responsible for the updates on the TF.N Humor section."<BR><SMALL>by <I>UPDATE!!!  UPDATE!!!</I></SMALL><P>
		Sir, Must I remind you? You DON'T have a laser fing-ack accckkk!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Will-Mun</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia: Wow Vader, and i thought that Yoda had bad humor...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia *You keep pointing that finger in my face, you're gonna pull back a nub!* Officer *Don't back down sir, at least you look scarier than her.*<BR><SMALL>by <I>i am jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		No pocket money for a month, young lady  <BR><SMALL>by <I>Harry fisher</I></SMALL><P>
		No pocket money for a mounth, young lady!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Harry Fisher</I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		"sit girl, sit!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mega Apacalypse</I></SMALL><P>
		very well, your highness. But try updating your preciouss rebel humor section from the prison of the Death Star!<BR><SMALL>by <I>zarm r'keeg</I></SMALL><P>
		Hey aren't you one of Barker's Beuty's???<BR><SMALL>by <I>MikeTheJediKid</I></SMALL><P>
		Guy in the back: I wonder if i stick my tongue out at Vader, will he know?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Jorall</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Tell me where you put the Death Star plans or I'll give you the Touch of Death.<BR><SMALL>by <I>EvilTree</I></SMALL><P>
		youve been very bad. now go to your room and think about what you have done<BR><SMALL>by <I>chris</I></SMALL><P>
		You are part of the rebel alliance, a traitor, a cross-dresser, and responsible for the delays in TFN humor... take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Marko</I></SMALL><P>
		Only you can prevent planet fires!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Grendel</I></SMALL><P>
		This is so pathetic, and you dare to call yourself a Star Wars fan.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		For stealing the death star plans young miss, you will get a spanking. Take her away!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Sara</I></SMALL><P>
		OK, Leia, you know the rules:  Be back before midnight, and don't turn him over to the Rebellion like you did to your LAST date!<BR><SMALL>by <I>X-Wing Pilot 5</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cyber Seduction</I></SMALL><P>
		I Am Your Brother!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ray Cross</I></SMALL><P>
		Organa Never told you what happened to your real father.. Did he Liaia I am your father.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Brad Becker</I></SMALL><P>
		Dont you tell me we dont make a good couple!<BR><SMALL>by <I>TINTIN</I></SMALL><P>
		C'mon - Pull My Finger!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Greg Gorman</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader thought bubble *gee I i hope everyone notices the eloquent fashion in which im crooking my pinky finger, Lucas pffft he wanted me to "look mean" puleaze, oscar time* <BR><SMALL>by <I>gaitherman</I></SMALL><P>
		You must not tell anyone that I still wet the bed. Pleeeeeaase!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Princess Huny Buns</I></SMALL><P>
		'We have ways of making you update this caption..'<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mellack</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "YOU! You... stole my slinkie. Tell us where it is...tell us now!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Your carrer will suffer after the third movie...<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "You are part of the TFN Humor page and do not update! Take her away!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Hmm...do you have any more of those cinnibuns?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader thinking to himself: "Hmm, she looks a lot like the ol ball an' chain. Can she be my...Nah cant be..." <BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Lord</I></SMALL><P>
		I told you, THE TANTIVE IV Is OFF LIMITS!!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Mace_Windo</I></SMALL><P>
		how many bobby pins are in there??<BR><SMALL>by <I>Tahiri</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: You will blow my saber Lea:Look.. I would but your my dad an all , an besides your more machine than man.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Rykolas</I></SMALL><P>
		"You don't know the power of TF.N humor. I MUST obey and update it." -Chris Hanel in disguise<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dude</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, it is WAY past your bedtime!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bobill</I></SMALL><P>
		Im not letting my daughter walk around in a white gown with no bra, I dont want to see anyones light sabers popping up<BR><SMALL>by <I>am</I></SMALL><P>
		OK, this time I swear is the last time the Captions and Top 10 will fall behind!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Obi-Noxious</I></SMALL><P>
		"YOU!!! Art thou the one who updateth the TFN network? DRAW!!! My sword, it shall bite a mule-size hole in thou's arse!!!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Pissydude</I></SMALL><P>
		"Sir, she said i have a pointy nose."    "Dont you ever tell him that. He's very sensative about it."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Blight</I></SMALL><P>
		If this is a diplomatic mission then where are the picture caption updates?<BR><SMALL>by <I>FatManCharlie</I></SMALL><P>
		Now missy what did i tell you about jerking your chores?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Cesar</I></SMALL><P>
		"If TFN does not update soon, I will blow up your home planet of Alderaan!" Needlessly to say, Alderaan was blown up.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jelp</I></SMALL><P>
		go on pull my Finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Peter Oxley</I></SMALL><P>
		"Knock next time, knock first. What did you see?!" "Nothing. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again."  <BR><SMALL>by <I>SirNi</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:  You know what my fathers favorite game was?  Come over here and pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jason R AKA Game</I></SMALL><P>
		Officer Thinking "oh my god! Man! eew. thats is one dark side-gas problem!! He doesn't even know! should i say somthing? nah. . .i wonder if that chick can smell it. . . oh she can! look at her face!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Wedge 4 Prez</I></SMALL><P>
		You know, that look is sooooooo retro<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dark Otaku</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: No you can't talk with grandpa!  Commander Guy: But son, all I want to do is tell her the secrets of the Imperial plans!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Granpa Egg-Rotten Sarlacc</I></SMALL><P>
		I want them alive No disintegrations<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: Young lady you were supposed to be back at 10.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Mr. Peanut</I></SMALL><P>
		pull my finge3r<BR><SMALL>by <I>tog</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Are you in charge of updating the TFN humour section?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Fruitcake</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: "I hope for your sake Princess, that TFN update the captions soon."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Phil</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger...<BR><SMALL>by <I>p</I></SMALL><P>
		Mirdy03<BR><SMALL>by <I>Now go to your room!</I></SMALL><P>
		Just for that, I am taking all your Backstreet Boys CDs<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Ikari</I></SMALL><P>
		"Ooh, he always choses Leia over me for kickball!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		"Shoot. Damn fingersaber's broken again."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Luke Warmwater</I></SMALL><P>
		Moley, moley, moley! Don't say mole! Don't look at the mole!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Andrew Sweatman</I></SMALL><P>
		Don't talk back to me, young lady.<BR><SMALL>by <I>R0-4</I></SMALL><P>
		"Are you laughing at my breathing habits? ARE YOU??? Oh, I'll make you pay for tha - hohh...hahh...hohh...hahh..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Angry</I></SMALL><P>
		"ah ha i have found the perfect christmas tree for the death star"   "sir thats the princess" "riiiiiight... gota get this mask fixed"<BR><SMALL>by <I>cajun</I></SMALL><P>
		Come on, just pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>Kyle and Tim</I></SMALL><P>
		With the Dark Side, you can do anything.  Lately I've been a practicing proctologist.  Here, smell my finger... or die!<BR><SMALL>by <I>sean steinhardt</I></SMALL><P>
		Hands up!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Emo</I></SMALL><P>
		Where is the.....umm....what was I asking?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Bob Dole</I></SMALL><P>
		i know that it was you who farted. the beans were sent here from the rebel alliance!<BR><SMALL>by <I>paul briske</I></SMALL><P>
		Stealing secret plans will not be tolerated in this Empire.  This would never happen if you were MY daughter!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Winslowarizona</I></SMALL><P>
		What day? Anniversary? Oh crap!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Ian (the force)  Powell</I></SMALL><P>
		Leia:make them uptade the captioning Darth: I will not take orders from you!<BR><SMALL>by <I>hannah solo</I></SMALL><P>
		David Prouse: "mffl prrrt mfffll rbbl allffll mffl trrttrr mffl"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger..."<BR><SMALL>by <I>hannah solo</I></SMALL><P>
		David Prouse: I can't see a thing in this helmet!  Carrie, I'm just going..too..stick my finger out here...how far away are you..?  I need a reference point people!  Is this a bad time to have to pee?<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yoda's_Stuntdouble</I></SMALL><P>
		You are not a true fan you pathetic waste of carbon based matter.<BR><SMALL>by <I>darthhoss</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull My Finger<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger<BR><SMALL>by <I>odj_310388</I></SMALL><P>
		Pull my finger and watch Alderaan explode.<BR><SMALL>by <I>willy wanker</I></SMALL><P>
		Shut-up! No, YOU're the jerk!<BR><SMALL>by <I>willy wanker</I></SMALL><P>
		Princess at the Imperial wax museum.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Java the Hut</I></SMALL><P>
		You will not refer to me as "Dad" in front of my troops<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedi Master Myxll</I></SMALL><P>
		Now honey be sure to remember proper ettiquette when dining with the other senators.  This is the proper way to hold your tea cup.  Notice how my pinky is extended?  Now James here will see you off.  <BR><SMALL>by <I>queen alladollar</I></SMALL><P>
		you should wear tighter bras<BR><SMALL>by <I>kyle</I></SMALL><P>
		"Go and clean your room!" "But, dad, I don't want to!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Jedigrandmaster</I></SMALL><P>
		"Pull my finger" WOW Vader, and i thought YODA had a bad sense of humor!<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		Commander: Psst, Vader... i dont think that "Pull my finger-jokes" will make her reval the rebel-base.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Starmazter</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL update the site or we WILL destroy Alderaan<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frat Boy</I></SMALL><P>
		Next time on E! True Hollywood Story: Vader's struggle with the Rebelous twins<BR><SMALL>by <I>Frat Boy</I></SMALL><P>
		She's a witch!!! <BR><SMALL>by <I>Frat Boy</I></SMALL><P>
		i want your honest option. do i look fat in this?<BR><SMALL>by <I>andrew heath</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now tell me where your brother is"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dath Vader</I></SMALL><P>
		"Never pull a stranger's finger", indeed.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Yodiss</I></SMALL><P>
		"Now, Princess, you WILL pull my finger."<BR><SMALL>by <I>Qizara Fett</I></SMALL><P>
		changeitchangeitchangeitchangeit...for the love of all that's foreful, chnage the damn caption!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I></I></SMALL><P>
		Im not falling for that one about someone being behind me<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aaron</I></SMALL><P>
		"Don't you look at me like that, young lady! You're back home by 10:00. . . No Exceptions!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Dr. Yoda</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: The bathroom is along that hallway to your left. Third door on the right<BR><SMALL>by <I>MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO</I></SMALL><P>
		"Did you fart? Come on, own up. I can use the force you know!"<BR><SMALL>by <I>Darth Bob</I></SMALL><P>
		Vader: No disintigrations. Leia: As you wish.<BR><SMALL>by <I>deusextu</I></SMALL><P>
		Youre my mother!!!!!<BR><SMALL>by <I>fade</I></SMALL><P>
		Are you the one who hasn't been updating the TFN Humor captions?<BR><SMALL>by <I>jamo831</I></SMALL><P>
		Young lady, that bee above your head looks angry.<BR><SMALL>by <I>zukman</I></SMALL><P>
		You WILL update TFN, or suffer the consequences<BR><SMALL>by <I>Aluren the Mysterious Jedi</I></SMALL><P>
		Tell us where the Rebel base is located, or I will force you to pull my finger.<BR><SMALL>by <I>Professor T</I></SMALL><P>