George Lucas reveals Obi-Wan's new lihgtsaber for Episode III
by Sir Calvin
Hey George! Check out my pink "lightsaber"
by Dex1138
Ewan couldn't help but laugh when he noticed Geroge forgot his pants.
by Dark54555
Spiderman Beat Titanic and then got pulled out of Theaters OUTSTANDING!
by Jedi Ottolam
I get to knock that whiney lil brat into a lava pit in the next movie, cool then I will work for free!
by Jedi Jorall
In Ep3 I get to kill Jar Jar, eh eh haaaaaaa, I love it!
by Jedi Aurora Dawn
Jango offed Spidey wow I knew he was good for something!
by Jedi Aurora Dawn
Wow your the Master who taught Yoda? 900 years old have you reached and look better then Yoda do you yes!
by Jedi Otto
Upon learning of his stunt double's coffee break, Ewan McGregor was asked by George Lucas to do his own stunt..
by Boba Fetter
"You're letting me out of my contract for Episode 3? WHOOPEEE!!!"
by Grandma Tarkin
"That was hilarious! What about the one where the chicken crosses the road?"
by Grandma Tarkin
"My lightsaber battle is with Darth Poopius?"
by Grandma Tarkin
Ok George, you'll love this one. A Gungan, a Jawa, & a Wookie walk into a Cantina. The Gungan says "Pull Messa...."
by Darth Karg
Obi-Wan: "You mean that wasn't water?"
by Aaron
"I tell you he's a cheap double crossing... Mr. Lucas! we were just talking about you!"
by SvF_BD02_Wedge
Obi-Wan: "You"
by Aaron
Obi-Wan: "You're right! It is all green!"
by Aaron
"No, Ewan - the R2 unit doesn't have a port for *that*"
by Darth Bagel
Ha! Ha! Is that ALL you are packing down there?
by Darth Menace
"You signed me for 3 of these movies.....SUCKER!!!
by smgtrek33
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine."
by zaken
"Hey look George is asleep again, Lets scare the wookie out of him."
by stryker
"Your Schwartz isn't as big as mine."
by Ken Bradford
Yes George! we've all seen it! PUT IT AWAY!!!
by General Warpig
Oh hello sir, it's a pleasure to work with you.... No, I'm not a young Qui-Gon...
by Skippy
"You're saying I'm going to get my head chopped off by that pipsqueak Padawan of mine in twenty years?! Tell me another good one!!!"
by Harsh Raider
Look! Your fly's down! Hah, gotcha on that one....
by Kalahari Karl
Lucas shows up on set without his beard. Chaos ensues.
by Kenya Starflight
Green george!everywhere I look its green! Its driving me mad!!!!
by Spyros Del Hett
Ewan, I don't know what that is, but i'm not pulling it. Er, again.
by Sweet Uncle Biggs
Oh lighten up George, I was only joking about Episode I
by Jonathan Beeston
You got to be kidding, a room fill with green
by Jaro Warren
George: "Sets? Who needs sets? I've got big green screens!"
by Darth zOOt
"HA! you pulled my finger!"
by Darth zOOt
"Yes, Ewan, very impressive, now please put it away!"
by ExarCartman
Is it realy that small!?!
by Henrik
Lucas, bowing his head in shame, just told Ewan the title of the film.
by Keith Burch 'Vader's Jester'
So you see, I got all 27 figures plus the varation on R2D2's leg!
by Jonathan Gordon
HAHAHAHA! That's funny George! Of course Harrison Ford has more hair than you on his chest! HEHEheheheh
by Jedi Chris
" Ha Ha, thanks for letting me know my fly was open! No. you can't touch my 'light saber', George!"
by Tombacca
HEY!!! You're that guy!!! from that movie!!! Can I have your autograph???
by Darth oblivion
Lucas: So what do you think of Episode III's title?
by Darth Sane
Wow, thats some lightsaber you've got there Mr. Lucas
by Darth oblivion
I'm not going to be in the next movie! Who is this Warwick Davis guy?!
by
I'm not going to be in the next movie! Who is this Warwick Davis guy?!
by Greg Durron
Sorry George, that's got to be a joke! Nobody told me I had to wear a tutu in this film!
by Teg Navanis
Wazzzzzuuuupp!
by Tnwargel
"And I see your Scwhartz is as big as mine!"
by Tnwargel
My god, you said your midiclorian count was what???
by cowboy56k
...and then the Trandoshan said to the Wookie, hand me that razor over there, AND HE DID!!!
by cowboy56k
Luke, I am your- oh, sorry wrong line.
by cowboy56k
If all your your fans knew how small
by jordalsithlord
and yet again TNF switched tastes to "pull my -------" gag.
by JordalSithLord
All of the sudden... Bam! Ewan whaps George on the nose and runs away screaming "Made you look! Made you look!"
by Darth Irid
Fuck me in the ass
by Frank
Ewan: "Hey George you selling hotdogs? Here let me get that for you."
by Cthulhula
So Lonestar your shwartz is as big as mine.
by Dancin Homer
And now the pinnacle of captioning; Here come the 'pull my other finger' jokes.
by iamakingprawn
George "flashes" Ewen
by Mike Wallace
Yeah, Like I'll die! HAHAHAHA
by Matthew
Obi-Wan: "Well now THAT'S a horse of a different color!"
by blah the spider
EWAN: "No wait, I got one I got one....'You bent your Wookiee', bwahahahahah". GEORGE: "Har-de-har-har, you know, it doesn't absolutely be Anakin in that lava pit....". EWAN: "Shutting up sir".
by Tnwargel
George - "Ah... Judge me by my size do you?"
by Stryker
As Ewan wins again with a crippling "scissors-cutting-paper" maneuver. GEORGE: "Fine, no Gungans this time..........this time"
by Tnwargel
Ha, Ha, Ha! I've only met one Jawa With a "tool" smaller than that one!
by Mike M.
McGregor: "It's so tiny, ha-ha-ha".
by fantumas
"You got to be kidding me! You mean you're going to make me a CGI character for budget cuts?
by LukeAnaSkywalker
Whaaazuuuupppp!
by T. Curley
Wow! You really ARE Small...
by Jabba Fett
oops im sorry i accidentily activated my saber, does that hurt george?
by Mortichro
John: Is this movie a waste of film of what? HaHaHaHa
by J
So it IS true!!!!
by Darth Cheney
Here we see Ewan after Gorge had to tell him that they just filmed a whole shot with his fly down.
by Angelic_308
(george):hay its cold out!!!!!!!!
by bakomusha
"Have you guys seen my pants?"
by Bubba the Nut.
"I sure as hell don't appreciate you laughing about it??and stop trying to touch it!"."
by Dan Solo
"But George, there's nothing FUCKING there!!!!"
by JOEY CRACK
"Ok Ewan.. show me exhilaration with a flavor of free-spirited Jedi enthusiasm?
by Jrah
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or... oh.
by Troy Flux
"How the heck did you get the beans over the frank?"
by T-Bone
Ewan: 'What is my haircut for episode III?'
by Darth Rex
?Alright folks this is sceen 19b where Jar-Jar gets decapitated by a federa- damn it Ewan knock it off?..?
by Jrah
George "see, my 'lightsaber' is bigger than yours."
by Darth Jiggady
"Damn George... Well I hope you can find a woman who likes it small. But why are you trying to show it to me in the rain in the first place?
by Carlo Gerace
"Ah, look uncle George, i went potty on R2!"
by SpoilerMan
George: "You said you wouldnt laugh if i showed it to you!"
by SpoilerMan
"See, i told you! If you fart on a lightsaber, the flame turns pink! "
by SpoilerMan
You call that a light saber?! HAHAHAHA!
by William Ellis
That is a "light" sabre, George!
by Jeff
Dude, has anyone ever told you you look like if Orson Welles and Francis Ford Coppola had a baby?!?!
by Crimsonboyy
"I bent my wookie!"
by Ralphie
You want me to WHAT !? WAHAHAHA ! Kiss Jar Jar ? You mean your not kidding ?!
by BrenDarklighter
Ewan McGregor's reaction to the news he was being replaced by Jar-Jar.
by Deac
I knew I should have zipped up my robe
by Matt B
I am not laughing at you George, but at the camera
by Padme Amidala
Still laughing after four months, McGregor finally mocks Lucas face to face over the wonderful title for EP2.
by Darth Obvious Answer
"Hey, George! PULL MY FINGER!! DO IT, HAHAHA!!!
by Darth Obvious Answer
I'm telling you Ewan, size matters not...
by PeeJay
"You're actually considering leaving the walls green for the whole movie? HA HA HA!!!"
by Darth Scenery
George dreaded the ends of a days filming - the crew would leave and Ewan would start bullying him about his weight, before nicking his lunch money.
by ashdcuk
"Here, I'll show you how to handle your lightsaber!"
by Macaroni Penguin
George: "For the last time, yes, you get to keep that colored wooden rod!"
by Lang
Really?? I'm Hayden in action figure sales!!!!!!!!!!
by mjskywalker
You want me to use a what? A force fart!?
by JediTre11
One of Ewan's favourite pranks on set was to slice people in half with his light sabre
by ashdcuk
"Care for a shine guvnah!?"
by Randall Flagg
I just won the lottery?
by Darth Lairdman
So then I said, hey! Thats no wookie! Its my wife!
by R@ndom
Maybe this was laugh gas....
by DK Shin
"Dude, YOU want ME to shave for Episode II? Hahahaha!
by Darth Serious
"Is that an ion gun, I've always wanted one!"
by Darth Serious
Ewan McGregor is suprised when Lucas told him his line was "Look Anakin, Darth Tyranus!" instead of "Cook Anakin and Barf Uranus"
by Darth Serious
ah ah ah; i cant believe how small your lightsaber is
by mychale hyland
ah ah ah; i cant believe how small your lightsaber is
by mychale hyland
Obi-Wan
by Storm Termo
Kenobi is suprised when he finds that this in fact is NOT the shoot location for the " Star Wars Bar War" scene in Mos Espa Cantina.
by Darth Serious
"What you laughing at? Do I have ketchup on my chin? Hey I just ate a burger. Stop laughing"
by Storm Termo
George Lucas: In this next scene... Ewan McGregor: **Laughs** Lucas: STOP LAUGHING! McGregor: Sorry Lucas... **Snickers** But your "groins"... **Laughs again** Lucas: YOU DIDN'T SEE ANYTHING!
by Jonathan
Holy Gundark! You're George Lucas!
by Jed Stephenson
Kenobi sees the Yoda shaped wart on Lucas' nose and can't contain himself from shouting out " There's where the inspiration came from!"
by Darth Serious
George: I told you we should have done the fight scene BEFORE the bar scene.
by Mikos Epistimi
So they really think the captions they make are funny?
by Mikos Epistimi
"Damn!!! I didn't know that jedis have gray hair!!!"
by Ian Da Bounty Hunter
" You really mean Jake Lloyd thought Episode I would boost his career! That?s a good one"
by Darth Guacamole
George had never anticipated Ewan reinacting the Darth Maul chop.
by Red Oktobur
Lucas:"Hey, Ewan, look at this 'Script' TF.N just posted." Ewan: (reading) "Boba Fett is actually Anakin's half brother... HAHAHA!! Where'd they dig up this crap?!?"
by Moron
George dismayed as Ewan finishes his dance scene: "Singing in the Rain"!!
by Mara Jinn
Ha, ha, ha, . . . Good one, Goerge! Okay, now show me the real script . . .
by maul me
After George's detailed explanation of the coming fight scene, all Ewan could do was laugh.
by Mara Jinn
In accordance to Obi-Wan's demands, Lucas hangs his head in shame.
by Dagger
(points to georges shirt)
by Stratus
Lucas: "Stop laughing! I think I can zip my own trousers... even the greatest forget it sometimes!"
by Jemm
(points to georges shirt), ewan: george you got something on your shirt. george:Where? (ewan flicks him in the noise) ewan:hahah that was hillarious! george: ha ha, your fired!
by Stratus
You mean I'm really Luke and Leia's dad and that's what pushes Anakin to the Dark Side? That's great!
by EJB
Jedi: Your fly is down! George: *Looks down* Huh? Jedi: HA HA! MADE YOU LOOK!
by Lennie
George: "Then you kill jar-jar" Ewan: "HA HA HA! Excellent!"
by Darth Smoochy
George suddenly realizes that Obi-Wan is smiling because has impaled him with his lightsaber.
by Yoda the Movie
What! You have decided to name this movie "Attack of the Clones" your pulling my leg, what are you really calling it?
by James
"No, really!! Anakin really WILL be the death of Obi Wan!!"
by Vesp
Gearge Lucas hangs his head in shame after telling Ewan his ideas for the name of the next Star Wars movie.
by Nick Sneider
I get to hold another lightsaber! Alright!
by TeK
(Ewan's reaction to George's lunch)(Hey, it's a picture, it doesn't do the green much justice)
by T. Wong
Ewan:" You're kidding me! I have to say that?! hahahahaha! But George, just because I *look* like Jesus doesn't mean I have to preach like him!" George: "Ewan, don't make me get sith on your butt..."
by wenelda
Ewan: (ecstatic laughter) Kill Jar Jar? Really? George: (sullen) Yes, Rick says we owe it to the fans.
by Max Fox
"May the force be. . . You want me to say WHAT?"
by methos
Ewan: George! You're not wearing any pants!!!!
by
Ewan: George! You're not wearing any pants!!!! George:
Ewan-"you're Kidding me! there's no nude scene with me and Natalie! Damned f***ing Anakin!"
Aren't you a little short for a jedi???
Don't worry George, size matters not
See, I told you scooby doo was nothing but pure evil
So you are telling me...that this green stuf around me...is actually used for special effects...and I though I was a geek
"HA! You want me to what? You got to be crazy!"
Thats really funny!!!!!!! "Howard the duck directors cut!" your a really good joker!
Is this how you like it George
so thats what you modeled the lightsabers on!
That's the wrong saber you got there Ewan!
No I said the films called attack of the CLONES
Use the Force Obi Wan
Obi Wan uses the Force
Obi Wan uses the Force yet again
spot Yoda
Don't laugh it will be digitally enhanced when the movie is out
So that's how the light sabers hum
Ewan milks George for all he's worth
Call that a light saber this is a light saber!
And this is where Artoo gives you a blow by blow acount of what has happened so far
HEY! Look George the floors wet!
"when I agreed to hold your piss bucket I thought your aim would be a little better"
The stunt man did what?
Ah! Your lightsaber is impressive!
What? you want me to let him get away? youre joking, right?
HA! I told you I could beat your toosh at thumb-wrestling!
What?! Ohh... George, Your face is blue!
After being severelly injured by a wild Obi-Wan wannabe, George Lucas wanted even tighter security...
HA HA get it? Its the rubber light saber!
Lucas- So you won't go with me to the prom?
Ewan: "You big joker, George. Put that thing back."
"That was brilliant, Dad! Can I go on the flume ride again? Can I? Can I?"
So you are the guy who made this! wow!!!!!
That's the last straw Ewan....you're *out* of Episode 3!
Ewan: Sorry George, I didn't mean to swing it that low.
"What do you mean, Hayden makes more than me? Come on stop pulling my leg!"
You have beatiful eyes!
sadly, the "pull my finger" joke ended horribly when Lucas discovered Ewan's irritable bowel syndrome...
Sorry George, I really thought that was a light saber!
Obi-Wan: But sir, I was chasing this bounty hunter....
Obi-Wan: But sir, I was chasing this bounty hunter.... George: That's the fifth time this week i've heard the jedi chasing a bounty hunter excuse. Now pay up.
"It's called WHAT?!"
"N'SYNC you say?"
George Lucas winds up Ewan McGregor by telling him about the 'unscripted scene' where Obi-Wan dives into a toilet.
George gives away a few Episode III plot spoilers.
Ewan gets his first look at what happened to George's nose in the infamous Ahmed Best + coatstand incident.
George tells Ewan the winners of last week's TFN caption competition.
A conspiracy-mad Coruscant journalist tells Obi-Wan that the Supreme Chancellor is in fact a Sith Lord.
Ewan McGregor's relief at hearing Jar Jar was only in ten minutes of Episode II was palpable.
Ewan McGregor's relief at hearing of the removal of N'SYNCwas palpable.
George reveals who the celebrity cameo in Episode III is going to be.
Ewan bursts out laughing as pulling George's finger causes him to deflate.
George tells Ewan how much 'Spiderman' made in its opening weekend.
George reveals the title of Episode III.
Obi-Wan: "HAHA....you just did what I think you did didn't you?"
Obi-Wan: "HAHA....you just did what I think you did didn't you?" George Luca: "What are you talking about?" Obi-Wan: "You just farted didn't yo ??AIDN"T YOU! HAHAHA!!" George Lucas: "That's it!"
Heh heh, sorry George, I didn't know your kid was standing there when I turned the lightsaber on.
Awww... Georgie... Don't look so sad. Want Uncle Ewan to buy you som candy?
You hired who to play me in the next movie? Ha ha, that's funny!
George, "Yes Ewan, you had a boy." "Yes! I can't believe it, I'll name him Obi-wan"
Ahh, so you want me to go jump down that bottomless pit with Boba shooting at me and some of those stormidiots missing all their shots, AND THEN get shot by the little jawa. Hehe, oops.
Opps! Sorry boss, think I just kicked thew @%*&*! out of the Yoda
Hehe, so I accidentally sliced Yoda. Hey he blended in with the background!!! What?! What?!
Another holiday special??
What?! You're kidding right? What da ya Obi Wan's really gay?!
Ewan's belt failed to hold up his pants while shooting a scene from the latest movie.
Really?! You mean it?! Obi-Wan gets a girlfriend in Episode 3!!
You're kidding? Your George Lucas? I thought you were Jabba!
See, If I knock your kneecaps together, like this, I can play the drum solo from "Wipe Out"
Ewan McGregor's reaction to seing the Jorg Sacul action figure.
What do you mean I don't look like Obi-Wan? Cmon' George, It's me!
Lucas: Nice try Luke Perry, no tell us what have you done with Ewan? Luke: Never! Now give me that part or I'll activate my lightsaber!!
that sure was a smelly fart, mr. Lucas.
...and after they went through all that trouble that's when I told N'Sync they WEREN'T going to be in the film...
You made N'Sync do WHAT?
George hangs his head in shame as Ewan laughs at how small George's "lightsaber" is...
Here we see Ewan getting the news of who HE gets to kiss in Episode 3.
The Jabberwocky eats Jar Jar in the first five minutes of the film? BRILLIANT!
Okay, it went from pulling fingers to pulling ears to pulling..what *IS* Ewan pulling on, anyway?
"George, you kill me!" "Not until Episode IV!"
...so then the monkey says to the kangaroo, "Barbara, that's not a snake!"
What? You let that greetin'-faced poof and that punter Ahmed play assassins? Are ye daft, George?
George tries to show patience with Ewan when he suggests a sign in the diner: "The filthiest toilet on Coruscant"
George wasn`t amused at Ewan`s penis humor.
George Lucas never appreciated jokes in the "Penis as a lightsabre" genre.
Ewan: "I`M SORRY GEORGE! I TAKE BACK ALL THE THINGS I SAID TO THE PRESS! PLEASE..JUST LET IT GOOOO!
Ewan found George`s impression of R2D2 quite amusing. Then asked politely if George could "put it away. It`s scaring the extras".
look, its just as long as the lightsaber!!!
Ha ha ha... you farted.
Were calling the movie WHAT?!?! AHAHAHAHA
"They think you're actually working on Episode III already?"
is that how big your lightsaber is
didnt you see that scene in trainspotting ,or me dancing on stage in that glitter rock movie??
thats a weird place to hide your shooting script
ewan in negotiations for episode III
George was saddened when Ewan jokingly referred to the set as a Holodeck.
George was saddened when Ewan jokingly referred to the set as a "Holodeck".
Ewan gets ready to attack Lucas for making him get wet all day while Lucas says nice and dry.
Despite the seriousness of the battle with Jango, Ewan couldn't wipe the smile off his face after a night of drunken Scottish fun
"Did you say my character DIES in Episode IV? AHAHAHAHAHA, good one George."
G:Ewan, your pants are down ! E: Haha, George. Very funny !
Ha Ha!! Your wife said size DOESN'T matter?!
"What? Wear a flannel in this scean? Com on George... it's the year 2002. Get a wardrobe reality check"
Ewan: HAHAHAHAHA Its soo small!
Ewan desperatly tries to cover the wet patch after thinking about twi-lek dancers too much...
'Ha! You mean this was all a waste of time and even i'll be CG!' Nervously laughed a surprised Ewan
'A bounty hunter, a nerf herder and senator walk into a bar, i cant finish its just too funny'
You can't be serious about bringing back Jar Jar, George...you're...not serious....are you?
I'm sorry, but it's just that it's a wee bit small mate.
Ewan: Ha! I told you it was 'blue' screen how could you get it wrong! Are you color blind?
George finds it hard to accept Ewan's "WAAAZZUUUUP!" Jedi attack scream.
Ewan enjoys his victory in a stare-eye contest he does against George
Ewan Mcgregor suddenly realizes that he was wasn't wearing pants.. AFTER EIGHT HOURS OF FILMING!
"It's a little bit funny, this feeling inside ..."
"George, your X-Wing is flying without a sheild ... made you look!
guy in background "Think he's finally lost it"
It's a Kodak moment!
Hey, George! Yeah, everything's fine! (I hope he didn't notice my pants fell off!)
Copy of the Star Wars Holiday Special: $25. Shipping cost: $3.50. Wrapping paper: $1.50. The look on George Lucas' face when you give it to him for his birthday: priceless.
George takes Ewan into his confidence regarding the secret plan to freak out the fans by pretending to cast N'SYNC in Episode II.
George jokingly suggests to Ewan that they go and see N'SYNC performing live tonight.
Aww, c'mon, cough! It will be fun!
The GREEN, Gorge look at the GREEN! I can't take the GREEN! All I've looked at for the past year and a half is GREEN! I just can't take it anymore! Ha Ha Ha Ha
"XYZ, George!"
George Lucas showed his darkside today when he and Ewan McGregor decided to pee in Rick McCallum's briefcase as a pratical joke.
"AHHH! George there's a spider on your beard!"
You saven my again! Now I owe yousa a life debt!
"You actually want me to say those lines"?
George: I'm sorry Ewan, but you got to do the take again, one last time. Ewan: What the (bleep) you must be joking? I'm not running out there again in the cold, cold rain!
Arra-Wan
THIS! You want me to fly from Boba Fett in this?! Hold a minuet... *manic laughter* Hey! Hey John come here a minuet, okay George, tell him what you told me.
"Oh go get yourself dried up for goodness sakes... and they wonder why I'm trying to use CGI as much as possible"
HEY!!! I think I just sat on a Jawa!! HeHe-HaHa!! Hey, that tickles!! HaHaHaHeeeee!! And I think I like it!!
Ewan: "Jar Jar is in ATOC!?!?!?" George: "... yes..."
Ewan: *sings* The hills are aliiiive with the sooouund of muuusiiiiic! George: Uhh,,,No... Ewan: Awwe, come one, just one number? And Jar-Jar can be the green fairy!! George: I said NO!!
Ewan's reaction when George reveals that he gets to push Hayden into a pit of lava.
George: I do not fell so well*Sniff* Can you use the force to make me feel better? *Jedi* Ha! Ha!You must really be felling awful George! I am no Jedi! I am an Actor!
"I'm not getting paid enough to do THAT!"
God I hope this is one of those "pull my finger" ones......
"Very good Mr. Lucas, now turn your head and cough"
You're paying us what?????
Ewan, don't give that "green with envy" crap.
do you REALLY want me to look at that?
"You did what with Hayden's boxers?"
"Pull your finger? No, really...?" (I did it!)
ewan: Hey george, your shoe's untied. HAHAHA I can't believe I got you again!
You want me, not my stunt double, but me, to jump out of a 100th story window? That's funny!
All too easy...
Lucas's plan to star in the adult version of Episode 2 didn't go over to well
HAHA, My swartz is bigger than that George. Put it away.
obi wan "you've gotta be kidding! you want me to do that?"
"XYZ, George! Haha!"
"Can you believe me pants split doing that jumpy thing?"
E: "Can you believe my pants split doing that jumping thing?" G: "Oh lord, Hayden started a trend."
"George i love it, now what was it again?"
Tensions rise when Ewan gets George AGAIN with the old "something's-on-your-shirt" gag...
Ewan: Let me get this striaght George, you're going to play the Sith Lord?
HA!!! You call that a Lightsabre!!!
Here we see Ewan Mcgregor discover that Light Sabers dont really work during a failed attempt to assassanate Lucas.
Ha Ha! That's a good one, George! Jar Jar being the hero in Episode III! You crack me up!
Lucas, "the new star wars movie is going to be called attack of the clones"
What.... you mean your going direct episode 3 as well
What.... you mean your going direct episode 3 as well
What.... you mean your going direct episode 3 as well
What.... you mean your going direct episode 3 as well!!!!!...HA HA HA HA
"EXTRA: Shooting of the new 'Star Wars'-movie paused due to harrasment scandal!"
Wow....you made the name obi wan kenobi on your own? huh....
I guess I *did* wet my pants!
George: whadya think? Ewan: *points and giggles*
Ewan: "Ha!!! George's fly is down and he wears flannel briefs!!" George: "No it. . . oh. Dang. CUT!!!"
Really, you do have that green thing stuck in your teeth!
Saria Sarkins
"Haha!! Are you kidding? You want me to do WHAT...?"
George was not amused with Ewan's 'Pull my finger' trick.
' Ha! You want me to fight with glow sticks? '
Ewan McGregor couldn't help but laugh after he pulled the ol' "pull my finger" gag on George Lucas.
"HAHAHA! That's what you get for pulling my finger"
"So, urine will cure my foot fungus, eh?"
HA HA HA! FOOLED YOU! That new shampoo was really grey hair dye! GOT YOU!
A jedi is often judged by the size of his lightsaber.
Even after knowing George Lucas for about 4 years, Ewan finally realizes that he does, shakes Lucas' hand, and asks for an autograph.
It was a long time ago. Plus, I was drunk
OH MY GOSH! THAT"S THE SMALLEST ONE I'VE EVER SEEN
That beard is real? I always thought it was fake!!!
Behind the scenes at XXX-1138.
Why do you have so much green wallpaper?
George lucas gets ready for his training in the force...but many jedi think the oposite...
"I can see your shwartz is as BIG as mine!!!"
"HAHA! His fly is open!"
"HAHA! His fly is open!"
Hah I wet myself
"Don't worry George. It's personality that counts."
Please... Like this needs a caption to be funny..
Ewan tried to keep the spirits high, while they searched for the superglue solvent.
Ah... the old classic! Point at their chest and flick 'em in the nose.
Ah... the old classic! Point at their chest and flick 'em in the nose.
Does this even need a caption?
Hi there
George tells Ewan some of the lines he's making Hayden and Natalie spout.
George tells Ewan about the leather dress he designed for Padme.
George tells Ewan how he loosened part of the balustrade at the Lake Como villa, causing Hayden and Natalie to fall into the lake.
George tells Ewan what he's going to do to Hayden in Episode III.
"Here you go Ewan, you're the first person to see the Episode III script!" "Hmm.....hum............MWA HA HA HA HA HA!"
Ewan notices George's bald spot.
George, Ewan and a mysterious bald guy discuss TFN's latest caption competition.
George sheepishly tells Ewan that he got a letter from Britney Spears asking if she can buy some of Amidala's outfits.
George reveals the TRUE details of the N'SYNC cameo.
Little did George know that the photographer was giving him the finger behind his back.
The plan to stick a 'Kick Me' sign on George's back was going well until Ewan gave the game away.
George jokingly tells Ewan that he will be singing a duet with Queen Amidala on top of a Coruscant skyscraper beside an elephant statue.
George tells Ewan the punchline he just submitted to the TFN Caption Competition.
EWAN: Hey George, I decided to paint the set green! CGI skies weren't really my taste.
EWAN: Hey George, I decided to paint the set green! CGI skies weren't really my taste. GEORGE: Oh no, not again...
NO WAY!!!!?? Really? Is this the button that turns on the lightsaber???? After all those hours trying to figure it out!....
George: "I heard about this guy called Keith who was so desperate to get a winning entry in the TFN Caption Competition that he posted like a hundred punchlines in a single night!" Ewan: "WHOA!!!"
Ewan was most amused when someone accidentally pushed George's shutdown button.
Not from the Holiday Special: Check. No-one holding out a finger in a suggestive manner: Check. - Muttered words overheard by person sitting at computer near TFN administrator
Hanging his head in shame, George tells Ewan the REAL reason the Holiday Special was created.
"Please don't laugh at me like that." "Why not?" "It makes me feel uncomfortable."
"You're making fun of me!" "No, no, I'd be much too frightened to tease the director."
It is a little known fact that Anakin's chat-up lines were in fact thought up by George Lucas and Ewan McGregor while they were drunk.
"I had a great idea. Why don't we put Natalie in a really tight leather dress in the next scene?" "HA HA HA HA! YEEEAH!!"
"You kept digitally moving my braid around in Episode I?! You b*****d! Ha ha ha!"
"That was Britney Spears on the 'phone. She wants to buy some of Padme's outfits." "HA HA HA HA HA!"
"Ewan, bad news. The Presley family aren't going to let us put Elvis in the movie." "Hey, how about we put N'SYNC in instead? Ha ha ha!" "Hmmm...."
I lose what in this Battle!!!!????
George tells Ewan what he made Natalie wear in the 'We could keep it a secret' scene.
Hah, i've split me lightsaber!!!
oops i did it again...
You're not supposed to use the FORCE like that!!!
Ewan tries in vain to show how cool he is by sabering off George's tie. He wasn't amused.
"You want me to do what?!?!"
HA! Ok, now tell me the REAL title of the film.
George it's so big....
"Mine's bigger than yours"
"My, what a lovely tea party!"
"And *that's* when I used the mind trick on him." ::hysterical laughter:: "Hey, wanna nother drink? S'on me..."
You're kidding me, you mean Anikan will become Darth Vader! Noooo....
Ewan, I thought I asked you not to pee on the set anymore...
"Thats the smallest thing I've ever seen"
At the Locker room George shows Ewan why he's no "Jedi-Master"in the Bedroom.....
Ewan: "You mean that prop WASN'T a toilet?? No way!"
look at that pencil Penis u have there!
"What we don't need any props anymore"
thats a funny way to kill jarjar
My gosh, it IS small!
"Ewan reacts to being told that Jar Jar will not be in this scene."
Hey George! Hows about we change Dooku's line to "Obi-wan, , come to my dark dark this side"....huh? huh? whaddya say George?
"Attack of the Clones?!"
Ewan shows George the banana skin he's going to use on Hayden in the next scene.
girl from the trident comercials: obi wan, do you feel good???...........How about your teeth??? (ding)
"...and then Ozzy threw a block of wood through their window!"
"You, ahhh, AHAHAHAHA, you can't have that aspect in a clone! AHAHAHAHAHA, it's tiny, really George, get surgery....."
HA HA, hey everybody come look at this...George is asleep satnding up.
when i asked to see the little wrinkled guy i was talking about yoda!!!
Ha Ha Ha! Pinner!
what
Yeah George, well falling asleep while standing up is pretty rude, and it isn't offending my acting skills...(sniff), you wrote this stupid script anyway...(sniff) I'll be in my trailer guys...
Your firing me for making my own lightsabre noises again? thats a funny one Gorge, great gag
*Ewan* I've got a lightsabre and you haven't ner ner ner nerner *Gorge* Oh stop being so childish
The 'pull my finger' jokes start to edge towards being x-rated
Man George! If your brains are the size of those balls, it's no wonder Episode I came out the way it did!
Ewan just didn't understand that the old "fly is down" joke just isn't funny anymore.
"That's ALL Spiderman made on opening weekend?!!!!
Heh heh... no, really, where's the real script?
No way, you just farted!
Now I see why you made lightsabers so big!
you're paying me how much?
Lucas bows his head in shame as he reveals his inadequate Schwartz.
Funny George! Very Funny. No, but really, what do you want me to do in this shot?
Obi-Wan discovers that size does matter............
"Ewen, we can't finish filming until you let go of me"
You call THAT a penis?????????
MAN! When you blow a load you BLOW A LOAD!
CU?AOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (only Spanish users will understand it)
WOW! It's THAT small?
"I Suck your DICK, Man!"
George tries to explain the title of Ep.II to Ewan.
" George! And I thought you were the biggest Jedi of them all! Ha! "
"Sorry George got a little gas."
That's a good one George, but what are you really going to name Episode II?
I've got to wear that underneath?
So you like when I twist not pull George?
Ewan: Ha, you're joking, Spiderman only brough in $14 Million? GL: (Hanging Head) No Ewan, $114 Million, so we're going to put you in a red and blue Jedi Outfit for this scene
"...and the jedi went zoom zoom..."
"My God George, your 'light sabre' really is tiny!"
is that your lightsaber?
It looks like a little Wookie!
ertyty
You mean my fly was open for that whole damn fight scene and I have to do it again? No way in Hell.
THAT'S your lightsaber? Ha ha ha!!!
You want me to do what???!!!
"Open wider, and stop smiling, these popcorn kernels are HUGE!!!"
Stop laughing! It's not THAT small!
You're serious George? You want me to say what? That's rich. Ok where's the real script?
And then George realized that it wasn't Ewan's finger he just pulled.
"Attack of the Clones? Okay, okay, seriously, what's the real title?"
"Attack of the Clones? Okay, okay, seriously, what's the real title?"
Obi-Wan takes on a new Padawan
Your going to castrate me in Episode III?
The last time the "pull my saber" joke was, er, "pulled" on George.
Attack of the Clones!? That's what you're calling it!?
George was surprised that Mace Windu's lightsaber was not the only long and purple shaft in the film.
Lucas: See we dont need you anymore so, your fired.... I dont see whats funny...
So Steven, what about this ET thing you where talking about? Lucas: What?
You're calling it Attack of the Clones?
Ewan asks George what his inspiration was for the lightsaber. The answer remains a mystery . . .
I shall circumcise you with my Light Saber!
"I STILL CAN'T GET OVER THE NAME GEORGE!!!"
Ewans initial reaction to the title of episode 3 wasn't quite what George was hoping for...
BAH! you'd think with that neck the proportion would be uniform all over.....
"Hahaha, you pissed on your pants!!!"
You're a virgin?
I hit myself in the nuts with my jedi lightsaber!!!!
Obi Wan removed Jango's helmet and revealed his true identity
ewan realizes that his CGI opponet was actually on the other side of him
ewan: put your pants down, i mean you no harm
Which way did he go, George?! Which way did he go?!
It;'s the green George. THE GREEN IS MAKEING MAKING ME INSANE!!!
Your kidding right?
It's a retractable "light saber"!
Blast it will ya, my lightsabre's jammed!
That's really funny, George, 'Attack of the Clones'. But seriously, what's it really called?
No more Jar-Jar, George?
"I take it you don't like my Darth Maul tattoo, Ewan."
George: I see your schwartz is as big as mine. Ewan...Ewan stop laughing. It's cold in here.
"Oh thank you George! I love my new green room."
That's a good one, George... I'm gonna jump off that platform and Hayden's gonna catch me!? *laughter*"
ARGH! My groin!
Ha! That's not my lightsaber, it's just viagra at work!
After months of keeping it in, Ewen finally loses control and bursts out laughing at George Lucas' jowl. George wept.
As George reveals the plot twist of Episode 2: Obi Wan and Padme get married, Luke is Obi Wan's kid!!
"It's so BIG!"
OH! thats your face! Sorry... what do you mean fired?
"Hahaha, thats funny, 'Attack of The Clones' So what's the real name?"
Ewan:"Hahaha, the films called 'The Adventures of Jar Jar'" George: "No, it's called 'Atack of the Clones'" Ewan:"Hahaha, even better!" George:"Ewan, I'm not joking" Ewan: " Oh Shite!"
Did you hear the one about the Jedi, the Sith, and the Protocol Droid?
there goes the PG rating
Boinks!
George: "Change of plans Ewan, we're going to give you back the Padawan hairstyle, we just think that it works better"
You were actually considering giving N'Sync roles?
George did not find it as funny when he discovered that Ewan had been the one to start circulating the infamous "bootleg". Plans are in the works to create a CGI Alec Guiness for EP III.
GL: So Jar Jar says, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you jsut happy to see me.
GL: So Jar Jar says, is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you jsut happy to see me.
I've never seen one so small. Hahahaha
I've never seen one so small. Hahahaha
Hamill's laughing gas takes its toll on McGregor first.
HA HA HA! Thats the smallest lightsaber I've ever seen!!!!
Ewan chuckles nervously when George announces with a stern face that in Episode III, the character's costumes will also be replaced with CGI, making the actors film in their birthday suits.
McGregor: "Where's the flannel shirt today, FlannelBoy? HAHA! Flannelboy, Flannelboy..."
The phallic nature of the Lightsaber was suddenly apparent to Ewan as George emmerged from Natalie's dressing-room with a full on 'glowy'
Ok Ewan I need you to run around in tights!
George bows his head as the singing, dancing Ewan is still on a high from Moulin Rouge
Yes, it's stuck. If it wasn't stuck, why would I be doing this?
"Alright! You mean I get to be the guy who kills Jar Jar?!"
You call that a Penis?!?!?!
:: flicks George's nose :: "Gotcha, George!"
You mean that I get 8 billion and not 7 ?
The next announced cameo appearence for AOTC. . . The back of George Lucas's head!
All we're wondering is what Lucas is doing...
The Green Room in Man's Chinese theatre before AOTC party
Er...Ewan, That's not your lightsaber...
George! I know we're in a sauna, but I just don't go that way!
Wow!! Your schwartz really is as big as mine
Pull your stick?? OK!
"Got your 'lightsaber!' George? You're not laughing. George?"
"Ha ha, made ya look!"
" And I though only Count Dooko had a curved lightsaber"
Guess What! I'm Shagie Form Scooby Doo!
No, really. What's this one called?
The Rebellion is offering 401k?? YES!!!
Ha! Four Eyes!
Yoh know what! We're Getting sewed be Spider-man...Just Because you have spider-man lego and put it in caption #65 without permision!
Hey, look! It's a sprin- *crack*
I'm sorry! I thought this was my lightsaber!
George Lucas hangs his head in shame after falling for another of Ewan's "pull my finger" jokes.
"Look George! i could use this as a light saber too!"
"Nice work, George! Leaving Jar Jar out of the trailers to make people think he's only in for a little bit, then putting him in 90% of the movie! I love it!"
gibson
"In the rain?!? Are you bloody mad?!?"
"Your fly's unzipped Mr. Lucas." "Ha haaaaaaa, made ya look!"
Ewan: George! Your taking a wizz on my leg!
Where's the button on this thing?
Look up. Look down. Now look at Mr. frying pan *BAM!*
"Really, so Jar Jar's actually gonna SAVE THE GALAXY? Alright!"
"Ha! I was right; it would fit through the door!"
The crew's reaction to Geoge's script changes was not what he'd hoped.
You had WHAT planned for Jar Jar, whahahahahahahahah!
...and I see your shwartz is as big as mine!
Ha! You've got a great Rob Reiner impersonation, Mr. Lucas.
You just love giving us pictures like this and having us think of g-rated captions dont you?
Whats wrong with this flannel shirt? My kids got it for me...
"Geez lucas, do you always have to have me say 'i have a bad feeling about this?'?"
on your knees - aim to please
George! Did you see that? Jar Jar's head came right off. HAHAHA!
George, I gotta go... really, it's an emergency... oh well! What do you know - I went!
Lucas: Okay, Natalie is topless for this scene
Hey George, now I'm the only Jedi with a pearl necklace!!!
Hey, its cold in here, stop laughing!
"I can't believe I just splashed George Lucas!"
Obi-Wan: Come on...one last time?" George: NO.....not again...I won't...but maybe, just this last time!" Obi-Wan: Yes...ok...who's the baby?" George: "Waahh..I am, I am!" Obi: "HAHAHAHA!"
Hey, George, that's no lightsaber!! Easy on the Viagara!
What type of crap is this, George, c'mon "Dad, watch out!" Ha!
You mean Jar Jar in my mother! Your S****ING me!!!!!!
It's shrinkage, I swear!
Ya, but you should see his wallet...
Ewan shows Lucas his birthmark shaped like the Millenium Falcon
Attack of the Clones?! You've got to be kidding!
Ewan - What?! More green rooms!? What the hell are you thinking George?! I'm going mad, look at me! Hahahahaah, MAD!!
ha ha! eaven I'm not stuped enough to fall for the pull-my-finger-trick!
George - "I have to admit something Ewan."
George - "I have to admit something Ewan. I cried after I saw Moulin Rogue." Ewan - "Hahaha, you're such a wuss."
George - "I need to tell someone Obi, after Episode 1 I secretly strangled Lloyd and threw him in Lake Ewok." Ewan - "That was you?! Everyone thought Mace did it."
George - "I see my other testacle has descended."
,"oh yeah? And yo mama wears flannel"!
Lucas: Uh, get your hands off my Schwartz.
Lucas: Uh, get your hands off my Schwartz.
"so then I grabs me lightsaber like this..." "That's no lightsaber..."
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Och I !
Ren: "Stimpy you IIIIDIOT, you stupid fool, i'll have to kill you" SLAP
Ewan: ...so then this mook says, "How do I get to Mecca?" So I says, "Practice" Haw! George: That's it Ewan, you're fired!
Ewan-"Oh you naughty boy, not here!"
Gl-"Hey its not funny. Like yoda said, size matters not"!
There is hilarity on set as Georges fly zipper gets stuck. Ewan offers to help him out...err!
George catches Ewan tying his shoe laces together.
Ewan "I find you lack of pants disturbing, George"
SING with me, George!! War! HUH! Yeah! Good Gawd! YAW!
Ewan: "You mean, that's really a hair piece?!!!".
George, zip that up before you hurt someone.
"You made Natalie wear WHAT?!"
"A Flash Gordon raygun?!"
god i didn't realize it was that small
"So I says to the guy... I says.... 'It's because the gopher is really a beaver'.... get it?!?! George??"
my o my george u have a large lightsabre my old jedi master i cant stop laughing
That's the wrong lightsaber, Ewan!!!
Wow, Ewan, this 'intern' from Naboo is really......nice!
You want me to wait in line for tickets to your own movie!?
"You really thought people were going to think Sacul's body was yours?"
::Giggles:: Don't touch me there!
Little George? BWAH HA HA HA!
Set? You think there's a set? HAHAHA no, green screens have made sets obsolete!
I finally came up with the title... Attack of the Clones.
OMG U BEARD IS SOOOOO BIG
How Pathetic! You call that a lightsaber?
Your lightsaber is small Master Lucas.
no...say that wasn't you who let that one go....
you think I'm funny looking?
After spending too much time interacting with CGI characters and sets that will be inserted later, Ewen goes insane and is reduced to a giggling fool as George looks on (shaking his head in pity)
so you thought i was great in "The Beach" , did you?
Won't EVEN go there!
What do you mean my "lightsaber" is showing?!?!
"Ha. Ha. Thats a good one George. I'm not getting paid, You're such a joker! George, you're not laughing."
What kind of name is that for a film
My foot, my foot! Get this ship off of my foot.
You sold my bird to the little blind boy!!?
haha... your beard is whitier than mine!
"Now that's a lightsaber!!!!!!!!"
I win!!! My lightsaber is bigger!!
At first Lucas thought Ewan was drunk, then his laughter tok on a darker tone as he lifted the lightsaber slowly over his head
wow ure dick really is that big!!!!!!
"Your not Jar-Jar!"
"Please George don't use the force, I'll Be bettteeerrrr *crack* ugh"
YOUR FIRED!!!
"Yoda's so cute!!! He made a poo-poo!!! look!"
Ha! I knew you had to be on the Dark Side and it's written all over your underwear.
HAHA!!! You like it when i pull it like this, George?!?
George Lucas shares a joke with some of the cast and crew of Episode II, unaware that in a year's time this innocent scene will be used as the basis for thousands of weird and wacky captions....
Enter reefer joke here
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Um, Ewan, that isn't your lightsaber......
....and I thought my light saber was small!
Even Master Yoda's lightsaber is bigger than that!
"...and then they asked me to do Moulin Rouge 2. I said, 'Hmm...Singing Wuss or Jedi Master?' "
This is the script for Episode 3? You must be joking!
"That'a the smallest lightsaber I've ever seen!"
"You want me to what?? Obi Wan didn't wear flannel in TPM..."
"No, George....I'm, I'm not laughing AT the title...I'm laughing with it. I swear!"
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
"Pull my finger." You always get me with that one George, you really do.
Ewan McGregor: "And I thought Yoda's lightsaber was small"
So, the light sabers were compensating for something.
Ewan: George, man, you've gotta try this ride!
Ewan "hahahah you wet your pants, ahahahah"
George: "... and that's how Obi-wan kills Jar Jar in Episode III"
Um.... hehe, you see I didn't mean to joyride in the thing, but um....hehe you see I just hot this innocent little button and then before I knew it.....well, um.......like the new paint job?
George that's pretty funny that you say I ain't gonna be in Episode III what you gonna do with out me I'm Obi Wan Kenobi
George realizes much too late that his fly is open- hilarity ensues.
"You've got to be kidding! Isn't this movie supposed to be rated PG. I can't drop my pants like Curt Wild in this movie!"
Look at him! Sleeping while standing up. Must been overworking in this green room.
What the...? I pictured you as having a larger light saber!
Anakin was nearly thrown off of the set for making fun of the size of George's "lightsaber."
Ewan: "You've got to be kidding! Isn't this movie supposed to be rated PG? I can't drop my pants like Curt Wild in this movie!" George: "Aw, shucks."
"Me? Live in the desert? Oh, that's funny!"
Thats the most rediculous hairpeice I've ever seen, George.
Ewan: "...and the third guy duck!? Ha ha...that's so funny" **thinking**: Man, his jokes get worse and worse...
"You want me to grab that?"
"You want me to touch you where?"
Finger! I said pull my FINGER!
"Judge me by my size will you? And well you should NOT..."
You call *THAT* a lightsaber! hahahahaha!
So Jango yells, "Ewan, wait!", but I think he says, "Urinate!"
don't bother leaving the set george, just pee in my hands!
So I saran wrapped Hayden's toilet this morning. I think he's still stuck there!
Made you look!
Ewan... please pull my fly back up.
Blast George! How many times have i told you i dont want to see it!
"Whats that George? There's going to be third one?"
Sorry. Need to tighten my belt. It won't happen again...
George....we're drunk......but that doesnt mean we can piss on the set!
HA HA! Ya see that George, see it, HA HA?! I blowed that Hunter Clear Up! HA HA!
After George subtly told Ewan that he was not being paid for being in the movie, Ewan goes insane.
Ewan never tires of using the old "What's that on your shirt?" joke on his aging director.
George, you're kidding right? Episode III: A Jedi Musical?
George still hasn't realised that his hair is turning grew.
Lucas: You stepped on my pet snail, Pete. You'll pay for this!
Because she wanted to get to the other side. . . . oh my lord thats rich . . . too much.
George: You just got me wet... Ewan: Sorry.. George: Are you? Ewan: Yes George: Your fired...
Ewan thinks the fact that George just went bankrupt is funny...
Do we really want to know whats going on here?
Why does Ewan laugh? Simple: The Chromakey isn't working
The Dark Lords of the Sith finally found a weapon effective against the Jedi...laughing gas
Wait, George..thats not my light saber..
You're right, Ewan... it does look like a skirt when its wet.
"...and so the wife said, 'Honey! This one's eating my egg roll!' Hahahaha!"
"Obi's joinin da jedi, it don't get much wacka. Whatchoo say about dat, you inbred cracka!?!
Obi-Wan: "Hey Lucas, those lightsabres hurt, don't they."
It was funny the first time, now give me back by pants back.
"Oh! Mr. Lucas...That last phrase didn't come out right....you are not washed up at all"
You want me to do what?
"You're right George! It is just like milking a cow!"
Ha-ha young Skywalker, you're not a Jedi yet!
After George lucas told Ewan Mcgregor that Anakin was his father, he burst out laughing, and then proceeded to cut george lucas' head off with a Pink Lightsaber.
I Knew Qui-Gon didnt die
AAAARGH!!!! It really IS a lightsaber in your pocket...
George : Pull my finger.
George : Pull my finger. Ewan: That's not your finger.
Obi-Wan: You should be ashamed for calling R2-D2 a "clanking minifridge with a bad attitude"! Lucas: I shall hang my head in shame..
Ewen Mcgregor on AOTC set, giving his "professional feedback" on George's propoed love scene between Padme and Jar-Jar.
Hahaha! That's a good one, George. . .oh wait, you mean you really are calling this new movie "Attack of the Clones"?
Get it... Send in the Clones... HAHAHAHAHAHA...
Unfortunately, Ewan?s Scottish humor took a turn for the worse when George didn?t ?get? the joke?
...and *that's* for the mullet!
Yeah your big special effects are compinsating for something.
George is so gullible. He falls for the 'what's on your shirt' gag every time.
goerge! Did you notice that you have grandman hair in the back!
What, are you colourblind? I thought I signed on for BLUE screen work!!
I'm sorry I'm laughing... size matters not, right?
Obi-wan: By god you're right George! I can't believe its not butter.
Ewan: "So, Obi-Wan and Yoda walk into a bar-" Lucas: "Good Idea! Some one get me my notepad!"
Do you think that's natural?
Ewan: "XYZ, sir!" Lucas: "What?" Ewan: "XYZ!" Lucas: "HUH?!" Ewan: "Examine Your Zipper!"
This is what I think of your script, Lucas!!!
You're paying us what???
You're paying us what???
You're paying us what???
You're paying us what???
You're paying us what???
George: "What's so funny?" Ewen: "You, you... hahahaha!" George: "WHAT?!?! Oh, I forgot to put on my pants..."
sure im going to be a hermet hahahaha
Ewan: And then he said Digimon was better than Pokemon! hahahaha...... George: What a freak.
You want me to kill Jar Jar?!!!!! YESSS!!!! I've gotta tell Jango about this.
You should seen Natalie Portman's face when I asked for a wet one!
Padme and Anakin? HAHAHAHAHA. Real funny George, you're joking, right? I'm supposed to get the chick. I would'nt want you to end up like Ponda Baba or Zam.
HAHAHA, thats funny, Lucas, my saber's green like the background, hahaha, IM GONNA CUT OFF YOUR HEAD!
Ewan coulnd't help but laugh at George's weak lightsaber skills.
"Your kidding, right George? Jango sitting on me wasn't in the script." "No, I'm serious Ewan. Last minute change."
Endless shower of bottles, trash, old vegetables, at Jar Jar Binks stand in for CGI
Wow George, guess you really ARE happy to see me!
woah shit! top off! top off! 13 o'clock!
You're right! Jabba ain't got nothing on you.
I know it's small, but do you have to laugh THAT much?!
Ewan: "Woops! Carried away with the lightsaber, eh Nick? Sorry George!" George: "Right in the groin!"
British girl: "But does your mouth feel clean?"
just give me a moment while I transform into Super Sailor Moon!
"Ello' Sue! Wanna play dressup?"
Your eyes...they captivate me...they leave my smiling stupefied like,well,this...
Thou art wise as thou art beautiful...!
What the hell is Russel Crowe doing here?
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THIS MOVIE?!!!
Who thought of THAT title? ...Oh. Sorry sir.
Your'e only giving me WHAT percent of the royalties?
You too can possess this frame of mind: Simply mix Nyquil with old fashioned Skittles. ;)
...the Nyquil and Skittles is strong in this one...
"You look chinese! Don't chu tink he looks chinese!? ha ha haaa..."
You got to be kidding me! We may have aliens in the movie but I refuse to do the anal probe scene!
You think I look like Russel Crowe? Do you really mean it?
"you should have seen your face when you droped that light saber! HA HA you thought I was going to KILL you are somthing!"
"What? What do you mean you forgot my lightsaber props??
"What? What do you mean you forgot my lightsaber props?? The crew's not here either??????"
C'mon George, My "happy face" worked on Natalie!
George lowers his head in disgust as he observes Ewan's interpretation of "faster, more intense."
You're kidding, right? I'm going to dangle from WHAT?
Ewan smiles, but what he's really wondering is what happened to all the blue.
"Man this is some good stuff! Now who do I fight? Count Doobie?"
"Sorry I just splashed water on you George" (I saw a preview where this happened :D )
Ewan's teeth look a hell of a lot better than Darth Maul's.
"HAHAHAHA! Geez....oh God, you totally caught me off guard with the huge yellow smileyface on the front of your shirt"
"George *snort* your fly is unzipped! HAHAHA!"
"I'm sorry about your hand, George, I didn't know the lightsaber actually worked!"
When Ewan couldnt stop laughing for days at an early script of Ep2 George desided to get some help with it.
Ewan was the happiest man alive when George informed him about plans to kill off Jar Jar in Ep3
...And millions of fans capped Ewan laughing at the title "Attack of the Clones"!
Ewan, like many of our TFN regulars, just can't seem to get enough of that age old classic: "Pull my finger"
Aprail fools day on the set: Ewan: "George i cant do Ep3, im going to die in a week" George:"OH, MY GOD!, im very sorry Ewa...." Ewan: " Hahahahahahaha bahhhhahahaha"
Ewan says "Is that it? That's the size of your lightsaber?!?!" George thinks "Maybe ILM could cgi it for me?"
"Yeah that's cute, now George how much are you really paying me to do this?"
Are you sure that's what a light saber looks like!?!
May the force be with you
"And I was thinking... maybe we could include that tap dancing number after all! The trekkies will love it! George? It's funny George! George? Smile, George..."
To feel that warm thrill of confusion, that space cadet glow...
I smile because I have no idea what the Hell is going on.
And then he steps in poop! Hahaha, that is just too funny.
Suddenly George Lucas was compelled to pull Ewan's finger, possibly because of an Jedi mind trick but we can't be sure.
Once again thousands of "pull my finger" jokes are sent to TFN's server because of an poorly selected image for captioning.
You're calling it WHAT?!
Now thats a funny looking light saber
"wait, wait you mean that kid is THE Darth Vader?! HA!"
Hahahaha! My Swartz IS bigger than yours.. hahahaha!
You're kidding! They replace all these green screens with starfields and computer generated ships! Amazing!
George that really isn't much of a lightsaber
your calling this movie what???
I want you to do a dance scene with Jango's brother Tango Fett
Hahahaha! I know you said it was small but I didn't think it was that small!
Ewen, "You want me to say what?!?!?" George, "I'm going to get you Jango, you and your little Bobba too!"
Oh, that Jango...always a prankster with his rocket-propelled wedgies. Don't worry, Ewan - ILM will edit out the worst of it.
Ha Ha Ha! I've never seen such a small "lightsaber"!!!!
George shows Ewan the script for Episode III.
Argh!! My Hand! Damn, you're stronger than you look!
"...and then I finally get to blow up Jar Jar?"
Look! My hands are dirty!
Fired? Fired? Ha ha ha. You can't fire me. I'm Obi-Wan Kenobi!!!!
Don't you ever knock!?
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Lucas: And if you pull the skin back...it spits!!!
I don't even want to know what George is looking at, especially with Ewan all wet.
See? Poke him there, and he just goes wacko!
Having left his fly down, Ewan is excited and flattered to discover that Obi Wan Kenobi boxer shorts are George's favorites.
You like it when i touch you there don't you, George??
Ewan, you don't have to hold the bucket while I do this you know. I'm a big boy now.
George, I'm totally tweaking from that doobie, man...hee hee hee
"My God, Ewan, that's a large force you've got there"
Pre-occupied with the 'task at hand' neither Ewan nor George noticed the third person in the room.
I can do that starkys and hutch thing george really!!!!! cool
In true Scottish fashion, Ewan just had to see what was under George's kilt.
This isn't trainspotting!! Zip that up!!
I-I'm sorry, George.
you want me to get in the tank?? you make me laugh
Trying to shake off typecasting as Northern Exposure's Chris Stevens, John Corbett takes over as Obi-Wan after Ewan McGreggor walks off the set.
George and Ewan run through the range of facial expressions that will be sculpted onto this year's "gotta have" Christmas toy - Tickle-Me Obi Wan
A new jedi power is demonstrated by george, force humour so even bad jokes are funny
You want to put Jar Jar into Episode II?
After suggesting that Obi-wan should kill Jar Jar Binks in Ep II, Ewan's reaction was more jovial than George expected.
After the unfavourable reactions to 'Attack of the Clones', George Lucas decides to test out his preliminary ideas for the Episode III title on some of the cast and crew.
"Britney Spears as a handmaiden? BWA HA HA HA HA!"
"Eminem as a bounty hunter? BWA HA HA HA HA!"
You call that a saber?
Put that thing away before you get us all killed!!!
"You mean I get to fight with THAT? Yippie! I always wanted to use the schwartz!"
Ewan, rain is supposed to wet more than just your pants...
Ha ha ha! George, I tied your shoes together! Now you can't move! Betcha didn't see that coming, did you?
You're calling the movie what?
"Really? George, YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN THE MOVIE! That's hilarious!"
George, you can let go of my hands....Seriously...you look better in a beard that I do...OWWW
George:".... and I said 'that's not a lightsaber.'" Ewan: *cracks up laughing*
"Hahaha! It's that small? No wonder you've had a fascination with lightsabers all these years, George."
there is something up your nose
pull my finger gag just doesn't work any more!
I'm the one that did it
George, please let me use the bathroom, that lunch just isn't setting!
man gorge who did your makeup?!
I don't see why you're laughing. Your lightsaber just cut off 3 toes.
Common, grab my tounge! IF YOU CAN!!!!
What! hahaha YOU whant ME to jump of a speeder? just get Hayden to do it
In this scene, Ewen, you have to get naked.
And I just said, "You only said no blaster!"
Ewan, as he passes his joint to George: "It's a room! And it's green! Duuuuuude!"
In his most disheartening moment, Lucas cowers as McGreggor laughs at his poorly written dialogue.
The moment forever-after known as the "George, Your Barn Door's Open Inccodent."
"George, is that a spot on your shirt... Ha! Got ya!"
A moment of painful honesty when Lucas declares that he will write Ep. III by himself.
"Uh, Ewan, is that a lightsaber in your pants or are you happy to get your pay check?"
Ha! I told you that Lucas ripped off the look from the warp-core on the Enterprise!
Bloody marvelous, that George droid. It has a limited vocabulary and everything.
"Ha! While you weren't looking, I used my Jedi Speed to tie your shoes together!"
"You call that a Lightsaber? HA HA HA!"
oops!sorry george, i forgot my saber was on. you can sew that back on cantcha??
Obi-Wan-"Haaa he.... and the....ha ha....... water.....ha ha......." Gorge-"Grrrrrrrrr some Jedi"
try and enlarge the light saber, you might need some more practice, here use mine
George, my schwarts will always be bigger then your shwarts!
Your schwartz is as big as mine? That's hilarious George!
Ewan is allsmiles when George shows him his special pink lightsaber.
Put the jawa down!
och ie. i've seen some we willies in my time but your's ahhh
I swear I didn't know the lightsaber was on! Haha! I'm sure it will grow back!
You mean I get to kill Jar Jar? Woo hoo!
Wait a second??!! You mean Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father?!! How does that work?
In a break from filming, George Lucas and Ewan McGregor recreate the "caught-in-the-zipper" scene from "There's Something About Mary"
Oh, I thought you said lifesavers...
"I can't believe it's not butter!"
Ewan,,, I bent my wookie!
Are you sure this will work as well as my lightsaber?
Oh! Ha Ha! You mean THAT lightsaber!
YOU WANT ME TO MARRY JAR JAR TO END EPISODE 2 HAHAHAHA
You want me to wear a thong?
"What?!? Your going to leave the planet right after episode 2 premiers, and Episode 3 will never get made? HAHAHAHAHA!!George , you are a genius.Those star wars-attics wont know what hit 'em."
You're kidding, George! This movie has real dialogue?
"You want me to do the scene with a larger english accent?!?!"
"Anakin becomes Darth Vader? Hah! Good one, George!"
"Hah! How's THAT feel, you God-like bastich? Yeah, Qui-Gon liked it that way, too!"
Thats The Next title to Episode 3? Ha ha
After George left the restroom forgetfully...Ewan will no longer be in Episode III.
The force is with them......not there's anything wrong with that.
Come on....it's George Lucas.....wouldn't you???
Well thats not very big at all! In fact, its quite small!
"You want me to do WHAT with a pit droid?"
I get to be in Episode I, II, and III, and I still don't have to die!
Ewan: Don't you get it? Two JEDI walk into a bar......
How bout u let me use my REAL lightsaber. Wanna see?
"Yes, doc, It's swollen!"
"You're gonna put it where?!"
Best damn Jedi joke I ever heard...
Were you playing in the water again? Ewan: No...of course not.I I I was just washing my face! Yeah, thats it!
"You call *that* a lightsaber?"
"No, my name is Obig-one!"
So Mr. Lucas...about that part where i jab the guy in the gut like THIS... Funny! see its funny... why arnt you smiling?
Really! Youre paying me now. Gee Thanks.
You are writing the script for the next Spiderman?!?!?
Look! The dentist said I did a goog job brushing my teeth, and he gave me this tooth brush!
You should see your face now. It looks like this.
Ewen:"Do you get it? It was a real laser-gun!" George:"Were ganna need another Anakin."
So my mouth is supposed to look like this when I kiss?
Gee George, why dont you want to smile?
Ewan tries to hide his embarrassment with laughter when he realizes he's grabbed George's "lightsaber" by mistake...
Ewan only THINKS George is kidding about the real blaster bolts and 50 foot drops without safety wires....
"Anakins saber's how big?"
Ewan thought George was kidding when he said "Your Fired."
YODA??? LIGHTSABER??? Don't make me laugh...
Alec Guiness did what??? You serious??? No way, man!!!
George: You have a very nice lightsaber. Ewan: Thank you. The Man Behind Them: Oh god..a bad Star Wars porno
"Good one, George! With the good ol' bucket of water on the blast door frame bit and everything... yeah, now where's my lightsaber?"
You titled Episode 2 WHAT?!?!?!?
"Make that face again, George!"
see? I hurt my leg. Now I don't have to work and I still get paid!
"sorry George, I didn't mean to jump on your toe...
D. X. Bari
jar jar is back in this one? thats a joke right?
"Yes Ewan, we all know you're infomous for it. Now plese, just put it back in your pants and let's wrap this shot, okay?"
.....so then the Jedi Knight says "Are you a Padowan or a Wookie!! HAHAHAHA!! Get it??"
"Woops! That's YOUR lightsaber!"
"now i know what your mom ment when she said 'you havnt changed a bit'"
"now i know what your mom ment when she said 'you havnt changed a bit'"
"Hahahaha!!! Is that you're LightSaber?"
Lucas: "So then you twist Jango's hand like this..." Ewan: "AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
Super-High-Tensile wires, WHAT!?
Wait, George, you were serious, that's really the title?
Episode 2 is going to be called what? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!
"You want me to say what? You actually wrote that??"
Sorry George.............
HAHA! You still think JarJar is a good idea!!!
Lucas: What do you call Jar Jar with two brain cells?...Pregnant
Lucas: What do you call Jar Jar with two brain cells?...Pregnant
Lucas: What do you call Jar Jar with two brain cells?...Pregnant
Lucas: What do you call Jar Jar with two brain cells?...Pregnant
Lucas: What do you call Jar Jar with two brain cells?...Pregnant
Oh, did you hear that one, good space beans!
sadly, another photographer fails at documenting George's skill at making hilarious faces.
made you look!
Ewan: my lightsaber is bigger than yours!
Whoa, George! Your hands are freezing!!!
I have a wookie up my ass!!
So you as excited about the movie as I am
Hehe..The Bathroom was jus down the hall
Stop laughing at me, I liked Jar Jar.
Your calling it Attack of the what?
You want me to do what?!
" ARE you BLOODY serious, ATTACK OF THE CLONES!"
Hey, thats not a lightsaber!
George!!......... George!!!............. DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORDS THAT ARE COMIN OUTA MY MOUTH?
obi_wan laughs as he splashes Mr. Lucas with water.
White Power
"SORRY!" MY BAD!"
You didn't say the 'saber was real, George! Now what about my foot!??!
No, George,I totally understand... yes, I am a hopeless jedi tosser. Yes,of course, we all love this scene where I strip, its...quite charming,really...
You call THAT a lightsaber George?
I definitely respect the wishes of you and George. No alcohol whatsoever. I quite agree. *hiccup*
Sorry, George, but my willie keeps slipping out of my Jedi pants
"man, You look soooo funny....." , said the young Jedi, while his brain was removed
(in potental madness tone of voice)lucas-- am i wet?
obi-wan- I couldn't help it! they had super soakers! thousands of clones with supersoakers...
Faster? Or Slower?
i think i flushed my light saber down the toilet
You call THAT a lightsaber!
"Wow...George? Geogre Lucas? I can't believe it! I've been waiting for a moment like this for years...
"Now I know where the idea for the lightsaber came from!!!!"
"You're calling it Attack of the Clones!?!? HAHAHAHA!!"
So THATS where that goes...hahahaha...oops =P
Do you like it here, George?
Hahahahahaha!
George! That is small!!!
Okay, now I REALLY have to pee!
"HAHAHAHA! Pretty funny, huh?!!!! " ('Obi-wan' switchs electronic saber sounds module for whoopie cushion sounds module.) George is not amused.
You're not wearing flannel!
I cant believe I have to do this, just to be in Star Wars.
THAT inspired the "lightsaber"?!?!
Yoda's my father? Common George... you must be joking!
What Lucas doesn't know is Obi Wan is reaching for his lightsaber. Won't he be surprised!
Ewan laughs after George tells him of his plans to have Padme and Jar Jar in a love scene to turn Anakin to the dark side.
Wow, your Swartz is not nearly as big as mine
In there??!!! You've got to be kidding!
HA HA HAAA.....yeah, hang your head and cry George!! That's right....if you do not Kill OFF JAR JAR in Episode 3, we will go on stike and you'll have to get all new actors!!! HA HA HAHAAAAA
Told you that sixth toe was funny looking!
Ewan - "You let Connie Chung into your house!" Lucas - "Yep..."
Ewan : oh wow you look great today! Lucas: oh well heh its nothin Ewan: no i was talking to Natalie over there not you!
"George,your fly is open."
"Look, look!!! I got a GOLDEN TICKET!!!!"
George gave Ewan a skeptical look, as the actor swiftly attempted to cover the kilt he'd been wearing beneath his Jedi robes.
I swear i had energizer on my light saber
George gave Ewan a skeptical look, as the actor swiftly attempted to cover the kilt he'd been wearing beneath his Jedi robes.
Mount Doom! Are you crazy! I'm not flying to Mount Doom, no one in their right mind would go there. What do I look like a hobbit?
Oh George, the cheese is delightful!
George's decision to replace Obi-wan with a Hobbit and Anakin with Spiderman is met with mixed reactions.
Ewan pulls more than a finger!!
George finally reveals to Obi-wan that yes, Yoda is his father...
You think that's big? haha check THIS out!
"The screens are alive with the sound of Star Wars!"
Hey, George, guess what? I .... QU IT.
They are just checking his lightsaber for his big scene with Portman. Always check your lightsaber before big scenes with Portman, you dont want that failing during your big scene with Portman.
Are you real?
"There George, did I get the bantha burger out of my teeth now?
"Next on FOX...when 'Pull my finger' goes bad, and chaos reigns!"
"You're calling the movie WHAT???"
"No! Not again George.... I'm so tired! Hayden screwed it up!"
"ATTACK OF THE CLONES? You've got to be kidding!"
Hey, your barn door's open!
My God George, where did you get that belt buckle?
Ewan has just heard Jar Jar's part has been reduced in Ep 2
Why George, is your fly undone?
Then Obiwan said, "you think your so funny using real rain, but I have a lightsabre." Then he decapitates George Lucas. Well that is how George Lucas died kids.
Before Lucus could stop him, McGregor bursts into song from Moulin Rouge.
aim for the can!!
Episode 2's gonna be called "Attack of the Clones"? You gotta be kidding!
I got an X-Box!
"said the Grand Moff to the Tweelik dancer....", quipped George
Geez Anakin, no wonder why you've decided to ware a mask!
You never told me you were a small jew, George...
See? See? I told you... mine is longer, George! Now, where's my twenty bucks?
I'm so sorry George, didn't you said that you wanted the room white? I painted it green!
Geroge: (mouths) "Nice pants..."
Are you the blue fairy?
Hay the force is really with YOU
Ewan: "...And I really get to keep my lightsaber this time???" George: (sigh) "For the LAST time, Ewan..."
"No George, I don't want to know what Natalie had to do for her part!"
Jar jar? And Padme? Wasn't that kind of Anakins domain and all?!
Ha! I knew that lubricant would come in handy SOMETIME......
Hey George there's something on your top...HAHAHAHAH got ya!
"...(laughing)...I'm sorry Mr. Lucas...I thought that was MY light saber!..."
Oh it looks just like my lightsaber
"Ewan, you're supposed to grip the saber as though it was your life! Here, watch me..."
""That's NOT one of the saber handles, Ewan..." to an inebriated Ewan McGregor
"..and (huff) dot the "i" and (gasp) cross the "t", make sure they don't mix...I WON!" exclaims an excited GL as he beats out EM in spelling "Sith" in the snow.
George - "I'm sorry Ewan, thats just not good enough."
I told you not to hit me there!
Don't make me hurt you with this
"Ewan, I am your Father" Ewan- "Do it again, do it again"
Your Lightsaber has no glow? That's not a Lightsaber right!
Yes! That is the decapitated head of Jar Jar you tiny voiced, CGI loving freak.
George, I know it was a great take, but can I go pee now?
Oh my God, George! And I thought my lightsaber was long...
Oh, ha ha, George. For that I'll have to use the power of the FORCE to kill you!
George:"Ok, who's his make-up artist?!?"
"Hahaha! Great one, George! "Sidious"! Ha! Haha... Oh. You're serious.."
The water was cold!
Thats not a light saber, THIS is a light saber!
Stop it, that tickles!
"*sniffle* It's not -that- small."
Wow! You really are Jewish!
george... look at the size of your cock
Attack of the Clones, are you joking?
You've got sauce on your shirt, ahahahahah
Ha Ha Ha You think your a Jedi !!!!
Oh, I?m sorry George. After all those fencing I?m used to quick slashes at rods.
That is a very large lightsaber you have.
Obi-Wan: HA! HA! Your zipper's open! The force is not with you!
My , George....that is some nice fabric!
"How big is this you say georgie"
"Now this is what I call a saber"
I want an extra 10 million for EP3 or I'll rip this off!
sorry george i didnt mean to slice it off with my lightsabre
You were right! It is tiny!
AH-HA!! Double my salary or sing soprano!!
"Well, Lucas, since *someone* gave Hayden all of the best talk show appearances and left me in the dust, I figured I'd test my new lightsaber on that someone. May the Force be with you, sucker!"
Rubber Jar Jar mask: $35. Fake blood: $10. Platter: $30. Carving knife: $15. The look on George's face: priceless. There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's MasterCard.
Jorg! Jorg! My face ees stuck like thees Jorg! Help! No more takes today, I'm going to my trailah!
George makes the mistake of showing Ewan the Holiday Special.
George tells Ewan about the joke he pulled with Natalie's dress yesterday.
Ewan: "Your shoelace is untied!" GL: "Obi- errr, Ewan... I'm wearing loafers."
This is some good spice man!!
George hands Ewan his fan mail, including the infamous "eWaN u R sO hOt I wAnT 2 jUmP uR bOnEz" letter. Ewan's laughing response is "Could be worse, I could be Orlando Bloom."
" You repainted my room ??? For me ??? "
George tells Ewan how he sneaked into the Spiderman editing department and added a subliminal "See Star Wars Episode II!" message to the film.
You're kidding, right? N'sync as Jedi?
Geoge knew when he wasn't bieng taken seriously...
And you want it y when!
Geoge knew when he wasn't being taken seriously...
Ewan: You actually thought Jar-Jar was a good idea? HA HA HA HA! George: Shut-Up!
"The doctor said you have a low 'midiclorian' count!?"
The expression on Ewan's face after being told he, a Jedi, was going to be captured by a Bounty Hunter.
Yeah, that feels good, doesn't it.
"YOU are Christopher Lee's stand-in??"
wow george not in front of the camira
"Please, Geprge! Don't, touch me there!"
George! The green walls interfear with the Force!
...and then Jar Jar's head explodes?!? That's brilliant, George, bwa-ha-ha!!
Hey! My dick is bigger than yours!
"You mean Jar-Jar's been fired!"
I didn't beleive Jar-Jar, but it IS a toupee!
Oh Sh!t, it's God.
"You're kidding right? Your not seriously thinking of having Jar Jar replace Obi-wan are you?!?"
George, can you belive I got it stuck in my zipper...again?????
Lucas: Ewan, here is your paycheck. Ewan:Ha Ha you need to put more zero's at the end of it!!!
"Attack of the Clones?!!!" - You're insane!!!
Ewan - -= Laughs =- "So THAT'S what you meant when you wrote 'Size matters not'!"
"Yeah Right Lucus, My character dies in Episode VI?"
"are my hands cold?"
"Yeah Right Lucus, My character dies in Episode IV?"
Lucas you're a madman if you think I am going to paint these walls another hideous color!
George: "Put it away, ewan!"
George, what do you call THIS? Your LIGHT saber?!
George: "Put it away, ewan!" Ewan: "Oh, but George, Trainspotting, Velvet Goldmine, Pillow Book, I get my dick out in all my films!" George: "I understand that, yet I don't think we'd get a PG rating"
George introduces Ewan to the newest character in the Star Wars universe: Jar Jar Dinks
Obi-Wan: "You expect me to do WHAT George?" George: "You heard me, just pretend that she is your sister and everything will be fine."
I can't do it captian! I don't have the power!
George! You tricked me! That isn't a light saber. You're so silly!
"Dude you mean I have to get in this thing?"
"Dude you mean I have to get in this thing?"
Triple back flip with a double twist, while avoiding laser fire and dueling with four bad guys!!!! That's funny George, real funny!
Ha ha ha! I told you they would like my way of doing Episode II better!
what the
stop pulling on my lightsaber - lucas
Obi-wan reacts to being told that the clones are in reality not from Jengo, but callers to the Jim Rome show.
George: "Why did the chicken cross the road? Ewan: "Why?" George: "To get to the other side." Ewan: (laughs) George: "Dude it was not that funny!"
E-George, you have something on your face!*bursts out laughing as does entire cast* G-Wha?*turns around to see a trail of snot coming out of his nose* E-That is so digusting its funny! *doubles over*
E-George, you have something on your face!*bursts out laughing as does entire cast* G-Wha?*turns around to see a trail of snot coming out of his nose* E-That is so digusting its funny! *doubles over*
'Attack of the Clones' ??? You're joking right?
may I lick the tar off your boots, sir george?
Lucas: ...and then the ewok says the the eopie "Hey why the long face?"
Ha! I kill you now
I can't believe I won $100000 on 'The Chamber'!
Don't make me go in there! I swear, I'll never make those lightsaber noises again!
'I
HahahhhahHAHAHAHhhaahaaaahaaa, NO!
Ok, ok, I'll put my pants back on.
'I hope George said something funny,because I can't hear him.'
HAHAHA I never knew the force wasn't strong with you...
That's not a Lightsaber
Geez George, That is INSANELY SMALL!!! AH HA HA!
E. McGregor: "You really think you can piss into the midiclorian sampler? hahahahahahahahaha"
"Christ, George, your balls are bigger than mine."
Ha! Now you see that MY Lightsaber IS bigger than yours Mr. Lucas...
Hey George, your shoe laces are untied!
"Don't just stand there laughing, George! My robes really ARE stuck in the engines' intake valve!"
"Anakin, Your fly is open."
I finally found a way to connect this to pull my finger.
no george, really put it away .
Disclamer: Drugs affect acting.
What do you mean you think I can play Chewbacca in episode 3!!!
"Does that feel good, George?"
trex
How long do I have to stay like the, George?
obi-wan= YOU MEAN I'VE BEEN SINGING IN THE RAIN FOR NOTHING? THAT'S FUNNY
Haha! In the race you ripped your pants!!!
Haha! In the race you ripped your pants!!! George: OH, my gosh
Lucas had the strangest suspicion that Obi-Wan was hiding something else amongst that green background.
McGreagor cant help but laugh in the face of George Lucas when the sage crew accidentally painted the wals green.
News Flash: Instead of using impressive SW movie sets ,Episode II has been filmed in a 5ft green room...."Why the sad face ,Lucas, I'm enjoying myself regardless how this film will look on screen!
The Jedi Joy Buzzer? is also fun on *other* parts of your anatomy! Let me demonstrate...
"...and after I set the bag on fire, I knocked on Hayden's Trailer door, ducked around the corner. When he came out and saw it and immediately started stamping it out..."
man, that's a small light saber you have
Obi-Wan is delghted when George finally pops the question
I told you there was something up your nose
OH MY GOD, your, your, well you know who you are.
Good news kid, you wont have to do the shower scene with the Wookie.
Ewan: Quick, George, come check it out! My caption got posted! I'll be famous! George: Aren't you supposed to be shooting? Ewan: I feel all jumpy inside!
I believe I said; grab YOUR LIGHTSABER!
Oh, you mean THAT evil Jedi bent on destroying the galaxy! He was here ... but he put an egg in his shoe and beat it ... Wait, what are you doing with that blaster?"
You're right George! Your lightsabre is bigger than mine!
Good news kid, you wont have to do the WOOKIE SHOWER SCENE.
That's the tiniest light saber I've ever seen!
George! I thought we were going for a PG rating!!
Uh... I know you did some nudity in your previous films, Ewan, but....
I'm sorry... It's just... Oh god... So... small...
You mean.....he's Darth Vader?! COOL!
NOOO....... Really?? I get to kill Jar Jar??
You're never have my dick you old cunt
Is that a lightsaber in my pocket or am I pleased to see you?
"you didn't know your fly was open?!?!"
You just watch yourself. I'll get you wet too!
OMYGODWHERESTHEBATHROOM!?!
Obi-Wan" No, really, I'm NOT gay!"
You're kidding... you want me to let anakin LIVE?
"Okay lucas, A Priest, C-3PO and RD-D2 walk into a bar..."
and look what happens when I do this!
The Wookie asks the Ewok, "Does sh!t stick to your fur?" and the Ewok says, "nope." and so then the Wookie wiped his arse with the Ewok.
Obi Wan Kenobi laughs at how amazingly stupid George Lucas is in the next movie
Wow Mr. Lucas! You're good at tug-o-war.
"Jar Jar enter stage right" Alright who's the wise guy??
You mean the noseless jedi lost his nose picking it with his ligthsaber?? What a dolt!"
hahaha i don't get it
"Your telling me I walked through Jaxx AGAIN?!?"
Ewan: Hey george your aippers undone George: Huh??? Ewan: Hahahahahahaha made you look
That is definitely a BIG lightsabre
OH MY GOD THAT IS TINY!!!
OH MY GOD THAT IS TINY!!!
You're kidding! Anican becomes DARTH VADER?!?
George: "And then you'll twist your shoulders, lightly snapping Anican's neck... Yes, like that."
Ha! Not cast me in episode III... very funny Mr. Lucas, you almost had me there....
Hey Pull my finger
rectum! Nearly killed 'em!
"George, that is a vagina not a penis."
"Hi, everybody!" "Hi, Doctor Nick!"
OH! Did you hear the one about the droid and the AIBO? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
"Can you believe it, George? That IS the REAL size of my lightsaber!"
You gotta be kidding me George. It's gonna be called "Attack of the Clones"?!
Very cute, George.... Wanna see *my* Sabre?
OOHH... HEH ..HEH SORRY GEORGE. I THOUGHT I WAS SUPPOSE TO GRAB FROM MY LEFT BACKSIDE FOR THE LIGHTSABER!
George, Can I PLEASE have a pody break?!?!
Oh I get it! We're fighting inside of Jabba's slime!
Bigger it gets...mmmm Yes
Will it get bigger if i pull it?
That's it?
Huge, isn't it?
Heh, George, um... your zipper...
You call that a lightsaber?!?!
ok , 2 guys walk in to a bar....................
"wow your wife was'nt lyeing it is small"
lightsaber my ass
"Attack of the Clones"? You have *got* to be kidding me!
"bigger even that maser yoda"
the things u must to to make it BIG in hollyWOOD
viagra dose woders
u told u not to marry larana bobet but what do i know
konobe-and then the duck says
konobe-and then the duck says lucas (thinking)- i think i'll go shoot my self now
Hahaha look at the size of George's "lightsaber"
Lucas shows ewan the final showdown animatics!
"Yoda, a friggin' muppet, with more Jedi powers than me? Funny, Mr. Lucas, right?"
Why Jedi Knights DON'T take Riddlin
Uh, George... You see, I was just leaning on this... uh... wing, when it just--SNAPPED off...!
I KILLED HIM AND IM HAPPY ABOUT IT
that hit where it hurt
No Geaorge,seriously, i'mtelling you...Spider-man is going to kick our ass this summer. Really he is!!!
Hey Georege, how's this one: "SW Ep 2 - Now with 90% less Jar-Jar!!"?
George: Um Ewen...next time we shoot the scene, why don't you latch your belt a bit tighter. Then this won't happen again. Ewen: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Pardon me master.
No George, We didn't let Green Lantern back inside the studio.
u have no penis
Zoinks!
Oh my! How embarassing!
Oh my! How embarassing!
Oh my! How embarassing! Why didn't you tell me sooner, George? Stop the camera!
Though Ewan thought it tremendously funny, George was not amused with the ugly green wallpaper.
Ewan: "You can't win, George...if you strike me down, I will become more powerful than you can imagine." George: "Your powers are weak, young man..."
"George left his fly open...Again!!"
I get to play with my saber! Yea!
I swear Ewan, this never happens to me!
They all Joked about it but no looking at iy ...It's so small..BWAHHAHAHAHA
Really George its bigger than it looks on camera
Oh George, look at this mess!
Obi-Wan: George I love you! George: Suck my dick Biggs! Obi-Wan: No Luke it's my turn!
Hah! I beat you again, George, Pair of Queens!
"CUT! George! Would'ya move out of the shot? We can't see Lobot!"
okay, i'll do it just this once..but only if i get to kill Jar-Jar
Ewan: "You're kidding! You mean that part at the end of "Lucas in Love" is actually TRUE?"
three weeks in front of a green screen drove ewan a little funny
"George! You can't call 47 greeting cards stapled together a script! "
You can't be serious George! Doing the Michael Jackson "moonwalk" while fighting Jango?
"That's funny, George. Now seriously, where's the set?"
"ha ha.. Attack of the WHAT?"
thats not my lightsaber
Ha-Ha, that's pretty small George!
Oh...uhh....hi mom...I wasn't doing anything...honest!
george pauses between filming to relieve himself.
Haha! You're kidding me right? Attack of the Clones? Heh heh...you're not kidding are you?
"I am who's Father"?!
I laugh at you Lucas. HAHAHAHAHAHA. I am Obi Wan. HAHAHAHA.
"So THATS how you thought up the Lightsaber!"
"do I really I get to kiss a wookie!!!"
you call that a lightsaber????
Ha ha!! I fell in a pool, and now everything seems really green!!
"What? You want me to take off me clothes for this scene? Not appealin' to the kids no more, huh?"
"When you said we were havin' a wet t-shirt show... I figured it was with Natile."
"That is one big loogie, George... you truly are the dark lord of the spit."
Ewan: "Oh my God! Those big budgets WERE over-compensating for something!"
George is quite embarrassed when Ewan points out his open fly in front of the entire crew. The laughing didn't help.
Ewan MacGregor: "Jar Jar's a SENATOR now?! What a great joke!" George Lucas: "Actually, I'm being serious..."
Geez, George you weren't joking when you said it was small
You bent my wookie
That's the smallest one I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of them!!
well hiiii therrrrrrreeeeeeeeee!!!!
"Bloody hell, you ARE my Father"
George, I know this is funny and all but how long do I have to hold this!?
Can I use this for my light-saber instead?
Ewan McGreggor's reaction when Lucas told him that Jar Jar would hardly be in EP2
you call THAT a lightsaber?
Ewan: (Laughing) I look like who?
Aha! I see your schwartz isn't as big as mine!
Lucas: "Look at you! Jesus Christ!" Ewan: "Did you just call me Jesus? (Slight laugh)" Lucas: "No, you look like crap....well...you do look like him..."
You want me to jump through WHAT?
Come on Ewan, its not THAT small
Things stopped being so funny after lucas unzipped his pants and threatened to "Whip out his lightsaber"
"It-it's not what it looks like George! I was just standing too close to R5 and one thing led to another and I, um, got stuck..."
"I will do anything Mr. Lucas....ANYTHING, to be in Episode III..."
"Ewan, you're Light Saber is showing...."
Natalie, you know perfectly well you aren't in this scene...
Obi-Wan - "The name for Episode III is WHAT!???"
Er, Ewan, I'm telling you for the last time, you can't wear green pants on the set!
DO you really mean it?!?!?! I really look good with a beard?!?!??
"Hey George, why am I scheduled to do an ad for Colgate?"
HAHA I pantsed You!
If you lower the amount of money I'm getting for this picture, The Lightsabre's coming up! NOT LAUGHING NOW ARE YOU?
Obi-Wan: "HAHAHA!!! You are never going to beat Spider-man now!" Lucas: "I know, I have failed."
"Oh, I get it. Artoo's dragging him!"
And this one's going to be better than the Phantom Menace, you say??
Nice ..er.. lightsaber, George!
George, please, the bathroom is over there.
"Sorry, eheh, sir, I uh, seem to have somehow gotten my sleeve caught in your fly..."
thats it???? its only that big.....hahahahaha
J-boy
AND then you want me to do what?!?
Ewan, I said i would see about you being in episode III doing that isnt going to help me make up my mind. but dont stop its nice !
Hello
Ewan McGregor after one too many pints of Guiness
Yoda does what?!?
Obi-Wan finds out that the clones are all copies of George Lucas.
Obi-Wan: "Does it tickle if do this?
George - "Its cold, and I've been swimming!" Obi Wan - "yeah, uh huh!"
That's the size of your "Lightsber!"
Jedi
ha ha, i am the true jedi knight
Anakin? Evil? Ha-ha-ha-ha!
That The Smallest Light Saber I ever saw
George gets depressed as Ewan mocks his "Force"
Substitute my lightsaber with my WHAT?!
"AAAH ! George, your'e stepping on my foot !!!"
That is the tiniest thing I've ever seen GEorge!
Did you have a stroke or something recently? You're mad!
Damn George I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to hurt your gungan foot!
Ewan finds out the Geroge is making Jar-Jar a padawan in Episode III
i thought it was mine jorge!
Next time be more careful when you zip up, George.
Lucas: "Your beard must be longer so you look older, how many times must I tell you!?" Obi: "What! It took me three years to get this far!"
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
I told you not take those death sticks
I'm hom....OH, MY GOD!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING????
Lucas, you suck! You haven't directed anything good since American Graffiti!!!"
You call that a Lightsaber ??
You call that a Lightsaber ??
Obi Wan -- It happens to lots of guys, George
Wow...I could use that for Episode Three!
George: *sigh* Your pitiful english accent and subtle Jedi powers are no match for my lawyers.
You want me to do WHAT with my lightsaber?
"Georgy please not now, i'll show you your favorite "saber" later............"
Doesn't it Tickle !!
Hey George guess what? Spidey beat you!!!
Hey George, is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Hey, it DOES glow!
Is this yours??
But George!!!!! I don't want to do that!!!!!!!!
"Your joking right! You don't really want me to strip, do you?"
I can see why you'd call it a "light" saber George. Ha ha ha ha. I'm fired, aren't I?
Its
It's me foot, George! That frikkin monster were real, man!
I see your schwartz is as big as mine...
Taking one for the team
You want me to do WHAT?
You mean I don't have to work with Jake lord again? Alright!!!
"I've been dying a little every day"?!! You're actually using that line?
"George when you said feel the force I had something totally different in mind."
Midichlorians?? AHAHAHAHAHA
George! You wet your pants!
hey, that's not my lightsaber!
"Two Jedi walk into a bar......No, I'm serious."
"And then he says, "but honey, that's not MY bantha!"
Gl becomes walking zombie after taking some death sticks.
It! Just! Won't! Come! Off!
Judge me by my size, do you ?
Yes, your right! It looks and feels real......
Look at how short George's lightsaber is!
George: Why didn't someone tell me my fly was open.
With remarkable good humour and presence of mind Mr McGregor quickly helped avert an on-set scandal when the Director 'popped out' during the first day of filming.
Hey guys! George just pissed his pants!
Keep your hands off my 'saber!
"let's see....9 million for you, Ewan, 97 million for me..."
C'mon George, you mean that's your "lightsaber"?
You want me to do what with Jar Jar????
You call THAT a lightsaber?!
Is that a light saber or are you just happy to see me?
"Ha! Thats a little short for a lightsaber don't you think?"
"Oh, the lightsabre faces THIS way!"
You a funny guy. I like funny guys!
Ewan and George, after a day's worth of drinking, compare their own "lightsabers," much to Lucas' embarassment.
Ha ha ha! With all this green, it makes your face look blue!
Ewan: "And so the guy says to the genie, 'But I didn't wish for a 12-inch pianist!' Hah!" Lucas: "You're fired."
Ok, it`s just a joke, i'm taking up your zipper now!!! jajaja
Ewan: Hey George, look I was thinking that instead of having CGI characters, we could go back to using puppets! I've made a couple of my own to show you!
Ha! Mine is bigger. Thicker too. Highlanders.
You SO look like Padme when you do that
"What's so funny? It's not the size that matters, it's how you use it!"
Your title is WHAT?! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
"My god you have a small wanker, George!"
Let's try that again!
GEORGE: i know my yoda belt buckle looks stupid, but do you have to laugh at it Ewan
Oh my God, George, it's so small!
George you really want me to do the Trainspotting toilet scene in here ?yyyyyyeeessssss
Hey George, your fly is open....MADE YA LOOK!!!
Don't be embarrased, it doesn't look THAT small
You're right George, that is the funniest thing I've ever seen!
You have to be kidding! I thought this was the shower scene!
GEORGE : Ewan, I know you're excited about being Obi-Wan, but you don't have to thank me THAT way.
I don't care if he is the 'CHOSEN ONE'. I'm gonna take my lightsaber and do like THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wow i never seen one so small before!
It ..it..its sooo small.
Damnit, George, I'm trying to take a dump here!
"What the F*%* were you thinking??"
Carrie was right, it really IS smaller than Yoda's! HAHA!
"So this is what you meant when you said i could have a pink lightsaber..."
Your "sabre"'s kinda short, George!
You have got to be kidding me...you haven't heard that one before?It's a knee slapper!!
thats got to be the smallest sabre i've ever seen!
ddd
Oh my god! Now thats big! Can I touch it?
*Laughing* George? Do you realize your urinating on the set?
George, you can't mean that this little twerp is going to kill me one day!!
I have to go real bad.
You're calling the film what??? HAAAAAA!!!!
"Your serious, thats the title? thats a good one!!"
HAH! No freakin way I'm taking my clothes of.
You're calling the movie what?
You must be kidding me! That _can't_ be the new Anakin!
George! I had NO idea!
Joshua Slingerland
This is the face that got me the part in Moulin Rouge.
Sorry about your pants, George!
You wan't me to pull gently, ay?
Now I know why you are making these movies..
I told you mine was bigger than yours!
Is this really yours or did you use ILM to create it for you, since that M5 outside the office tells otherwise..
You want me to do WHAT?? ha ha ha. Surely you're joking!
You wanted it red but I painted it green. Isn't that hilarious?
Now all we need is a working script and we have a movie.
HaHa! Are you kidding?? I'm not touching THAT
Jarjar destroys the universum? You GOTTA be kiddin' me!
Oh My gosh, my zipper has been down the whole time!
"Okay, George!! I'll do a third one!!! Just let go of my testicles..."
"Yes Ewan, I hired Jake Lloyd on purpose, I thought he could act..."
ha ha
Ewan...if you don't stop getting into the beer i'm gonna have to pull you.
"Come on, it would be hilarious if I showed my penis in this scene!"
What do you mean he beats me George?
i see your shwortz is bigger then mine
"Ewan, please stop pulling on it. And please please dont laughg at it's size anymore."
You're right, George! It looks and feels just like a lightsaber!
it's not the size of the force it's how you use it
"Count Doo....HA HA HA HA!!!... Count... I can't say it.... Doo... OK, OK, here goes. Count Doo....No, really..."
"What? You gotta be kidding! Yoda is bigger than that!
"What? You gotta be kidding! Yoda is bigger than that!"
you mean that whole 3 hours when u said we couldn't have a break, the camerea wasn't on
Dont worry mister Lucus....it happens to everyone once and a while...
Dont worry mister Lucus....it happens to everyone once and a while...
Hello! Mr Lucas! Its always been a dream of mine to meet you in person, can i have your autograph? Make it out to Obi-Wan,
"You call THAT little thing a lightsaber?!!!"
That's a small threat, a very small threat...HA!
Look of Obi-Wan when George offers a Blow Job
Ewan: George, not again! HOw many times have I told you that you need to use the bathroom BEFORE you leave for work!?
So that's where you put Jar Jar!
HA, Goerge! You have to have BALLS for a prostate exam!
Blah ha ha! Ok ok George. You're killing me!...Now really, what's the real title of episode 2?
Ani killed those people? By golly, I never thought he had it in him! Hahahaha!
Head,Shoulders.knees and toes knees and toes
you mean to tell me, mine is bigger then yours!!!
You're kidding! Flannel shorts, too?
LOL, yeah I remember when Yoda was only this, Hey wait he has always been knee high to a grasshoper.
Hey! There's a spider on your shoe! Made ya look!
WOW, I thought it would be bigger than that, I mean well you know being so strong in the force you would think that, well they do make stuff for that now, geesh its smaller than master Yoda's.
haha! Damn your's is small!
attack of the what?
So that's where the inspiration for Mace Windu's purple lightsabre came from!
that small huh?
Lucas: "Size matters not! Look at me! Judge me by my size,do you?"
"Size matters not. Judge me by my size do you?"
Ewan "That's it! That's pathetic! The force is certainly weak with you"
OK Ewan, ha ha! YES, it's a FRIKKIN' wig, now zip it!
"You can't be serious?! Do you even try anymore?"
"What do you mean a three foot tall puppet with a cane can kick my ass?!?"
"Ha Ha, so your schwartz *isn't* as big as mine.""
"No, Really! Pull my lightsaber!"
That small huh?
Sean Russell
So you mean to tell me that I am not the main point of this movie? Don't lie
You want me to say THIS dialogue?
Inside, George swore that this would be the last time he would ever play "haggis" with a scotsman!
Lucas: "It's not the size of a lightsaber that's important, it's how you use it."
"George, you call that a light saber?"
"I'm Just glad Jar Jar isn't in this movie! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
No, turn your head and THEN cough....
Hahaha....you're such a comedian, George...now where's the rest of my salary?
"Cough!"
man one of those jawas asked me out for dinner what do i do if it get ugly
Did you hear how loud that was!! I only had Broccoli for lunch!
Is that your lightsaber or are you just happy to see me?
You want me to do what, George?!?!?
haha!!! so i was with yo mamma yesterday and...
Now George don't worry, I am just fixing my zipper.
Yes!! You mean i will get to fight Anikin!
You call that a lightsaber?!?
"I see your Schwartz isn't as big as mine!"
you gatta admit that was a great fart!
If I sink this next putt, you have to call Episode III "Jar-Jar the Jedi"!
I really think this lightsaber is longer than your shlong
If I sink this next putt, you have to call Episode III "Jar-Jar the Jedi"!
Why yes sir, your jowels are impressive
George gets caught in his zipper
Seriously? You thought Hayden was straight?
Lucas: "And then Threepio will make a bunch of stupid puns, like 'What a drag'!"
"You want me to do what? Are you nuts?"
Yes, of course I'll zip up your fly, sir....and thanks again for that three picture deal.
Oh my God, George! You DO look like an Ewok!!!
I said "Show me your lightsaber, not, oh nevermind."
"HA HA HA! (Geez! George's jokes are always so CORNY!)"
The Emerald City? That's a nerf of a different color! Ha HAAAA!!! What, George, you don't get it...?
George: "We're pissing on the set in hopes that this will be a good movie" Ewan: "Bloody fat chance o'that!!! HAH!"
Ok, I'm holding onto it. Now what? Wait this isn't a lightsabor
"It was then that I had my first taste of something called Green Absinthe..."
My God, George! It's so tiny!
Narrator: This man is so drunk he can't even follow the officers simply instructions.
You really think those line's are
You really think Anikan will score with those lines?
What stunt crew? Everything was computer generated.
...and your wife is satisfied with that thing?
You make how much money?!
"I know its small Ewan, but there is no need to laugh"
Ewan: Wait, I'm supposed to pretend that YOU'RE Jango Fett?
"Good one George, now really, where are my real lines?"
"Ha-ha! You directing the 3rd? You must be bloody out of your mind!"
Ewans response when George tells him the Episode II will be up against Spiderman in the box office.
CrimDefender
"When I said twirl your lightsaber in a menacing way Ewan, I didn't mean THAT lightsaber."
Oh!!! THAT Clone Army order!!!!
Did you know that with Digital technology you zoom in up to 300%
You're holding it the wrong way Ewan!!!!
"Look George: my teeth glow white in this room!"
George told a funny.
You call THAT a lightsaber?
I know, I forgot my pants
Hah! I told you mine was bigger!
My.. that's quite a lightsabre you got there, ha ha!
That's not your lightsaber, Ewan...
Lime green, LIME GREEN!!!! What are you insane!!!
Ewan... it's so big!
George: "My fly is open" Ewan: "Let me get that master"
Look how big it is!
See George! Mine IS bigger than yours!!!
BOOM!!!!!! HAHA!!!! BOOM!!!!! BBBBBOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Ya mean I get to smack Hayden upside the head??!!! YES!!!!
OBI ONE-Ha HA HA. Lucas-What, its not that small.
OBI ONE-Ha HA HA. Lucas-What, its not that small.
So then the droid says, "Where'd my sprocket go?" Haha, ya get it?
"Uh, George, what was that about Jango and a disintegration?"
Ha ha ha, I knew it! It couldn't possibly be that long!!
Hello!
"You mean Anakin WILL be the death of me?! HAHAHA, right..."
-And the wookie said "that's not my arm!" HA HA HA HA
I see your Schwatrz is as big as mine!!!
...and until that moment, George had kept his narcalepsy
...and until that moment, George had kept his narcalepsy a secret...
You're worth HOW much?
George was obviously upset at Ewan's reaction to his dialog writing technique.
Oh let me get that, George!
George went around showing his "lightsaber" to everyone on the set, and they all had the same reaction.
Hey! Ewan, that's private !
really George you make me laugh, Sea Green just isn't my color!
You actully think I'm gonna do that? HA HA HA HAAA (falls down)
"Your Serious? There is no way you are getting me to play Yoda since he's sick. Anyway im much too tall."
After playfully splashing Mr. Lucas, Ewan is unaware of the anger he quelled. *sound of true force lightning being shot at Ewan, who was already wet*
Ewan McGregor has a good laugh when finding out that he landed on the set of the Matrix while George Lucas bows his head in shame.
Hey!! I can't belive it...its George Lucas!!!
Here is an example of what happens when you work with someone like Hayden Christianson
Ewan McGregor hears the title of Episode III
Your gonna pay me with credits? Let me get my attorney.
Ha, See I told you I had a lightsaber for a penis!
Obi-Wan: " You've got to be kidding me, George! I'm not flying that piece of styrofome!"
"Haha! I've been drenched in water, shot at, insulted and lied to! And you want me to do that scene AGAIN?!?! You're kidding, right? You had BETTER be paying for my therapy sessions!"
so i take it u like the viagra the doctor perscribed
Ewan finally looses his mind after hours of pretending he is fighting monsters behind green backdrops.
Ah George! You think you can direct? How CUTE!!
"HA! I knew it was YOU that farted!"
Lucas: "Why are you laughing? It's not THAT small!"
Attack of the Clones... You're kidding, right?
Ampaze du IDIOT !
"GREAT! I thought it would look wierd with green walls."
"Come on now George, its just a little spilt milk."
"The one thing I learned, never get the director wet."
George.. HA!! My Lightsaber is stuck in my zipper!!
Made you look!
You want me to put it Were!
"Oh, so THAT'S how you grip a rod."
[In his deep Scott accent] You've got to be kidding me George! You want me to do what?! Hahahahahahah!!!!!!!
George, does this beard make me look fat?
um tellin ya' George, my acting wouldn't be so flat if you would just give us some real environments
That's not a lightsaber I'm grasping George.
Ewan: I'm so wasted! I'm so wasted!
Did you just fart George?!?
With Ewan laughing aloud, George reconsiders modeling the Clones to his likeness...
No, that's not my lightsaber!! Ha ha ha!
Hayden and Natalie do WHAT? You've gotta be kiddin' me!
you expect how much for the opening of your cookbook
"hahaha!!! I hope you can make it extend like a lightsaber!"
what, are u some kinda priest now
I see, your lightsaber is longer!
"Whaaattss Uppp!!!!!
"Just one more take McGreggor" "NOOO! (stabs lucas)" "Its plastic, McGreggor"
SOrry i was told I had to KILL Zack
My God George your lightsaver is bloody HUGE!
So that's why the lightsabers are so long, compensation! I don't get the colors though.......oh. Nevermind.
Wait, wait...let me get this straight. YOU'RE the Dark Lord of the Sith?
Senator Lucas. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on the set.
Get me a microscope.
Oh.... terribly sorry... that must be your lightsaber, not mine. Ha Ha eh...
Dang, that's a big zit!
You call that a beard?
What did I do to deserve this?
Stop it your pulling to hard!
Lucas: Take #4598 Ewan: Hehe Mwhaua Huh Huh! Ill show you take! Lucas: Why me?
"The adhesive is so strong, I can eat apples and corn on the cob again!"
Hayden and Natalie got caught!!!
"But seriously, what's my line for this scene?"
Lucas shows off his "lightsaber" and everyone gets a good laugh
Gosh, George, you should try one of the Swedish LIghtsaber pumps....
Ethan: "I have a boner for you George"
You want me to do that scene again? Ha ha ha ha ha...wait, you're serious....
Oh!!! It's so BIG!!!!!
You call that big?!?
That *IS* Small
"You're calling it 'Attack of the WHAT?!?' "
Pussy Fuckin' Central!!!
"George!, dont be pulling that out!
George! You Silly Goose! You want me to put the lightsabre where!?!
George! You Silly Goose! You want me to put the lightsabre where!?!
You've got to be joking! Industrial Light and who?
"Funy thing is, you dont know whats going to be behind you.."
You what? Wanna replace me now
You what? Wanna replace me now
You what? Wanna replace me now
You what? Wanna replace me now
You what? Wanna replace me now
You what? Wanna replace me now
You what? Wanna replace me now
"Woah! Lucas! Your's glows?"
"That's it?!?"
Hey George i was just kidding, the title for the movie is great, no need to cry.
Damn George that is small!!
i can barely grab on to it george. it's too tiny
HAHA! That's funny, now what's the real name of Episode 2?
you've wet my pants ewan!
You promised you wouldn't laugh!
"No, Ewan, I'm serious: Jar Jar is your father."
HAHAHA Looks like I accidentally spilled your intestines.
I'm not sure what george is looking at at but it sure must be funny
George: Say, Ewan I've got this throbbing boil, you think I should be worried? What are you laughing at?
Unfortunatly for Star Wars fans everywhere there shall be no more star wars films since George's untimely "Qui Gon" style death last week.
You are.. you.. you are darth Sidious?!?!?!? .. *snicker**snicker*.*bursts into laughter**the grayhaired man*.. MOMMY! that jedi's making fun of me!!!!!
"you're kiddin', rite george?!?...but you said she wasn't underaged!"
George experiences shrinkage.
C'mon George, kicking me in the shins will not make my injuring more realistic on screen.
I guess your schwawrtz IS bigger than mine!
Hey, your schwartz is as big as mine!
"Ewan, That's how's you hold your lightsabre"
GL: "Yeah, and then this Raimi guy says he's gonna beat us in the box office!"
"George, I thought your lightsaber was green."
Ewan: "That is a small light saber you?ve got George!!"
Ewan- do i have something in my teeth
Ep III, what do you think about.."Return of the Jar Jar"?
that's your light saber!! HA! HA!
"Thats the size of your Sabre??, You gotta be kidding right!?"
" AHAHA , I thought you said you sabre was BIG !! "
"I'm sorry, but were just using you as a test subject for a horrible virus" Ewan- "your just kidding? right?"
boy
"Hehe sorry George, i won't make fun of your script anymore"
What did I screw up on now George? Don't make me take you out with my saber.
you know I'm ticklish down there
Obi Wan: "Nice Zit", Lucas: "shut up...you're fired"
"I would have thought you would have had bigger balls than that to put Jar-Jar in the second one.
"I would have thought you would have had bigger balls than that to put Jar-Jar in the second one.
My, that's a large lightsaber!
the exorsith
You want Hayden Christensen to carry on the legacy of Obi Wan?
jaja george, don't worry, it's a bit small but It does coldly here out
No I?m dead serious Ewan, that?s gonna be the title for Episode Three.
hey you've got one too, a lightsaber...
Long, even for a Jedi huh!
I think 'maggot' is an optimistic word!
YES! You're really taking Jar Jar out of the movie?
For a Jedi you've got incredibly soft hands.
hey i hate this movie!
BUTTERED TOAST!
Mr Lucas makes a note to himself- "Lost too much weight in Tunisia, buy a new belt!"
Don't laugh! I just need to zip up my fly.....
You really think i'm gonna fly that starship?!?!?!?!?!
Oh, I'm sorry forgot to put Energizer in my lightsaber
George, do I have something in my teeth?
Obi Wan= I can finally look at your face since you got a face lift! Guy= Now you get a face lift. You look like a werewolf/
"is that a lightsaber in your pants or are you just glad to see me?"
Obi-wan thought it was a joke when Lucas told him he was going to die in episoe four
whoops...heheheh...heh...heh...please don't replace me with Kenneth Branagh, please don't replace me with Kenneth Branagh..
George: (sad) JarJar won't be in this movie as much. Ewan: "YES!!"
Lucas looks on in horror as Obi Wan cuts his belt with his lightsaber...
"Hey, I told you not to touch me there on set!"
Sometimes, things just 'slip out'.
See, if ya just yank on it...it'll work!
"For a great director you sure have a small...!"
"Are you serious? A NUDE scene with Natalie?!"
"Ewan, would you please stop playing with your light saber and get back to work."
"Yoda's a friendly little bugger isn't he?!"
HAHAHA!
Ha! No really I have to what?
Lordy! I got you right in the face didn't I?
.....what do you mean my parts are showing?
I have a boner!
George ".....what do you mean my parts are showing?"
"...and then the bounty hunter says 'that's no chewbacca, that's my wife!"
George fills Ewan in on the plot for Episode III...
Ewan: Hey george what's that on your face? lucas: come on ewan focus ewan: I can't it's so funny looking! what is it anyways?! MAKE UP!
"Shaggy, I am your father..." NOOOOOOOOOOOO
i'm not THAT ugly, ewan.
Sorry George, I didn't mean to cut off your "Tusken Raider!"
You want me to put the lightsaber where?
No George.... I would never touch your daughter
You call that a "wanka"...Heh, heh!
I did NOT want to see that!
Thats the smallest lightsaber I've EVER seen!
Lucas is explaing Yodas fight scene
Obi-wan learns the secret powers of whitening toothpaste. Thank you Master Lucas!
Surely, you can't be Sirrious! I am Sirrious, and don't call me Shirley!
"You sure you want me to use that lightsaber, George?"
"That can't be my salary! You've got to be kidding me right?"
(Jedi Mind Trick) I am your boss - you will laugh at my jokes!
Dooku gets whipped by YODA???? HAHAHAHAHHA!
ok, listen Mcgreggor u dropped your lightsaber on my foot!
Wait, wait, wait, you want me to go out that window?!?!
But George, I get my kit off in every movie.
"That's not a REAL lightsaber, Ewan." -George Lucas
Ewan : "Ah ah ah ! That's all George ? I thought your light saber..."
"You want me to stick it where?"
HA HA!!! YODA HAS A BIGGER ONE THAN THAT!!
Ewan: Haha, I just realized this room is all GREEN! --- George: You SURE you didn't have a death stick?
So that's how Jar Jar dies in Episode 3! Great George! Finally Jar Jar will be really funny!
I see your schwartz IS bigger than mine!
Wow these penis pumps are really fun
Now your cumming to the dark side!
Now I see the resemblance... you are my father!
I FARTED!!!!!
I'm gonna stab you!!
Lucas: I'm going to play Count Dooku ::Ewan falls on floor laughing::
Really Ewan, the fact that I shot that A &E Episode II Biography with my fly down wasn't all that funny...
::Obi-Wan uses the force to unzip Lucas' fly. He only realizes this when the other aide points this out.::
Ewan: So THAT'S where you got your idea for Yoda!
Oh my god, I can't believe I am meeting George Lucas
Yoda is so old, but he moves so fast.
That's funny George, now where's my paycheck?
Ewan: Yah I know, Star Trek sucks
Ewan: Star Trek
George: Star Trek sucks!!!
You got to be kidding, George, you're replacing me with a CGI?
You traded the movie rights for some magic beans? Har Har Har!!
oh,oh! I wanna ride the machine thingy this time!!!! please George!
that's right! this toilet can flush down all your waste with only 1/2 a gallon of water!
Ewan:ooops sorry george, there wasn't much there anyway.
Geoge show where he got the idea for the light saber
Hey George, your shoes are untied! Made ya look!
I am a Jedi
George, don't be silly. I will be in Episode III!
George - 'We could just leave the set like this with no special effects and people would still say we have the best effects ever.' Ewan - 'I know!! '
I can't belive Warwick is still down there...
but i cant stop drinking, I'm an alcoholic
Now that's what I all a saber!!
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or our you just happy to see me
George!!!..........quick, pull my finger!!!
You want me to what???
...so the guy bends over and drops his pants, and Threepio says, Im a protocol droid, not a proctologist droid!!!!
Gee Ewan...those Crest Whitestrips worked wonders for ya!!!
George:Ewan,you hafta do this...(shows him script) Ewan:You're joking,right?
Ewan: So thats not where i should put my lightsaber!
Sorry George, I didn't mean to cut it off, I hope they can make more than just right arms.
Forsee dark times ahead, very dark times.
Sorry George, but it's the sugar...allllll that sugar in those little Krispy Kremes....::falls backwards, still smiling::
EWAN: Hey George, you look all yodafied down there! LUCAS: I have a very large and regularly shaped Penis. EWAN: You have a very large and regularly shaped penis.
Sorry George, but it's the sugar...allllll that sugar in those little Krispy Kremes....::falls backwards, still smiling::
In hopes of gaining younger viewers, George decided it was best to replace OB1 with Ronald McDonald...
What the heck's my english teacher doing here? Mr. Christie of SR, New Jersey, DON"T DO DRUGS!
Ob1...hippie...Ob1....Hippie....Ob1....hippieee--
Yeah, I'm sure it's cold in here...real sure....
And I do love thee, therefore go with me. I will give thee faeries to attend on thee, and they shall fetch thee jewels from the deep and sing while thou on pressed flowers dost sleep...
Christmasss with my plastic tauntauns....Xmas with my Millenium Falcon...Xmas...a long time ago in a galaxy far,far away...
No...purple does not suit your complexion...and if you ever show me those boxers again...
If I only had a brain...
Voldemort? Wrong movie,George...
Great Wizards!
We are the Jedi Knights who say "NI NI NI NI NI!!"
Yeah, we're all BRITONS and I am your King!
Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
Gotcher konK!
This is the reason our mothers warned us not to make funny faces...
"Don't laugh at my little saber, Ewan!"
George! George! I can't find him! I can't find Yoda!
And then, the Jawa, hahah more fun than drop kicking a midget!
unreleased picture of obi wan hyped up on spice.
Ewan: oh, Mr. Lucas! what a surprise!
Oh mr. Lucas what a surprise! i wasn't slacking off, i swear!
Its funny you ask where hes at George, I told that Jar Jar fellow not to look directly into the "Shiny Light Stick"
"its just so little"!
master Obi-wan can i be a Jedi?
George: Master Obi-Wan, can I be a Jedi?
Ewan cut a lil something off George and finds it quite funny. Unfortunatley a Lucas knows no humor
Huh?! I wasn't trying to steal the lightsabers again!
"Oh George, guess what I slipped into your coffee this morning?" HAHAHAHAHA!
What George?! Your gonna call this movie Attack of the Clones?! AHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHA! Why don't you just rape me to death! Seriosuly! Impale me with your "lightsabre" so I never have to see this film!
Here, McGregor reacts to the dialog from the love scene...
George: "I've changed my mind, Obi. You won't fall into the ocean on Komenor after all."
Oooppss, thats not my lightsaber. My Bad!!!
RR2 can fly? Yoda isn't actually crippled? BRILLIANT!
Ahahaha! You want me to act with these crappy green screens!! Thats gold!! Wait - you're serious?
Ewan: You call THAT a lightsaber? Ha!
You want me to do what?
I don't want to be a Jedi, I want to be a sith! Waaaaaaaaa.
dude you have a huge cock
HA HA! You call that a zipper?! This is a zipper
You call that a lightsaber?
AHH, SCARY LADY!!!!!!!!!!
ja ja sorry george but is that your laser sowrd?
your kidding! I'm won the Publisher's Clearinghouse! Now I can buy that little planet on the outer rim and retire!
LUCAS U DID STOCK A DONKEY!
Looks like he MIGHT have taken a few Death Sticks.....
I can splash you all I want George! You can't possibly replace me, I've been in 2 movies now.
HAHAHA!!! Thats a good one..... What? it wasnt a joke? I'M FIRED???
oh youre kidding
Oh you wanted me to be talking to the tennis ball, not the Red dot, sorry George.
I want to be Amidela
"I can't believe it's not real!"
It's so small
Outside? We're going to do some filming OUTSIDE? a ha ha ha ha ha... you're a funny one, George.....
George, you can type that shit , but you sure can't say it!
Hahaha! You want Obi Wan character to be killed by Jango Fett? My play here is not finished yet!
Your lightsaber is caught in your zipper
Ewan try
"Ha Ha, the joke's in your hands George!!"
You mean it!!! I get to kill Jar Jar
You're still keeping Jar Jar in the next episode?
(George) "I've got a BAD feeling about this..."
Yeah! Good Idea! Let's make the Koreans and Japanese wait until July to see the movie!
"Hey, you're George Lucas! You're my hero! You invented that awesome Holiday Special!"
OH! SO IT'S NOT ACTUALLY GREEN!!
Lucasfilm films scene from George vs Obiwan rain fight scene.
Lucasfilm films the George vs Obiwan rain fight scene. Director: Action! *George kicks Obiwan off ledge* George: "uh oh not good"
Here I am, Jedi Master, and alls I do is help Lucas take a piss!
Im not crawling out of another toilet, George.
Yeah, I'm too lazy to write you guys an email, so Im writing you here. You liked AOTC didn't you? Silly me, of course you did! It absolutely rocked! I've already seen it 3 times! Go Star Wars!
Oh come on! Gimme my lightsaber back!
"Haha! Look at that booger!"
But it's so small George!
hey ol buddy nice to see you its been a while, do youre arm pits still stink? and do you still have those big digusting 10 warts on your butt? and i see you used zit cream because i cant see one!
Your beard is WAY funnier than mine!!!
Um, Ewan? Can I have my belt back now? And no, that isn't Yoda on my boxers. Really.
"So then the Sittar player gets jealous, so he whips out a lightsabre and kills the Duke! Isn't it a great idea, George?"
"Watch where you're pointing that light sabre, Ewan."
And you can tell everybody . . . this is my lightsabre
"You won't be in EpIII, you're replaced."
Yes, good, but I need more suprised/ in pain expression.
Look at the size of that thing!! HAHAHA!
George: "THIS is my lightsaber!"
Yes, yes, I can see how big it is, but we're still going to use the saber props. Now put it back for God's sake!
Random Caption
by George... it is unbelievably huge obi wan!
The Force is not strong with this one.
"I.... *hahahahaha!* I... I'm sorry, george... the name of the movie is WHAT again????"
Jar Jar started the clone wars? You must be joking
You mean that your not doing episode iii?!
lucas finds out that ewan mcgregor wasnt as smart as he though ,which he worked out from his reaction to him reminding him 'obi wan actually dies u know?!'
He`s fallen asleep again on set, I`ll bet he won`t notice if I stick this lightsaber down his trousers !
You fell for it again-the oldest trick in the book!!
Where the Ewoks modeled after you??? HEHE
And then the guy said, 'That's no jawa, that's my wife!'
Yoda? With a lightsaber? You must be kidding me!
"Look, George, mine's bigger than yours."
"Look at the size of that thing!"
oh! heres the real script!
"Yeah right!? Those can't be the love lines you gave Hayden!"
Lucas,you actually believe the force is real?
I have to stick your light saber where?!?
Ewan Mcgregor smiles uncomfortably as George Lucas reveals the true inspiration behind the Lightsaber
"Hahaha! Look how tiny George's lightsaber is!"
Ewan: You want ME to say THESE lines?
THIS is your house?
"Aw! gimme a chance, Lucas! I can fix it, see?!"
I call it my "little lightsaber".
George confesses that he put some subliminal "Buy Action Figures" ads in Episode II.
George Lucas in a candid moment with Ewan McGreggor, shows Ewan why he should have been in 'Velvelt Goldmine' as well.
Mr. Lucas! No, there's no fight going here, honest!
"Under my kilt is where i keep the special glow-in-the-dark meat sabre."
Simon says look down! Simon says look up! Look down! GOTCHA!
George: 'Put that thing away before you get us all killed.'
Sit Obi-One, SIT! Good Boy...
You're naming this Film that! hahahahha
Jedi: hahaha but it's so small!
" 200'0 credits for that pile of junk?"
"Then, when the eeopie looks back at him, he covers his nose and shouts "Pee-yousa"? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"
Damn George, that's small!
You call that a "lightsaber"!
**singing** "Coooome Whaaat Maaaay! I will love George, until the sequels end."
"The size of a krayt dragon's" my ass!
Obi-Wan- I can't believe the saber was in my ear, what a great trick George. George- I'm so ashamed
Ewan Mcgregor laughs as George tells him what the name of Episode 2 will be.
Kristopher Small
Wow, is this how my lightsaber is going to feel like?
"Very funny Ewan, now put it away..."
George! You peed on my hand!
Much to George's dismay and Ewan's delight, images of "There's Something About Mary" came to mind.
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Attack of the WHAT?!?!?!?!?"
You want to know my "process" George?
"hahaha your hair is going grey"
You have one to?!
And then....and then I went like..."Don`t you mean STAR BALLS?!" and then he...
Ewan`s responce when he hears that Natalie portman will have an affair with HIM and not that "Spoiled Canadian Bratt"!
You mean cgi doesn't mean crazy guys inc.???????
George I gotta go pee nowwwwww!
lucas and a laughing jesus
I make that much a second? Woo-hoo!
Yoda's "lightsaber" is bigger...
"Notice if you will, how the lightsaber cleans the floor as well as kills this Sith!"
Ha ha ha ha! Really funny George! You really had me going there for a second! Like Anakin would really turn to the dark side and eventually kill me! Ha ha!...... George?
You painted your entire room GREEN?!
"what are you laughing at? it's just a little cold in here that's all!!"
You Paid How Much?
The long untold secret of Obi Wan
Hahaha! You call that a fireman?
Ewan: HAHAHA! George: What? Ewan: Your fly's open! George: Oh. *zip* Ewan: Nice Jar Jar boxers! George: *blush*
george:**deep voice**"HERE COMES THE TICKLE MONSTER!"
Polar Bear Alert! Polar Bear Alert!
Wow! Hey guys check out what I did with my lightsaber!
*confused look*
Does this even NEED a caption? Just look at it...
Ewan's had a *bit* too much tumbleweed...
Super Sailor Smile Attack!
HA! Really...... you wanna see the size of my lightsaber.
Mentos: The Freshmaker
Ha Ha George look at the size of your penis, it's tiny!!! Thats why you created the light sabre to be the jedi weapon.
Ha Ha George look at the size of your penis, it's tiny!!! Thats why you created the light sabre to be the jedi weapon.
Gotcha noseee!
Ewan McGregor laughs as he cuts George Lucas's legs off with a lightsaber.
"You really got Sam Jackson to say 'This party's over?!?'"
but whatter we gonna do tomorrow night,brain!?
whats that George? We broke the billion mark?
me tarzan. me smile much. you jane?
George, you animal you!
"Ohh...sorry mate"!
"Nice...dress George..."
*whistling*....(Jamaican man)"Don't worry..... be happy" *whistling*
" A Yoda fight? HAHA!"
I only smile to keep from laughing at the horrid loss of Stormtrooper #502-10A2
I like my men like I like my coffee...strong,sweet...with a spoon...and ohh yeah, and a ultra-fake smile. ;)
" A Yoda fight? HAHA!"
Hows that feel???
When Ewan forgets something, these akward moments can last for quite some time.
Thats funny, what really happened to my check?
Westminster 2002: And here we have the Shih Tzu shown by EwanMcGregor...what a fine bitch he has...
Look at that hair!
What would you do for a Klondik bar?!?
Heh.. i dropped my.. ah... pen??
Are you feeling the force yet?
Mr. Lucas: "I knew all this green would make him crack..."
I smile...because I have no idea what's going on...
(He he he) "George don't ever grab my tit AGAIN
This is the smile that never ends...yes it goes on and on my friends...
"...and then I said, 'That's no Wookie, that's my wife!'"
After seeing this smile for the 94th time...I know I'm going to have some awful nightmares tonight... :P
I'll take you my pretty and your little dog too! ha ha haaa!
That's quite a Sailor Moon collection you have there...
George dont grab my "lightsaber" like that.
What? Anakin is going to try to sing, "Your Song" to the Queen? You know he can't sing like me in Moulin Rouge!
I've got a lovely bunch a coconuts...didley didly. there they are a'standing in a row...big ones.small ones some as big as a head! -
"Your shoe's untied! Get it, that's wacky Brit humour!"
(In a funny english accent)Oh, shit! George, hayden has a nude scene today!
*can we stop smiling now?* ...."No, not until this stupid caption thing is over"
made you look!
But master Yoda said I should never touch him there...
You wanna see my lightsaber?
Obi-Wan: I'm sorry George, but I didn't think it would be so small!
This is the smallest "lightsaber" I've ever held!
Hey George, your lightsabre's showing.
What George Lucas DOESN'T want you to know about Episode III
"No, really, it is a "most impressive" "lightsaber" George.
No really, whats the title for EP2?
George, your flies down again!
"what?! really? no way! You didn't just make him fall did you?"
Mr. McGregor is imprerssed by his directors assets - "Geez! I thought my balls were big!"
George- "See this bad boy? When I walked in on Hayden and Natalie, she forgot that HE was in the room! HAHAHAHHA"
Fired? You're kidding, right?
I didn't think it was THAT small, George!!
Your flies unzipped!
Your flies unzipped!
You want me to say WHAT in my next dialogue!
shit. you've pissed again. Haha, what r u gonna do about it. You need me for the film
You got to be kidding. Peter Jackson's going to direct the next film!?
"HA! You never told me we were really gonna cut haydens hand off! go one!"
Just as the battle between Jedi Lucas and Jedi Obi-Wan began, ILM's SFX shareware program expired.
All Right! I get to kill Jar Jar in the next movie?! YAHOO!
Mad Hat
You call that a lightsabre
Your schwarz is small hahahahaa
Obi: I love you man! you're soo darn sexy!
George, how in blazes did we end up in IKEA?
"Attack of the Clones!?!? You're kidding, right!?!"
"That's hilarious George! Jar Jar in Episode 2? Ha ha...ha....you are joking right?"
Hey look! Your penis does get hard when i rub it!
gotcha
Don't laugh, it's been a decade since I've seen it.
Ewan, put that thing away before you get us all killed.
Yes Ewan, that is my penis. Ha...ha.
Ha Ha Ha I dropped my pants
"The most powerful Jedi ever he said! Ha! No padawan steals my spotlight! You're changing that, right, George? The guy w/ the bigger lightsaber gets the girl. Let me show you!
Ha ha ha...that's a good one! No, seriously though...where's Yoda? I need to speak to him.
Hey Chewie... Pull My Finger.
Hey Chewie... Pull My Finger!
Honest,officer,my ID is in here somewhere...
So is that how we use it?!?!
"Ha ha! Thats your lightsbaber?"
Ewan shows George how he tried out for the part of 'The Joker' in the next Batman movie
"Ah, George! Your Schwartz isn't nearly as big as mine!"
I found the quarter..!! I found the quarter..!!
fgkjfkjh
He only thought George was kidding..little did he know where that lightsabre was going!!!
suckie-suckie ten-dollar?
I am a Jedi
Hahahahaha! That's the best joke I ever heard!
And I thought mine was excessivley Large
You had an affair with Carrie Fisher
A jedi's day off
Rick's producing this one too??? OHHHHHHH.... That's a good one George.... George? GEORGE???
you finally found it, and wow, its so small
George: I bent my wookie
i like to suck whale penis!
"Thats the light saber god gave you George?" Get it? YOU HAVE A SMALL PENIS!
My penis, it is fascinating
Is there really any way to make this picture clean/decent/sober/legal?
Told you those Lightsabers could Cut!
You want me to put it...where?!?!?!
What? I get to marry Padme in the end?
You want me to suck what george!
Lucas: "Don't laugh, it'll grow"
Sorry for wetting you.
Ewan: "Haha! That's GRAND! Palpatine is Sidious. I have never heard anything so hilarious!"
"Look at the size of that thing!"
Now shake it to the left or you not in the next sequel
Turn you head and cough.
you call that a light saber?!!
Obi Wan is having fun with Lucas' "lightsaber"
Look George! There's gullable on the floor!! HAHA! I gotcha again!
antsterr
"No, seriously, pull my finger Mr. Lucas. Hayden showed me!"
gdfs
It's so small!!
"George, That's not my lightsaber!"
That IS big! I need both hands to hold it!
You want me to say THAT?!!!
You think we can take Spider-Man?
Lucasfilm's latest new project on Everybody Loves Obi-Wan
Obi-Wan has a laugh with the gas station attendant as he fuels his speeder
"stuck in your zipper again!"
What? Padme falls in love with me! And, is that the reason why Anakin turns to the dark-side?
Ewan "You mean your going to let me cut off the mullet and beard for then next film!?!!"
...oh you mean YOUR light sabre...!
"George? Me take you out on a date. Hahahahahaha!"
HAHA! George that's not a lightsaber!
"C'mon George. Pull my saber!"
"Jar Jar again? You gotta be jokin' George!"
Hey George! lets make some blue screen porno!
"You got head from Jar-Jar?...didnt know it was like that George"
Your LightSaber is HOW BIG?!?!?!
Attack of the Clones! What kind of name is that George!
Ewan gets George to tell him the name of Episode 3: Jar Jar strikes back.
Ewww!!! It squirted!
George: "No Obi I don't think we can digitally re-attach it. Now turn off the saber before I make you room with Jar Jar."
"You have to get soaking wet for this series of scenes and the shooting will take 4 weeks." "Hahahaahahahaha, you are joking right?
John Langkusch
"Are you kidding? Is that REALLY my line??"
George didn't heed Ewan's warnings about going "all loopy" if he was forced to deliver yet ANOTHER line ending in "my young padawn".
The best way to cut the tension of first day shooting...cut a really juicy fart!!!
Lucas: "Ewan, you're fired", McGregor: "You're kidding George... you're kidding right?!"
"George, this kilt was a really bad idea!"
Ewan I asked you nicely NOT to show up drunk..next time im replacing you with a CG actor.
Lucas: "Ewan, you're being replaced by Jar-Jar.
"can you belive it ... they come in pink too"
Darth vader is Anakin Skywalker!
"YOU? You want to squeeze into the Jedi fighter?!?"
George: Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats.......Hooooooo
So then I said: 'Bantha?? I hardly know her!!!'
Haha!!! "Attack of the..." what?!
Oooo, can I keep him?
?don?t look so disapointed, it doesn?t smell that bad
"Really? I wont be getting taxed for this job?"
That's not a lightsaber!
"opps sorry ewan, i forgot to unzip...."
"THAT'S where you keep your lightsaber, Ewan???"
"Haha, oh that's a neat trick you do there, George... But please not in the greenroom."
man that fart was bad! what did you eat?
George, by god your flys down!!
So thats what you earth creatures have down there.
You want me to save the universe in a ship supported by wire!!??!!
"So Ewan, you throw water at my pants and you are laughing about it. Poor fool. Look what I got in my left pocket.......
See? Your zip isn't stuck!
How LONG is this lightsaber??
Soylent Green are made of PEOPLE!!!
Ewan gives Lucas a hand by zipping his trousers.
Oh George, this script kills me!
"That was the loudest fart I've ever heard, George..Do it again!!!"
OK Now you take yoda from behind
Your'e Joking, you mean I eventully die!
"I hear TFN are going to update their caption competition soon!" "Get outta here!"
GEORGIE!!! Stop that!! You know that's my ticklish spot!!!!
"You know George, one of these days you're going to have to learn how to zip up your pants yourself."
"As you can see, I dont need a bigger part"
(Rick saying in the background): "George, why'd you make Ewan watch the holiday special again?"
What, George? You said I look like a young Kenny Rogers? Funny one.
George failed to see the funny side when his flies broke
You call that a light saber?
'Call that a light sabre??!'
"Your fly is down you fat toad."
Hey Lucas, I think my saber was pointing the wrong way when I turned it on
Ewan McGregor's reaction when George Lucas told him his plans for "Howard the duck 2"
ObiWan: ME?! Jump through glass and grab a flying assasin droid?! That's the funniest thing I've heard all series!
Yeah, I know it's small, but you don't have to laugh!
"So a Padawan and a Jedi walk into a bar..."
George fills Ewan in on his plans for Jar Jar in Episode III
"Is that a Light Sabre in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?"
"Seriously George, can you believe how bad 'Eye of the Beholder' was... Oh my goodness, it stunk! Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Ha Ha Ha Looks like that didn't clone to well hehehe
Oh, grow up, Ewan.
what the fuck was that
HA-HA-HAAA! Dude, you oughta SUE the doctor who performed your Botox operation!
You mean I die in Episode IV?
George, if your lightsaber really that small??
George, is your lightsaber really that small??
Lucus: "How about for Episode 3, new Jedi garb...they all wear lumberjack shirts and dirty jeans."
That's funny, George! Jar Jar has the lead in Episode 2? That's REALLY funny!
Then the server crashed from all the non-typical "Pull my finger" captions
Ewan...this is'nt what I meant by getting our sabres out
I have twice as big as saber as you!!
Okay! Okay! I won't make fun of the title ever again!
"You call THAT your lightsaber George?!!HAHAHA!,/Better zip up!"
George finally tells the cast what the name of the movie will be
Stop laughing! It's not THAT small!!
Really ?!?! You do it with computers ?!?!
George: "You are really enjoying tugging on that thing, huh?"
Obi Wan finds himself along way from home
It;'s the green George. THE GREEN IS MAKING MAKING ME INSANE!!!
He He He He, no George, you did not see me "borrowing" this piece of the set.
...and then I told him "You don't want to sell me deathsticks. You want to go home and rethink your life"
Your paying how much to stand in a green room?!
"They never told you what happened to your movie's director, Ewan." "They told me enough! They told me you killed him." "No... I am your director." "NOOO!"
You...you want to do WHAT to my ears for Episode III???
You stuck your lightsaber where?!?
I don't believe it! You actually fell for the "pull my finger" gag! Ha ha ha!!
Up yours George Lucas. Get laid already!
Wow George! This is BIG!!!
George, maybe we should finish this shoot before you pee all over the place.
Wait, wait-you're saying I'm not getting paid until the next one?
Oh Yeah Ewan stroke harder
I get it! "You're going to be the death of me!!" That's some clever writing George!!
"Dooku?! That's the best you could come up with? DOOKU?"
You want the lightsaber where?
I just noticed- You look funnier than I do and you're not wearing a costume!
Kremit
You want me to do what with my lightsaber....thats gonna leave a mark
Here let me get that for you
Look George, this is embarassing enough, but does that old guy back there have to be there to?
Explain to me again how your lightsaber got stuck in my zipper
Lucas: "Ewan, I got a feeling someone is filming us right now..." McGregor: "What? You must be joking!"
Okay George just turn your head and cough
You mean that Master Yoda actually tried out for Spider Man?
Count Dooku?
Your right...Yoda is the right hieght!
Hey nice light-sabre, is itmeant to glow?
Oh I'm sorry was that your lunch?
You looked! Now I get to punch you!
obi wan: oops sorry, my lightsabre went off
You are so ugly!
You call that a lightsaber?!?!
Look Ewan, I already cast you as Obi Wan, you really don't have to do that...
Internationl pop sensations Ob-k and Gw on the set of there new music video, Gone in the Galaxy
Internationl pop sensations Ob-k and Gw,share a laugh on the set of there new music video, Across the Galaxy
George:Poop
George: Why did I create JarJar
"Mr. Lucas, please, I REALLY have to go!"
Hahaha, what does your wife do to satisfy herself? Not you at least.
Obi Wan giggles after confessing he sabotaged the clones' cuisine with a strong laxative...
Forget the small talk... It's payday!
It is a little cold in here isn't it?
Yes George, it is. It is that small.
Don't laugh, it's a grower not a shower
What, the clone army are all clones of one man. Gosh, George it's like your not even trying anymore!
you want ME to jump out that four hundred story building.
Oh THAT's George Lucas!
So this Wokiee walks into a bar with a Gundar under his arm and.......wait a minute, where the hells the scene? it wasn't that funny!!!
"Wanna see my REAL light saber?"
"So I was with this girl and she did this amazing thing...."
Pickles can be good on toast with some gravy
This is the fakest smile I can manage George, and I can only say "No, i don't regret being in Episdoe 1" so many time before I finally admit that it sucked.
Hey George, want some estacy
YOUR JOKING!!! You accidentally signed over the ENTIRE profit of this picture to me? Lucas: Shut up....
Haha yeah like your getting me to do that agin!!!
"Hahaha! Oh, geez, George, you're funny. So what does he say next? 'It's all Obi-Wan's fault, he's holding me back?' Hahahaha! Oh, George, your love stories crack me up."
...and so the termite says to the other, hey don't! He he, get it?
next week we turn natalie around!
see, i mention the words "phantom menace" and he falls asleep
HAHAHA! Jar Jar's in this movie, thats funny stuff Lucas! Wait.......you were serious? Oh crap.
Ha Ha Ha.....Evil George Lucas, I mock your value system!
"You just called him Count Dookie again, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?"
You're going to make that little green runt fight better than me!? That's a good one, George.
What Ewan is thinking- - -"Is he staring at what I think he is?"
AHAHA! My schwartz is bigger than your schwartz!
The fuck's your problem?
I see your shwartz is as big as mine.
Agian???? HaHaHaHaHa!!!! You Are Kidding? Right?!?!?!?!?!
Yea. . . . but there is a stunt double right. . . haha. . right??RIGHT???
"Ha Ha, that is the biggest thing I've ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!
If I had a cane like Yoda, I'd look like this!
"Your nickname was WHAT in high school?!"
Jaba? I didn't know you lived in there!
I feel a great disturbance in the Force: Another "pull my finger" joke!
Its a good thing you like green, cause this scene is filled with it!
-But George!! It was already like this when I found it! I was just trying to...
Hi Jackie, I wish you were here!
MAN I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!
George shows Ewan how to do your own circumcision with a lightsaber.
"Hey George-- Your fly's down. Hahaha you fell for it AGAIN!"
"Ewan, i am your farther"
Very funny, George! For a second there I thought you said you wanted me to jump OFF that building. Oh.
"Yeah right. Anakin couldn't hurt a fly..."
Padme ACTUALLY has a crush on me?!
Hey, thats not funny. I just had 7 hours make up on it.
my schwarts IS bigger then yours
Ewan had an unusual interpretation of Obi-Wan, but much to his chargrin Lucas corrected it with computers for the final cut
Whilst George was not amused, Ewan was beside himself after the old 'handcuff the Jedi to the spaceship gag'.
By the way Ewan laughed I knew that Mrs. Lucas had been lying when she said my lightsaber was a "Good size"
At first George Lucas was to play Jango Fett, but Ewan just could keep a straight face while fighting the oh mighty flanneled one!
"It was pretty obvious what Ewan was laughing at.."
George suddenly realised that he was caught, and that soon all the world would know why he wants his Star Wars movies to be BIGGER than anything else!
You americans, do you call that a lightsabre!!!
" george...ha,ha....nice light saber mace windu's is more...unique"
HA HA HA, you call that 10 inches!
You call that a light sabre?!
" Are you sure thats a lightsaber down there!? "
*Tear.. I thought my sabre was a 'good' size...
Wait, wait! You're gonna name this movie WHAT???
Ha ha ha! You want me to say what?... Oh you're serious.
Aciiiiiid!!!
Just getting some creamer for my coffee!
yes!we paid jar jar to be in every movie you ever make!hahaha!
so now i use my force pull...
Ewan "see? R2D2 is just a guy in a suit" george "oh yeah"...
Ewan "i saw bigger needles on the set of Trainspotting!"
"Ha ha ha! You want me to say what?... Oh, you're serious."
My lightsaber's bigger!
Well, whaddya know? It IS Calvin Klein!
Ewan fools George with his "furry little hobbits" gag.
George: What do you mean "You got tickets to the Coca-Cola 600 and I dont"? I hate Nascar anyway!
"ummm... ok ewan in this next scene we're going to adding your clothes in with CGI effects sooo..."
Ewan: Uncle! Uncle!
My saber is bigger than yours!
"Are you kidding? That's what I was talking about! Ha!
Does Georgy Worgy wike it when I tickle him?! YES HE DOES!
You see You CAN find it with the FORCE!!!
Even a Jedi Master can't resist the "you dropped your pocket" gag.
I look MAD don't I!?
You want me to read that dialogue on screen???
"I look absoLUTEly INSANE, Don't I?!?!"
Ewan macgregor: Damn..sorry iam late lucas...i got arrested by police for brainwashing Drugs Dealers
Hi George, I have a really good Idea for Doku`s last words before he leaves at the end: "I will be back!" (speaking like arnold) Haha, I love it!
Lucas showing Ewan his living room before the CGI wallpaper is added.
Umm.. Lucas, I think I stood on a Jawa!
HAHAHA - You call this a script?!
"... My beard looks more real than yours!!!!"
"You not going to ask me shake your Little Light Saber are you?
"You're not going to ask me shake your Little Light Saber are you?
"You're not going to ask me to shake your Little Light Saber are you?
Are you sure holding this little thing is part of my contract?
George, I don't mind working in digital... I even like the fact you got rid of Jar Jar... But I don't think this is a light saber... well... it is blue...
(giggle) Has this been digitally enhanced too?
(giggle) You're directing Episode III?
Ewan was a good sport. He always had a smile on his face... even during those awkward potty breaks...
"Don't forget the shake..."
How do you fight with this little thing?
"I'm so wasted! I see why you call this the green room!"
BBB
His Name is what?!...Dooku?!...Ha Ha HA!! You expect us to keep saying Dooku !?... HA HA HA HA
"Lightsaber" is your nickname for THAT tiny thing?
Oh no, I'm i yoda's intestines, and theyre full of laughing gas
You want me to what?
Ewan broke down laughing when George revealed the unlikely inspiration behind the lightsabre.
I get to meet N'Sync? Yippee!
Really? That fat guys name is Dexter Jettster? You keep cracking me up, Lucas!
That's a tiny lightsaber, George....
My, Obi, what big teeth you have...
"You're gonna pay me HOW much for Episode 3 George?!"
He didn't get the Wookie and Ewok jokes until he realized he'd left his fly open...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!! Did you see that lame scene with hayden and natalie!!!!! your cutting that right?
I got this thing I want to show you........
"I see your shwartz is as big as mine"
Jesus George put that thing away........
Stop that, George! It tickles!
I'm NOT Darth Vader?
And then... and then she was a good actor!! Bwahahahaha!
Obi-Wan enjoys using the mind trick to turn changlings into George Lucas
See its funny when I tug on it!
C'mopn, let me touch your light sabre!
HEY LOBOT, IT LOOKS LIKE A LIGHTSABER...ONLY SMALLER
Do you really expect me to sing "The Sound of Music" in EPISODE 3??
"Come what may........ Come what may........"
"You want me to do what?"
what??? it's called attack of the clones????
"What do you mean I don't get paid this week?"
"Ewan, for the last time...NO!" "Aw...Come on, Let me be in Episode III" "Doing that wont- Oooo"
Ewan: "Come on! Put your foot in my hands and spring up to do a back flip!! It'll be fun!!" George: "I don't know..."
"The guys said you've been drinking on the job" "HA! Thats poppycock, guy...I love you man."
Ewan-"get it, you said you wanted a new car for your birthday, so we all bought you a toy HotWheels car, Ha ha ha, oh man, I kill my self, no wait, that's anikin! LOL
i suck
"You mean we don't get to kill Jar-Jar?! You're joking, right?"
Ewan, no more singing. This isn't Moulin Rouge.
Obi-wan: WOW! You?re George Lucas! Lucas: And you?re... ummmm who are you anyway?!?
Your right! It IS hard as a rock!
You call that a light saber??
Thats not a Lightsaber Ewan!!!
Your calling the movie what?!?
You Want me to do What!!!
I knew this film would be better than the last
Go Wings!
"It appears the only way to settle this dispute is to see who is the better masterbator of my light saber!"
I swear George, I wasn't gonna steal this lightsaber!
Thats the smallest i have ever seen!
Oh, stop it George, I'm gonna wet my pants!!
"(laughing) Oh my God George! Freud was right!"
Moments after Lucas confided in Ewan McGreggor the subtitle of Episode III
"Really? I get to fly a starfighter? Yeah! I knew you were the master all along." - Obi-Wan "Nah! I'm just George Lucas."
You want me to strike you down with WHAT?
bob
ha ha again. your kidding right?!
"No way! I like flannel too!"
"Hey George, your fly's open...Ha! made you look!"
Alerted by Ewan McGregor saying "XYZ, George!", Lucas quickly zips his fly between takes.
"You HAVE to be joking Geoge...."
You want me to star in a movie with a digital duck named Jar-Jar? Oh, your serious.
Ewan breaks into histerical laughter when George *actually* falls for the pull my finger gag
Perhaps you'll find it difficult to direct after I CHOP YOUR LEGS OFF WITH MY LIGHTSABER!
You call yourself a Jedi Master with a lightsaber this small George.
Haha, you're definately not MY father!
Er, I said grab YOUR saber Ewin
Ewan: Okay, cough.
You want me to WHAT?
Obi-Wan: Nice to meet you Lucas, could I have your autograph? Lucas (Thought): Not another one, this is the 69 Clone this week!
Have to work as N'Sync double
"... and then I held Jar Jar's head underwater some more and... hey you're not laughing!"
Hahahaha really Mr Lucas??? Yoda!!! Lightsaber!!!!
"Hey George, your fly undone"
"You're crazy George. With the whole set painted green you're never going to make any money!"
George"
George "I know everyone's expecting you to defeat Anakin in Episode 3, but what if Jar Jar comes in......"
Lucas- now we're changing the scrip a little: you're going to jump out of the flying speeder!!!
Lucus: It Says here "falls off plank, uses force for safety" Kenobi: Ha...HaHa Force, Is that A joke
But Mr. Lucas, I'm NOT Russel Crowe, see, I'm laughing!!
AH-HAHA-HAHA OH,OH, TELL ME THAT JOKE AGAIN HA-HAHA-HAHA!
AH-HAHA LOOK AT THAT PIMPLE!I THOUGHT ONLY TEENS GOT THOSE! AH-HAHA-HAHA!
AH-HAHA-HAHA! LOOKO AT THAT HICKY! YOU'RE WIFE'S GANNA KILL YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
hands off my giant saber, georgie
Trick or treat, smell my feat, gimme something good to eat. If you dont, I dont care, Ill pull down your underwear!
Ewan- Hey George I didn't know we were using green screens.
What do you mean I do that with a Wookie?
Obi- "Will you look at the size of that thing! Its pathetic!" Ani - "Its not. Its a medical condition!"
"Look! My lightsaber's bigger than George's!"
George to himself(thank god I wasn't wearing my favorite flannel)
Stop laughing Ewan! "Size matters not" ya know!
"I was only playing with the wires on the ship, i didn't really mean to do that . . ."
"OH George, your lightsaber is growing!"
uuy
Are you serious?!.... It just fell off?
George: "come on, Leia got more action than this from her brother."
"Green screen this!"
....so jabba says to me "hey thats not a land speeder thats my wife!"
No George, that is my LIGHTSABRE... Although I am happy to see you
You call *that* a penis?
LUCAS: We are not going through this exercise again Ewen. You will pay attention to my lead.
Obi-Wan, uh.. your fly is down.
You call THAT a Lightsaber?!?!?
I almost peed myself laughing so hard when they told me I was gonna have to jump out a window!" "Ewan... You ARE going to jump out a window." "A-ha........ no?"
Wait a minute! That's not your light saber!
George, I think I broke my Wookie!
HAHA! My lightsabre is bigger than yours Master!
You thought JarJar was a good idea?
You want me to do what???
Please Mister Lucas, I really have to go !
Sir, you have just pissed on my foot!
"Attack of the Clones? No, really, George, what's the title?"
What do you mean we don't have REAL lightsabers??
Obi Wan: are you serious you want me to do that?
See George, I told they would go crazy if we didn't update in a week or two.
I should do what???!!!!!
Wait...you want Jar Jar to have a serious part?!?!
NO!Not Again!!I can't do this!I'm just too wet!YOU CANT MAKE ME!!!!
You're replacing me with Howard the Duck? Hahahahahahahaha!
"Ha Ha You're actually a real Jedi that's funny I am too!"
Haha... that wasn't my light saber!
HA HA I BROKE YOUR PLUMBING NOW WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO !!!!!!
"George, I really like what you did with the place. I mean, the green goes well here!"
lets hit the jedi bong dude
I thought You were joking ....when you said star wars episode 2 asshole
Insert wang joke here
George: Yoda has his a lightsaber fight!
I see your's is as big as mine
Well George, look at the size of that thing!
You want me to WHAT? Oh, that's good. Tell me another one.
OK, Ok two jedi's walk into a bar...
HAHA! play with your Lightsaber?
Ha! You fell for "pull my finger", George?
HA! Good Lord George! And I thought Mine Was Small!
Someone finally plucks up the courage to tell George about the headbanging stormtrooper, the potato and the shoe.
I just peed on George Lucas' shoe
Oh God! Sorry George, I didnt realize my fly was open!
Even yoda's is bigger than this!
Use the force Lucas... You will get it up.
Look,George! I finally had enough of Jar-Jar. Here's his guts. Isn't it GREAT??
George hangs his head in shame after falling for Ewan's "pull my finger" trick.
I Swear I thought the sabers were fake!
So that's what happens when you shower with cold water!!!
You actually made children with that?!
Hey, George, your fly's open. Ha Ha! Made you look!
hey give me back my lightsaber man
hey give me back my lightsaber man
I didn't mean to slice it off
"Can you hurry up George? I really have to pee..."
you call that a light saber?
"You're calling this movie what?!?"
You reallly believe the force can restore that?
"You want me to dye my hair WHAT?"
ITS SO SMALL!!!! HAHAHAHA
cmon goerge pleeeeeeeeeeease gimme back my lightsaber i promise not to whack jar jar again
but dad anakin always gets to drive the speeder
George "Don't worry Ewan, there's nothing we cannot make appear bigger than it really thanks to CGI."
If it wasn't for the money and fame I'd have to strongly object to 3,978 takes in the rain!
Ha Ha!!!! You forgot my script!!!
"Can I REALLY?" "*sigh* yes, yes"
HAHAHA!!! You call that a lightsaber, Georgie?!?
On the set of Episode II, Ewan McGregor cracks a joke. George Lucas is not amused, exclaiming that any conveyance of emotion will wreck the film. Subsequent acting reaches new levels of monotony.
On the set of Episode II, Ewan McGregor cracks a joke. George Lucas is not amused, exclaiming that any conveyance of emotion will wreck the film. Subsequent acting reaches new levels of monotony
Karen
Ewan : Like this, George? Lucas: Not in public, Ewan, and use your mouth.
For some reason George Lucas no longer intimidates Ewan McGregor
Oh...you were serious?!
master
Thats the oldest jhedi mind trick in the book and you fell for it!
wow, this looks so wrong from the rear
You don't say! Mayonaise takes rust off? I didn't know that!
An obsessed fan dressed like George Lucas admits to putting a shot of tequila in ewan McGregor's water glass...
Ewan: "Sorry, Goerge, I just couldn't hold it in!" George: "Well, we no longer have a blue screen......"
Wow, George! You're right, ATOC water theme park is fun!!
"Wow George, your Schwartz isn't near as big as mine!"
HA! Now you owe me another $10
I didn't know that you were THAT small!!!
"My fly is undone!?"
You think that's big? wait 'til you see my "lightsabre", Georgieboy
Obi-wan: "Hahahahaha! You call 'that' a lightsaber?"
Sorry, but I didn't think you meant that small
"i knew your saber was bigger than mine!"
Dude, that "pull my finger" gag rocks!
Timmy enthusiastically kept with tradition, but still a part of him wondered whether it would be more appropriate to shake Mr. Lucas's hand instead.
Faster. . . more intense. . . mmm, that feels good. . .
"Jar-Jar is really my cousin?!" As Lucas throws another plot twist in the script.
you have my baby?
ok, ok, I know you like Green M&M's but is going too far
ook George I will play the Cowardly lion in Oz: Journey to the Emerald City
Stop Tickling me
dont touch my pee pee!
how did you get the franks over the beans
on the count of 3 I will try and get your zipper unstuck one,two,three, "WE HAVE A BLEEDER"
Ewan, seconds before losing his part in Episode III.
Give it to me , Harder, Harder HARDER!!!
Geoge just remembered that h'd forgotten to take his daily dose of midi chlorines.
'You want a clone me for the next film? What do you mean more convincing accent!'
The Kaminoans are based on Calista Flockhart! Ha Ha Ha...
"You call that a lightsaber, George?"
If I get you off do i get to be in Episode 3?
Ewan, you should always grip your lightsaber like this....
Such utter CRAP and they still pay to see it!!! HAAAA
"George, I'm not going to pay a lot for this muffler!"
Ha ha ha - you call this a set, G?
No, that's NOT my light sabre !
No, that's NOT my light sabre !
You call that a light saber?
Look at your stupid face.
"They might have already used this in 'Something About Mary', George!"
"YODA?! No, seriously... who wins the lightsaber fight this time around?"
Don't tell me you fell for that old joke again?
You want me to do what?!
"This is a funny little thing down there...even mine is bigger!"
I'm making how much for this!?
Does anyone knock anymore?
Master Lucas, let's see how YOU like being dragged along the ground in the pouring rain. Bwahahahaha!
Mark Hamill made how much from all 3 episodes?
hey now big fella
HA,YOUR CRAZY IF YOU THINK I'AM GONNA DO THIS AGAIN
George: So I says "Hayden, I got your Light Saber right here" and he turns and without lookin' grabs it.
Hey, You think you can use these green screens to put me in a strip club later?
anikan acualy thinks seniter amidala likes him!
If that were any funnier I'd have to slap Yoda!
You want me to say WHAT?!
Size matters not? BWAHAHAHA!
You really don't want to know...
It's official: Obi-Wan has gone off the deep end.
George: "Ewan, i know your not a doctor, but does this look normal to you?"
"And then Natelie caught you looking through the peephole?!? That's hilarious!!"
George: C'mon! I spilled some water from the sink!! I didn't do it, I swear! Ewan: Suuuurrrrre!
You call that a light saber??!!!
That's not my lightsaber, but keep on pulling, George!
Pardon Me, but my saber seems to like you
Obi-wan: HAHAHAHAHA!!! CAN I TOUCH THAT!!!???!!!
Is that your light saber LOL
George's weiner is sooo small !
Sorry About the mess...
Its really not that small, is it?
Being baptised is soo fun!
I'm not a urinal you silly wanker!
This green screen is wet...
There's a guy growing out of your sholder George!
OOH! That tickles!
Your eyes realy are Red!
"..Because if you make me do that take again, George, I may have a nervous breakdown! HAHAHAHA!"
"I always knew I had to ask you to turn your head and cough in order to get the part."
Tell me if I pull to hard!!
Tell me if Im pulling to hard!!
I can't believe my fly's open...
George: "We'll I dont care what you think, I'm damn proud of it!"
HAHAHAHA thats a Knee Slapper!!!!
And then, TFN's server crashed after a bombardment of "XYZ" jokes.
"Did you see that? Samuel slipped on the bannana peel i left on the floor!"
You want me to do WHAT with my lightsaber?!?!?!
Hey George, have you finally come out of the closet?
Ewan reacting to the title of Episode III..."Who Shot Jar-Jar?"
You want me to jump in there? You've got to be kidding me... George? George?
"George, I'm not sure that's a lightsaber! But it does glow nicely!
Sorry, George! I honestly thought it was a lightsaber!
the things i do to keep this role!!
"Haha, seriously George, there is no way you can have me defeated by Dracula or that stupid wizard in those ring books. He's 20 years older than you are, HAHA, no seriously stop it!"
You want me to do WHAT?!?! With WHOM?!?!?!
You want me to what?!
"HAA! That's not me bloody lightsaber is it George?"
AH-HAHA-HAHA PULL YOUR FINGER! OH, OH THATS A GOOD ONE! AH-HAHAHA!!
A Geonosian walks into a bar... and the bartender says, "Why the long face?"
YOU GOT A BOOGIE! AH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
i really gotta pee!
How can my zipper be down? This is a robe!
Your fly is open and your monster is looking at me
"Ahh George...what did I tell you about grabbing my lightsaber?!?"
Wait a minute...you mean to tell me that Anakin becomes Darth Vader???? Get outta here!!!
Ummm Ewen you mind holding your own lightsaber?
Don't tell me you actually wrote "Yippee!!!" in the Script
Kiss My Ass
George, you call THAT a lightsaber?
Ha ha! Made you look!
Made you look!
So I was in the loo, hit the flush valve and water came out everywhere.
"and then the wookie said...what a second George this really kills me..."
Aww come on, you said you wouldn't laugh if I showed you!!
I knew that smell was coming from you!
"Now, if you don't mind, turn your head and cough..."
Uhm... you see... I had my pants earlier, but then Jango came in and...
"So this midget walks in and says to the farmer..."
You call THAT a lightsaber?!?! HAHA!
You've got to be kidding..I am Yoda's father, they're neve gonna believe that!
I gotcha!!!
"Um.. Ewan... you've grabbed the WRONG lightsaber..."
"Ewan, i don't think i can show that in a PG movie."
THIS IS SO MUCH FUN
"see, when you shake it off, you wont get a wet spot in the front"
Lucas: I knew I felt a draft!
Hey Bartender, can I get another Corellian Ale?
W-W-Where's Da C-coffee?? I-i Need it Badlyyyyyy!
So, you actually farted in front of all those people?!
Now that's a lightsaber!
I didn't think the rain was THAT cold!
I cant belive u want me to get shot there george
what - you gonna call this film "attack of the clones"
"George...(*snicker*)...you've got...something rather unfortunate hanging from your nose..."
"George, love is like oxygen, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love!"
Hey, uess what obi-wan! Great news! Jar Jar Binks has just been ctrl-alt-deleted!
George: "I'm sorry to inform you that you will not be wearing the flannel pants afterall..." Ewan: "YEEEEAAAAH!"
George: "Due to budget cuts you can either take these galactic credits or be replaced by CGI..." Ewan: "Galactic credits? Sure, mr. Lucas! Thank you, mr. Lucas. Oh, you're the greatest, mr. Lucas..."
"Ha! That must be Yoda's light saber!"
And finally, you are fired" obi -"Ha.. Haha.. HAHAHA"
That'll be a size 11 wide for you then.
Darth Potter
Wow! You know what they say about men with big feet...
"George, when I said look at my 'lightsaber' I meant the one Im holding!"
LET GO
No seriously Ewan...we're replacing you in Episode III with digitized clips of Benny Hill.
Obi-wan pulls george lucas balls; obi-wan is happy but george isn't
"My...how much force are you using to do that?!" -GL
Ah, Ewan, this is a kid's movie. And that's not what that is for...
Thats a strong grip you've got... would you mind letting me go now?
Ewan:"Excluse me George, but your shoe laces are untied" George:"wah" Ewan: (does te melvin)
Hahaha! Look how small it is!
What's wrong with your lightsaber, George?
"You want to call it 'Attack of the Clones?!?"
Let go of my 'lightsabre'!
(Ewan, laughing) "You...named it...what
(Ewan, laughing) "You...named it...what?!?"
that is the smallest "Lightsaber" I've ever seen!
Ewan: What do you mean I'm going to be all digital in Episode 3?
Obi Wan: "Oh dear George, doesn't look like your Padawan is strong with the force today!"
LUCAS: "Here is my lightsaber"
I get to kick anakin's ass in the next movie . . . YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS . . . THATS AWESOME!!!
LUCAS: "What do you think of my lightsaber" OB1: "Lightsaber?! All I see is Chewbaca"!
Hahah George, IS THIS YOUR LIGHT SABER!?!
HA! YOU farted!
Hmmm...I see that your Schwartz is bigger than mine!
You want me to fit in that thing?
Oh my god, dude, what the hell did you do to your face?
Obi: HAHAH...err...oh wait. You were serious.
"Ewan, remember when your mother warned you that if you made faces it would freeze like that?"
haha... I just cut off my zoink with my light saber!!
Haha! Made ya look!
I Will use the force to rip padme's clothes off
OMG if i had glasses i would look just like you
dark, light, whatever, ill turn to your side
I thought this was supposed to be a serious battle!
"Man, what were you thinking when you wrote this line?!?"
Got your "lightsaber"!
You're joking! Yoda gets paid HOW MUCH for the role?
Don't laugh. Haven't you ever heard of shrinkage?
Anakin? Evil? HAHAHAHAHA
You call that a prosthetic hand? C'mon, man! Give that back to C-3PO! Couldn't you at least afford fake skin??? Hahahahaha!
HA!! told ya it would suck!
Obi likes to be touched in his "special place"
"head is $10 with a rubber, $20 without"
"you mean you are calling the movie attack of the clones."
"harrison only got that much $$$$$$$ for the whole first trilogy,damn i get that a week."
Actually, Ewan, I am your father...
George, Ihad no idea it was THAT small!
we're not supposed to be in the Emerald City in Oz!
its so tiny!
That IS small!
"Ha ha ha...Good one, George...a Sith Ewok...hey...George, you're kidding right?"
Congratulations... You're the worst actor here... HE GETS IT!
You've got to be kidding me right? I can't say a line as cheesy as that!
Gooood boy, here's a treat!
HA HA!!! You think that's impressive? Take a look at this . . .!
Gooood boy, here's a treat!
Hey George, Put your pants back on!
Your kidding, right? What do you mean I don't get the part.
"hahahaha...that's so small!"
Bloody 'ell, I've never seen a pink lightsaber before!
don't look down there!
That's the smallest piece of Hagius I've ever seen!!! HA HA HA!!!
self explanatory.
LUCAS:"What do you mean? My saber's fully functional thank you...!"
Guess what your fired
Not good enogh, then you do it
I can't even see it.. how am I to yank it?
see my saber is bigger than yours!
George, thats the new lightpocketsabre!!!!
yes master lucas
yes master lucas
George? Is that a new shade of flannel??
OH so i wasn't supposed to kill him
Please don't look at me like that! Why not George? It makes me feel uncomfortable!
hahaha....is that so.....obi won im so sorry
Ha, Ha, you have such a small saber george. Even Yoda's is bigger than that. Ha, Ha, Ha
"...AN-A-KIN! Get it? ...because he's her...and Tattoine's like...ya'know...uh...Ah'mean...Yea, Hayden's joke's are a bit inmature...kinda..."
I thought the Bantha poodoo was for my scene on Tatoine!
Are you kidding, i get two lightsabers, cool
"yeah right there's no way i'm doing that" Ewan McGregors reaction to the latest stunt in the next film "I'll never fit through that gap Im not that thin"
My ass is on fire!
Look at the size of thatt hing!
I just thought it would be bigger
Mr. Lucas! I'm so glad you let me handle your lightsaber!
"Stop laughing, I told you it was small"
Ewan: "...You paid HOW much for that Botox treatment?!?"
One more time George, you can do it... I'm all wet, Yeah BABY!
Er, wait... That's not my light saber
Er, wait... That's not my light saber
"My gift is my song......And this one's for you!"
Ewan Mc Gregor "hey mate, it's not funny to be out in the rain play'n freakin jedi!"
Ewan: "I cant' believe that mine is bigger !!!"
"Oh my god THAT is small!"
Lucs: "I'm the boss here. I pee everywhere I want'
HaHa!!! Yours is definitely not as long as mine!!!!
HAHA HEEHEE!
No! Really! I thought this was my lightsaber!
"you're standing on my toe".,,,,,
Yeah! I guess it is small.
WHAT??? TFN chose my caption ???
Ewan, your zippers undone...
"Don't tell me you farted,hahahaha!"---Obiwan
George: Good Greif I Knew we should not have yused his retarted twin brother. Obi-Wan: Hi pretty man me got poopy!
george, your willy is shaped like a light saber .....ha ha ha
Wow, that IS big
We dont need effects george, ive painted my dick blue
"George! You're taking a piss on my feet??? What did I do to diserve this?!"
That's not a lightsaber!!
George, can I have this dance?
"It looks like your lightsaber could use a new battery!"
"HAHAHA Attack of the Clones!! That's a good one George."
Ewan McGregor laughs upon seeing a large booger hanging from GEorge Lucas' left nostril.
And George actually thought the Leafs would make it to the Stanley Cup Finals.
"Next time try not to lose it! This weapon is your life..." "But what about the lightsaber?"
"Its normally bigger than that...really"
Oh My God, you got such a small willy !?!?
"Your kidding, right?! Anakin loses the battle?! Some CHOSEN ONE he is!"
watch where you're swinging that lightsaber!!!
My tubby freind here?, he LOVES the cock
"Yes Ewan, that is the penis of one of the Droids"
What do you mean Natalie streaked on broadway for this part?
Get it? Grab your lightsaber?...ha ha? [runs away]
Thank you for granting me this pardon your excellency, it won't happen again!"
"You're kidding me, right?"
"Want to see my limp-sabre?"
stop tickling me!
George, his head hung in sorrow, tells Ewan Macgregor Jar Jar has been killed during filming.
"my name is what? my name is what? my name is chicka chicka 'ol' Ben
"Faster, more intense."
"Call that a Lightsaber?"
Eheh- hi, Mr. Lucas! Um, I like your pool! And so does Natalie! I just, well, will you excuse me? I sort of need my pants!
SHRINKAGE!!! Don't you know about shrinkage?
Whod've thunk that Flannelman had a bedwetting problem?
But even though Obi-Wan was pleased with his facial hair, that's not exactly the sort of hair George was interested in.
No,no...it's One-two-three,one-two three...*than* twirl...
"Hahaha, your lightsaber seems to be broken!"
You have spinich on your teeth!
George, his head hung in sorrow, tells Ewan Macgregor Jar Jar has been killed during filming.
"What's the title of the episode3?.. ok I don't laught...mouhahahahaha..."
Now THAT'S a lightsaber!!!
Looks like his lightsaber went off without his knowledge again.
George You Crack me Up The New Sith Count Dookoo sound like Duckoo
HAHAHAHAHA, you call that dialogue?
if you strike me down ewen. i will become more powerful than you could possibly imagine
So you actually want me to not kill Morisson
"You told him WHAT?"
Just touch it! Its not gay or anything
You gotta be kiddin' me!
Ewan: So, get this, If there were thumbs in space and they got mad at each other, then there would be Thumb Wars! Get it, Get? HAHAHAHA! Lucas: Oiy.....
Wow! Money can't buy everything, huh?
So your telling me I'm really Luke's father! You've gone insane George.
George is embarrassed
George is embarrassed
It's kinda like Force-Grip.. You just...
My George! Is that a lightsaber in your pants or areyou just happy to see me!
thats not my light saber so let it go
After a horrific runaway lightsabre accident, George Lucas tries to break the terrible news of Jar-Jar's death to Obi-Wan.....And it seems Obi-Wan is very sympathetic!!!
Lucas discovers a new way to torture Jedi: Poor Ewan is the first to suffer.
Mine is Green, Mace's is purple and your's is... pink?
Obi Wan is caught by surprise as Darth Flannel approaches the set.
Ha ha!
"Yoda has a light sabre? Thats a good one, HAHAHAHA!!!"
Ticket..please.
GL knew he'd been working - the on Star Wars for far too long- Ewan's mind tricks to make him think his fly was unzipped were actually starting to work.
GL knew he'd been working on AOTC for far too long- Ewan's mind tricks to make him think his fly was unzipped were actually starting to work.
So the Osa-Bin Laden Sith Apprentice was running towards me when i knocked him down with the force and stabbed him in the "little sith" with my light saber like this.
Ewan: ... and one time at band camp, I ate a puppy. Lucas: I NEED A GRENADE OVER HERE!
Hey.. Check it out! I found a wheat penny!
Ha! You call THAT a Lightsaber?
My hands sure are cold huh? Now cough!
"You didn't understood it Ewan. I wanted Joker's voice, no Joker's face"
Hahahahahahaha!!! Even a midichlorian is bigger than THAT!
"Why is he laughing so much?" "Uh-oh...I think I left the fuel gas tank opened..."
Lucas: "Ewan, do you know who glued my chair?" Ewan: "N-n *laugh" no-no *laugh* not at all *laugh*..." Lucas: "Do you think I'm stupid or what?"
Hehe
HAHA!!! That's a good one.... What? I am really fired??
"So when Jar comes out of the Senate hall I wacks him with a stick? I love you George!"
"This, George, is called a Lightsaber" "I know, I invented them."
"Here's a happy birthday pie, George!" "Your'e gonna shove that in my face, aren't ya."
George: 'Hayden is creeping me out, he keeps trying to kiss me.' HAHA! Ewan: Man George! Steeling Natalie's diary was the best the best thing we ever did!
Ewan: Thanks for the Playboy George...HEY! Its full of Hutts and Gungans! George: I'm a sick, sick man.
Ewan hears the title of Episode II for the first time
I see that you shworts is as big as mine
"No, it REALLY
"No, it really DOES say that right here...."
"Did you SEE that?!! It was.... like... amazing..."
That's NOT your finger and I'm not going to pull it!
George: No really, I'm serious. I want you to do another episode
You're releasing this the weekend AFTER Spiderman? Haha. Good one, George.
Oh my gosh, I finally get it!! Anakin is the one who turns into Darth Vader!!
your fly is unzipped
By George I think you've got it!!
You want me to stick my saber where?!?!?!?!
Ewan laughing hysterically after seeing the look on Lucas's face when he suggested a short "singing and dancing" number.
It was at that moment that George realized his fly was open.
Woops, I was not supposed to stab you yet was I?
Obi-wan, I am your father.
Ewan McGregor's reaction to the movie's title, "Attack of the Clones"
...and the look onh hisface was so priceless.... now let's see what I can get for it on e-bay...
Obi laughs as George challenges him to a duel.
Just as Lando was the first black Star Wars character, George tell Ewan that he is now the first homosexual Jedi Knight, along with rainbow lightsaber.
Ewan's smile quickly falls when he realizes Georga wasn't making a joke about Obi-Wan having an affair with Jar Jar.
"You want me to do what??"
Whoa, that sure is a big lightsaber George!
"Gotcha!"
"I got ya wet Georgie, yes I did! HEEEEEEEEE!"
"Splash! Ohhhhhhhhh, You! HE HA! SSSSSSSSSSSSSSNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRT!"
I knew you were compansating for something!
Hey look at this funny little man trying to tell us what to do, do you want to skewer him with your lightsaber, or should i take the honor.
You know, I coulda sworn you just told me I was fired.
W-who (Hoo,hoo) rigged up-p (ha,ha) th-the air h-hose (he,he) with-th the laughing (hahahaha) gas?
Don't laugh. Even Jedi aren't immune to erectile disfunction.
hi
Ohh crap ths is a real thing...HI mom im on TV
George Lucas: 'By the power of the script, I shall bestow upon you the power to defeat Jango Fett!'
'You're kidding! I get to sing here too?'
Die Evil gay Sith
"You wait through half the shooting to tell me my fly's undone!?!"
Hahaha!!! Of course it sounds silly! It's almost as bad as calling it "Star Wars: When Clones Attack"
really?!? you ARE going to leave jar-jar out of episode III?
It was then Lucas realized he had left his pants at home.
Obi-Wan " This is for killing off Qui-Gon!!" (*stab!*)
"why do i get the feeling you'll be the death of me?" HAHAHAHA, I GET IT !
Look I told you my light saber was bigger than yours!
Bounty hunter, rocket pack, clone kid? Give me a break George, it'll never work.
obi: "jar jars in this one too?, HA HA HA. No seriously?
"Your schwartz is as big as mine!"
Would a "Pull my Bleep" joke here be bad?
May the force be with you, youl need it.
Ewan McGregor: "Whow, he's really that long as all the other crew members said!"
Is that all! Did you see me in 'The Pillow Book'?
Niap niap
George: Ewan, I need to tell you something about the Kamino scene. There will be a large amount-- Ewan: Yes, yes! I've already noticed the water.
George!!!! thats not YOUR LIGHTSABRE I'm holding, IS IT?????
George patiently waiting for his turn to ride R2.
You mean I WASN'T meant to chop that droid in half with my lightsaber? Hahahahah....that's funny. Oh....shit
I get to totally remove Jar-Jar with my bare hands? Relly? No kidding? JIPPIIIIIIIII!
George, you never told me it was double ended!
Anything in my teeth??
I see your swartz is as small as mine!
"I can't believe you painted this room lightsaber green!"
"HAHA, Mr. Lucas, you can't make me believe that Anakin becomes that blasted vader character!"
"Ewie!" "Yes sir" "Remove your hand from my privates please." "Sorry master."
"Slower, more superficial." "
Am I too hot for you movie?
"hey Gorge your toupe fell off"
Lucas: "If I told you once, I've told you a thousand times" McGregor: "And what would be that, again?"
Me...Obiwan...supposed to lose a fight?
Hey George...what a jedi clown's favourite phrase?... "May the farce be with you"
"Is your zipper afraid of hieghts, George?"
And then he turned to me and said, Rectum damn near killed em'! HA HA HA HA Ha
Hey, that's not your light saber!!
I already coughed George, you can let go.
"I like your new look, Jar Jar - gives you a real leadership look!"
"Wow, that is a GREAT joke!"
"I can't belive it, you really merged your face with Chewbacca's?!"
"Ha ha ha, that's almost as funny as the fact that you never got Luke to go pick up his power converters at the Toschi station!"
"Ha ha ha, that's almost as funny as the fact that you never got Luke to go pick up his power converters at the Toschi station!"
"That's almost as funny as the time I got speeder sick!"
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"Got you a little wet there, didn't I Goreg?"
"Attack of the WHAT!?!?!?"
Obi Wang
George decided to lose the noes ring.
No, I will not touch your nipples with my lightsaber!
HA! my lightsaber's WAY bigger than THAT!
Ewan laughs sheepishly as once again, George wonders why he insists on playing in the puddles.
Ewan: And then, Yoda says, "No moon, that is." and meanwhile Jabba the Hut is being strangled by one of Jango's clones...
No, Ewan, that is not your lightsaber!
Hey George, does this remind you of yoda?
"Yea, putting the water in my trailer was pretty funny!"
HA HA! YOU PULLED MY FINGER, YOU FOOL! lucas (to himself) crap. thats the third time this week
Okay in this scene there are 2000 or so droids standing behind you, then you spin and click your heels together....
"You mean I'm not just a Scottish druggie anymore? SWEET!"
Obi-Wan I am your father. (long pause) no I can't really back that up.
In this scene you get upset with JarJar and slice him in half like you did to Darth Maul.
I can't belive that you just called me captain kirk.
"HA!! GOT YOUR BALLS!!"
Wow it's so big!
You wanna hold MY lightsaber??
Yeah, but can you clone THIS?
Is it really *that* small, Ewan? Stop laughing and answer me!
You mean you actually USED that line??
The sand is so rough.. and mine is so smooth!
Hard it is, but much fear I sense in you!
gotcha, bitch
Wondering why Ewan was laughing so hard, George Lucas looked down and reallized that his worse nightmare had come true. He had forgotten to put on his pant before coming to work.
im suppose to stick this where?
Okay I shouldn't have said that about your sister.....now...will you get your foot.....off my...lightsabre....*tug tug*
Your gonna use Jar Jar again?
George, your'e NOT wearing a flannelette shirt for once! Aaaaah, my crown jewels! Ok, Ok, no more flannelette jokes?
You said it was longer than my lightsaber!
oh george-stop that!
That??? Even Master Yoda's got more than THAT!!!
And then she said "that's not a light sabre!"
"now Ewan if you look down on the fkoor you'll see that your on candid camera"
You still want me to attempt that accent??
Ewan - "The movie is going to be called what?????????"
Not that big, eh?
Ha! You actually thought I used Loreal to wash my hair!
What you really think i can fit there?
Hahaha! Why that's the smallest...
George wasn't happy when Ewan jumped in a puddle, splashing the water on his new plad shirt.
"OK, we need another stunt guy in here. Ewan, step off him, burn your shoes and we'll pretend this never happened, OK??"
What are you laughing about...whats wrong with it?
dfsdfs
George just told Ewan hes fired "Haha, thats a good one!" Ewan says.
George: Thats not your lightsaber Ewan!
I really need the toilet now Mr. Lucas...pleeeeease?
"Hi Gorge old buddy ,how are you ,hows the family? SHUT UP AND DO THE STUNT
You got a small dick, LOL
Hey, this light saber is much better
::as captain dumbass walks behind george lucas:: Obi-Wan: "HA HA HA HA HA"
Ewan McGregor is amused that George Lucas is bringing Jackie Chan in to choreograph Yoda's fight scene.
"Lucasfilm is paying me HOW MUCH?!"
Production Assistant: We found him like this Mr. Lucas, along with this card. George Lucas (reading): "Riddle me quickly, riddle me slowly. Only I can be Obi-Wan Kenobi?"...what the hell?
"Oh Obi-Wan, that feels so... good."
Lucas- "Oh Obi-Wan, that feels so... good. Keep going." Obi-Wan -"Yes, master. Thank you, master"
Hah! Your toes do smell like bacon!
Ewan McGregor learns the name of Episode II from George Lucas.
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U GOT FIRED NOW IM OFF THE SET GEORGE WHERES MY PAY LOAN
I think Jar Jar should have a bigger role... darn it, couldn't keep a straight face.
...heheh.....Sorry, George......I thought that was my lightsaber.....
You're kidding me! I get to kill JarJar!?!
Ewan: (singing) I was made for loving you, baby! George: What the hell . . . ?
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man, what is that? two inches?!! hahahahahhahaha
That's a good one George! Now can I PLEASE have my lightsaber back?
George, I don't think you heard me right! I said,"Try my lightsaber"!
No, really, George! I promise you! This little droid's a steal for 8,000 credits!
You call that a lightsaber George?!! Yoda's is even bigger!!
"Anakin and Padme??? No, seriously, George..."
No, seriously, what's Yoda going to be doing?
Ha, ha. Yeah, I knew Jar Jar was goign to fuck up. But it's good, leave it in.
yes the rogain is working
Oops, my lightsaber fell out again!
Ewan: I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
(George holding cat) "youre right, When milking your cat, it is better to squeese and pull down, not just pull!
You're releasing THREE MORE MOVIES!!!! NO WAY!!!
..and so the picture fades in it's *newest caption* as TFN stops updating untill Episode 3 comes out...
And then I knock Jango in the knickers like this! That would be funny, right?
George Lucas: If you strike me down I will become more powerful than you can ever imagine.
how many more lightsabers can you hide up there george?!?
You want me to pull the saber from where?
"Waitaminit! Palpatine is Sidious?? HA HA!! You can't be serious!!
?? GEORGE!! You smaked my winkle!''
Ewan, do I look like Nicole Kidman
Oh! Ummm..... George........nice to uh....see you...eh.....I mean,um....how are you? *George looks at a dead body on the ground* Ewan:I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ha ha look at the size of your dick
"Ahahahaha! A Britney Spears cameo in Episode III! Good one, Mr. Lucas! Oh my god...you're not kidding."
Thats a short lightsaber
"Are you gay?"
Ha! You fell for it! The oldest trick in the book and you fell for it! Ha, ha, ha, . . .
Gee Im gonna have to use more than the force to find that one Mr Lucas.....
"Ha ha ha! Jar-Jar is going to be my new padawan? That's funny, guys! Ha ha...wait, you're serious."
After the battle Kenobi Finally Tryed one of those "Death Sticks".....
The Cloners looked like those little Roswell Guys ,only taller!
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Ewan: "Hey Lucas, your shoe's untied." (Lucas looks down) "Ha! Made you look!"
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wkae the hell up george
Your not gay you liar
George breaks the news to Ewan that his new lines will all end with Yo.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: "No, no, you don't understand. I'M the wife!!!"
Once again, TFN crashes as millions of "pull my finger", "broken lightsaber" and "TFN crashes" captions come in at once.
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Yoda! What are you doing down there?
Lucus, is that you? You've grown older old one
George Lucas shows off his lightsaber
the prototypes for the new clones didn't strike fear into obi-wan's heart
"i've lost my flannel collection"
I can't believe you fell for it man, the oldest trick in the book!
Obi-Wan: Hey George, there's something up your nose!
"So George, are the new captions any good." "Don't know. They still haven't updated. It's making me depressed...." ;)
can't cach me
"Is it me or is it that the whole room is just turning green?"
After working six years on the Star Wars trilogy, the stress finally began to get to Mr. McGregor's head.
"Come on! Let's do that old time polka! Come on..."
No! It's ok. *snicker* It IS really cold in here...
my mr lucas i am so pleased to finally get to hold your cock
Now evan, put out your hand so i can pay you piss
The look on George Lucas' face when he was told TFN Humor still hadn't updated their caption competition was impossible not to laugh at. ;)
George! Isn't it hilarious how that old guy to my right, even though he's playing a cool-o role, will never been seen in this movie?!? ... George? George?
(Ewan laughing hysterical): Sure! I'm up for another take. It takes more than 78 to make me tired!
"You painted all of my walls green? How wonderful!"
That's not a light saber!
Battle of the Public Restroom
George's Head is down.. and Ewan is laughing at something.. well, definately not the size of a star destroyer...
yes, thats jarjar
*smiling face* And the meaning of life isssss..*sad face* 43.
"I got legs, Sue, I got leggs!"
"My...what big...feet you have!"
Lucas' cameo in AotC is cut short when ILM discovers that flannel clashes with green screen.
"mwahaha!! You call that a lightsaber!?!? Wait till you see mine!!!!"
Mcgreggor, needing a raise, really hams it up for George's 400th "pull my finger" joke.
"That's a great one, George, now show me the REAL script . . .oh."
"Man! When you said it was 'tiny', you really meant it!"
He couldn't help but laugh when George showed him where he had the lightsaber tattooed.
OH MY GOD CHER!! I LOVE YOU!
I'm Obi Wan, WHAT WHAT! Ye HEEEARRD?
Lucas: "Ewan, why aren't you wearing any pants?" Ewan: "I know I'm not wearing any. The question is: why are you staring at me? (Nervous laughter)"
George, you got billions. can
oh please let me fly the ship oh please please please
Humor on theforce.net. even a jedi's cool it will crack.
Hey don't make me touch that!
You're calling episode III what?
I've got a bad feeling about this.
Okay, George, so I HAVE been out drinking with the guys again...I can still swing this lightsaber.
Ewan memorises the wrong script and serenades George with "Come What May".
"What do you mean, a real lava pit? You're kidding, right?"
Obi-Wan has a bout of the nervous giggles before his fight with Jango.
(Obi-Wan)So then he said, "Whatever you do, don't steal that Imperial shuttle." (George) I think the hairspray fumes are getting to him.
Do my own stunts for only $6 million Dollars , ha ha ha h- ack Ok I'll do it , just quit force choking me George.
George: Ewan , that Joke about Palpatine and the penquin isn't funny anymore...
That "Anakin , sometimes I feel like you'll be the end of me" is the best line in the movie!
(sorry I can't Resist) Hey Lucas ! PULL MY FINGER!
After this picture was aired on television, Ewan McGregor was arrested for breakin and entering and damage to Lucas's house and photo ablums.
I'm sorry Anakin... I thought you liked it being sucked - I'll buy you a toy and we'll all be happy... stop sulking my young paduwan.
"And then the guy said : you see this ? it's my lighsabre ... Funny, right George ?"
"Are you sure thats not my lightsabre?"
Say George I guess my force is larger than yours!
"Cold showers suck, huh?"
"And then the duck says, 'You got any staples?' The guys says, 'No.' The duck says, 'Got any quackers!' HAHA! Isn't it funny, George!?"
Kenobi had told Anakin many times before to not borrow someone else's lightsaber, yet here he was breaking his own rule and reaching for the pinksaber.
George I didn't know hyperdrive leaks were so funny
This is some good sh*t!
"...and then she was like Cough and i'm like OK whatever floats your boat...man what a whacky doctors office."
Did you just say, "fuznet"?
...And I thought you'd like it better if it was pure white! So what do you think George? George? um....heheh....why are you looking at me like that George?
So this 8-foot-tall amphibian girl... is she cute???
"Wow, Mister Lucas?? I've watched all your films!" "Scram, kid. Ya bother me."
You want to give me a raise! "I want to.. no I don't!"
My question is - What is Obi-Wan holding and what is George looking at? Hmmmm?
Ha! Ha! Ha... ha...uh- oops.
You want me to do ... WHAT?
That's funny Goerge but, I'm to old to be in the next movie
What, it's not THAT small is it?
Mr. Lucas! it's so great to see you in person! Thanks for the autograph!
You think this is funny! You think soaking the director is funny!? Well let's see who's laughing when tuo're unemployed! is funny!
Ok George, hold still and think warm happy thoughts, we'll have zipper unstuck in a jiffy!
"Agh!" (Hoppng up and down) " My foot! My foot! I think you broke it you midi-clorianless moron!"
Look at how small it is!!! Hey, guys u gotta check this out....
oh my god thats tiny!!.......HA! HA! HA! ......You better zip you pants up pretty quick before anyone else sees that!!
Seriously George, a Jedi can play golf!
You call THAT a lights sabre?
Wow, your right, this does feel good!
you did what to your mom?
Mmmm....Obi-wan... *drool*
Obi Wan:" Ah hahahahah! YOu mean that i need to whip out my stick and slap him? Hahaha!" Lucas: "No no no, I want to see your stick"
"BOBA!!!! What did I tell you about the laughing gas?!"
"It's not funny Ewan! I told you, not everyone has a lightsaber like yours."
"Hayden has to stick a Lightsabre WHERE?"
is the light saber supposed to fit in there mr lucas
"Hahahaaahahah! You looked down!"
"Okay!!!!!, Ewan...we won't have Warrick Davis in the film......just let go of him will you!!!!!!!!!!"
George, you call that a penis???
For God sake, Yoda's got a bigger lightsaber!!
You've got be kidding George. I won't work for less than $50 million for this bloody picture!
"You call THAT big..."
Attack of the Clones?? Your seriously calling it Attack of the Clones??
Now Ewan, Swing that lightsaber at Christopher, not me. Alright?
"You want me to do what?"
My word George! that is an elegant wepon for a more civilised age
wow your light sabers huge
so this means I still get to star in Episode 3, right?
George catches Ewan doing Ben Stiller impressions
Ewan shows George that old "wookie in you pants" trick
George politely asking Ewan to take back what he said about Episode I
Playah
"You want me to do what with the lightsaber?! Okay, George, but it's gonna cost you!"
You're joking, right, George? The Carolina Hurricanes are in the Stanley Cup Finals!?
I Didn't do it dadey
What happened to your face!
"you call THAT a lightsaber? "
Ewan McGregor was never seen again after vomitting half a pizza on Geroge's tademark shirt.
OH I get it! "I don't wanna sell you DeathSticks"... That's pretty clever!
Lucas gives Ewan news of another holiday special starring the prequel cast. Ewan handles the news well. Padme will have the musical part, not him!
Your zipper is open!
George Lucas gives Ewan McGregor the thumbs up on who gets to kill Jar-Jar in episode III
Lucas demonstrates his "Force Grip" on actors attempting to get a higher percentage.
Wow George! I mean you really are on the dark side!
"You're mocking my flannel, aren't you, Ewan?"
There already is a Edisode 4, 5 and 6!!!
You mean I get to fly a spaceship AND have my own lightsaber in the move?! COOL!
"Please tell me your computer generated THAT!"
George! Let me take care of that zipper for ya!
He just found out the Anikin and Darth Vader ir really the same person.
George! Let me take care of that zipper for ya!
George reveals his secret....."I wear pink poka dotted underwear with little Barneys on them.....hey whats so funny?"
"Yes George, I have done full frontal before, but I just do see how it is necessary for this film".
"Is that Qui-Gon's lightsaber in your pocket, or is it the green screen's behind you?
It's called Attack of the Clones?
With all the money you're spending on the movie, couldn't you have sprung for a proper toilet, George?
George, I really didn't believe you when you said it was as big as your ego......
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine"
Oops, did that come out of me
Kamina is undergoing drastic repainting!
No wonder your fixated an lightsabers!!
That's not funny George, now put that away!!!
"Ewan, I have something to tell you--*fart*--"
George! Stop staring at my pee-pee!
Man that thing is small
Ewan "George thats why your so into lighsabers long lengths to help over compensate for your short cummings
George - "MY PANTS!!!!"
Ha, mines bigger than yours
George - "MY PANTS!!!!"
Ewan - "MY PANTS!!!"
No wonder you came up with the force because that thing wouldn't do anything
Ive seen bigger on an ewok
George: "Stop laughing at me..."
Yoda called he wants his dork back
George: "Jar Jar wasn't that funny..."
Its okay George all little boys have accidents
Hey george hows your wife and my kids
Gosh George, that is a wee-tiny saber you got there! HAHAHAHA!
Good thing jedis use mind over matter
George I know you like American Pie the movie but that was supposed to be for lunch
Hah, my pants fell down!, again!!
Now turn your head and cough.
Haa You thought the pantom menace was a good film
The camera missed this Marilyn Monroe style portrait, as a speeder passed by Obi-Wan and lifted his robe.
And we have here, Gorge Lucas getting mad and stomping on actor Ewan McGregor's foot.
And we have here, Goerge Lucas getting mad and stomping on actor Ewan McGregor's foot.
And we have here, George Lucas getting mad and stomping on actor Ewan McGregor's foot.
Ha! That Anakin guy thnks he's better than me! I show him who's the Knight and Padawan here....
"I see your swartz is as big as mine. Now lets see how well you handle it"
"They're Jedi bunny-slippers! What do you think?"
When I pull your finger, you're not supposed to strain...
You can't really believe that Jengo would last more than 10 seconds against me!
What? You founded a laser sword joint venture with Wilkinson?
uuuurrrggg its all slimy
I can see your doodle!
ha ha, I never knew YODA could do that!!!!
That is your lightsaber?
Ewan you got the part you dont have to i swear
Ha ha! Do you really think that will work George??
What were you smokin when you thought of this??
You think the acting is going to get an Oscar?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And I see your "schwartz" is as big as mine...
That's the shortest light saber I've ever seen
Even Yoda's is longer than that!
Ewan reacts to the news of the newly added Obi-Wan, Padme love scene
Wow, your lightsaber certainly is pretty small George!
I am getting SICK and TIRED of this, Ewan! That's the SEVENTH time today! How many times do I have to tell you?! If you do that again, I'll have to call Yoda, and we don't want that, do we?
MY GOD GEORGE IT's SO TINY!
You call that a lightsaber, George? Now THIS is a lightsaber!
Wow George!...no...wait. That's too obvious a remark.
"You thought everyone loved Jar-Jar???"
*THAT* was your inspiration for the lightsaber???
"Oh George, these scene gets me so wet!"
wow that is small
You're calling it Attack Of The Clones!!! You can't be serious??
"It's okay, George, *chuckle* every eldery has their bathroom problems once in a while."
"Attack of the WHAT?"
Here we see Lucas in talks with McGregor about the latest ILM project "Of Gundarks and Men". Ewan could only laugh as he asked "You want me to tend *what* George??"
Ewan couldn't be happier that after days of shooting under a constant downpour, George wants to change the scenario for the scene where Ewan falls over the ledge and into the ocean.
"Here...lemme show you my trick to fixing a stuck fly!"
Let go of my penis!
Open your mouth wider. Like a donut!
I dont have a caption bitch!
..No really. What's the movie called?
"George, you ARE the man!"
"That was pretty damn funny wasn't it Geroge?"
zip up your pants george, your making me laugh
"Ewan, what does this rash look like to you?"
Looks like the force ISN'T with you today, George!
Ewan, wedgies are traditionally given from the back.
"Yes, Ewan. That WAS me. Can you rehearse the scene with Jango while I go change my pants?"
Oh! You want me to show THAT lightsabre......heh heh.
".....sorry.......it FELT like my lightsaber......
I'm Bankrupt!
You mean you're going to Jango's party too?!?!
jedi
youve got to be kidding-----I was sure it was female
Is that your lightsaber?
So exciting, the audience will stop and cheer! So delighting, it will run for fifty years!
"You call THAT a lightsaber?!?"
yo dude wazzup
HAHA your fly is down!
you lousy bastard..... Stop making fun of my movie
Hahaha! George, I didn't know you were such a "small" man!
I thought you said i would have to use two hand to hold your sabre
Ha! Ha! Your Schwartz ISN'T as big as mine!
Hello you suck
Theforce.net's main computer crashes as it tries to censor all the inappropriate comments.
"And that's what a real light sabre looks like."
So that's why Sameul got a purple lightsaber!
So that's why Samuel got a purple lightsaber!
bar
"You mean, one more film to go? A-HA-HA-HA...hmm!"
Stop laughing at the size of my lightsaber! I'm in charge around here!
"Ewan, I think I've found a place for that nude scene you've been asking about."
Obi-wan: Why am I the last one to know about these idotic paint jobs? George Lucas:Lets just say yoda had a massive ego enlargement...
Ok ok ok! Let me get this straight, That kid is going to kill me, then I'm going to come back as a ghost to help his un-born child??! Ha ha ha ha Yeah right!
"George Lucas?? NO WAY!"
Obi-Wam after relizing just how Christ like he looks
George: "Ewan, you're still drunk. Keep dunking!" Ewan: "Dunk? Like Howard? Get it? Ha ha ha haha!!!!" Guy to side: "Keep on dunking..."
Yoda's "saber" is bigger than yours!?
George: Watch were your puttin, that thing
George: Watch were your puttin, that thing
Is it really that small?
Hey Obi Wan, what do you think of these pants?
you actually want a ride in my..er..car?
Ha, ha, ha......sorry about that George. With the breaks so far apart, and all the water I've been drinking lately......well, you know how it is.
Your kiddin right? haha! Man thats small !
Get your hand off my dick
umm Ewan, maybe you should lay off the jack daniels
Ha ha ha, its so small.
I am sorry to say this but Jango is your brother, Via your real father Mango Fett.....Uh Obi... you can stop laughing
George, really, I cannot take this anymore! Yoda makes more than me! He's animated! I need more, George, more! I'm going mad, George! Please, help me! I'm insane! I need money!
Hey. Don't laugh. It's not THAT small.
You've got a booger sticking out your nose!!
After awhile Ewan, it's not funny anymore!
George just realized that he didn't put on any pants.
no come on george thats not really the size of your lightsaber
Do you have any in size 9?
It's not so funny when someone takes at stab at your light sabre, is it George?
The_Wampa
"No, I don't think we can work that into the plot...."
Wow the real George Lucas...and I thought I was going to church for nothing!
OBI-WAN: "Heehee! I don't care about your script! I've finally disposed of that little twit...Amidala is mine, MINE, I TELL YOU! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"
oh come on it's not that small
"Dammit Ewan show up sober for once. You cant even stand up strait.""
"Listen, George, you don't know what a pleasure it has been working for you these past few years! (I should've listened to Uncle Dennis when he said, 'Don't do it, Ewan', but nooooo.)"
Goegre looks down in shame while Ewan laughs about the idea obi won getting his ass kicked by someone without a lightsaber.
God its so small!
You call THAT a light sabre!?!"
Ha! I was only joking...it's not really THAT long!
Obi Wan: What! Your not going to replace the green walls with a CG Background! Your Kidding right ...RIGHT!
" OH COOL I GOT THE PART!!"
Look George, i TOLD you my saber was longer than the others!
Sometimes the pictures say more than any of us ever could, shame on you Obi-wan
I've got to put my lightsaber WHERE?!!
Oh My God...it is that small-
you cant be serious, how did you get it caught in the zipper like that
Sorry, I thought it was your lightsaber!
you mean if i continue acting like a stiff plank i will get payed???
U want me to stick the lightsaber where?
George! Put that thing away!!
Opps I'm very sorry but I seem to have landed on your penis
I can't believe George is peeing there...
"You're actually going to build a set?! Hahaha! Good one George, now that's funny!"
HOLY BEEP! YOUR PANTS ARE DOWN!
You must be kidding! This is supposed to be the wonderful green landscape of Naboo?
Guy on Right: HEY!!!! Buddy! Glad to see ya! C'mon, we gotta fight Maul before he kills Qui-Gon. Guy on Left: Riiiiiight. (Guy on left walks out of the Asylum)
A bit of an embarassing moment for Ewan, when it's discovered part of his contract involves "holding it" for Lucas when nature calls.
Ewan: You want me to say what!? You can't be serious. How mindless do you think these fans are? George: Well I'm still here making movies aren't I?
You sliced off my genitels, then they should have been in your pants
"You mean... that's ALL there is????"
I am the first vampire jedi-----"Blah"
HA! You have GOT to be kidding!
"You call that little thing a lightsaber?"
haa, that's not a lightsaber !
You weren't kidding, George! That is small!
What do you mean, Mr. Lucas? I'm getting fired for not updating the captions on TFN?
George, I knew it was small but *hahahaha*
Dang! I knew I should have worn suspenders.
Uh, George, do you think my clothes match the room?
"...And then ripped Jar Jars head right off. Hahaha!!!"
I'll pull your finger, but.... no no don't look so sad *goes down*
you really think your lightsaber is as big as mine???
Acklay?!
you want me to put my lightsaber where?
i know yoda is lonely george, but what you are asking is to much!!!
That's the title for episode III? Oh wait, you
That's the title for episode III? ...Oh wait, you're serious.
"Well I didn't know the six o clock news would be there, other wise I would have worn something besdies just the trench coat!"
...and that's when he said "That's no Wookie, that's my mother!"
Ha ha ha !!! You call that a lightsaber
"Are you kidding? I have to do what with my lightsaber?"
Haw! Haw! Georgie stepped on banta poodoo again!
I found your light saber!
that's hilarious...R2 has his memory erased!?...yeah right
Jesus, will I look like that if I shaved my beard off
*snap-hiss* "and this is for creating Jar Jar!"
"You want me in your sequel to HQWARD THE DUCK?!"
"how many times can i split MY PANTS?" ewan shrieked
"It's all so greeeen!!!!"
George:"Um...Ewan? Would you mind...?" Ewan:"Huh?" George*clears throat* Ewan*looks down* Ewan;"Oh $#!+...! "
(Obi-Wan to George)An Episode 7? Ha
You want me to do what?
Ewan points at George's chest: "Hey George, whats that!" George looks down. Ewan flicks his nose Ewan: "You fell for it AGAIN! ahahahahah!"
is there a blade length adjuster for that thing
During a stunt for the Obi-Wan vs. Jango Fett Obi-Wan splashes George Lucas, getting the water all over the front of Georges' pants.
" No, really, I have to go..."
hahaha... You have the worst hair cut I have ever seen
You shaved your beard!!!
HAH! I cant believe you fell for the old "Your flying low" gag!
No, really. Pull my finger!
no, really?? You call that a lightsaber??
THATS what you say your wife comes home to every night? Gosh, you said it was bigger than my light saber! Yeah, maybe a toothpick, but not a light saber!!!!
Oops! I forgot never to strike the hand that directs you!
Brickth...I donth remimber no brickth George....
You want me to do WHAT?
You weren't kidding! Your schwartz is bigger than mine!
George! Do I have Dorito bits in my teeth?
You came up wih star wars
Oh! So thats not a lightsaber...
Look! You made me sing soprano!!!
Obi wan: No way George, this has gotta be a joke right? hahahaha. Whadda mean I'm fired? You need me for another movie. I can't be fired.
"'Attack of the Clones'? Oh come on now George, what are you REALLY calling it?"
"Say, aren't you George Lucas? Wow! Can I have your autograph?"
That's as big as your light saber gets!!!
"Look at the size of that thing!"
"Ha! Ha! Yeah! I think i should start wearing flannel too, George. Err I mean, Mr. Lucas? Please don't hit me again, Sir. It was a slip up."
" 'Attack of the Clones?' That's a good one!"
"So I said Wicket DAMNED near killed him"
Bugga
"Yes, it is green Obi-Wan."
"Sure I'll do the scene again, George! First I'll just ram this lightsaber up your (explicit deleted)."
Oh my gosh George, just let me use the fricken restroom!!!!!! George: one more take Ewan: only if dont wanna be able to use this costume any more!!!!!!!!!!
Liam Chuckled in reply"and then I...*L* stick the lightsaber into his..*LLLL*...thats a good one George"
"I told you not to do the lombada that close to my lightsaber George!"
Thumb Wars
THAT lil thing is your lightsaber??!
you will be !!!!
Lucas: "I bet that guy over there that I could pee on your face and you'd still laugh . . ."
HAHAHA! No... seriously... what are we calling it?
Ewan-"My gift is my song, and this ones for you" George;
Ewan-"My gift is my song, and this ones for you" George-"We tore that set down last week, stop SINGING that song"
"See George, its that small!"
"See George, it really is that small!"
Really? Great! But what do Hayden and Nat think about Padme and Obi together?
You call that a sabre?!
If Lucas thought that Ewan had overdosed on the nitrous oxide, he should've seen Hayden and Natalie.
Even Obiwan's famous tusken raider yell couldn't wake George ...
Take it easy George! At least The CRITICS say it's better than Episode one
I'm sorry George, I thought you said that I was doing bad acting! Oh, you weren't kiding...
"God George I didn't scare you that bad.I guess we need clean up on set 4"
The cast had a good laugh at George's expense when they informed him that nearly all of Jar Jar's 477 Episode 2 scenes had been 'accidentally' deleted from ILM's servers.
Mr. Lucas looked down and saw something that was scarier then Harrison Ford's grey ha. He looked down and saw that Ewan had a..well It's probably inappropriate for TheForce.net but it starts with a B.
Mr. Lucas looked down and saw something that was scarier then Harrison Ford's grey hair. He looked down and saw that Ewan had a..well It's probably inappropriate for this site but it starts with a B.
why does everyone laugh when they see "it"?
Ewan/Obi-Wan: You fell for the old whoopie-cushion trick!
*Pffffft* Ahahaha...pull it again.
Attack of the Clones!! HAHAHAHA!! No, seriously George, what are you going to call it...?
It's not that small is it?
Kiss my arse George,... seriously...KISS IT ya fucker!!!
Gee golly, thanks George, I thought I was gonna get fired after Epidsode 1!!
NO!!!!!!!! THAT'S MY PEANUT BUTTER!!!!!!!!!
'Ewan often has fits of hysteria when he thinks about himself starring in star wars. He actually passes out when he remember's how much he is getting paid.' - George Lucas
No, seriously Ewan, you shouldn't force pull on that.
look how small it is
YOU'RE going to be my stunt double??
I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
Tears of joy fell on Obi-wan's face when he and Lobot were pronounced man and wife....
"You mean it's called Attack of the Clones?! You're not kidding... are you?!"
What! You were the director of Howard the Duck?!
Lucas-"Ewan, the, 'I hate it when he does that' thing really isn't that funny. You can stop laughing now...Ewan...Ewan?
HA! He should have known better than to give me a real lightsaber!
George: I'm lowering your salary. Obiwan: HAHAHAHAHAHAH Now THAT'S funny!!! HAHAheheha..ah...you're not joking....
"Spiderman? Beat us? ahahahahaha!"
feels like I'm holding my light saber
"That's your lightsaber? HA HA HA HA!"
Love is a many, splended thing love..Wow, ha! That lifted up!
"You're calling it Attack of the Clones!!"
Did you hear that...he said poo-doo!
"Hahaha my zipper is open! George why didn't you tell me? Hahaha!"
Anakin fell down the hole, did you see that?
"So you'll do the next 5 then"
Ewan plaese don't laugh at my flannel.
"Ok George, now look down, so for the pic, it LOOKS like I'm laughing at your..."
Lucas demonstrates his new 'hands-free' lightsaber and McGregor thinks it should be bigger.
Ewan was both suprised and nervous when he lost the bet after seeing how big Lucas's was.
"You really shouldn't say that stuff outloud," Ewan to George upon his admission that he actually liked Jar Jar.
Don't worry . . . lots of men have that problem. Perhaps you can digitally enhance it!
"George, I've noticed your startling similarity to an Ewok!"
You want me to what? Hahahahaha!!
you will do anything to be in my movie, i will do anything to be in your movie
I cant belive you shit your pants when I pulled out my fake lightsaber! YOU PANSY!
So that's what inspired you to create the light saber George...
its tatooed C LFL 1956, sometimes it says copyright lucas films limited 1956
'My God'
"So thats where my lightsaber went...."
"I promised if you gave me a good script this time, I'd give you a hand job."
"C'mon George
"C'mon George, I'm just pulling your leg!"
"oh my God, I cut it off!"
"Sure I'll hold the bucket as you pee!"
"This script sucks!"
Made ya look!!!
George: "Help me Obi-wan Kenobi! You 're my only hope!"
George: "Help me Obi-wan Kenobi! You 're my only hope!" (the desperated george badly wanted EpII to be a hit) Ewan: "Rise my pay!"
I sense a disturbance in the force ... Do I have something in my teeth?
"I said pull my thumb, you pervert!"
You're calling the movie what?
So George, the audience is somehow going to use their imagination to think that these green walls are actually some place in outter space??
Those are the ugliest boxer shorts I've ever seen.
That looks like a lightsaber, only smaller.
LUCUS:I see dead people. OBIWAN:What?hey dude wrong movie.
The scottish druggie
OBI: Are you joking? Your Jedi mind tricks don't work on other Jedi!
"anakin, i have the feeling that your going to be the death of me"....HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA thats the funniest line ive ever heard george
Boy George, you really fucked it up this time; eh, chap?
George: "Help me Obi-wan Kenobi! You 're my only hope!" (the desperated george badly wanted EpII to be a hit) Obi-wan: "Use the Fans George!"
George: "Now... What is it, exactly, we're looking at here?"
What?? StarWars isn't based on historical events?
"Love is a many splendid thing! Love lifts us up where...." "Uh, Ewan, you got the part a movie ago."
Lucas:"Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"Obi Wan: "Ahhh...."
YOU call that a lightsaber!! hahahahhah....
"hey Gorge there's a bug on your foot ! Ha Ha just kidding"
STFU n00b
I have decided that Jar Jar Binks will now be your new Jedi Padawan learner
its HOW big??? HAHAHAHAHAHA
"HAHA! A TFN humor update? That's a good one, George."
George, can't the boys at ILM enlarge that a bit?!
Viagra work, no... I handjob work yes
Moments later, as George had suspected would happen, the floor under Ewan McGregor's feet gave way. Moral: he who laughs last laughs longest.
Woah! That's a tiny...I mean..uh...
"I'm not really Obi-Wan Kenobi? I'm just an actor? Good one Mr Flannel-clad person. Now send me back to Coruscant before I have to use a Jedi mind trick on you."
Ewan: "'You are in my soul, tormenting me'?! Ha ha ha! Good one George, that'll make a good outtake to embarass Hayden and Natalie with." George: "Outtake?" Ewan: "........"
You want me to put that WHERE?
"hehehe, stop it George! i'm not THAT kind of a jedi"
U see? U swing it like this!! Its easy once u get the hang of it...
You're calling it "Attack of the Clones"
"And then Hayden just dropped over dead!"
Suddenly George realizes the rumor is true - Scottish men do have huge... lightsabers.
Dunnah you feel a breeze in the force, George?
There, see?! BIGGER!!!! Ha....I win!!
Ha ha... So THAT'S where you came up with Jar Jar?
"Then what did you say?"
Wow! I think your hairline's receding!
Hey, George is asleep!! Lets paint his face in funny colors!!
"And then I told him he could take his death sticks and shove them right up... "
what? I am not wearing pants?
"You really want me to fight 90 yr old Christopher Lee.....and LOSE?"
Youre mom
Lucas: Hey Ewan Attack of the Clones beat Spider-Man. Ewan: *laughs* Good one George*laughs*
"You want me to climb into the toilet to swim to Otoh Gunga? But I did that in Trainspotting......."
Gallardo Rivera
'Size isnit everything!!'
'Size isn't everything!!'
"Yes, very funny, Mr. Lucas... but the ship is on my FOOT!"
Ha Ha, someone cut off your lightsaber
HAHAHA...and you call yourself a Jedi?!?...
Ewan(in song): The hills are alive with the sound of music-Lucas: Ewan, you are playing Obi-Wan Kenobi, not Christian. This is *Star Wars* not Moulin Rouge. Get in character!
So Anikins Replcement arm is really the arm from a prototype C-3PO?
OBI-WAN: What? Star Wars IS really a rip off of Space Balls? GEORGE: Yes.
OBI-WAN: What? Star Wars IS really a rip off of Space Balls? GEORGE: Yes.
"WOW! So nice to see you!" *I wonder if he knows his fly is down...*
"You were suppost to paint the town RED!!!
I only just saw Moulin Rouge for the first time. Lucky you didn't let me sing after I defeated Darth Maul !
Obi-Wan: Are you serious ? I don't die in this one ? Oh man.... Lucas: Shutup you ! (vicious backhand)
Not that lightsaber...... stop it Mr. Lucas......
"Your Flies open", "Really???"
"You're the guy who did Howard the Duck?"
I don't think this is a case of 'saber envy'
You're calling the Movie Attic of the WHAT!?
Ah ha ha, George are you kidding me? I never would have thought they would have weilded your wallet into this ship!
I didnt know your lightsaber could do that!!!!
"Dude, somebody stole your pants!"
I see your shwartz is as big as mine!
Howz that george ?
See how i can use the force to make things grow Ewan !
It's even smaller then Master Yoda's.
This is what happens when you give Obi-Wan acid.
"He did WHAT with the Death Star?"
*BURRRRRRP!*
"poop?" "poop!"
Is that a Light Saber or a Light Needle?
Hahahaha! George, you wore that shirt yesterday, and the day before, and the day before.......
You calling the movie WHAT????
Oh sorry, I thought that was MY lightsaber!
George, mate, gie us a hand - me saber's got caught right in me nads.
You're going to make Natalie wear WHAT?!?
Ewan had the last laugh when George learnt the public reaction at the anoncement of the EpII official's name' The attack of the clone'
i have a dildo
fuck my lightsaber
According to the Jedi archives, if you pull hard enough you can make it as straight as a padawans light saber.
hahah small lucas.. Small penis is the way of the dark side
"Ha Ha. Your only paying me how much for this movie? He he, thats a great joke George. You're joking aren't you George? George?"
"Oi, you better believe I ate my Wheaties".
master you look different
master you look different
"master you look different is it a face lift or a hair cut you've had"
"master you look different is it a face lift or a hair cut you've had"
Obi Wan Kenobi, meet the Wizard of Oz.
What the matter Lucas??!!!! To wet fer ya?!!!!
Oh, sorry Lucas! I thought you where Jango.
ok you guys atTFN it has been 4 weeks since I sent in my capion, and when I sent it in it said it would take about a week, I am geting really annoyed here so please put out the captions for #68 :)
"That can't be the actual dialogue that you want me to speak George! Is it?"
Impressive. Most impressive!
Ewan McGregor breaks out in laughter as Lucas shows him a body piercing that went horribly awry.
" You want me to do WHAT with my lightsaber?!"
George was not happy when McGregor saw 'the size of that thing' and said what he meant about it.
Ha! You fell for the circle game!
that's disgusting don't show me that
Have you considered viagra?
Lucas: "No, seriously, you have a love scene with Jar Jar."
Stick the lightsaber where??!!
I am a Jedi
Hey Geroge i can see your doodle
PULL IT OUT! BWAHHHH!
Ha Ha, that hurts doesn't it !
George: "Stop looking Jesus."
Let me stroke that for you!
Why thank you for the $50 George. Fisher said you were an asshole, and now I believe her.
"You call that a lightsaber???"
"That's pretty small George!" Ewan Laughs. George looks down and sighs.
In a deleted scene, Ewen(Obi Wan) McGregor is on Death Sticks
"George, It's deffinately Rick's turn to dress up like Jar Jar this time!"
You have a funny face George!
Ewan always loved storytime.
hello
OK-OK! You can let go now George! ? YOU WIN! ? my schwartz isn?t as big as yours?
(CENSORED)
I'm so sorry, sir! That's my fault. Let me get you another drink on the house...
Let's see, now those trousers are a 36 regular...
And then the third Jedi says, "I thought it was a Wookie!" Get it? A Wookie! 'Cause the first guy... he... Oh, never mind.
Shine your shoes, mister?
For God's sake, man! I can unzip MYSELF!
I know hospital green's your favorite color, but this is just ugly!
G: Join me, and together we will destroy Spider-Man and rule the box office! It is your destiny...
Meesa SO HAPPY to be gettin' dis-a role again, Meesta Lu-Cahs!
Can't... Stop... Smiling!
Is it really that small?
"You call that a Light Saber!?!"
Ha Ha Ha! What do youmean YODA is the best Jedi warrior? You cant be serious!
Yes.. Yes, of course you're right, Ewan. I don't know what I was thinking. (sigh) But I was so looking forward to revealing Darth Jar-Jar as the Menace......
Oh, man, that was SO COOL! That scene with Yoda, an' he was goin' all Bruce Lee an' $%#& on that old guy, right? An' he was just all, ZZEOW! WOOSH! ZZAP! Oh, wow man, that ROCKED!
G: You may leave Our presence. E: Yes, Master.
You mean you're really killing off Jar-Jar? YESSSSS!
...And as a joke, we glued Kenny into his costume! Kenny, you can come out now! Kenny?
darthvader
No really George, girls always say size dosn't matter... bwahahaha!
Seven Inches my ass!
Gee, I hope no one takes a picture of me now with this goofy grin on my face!
"I dunno Mr. Lucas are you sure we can fix it? It looks rather pale."
"There gonna post the results WHEN?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
...and then I told him to go and think about his life! Then I said to myself..."What Life?"
LET GO OF THAT!
LET GO OF THAT!
Stop laughing Ewan...I'm serious! You can not keep the Lightsaber Prop.
"It's smaller than Yoda's!!!"
Watch it Obi-Wan! This is no lightsaber you're holding!
Pretend I'm tall and lean and have big hands, Ewen
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
George, I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.
I love you so much, it hurts. The thought of being without you... I can't breathe! If you are hurting too, tell me!
Don't look at me that way, Ewan. It makes me... uncomfortable.
Dah, tell me about the gungans, George!
You want me to do WHAT?!?!
So then I said, "You'll be the death of me!" Ha ha ha ha! Get It?
"GEORGE- I- CAN'T- TAKE- THESE- WALLS- ANYMOOOOORE!!!!!
George, come on, let go of my saber
Is he sleeping while standing up?! Yeah, he is!! Dude, look he's sleeping standing up!!
George, can't I just do a tiny "Singin' in the Rain" bit here, I really can sing!!
George wait! Don't pull his finger, it's a trap!!
TOOO LAAATE!!
Does it tickle when I hold your lightsaber like this.
That's the smallest Light Saber I've . Ha . Ha. Ha
you said you were jewish!
Am I jerking it really good George?
"Is that the pork or the beans?"
Love is a many splendid thing! Love lifts us up..." "Ewan, for the last time, shut up."
Ewan: And I thought I had small privates...put it away before I die laughing
George finally shows Ewan his lightsaber...
George finally shows Ewan his lightsaber...
George: What?! It's not that small!
Hey guess what?! tf.net finally updated the captioning section!!!!! (Hint hint!!!)
Lucas "Although I enjoyed Moulin Rouge, I don't think that fans will enjoy a musical star wars." Ewan "You could be the duke!"
AND I GAT TO KILL OFF BINKS? .....YEEEHAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!
I gotta hand it to you, George, these lines are hilarious! What do you mean the're not supposed to be funny?
You want me to do WHAT with my lightsaber?!?!
A little short in the lightsaber department, aren't ya, George?
you want me to do WHAT? you gotta be kidding me...
???que te inspiraste en Akira Kurosawa para hacer Star Wars???.....jajajajajaja
Obi-wan:hahaha this is fun Lucas:relax it's fake
Sorry I sneezed... Are my teeth okay??
George (thinking): "It's gonna be a loooong day..."
You don't think I'm cute when my hair's wet? George, you silly!
"Ewan, that's not your lightsaber."
George, you can't possibly expect me to do this stunt sober...
I'm fighting the guy from Speed 2, and I'm not gonna kick his ass?!?!?!
N'sync!?! for that you must die Lucas, rrraaugh!
you'r lightsaber is huge
"No kidding, George?" "Sure, Ewan. We'll get a stunt double for when Vader cuts your head off. Tell you what, we'll do it in another movie completely." "Oh, boy!" "(aside) Oh brother..."
Obiwan:wassssssssssssssssup
Who's the more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him?!
Hey, look! His face is green, too!
Your kidding. I'm supossed to pretend to hang on to a flying drone while flying at high speeds through couracant, AND DO IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE??? I CAN'T EVEN TALK ABOUT IT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE!!!!
Ewan: Good one George...but seriously, Jar-Jar's not coming back, right?
Your calling the movie what?!?
Lovesaber, eh !?!?
George: Why are you wearing a sock there.....?
Ewan McGregor gets caught trying to show Natalie Portman his "lightsaber".
"Run it's a CGI George Lucas!"
"Then I said 'that's not a wookie that's my wife'!!"
Whoa, hey looks like the viagra is kickin in...
"The Force has made you arrogant Obi-Wan!"
Wow, George, you weren't joking; your zipper really _is_ stuck. Want me to try my lightsaber?
...half a year later, TFN relizes their fatal flaw in not updating their Captions section.
So I hold my lightsaber down here, like so. And you're Jango, coming at me. And, right about now, I activate the lightsaber. Cool move, eh?
....as Episode III finnaly hits the screens, everybody realizes that they had accidently put in a scene from Episode 2 by accident.
comedic science has deduced that simple investigation of this picture is enough to make one cry with laughter
Teasing about the flannel goes too far, and George isn't amused.
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine!
It's not funny... I swear that my light saber was bigger than yours!
Weres my toothbrush gone
George! I didn't know we were filming Episode 3 on your neck!
Its not that small!
Insert Ewan McGreggor and George Lucas gay joke here.
"You mean, it's plastic? Ha-ha! Well that's a relief!"
"That George Lucas is nothing but a dirty no good...OH! HI GEORGE! we were just talinkin about you! ha ha..."
"I warned you George not to pull my finger!"
man that's big!!! HAHAHAH
Wha? What the... take your hands off that! This is utterly........ a little to the left...
Now turn your head and cough..
Obi-Wan: Oh, I'm sorry George did I stab you in the canoles. George: That's ok (in small voice)
Look, Ewan! I can pull half of my thumb off!
Obi-Wan: Oh, I'm sorry George did I stab you in the canoles. George: That's ok (in small voice)
HA! Yes!! Lucas isn't wearing plaid!!!
HA! Yes!! Lucas isn't wearing plaid!!! I win the bet, guys!
Obi-Wan: They're putting a cameo of _you_ in the Senate chamber? Haaaa! What's next, _Senator_ Jar Jar?!?! Lucas: Hmmm...
Obi-Wan: You have a cameo in the Senate chamber? What star system do you represent? The Flannel-Union?!
Lucas: Ewan, I find your criticism of Episode I disturbing. Ewan (grimacing in pain): Hey! No using The Force below the belt!
Oh.. I love green. It makes me feel like Yoda. Sometimes I just eat green foods. I call it the Yoda diet. I just love green.
George, there's this funny thing humping you're leg
You did WHAT to the bantha?!? That's hilarious!!
I swear, George, you've got a huge popcorn kernel stuck between your front teeth!
Hey, no worries. ILM can make it look _alot_ bigger.
"And This Little Piggy Ran All the way home!"
Yes, Obi-Wan. The walls behind you ARE green
"Man, how long is TK- 427 gonna be in there? The Force is strong with me..."
"You mean TF.N actually updated their Top 10 and Captioning lists? Hah!"
George I swear, my caption was really funny when the picture first came out three weeks ago!
I knew you were compensating with that light saber
Dude! TPM was so gay!
"I've got a bad feeling about this!" Good one. I'll say that. How can one man be so funny. You're a genius Mr. Lucas. A genius. (aside Ewan whispers "dumb money-bags fuck")
"But boss, I thought the splashing would be fun!"
"Peek-a-boo, I see you!"
He was ashamed, but all Nick and Ewan could do was laugh when they noticed George had wet himself.
Is that it?
see you have to follow through if you want a hole in one
You mean I LOSE the BATTLE??!!
Oh sorry George, I thought you were still wearing that Jar Jar mask!
Me? Alec Guinness? Never!
I'm not a urinal George, get R2 in here for that!
George: "It's not that small, is it?" Ewan: "HA HA HA!!!"
Ewan: My character's named after one of your dogs? George: I had fond memories of that dog.
your cocks huge!
*doesn't bother to make a funny quip as TFN always ignores his*
Holy s***, he's Luke's FATHER?! Damn, that Anakin moves fast!
you killed my father...prepare to die!!
The hills are alive with the blades of Jedi!!!!
The green paint made Ewan have uncontrolable laughing attacks and George fell asleep.
its a buger in you nose
Help me make it straight!
"So he said, just take my wife!"
how do you get past the first door in the second level. I have a security key but don't know ho to use it
"you mean my hand is stuck there for good? you're kidding!........right?"
"What ? Attack of the clones ??? That's the title ?" "Yes" "it's a joke I hope" "no" "ahahahah" "sorry"
Ewan : "What ? Attack of the clones ??? That's the title ?" Lucas : "Yes" Ewan: "it's a joke right ?" Lucas : "no" ewan : "ahahahah" Lucas: "sorry"
"Ewan. . .I am your father. . ."
(Stifling Laughter) Don't worry George, size matters not, right? ha ha
Let's just say George's "little clone" was hardly 1/8th the normal size.
NO ACTING? AGAIN? BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!
Oni-wan stole my balls!
df
Obi-wan catches Lucas with his zipper down
Obi, what are you doing? Just chekcing out the action below!!!
Ewan's reaction to George's explanation on how "Star Wars" is actually akin to highly gritty, raw, and socially important indie films, kinda like that "Trainspotting."
Obi-Wan's reaction when he learns he gets his butt kicked in this sequence
Ha,ha...You should put that back.
"Oh, haha, so I was supposed to save Anakin from falling to his death. Well that could have turned out badly."
"Ewan, it's not the SIZE of the lightsaber that matters, it's, well ... oh just stop laughing."
Lucas : Ewan, I am your father... Ewan : NO ! That's not true ! Wait, YES, YES !
lucas: it might be big and green, but it sure as h*ll isn't your lightsaber
Flannelette underpants too! Ha and I thought I'd seen it all.
Hey George, your shoelace is untied...GOTCHA!
You call that a schwartz?!
"you came in that thing? You're braver than I thought."
My lightsabre is much bigger than that!
HAHAHAHAHAHA, oh wait, sorry I farted George
Look how long I can stretch it!
Disheartened by ewan mcgregor's constant jokes, george lucas mourns the loss of his directorial skills.
Lucas: What's so funny about my face?
Oh no!I didnt realize my lightsaber was so short...
That's a good one George! Your going to be the death of me! Hahaha!
Love what you've done with the place, but cut back on the green, okay?
Is it really that small !?!?
LOL!!!!
You want me to do what?????!!!!
Funny? What do you mean I can not do funnny? I am Funny, see, ha ha ha ha ha
And you'd think a Jedi wouldn't deal such a low blow. . .
whoops!! wrong saber.......
NOW THAT'S A LIGHTSABER
"Um, that's not exactly what I had in mind Ewan."
You managed to father children with that?
No, no Ewan, I didn't mean THAT lightsaber!
Lucas - Ewan, I don't give a damn how cool you were in Trainspotting... Don't smoke pot on my set and, NO, I will not change your character's name to Obi-Wan Kannabis!!
So, I am no Jedi at all??? You must be kidding! *blasts out in a mad laughter*
No, Ewan, I am not going to pull your finger again!
your ligthsaber is an inny
It's that small!
I did the WHOLE scene with my fly undone?!?
Of course I know it's a big building in the middle of an ocean, the Green Screen was a dead give away!
By George, you do have a brass pair!
"Look at what I stepped in!"
"Ahhh, this is why I hate shaking hands!"
Ewan McGreagor: HAH! George, you wore THAT to work !!? Haha! George: Ummm, well, My washing machine sorta blew up, taking all my clothes with it, and, well, just...
Part 3?..you crack me up George. A part 3...ha ha ha.
Is it really that small?
"You want me to let Jango put that were!"
what is wrong with you people? why don't you just show us what captions won already! grrrrrrr!
Oh my god, I just realized how old you are!
Oh my god, I just realized how old you are!
she may not look like much Ewan, but she's got it where it count.. made alot of special modifications Myself..
George: Haha, yeah it looks like something straight out of my Creature Shop doesn't it? But the Doctor says the sores'll clear up in a few days. OK, everybody back to work. (*Ziiiip*)
What, Jake Loyd isnt in this Movie! YES!
Sorry George, i thought Anakin was going to be played by Jake again so i got stoned before I came!
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat'ssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuupppppppppp
Geroge: See, I told you it was small
George accidentally steps on Yoda.
George: "See, I told you it was small"
You want me to do a wet t-shirt scene like Kirsten Dunst? Are you mad?
What! You mean anakin and padm? are together that's rich
(laughs)-Don't worry its okay to have a beer belly!
Acting... Good... Hayden... Stop it George your killing me.
Ewan just wouldn't listen to George's "pool" explanation...
George was trying to discourage any dirty captions that people may want to submit. Boy, was he ever in for it.
"That's the worse line ever, George. I can't believe Hayden agreed to say it."
Hi Mr. Lucas, I'm your biggest fan. Can I have your autograph?
I see your schwartz isnt as big as mine!
billy
"Is that REALLY the size of your penis?"
Ah ha ha ha... Why am I deficating in your waiting room? I, Uh, didn't know it was yours...
You dolt!... You think my son would be THAT stupid to bring my diary all the way back here??
"George, Hayden just gave me a swirlie!!"
"Good call Padawan!"....Who writes this crap?!?!?
Your right! It is smaller!
OOPS ! so sorry, let me retrieve that lightsaber
That's not the saber I was thinking of Ewan.
"No George it dosnt happen to all guys!"
To the amusement of everyone, after three weeks of straight shooting, George finally falls asleep on his feet.
"I told you mine was bigger than yours!"
You call that a lightsaber!?!?!?
Can you get this thing off me?...please...?...it really, really hurts...!!!!
That was funny, George, real funny. Now get this f***ing thing off me! NOW!!!
Ha! You call THAT a lightsaber?
Ewan: Ha. Ha. That's the size of your lightsaber.
"And so then, the duck said to the bartender, 'Got any nails?' and the bartender said no, and the duck said 'Got any duck food! HA HA HA HA... George? Don't you get it?"
Ok i am getting really pissed, you had better come out with the results soon, I don't even care if my captions made it, just put out the posts! Ah, you will hear from me again, ha ha ha, :)
Oh my gosh! And to think this whole time I thought you were a man!
"Director George has lost his script. . .how embarassing, how embarassing!!"
MIB II's worm guys get fresh with Obi-wan
... and then he said: "geez, I thought you were sponsored of Gilette" ...
Your lightsaber is so small. Look at it!
Ewan couldn't help but laugh at the Big Bad Director with a Yoda-sized "lightsaber"
"Ewan, you don't have to do that anymore, you already have the part."
Smile! It's candid camera...
Ewan's reaction to Lucas putting Natalie Portman in Episode 6
George, that is the smallest "lightsaber" I have ever seen!!!!
Oops, I'm sorry George. I thought that was my light saber I was grasping!!!!
this isn
Well, Hayden's is supposed to say "I don't like the sand. It is coarse and rough. Not smooth like your skin."
this isn't the full monty?
Made you look !
"HA! George, your Alfred Hitchcock impersonation always cracks me up!"
Ewie reacts to George's dialogue revisions
"What George, Episode III will be called 'Jar Jar's Revenge'? Bwahahaha."
Oops, I'm sorry George. I thought that was my light saber I was grasping!!!!
Tha....haha...that sure is a ...haha... small lightsaber you have George. haha ha bwahahHAHAHAHAHA!!
"That's where you got the idea for an x-wing!"
my sabers bigger than yours!!!!
Shouldn't he be dead?
Green..I like green..green is good.
So then she said," Is that a lightsaber in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"
Yoda's is bigger George!
Have you seen this. Princess Amadalla is in the new Playboy.
"You've got to be kidding, thats your lightsaber !?"
Your not making these films for money?! You've got to be kidding me!
if you're gonna do that do it in the toilet
Size matters not? Bullshit!
I don't think so
Cut!!
C'mon Ewan, it's not that small!
Uh...Ewan, I don't think this the way to thank me for giving you the role of Obi-wan.
That??? That's the smallest lightsaber I've ever seen.
That??? That's the smallest lightsaber I've ever seen.
You really expect me to Kiss your feet?
You want me to do what how?!?!?!?!
You call THAT a lightsaber?
"Ben, Ben Kenobi. You're glad to meet me!"
Waaaazzuuuup
Wow! Nice light-saber you have there, Mr. Lucas...
Are you kidding, George, this is the final draft?
If this's the Emerald City...Does that make you Oz
Even on the set of Episode II, they just won't leave George alone for creating Jar Jar.
You want me to put might lightsaber where ?
THAT'S not my lightsaber!!!
Your unit... it's so SMALL! Ha! No wonder you created your own little fantasy world!
so thats why you have to make such big movies
You actually made children with THIS?!?! HAHAHAHAHA!!
Hey whats up
That is the smallest one of those I have ever seen!
But I swear George, it must have been somekind of lightsaber freak accident ! I didn't mean to shred to pieces Jar Jar's costume....
....and anakin turns tp the dark side you say,,ha ha ha pull the other on george, i'd know i can use the force y'know...he he he
Well it is BIG! HA! Funny! ... see? funny?
As Mr. Lucas whips "it" out, everyone can't help but laugh.
"You're Jango Fett??"
"Oh you said turn on my LIGHTsaber..."
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought!
Hahahah its tiny!
HA HA no way jarjar is in this movie too ?!?!
But George, I got it caught in the zipper!
But George, this saber is teeny!
I told you my lightsaber was bigger!
Thats you lightsaber!
Flannel is the path to the dark side.
*This is the caption that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Someone,just decided never to take it down, not knowing what it was and we'll all continue posting here 4E just because this is-
This is the caption that never ends, yes it goes on and on my friends. Someone,just decided never to take it down, not knowing what it was and we'll all continue posting here 4E just because this is--
"C'mon, George! It's hilarious! I just happen to cut Jar-Jar's head off with my lightsaber. The audience will LOVE it!"
Let me get this straight. You're calling it... "Attack of the Clones" ?
"You call that a lightsaber?"
Ha Ha
har de da har de da har de da har
You want me to do what?
Dude, even Yoda's is bigger than that...
Its plastic surgery!
Look by using the force I can make it rise...
attack of the clones, that's your title?
oh come on.... Jar Jar gives the Emperor his power?!?
Oooh! You touched my Special Place!!
On set of AOTC: Ewan shows off his new lightsabre grip to an unsuspecting George Lucas
You had fallen into that nest of Gundarks too?!
You want a duel? With a lightsabre of that size? Ha ha ha...
You really thought The Phantom Menace was good? HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
That's the smallest "lightsaber" I've ever seen! HAAAHAHAHAHHAHA
George, that's not a lightsaber!!!
OBI-WAN: "They didn't chop my arm off! Haha! I'm going to die in one piece!"
"and then the guy says..'that aint no trooper, that's my dog." can you beleive it?"
Lucas: so tell me, ewan, since when have you been a pathological smiler
Next time that bald janitor comes around to do a sweep, pull out your lightsaber and slice his arm off. Ewan: That's a bloody great idea, haha.... George: Shhh, he's coming. Act normal.
"Uh, George, I'm not sure this guy was the best choice to play Obi-Wan. Look how he's laughing at the script." "Yeah, and those are just Maul's lines!"
HA! YOU farted!
Pull my finger. No the fat one in the middle...
hahahahaha, "Do as I say or you will die" thats really funny lucas....
"you want me to ride in that! you're kidding right?"
you remind me of someone but who? oh i remember.... mom
Go ahead, George! Strike me down! I will become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!
Uh, Ewan, that's not your light sabre you're grabbing
During the Episode 3 auditions, Ewan showed everyone how he really landed the Obiwan gig.
"Your going to call the third one what? Jar Jar Saves The Universe? That's brilliant!"
Ewan: You told that bald dude from Cloud City that he can have a part in AOTC?! Hahaha! ........ George?, you're acting like he's right behind me.
No wonder you thought up lightsabers-look at that tiny thing!!!
Ya, no, I really didn't mean all of those nasty things I said about working on this project. Please don't give the fans my address. I'll be good for now on.
"Now I know why they say BIG budget movies make up for a small... uhhh..."
My God George, it DOES look just like a light saber!!
"I don't really know why all the battle stations and star ships have these long deep shafts, but they sure are fun to pee down! Eh, George, eh?"
Oh my God! That shirt's not plaid!
. . . and then they guy in the bar says, " Do you wanna buy some death sticks?" And I tell him, with the way my apprentice is going to turn out, what the hell! Why not?
"You think I'm mad don't you? But I'm not...I really am a Jedi! Ya ha ha ha" Lucas- "oh boy.. not another one..."
Sorry, but you not in this scene
Lightsaber!? You call that a Lightsaber?
Hey George, your shoe laces are untied!!!!!
Ewan: Hey hey! I didn't know you played junior varsity bacci ball too! Well, don't that beat all!
"Hey George, your shoe laces are untied!!!!!"
So I says "Wampa"? No, thats my wife! Get it George?HaHa..Never Mind.
Ha ha! Your arm gtes cut off!
"your dick is so small hahaha"
Sorry, but you not in this scene
OH! so YOUR George Lucas
What do you MEAN?!? Your not done shooting Episode 1?
Man I thought mine was small! Thanks for making my day!
My Lightsaber. It's in my pants !!
George, let me get this straight... you want me to do WHAT?!?!?
Hey Ewen, try not to come out of the shower without your pants...
What? George? I wont be in episode III, your joking right?
You're joking!! Haha! I'm supposed to believe this "water planet" has only green buildings? Haha, George, you're such a kidder! No, really, what's going on here?
Haha! Paper beats rock! I get to pick where lunch is tomorrow!
Ewan just can't get enough of GeorgeLucas's loveable sense of humor.
You've GOT to be kidding. That's the extent of your force powers??
is gay
Your that small?!
That's it? That's your lightsaber?! ::snicker::
Ewan, just because your "lightsaber" is bigger than mine, you don't have to laugh at it.
You've got to admit, George, it IS funny that I chopped you in half after I did it to Maul last movie!!
"Oh! A lock of your hair! I worship you."
Ewan: "You've named the movie ATTACK OF THE CLONES??? You're joking, right? No, seriously, what did you decide to call it?
Ewan: "You've named the movie ATTACK OF THE CLONES??? You're joking, right? No, seriously, what did you decide to call it?
Wait, are you telling me I get to kill Binks?! SCORE!
Ewan: It's crooked! George: You're crooked.
What, you want to have a lightsaber duel? With that little thing?
"Just shut up and help me find Levi's. You people wear kilts for crying out loud."
What? A lightsaber duel? With that little thing?
Heh heh... Are you really serious on that George?
"Fanboys stole your pants again, didn;t they?
"Fanboys stole your pants again, didn't they?"
Ha! George, is that a zit I see on your forehead?
" I ripped my pants"
"Howdard the Duck 2! That's a good one! I feel better already.
yeah... your schwartz is bigger than mine!
"Your fly's down and your wearing sponge bob underwear
"You mean Yoda fights with a lightsaber!"
ITS ALL A SHAM! HAHAHAHAHAHA! ITS AAAAAAAAALL FAKE!!!! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
Boomshakalaka
EWAN: "Dude were those blasters of his really suppose to shoot me
EWAN: "Dude were those blasters of his really suppose to shoot me GEORGE: I don't know I didn't write the script EWAN: Well who did GEORGE: I duno EWAN: well this is great...you're the Director....DUH
George, are you crazy?!? We've done the scene 25 times at 25 different angles!
Ewan, we're gonna have to take the shot again...you were a millimeter off cue. If it happens again I'm making you digital! (just another excuse for George to digitze something)
YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING!! I have to take on JANGO FETT and SLAVE SHIP I with just this???!!! (points at fibre rod practice lightsabre)
"Ha Ha Ha. Attack Of The Clones? Really?!?! That's the title? For shame!!"
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY TEETH ARE YELLOW!!!
Wow! That's biggrer than I thought it would be!
Ha! As if yours is bigger than mine!
You're kidding, George!! You really expect me to say these lines??!!
Does it really say in the script that i have to strip?......great!
What do ya mean, "i'm not gettin' paid?"
I have never seen a zipper do that to before does it hurt!!
George, I didn't ask to see your lightsaber!
YOUR FLY IS OPEN!!!
That IS Small, isn't it !!!!
That is not my Lightsaber, George
You should've seen how many droids I scared and knocked over with this baby!! HEHE it was sooo cool! They were falling down and.. George: Yep. Uh huh...Whatever you say. Gotcha.
you cant sack me i cant help makin my own lightsaber noises
George: i know it's hugh but we've using lightsabers in this sceen
"Give me the laxatives!"
"Shirt's on fire... now it's out!"
"Just because I have a small penis doesn't mean you can laugh at me!"
ha ha... but... i thought you'd like green..
"Okay, it was a bad joke, but the situation was pretty funny, right? Right?"
"What? Go in there? You're joking right?"
"I can't beleive you fell for the old 'pull my finger' gag"
Ha,you look so dorky!
yeah i'll laugh now Flannel man but i'm the one with the lightsaber.
yeah i'll laugh now Flannel man but i'm the one with the lightsaber.
"I'm standing here in wet rags, and you're having delusions of grandeur?!"
You call THAT a Lightsaber?
WHAT!?!? *LOL* You're not MY father!
George - She told me the size of my Sabre doesn't matter.
Yes, CERTAINLY I'll stroke your lightsaber!
George: What? Fluffy slippers ARE fashionable.
George: What? Fluffy slippers ARE fashionable. Ewan: Be mindful of your slippers, they betray you...
Ha, ha! Your fly is down!
see, i told you ILM could make it longer!
What are you laughing at?!? You wouldn't look to good either if someone painted your apartment in Yoda green!!!
My God! You wet my pants!
Your joking! HA! Anikin kills me in episode IV. HA!
"Me, you want me to be Amidala?!"
Oh! Would you look at that. I accidentally chopped your foot off. Silly me, these lightsabers are so slippery. Heh heh heh....
Update the captions already!
Obi: Sure I'll touch it if you give me a raise!
Wait, wait.. what do you mean there's no Kamino? No Kamino?! Then, why am I so damn wet!? Don't you see? Don't you George? GEORGE?!
Noooooo!!! They're all gonna laugh at you!!!!
You've got to be kidding!!! Me, swinging on a rope over the ocean, I don't think so!
I am the Jedi that says "Ni "
Whoever said "Size matters not" was SO wrong...^_^;
"Looks like I dropped my panties!"
HAHA!! That's a good one.... What? I'm really fired???
HOLY CRAP!!! I HAD NO IDEA YOUR PENIS WAS SO SMALL!!!!
George proudly shows off his "Little Yoda"
HAHA! George you slay me! hehe cat scan! hahaha... oh, you're serious...
"I will choose to wear plaid and jeans all I want to!!!" said George
what the fuck is wrong whith you!
Yeah so thats my..force..you seem pretty excited there.
Your kidding, that's not a lightsaber !!
I see your schwartz isnt as big as mine!
(In extremely high-pitched voice) George, I said, "Pull my FINGER, not well, you know!"
"What? I'm.... not..... hiding..... anything...."
Eh heheh.. heh.. George, you're not going to be thrilled, but I just dropped your favorite plaid shirt into this bucket of bleach, you see....
So you're telling me that Sidious is really Jar-Jar?
Ewan forgets to wear pants.
George! you can't touch a jedi there!
"Ha ha!Look at the size of that wart!"
"Your wife left you!Ah ha ha ha haa!"
If an unlimited amount of Jedi typed on an unlimited amount of terminals, they would eventually produce Epsiodes 7, 8, and 9...
'a sex scene with portman? christenson will kill me!'
George: Please dont touch that..
What do think George,does this make a good lightsaber?
So there is gonna be a model starship blowing up over there, a CG droid army there, and a CG clone army all around me. Explain to me again why I have to take this air hammer to the chest.
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Actor Ewan Mcgregor helps a confused George Lucas move the carbonate Han Solo prop as he remembers that this is the making of the second movie in the NEW Star Wars trilogy.
What? Obiwan can laugh?
Hayden's arm really got cut, haha hah, wait a minute why are you looking so serious
White hair dye, $10, Green paint, $70, Jedi Robe, $25, Seeing Lucas trying to keep a straight face, Priceless
George says, "No, that is not where you put your lightsaber."
"... and then C-3PO gets his head switched witha battle driod!"
Just returning from the restroom, Ewan tells George he forgot to zip his fly
I swear!! I meant to grab my lightsaber!!
Ahhh, the Lucas clone is free! Run, run for your lives!
Crv141
Stop touching me there!
You want me to do *what* with Yoda's cane?
"Was that your foot!" "Here let me help you, the light sabers are still giving me trouble". Hace I told you thank you for casting me in your movie..........."
o my god i just passed gass in a bottle!!!!!!!!!
Ewan McGregor once again pulls th old "There's a Lightsaber Through Your Chest
(taken in seventys when Lucas was tring to make episode one, but later failed.)Obi wan: You see, if you kill off my charecter, there'd be no one to give luke a saber! It'd be too funny for the movie!
Wow! You've got a smaller 'lightsaber' than me!
The force is strong in this one!
Wow! You've got an even smaller 'lightsaber' than me!
i see your shwarce is as big as mine- george HAHA i bet youd like to think that!-obiwan
"Are you serious? You REALLY want to play Darth Vader in the next one? What a riot!"
Hey, put that away George!
And you thought that was my lightsabre!!
Ewan loses it when he realizes, that with the beard he's starting to look alot like George...
George and his assistant subdue Ewan, who just saw the Holiday Special
Die Lucus Die
"Fired, eh? Hahaha...try saying that to my lightsaber!"
"Fired, eh? Hahaha...try saying that to my lightsaber!"
"Hey George! Your fly is unzipped!" "Oh. Thanks."
moulan what?? sorry ive never heard of that movie
Mr. Lucas was about to fire Mr. McGregor, when he noticed that his fly was indeed open.
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you have got to be joking. i'm not jumping off that.
George now realizes what had been bugging him all day...he forgot to put on his pants after he got out of the shower this morning.
The caption wasn't changed in how long??
Laugh it up, fuzzball!
Ewan: WHA HA HA WHA HA HA George: Ewan, Obi-Wan doesn't laugh like that. Ewan: Oh . . . sorry. George: Ya know, you're really starting to scare me . . .
Heh heh, I don
Heh heh, I don
"Heh heh, don't SQUEEZE it so hard, George!"
You call it your lightsaber... Pity it doesn't grow when you turn it on!!!!
George: Judge me by my size do you?
Ewan was suitably impressed by George's elephant impression
oh my god! that's so fucking funny!
Hey George. Now thats a lightsaber!
Wait what hapenned where's the landing pad
George didn't like Ewan's pull my finger joke.
Ewan McGreggor: "Ha ha! I got your penis."
He said what?
please update the humor section
Wow...that puts a whole new meaning to Fellowship of the Ring!
A guy
"I'm going to leap out of where and fly where?
"I'm going to leap out of where and fly where?
What do you mean I have to Jump out of a 500 story building!?! Isn't that just a little bit on the stupid side?
Sorry george, um, i think theycan re-attach your legs. at least i think so
"Some guy dared Dooku to cut off Anakin's WHAT?!?!"
wazzzzzzup?!!!
Don't I look sexy with these glasses?
George: Hey Ewan, they're updating TFN today.
Jesus Obi, is that a Nerf in your teeth
[Your pants are down.]
Look at my teeth, they're minty fresh!
And a true sign that insanity has hit the Episode 2 set, Ewan laughs as Lucas urinates on his feet
G: Why are you peeing on my shoe? E: Because I'm MAD, you fool! MAD! HAHAHAHAHA!
See? This new toothpaste gets my teeth whiter and brighter!
Jar Jar dies in Episode 3?!!
"hahahaha... is that your ear down there? haha, oh, george, i'm sorry, darn thing got away from me!"
THATS your lightsaber?
George: "So I said to him, that's no gundark, that's my wife!"
George announces his plan to kill off Jar Jar Binks.
It was then Obi Wan realised he was in a giant green room and no longer in Kansas!
hahaha... where's your penis???
"George, you're crazy, how long are you going to keep this caption up?"
Lucas: get your hands away from my penis! McGregor: oohhhh why? Lucas:because their filming this! McGregor: oohhhh, crap...
Ha! And you believed them when they said the Humor section would be updated in a week?
Its big George. HaHaHa! Really it is.
You think I'm gonna ware that bathrob again?! You have got to be kidding!
Are you kidding? this is the best color you can come up with?
Obi-Wan isn't sure how to react after the mighty George Lucas steps on his foot
hey george um its not nice to look down there george come on man whats so funny youve got this look on your face that makes me want to laugh GEORGE Damnit what is it oh ok give me the silent treatment
"iam sorry mr.lucas i thought i was suppose to jab Anaken this way ,not the battle droids
The attack of ...what?
frown,ewan, don't laugh! You should frown all the time!
Look, it squirts when i pull it!
Oh its on now!! your so going to die in episode 4
"Your lightsaber is sooo small!"
Hey! Wake up! Even you fell asleep...
What the @#$^ are you nuts
Lucas: I hate to do this Ewan. Crank up the laughing gas!
HA HA HA!! you serieoulsy don't want me to SAY that... right.......oh....
You mean i wasn't supposed to cut his arm off?!?!?
You want to call it what?!
Obi Wan: hahaha.... WHAT DO YOU MEAN HAYDEN GETS PAID MORE THAN ME???
IT'ss Been 4 weeks change the fucking Caption
Remebering the big salary that will come with Episode III, Ewan forces a laugh at George's tired old "Two droids walk into a cantina..." joke.
tell you what ewan you mess up on more time i add lighting
George, I had no idea your lightsaber had a doublehanded hilt!
O.K. Now why don't you go ahead and cough for me?
Obi Wan collects Midichlorian samples from a potential Padawan.
I've signed tons of girls boobs but, this is a first
Shocking photos reveal the trueth on how Ewan MacGregor was cast for AOTC
See George, I wasn't lying when I said 12 inches!
Lucas examines the "Obi Wan Lightsaber" in between takes.
I'll put it away,sorry about the eye shot though.
hahahahahaha George has a small weeny!
Lucas didn't share in the laughs as Ewan showed him how to properly wear a condom.
"Your shoe's untied."
smeg
Yes that is a big lightsaber
My lightsaber's showing?!?
Attack of the What????
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
"George, it's so great to finally meet you! ... What? ... What do you mean I get killed by Anakin???"
Ewan McGregor seems to be a little too happy upon seeing George take a leak.
Obi-Wan, happy on seeing the "Maker" and thinking, "Lord, and I thought I dressed weird..."
HA haaaa look at the colour of your light sabre
No, really, Spiderman grossed what?
I see your shwartz is as big as mine.
Oh my god.. is that luke perry!? oh crap hope he isn't making an cameo!
TIP #23 from "How to Do Well In Lucas World": When George cracks a "joke", laugh hard immediately as if you found it hilarious.
WOW someones happy to see me again
They soon realised why Ewan McGregger hated the colour green.
I just had a bath...do I smell okay now?
Wait, you mean I get the girl.
You call THAT a caption?
Ewan" Do you think I have a shot in Fart Wars? "
"You call that a lightsaber!"
george-why yes my fly IS un zipped isnt it
hello, It's me again, it has been 2 months since I submitted, it said the posts would be out in a week, please put out the submissions :)
George: Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
you're calling this film what?!
why are all the walls green
"Hey George, shake my hand."
why are all the walls green all of a sudden, hey the doors gone
Hey, George, your lightsaber sure is small!
"that's the smallest dick ever!!!"
I fail to see the humor in my brand new flannel...Jedi scum!
Ewan....I am your father!
Obi-Wan: "Did I hear you right? You're calling Ep2 WHAT?"
I Can Really Fly It?!?!
so then i told him thats not a cow thats my uncle!!
Thats some lightsaber if you know what i mean. *Wink* *Wink*
"....what the hell is that long silver thing behind me..." *whispers*
Obi-wan: HAHAHAHA!!! Lucas: Don't touch me there...
YODA is going to fight in this movie HAhahaaa
"You're telling me that I'm going to die in episode IV? That
"You're telling me that I'm going to die in episode IV? That's funny George!
'No, Ewan! It's HADYN who pulls on the REEK'S horn!"
It's ok, shrinkage happens to everyone.
WHEN ARE GOING TO CHANGE THIS ******* PICTURE
"Please Master Lucas, don'crying when we're filming!"
"Please Master Lucas, don't cry when we're filming!"
Blast! This is why I hate smiling!
Much to Ewan's embarassment, at that very instant his pet basset hound Padme placed her nose right in a very personal area of George's...
Now that I have Sam Jacksons lightsabre, turn in yours the film is in theatres.
"You mean I get the raise?!"
Yes, I'm going to get to shave in the next movie!
Ewan discovers that his master's great do is really a grotesque combover when wet
*HAHAHHAHAHA* Thats a good one George, Hayden Christianson is gonna play Anakin....*Chuckle Chuckle*
YOU...Di...DID.... WHA...WHAT? Thanks "If I fall over crying will I get Fired
It's time for a jedi wedgie!
"George, you're the best interior decorator! You know I love green!"
Count DOOKU?! Hahahahahaha!
An' then she said, i had ta' clean the house! ha, in her dreams man.
"That's a small lightsaber!"
" Oh yeah? Well lets see yours Ewan! "
"Bless my lightsaber, George--you can't be serious."
HA!! You wet your pants!!!!
(Laughing) This s**t messes you up!
You want Me TO WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You must be joking! 'Attack of the Clones'? What kind of title is that?!
YOU & NATALIE HAHAHAHAHAha
"You're kidding, right? Right? I AM NOT WEARING THAT!"
Look he fell asleep on set again! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
"There's a third movie!?!"
Ewan: You want me to do what? Yea right George you've got to be kidding me.
goergey? goergey!!! mesa hasen mooy mooy good feelins to see'n you again...oh sorry I cought on to Jarjar too.
no George no! thats my tickle spot!!!!!
C;mon guys! it's not that small...
"Hey George,what IS that supposed to be?!"
For the sake of Ewan, change the picture. He is going to die laughing.
i see your schwarz is as big as mine
The title is Attack of the Clones! Ha! Ha! That's a good one George!!!
hey, you have something on your shirt. Got Ya!
"george don't touch me there, especially on camera!"
having to play tusken raiders
"I just stabed you with a lightsaber!"
update this damn thing allready!
Why are you two smiling like that ? What is that you're holding ??
George has no sence of humor...
Ewan : "How wonderful lifeis, while you're in the world"
Hey George, why has this picture of us been up for so long?
"HAHAHAHAHA! And I thought I you just said that we have to do the asteroid-chase in reality without CGI because there wasn't any money left..."
..and then she said, "Aren't you a little short for a Gladiator?"
You mean you'll go out with me? I'm so excited!
Your fly's down.
In a hilarious moment on the set, George Lucas finally realizes Obi-wan used the force to mentally pants him.
Of course not George! There are no Jawas hiding in my pants!
Ewan was beside himself with glee - George actually pulled his finger.
Obi Wan - "Hey nice tool" Other Man: "Thanks, oooh obi wan, grab it harder!"
Ewan erupts in laughter as George tells him the title of Episode II. "Wait, what do you mean you're not kidding?"
wow i won the stanly cup! how was that? what do you mean wrong line?
haha..Hi George..I think i'll pull up my pants now.
So thats how you came up with the idea of a light saber
NO! that is not your lighsaber
And then, we could have the web site read "captions will be posted in about a week!" They'll keep coming back to check it over and over!
Excuse me while I whip this out.
You mean i get to kill anakin?!
"How long is he going to keep this picture up before he finally changes it?!?!"
EWAN: Aaaaaaagh! Please stop twisting! GEORGE: You gonna do the scene right now!? Huh!?
Lucas: You give that Gameboy Advance back this instance! Ewan McG.: No way, not untill you give me that raise we discussed about!
look at the size of that!
No man i really gotta go!
That is the smallest light sabre I have ever seen.
Obi-wan: Yippee I made the part of a jedi!
George your peeing... On My Lightsaber...
How neat! Your weenie looks like the tiniest lightsaber in the entire galaxy!!
I see your Schwartz is as big as mine
George show Ewan his "lightsaber".
"Wow, George! hahaha! Your lightsaber is really small!"
"Hey Ewan, I've shaved my beard off, do you think it makes me look any younger?....Ewan? Are you laughing at me?"
"George, that is a small light saber!"
Are you serious?? You've got to be kidding! I'm so sorry, I could have sworn the script said "Moulin Rouge"
"And then TFN said they were going to update the humor section?!"
Ha! That's a good one. Now where's the real script?
I knew my schwartz was bigger than yours!!!
Due to severe budget cuts for Episode III, George Lucas announces to a flabbergasted Ewan McGregor that he will also have to play R2-D2...
I told you mine was bigger then yours
Ewan! Have some sympathy! Like you've never gotten your zipper stuck!
George: "And then the girl says 'Honey, this one's eatin' my popcorn!'"
I be strokin!
"Wow, I can't believe you REALLY pulled my finger, George!"
George: "So after you kill Zam, you and Anakin sing 'Your Song'
"You got your lightsaber stuck in your zipper again !!"
"can someone get the light saber he's got his hand caught in his zipper again!"
Oh, my god! You're George Lucas!
Ha ha ha!! Update TFN humor?? Never!!
"Ewan how many times do i have to tell you not to drink out of the toliet"
So Sam isnt the only one with a purple light-saber
"There's something on your shirt, George... Oh! Got your nose!"
Honestly George! I didn't know she was your daughter!
"How does that line go again? Oh yeah. 'I see you're schwartz is as big as mine!'"
Ha! You really do overcompensate with those starships!
"Ewan, I thought you said no to those death sticks!"
"...ha..ha...*gasp*....ha..with THAT light-saber?"
After massive budget cuts in mid-filming, the cast and crew tried to deal with the new "economical" set designs. "Dont cry, George! I think 'Green-box Planet' is way better than that fake CGI crap!"
ha ha don't make me laugh, i will fly in a jedi starfighter?
Yoda? Ur kidding me right?
You call that a lightsaber
Hey your zippers oppen
Move it to the right a bit, Obi Wan.
My god it is big!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok, go ahead and Cough!!
Padawn_JB
"George! You are jokeing about not using stuntmen on all of my jumps, right?"
Hey George! Your shoe's untied!!!
Whaz up
"You got the shit?"
"don't touch me that way!"
You're in love with Nathalie? You'r kidding ,right?
that's where you got the idea for the light sabre!
No really Lucas, gimme the lightsaber!
You mean I'm getting a raise!!!!
Lucas tells Ewan that he might squeeze him into episode 3 if he lost weight and grew a bigger beard like and amish dutch man!
FRANK-N-BEANS!!,GEORGE!..FRANK-N-BEANS!!!!!
It's a second moview in a row Obi-Wan is going to get wet! Did you developed some sort of the fetish recently?!
"Sorry George, I thought you looked like someone from the 'Lord of the Rings' set"
You came in that thing?! You're smaller than I thought!
update update update update update update update update update update update update
Just hold that pose for another month Ewan, they're bound to update this sooner or later.
That's what inspired the light saber?
Godamn hemroids!
Um, Ewan - Do you have a crush on Hayden?
Um, Ewan - Do you have a crush on Hayden?
Obi-wan's reaction to the new plotline: Anakin dies when he gets syphillis from Padme and Jar-Jar becomes his new Padawan
Thats how short your lightsaber is.....hahahaha!
Ewan - HAHA, George, you of all people know im bigger than you!
"Ok, but seriously George.. what's the real title for Episode II?"
Ha! It's so small!
"So, not only do I get dragged around really fast by a really thin wire, but I'm supposed to hold on to it after I fall a few hundred feet?"
Second billing? You've got to be kidding me!
You look nothing like Lama Su or Taun We!!
...So after you block a few punces, I want you to kick jango Fett right in the janles like THIS!!!
In your DREAMS that thing's a lightsaber, George. Now, zip it back up before you embarass yourself!
"You made Jar-Jar a WHAT?"
"*snort* what's with your face"
Mr. Lucas shows off his "light saber."
GrayGandalf
'Dont look so down George, I'm sure TFN will choose your caption...'
Welcome to the Moulin Rouge !
Erm, Ewan, that's my lightsaber you're holding.....
Chewbacca is in this movie!
Chewbacca is in this movie!
Um... Sorry about that George... to lighten your mood up a bit.. uh... "All you need is love!!"
"So I said rectum hardly even know him"
Obi-wan reffering to Bobba Fett: And you're serious about putting that kid in the movie
StormtrooperIshkabibble
MMMWOW
Eh heh, what do you mean by driving without a license?
"waaaaaaaaaaazzup" (you saw this one coming)
Andrew Dikih
Obi Wan-Ha ha. You can't be serious. Nobody will ever believe that Yoda is my father!
George: Well in the next movie we plan to kill you off Ewan.....
Silly man, I'm gonna get you!
George shows Ewan his light saber.
You're kidding! He got WHAT stuck WHERE?
wow that is small
Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated "arr!" Good one, huh?
You actually wear THOSE shoes in PUBLIC?
Ewan laughs after George tells him it is a Star Wars film and not a Star Trek film
are you all sad because you don't get to ride the space ship?
Honestly..I didn't mean to kill him!
Your zipper is undone!
Ewan: Hah! George you almost had me with that fake Episode II script, so seriously where is it? George: Umm, Ewan...
Ewan [Laughing]: I could think of a better story than this in half an hour! George: Yeah, but who's gonna write it? Ewan: I'm not such a bad writer myself -- we dont have to listen to this!
what? really, it is too average size!
Dead babies you say?!?!? I thought they were ewoks!!!!
Look at the size of that thing
Lucas:" I'll let you go home Ewan if you giggle like a girl. Only girly giggles can save you now."
The moment finally came when Ewan "dropped his wee Jedi knickers and showed them his REAL lightsaber."
"And then I sliced the guy right in half!"
you are joking! I can have lightsaber
I'm not even going to ask.
bruce springstein auditions before george lucas for the next episode.
George,your....ahhhh... lightsaber's hanging out.
Ahh c'mon, it's not that small!
Hey I'm George Lucas! You can't laugh at the size of my penis!
Who's my big boy?? WHO'S my big BOY!?!
I CAN LEAVE THIS FILMING NOW YAHOO!
My god!-- That's the dumbest hairstyle I've ever seen!
Ewan has just been told how much more money George makes then him...
DATELINE: Skywalker Ranch. Today we bring you the first pictures explaining how Ewan McGregor was recast as Obi-Wan for Episode 2.
...and then, I pulled out my lightsaber and said "Dont mess with me I'm a Jedi!"
Ewan: "You know, those glasses DO make you look funny!"
What Mark Hamill? He's still alive?!?!?!?!
ahh....that was my bloody foot lucas...
i suck!!!
You painted your entire house green? That's hilarious!
Ewan still can't get over that "I'm beside myself" line.
Hey George, did you hear about the guy who updates the humor page at TF.n? Rumor is he was trampled by a reek some time ago. Of all the ways to go, can you imagine? Hahahahahah...
"oh, for gods sake, george, i've seen smaller , yoda's for example."
"What? TheForce.Net/Humor hasn't posted any new caption winners since before Episode 2 came out? You're kidding, right?"
He said that?! Smooth and Soft!!?? And it Worked??
cross off line- pull my finger...hey who decided to use that one????
Ewan thought George was kidding when he told him about the three weeks of extra footage that had to be shot on Kamino....all...alone....with...the...blue screen. (The scenes were cut)
George: Just open your mouth and say "ahhh" Ewan: Ah George I'm sick of playing doctor
Being surrounded by green screens for the gazillionth time drives the cast and crew of AOTC completely insane.
You've got to be kidding!!!
"hey george, look at my lightsaber. ha ha made you look."
"ok uncle leo, pretend your george lucas and tell them all that ewen is running the show now...hee hee!
Ewan: Hahahaha! You want me to do WHAT?!
Jar Jar in Episode 3? Thats the best joke I've heard all day.
Goerge's attempt to impress Ewan with the size of his lightsaber didn't quite have the effect he was looking for...
George looked on with a sigh and again reminded Ewan that pants were a vital part of his Jedi costume.
You're kidding right? Noone kicks my ass. Not even in the rain!
I love cows!
Obi-wan finds out he is to get another Whupping by the next Sith Bad Guy.
"Control. You must learn control!"
Are you done yet? Cause i'm getting tired of holding this.
Your paying me to do this
You think i'll be in star wars
We were knocked out of the #1 slot by a Ben Affleck flick? Get the f*ck outta here!
You're gonna make Artoo do WHAT to C3PO in the sequel?
Alas,Ewan lost it when he showed Lucas how to make shadow puppets with you feet.
"You want me to do that NAKED?!?!?"
"C'mon Mr. Lucas, the water's great!"
...and then, I said, "Dude!" and he pulled out his lightsaber and giggled like a schoolgirl!
Hahah, thats just really funny to me.........ya'll ain't laughing though.....
Oh, you said LIGHT side!!
Hey... I like the size of your light saber.
you did hear me fart while i was fighting darth maul!
Oink!
What!?!? Oh, come on Lucas, you can make a better attempt with "your song" then that!! Even Nicole didn't squeek like that!!
Ha Haaa! It really is small
You call THAT a lightsaber?
That's NOT my light saber, George... I'm just happy to see you!
It is kinda funny how long this has been around...haha....HaHa...HAHA...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Are you kidding? I can't even drive a car!
Ewan had gone too far when he painted the entire living room mint.
" Hey George, theres a spider on your foot, MADE YOU LOOK ! "
What the hell is that thing.
Pink, I thought it was blue light my Lightsabre
MAKE UP! he's got some thing up his nose!
"Gorge you gotta be kidding me i am not doing that!!!!!"
Please don't fire me, Mr. Lucas! I swear, that wasn't me with your daughter!
"You had me going there for a second George, for a moment I really thought I WOULD have to do my own stunts!"
That direction is a joke right...right?
Lucas using its Jedi Powers to make Obi-Wan laugh
Your shoes are flannel too?!
can you believe how big my lightsaber has grown sinse ep 1!
can you believe how big my lightsaber has grown sinse ep 1!
Ha! You call that a light saber?
Ooops sorry about your hand George!
Damn! That IS small!!!
Obi-wan begins to laugh as Lucas tells him that Nicole Kidman has been casted to sing with him after final battle scene.
"You'll pay me how much!!! Mwa-ha-ha"
"HA!HA! Yeah, Threepio's lines are great, but, wait, George, I got a great one...you'll be the death of me!!"
C'mon, pull my finger!
Trying to get on George's good side, Ewan laughs at every corny joke George makes
George- "Uh, well now your gonna have to 'crotch butt' Jango."
It's only the first draft!
Impressive lightsaber George
Did that smell George???
Ewan: "Hey George!" George: "Get your hands off my lighsaber, pal!"
is that all
OH MY GOD!!! That flannel looks SO good on you!!!
Hi!
GL shows Ewan how many hidden chins he has...
YOU CALL THAT A LIGHT SABER! HAHAHAH!
Mentos: The Freshmaker.
"Oops! Sorry I sliced your willie off George!"
George, get off me lightsabre!!! it hurts!!
Aha! I knew my schwartz was bigger than yours!
HAH !!!!!!!!
Ewan: Yoda actually fights ..HAHAHAHAHHA
It's called attack of the clones ... hahahahahaha
George:"Say hello to my little friend" Ewan:"You weren't kidding when you said 'little'"
Hey, George! "I think I'm a clone now! I think I'm a clone now!" Think I'll get a grammy?? HAHAHA!
Ewan: "George, that's pathetic!" George: "Yeah, I know, it's not the biggest penis this side of the galaxy.... perhaps I can digitally enhance it. Special Edition penis!"
Strange colors, goofy grins, halucinations of men in flannel shirts: The side effects of Death Sticks.
My God! Is the shortest d*** i?ve seen in my life!!!
Ewan can't help but laugh once he realizes George's inspiration for Yoda's "size matters not" speech.
"George what did ya show me that for! Keep that in your, uh, pants."
put that away !!!
"So your schwarts isnt as big as mine!!!"
I can't believe you need me to zip it up again.
Ha Ha Ha. Mine's much bigger.
George, the Pillow Book was just a movie.
Hey, I thought Yoda had the smallest lightsaber!
George: (grumbling) Damn flannel caught in the zipper again.
Fetch the stick Ewen...the stick, you want the stick? good boy
Ewan, that was my best Bob Vila shirt!!
Mr. Lucas you said you had a small lightsaber but thats really small
so do you have a licence to sell hotdogs?
GOOD GOD GEORGE!!! Zip it up now!!
You call that your "lightsaber"?!
"And Nicole said, 'Tom IS really this tall.'"
"And then she says, ' My name's not Shirley, and that's not a Tauntaun.' Get it?"
Ewen laughs in the face of George....and is suddenly replaced with a digital version in Episode III
George,help! My zipper's stuck in the starfighter again.
George reveals his lightsaber
Judge me by my size do you?
(Beeeeeeert) Haha! Did ya smell that one?
"oh george, you crack me up with those chicken jokes"
Ewan: "Maybe ILM could help enhance that 'lightsaber'."
Yes
My god George its sooo small!
You want me to do what?!
So i come down and kick him in the face. I Like Thissa part of tha movie
Ha, Ha! Look how fast it grows!
"Attack of the WHAT!?"
Size does matter
Ewan McGregor Thinks the bad dialogue is just part of a fake script.
You call that a penis?
Your zippers down!! Ha, ha, ha!
George, you're kidding, right?!?! Jar-Jar is going to beat Anakin in Episode 3?!?!?!
You owe me a tenner george... It IS bigger than yours!
No, seriously George. You want me to say what?
"TFN updated their caption page? Ha ha ha! That's a good one! Tell me another!"
You're RIGHT, Nick! George DOES wear flannel underwear!!
"I will not fight you director!"
"No, George...I don't want to touch your light saber!"
"That's your idea of great dialogue?"
Come on George, whats wrong with a singing Jedi. Trust me! I sing really good.
Do you think ILM can enhance that too?
After a long day of shooting Georges lightsaber experienced the worst case of stagefright ever.
George, please put it away man, you're killing me.
OB1: Ha-ha! That's a good one, George. No, really, Jango's just asleep, right?
You want this.....don't you!
hmmmm.....judge me by my size you do??
In a comparison of "lightsabers," Ewan laughs George's "padawan pee-pee"
This is when George started considering having Ewan whacked...
It's so small!
I can't help it George! This beard tickles.... he he he....
That's the moment when Ewan realized that George wasn't laughing at his flannel joke...
That's the moment when Ewan realized that George wasn't laughing at his flannel joke...
Okay, Ewan, on the count of three...pull!
You're My Father!
You want me to do what? Ha! I will not do such a thing without consulting the jedi order first
Ewan had never seen one that played piano before
You want me to stick my what, where?
"George, stop peeing on the ground and find a toilet will ya!"
Nice to meet you, George!
" Heh! Heh! It's So Small Jorg! "
That's no Sith, it's Dr. Evil baby... yeah!
George: You know Ewan it wasn't THAT funny.
George's new make-up brought out the humor.
"George, I can't believe you told Jar Jar to f off!"
Natalie Portmans in this
I JUST FARTED!!! HEHEHE
It is so small
"Wait, wait, are you telling me that eight years have gone by but Anakin's ten years older?"
Did you just ask me to grab yur dick?
Don't worry George I won't tell anybody about your LITTLE secret
hahahaha george what a litle weenie
Oh shit, I amlost killed you!
Is that all? Got the wrong blade-crystal, eh?
Umm....you are supposed to wear pants in this shot.
It tickles when you do that... stop that... I MEAN IT... Stop... Oh nevermind, keep going!!!
George, you can't direct for shit!
"George, your fly's undone!"
I don't care, laughing at Georges lack of control below the belt, just isn't funny anymore!
Yoda's really going to fight? You've got to be kidding!!!!!!!!!
George: So, what do you think of my new lightsabre tatoo?
You're limiting Jar Jar to three scenes? That's awesome!
Obi-Wan: Hayden did WHAT?! Gearge Lucas: Asked Natalie to marry him. *Obi-Wan bursts out laughing*
George: Hey, Ewan, did you see Hayden's new afro?
You call that a light-saber?!
You call that a light-saber?!
Obi Wan: "The Viagra will be with you Lucas, always."
your pregnant
Hahaha, you're kidding, right? I'm not REALLY fired am I? Oh, come on, George, stop joking! You're not? Eh heh heh....
George: And I see your schwartz is as big as mine.
Mcgregor: "Now THAT'S a Lightsaber!!"
Soon you too can be this happy, simply stare at the starwars caption for 5 weeks nonstop...
George! I've been holding it in all day. Can I PLEASE go to the potty?
Pull your WHAT?!?
And suddenly, everyone in the room cheered as Lucas said there'd be no more Jar Jar....
I kinda glued myself.....to myself. I'd really like to let go of this lightsaber!
You're kidding, right? I have to talk to these walls for the rest of the MOVIE???
serenity
UPDATE TFN CAPTIONS!!!! ARE YOU CRAZY!!! THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!
Damnit, George--WHY SO MUCH FLANNEL???
Lucas:obiwan I am your father
Lucas:obiwan I am your father
Lucas in a munchkin impression: follow the green brick road
Lucas (beatboxing):if ya motha only knew.
No, Mr Lucas, that is not a lightsaber sticking out of my trousers.
Put a smile on,put a smile on, Com' On Everybody, Put a Smile On...
You want me to do what with that lightsaber?!?!
You want me to do what? Really? You are kidding. You aren't? I quit.
Ewan: Man, that was the biggest sneeze I've ever seen!
!!?? OMG! you saw that purse too? Like, TOTALLY Tiffany! Yes, I know it is SOOO cool! Like, OMG! But it's 50 bucks. oh. So, like, you want to join Jenny and Jennifer over there? Hi guys! sure!
Can I please get a divorce???
Hi OBI-WAN! OH BE OUINT!
George was so focused he forgot to zip up.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
you wana do wat !!!!!
Stop crying, I was just kidding when I said that Spielberg's the better director...
"You didn't lie! It is small!"
"I get cut on the arm and leg!"
you got to be kidding right???????
OH YA YA IT WUZ GREAT SEE ISTARTED THE MONSTER GROWLED AT SO I THEW ROCKS AT IT THEN WE BECAME FRIEDNS AND I GOT TO RIDE AROUND IN HIS HEAD ON A ROCKET BOOST! THEN WE WENT TO GET SLURPIES IT WUZ AWSOM
Hey Georgieboy, look at me. I am a Jedi. Jiihaa
I have finally discovered why TFN has been unable to post any captions for months. The innuendo in this picture brings out the dirty mind in all of us ;)
My schwartz is really a lot bigger than your schwartz.
Ewan McGregor tries singing the new Star Wars theme song but messed up when John walked in and scared him.
Emperor George's new pants
IT'S BEEN 3 MONTHS!!!!!! CHANGE THE CAPTION!
Ewan McGregor sarcastically: "oh, poor baby... i hurt little georgy's feelings..."
"I like you George"
Holey @!$%!!!!! That was scary!
"Your fly's unzipped!"
Ewan loses it as George steps in some Bantha fodder...
Ewan: I never noticed that giant mole right between your eyes!
*unenthusiastically*Heh heh... Ur Fired
Euwan-"... And the blonde says.... she says... POTATOES!!!"
"I see your Schwartz is just as large as mine!"
Obi wan: I can see *your* schwartz is NOT as big as mine.
Hi, I'm Obi - Wan
How do i sense we have picked up another pathetic life form on this film???
YODA STOP TICKLING ME
Your a Jedi?
'Ewan Mcgregor bumed into the model and it broke.' George made notes not to trust him on set anymore. As an afterthought he adds'Plus he spilled my coffee.'
It's so nice to finally get inside on the crappy rainy planet!
Sure...I bet you say that to every Scot you meet. 'Ewan, I'm your father...' (insane laughter)"
George: "Ahhh, Ewan, you've gotta go tell that make-up guy that this "Star Wars", not "Return of the Werewolf"
"Look at my shiny white teeth!"
Whats so funny?
so, your the one that put the wookie in my pants!
George and Ewan reflect on the decision to 'dispose' of Hayden.
ha ha ha, I heard you made movies george
"What do you mean Hayden crashed my car...oh, George, you are such a kidder"
Lightsaber!? You call that a lightsaber!?
...Anyway the keys were in the door
I'm afraid I cannot come up with anything other that the truth of this clip...ewan mcgregor splashed george lucas while doing some small stunt during the fight scene with Jango Fett
"I'm a big failure!" "Aww, cheer up... Hey, guess what? I painted the room your favorite color!"
Ahh!?...Aha!...aHahahahaHaHa *cough* *cough* haha*cough* *cough* *cough*..
Ahh!?...Aha!...aHahahahaHaHa *cough* *cough* haha*cough* *cough* *cough*..
Ahh!?...Aha!...aHahahahaHaHa *cough* *cough* haha*cough* *cough* *cough*..
So..when the heck do you think they are going to change the caption, I'm getting pretty sick of everyone uploading this page like..50 times a day to see if its changed.
"You call that a lightsabre!?!"
"ewan I'd like you to shake my hand, you've done an excelent job.... I said my hand!"
Hahaha, look how small it is!
Hahaha, look how small it is!
"Attack of the Clones", thats a good one George!! Whaddaya mean your not joking?
hello there
You want me to stick WHAT where?
Lucas's plan to show Ewan a real light sabre backfires
You're next project is "Back to the Future V?"
As funny as it may seem, its rather painful, you standing on my nuts and everything...
And..then I..(giggles)..punched him in crotch! Get it! A HAHAHAHAH!
What? You're gonna make another one? Hahahaha
This is my happy stoned monkey routine. I'm thinking of doing it during the lightsaber battle
You want me to do what for the next movie?
"I can see up your nose!"
and when i showed him this, boy did he run
Ewan Mcgregor's joke about flannel falls on bitter ears.
Anakin is becoming what?!
"George i like this lightsabre" "URMM THATS NOT A LIGHT SABRE.. "
You've got to be kidding, me, work with Jar Jar again
You want me to do WHAT without a stunt double?!
Doh!!
"Oh, sorry" (Yeah right)
Hah you didn't know I was gonna say that, DID YOU!?!
Lucas was forced to fire Mcgregor. Mr. Mcgregor promptly fell to insanity.
Alcoholic!?! HAHAHA
Excessive use of the 'green room' caused widespread insanity among the star wars crew
Oh I GET IT! (laughs) I'm fired!?! hey george, L-O-L, get it, L-M-A-O, wuhaha
Did you see the new TFN captioning section?
Suck it! HAHAHA
(laughs) I REally have to pee, George
"You into the laughing gas chamber! You are SUPPOSED to be in the CARBONITE CHAMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obi-Wan just found out that when he decided to help piaint the Kamino clonig facilities he painted it green instead of metalic grey!
Say your prayers Lucas!
Dude, it happens to all men!!
Dude, it happens to all men!!
George, when I said to get rid of Jar Jar I didn't mean to say give him all the comforts of home.
ru m titty
"Your shoe's untied. HA! Made ya look!"
"Oh, man, I get it! 'This is such a drag' - because R2 was DRAGGING him!!! You're a comic genius!!!"
"You call that a lightsaber?!"
Give. Us. New. Caption!
CHANGE THE FUCKING CAPTION!!!!!!!
that's right i am your brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts, grandparents, and mummy and daddy's former room mate...
"Finally! Anakin jumped out of the speeder! "And there was much rejoicing. Yay...
ok, what did you do this time, punk?!
WHAT'S THAT GEORGE? CHECK YOUR MIDICHLORIAN COUNT? YEEEES......THE FORCE IS STRONG IN YOU......NOW ABOUT THAT RAISE.........
so, WHERE'S the bathroom?... You're kidding, right?
Anxiety on the set as Lucas considers sending Ewan to hospital to treat that nasty accident with his zip
Anxiety on the set as Lucas considers sending Ewan to hospital to treat that nasty accident with his zip
EWAN-- .....YES, GEORGE, I REALLY MEAN IT (giggle) WE'RE ALL GETTING LIGHTSABER BUTTONS TATTOOED ON OUR LITTLE JABBAS (snicker).....GUY IN BACKGROUND-- DARN IT, McGREGOR! HE'S NEVER GOING TO FALL FOR
EWAN-- .....YES, GEORGE, I REALLY MEAN IT (giggle) WE'RE ALL GETTING LIGHTSABER BUTTONS TATTOOED ON OUR LITTLE JABBAS (snicker).....GUY IN BACKGROUND-- McGREGOR, (sigh) THAT IS SOOO NOT COOL.
" Um, Ewan, the script says you have to climb from the cockpit and enter the building. What's so hard about that?"
" Um, Ewan, the script says you have to climb from the cockpit and enter the building. What's so hard about that?"
You call that a light saber?!?
Dont touch me like that George
man behind george: Why cant I ever get in a shot with George Lucas i mean come on
Not only am I the highest paid entertainer, but my COCK is huge!!!
A raise!? I get a raise!? What... more than Hayden!? Ha... we'll see who getst he girl now!!
Obi-Wan: You want me to do WHAT???
Ha, thats your lightsaber !
Woah, umm George, I'm sorry about that..... Who would have known these light sabers really work?
"Listen Obi Wan do you think if I fired you, it would still be so funny?"
Do really mean that you love me? I cant believe it. I?m so happy!
He he! I just pee'ed on your shoe!
You call that a lightsaber george!!
"Are you crazy?? I said you could touch me there when noone else was around!!"
No, I dont think "Singin' in the Rain" fits in this film. You want to go home and rethink your script.
im not gonna be a runway modle!
That's so bloody tiny!!!
Hey, you're right! This does have a better grip than my lightsaber.
they told you that you are looking better without beard?? haha
Look I told you my lightsaber was bigger than that !!
Gimme my lightsabre back!
guys, it has been 2 months and you have not changed the pic. for the captioning, please do, thanx
Your kids writing the next one too.
My my Lacus old boy, thats a nice lightsabre you have!
Brilliant! IILM gave you a purple one too!
"Obi-Wan is Gay??!??"
As far as i know, this thing hasn't changed since, say, a month...
No George, I will not look at it.!"
Ewan McGregor gets a glimpse of George's "lightsaber."
Don't cry George, I'm not laughing at the size... just the color.
AHH. I SEE MY LIGHTSABER IS BIGGER THAN YOURS
Wow, that is small, isn't it!
Lucas: " Ewan, maybe it's time to give me those happy pills of yours."
Guido is great
You call THAT a "sabre"!
i?m seem your penis.. haaaaa
You want me to do what to Jango?! HA! HA! HA!
Hey!!! Don't touch my balls here, scoundrel mama's boy!!
Very funny George. Now really, where's my bloody lightsaber?
God George you've got a bigger lightsabre than me!
Owe, you wanker, you stepped right on my foot, watch your step!
The force told you Senegal will beat France? You must be joking
no (nervous laugh), don't be silly (nervous laugh), I wasn't trying to change the script so padme would fall for me instead of that whining idiot . . .
Ewan will do anything to get more work...
Hah, YOU used to be a girl?
"Zoinks!"
"I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BIGGER"
"Ewan, stop pulling on my little Ewok."
Malatto my ass! AHAHAHHAHA
Ewan: "Bwahahahaha" George: "I told you it was small"
George: Did you forget to dry your hair?
...like this one time...at band camp...
You look just like Jar Jar!!!
Hey Dave
Stop holding me
hey goerge! when i last saw u... u looked like a freak!!!
I get to be in the backgound of Episode VII?!?
Haha, you really did have that lightsaber grafted...
"Attack of the....?!?! Bwhahaahaa...aha.. You're kidding right?"
"After 20 hours of filming, Ewan just couldn't do anything else but laugh"
Well, they say size doesn't matter, George! *snigger*
I thought you said it was big
HAHA....I see my schwartz IS bigger than yours!!
Ewan:Oops! Lucas I am sooo sorry. I got you all wet. George:Thats ok. Ewan: Well oh boy am I clumsy I did it again. George: um ... uh? Ewan: Oops,againandaga... George:Hand me your Lightsaber!
You see, you just apply it to the affected area and- Wha hah! HAH HA HA HA HAAA!!!!
*Ewan laughs nervously* "You want me to WHAT?!"
Hey George howdy my buddy want some beer ?
Hey George howdy my buddy want some beer ?
Woah, Dude, that's NOT a lightsaber!
I got to go
Laugh it up, fuzzball...
Laugh all you want, Ewan. This Caption is going to be here FOREVER!!!!!
Crikey George, your "saber" is really bloody small
i see your Schwarts is bigger than mine, Ewan...*Ewan laughs histerically*
Oh, my gosh! Mr. Lucas! YOU are the Wizard of Oz?!?!?
you wanna fetch the frisbee, boy?? huh??huh??do ya??do ya??
HAHAHA! i'VE got a lightsaber and YOU DON'T
se phode a?, tio george!
Guess what? Were never gonna change this caption
Guess what? Were never gonna change this caption
Guess what? Were never gonna change this caption
Guess what? Were never gonna change this caption
Guess what? Were never gonna change this caption
Guess what? Were never gonna change this caption
"Ha Ha George wet his pants!"
"You're here at last to pay me for creating Jar Jar.right?
do or do not there is no try
AH! AH! AH! AH! AH! Look the size of his "light-saber"!!!!!
"You want to do a 'Star Wars' musical, like 'Moulin Rouge'? That's hysterical, George!...And you're not laughing..."
Hey George! Did You Hear? TFN Updated The Captioning Section!
GL: Mesa Jar Jar Binks.
"Hehehe....you're joking, right?"
You're paying me WHAT!?! for Episode 3? You must still be stuck in the 70's.
ha! ha! grey hairs!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Jar Jar DID WHAT?!?!?
I'm in STAR WARS!!!
hj
Here, let me get that for you George.
Ewan: Hayden Christensen is my apprentice?!? *George nods* Ewan: You've GOT to be kidding. Veorge: No, I'm not kidding. Ewan: You mean you're SERIOUS?!?
Then Ismay said, "wait, I have fifty Twi'Leks!" HAHA!
UPDATE ME FOR GOD SAKE
Ewan: " That's real funny George, but I'm still not saying," Gee Whiz Anakin!" no matter how much you pay me!"
"Hey George - Your shoes' untied!!"
Harder Ewan, harder!
demolition_man9
"Oh, so the short guy was on OUR side!"
"Yoda, the baddest Jedi in the Galaxy?! Surely you can't be serious, George!!
THAT'S how the clone wars begin?!?
''I POOPED IN MY PANTS AGAIN !?"
Happily,Obi -Wan gets a stunt double.
"Hey Nick, George fell asleep standing up!"
Lucas: You don't (sniff) like my idea of Jar Jar becoming a Jedi (sniff)?
Stop touching me. I'm a GUY!!!
you mean we are gonna get rid of jar jar?
What The...?
"This fake beard tickles!"
We're going to be on here forever. WHen are they gonna change us.....let's go ask JAR JAR he knows everything going on!!
Hey George, I bought you something : John Basetow's AM PM Workouts
Damn you, pervert! Put those pants on or you're fired!
?
Hey, doesn't it say captions posted in "about a week"? It's been so long, I've grown this beard...
G: Ewan, I am your father! E: NOOOOOOO!
George: Ewan, put it back in your pants.
He went IN the bathroom! Get it? Get it?!
upadate this thing please!!!
You mean Jar Jar is going to be horribly maimed by an angry mob for causing the war in Episode 3?!! Forgive me, George, you ARE God..
Wow what a cute little lightsaber you have!!
Hello Dex, lookin' good. (haha)
"Attack of the Clones"??? You're kidding right?
No, I don't care about the sale at Payless, you're stepping on my sandwich!
George: "Oh, no, it's huge...it's UNICRON!!!!!!!!!" Ewan: "George, that's just a gourd. Were you watching TRANSFORMERS the movie again last night?"
"So then I said, 'If it were up to me, Ahmed Best wouldn't even be allowed to SEE Star Wars! HA!...George, you're not laughing?"
I cant believe I'm supposed to sit in that pod racer... oh you mean anikin?
Eh heh, what do you mean I need a driving license to drive? It's not illegal. I can't get fined. I'm a Jedi!
I told you my lightsaber was bigger but you just wouldn't believe Natalie!
Hey everyone. If I pull Georges left arm he fell asleep
George, My lightsabre won't work, will you help me get it up
The light sabers are real hah Anikin this guy said the light sabers are real haha can you belive that hehe haha hehe haha Anikin .......Anikin........... uhoh
Where's the other half of your beard?
"Wow, George, you gotta get me more of this stuff !"
Hey hey hey! When you asked if I wanted to see your light saber I didn't know you meant THAT light saber...
"Faster...More Intense?!?" You must be joking!
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