You like Pork Fried rice?
by Chris
So, you like-a de juice?
by Chris Boehmar
Ack! - Anakin! Where's my UFO repellant?
by CrazyHarry
by
"my name's watto, i'm a gambling addict"
by N'oora Jinsai
The truth is out there.... on Wattos head.
by Dancin' Homer
Im not going to tell you where your mother is! Mind tricks don't work on me only...euhm Padm?!
by Cedric Juchtmans
by
After Watto got rejected the role of "the mad hatter" in Alice in wonderland, He figured to do the same role in the Phantom Menace
by Mara babe
While Watto's grandfather, who had served in Mussolini's army in WW I, told his endless war stories yet again, Anakin and Amidala slit their own wrists in a desperate double-suicide.
by Sweet Uncle Biggs
He lost everything gambling on Podracing...his shop, his slaves, even his SGI rendering...
by HaHaRich!
" ..he wore a raspberry berret.. the kind you find on a second class star.."
by dith darth dunce
Before he was a junkyard owner, Watto was a door to door salesman for Sienar Fleet Systems.
by DarthDeVo
It was a little known fact that tridarians served in the Brittish army
by Nekogami
After losing everything on the Podrace, Watto takes up bullfighting.
by Paradox
You see Anakin, George puts a hat on me and I've aged 10 years--it's as easy as that!
by slugwaif
"Leve me alone now, I'm on the jon!"
by Aaron
So this is the new Xbox, heh? You want me to get out of the Junkyard Business and start peddling these. Bah! No one will buy them.
by jedi adam
It's all..... Pixaly...... right...
by Aaron
Judging by the look on his face, I'd say some one just ran over his dog.
by Aaron
At first, I thought that was Watto's mom, with the hat and all.
by Obi-Wan14
The hat is a nice touch!
by Obi-Wan14
"The hat? I stole it from some guy named Don Quixote."
by The Shiny One
After intensive research, NASA finally concluded that it was not an authentic UFO at all, but a computer generated image that had been editted into the photograph. but
by The Shiny One
Watto: Ah, you verAIR come in here again, you fuel. (He DOES have a bad French accent!)
by Disgruntled tourist to Tatooine
So...Howsa you like-a my new chapeau?
by Darth Watto
My, I've got a spiffy hat!
by Winter:)
Ha! I could give that Cat in the Hat a run for his credits.
by Winter:)
who put this plate on my head? Chuba!!!
by indy4a
Does this hat make me look fat?
by Winter:)
watto surprised at his own smell, holds his stomach after a very bad gas attack
by jedi nomad
Outlanders! They think we're nothing but supporting cast members.
by SKYHOPP867
Sneaking Amidala past Argus Filch after curfew
by Stavr0
Boy! What you got inda way of constipation tablets, huuh?
by micsn peep
Little known fact, Watto used to run a Chinese restaurant
by Jedi_Brent
Lets just say he got drunk at leave it at that ok?
by Claire
Unknownst to most, but knownst to us, Watto was originally cast as an intricate character in "Clockwork Orange"
by Katy Farry
"So do you like my new hat?? I won it in a game of chance..yesss!!"
by jimmy wars
George Lucas inherited Ed Wood's old props, but he wasn't quite sure what to do with them...
by Rob London
Stand aside! I am the great Leonardo DeWatto!
by Cngrat J. M.
Shamed, Watto has to wear the tin man's hat for week after losing his most recent bet.
by cahnMAN
After losing his shop, Watto starts a new business venture... in pan-handling!
by cahnMAN
Watto the Doughboy
by Greg
Harry Potter did not beat Episode 1's records in China however...
by Peter Tutham
"We'll always have Paris..."
by Anime Master
Watto confronts the horrific aftermath of a World War I battle in George Lucas' new remake of "All Quiet on the Western Front."
by Repo Man
Whaza you mean, my hata iz dumb. Find then,
by Darth Stupied
Suddenly Watto spys a much larger, angrier, force-using, lightsabering-wield, former slave coming toward him in the street and remembers he just sold that former-slave's beloved mother to some guy.
by Darthkule
Anakin asked him: Are you an angel?
by Albert van de Werfhorst
Whaza you mean, my hata iz dumb. Find then, Repubilc credits wonta work.
by Darth Stupied
indiana jones- watto strikes back
by darthmark
by Obijuan
by Obijuan
Step right up! Welcome to the Tatooine Circus, watch a young blonde boy defy gravity and an annoying Gungan get eaten by a Rancor!
by Obijuan
Gosh, I didn't know your lightsabeer was that big!
by Ian Sarver
Unn, I'll have two lumps?
by Darth Neff
Watto even had UFOs in his junkyard
by Darth Neff
If Star Wars was made in the 1930's
by Darth Neff
by Darth Neff
Watto: "Does hat make me look fat?" (offsence) Anakin: "Yes"
by Darth Neff
*groan* *grunt* That one was HUGE!
by Rinisari
After his junkyard took a nosedive, Watto is rumoured to have dabbled in the merits of Tatooine Sand Safaris.
by Halcohol
"I'm gettin' ready to open Watto's Fasion Shop!"
by SithDan
"Why has a UFO landed on my head!?"
by paranorina
No really wante dto have Watto's Wig ib the movie NOt even Lucas
by Jaro Warren
After losing a fortune at the Boonta Eve Classic, Watto resorts to panhandling.
by reklawyks nikana
....bastard Jabba...beat me in golf again
by Tom Burrus
The newly discovered secret character in Tekken 4: Watto the Junkyard Trader
by Wookiee_not_Wookie
Watto's evil twin: El Jatto
by yendreck
George Lucas is taking on "007" next. Here we see his casting choice for "Odd Job."
by Captain EO
"What, you think you're some kinda Jedi, waving your hand around like that? No money, no hat!"
by Steve Stoick
by gabriel
Now if I flap my wings real hard they wont see them.
by Jaosn
"arr, well I bet I'm better off than that one foolish human kid I once owned..."
by Jedi Gribble
"Hey remember your ship? I sold it for this hat. It's a really nice hat."
by YodaFeak
Whenever I'm in the dumps, I get a new hat."
by Mark Vaughan
by
It is a little-known fact that most Anti-Semetic CGI characters served with distinction during World War I.
by SuperOogie
" ok ok number 3 with chicken fried rice 10 15 minute"
by glen stuart
Oh! My belly is bigger than Buddah's! Me need diet!
by Brent
by
It's Watto Quixote and his golden helmet!
by The_Magnificent_Meg
100 Toydarians We'll test today but only three, win the Green Beret.
by JB-Kenobi
100 Toydarians We'll test today but only three, win the Green Beret.
by JB-Kenobi
admiral spuzzum
by Will someone pop a zit?
No Money, No Crosants, No Deal
by Some Canadian Geek
Watto just noteing that he didn't have hair decided to ask some opinions about his hat
by Angel
watto's mom: ...and here you are in high school.Oh, weren't you a little gentleman!
by the ewok avenger
'Tis the season to be jolly......' you didn't thnk there would be another Holiday Special, did you?
by megHan
What did you call me, Watto? Don't you see the beret? I'm not Watto i'm Pierre!
by megHan
Jabba the Hutt decides it was Watto's fault Sebulba lost the podrace. His punishment: becoming a love slave for Jabba.
by Yoda the Movie
Holy cow! I never thought the boy would ever get a girl, but look at her.
by Jedi Bamag
Oi I'm telling you, I felt like such a shlemiel! I let the kid go and he goes and blows up a control ship!! Oi!!!
by Darth_Monksflat
"Why am I wearing a beret? How could a jerk as big as me be anything BUT a Frenchman? I fart in your general direction, silly Jedi person!"
by Noman
Big Bad Yoda Daddy's back! I think...
by Dagger
Good-bye, my Coney Island bay-bee...
by Dagger
Now that's an Islamic terrorist if I've ever seen one...
by Osss_10
Watto's first day on the job as a British doughboy in World War I.
by Osss_10
Watto, Have you lost weight?Changed Color? New Belt?
by You tell me
Gonzo's hobo brother, Wanzo.
by Dirk Vader
What are you saying? That I don't have GENITLES?!
by Shmuely
Anyone have some saliene???
by Corran_rouge9
"Dang I'm sexy!!!"
by bronski
Off screen:Meesa Jar Jar Binks! Watto:You look like a frog with a strange shield... Oh wait..that would be your ears, right?...
by Vader Tater Tot
by Darth Moo
Watto trying out for the roll of Oddjob in one of the Bond movies.
by Jedi Master Binks
ugly ugly and....ugly !
by BrenDarklighter
Un-known to Qui Gon Watto had a few "connections" with his "family." If Maul hadn't got to him he would have been sorry to pass up "The offer he couldn't refuse"
by Master Yo dog
Watto: Do you like my hat, do you like my party hat? Anakin(off screen): No i do not, i do not like your party hat.
by Darth Bob
"I got Yugos and Pintos right here!"
by Pyro Sith
Eh! Lemme tell ya! Once I had dis useless slave, stole parts from my shop to build a pod, always late, lazy...If I ever see that punk Human again.....
by Ian Brackley
Fashion shows on Tatooine...
by Cockroach #2
Does this make me look fat?
by Solomon
After losing more racing bets, Watoo had to hold up his end of the deal. He had to be Jabba's dancer for a whole week!
by JangoFox
Uh, Oh. That better not be Bantha Fodder I'm stepping on.
by Solomon
Hey, Plates go ohn the table not on your head!
by Darth Johnny
My wardrobe got a neubian hyperdrive upgrade!!!
by Kyle Terry
Wattoo gets drafted to fight in WW I
by Turtle-ini
"After I lost all my money betting on Sebulba's podracer, I had just enough money to buy this stupid hat."
by Donnie
'I may have freed anakin, but you should see the replacement I got' (snigger, snigger)
by H0D_G
After a long day of haggling stranded travelers, I like to sit back and enjoy a nice...
by Padawan Drew
your jedi mind tricks wont work on me, thanks to my chocolate hat!
by darth brooks
Bantha poodoo....
by Wookieguy
as filming ended on 'star wars - the first world war' the crew were enjoying a nice drink after a hard day's work
by obi one kurtnobi
You laughing at me, slave boy?
by Wookieguy
Think my hat's stupid, Ani? Ani, Ani, AAAAni!
by Wookieguy
Hey! I have something new added to my costume..can ya find it???
by Tyriasan
Never bet on the human kid...
by Wookieguy
one day you may eventually put up one of my captions
by obi kurtnobi
does this hat make me look fat
by Darth-Demented
Yes, I can fly and balance a hubcap on my head.
by Brandon Sanders
Watto heads off to defend his shop from invading ewoks
by Dark One
If this is thier attempt to make Episode II better than TPM, I don't think they're trying hard enough.
by Jedi Bib
Hello, my name is Watto...I mean Artful Dodger
by Kevin "Uncle Kettch" Ray
What? You theenk you are zome kind of Jedi os zomething? I am zee Toydarian from France! Mind trickz, zey no work on me. Only good pastries.
by Dan Reyes
Anakin: "Uh Watto, there's a Flying Saucer on your head."
by Kevin "Uncle Kettch" Ray
"So, do you like my hat?" "Whatever takes the focus off you"
by Mr.Maul
Watto serving in the trenches of France in WWI.
by Mykael Shone
After losing his junkyard, Watto decides the only way to pay off his debts is starring in the new film "Crocodile Dundee in Mos Espa".
by Jayba the Hutt
After hearing that Harrison Ford was not interested in making another "Indiana Jones" movie, Watto immediately jumped at the chance.
by Yodimus Prime
I want to believe Anakin can win...
by Matt Stevenson
As a young toydarian, Watto was deeply interested in surfing and really, REALLY bad looking hats.
by Matt Stevenson
And here we have a member of the elusive toydarian species. Now, our gungan-meat traps arent going to work on this one, so we'll use the one bait that does.... money. Oh look! He's caught a whiff...
by Matt Stevenson
by Watto:"Ah, young lady, how much do you w
by Crew(offsreen
by Crew(offsreen
Watto joins Lando Calrissian in the Star Wars Bad Fashion Hall of Fame
by Kenya Starflight
Who ever picked that pic must be sick!
by Obi-Wan14
(singing)"Hello my baby, Hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal...
by dave low
Cant...get up...hubcap...too...heavy...
by Chani of the Force
Who.. wha.. me? Nahhh... it was the man with one arm that did it... and that Richard Kimball guy too.
by Dax Bladerunner
Why am I wearing a World War I helmet?
by Keith
Geez... I think that Jedi mind trick finally worked after all... this hat looks ridiculous on me.
by Dax
"Whoa, dude, that's the best poodoo I've ever smoked..."
by Willy Jeff
"Dangit, I hate how difficult it is deciding which hat to wear each morning."
by Jedi Master Bob
"The Rabbi's sermon is long today."
by DavidW
Stormtrooper OS: And then he said that he lost a bet, got drunk and ended up in this alley. He says he has no clue what happened to the pit droid. *Watto* (Burp!)
by darthwedge2000
"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!!"
by Chad Evans
"Yes today's special is the Kung Pow chicken and the sweet and sour pork."
by Darth Andy
Watto made a major mistake with starting a new career ; A hat seller.
by Darth Kenobi
Watto made a major mistake with starting a new career ; A hat seller.
by Darth Kenobi
"...and on this wall hangs Renoirtto's magnificent self-portrait, his third work in an early and rare series of pre-surrealist paintings, 'A Study in Mind Trick Sienna'..."
by Holden Caulfield's Little Sister
Ahhh no it is the IRS again, I told you before I lost it all to some outlanders
by Lone Gunman
I have lost everything....except my hat....
by force_charles
"How I can flap these wings fast enough with this gut, I'll never know."
by Art Miles
preparing for the package safari tour to endor
by ugh-ugh-ugh
Watto had a unique way of cathing frisbees...
by ReaperFett
Episode II : Shot on Location in Japan
by Bash
Where did I put my dinner plate?
by Happy Haggis
Where is that Greedo when I need him. Probubly still playing with those filthy Slaves!
by Jayman The Parodyman
"Dada tada da ta! Ohhhhh, I am your singing telegram!"
by Darth Sillious
"If looking sexy is wrong, I don't wanna be right."
by Daniel
So prepare, say a prayer, send the word to beware! I won't come home 'til it's over, Over There!
by LC
Anakin Skywalker, meet Captain Blackadder
by LC
Hummm...does this hat make my butt look big?
by
Watto is the newest memeber of the Rock band vile Toydariens. He's the symbol!
by Leelu
"A Jedi? Whatta know. Well i got a hat."
by -=Exar Kun=-
I had to wear a saucer because the towels were banned.
by sithleeper
Watto prepares for WW I
by Robert Beshere
star wars on treasure island
by lauren
"no. this is a ma hat...erhhhhh. not you'r god dam PLATE"!
by orn-free-tada
Ugg... mesa thinkin i should not have have dat third tamale...
by Miana Kenobi
You want, I should break his legs?
by IG-74
Wattos halloween costume :a pit droid
by Bent Wookie
You want, I should break his legs?
by IG-74
jabba the hutt
by
during a break from the film with a glass of milk and some crackers
by tess-wan
Buy the new Watto Golf-hat figure, with such captions as "be the ball"....
by Jedi Oz
Losing all his money on the pod race, Watto ships off to join the Mobile Infantry...
by Jade's Fire2003
"Please sir, I want some more."
by Luke, the Plot Master
Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gaaaaallll!!!
by Jar Jar Bites
Oh dear, I think I ate Anakin!!
by Sith child
"It's Miller time.
by Kel
Watto, now old in Episode 3, is seen at the old folks home...
by Deac
A Jedi? Well wadda you know! After you left I joined the British army in 1914....
by Obi-Zahn Kenobi
Voice over: Watto Gates. First he had a little shop, now he has a great software empire.
by Wer-Al Zwowe
Voice over: Watto Gates. First he had a little shop, now he has a big software empire.
by Wer-Al Zwowe
"Crikey!" (get it, australian hat thing....oh, never mind)
by Fieldzees
"Are you sure this hat doesn't make me look, you know, too queer?"
by eviltrain
"Hey, professor? You know how I've been working simultaneously on elephant and hummingbird embryos? Well, I got some news..."
by eviltrain
I'm going for the monica lowinski look...
by Girbie
The dark arts course is taught by Professor Sidious.
by Red 5
The power of a mountain troll is insignificant compared to the power of the force.
by Red 5
Oh..so THIS is what the director of Harry Potter looks like!
by Darth Soda Pop
''Ehhh? Who's this?....OHHH! Ani! You gotta so biga! hahaha!
by JediLaura01
Nobody had known that Watto was a reject from Hogwarts..until now
by Darth Soda Pop
Watto....the famous French impressionist.
by Skaiwalkuh
I wear a helmit because sometimes I forget to flap my wings when flying
by jeffbee13
Duh!
by VenusJedi
After losing Anakin Watto slowly went insane. Wearing hubcaps and calling himself "speed racer"
by Darth Trevor
"I really should stop eating all that fiberous food! It gives me the schiltz!"
by Darth Balls
Mmmm, those Ewoks tasted good!
by Cornelius
.......he's like a flying 'alf'
by ob1
Hey, this feels kinda nice. Sitting in a chair! And all this time I've been hovering around like an idiot.
by yendreck
"So, you got a lightsabre, a cute girlfriend, and all I got is a lot older and this lousy tin hat!"
by Mark Nesseth
by
You wouldn't think that those pit droids would make such good hats!
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
"My slave became a Jedi and all I got was this stupid hat."
by HPS00
Ohhhhhhh...I should'tve eaten those bean burritos!
by Obi-Tew Kenobi
(Anakin, Offscreen) YOU'LL PAY FOR ENSLAVING ME ALL THOSE YEARS!
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
"But see, you don't need that hat, you could fly all along."
by HPS00
In his next project, George Lucas will cast Watto to star in his re-make of the World War I epic "Paths of Glory".
by Dubya Fett
Just an excuse to make a new action figure: Watto (With Hat).
by Assistant Manager Piett
According to chaos theory, if a Toydarian flaps his wings on Tatooine it causes it to rain on Naboo.
by Indiana "Bridget" Jones
"Oh yeah, Anakin, I remember your mother... I traded her for this nifty hat."
by Mr. Loboto
"i wish i were a rich..umm.. somthing"
by Emperor Poopitine
Sure, I have wrinkles and I'm fat, but come on, I'm a toydarian. We're only concerned with money.
by platzapS
The new, the... less improved... it's HOBO WATTO!
by Brian
A desperate Obi-Wan uses a brain wave modifier to try to get his mind tricks to work on Watto.
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
You like my hat? It's all the rage on Nal Hutta!
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
Watto dons his dashing scarf and beret before going out to mingle with the movers and shakers in Mos Espa's nightlife
by Kalendra
After losing a slave my business went out. Not I lead safari's in the dune sea...
by Donnie
I am on the hunt for Osama Bin Ladin in the dune sea
by Donnie
And Mr. Watto sports the latest in "Lost Hubcap" headgear.
by Gungan Lump
TF.n, this is a really dull caption.
by Edmund Campion
How Watto makes money after hours....Photo Shoots
by Donnie
We're staying on your head until you fix the hyperdrive on our flying saucer. And you will take Republic credits.
by Luke 1:26-38
"Nubian waterskis, eh? Yeah, we gotta lots of dat!"
by L'osche
The Hat? I have two of them. One to crap in and one to cover it up.
by Jedi Master Trudics
Ani Ani Ani, I made you out of clay. Ani Ani Ani, with ani I shall play.
by Jedi Master Trudics
Due to an amazing feat of physics a UFO suddently intersected with Watto's head.
by Jedi Master Trudics
God I hate this hat, I look like a schmuck.
by Jedi Master Trudics
My hat it has a first name, its F...A...G...E...Y
by Jedi Master Trudics
I should have let the Wookiee win.
by Jedi Master Trudics
Harrison Ford did his own stunts my ass!
by Sweet Andy G
"Suckie, suckie five dolla?"
by Lucas
Anakin long time no see!? Hey wait a minute. Your hair is brown !!! It used to blonde!!!!!! Why don't you look like that kid from Jingle All The Way anymore?! And you! Padme'! You still look the same!
by Dath Vada
"BUD..."
by Gecko41
We'll let da fate decide, blue I get your blaster, red you get my hat.
by Kei-Cha Bopar
"I'm singin' in the rain...Just singin' in the rain..."
by Darth Timm
So let me get this straight, you want me to find a Private Ryan?
by Kyber
Whaaat?
by Neo-Kam Kenobi
Watto: "Does this hat make me look fat?" Voice off-screen: "Yes..." Watto: "Why you little..." (Homer Simpson)
by Aurora_Riddle
watto: welcom to*hic* mya shopa. :qui gon jinn: we need a tc3 type j hyperdrive. I have 20,000 republic credits. watto:No republic credits, I need someything more real, like*hic* Budwieser.
by darth ferrell
"This beach is the greatest.(except for the Jedi.)"
by Stormy Trooper
"I could sure go for a nice hunk of cheesecake right now."
by Uzethe4ce
"Wear did I put that stupid hat!?"
by JediEwok Elizabeth
Ahh dank you very muss aah yas. Mazda z2x, we have lot's of that.(in japanese accent)
by Mark
"Oh look, he's got a new hat!"
by AJC
After many contract disputes, Watto takes over the role of A.L.F. during actors' strikes.
by Joanna
Can I just say something? Watto NEEDS to put some pants on!
by marajay
by Gidman
The only scene from "Saving Private Watto" before the project was scrapped for "E.T. 2: The Wrath of Elliot."
by Gidman
Ok, Watto. Take the damn hat off. Seriously.
by Toby Parker
Whos been playing galactic frisbee again?
by Toby Parker
Cabaret!
by JediGirl
by
With the junk-dealing business doing poorly, Watto tries his luck at pimpin'.
by The Great Jedi Wannabe
hey mr. taliban, tell me where bin laden... or me gonna bomb your home...
by g.g.marquis
by
Using his new abilities, Anakin began to disintegrate Watto's wings.
by Master Nick
me chinese, mind tricks no worky
by Admiral Ben
Watto prepares to go fishing
by Ariana Lang
"Why did i enlist . . . Why? Why?!"
by The Skating Jedi
psuedoooo
by do ya like my new hat? do ya do yaaaaa??
What the hell am I doing wearing this hat?
by Abe
Hey waddayaknow, flattened bantha burgers make gooda hats
by Chubba de Hutt
"'ey, pal! Ya know... you look *hic* familiar tae me..."
by DarthHabbo
I see you lost another bet. Nice hat loser.
by Jedi BMK
I knew I forgot something when I made that reservation. It doesn't snow on Tatooine...
by Kara
Ok, I've got the cymbal taken care of. Now how are we going to hid the rest of the drum set?
by ComicKook
You know, now that i get a good look at it in the mirror, this screwy hat doesn't go with my teeth...
by Wesley Russell
After Smokey the Bear kicked the bucket, someone had to fill in his shoes.
by Joey Crack
Sure I can mod chip your playstation 2!
by Darth DJ
I traded a very good slave for this hat so NO you cant try it on!
by Darth DJ
HMMM... does dis hat mek me look fat
by alex
Yessiree WWI....they used lots of strange chemicals in those days....yessiree
by Mike Gunther
It ain't coming out.
by Mr. Toilet
"My wingspan isn't the only thing that is impressive I think."
by Drew Sniegowski
TO ANAKIN & PADME: You can stay in my room upstairs, but I warn you - no funny business.
by JORSON2
FFFFFFoooorrrrrrggggggeeeeettttt about it......
by martoQ
So you think you are the first person to make a crack my nose huh?
by Ass
unknown to many, watto had a brief film career outside of star wars with staring roles in such films as indiana jones and the toyderian of doom
by hatman
"Ahhh, Anakin, welcome back at last...Now clean the racks!"
by eamonh
Fall into the GAP, Fall into the GAP...
by Jedi Kevin
Woah! I look like a big penis!
by Josh, NC
You cannot join my army! Not unless you have a pretty little hat like mine!
by Jacques, NM
You smella like a friggin crotch jedi!
by Fran, MA
Destory the major who has no legs!
by Dan, FL
Ryan's had some better ideas for captions than lots of the ones that get used. Why should he waste his time with this one? All I gotta think of is something lame, then maybe it would make it.
by Ryan, WA
As much as the Toydarian tried, no one would believe him to be a pit droid.
by Trinity
"You say one more thing about my hat and I'll throw those Republic credits down yer Jedi-lovin' throat."
by Darth Shaw
Though they were few and far between, Watto's "bad scalp days" were definately occasions for a bit of vanity on the part of the usually humble junk shop proprietor.
by ShinagamiWing
Yes yes, lets say, your Nubian ship for this dumb hat......
by Mr. Antilles
Thank god for these wings when it comes time to wipe my ass!
by Sam Sensabaugh
"Ima gettin to old for this s***"
by Rappertunie
"Hey, you're goin to be a jedi knight. Big deal, I still have a flying saucer on my head."
by Rappertunie
A Jedi, huh? Well I started a Chinese restaurant while you were gone. Best cuisine on Tatooine!
by CorSec Jedi
Why the f*ck am I not blue any more?
by Pete
Do you think this hat makes me look ten years older? That's the look I'm going for.
by Joe Turk
No tickee, no shirtee!!
by Jedi Slywalker
beer me
by aaron
So I said, "Is that a Wookie in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
by Darth Smackdown
Aliens and UFo's !!!...... HA..... when pigs fly !
by tommy
"You think you're some kind of Junk Dealer wearing that hat of yours like that?"
by alex
So, ya dig my hat babe?
by Ben Boese
up, up and away
by Super_Freak
Once everyone had seen the beret, the secret was out why Watto was such a bad businessman....he was actually FRENCH!
by Darth Skippy
Fleet Scribbler here on the scene where Anakin Skywalker has just won the Boonta Eve race...Anakin, I hear my cousin lost you in this race. Is this true?
by Cirrocco
"Calling Saucer X-3. Say again...you landed WHERE?"
by Mark Vaughan
c
by Maarten
Unable to become a bounty hunter, Greedo takes up being a bum.
by Blue
"I'm fed up of these slave kids playing games of frisbee in my junk shop! I don't need this in my old age!
by Miz
"Saving Private Watto"
by Darth Kirk
and with one sip of his jabba tequila drink, Watto began spacing out with his eyes
by Jeremiah Vrenna
"Because he got high, because he got high, because he got hi-gh!"
by Jade's Fire2003
by
I could be the next Indiana Jones, I've got the hat and everything.
by Goongsta
Yessss, little jedi boys... I've gotta lots of those!
by Jedi_Knight
by
"what do you mean , this hat makes me look like an elephant"
by dave adams
I'm in the army now. I'm in the army now.
by Jesiop1
The Greek Olympian set a new record when he discus soared all the way to Tatooine and struck Watto on the head.
by JediSilverstar
Watto: "Tell me honestly, lose the hat?" Anakin: "honestly?, lose the tooth."
by two jedi knights
Anakin, I am your father
by Ern-Gon Jim
kiss my ass
by wingly
Cloningprocess America not succesfull at first.
by Darth Brooks
Jedi mind tricks donna work on...hey...uhh...what are you doing with that lightsaber?
by Kyle Mattox
After a life of gambling, it's now time to try a new skill...as a Pit Droid.
by Chris Ennis
"I'm Thuper!! Thanks for asking......don't you think I look good in this hat?!?!?!"
by Schnoogs
As George and the crew discuss how to make the next scene better, Watto practices his abilitly to float motionless...(actually he just found out he is only in 2 scenes in this movie and is getting a p
by Obi-Doobie Kanoobie
I am really plugged up today!
by djjrz
Outlanders! They come into my shop and make fun of my hat.
by RJ B1
"Get the hell outta here......I still don't want your Republic Credits."
by John Newton
"Volkswagon hub caps come in handy, no?"
by Paul "BarRat" Santiago
Watto tired of running a junk shop joins the army and heads off for the Trenchs of WWI France
by Jedi_1401
Yes, Alan Ginsberg is my idol!
by Jon Deuchler
"Has anybody seen my friggin' dinner bowl. Come on! This isn't funny! I need food; flying my fat butt around takes it out of me."
by darth hokie
"Once you lefteh, and your mother got hitchedeh all I got left is this estupid hateh"
by Benjamin Villarreal
I'm a Toydarian! Hats do not work on me!
by Chris Parent
GO BRAVES!!!!
by Mauler Dude
-Sebulba- "Bud" -Jar Jar- "weis" -Watto- "er"
by Mauler Dude
I'm a olda now. See I have newa hat.
by Jimbo
You guy's looking for DRUGS!
by Nik Barey
And on the runway we have Watto sporting the new hat this season.
by Queen Amiryan
Hey, I bet you get a free bowl of soup with THIS hat... oh, looks on good on you though! (caddyshack)
by Chwbaca
i shakea da can, you gimme da money
by st. alcohol
(MST3K reference...) Where'd I put that RECORD?
by st. alcohol
Watto in a rare sentamental moment
by st. alcohol
by
I'm Don Quixote methinks....
by Cris Weske
Watto sucks
by Jay Ceresia
"Can ya spare a brother a dime?"
by Darth Frank
Nubian hubcaps?
by Sean Cassidy
I am not only a clinet, but the president of Hair pieces for Junk Dealers
by Harry Vader
I'm singing in the rain....just singing in the rain. Hey wait - this is a desert!
by mcduck2112
".......then I said to myself...HEY, this plate would make a really cool hat....."
by Neil
Your insufficient potter-magic won't work on me!
by Lorn Pavan
by
WHAT?!?! World War 1's OVER???
by Neil
ILM couldn't get this hat right the first time around, I figure what the hell, lets give it a whirl in Episode II.
by darthmaul_one
"I am I, Don Quixote, the lord of La Mancha..."
by Joe
"Hit the nose!"
by Tony Gleason
Whaddya mean there's a UFO on my head?!
by Sarumann
"Crepe's, I got fresh crepe's here!"
by Brian Marquez
The hat didn't go with the pants so I said to hell with the pants.
by Brian "Raptor" Wilkinson
"Him Watto; him friend" "He'll be mine too if he can find us a ship."
by jetfirespam
"Mom! What happend to your... hat?"
by jetfirespam
Does this hat make my butt look big?
by sarah stewart
Watto: Ten years ago, i lost my best podracer, most of my money, my shop, and my place in high society, but at least i have this cool hat now, huh?
by Jedi_Guardian
"I'm a little teapot short and stout. Here is my handle here is my spout."
by Boba Phil
my wigs are tired. better become a jedi and hover
by 0-bahn
You make-a fun of my hat, I break-a your face!
by Azionite
Watto's brain: flap flap flap flap flap
by That malevolent laughter....
Hee, welcome to Watto's shopp?, how can i cheat, err, rip you off, err, help you?
by General_Tekno
After losing everything in the pod races, Watto is forced to earn a living as a Jimmy Durante impersonator singing "Ink-a-dink-a-doo" on streetcorners.
by snowdog83
this is my new hat, you like it i think, ugh?
by smalls
oh you noticed, my hat IS from the hubcap of a 1953 chevy, bit rusty though, ugh?
by smalls
So THAT'S what species Gonzo is! I think he won't age very gracefully!
by Falcona De'Ozse'
Life's like this beer here, as soon as you get to the bottom you don't remember a thing.
by Darth Cheese
Marty Feldman with wings
by ctco
Here is just another commoner sitting on a toilet
by Brad Bach
Hard times forces Watto to succumb to a carreer in valet parking
by Darth Ludicrous
What, do you think you're some kind of jedi waving your watch around like that? I'm a toydarian, mind tricks do not work on zzzzzzzzzz.............
by eva_pilot04
by
Whew, that bantha burger is giving me gas.
by Shawn Kozlowski
These-a crazy Jedi, they have-a no appreciation for art!
by Icefire
Does this hat make me look like a Fred Sanford?
by Glen Patterson
HEY!!!!! Where's the dancing bear!!!!????
by Mauler Dude
I can can-can. Can you?
by me
After a good day of ripping people off, selling them bad parts and being ultimately rude to them, I sure could use a ice cold Bantha Lite.
by bluearcade
After a good day of ripping people off, selling them bad parts and being ultimately rude to them, I sure could use an ice cold Bantha Lite.
by bluearcade
"And what we have here is a vintage World War I British helme... what do you mean World War I hasn't happened yet? Yes it has! Alright, you got me, it's just a piece of junk."
by Lord_Satorious
Once again, Watto can be caught three nights a week at the cantina performing his Sinatra Tribute Show
by Rafiennes
And over here are the paintings I did myself...
by T-burcio
anda...vwat is dis? canta you see that ima trying toa take a dvink herea?
by jaded of mara
Much to Watto's dismay, that bantha egg turned out to be a bowling ball
by Tom McPartland
and no one could even tell that they replaced watto with a jim henson puppet before they shot at the REAL watto...
by jolly mcdoogle
"...put'n on the ritz-a..."
by Denver W. Brubaker
by
by
Look at my face and body..you should see what i looked like before gambling ruined me!
by Darth Mig
Look at my face and body..you should see what i looked like before gambling ruined me!
by Darth Mig
O sh#t, my wings are disintigrating again!
by Mike wixmmm@yahoo.com
Does this hat make me look chubby?
by Boba Stinky
Does this hat make me look chubby?
by Boba Stinky
Watto: Ani! If you a Jedi, remove his UFO from my skull!
by Bill R
Germany 1916 : Young Indiana Jones, Watto, and the Battle of the Somme
by Tengu:<>
Watto shows off his famous hat collection - World War 1, World War 2, and his most valued collection piece... Bugs Bunny Ears.
by SagaMasterXK
I don't know, but his fez does look familiar! (Wow was that bad!)
by Jace Nylor
You are so beautiful....to me
by Raggo
Hey, all sales are final!!!
by Mark Reyes
World War I Vetren, Dratto, watto's future child.
by Shawn Lovelett
The new trend. HATS
by Mr Jiki
Watto: His real life
by lukesucks
Who were you expecting? Mr. Migagi?
by MaxisReed
Watto waiting for his audition as Zidler in Moulin Rouge.
by Lucy Scarfwalker
im obviously out of business now that fellowship of the ring is coming out! Ay no! (hehe, i had too sorry)
by j.s.
Hat: "Hmmm..... this is difficult..... VERY difficult!" Watto: "Not Slytherin, please not Slytherin!"
by Lucy Scarfwalker
Look deep into my eyes and tell me credits will do fine.
by Kimmy Zign
"A jedi eh? I have news too, kid! I'm Jewish now! Lookit the hat! Shalom!"
by el justino!
Sometimes, the little blue thing from Tatooine would spend hours in his favourite game; Standing motionless, disguised as an amish, and scaring children that would accidently walk by.
by Darth Dustflyer
In this episode of Watto Stewart's "Living", we'll be making a nice floral centerpiece out of used Podracer wiring and Jawa entrails.
by Mikey
Think I?m gonna fart. Oh yeah I don?t have an ass...
by apemon
Now, WHERE did I put my dish?
by glongman
(singing) put'in on the Ritz!
by glongman
First I lost my wife on those Pod Races and now that annoying kid.... WOO HOO!!!
by Darth Theckthi
Who do you think you are kidding Mr Qui Gon, if you think old Watto's done...from the new series of Dads Army
by Nobby Ainslie
"Soon, I will have enough credits to buy Nicaragua! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
by Tyler Mills
Alderian Sex Slave huh? We have lots of that here...
by Texmaster
Don't make fun of my hat outlander!!!
by Frazier
Ah, Mr. Jedi, only 500 yen for hyperdrive!
by Sean Mason
Ah, Mr. Jedi, only 500 yen for hyperdrive!
by Sean Mason
Do you like my enw hat?
by Lasse
Who needs-a slaves when you gots-a silly hats!
by The Guy With the Face
by
"Hey, whattaya mean I'm a sterotype? Why I oughtta!!!"
by An Especially Dangerous Dug
Sadly, after another day of haggling costomers and talking to outlanders who have nothing of real value, this cg character goes home to an empty house - will you sponser a poor cg character like this?
by Neo Rowanni
Oscar the Grouch says, "Have yucky day"
by andy mcLeod
DUUUUUDE, that was a wicked hit there. Man what was in that stuff? Everything's getting really blurry and starting to spin. DUUUUUUDE
by darthwedge
Let me see...............Ah! Slim fast!
by Lando Hutt
Qui Gon:
Watto prepares for his WWI British reenactment photo
Washamatta...Ain't ya nevur seen me durnk before!
Gosh! I'm fat! better start going on a diet, or I'll have to just fly it off.
Put the lightsaber down Anakin....I said put it down...I only made you clean the shelves once....Please...AAAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! Thump
So then I told him it cost 3 credits! Stupid outlanders
Depression has turned Watto to the dorky hat side
Colt 45! Works-uh every time.
You dirty rat, you dirty rat!
watto was the first choice to play the godfather
"Yes sir, you look good in that hat."
"you like-a the hat, eh? It's-a new!"
Watto's vacation pictures from Tiahuana.
Where's that slave run off to this time???
What am I going to do with that Anakin Skywalker? He's always running off and inventing more droids and racing in pod races. Even when his freedom depends on it. Jedi wants that unruly kid. Why?
Having lost all his credits in the Boonta Eve race, Watto is forced into begging on the streets of Mos Espa.
"how do you like my hat? yeah george said oi have to be cmical
"Hey, you! Yeah, you with the black suit! I remember you! And your little Gungan, too!"
Watto stared off into space, thinking of his lost love, gentle Schmi. The silkiness of her hair, her beautiful lilting voice, that useful protocol droid she used to have...
Yankee doodle went to town...
"?Que pasaaaaaaaaaaaa?"
Little did we know that Watto fought at the battle of Galipoli
Watto Pit Droid
Wow, that's the ugliest Jedi I've ever seen!
In an attempt to pocket more cash, Hasbro unveiled its newest Star Wars action figure titled "Toydarian in Stupid Looking Hat"
If one more being makes a crack about my new hat, I swear I'm gonna snap!
Prince's addition to the soundtrack: "He wore a green, metal beret - the kind you find in a junk dealer's store..."
Finding that pod-race bets weren't the road to victory, Watto moved to Jerusalem and began the largest retailer of pith helmets and yamukahs in the Middle East
Does this hat make me look stupid? No, really....
Watto: Don'ta look ata me lika dat. Trash Compactor: Why? Watto: Ita makesa me uncomfortable, eh?
"That was goood turkey. Mind if I just sit here and undo my vest?"
Watto is Madeline
AMS
Dad's army has a new recruit
Whaddya mean there's an alien ship on my head!
TO RESUME PRESS CTRL+ALT+DELETE
At the moment he saw Anakin again, Watto couldn't quite recall who he'd sold Shmi to last year.
A Spielberg/Lucas calaboration "Saving Watoo's Privates".
And then, theforce.net's server crashed yet again from an overload of Beret jokes.
So this is the new digital quality we've been hearing about for the new Star Wars movie.
"Who farted?"
Ten Years Later: " Republic credits will do just fine. "
Ten Years Later: "Republic credits will do just fine".
A Jedi? Whaddya know?
After loosing the bet, Watto was ruined and became Tattoines most prominent street singer.
Watto stares in disbelief as Tom Hanks is given the leading role in 'Saving Private Ryan'.
A yo he ho! A pirate's life for me!
"Tell Jaba that I won't pay him for the pod race..I'm holding a thermonuclear detinator!"
"Why does that Pod look so familiar?"
Watto's Sand Safaris went under in a matter of days and he was forced to return to junk dealing...
His mind taken over by the hatlike alien, Watto reached slowly for the blaster concealed in his vest...
My hat's not a UFO if I know what it is!
"Could you spare a credit for a fellow Toydarian who's down on his luck?"
"Anakin! Stop this crazy thing! Anakiiiiiiiinnnnn.....!!!!"
Revenge of the Pit Droid!
Watto had one too many Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters after the Boonta Eve race ...
"I'll sell you the hyperdrive if you can get this stupid pit droid cover off my head!"
"Pit Droids! Get 'em while they're hot!"
"I hate it when I don't lock the door to the bathroom!"
Watto joined the American Expeditionary Force to fight in the trenches in France ...
These Nubian hubcaps are all the fashion.
You know, Republic credits ain't so bad.
Maximus! Maximus! Maxi...wait a minute
One sip and Watto suddenly found himself in a galaxy far, far away.
"Now that Anakin will NEVER recognize me!"
Hmm, this hat works.
It's-a-me! Wattio
"I will lead to the road of erotica for a simple $12!"
I am gonna win the Bass Championship!
Ever sice Anakin was freed,Watto has gotten a HUGE beer gut
Hey! Hey Outlander... ! umm... penny for the poor?
okay who can guess what I am
Put your Nubian lips right here baby!
Dont bother me. I'm french
Dont bother me. I'm french
Watto goes off to join the war in Afghanistan...
Desperate gambling leads to desprate clothes.
Pyle!...Yes Sarge?
Watto's Chinese Restaurant: Mind tricks don't work on us- only tips.
When the day is done, Watta goes home, puts on old Dead records and plays air guitar.
"Republic credits WILL do fine..."
Watto is prepping for a world tour of his Barbershop quartet.
With his new beret set at a jaunty angle, Watto the Toydarian prepares to pull some French chicks.
5 secs later Watto discovers that his Hat was really a Miniture Flying Saucer.
so thats whose burried in the tomb of the unknown solger
Hey, is my hat on crooked? Is it???
I lost everything to the bet. except this hat.
"Does this hat make my nose look big?"
HUUUUU......!!!! COME ON ICE CREAM!
"what? don't you don't like it? i look like an imperial boy scout? well i'd like to see you in a computer genorated hat and see what you look like"
As you can see, I'm selling these fine leather jackets! Doesen't interest you hmm? How about this "GE-NU-INE" Imperial helmet! Trust me, they'll be a big hit in a couple of years!!
Is it true that you can bowl here for only $10?
saving private watto
Watto is now Livin la vida Yoda and you can too, just send any 3 proofs of purchase from Watto's shop and you can too. if you order now, you'll get free midi-chlorian pills for huge force leaps
"Why is there a flying saucer over my head?"
"That Qui-Gon Jinn is a bad man...He's a very bad man."
Watto ponders the meaning of life while taking a shit.
Watto models the hat he pilfered off the surviving Roswell aliens.
I sell you two FINE giraffes!
My Father Osama is playing hide&seek
Oh no! My computer's not working!
Fuck this shit!!
?'ve just sufferd a heavy sunburn that's why I'm wearing this stupid hat
and out of the jungles came the Watto Cong...
...and all I have left is this stupid hat.
WHO PUT THIS HUBCAP ON MY HEAD?
What?! It's a tupe! I happen to like it!
trailer-park trash, a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away
I should've thought of this years ago; alchohol and stupid party hats, the recipe for success.
I'm a little tea pot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up, here me shout. Tip me over and pour me out!
Watto auditioned, but didn't get the lead in Yentl.
Pablo PiWatto Self Portrait
boy this hat really conceals my lobotomy stitches!
Update-ah the Caption board already-ah!
You think you're some kind of jedi or something? Jedis can't get no ladies!
look at my silly hat cool aint it
I wish I had an anus because I have to take a galactic crap!
It's my lucky hat from WWI.
Truth or dare on Tatooine just isn't what it used to be...
And here we see the last survivor of the WWI mustard gas attacks.
"Vito Tatooine. You took the name of this planet. Bene!
Do you like my pretty new hat??
Wasted away again in Margaritaville.
Omigod! A flying saucer! Wait, I'm already an alien...
This laxative crap really lifts you up!
Hey...........I have a hat on!
I have come to take the slave boy back so i needed a disguise, do i look chinese to you?
Malibu Watto! Now with a new hat!
How long do i have to stay like this?
Have you seen my ceral bowl??
"I feel pretty, oh so pretty..."
And no one else has a T14 hyperhat, I'll tell you that!!!
Hey, Anakin what do you think of my new hat, humm?
With his Junkyard Sales operation going under, Watto has no choice but to become a Pit Droid
God damn! Where Can I Find A Shitter Around Here?
Look, I got a new hat!
Origins of the british helmets of World War 1 revealed...
What do you mean? I don't even own a Honda...
fucking wars !
They say that if you hit his nose, he shuts off.
what do you tinka dees iza, some kinda bar mitzvah or someting?
i am not going to pull your rickshaw!
"after a night of hardcore partying, Watto wakes up with a bad hangover and a bowl stuck to his head"
even though mind tricks don't work on him, alcohol sure does
"I'va gota this black, shiny helmet here, boy, whassa say you try it on, ehh?"
"Alright, troops! About turn! Foward MARCH!!"
"Here we have Bachelor number 1!"
Watto's true species: Chinese
Next, on "The Watto Show" Little Johnny gets lost........
"That damn travel agent told me Tatooine had good surf."
"Go Speed Racer, Go!"
Alright ehh, who keeps throwin' that damn frisbee!!
Too much beer....now what did I do with my bedpan?
don't you just love my hat
Whadda ya mean disa hat make me looka silly?
Oh joy! Life is so wonderful when I'm wearing my special hat!
I wonder what time the number 7 bus goes by?
Mick Crocodile Dundee got nothing on me I once had a knife this big
Two with cheese, extra pepperoni!
You liiika? I got it at the fleaaaa market...
I fought with the english lads during WW2!
Groogh...I knew I shouldn't have eaten a whole wompaa
"Watto stuck, but Watto finally free of corn!"
Aliens have invaded my head!!!! (flying saucer)
I wish those Jedi mind tricks could make me forget that extra serving of Chili.
I'm Da Man! Oh yes, I am!
Mama mia, that'sa some spicy meat-ball.
And that, my friends, is why the beret went out of style.
while filming Watto no-one noticed Bugs Bunny hiding on set.
"No, really Jabba, there's nothing going on between me and Oola. I swear."
After moonlighting as a police sniffer dog, he found himself staring aimlessly into space after finding the hidden cocaine.
Hi i'm charlie chapline!
Dude, I need a drink.
Tribbles I'm selling tribbles , fresh from William Shatner's Ears! No? ok then why not Some Lightsabers I got them , er, after they fell out of a speeder , yea , thats it.
WATTO??!I'm Micheal Corleone!!
If Ewan make fun of my hat one more time hes getting a black eye , I don't care if he is the big star. George Lucas'll get one too if he tells me to get to work again when I'm on break !
After Qui-Gon Beat him out of his money and his Slave Watto was forced to sell funny hats in the back alleys of Mos Espa.
And at that moment, Watto realized they weren't making fun of his nose, they were making fun of his hat
A picture of Watto's earlier years , and his Facination with "The Crocodile Hunter"
Yeah...I know...jealour because I can fly and you can't!
Watto Chaplin in Little Tramp
Yet another tech worker laid off by incompetent .com management
"Does this hat make me look gay?"
"you like my WWI replica hat?"
"At least I don't eat Fig Newtons!"
*In best Tom Cruise Irish Voice* "Say you like my hat Shanon."
I'm Tridarian, hairpieces don't work on me, only silly hats
I kindly ask you please take down this picture of my mother, she won't be happy to see it here
Does this hat make me look fat?
"Whaddya mean, no baggettes?!"
1,2,3! Ha, my rock, um, tears your paper. A rock does so beat paper!
Kung Lao...wins!
You see this helmet. I got it from a place called the milky way and can you even think that when I was there, there way of greeting is to say "UFO, UFO"!
What d'you know! Jedi Mind Tricks do work on me.
When not conning Jedi, I enjoy a nice cold Duff.
Hum, which podracer to have Subulba to kill next... Tough decision
I could tell you why I have a plate on my head, but then I'd have to kill you.
No! Really! I'm Watto! Why did I buy this f***in' hat?!?
Watto the Hatt
Watto buys that hat from Eathen on Survivor
When Watto was unavailable for filming, his twin brother Hatto came to the rescue.
Forgetaboutit!
I remeber the days in the old country back at Toydaria, ah... those were the days all right
Wasssuuuppp!
Hmm.. I look lovely in this hat.
New ideas for Jerry springer: Wattos long lost cousin/wife
After being drafted into the Republic Army, Watto is excited to discover that he is going be assigned reconnaisance duty.
It'sa me! Watto!
Man Anakin, your girlfriend is hot, NO DOUBT ABOUT THAT EH? He He He He
And the winner for best computer generated Toydarian in a supporting role goes to...
With Anakin winning the pod race, Watto was able to upgrade to the IPX9000 hummingbird wings
Osama after he shaved his beard.
Are you sure this hat doesn't make look stupid?
NO I'M NOT A FRONT FOR AL-QUIDA!!!!!!!
Watto's distant french cousin, Marchand-Tordu DeVaisseau-Spatial
"Ah...my favorite taking a crap hat!"
Ah, man. I had a little too much mc. donalds. I'm gonna puke!
"Be an Army of one-half!"
Outlanders, I knew I shouldn't have hidden that bin Laden one, eh?
pabes
"What do you mean eh? This hat is made of genuine Bantha Fodder"!
I'm off to the trenches in france.
You like my hat eh? I got it offa a dead jawa...
"All's Quiet On The Western Front... The Lucasfilm Edition!"
And new from Junkyard Fashions is the fabulous Hubcap Hat. This hat is being modeled by the oh-so-lovely Watto.
Nee How! (doesn't that hat just scream Chinese migrant worker?)
Uurgh! look at the state of you!
Oh eide dide dide dide dide dide die
Having lost his shop, Wazu eagerly awaits a bus ride to a new life...
Proof that Anakin is a better Jedi than Qui-Gon "Credits WILL do fine..."
How you doin'?
How you doin'?
Due to budget cuts, ILM artists faced a problem trying to age Watto ten years. The "hat" idea was the best they could come up with.
Watto debuts on the Home Shopping Network
Watto's part time job: Crocodile Hunter
Im glad they dont have Raid here
"Here's looking at you, Anakin"
you dirty rat....
*the lights dim and a drum roll starts* "New from Lucasarts, Saving Private Watto"
How do you lika my hat?
And Lucas said the name of the movie was going to be Watto: The Life of a Gambler. I`m going to tell my Hutt
... and after pikachu dumped me I got into the whole Goth scene and here I am now. What have you been up to Anakin??
"A frisbee on my head? What do you know!"
"Hey, I thought this whole blurry focus thing was supposed to be in the next movie..."
Anakin: Look out Watto! A tiny flying saucer is trying to abduct your right eye!
Watto: Behind the Trash. After losing one slave to a jedi and the other to some Lars guy, things just went downhill for him. He started wearing pit droids on his head.
i am a smart trader...i get this hat for only 2 tradeships!
"What? Uh....no....no, I wasn't taking a steamer!!! I was just uh.....oh crap........"
You talkin to me? Huh? Are ya? Are you talking to me?!
The lastest applicant applies for the french secret service. Not realising that the hat, was a bit over the top.
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