I thought it was you Leia! I swear!
by Darth Jetta
Give me a dollar....that one is cute
by Bknight
"Hey, babe, please take your hand outta here or i won't be able to speak righteously..."
by Yaume
hey bartender, I don't know what you're putting in my drinks, but this wookiee is looking better and better with every shot
by nastard
Wow, that's the second biggest zipper I have ever seen!
by 86
"Yeah...I'm a playa"
by Darcy Denyer
I wonder if that farmboy has a sister... huh? Oh what were you saying?
by Jedime
could you please tell us the soup of the day?
by Paul Grabovac
Why did that old fossil slash his arm off and didnt he use a Jedi mind trick? I don't know Han, my boy! Maybe you should use a mind trick on me once we get at your place!
by Cedric Juchtmans
"I'd rather not, thank you"
by Frank Dobbs
Hey! You look like that new lady on the X-files!
by Warren
test
by ilg
"Is that a blaster in your hand, or are you just glad to see me?"
by Ted Ekering
"No, Chewie, I don't know who the hell she is either!"
by Jedi Master Matt
Who’s that woman with the funny hair coming in our direction Han? She doesn’t look very pleased.
by rs jedi
Leia! A... hi... I'd like you to meet my a... mistr.. I mean laywer.
by Rediture
"whad'ya mean I dropped my load, when I saw the Imperials?" "I wasn't THAT scared"
by darthbob
"Hey Greedo, you mind coming back in about 5 parsecs, I'm entertaining a lady friend here"
by darkmall
What are you looking at? Never saw a Wookie?
by Dankin
Huh, you're right. In this light he does look like a giant furball. Can I use that??
by grob
And suddenly, Xena showed up to let Han follow his deepest desire, to wear her leather armor.
by Ranak
Okay, is it just me or can anyone else figure out the Star Wars/Wynonna Judd connection?
by Mikey
Nice hair cut Chewie
by Little Rich
Her: Boxers.. Han: Briefs... Greedo: Hanes. Lets leave it at that.
by Brian Ludden
by
How you doin...
by J
You don't expect me to get it on with the wookie? Arms aren't the only thing he rips out of their sockets
by Bob A. Fett
Oh. Hi, Leia. What do you mean, "Who's that?"
by Jango Fett
Okay on the count of three you distract the wookie, and I'll replace his ammo with blanks, tee hee this is gonna be great
by Bubba "Whoopass" Wilson
#4 "So, whats your sign?
by Kyle P
Somebody set us up the bomb!
by marajay
Honey, see if you can't distract that whiny kid while I rob the old fossil next to him ...
by Rick Harvey
Hey, Chewie you should always wear make-up.
by Darth Gore
Jeez, guys, let her finish at least!
by Jumbo the Hutt
Some kid and an old geezer? I'm not taking them anywhere.
by Darth Sethor
Who me?? Leia?? Never heard of her!!!
by Don Ellingsworth
Solo spent much time interviewing the ladies to perform a special "Han Job" for him.
by Darth Filthy
She says, "I feel like we will be together forever."
by Mikel Antilles
Scully, I have a bad feeling about this...
by JG
"What? Were you expecting a Wookie?"
by Cujo
by
Rehearsing for t
by The Hope
Yes, you heard correctly, Darth Vader is my father"
by The Hope
Don't worry! Flying a kid, an old man and 2 droids will be easy money!
by DarthQueeg
Ya know, honey. I wish something exciting happened around here.
by DarthQueeg
Hey Chewie! Uh, we were just, uh, talking...
by DarthQueeg
"I don't have the money WITH me... oh... hi, Lea.... have you met... Greedo's grilfriend Pam?"
by SuperOogie
Why Greedo, you look......different
by ReaperFett
Han Solo: She has got the money, Greedo
by Albert van de Werfhorst
Han: "What? You think i never got any before leia?"
by MrGone
Greedo she swallows
by jerenobody
Hey, that guy who got his arm chopped off is kinda cute. We should see other people.
by SKYHOPP867
The *real* reason TK421 wasn't at his post.
by Darth Whisp
Frustrated with Leia's playing hard-to-get, Han decides to make her jealous of another woman...
by cahnMAN
"This girl does things with her tongue that'd make Jabba blush."
by norrin powell
"I'm Han Solo and this is my ... uh ... cousin ..."
by Grandma Tarkin
Cut scene from "A New Hope": Han is infuriated when he notices his "chick-of-the-week" learing at a young blond teenager that just walked into the cantina...
by cahnMAN
oo look... stars... WWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEHEEHEEHEEEEEEEEEE
by Mauler Dude
uhhhh.... I'm not with this guy Jabba. He just owes me money too. *Han* I DO NOT!!!!
by Mauler Dude
"Well come on over Leia, I've still got one hand free!!"
by jimmy wars
this concert stinks... I'm NEVER going to an N*SNYC concert again. *Girl* I hear ya
by Darth Mauler
Jabba, this show reaks. Where's Max?
by Darth Wicket
"But Leia, Baby, I thought we were on a break - you called me a scruffy-looking nerf herder!!!"
by BobaKent
"Hey Luke can I borrow your lightsaber. This chick really digs big, warm objects.."
by jimmy wars
this isn't where we parked
by Darth Wicket
Oh.. Hi Leia. This... This is my cousin, yeah, my cousin from Ord Mandell. She's in town for the weekend. Thought I'd show her the sights. I coulda sworn I told you about this.
by Darth Ickabod
by
Han! You said Leia wouldn't find us here.
by Matt Woblick
Soo...you ever seen Star Wars?
by Ryan Hallermeier
That's alright Han, we all know you shot first....
by StopherT
Dumped by Rachel, Deckard picks up a new GF at Daffy's.
by Sweet Uncle Biggs
Damnit, Greedo. Bugger off, can't you see I'm with someone?
by Sweet Uncle Biggs
"You're not going to tell Leia about this; right?"
by Darth Ugly
Han: "Leia, WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
by Keith
Han's first sight of Chewbacca.
by Keith
And you are?
by Thrawn05
so, are your bantha burgers low fat, or what?
by Imperial_grunt
Han: "Chewie, go talk to that old Jedi guy over there, I'm trying to get some over here!"
by quijbo
What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
by John Ibsen
As Luke enters the cantina he suddenly feels self concious of his moisture farmer attire.
by Star Wars Fanatic
Harrison Ford, under his breath while recieving direction, "If you say one more bad thing about American Graffiti, I'll make sure all your scenes get cut."
by Darth Frank
wow, that qui-gon fella fights a lot better than luke ever did!
by diskerror
er er cheating on leia?.....er no no course not Han says innocently
by Taz Skywalker
hey whos that old guy in the cloak with the funky sword, bring him over. Thus the galaxy changed forever
by diskerror
Her destiny was not Han Solo's bed, but the cutting room floor.
by Grandma Tarkin
"Whaddya looking at, ya mook?"
by Grandma Tarkin
He's mine! All mine! You can't have him!
by Darth Penelope
Wait till Leia hears about this ...
by Darth Penelope
Love is a nose and you better not pick it ...
by Darth Penelope
Quick! Hide! My husband is coming!
by Darth Penelope
Harrison Ford decides to see if he can make it into Colt 45 comercials.
by Mike M.
"So, you like counting the ceiling tiles, too?"
by Darth Pestilence
That's one big Jawa!
by Aaron
Sela Ward as BETTY SOLO--HAN'S WIFE
by Jedi_Brent
what do you mean you'd rather have han solo stay true to his name, George?
by SithAnakinGeek
Whadya mean, this isn't Leia? I've been doing my lines with her all day!
by jedi adam
"I swear, it's never happened to me before!"
by Bill Fett
"I swear, it's never happened to me before!"
by Bill Fett
How long must we sit through this slide show!?
by Aaron
Liea- "In this sceen your blind." Han- "I know that." Liea- "Then why are you looking at my breasts?"
by Donnie
Liea- "In this sceen your blind." Han- "I know that." Liea- "Then why are you looking at my breasts?"
by Donnie
An early scene introducing Han not-so-Solo
by Darthkule
You know.. I believe I’ve seen this movie before..
by san
hello Greedo, you look different.
by darth not appearing on this site
You know what, I think I left the food simulator on.
by Jedi Ken3518
I've been all over the galaxy, but I didn't know THAT was legal to do on Tatooine...
by Stockmann
...Over my dead body!
by Master Yo dog
Han: "Say, Morticia... isn't that your husband Gomez over there?"
by alienboy
Salla? Salla who?
by Delavar
"Leia... uh what are you doing here? Her..Oh she's just a friend of Chewy's I swear"
by SunBlakeD
Woman: Hey, Han, Greedo's coming! Han:Relax, he always misses. Woman: That's the problem. He might miss you and hit me!
by Deac
(Han to Chewie) Allright!! Don't lose your temper! I'll finish this beer & give ya a hand! sheeesh!
by redhornet
I don't like that look George is making. I think your done sweet heart.
by Miles Kage
Leia, it's not what you think; no don't blast me, no!!!!!!!!
by jedimasternick
Han and Chewbacca seemed to receive more attention at the cantina after Chewie finally got a haircut and makeover.
by Janitor Palpatine
"You're gonna have to leave darlin'. The old man and that kid over there are about to waste my time."
by slugwaif
"Yeah Leia, this IS what you get for making me watch the kids all the time!"
by u know who i am
Han Solo and friend look on as Chewie takes Jar Jar by the neck.
by jeff
To the surprise of all, Han Solo came out of the carbonite completely normal...well except for that whole second head thing...
by Katy Farry
Yea leia, I dumped ya. For.... erm, what did you say your name was again?
by I've never got a caption on here
"No really Greedo, put down the blaster, I didn't know she was your girl"
by Will
Through the eyes of a stoned Carrie Fisher
by Emperor_Dan
Don't worry. He's not as stoned as he looks.
by Dan reyes
Is that a blaster in your pants..or are you just glad to see me?
by Scott K
"Look, I have to tell you something... *whispers* I see Jedi ghosts- they're everywhere..."
by Jedi Master Arra (not Aurra Sing)
As Leia walked in on Han and this "other woman", Han muttered "I've gotta bad feeling about this"
by The Forlorn Jedi
DA DAA DAA DA...HEY!!! DA DA DA DA
by Darth Flattus
She is MY slut,I found her first. Get away luke!
by Happy Haggis
After a close shave Chewbacca was a much more attractive companion.
by Mark Lord of the Sith
HAN: Leia, I can explain everything! She was just teaching me how to handle my Wookiee...
by Mark Lord of the Sith
Woman "look aat the stars"---- Han "Who the heck are you?'
by Jay
You heard the lady, AM-SCRAY
by Bite me
EP IV: A New Hope Deleted Scenes - "Is that a dead Rodian at your table or are you just happy to see me ?"
by Hattrix
Yea babe, I may be a nobody now, but in a few years ill get to dry hump Michelle Pfifer
by alcornc@netzero.net
Han: Luke meet Jenny, Jenny meet Luke.
by Sarah Hinfin
What are you lookin' at? At least I'm not related to her!
by Darth Mitzvah
Why do troopers suddenl appear, every time, you are near? Just like me, they long to be... Close to you. OOOO OOO OOOO Close to you...
by Darth Flattus
Han: Luke meet Jenny, Jenny meet Luke./ Luke:Hello Jenny / Han: Jenny say Hi. / Jenny:Hee-ha, Hee-ha.
by Sarah Hinfin
Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to...oh right, you're blind
by yendreck
If we don't move, it can't see us
by yendreck
Hurry up and lead me to the bathroom...I've been holding it in for three years!
by yendreck
Chewie, I have found someone else!
by Jarrod
"I knew we shouldn't have had that last drink."
by Jace Nylor
"If this Corellian Freighter is a rockin'...don't come a' knockin'."
by Darth Dumb
"Damn, I told Luke I could handle this one myself!!!"
by Kamikaze Tie Pilot
the real reason han was in mos eisley
by wassa wassa wassa
"Oh Leia! It's you... er... see... this is my... er... lost twin sister..."
by TNG
'George, I'm tryin' to score! We can shoot later!'
by Boba Fetish
Han : pssst greedo this is your cue to fire
by Dahippster
"I've asked Leia for a threesome ... She doesnt talk to me anymore"
by mMathab
"Oh hi Leia.This is my friend...It's not what you think..
by Darth mall
What She is thinking " I wonder if my Make up is ok?" What he is thinking, "MmMMm Cookies..."
by Darth Slacker
*Lights come turn on in Studio A* Lucas: (off camera) "Uhhh, Harry." Both look up. Ford: "What?! You told me to get into my character!" Lucas: "Not that much!"
by Darth Sillious
"I only flirted with the guy to get my fifteen seconds of fame and then they cut me out of the movie! Like that guy will ever amount to anything, anyway!"
by megHan
I find your lack of pants disturbing.
by The Force thing
Han: Trust me. You'll make it to the final draft of the script. Or my name isn't Annikin Starkiller.
by ComicKook
Look sir,Droids.
by Lord Sharky
Honest Leia, she's my sister!
by darthwedge2000
A scene from the Very Extra Special Edition of ANH
by JediOverlord
Cheating smugglers caught on tape, on the next Jerry Springer.
by darthwedge
"Oh no it's the Yuuzhan Vong" "The Fuzzy Bong?"
by darth_name
"Uhh...George? What's with the X-Files music in the background?"
by Jedi Gribble
Did you notice that? Jabba ain´t wearing shorts....
by Reuters
admiral spuzzzum
by (lady) I thought you were burtt renolds?
by
"What was that? Are you sure Leia doesn't about us?" "That! That was just my pet bantha, oh yeah baby, Leia has no clue."
by Master Mazzara
Han Solo realizes too late that Leia hired a P.I. to investigate the possibilities of him having an affair.
by Kevin "Uncle Kettch" Ray
No matter what galaxy you're in, "How you doin'?" just doesnt work.
by Matt Stevenson
She had serious doubts about Han when he said: "Hey, wanna see my wookie?"
by JediPat
Half-way through the evening, she just stopped caring how many parsecs he'd taken and stared off into space for the remainder of the date.
by Matt Stevenson
Han: I didn't know a wookiee could do that.
by Wookiee_not_Wookie
Lady: Oh, I love you so much /Han: Ahh, thanks Mom!
by La Banda Dorka
hmmm i wonder if anyone is making a funny caption about us now?
by obi kurtnobi
They BOTH fell for the look in the kaleidoscope joke?!
by Darth Soda Pop
"Whaddya mean the WOOKIE owes me the life debt?"
by Darth Gonzo
"Ten thousand, all in advance"
by Darth Gonzo
"Leia? Leia who?"
by Skaiwalkuh
"Greedo, I'd like you to meet Greta. I won her in a game of sabacc."
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut
"Greedo, I still can't believe your facelift! Did you get it at the same place as Palpatine?
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut (Again)
Cut Scenes: Episode 4
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut (Again)
Before Han's character was fully developed, "Han" was, in fact, "Hitna," a female smuggler from Cartonia. Han's addition was so last-minute that some scenes were shot with Hitna. She is seen here.
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut (Again)
And then the force.net humor staff realized that they had ran out of good pictures to use, luckily someone found this poor quality Harrison Ford photo in the trash
by Darth Bob
Princess Leia looks REAL bad in the Tatooine evening...
by Sarl Cagan
Lucas was not ready to give up "Hitna," and he tried to have her replace Greedo in this scene, with luck similar to Greedo's.
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut (Again)
"Hey, Greedo, you see that creepy woman on my shoulder? Yeah, she's been following me around all week."
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut (Again)
Make that 2, that's right 2 Jango Fett shakes with dewback sprinkles.
by Leopoldian
Chewbacca had shaved his body earlier that week, and Han was ecstatic with the results.
by A (Happily) Anonymous Nut (Again)
"Mulder, this is too weird for an X-File. Harrison Ford actually believes he is Han Solo"
by Joel Dick
That's an interesting fighter you have on Naboo. A combination between piss yellow and puke green...
by Dagger
In-garda de-Jabba Baby.
by Judd-I Nighty-Night
Hey, this rooms taken, pal
by WookiesRock
...you see Leia... She's just a friend... -Last Words of Han Solo-
by Anime Master
oh, hi Leia....um this isnt what you think....
by BrenDarklighter
Of course, Chewie's new haircut wasn't well-received by EVERYONE
by Matthew Domville
"listen, Leia she meant nothing to me, I swear it, hey what are you doing with that Blaster?!?"
by JEDI-MIKE_87
Of course, Chewie's new haircut wasn't well-received by EVERYONE
by Matthew Domville
"Luke, take off my underwear!"
by Kier Nimmion
What the falcan was really for.
by Angel
"Now there's something you don't see every day".
by dave
by Ghost Leader
What do you mean we gotta go now? I have 2000 credits to spend here.....
by TheWeenMan
Sometimes you just know when Han Solo is stoned...
by Jade's Fire2003
Han Solo could never beat the reputation of having a girl at every starport
by "Big Cat" Sniegowski
The Princess falls more deeply in love with Han after smelling his new carbonite cologne
by Jeffbee13
Han: "I feel wonderful."
by Tyria-chan
Wow Chewie...That's an awsome facelift.
by Jedi Master Trudics
Ya know, I think I do see the picture. It's a rabbit right?
by Padawan Drew
Han and Chewie after a shave.
by Moron
Let me get this straight, you want me to take you to this planet, LV-426, and kill WHAT?
by Gary T
Can't you see I'm a little busy at the moment to take you to the Alderaan system? How much did you say? Excuse us, Jenny. Me and the old man have some serious business to discuss.
by Dave
Han Solo: "Girl, I am sooo stoned right now"
by Michael David Lee
oh geez not another farm boy and another crazy old coot....(both the girl and han) HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!!
by Darth-Demented
Hmm, you woul would have thought that they would have cleaned that last bit of Gredo up there.
by Hmm
After some critical mid-life crisis, George learns a thing or two from the movie "BLOW"
by Emperor Poopitine
"Honey, do you see that green slimeball with the ugly snout at the bar? I'm going to go kick his but."
by Jedi Master Rick
Girl: "Stop looking at me like that" Han: "Why?" Girl: "It makes me uncomfortable" .................. Get it? From the trailer? ……………Oh man that was terrible.
by WedgeWing
"Who's scruffy-lookin'? If you can't tell, why should we?"
by Chani of the Force
Leia... I can explain everthing!
by Linda_MaraJade
Wow! That old man can hold his own with that ............light .........sword....... thingy. Anyways. Where were we?…… Oh yeah. How you doin?
by Kevin Floda
SHWING!!!!
by JagSilverstone
"Oh, here comes Greedo. Step back and watch me screw with him."
by Darth Bludgeon
And you say they call this "marijuana?"
by Dano
Don't worry, Leia is gone for at least a week!
by Dark One
Uh, Luke... Let's not tell your sister about this. You know how she is, with the force-throwing of objects and stuff. OK?!
by Obi Von Mando
HI Leia! She my cousin, really!
by Obi Von Mando
Jar Jar's hide!
by Obi Von Mando
by Han: Oh, hi Leia.
What's the point?! They'll just cut this scene anyway...
by Lord Babble
"Yes, Greedo, you can assure Jabba that we were NOT just making out."
by Jedi Master Bob
"Ooh, isn't that the Pinhead dude from Hellraiser?" "No, that's just Greedo"
by Willy Jeff
Well, I'll put it this way...she likes it both ways, and there's not as much hair to deal with.
by JediCrackBaby
I'm Pimp Solo, and this is Solo Ho.
by Jedi Eskay Jee
Bria who?
by Leela
"As a matter of fact I did order the Shirley Temple. It's for her, if it's any of your business."
by Arlyn
Three. Why?
by Craig Gaddis
Han: Where did you get this picture? Uh, it was a long time ago, I didn't even KNOW Leia!
by Uncreative cretin #3
Leia? Leia Who? Never heard of her.
by Clint Schroeder
Special modifications? Certainly not there!!!
by JOEY CRACK
"He's doing how many more movies?"
by martoQ
If only Harrison had the last word on choosing who would play Greedo.
by Darth Bandeko
I can see how we "missed" Greedo shoot first in the original presentation of Star Wars, but there is no way in Hell we would have missed that babe sitting next to him. DAMN YOU GEORGE, STOP MESSING.
by Gideon
Han: "Okay, you want her for an hour? That will be $1000 credits." Farm boy: "A THOUSAND! I could almost buy my own for that much." Han: "Yeah, but who is going to teach her to fly you. You?"
by Philemon
Oh yeah? I just DARE you to cut her out of the scene...go ahead... I double dare you...
by snowdog83
"Yeah, I was chased Stormtroopers and a big stone ball, whats it to you?"
by Joel
by Kids mommy and daddy were having thair s
Leia, No! It's not what you think...
by Padawan Kenobi
C.E.
by Lea I can explain every thing!
But Leia we're just friends. Honest!
by Dancin' Homer
Look, who's coming to dinner.
by Christopher
Got a wookie in my pocket, baby, and he's ready to roar.
by Christopher2
Who knew being a scoundrel would get me women? ,-)
by SithEye
... and this is my sister Hanna Solo
by Stavr0
"Han, here comes that Greedo guy again. Try to the 'under-the-table' blaster trick on him."
by Congrat J. M.
You've called me Scruffy Looking Nerf Herder for the last time!
by Shema2000
Whoa!....good nyborg maaan....
by Ian Brackley
Sometimes Han would dip into whatever he was smuggling
by Ian Brackley
So am I gonna be some kind of grandfather in Episode 7 or what??
by Brian
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "Yah, I didn't know wookies could dance!"
by Seth
What do you mean "200 credits"?
by Darth Weyen
"What God? You mean I get to have a career after this?"
by Master Logray
Leia, I swear this is not what you think.
by RJ B1
"Hey Greedo, she ain't your girl no more!"
by jaesolo
Lucas' new ultimate special edition: Star Wars: A New Hope- with CGI inserts of Catherine Zeta Jones
by Screvato
Lucas' new ultimate special edition: Star Wars: A New Hope- with CGI inserts of Catherine Zeta Jones
by Screvato
You'll be in the movie, trust me. I'll meet you in my trailer.
by The Cheetah Master
Yeah, the resolution sucks in here....
by Mark Tordik
I told you it could be arranged. Come right in, Chewie..
by Aubri
by "this is a'u', not x-rated.ill get you"!
Hey Luke, you did put the autopilot on right?
by Dark Jedi Wiley
I know, the Wookie was better looking!
by Stephen P Coffey
Han slept with Leia's little sister??
by Bobby Buggles
by
Han: "Look, there goes Mark Hamill's career
by Bash
Oh .. hi Leia ... now I know what this looks like ....
by 2000AD
So the 1st movie was actually episode 4 and then 4th movie is actually episode 1.
by Dark Jedi Wiley
Leia's where?!
by Gio
George, you have got to put Chewie in EP3. Ever since he heard about that Vector Prime incindent he hasn't been himself lately.
by Dark Jedi Wiley
George, I think saying I'm JarJar's son is going a bit too far!
by Dark Jedi Wiley
I'll be home late from work tonight honey, I got this weird charter..old guy...said something about saving the universe..keep dinner on the hotplate
by Mike Gunther
the real reason han stayed behind
by Jaro Warren
Obiwan: I see you've met your sister!
by Dorky maul
Obiwan to Han: I see you've met your sister!
by Dorky maul
If that's synchronized swimming, count me out.
by Mark Rosenthal
"Leia! what are you doing here!?"
by giberwitz
"Leia! what are you doing here!?"
by giberwitz
Red-handed? What do you mean, Leia?
by Corran Antilles
"Um, Han clan'Solo, The lady Vader will be very displeased if she found out you were flirting with someone else again"
by Consort of Lady Vader
Dear Lisa, Love is.... (I'm sorry Chris, I had to. Please don't hurt me.)
by Jedi Bib
Han: Well, we're facing impending doom, the world is in danger of total annihalation, and..... Say- Is that your perfume?
by Uzethe4c3@aol.com
Lucas in some of his other ideas for the Special Edition decided that Han Solo needed a babe...
by Ken
These aren't the tonsils you're looking for...
by HaHaRich
"Nah, I think I'd prefer my partner to be a big hairy guy, George."
by Darth_Guy
Moments before the place blew up, Han tells Leia "So, I ran into an old girlfriend. You got a problem with that?"
by Dia Passek
"Yes Princess, I am the pimp master"-Han solo
by Panra
Scaramouche! Scaramouche! Will you do the Fan-dan-go?
by Jar Jar Bites
Chewie! You don't pick up women by showing the the size of your bowcaster!
by Glen Patterson
"LEIA! let me explain! what had hapened was, i was feeling sorry for chewie and kinda lost it and she took me to her room...wait NO!" Han Solo has not been heard from since....
by JMAN86
by
Your right Han, Cable TV is much better
by Son of Sith
Sadly, Chewbaccas new haircut had backfired, and no he had to relentlessly reject Han's come ons.
by Theorizer
Han says "Hey honey, see that kid over by the bar pointing and staring at us? Why don't you go see what he wants. Oh yeah, and get me another beer while your up."
by Dax Bladerunner
Leia... heh... um... What are you doing home so early?
by Tucker
Han - "Do you see what I see?" girl - "Yeah, that old guy's actually wearing a bath robe! And I betcha it's not even an Armani"
by Dax Bladerunner
TOP STORY: han visits his b-otches on tatooine. (picture taken by the galactic enquirer)
by ob1
y'know i think i've lost the plot in this "attack of the clones movie" jeez is this star wars!?
by blue max
"aaah" han slips his hand round his date's sholders while in the movies
by blue max
"we have to SHARE a dressing room!?! ok then..."
by blue max
Han - "Well that's the real catch here isn't it. Then she's gonna cost a bit extra. 10,000! And hey, farmboy, if she doesn't make you cry then I'll knock 2,000 off the top."
by Dax Bladerunner
why are these walls made of this crappy concreate? lost all the budget on paying the same actor for the clones?
by blue max
not very good lighting in here
by blue max
han shuffles closer
by blue max
Couple looking for third
by Darth Morfyus
In the Special Edition, Greedo missed Han because he was really aiming at Han's lady-friend.
by Crimson_Jedi
Han: Oh No! It's Leia! Woman: Oh No! It's Luke!
by DarthMark_
Whatchoo sayin' 'bout my girl? WHATCHOO SAYIN'?!
by Shmuely
Honey, where did my toe jam go?
by Vinny Haynes
You and the old man? 15,000 for both of you. And no droids!
by schooly
"If you're sleeping with another woman again, I'm going to finally shag that walking carpet of yours...Chewie baby!!!"
by Jedi Bluto
A Little More To The Left, Don't You Think?
by Jedi Girl
HAN!! Are you cheating on me?!Han-Leia?(drunk)Yes, i mean no. i mean..Leia- You cheated on me with a stripper!! I thought we were in love!!!Han-Leia....Leia-Don't you Leia me.I'm leaving! Good bye!
by Alli Jinn
She means nothing to me, I swear!!!
by Darth Jersey
Girl: "What the hell is that, Han?" Off-screen: "Meesa Jar-Jar Binks!"
by Aquasquish
::Staring at George Lucas performing the Macarena::
by Aaron
"I am completely stupified....."
by Aaron
10 bucks says this shot wont be in the movie!
by JEDICOW
Why are we the only humans in this bar?
by JEDILOG
Lady, you're in my light! Now go get me a beer!
by JEDIMOUSE
Hey check that out it's some old guy with a dumb looking kid HEY KID GET A HAIR CUT
by Bob Dunlock
Hey check that out it's some old guy with a dumb looking kid HEY KID GET A HAIR CUT!
by Bob Dunlock
So, you getting in line for Episode 2
by JEDIFISH
Although Han has told her aliens do in fact exist, and the wookie who just entered is one of them, Agent Scully remains skeptical, insisting it's just Skinner dressed as King Kong..
by JB_TS
"Did you say I couldn't have a drink with the lady?"
by JediEwok Elizabeth
In yet another 'Special Edition' of A New Hope, we see Han Solo flirting with the Cantina barfly
by jokabofe
Hey, maybe that Dr. Evazan guy can fix up the right half of your face!
by Not a female secretary
"Heheh!! I got me a new girlfriend!! Wooohooo!!! I guess the divorce with Leia was a good idea after all!!"
by Jedi Nimrod
Why is the gothic chick from Blair Witch 2 next to me?
by Jedi Nimrod
Maybe if I sit next to her Greedo won't try to shoot at me....
by Jedi Nimrod
"I didn't know they had that here."
by Master Navik
Lady: "Oh, no...here comes Ms. Hunny Buns"
by Solomon
Carrie Fisher looks pretty bad in this picture....
by chr0no
Oh, hi Leia
by darthsunrider
Look at the legs on her.....they're hipnotizing.
by Christian Alex
Look, your flight to Alderaan will have to wait till the morning.
by DarthPaPa
I don't know Do you really think that he will grow up to be a Dark lord of the sith? I mean he is kind of skinny.
by RBLPLT
Leia: Oh Han, the moon is so beautiful tonight! Han: That's no moon...that's a space station!
by Darth Insidious
Replicants, Clones, same difference
by Lord Gimmestrength
Routine retirement of a replicant, err ... clone
by Lord Gimmestrength
Umm...High Leia
by old_jawa
Woman: "Han, that's my ex-boyfriend at the bar." Han: "Who, the one with the flippers?"
by bluearcade
Woman: "Han, that's my ex-boyfriend at the bar." Han: "Who, the one with the flippers?"
by bluearcade
Do you know who this is greedo cause I sure dont!
by Jorall
Hey, she may not be much to look at, but she's got it where it counts.
by Black Sun
"Uh....hi....Leia. Nice.....blaster."
by Chad Evans
"Wow. Shooooower sceeene."
by Chad Evans
Is that a blaster in you pocket, or are you just pleased to see me Han?
by Darth Roach
Leia: What's that over there?
by Robert Gilbert & Matthew Begg
"If they play that Cher song ONE more time, I swear I'm pulling a blaster on the jukebox'
by eamonh
Chewie?! Uh...Its not what it looks like!
by eamonh
This is not the chick you're looking for. Move along.
by Durham
This picture captioning has been featured in specialized letterbox format
by Exar Kun
Leia: How dare you? I spend all of my time, thinking that you love me, and then I find you with her! I want a divorse!
by FIRSTFUNGUS
So this is where Han was when Luke and Ben first entered the bar...
by Exar Kun
Bothan Private Eye Agency discovers than Mr. Solo´s stay at Jabbas Palace was not as unpleasant as Leia tought.
by Darth Guacamole
COULD IT BE, IS HAN CHEATING ON THE PRINCESS??
by Cole
"Yeah, i bought your girlfriend a Michelob Light, so what?"
by jedimasterlehrling
Part of the deleted "Strip Club" scene from A New Hope
by Miker-Mike
Hi honey. . .ummm, uhhh,
Soon Han had Leia's lightsaber jabbed up his nose
"ok ok leia, the twins need changing....see this young lady here is going to be our new nanny"
Why Han was sleeping on the couch
Are you talking to me?...
The X-wing files it's Special Agent Solo and his sidekick Special Agent Checbacca.
"Okay Mom, I gave you your hug, now let go!"
"Uh,oh . My dad's here" Han:"watch me blow him away like greedo"
"Yeah baby, I promise you'll make the final cut. Trust me! I know the director!"
I'm sorry, honey, but that hairdo was really starting to get to me
It's my pistol she's holding! Honest!"
"...And over there is where Obi-Wan chopped that dude's arm off."
You think I should tell Lucas that this Jar Jar spinoff isn't gonna work?
"Kiss me, I'm Solo"
I have a bad feeling about this, Chyna.
Han: ".....nothin, watchin the game havin a bud" Woman: "True, true"
"Yea, so what if she is my sister"
One of those long Lucus Arts meeting agein
This girrl rigghht here hicup this is the girl.
1 wine, 23 beers.
You hear that?
You hear that? Yup, is the song. Send in the clones?!
How Lando Met Solo
Contrary to popular belief, Chewie, when well shaved, was rather good looking...
"You like me because I'm a scoundrel, there aren't enough scoundrels in your life"
And then F.B.I. Agent Monica Reyes once again ruined another great series.
And then F.B.I. Agent Monica Reyes once again ruined another great series.
After the disastrous decision to make Greedo shoot first, Lucas decides that Greedo is too violent altogether and digitally replaces him with Monica Reyes from the X-Files.
After the disastrous decision to make Greedo shoot first, Lucas decides that Greedo is too violent altogether and digitally replaces him with Monica Reyes from the X-Files.
"Yeah, I'm her pimp - it'll be 25 Trugatts for thirty minutes, 150 Trugatts for an hour."
Hey, Baby... Chewie ain't my ONLY big hairy sidekick...
"Wow, those squirrels are really going at it!"
An alternate reality where Greedo underwent a complex species/sex change. Here seen trying to buy Han a drink.
Why do we always sit in the front row at the theater? I get a crink in my neck and I just can't enjoy the movie!!!
"Is it just me, or is that a flying cookie?"
Uhh...Leia I can explain.....
This picture mysteriously disappeared once Leia was around.
(Han) "I'll be glad when this band is done so you, Grace, and the rest of Jefferson Airplane can show them how to rock!"
Hmmm! I don't think you should change the name of the band, Grace. Jefferson Airplane is just fine.
(Han thinking...) This woman is Hot!! She looks just like Grace Slick of Jefferson Airplane.
(Han thinking...) If we don't get some service soon, I'm shooting someone!!
Solo: "She'll make point-5 past Crouching Tiger...She's good enough for ya'.."
Hey babe, just don't tell Leia you and I were here.
Look at the size of his blaster!!
Are you talkin' to me?
After about ten beers, Greedo looked a lot more attractive to Han...
10,000? All in Advance? I could almost buy my own Brothel with that!
Yoda's not suppost to be that big
"This isn't what it looks like, Leia..."
leia.......... meet dorkiss..... my new girlfriend...
leia! didnt expect to see you here.....
Oh, Hi Leia, you didn't know that I'm bigamy?
Yeah, Leia, I'm ditching you for this chick!
Greedo, if you wanna miss me, hit the chick.
Just think about it Chewie...the debonaire smuggler with his loyal wookie along with his own Xena: warrior princess.
Yeah, well Chewie, chicks don't always dig tall hairy guys.
Vous voyez mon ami Lando, les belles femmes m'adore.
Han: "YEAH!? Well at least I *HAVE* a girlfriend!"
Got milk?
"Doesn't this pink dress make Jabba look fat?" "Yerk!"
Han and Chewie after Chewie let Han shave him
Alderaan? Can't you see I got a lady here mister?
"Captain Solo, do you see my four twin sisters in gold bikinis over there? We were hoping you could give us all safe passage to the 'Planet of Heated Body Lotions'.... Captain Solo? ....Hello?"
As Han's date discovered, Han had just as big a dark side as Darth Vader's
Hey babe, I didn't ask to be frozen.
With Mulder gone, Scully decides to pick up a new partner.
Han Solo after 10 cups of beer.
Uh, yes...I'll have the lobster tail with baked potato and my lady friend here will just have a small side salad
"Aw, man, not THOSE two again... the fat one isn't so bad... he doesn't say much... but the skinny blonde one... all he DOES is talk about smokin' spice and mackin' with the Twi'lek dancers."
"Not like it bothers me, Han, but does Chewbacca HAVE to stand there watching us?"
Is that another flashlight?
ow
Girl: "Check out the light sabre on that guy" Solo: "What are you implying?"
Before he was a smuggler, Han Solo was your average pimp.
TheForce.Net is gonna get crammed with all the pimp jokes.
What are you looking at!?!??!
Him-"Look, the Death Star." Her-"Look, a tree." Him-"Curses, you win this round"
Thoughts inside GL's head:"Man, if I could only get Harrison to pronounce her name then I could keep that character!"
"I spy with my little eye, something beginning with D." "Death Star" "Nope" "Bloody was! I saw you look at it!" "No, it was.......dirt." "Dirt? On Coruscant?"
yea babe, you see that plie over there, that was Greedo- I shot him.
photo taken seconds before an old man dismembers a bar patron
evidently Heidi Fleiss has an "outpost" on Tatooine
"Go away, Chewie, I don't care if some old guy wants a trip to Alderaan! Can't you see I'm trying to score!" And thus was history altered, ensuring the eternal dominion of the Empire.
Woman: What a geeky little farmboy! Han: Are You an angel?
Something in this picture isn't right, but I can't seem to put my finger on it. Maybe I should ask Leia.
Han:"Man do I have one heck of a hangover!"
Stare at the walls, say something dumb, stare at the walls. These are the things that stoned people do.
Uh-oh. seems like humans from planet earth have come to destroy us! But NO!! Their hot air balloon burst and... DUCK!!
anus is good!
HFord-"Well If your gunna make Greedo shoot first...Add in some random chick so Han gets laid?? Ok George?"
But I swear, it's not my fault! She kissed me first!! Leia, put down that blaster!
And that boy will be my partner in the next films!!!???
Han: "What on earth is THAT?!?!"
Han: "What on earth is THAT?!?!" woman: "I don't know, but I'm quite sure it's not anything on earth!"
BRIA THAREN????????????
Hey! I didn't know that other Star Wars actors could do the cool half light face/dark face like Luke did in ROTJ!!
At the cantina of the Mos Eisley Scully finally gave in to Mulder and admitted that the aliens really exist
han solo and the tea girl caught in the act
"chewie, i swear she means nothing to me"
A little privacy PLEASE!!!!!
In George Lucas' Special Specail Edition Han Solo is now portrayed as a Swinging Bachelor who's always got the ladies on his tail...much like action star James Bond.
"Han... Han, are we looking at the same thing?"
It's not what it looks like! Honest! Come on Leia, put down the blaster.
These two are experiencing the worst torture known to man: watching all 79 episodes of Star Trek (with the Holiday Special in the picture-in-picture)
You don't have to be a Jedi to predict what Leia's going to do when she sees this
Oh, that fells good!
one the next episode of galaxy lovers, han is found cheating on leia with her cousin, veronica
What? What?
Bond. James Bond.
Suck me Beautiful!
And we have here the Jenny picture. Where did you dig up that old fossil?
Oh, tha'th just tho thstrange.. Ohth well, buh bye.
Meryl Streep and Harrison Ford in "Kramer vs. Smuggler"
A steamy moment on the Star Wars edition of Dismissed in which Leia is unfortunatley in time out whilst her competition put the moves on Han.
Baby, have I ever told you your eyes look like those twin suns out there???
Hey! Don't use that lightsaber on Chewie!!! *old drunk wizard*
"oh...leia. uh this is my uh...buisness partner, uh..stephany..."
Han I think Yoda is dislexic. He keeps saying stuff backwards...
are hes your whife
But dear, when you said you weren't a committee, I thought you meant you wanted threesome.
Han " The bill is 3,000 credits?! 3,000 credits! 3,000 CREDITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ok , here it is "
I'm Solo.. Han Solo
Han: It's not waht you think, honest! Woman: Yes it is.
It's a business relationship Leia. Honest!
"Holy crap!! Did you see that old guy chop off that walrus fella's arm?! Oh, well. As long as they don't hit ME up for a ride.....
if you want to buy her, its 10000 all in advance
Oooooooh, that feels good!
Creo que tenemos que conocer a otras personas, asi que No aparescas mas en mi vida!!!
"Leia! Back so soon?"
Who said "Pimpin' ain't easy?"
"Hey! Move your stupid head! I can't see the screen!"
Are you absolutely sure Greedos blaster wont go off?!?
Respect my Gangsta!
*YAWNS* A new superweapon. Tsk. We must be in another book by Anderson.
Oh, God, here comes Jar Jar again! What was Lucas thinking?
Fly you to where? I don't know kid.... What's your sister look like?
She said she was over 18 !
so that's the way thier species do it
Jenny:"Who's the kid." Han:"Luke, what are you doing here?Where's Leia? Don't tell her you saw me here
Han, what would Leia say?!
" If I were you, I think I'd get out of that seat in a couple of minutes."
Star Wars, Episode IV - Super Ultra Edition II - "No, really, he didn't use tongue first."
Hans' secret love was short lived, however, when Sonny unexpectedly burst into the Cantina.
Ewan Kenobi
Wait, Leia, I can explain!
"Uh, leia! I thought you were out of town! She means nothing to me! Wait! Put that blaster down! NOOOOOOOOO!"
"Uh, leia! I thought you were out of town! She means nothing to me! Wait! Put that blaster down! NOOOOOOOOO!"
George: "Miss? Could you scoot more to your right? Just a little more.. Better yet, why don't ya just stand up and go walk over there? That's good." And with that, Lucas made history.
MATTHEW HOPPER
"Where are those pizzas?"
Han who is this Lea chick, she's nobody baby
"I think my eyes are getting better. Instead of a big dark blur, I see a big light blur."
Can I dance with your date?
"Leia sweetie, she was just asking if I knew how to use the force"
Is that a gun under the table or are you just pleased to see me!
Maybe I can hide from Jabba on that Amish planet.
Ughh.. look across the bar... its greedo... Can't that loser find any new friends? Hes coming this way.. I better go.
Originaly, Han's sidekick was going to be Mara Jade
"I just can't take my eyes off that picture!" "Neither can I."
"Chewie doesn't look half bad shaved, does he?"
Chewie finally shaved for a night out.
You gotta problem with it your worshipfulness?
Unknown to Luke and Obi-Wan, there was another person in that booth at the Mos Eisley Cantina...
"I'm sure glad that you're the designated driver"
life is like a box of chocolates
Yeah, I think your right... funny.. they don't look Drewish.
Quick, look now! No, no.. over there, in the robe. I'm telling ya, he brushed against me on the way in,... and I don't think that was a lightsaber in his pocket.
"Hey, Leia, looks like you'vr been replaced!"
Who you lookin at?
Eirtae
Eirtae
Ha, look at that stupid farmboy.
Leia? I don't know a Leia?
Originally, Chewie was cast as a woman and Han was supposed to say: "Droids don't pull people's arms off when they lose, PMS'ing women have been known to do that."
Woman: Han, what's that large greyish triangle floating up there in space?!
Removing Angelica Houston from this shot was George's worst move.
"Alright, have it your way. But if you cut her out of this scene, I going to shoot that green guy first and there won't be a thing you can do to change it!"
what do you mean this isn't chewie?
"Did I ever tell you guys the time where I made the Kessel Run in 12 parsecs"
"Um... would you believe she was an old school friend?"
"Um... would you believe she was an old school friend?" "No" "Luke's friend?" "Nope. You are so dead." "Sister?" "REALLY?!"
"What YOU lookin' at?"
Lets make this quick, if "her royal highness" sees this, she'll have Luke whine at and then use the force to beat the snot out of me.
"who on tattooine is that?" "i dont know but ill find out" "be careful Han" "hey, its me(grin)"
So what you saying is that I got more hairspray than Grace Slick here?
" Uhoh. Um, Leia, this isn't what it looks like
So.......it popped OUT of his chest? Sheesh that's nothing, try smelling roasted Rodian.
"George, I'll shoot the whole Ewok scene again as long as you PROMISE never to make me kiss Leia's stunt double again!"
Look honey, it's another one of those crazy old men and his whining sidekick
Every time I meet a good woman, she winds up being edited.
Princess? What princess?
Sure he's a walking carpet, but just imagine him shaved. Ack!!
Someone's looking for us! Chewie, put your Wookiee suit back on!
I promise I'll get Jabba's money, I'm just getting a little sidetracked.
"This here is a picture of my girlfriend. She's the one on the left."
Got Milk?
"Leia! I was just, uh... talking to Jeneane Girafelo...:
Do you really need a caption...the looks on thier faces are funny enough.
the truth is out there
"No, Chewy, we CANNOT have a menage a trois!!"
episode i
woman: "Harrison, are you sure that thing is harmless?" Harrison: "Of course I - oh my God! Did you see that?! IT JUST ATE CARRIE FISHER!!!"
no luke this isn't my sister, (gee you just have to bring me down to you're level)
Han thinks:"Wow! Scully's put her arm around me!! I'm a lucky Nerf-herder!! yey! Better act casual!"
Han never mentioned his FIRST marriage to Leia.
a;dkadasd
Angelica Huston: You mean I don't have any lines?
Scully: "He's no Fox Mulder, but he can sure do that parsec run really fast!"
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good woman at your side.
Han's former sidekick, Rebecca the Nookie
Listen, honey, it's been fun visting the Battlestar Galactica set. But... holy cow... I think I hear the Star Trek Voyager set calling me...
I've got a confession Han, by day I'm a princess but by night I'm a wookie. And I think Chewbacca is my true love.
What? I happen to like nice women!
Angry after the "Greedo shirts first" fiaso, Harrison Ford requested that ILM insert the new and improved Chewbacca character.
Yes, but... is it art?
What's it gonna take to get you to introduce ol' Han to your little sister, the good-looking Judd?
Ughhhh baby I can explain....
"There's something up there, Mulder." "I've been saying that for years."
Bow Chicka Bow Bow!!
"well as a matter of fact i do think carbonite freezing should be band.
"well as a matter of fact i do think carbonite freezing should be band.
Apparently Han happens to like nice women
after sex hans said "i thought they smelled bad on the outside"
Wuhur's lookin' nice today.
That's right, Greedo. She's mine. Keep walkin'.
Jenny I got your number!
Harrison Ford and Catherine Zeta Jones seen here in "The Mask of Solo"
Listen.....The Wookies are mating.
"she may not look like much, but she's got it where it counts"
Is the King
Chewbacca, you shaved!....damn you look good.
George are you sure this "CGI" will put the other half of my face on the film.
Han Solo wonders: "What am I doing here watching this stupid romance movie and...hey...she's not Leia..."
What the Wookie looks like after too many Cantina drinks!
That's not your old boyfriend, Jabba, is it?
Now Baby, you know I love you, but I gotta go break up a romance between a farmboy & his hot sister.
"Is it just me or does Chewie look younger with his hair back?"
Woman: Hey Han. Who's that angry broad with the hairbuns walkin' towards us? Han: Oh nobody (To himself: Oh crap! It's my wife!).
"You think if we sit here really really still, Greedo won't see us?"
Han Solo: "What the hell is a kessal run?"
So she's no Princess Leia, at least this one's here.
yeah, I ditched leia and got a REAL woman
"Gee, Leia, you should really start wearing makeup more often!"
"Huh I didn't know a stormtrooper could fit that many Jawas in his suit"
Lady: "I've been waiting for this a long time." Han: "I bet you have."
uh...that doesn't look like Princess Leia
So you wanna buy some spice huh? I got spice..
"Remember, 94. Docking Bay 94. And bring someone for my furry friend over there."
"oh my God! what is she wearing?" for her, for him - "What a HOTTIE!"
Say, is that a lightsabre in your pocket?
George, I kinda dig the Mediterranean look... can we have a rewrite?
'I'll bet you have!' BANG! 'Uhh... Harrison, she was the lighting assistant... Greedo's still in make-up.'
"Get down babe, a chunk of Greedo's brain hit that Stormtrooper..."
Han: Was that you're dad comming in
"The name's Falfa. Al Falfa."
Don't worrie Leia's not around, So how about that kiss????
"Are you sure Leia doesn't know we're here, Solo?"
Luke I am Your father
girl "don't you see it" Han:" I still have no i dea where you are looking.....ohh no i see it....oh m y god its hideous" off screen Shrek: "thats no very nice its just a wookie
jmaster_tahl
Ford and an aide look puzzled after Lucas explains how Greedo will shoot first...and miss...from 2 feet away.
Who's scruffy lookin'?
They're watching us...
Star Wars 90210
Ooh! Left! Right! Jab! Uppercut to the left shoulder!
Must.....watch...television...
WHAT! You're filming this!?!
Bright light! Bright light!
Uhoh...
What do you mean republic credits are no good here?!
good here?!
Woman: I have a bad feeling about this, Solo- I mean Mulder!
What!?!,...I didn't know she was Greedo's girl!
(slobbering drunk) leia! didnt s'pect to see ...you here
Im sorry, Han, youre not an idealistic frontier cowboy, and i dont see your dream.
(off camera) Jabba wants his woman back! Han: But this time I got the money!
hey Han- just because those dancers are hotter than I could ever be, does this mean we can't be together?
"Han! Is this machine equipment show really you're idea of a romantic date?"
"Han! Is this machine equipment show really you're idea of a romantic date? Besides-that fat mechanic just winked again."
So anyway my friend Luke and I are going to go pick up some chick at the DeathStar you wanna come?
George first went for a Goth look.
Another one caught with Monica L.
sorry George, I thought you said 'Star Whores'!
I KNEW smuggling Viagra would pay off eventually!
Chewie, you're fired!
you've never heard of me? I can hold out for less than 12 parsecs!
Princess who? Tell cinnamon buns I'm busy!
Someone gotta pimp dem intergalactic ho's!
Hey Lando! You lost her to me fair & square.
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you going to kill Greedo?
Jaicen, Jaina, meet your new Mom!
That's right baby, call me Indy...I mean Daddy.
Sorry for the mess, got any napkins?
She's fast enough for the old man.
Guess I won't be going hand-solo anymore!
that's right baby, I AM a Jedi. Wanna see my lightsaber?
Hi Honey, she's just a friend! I swear on the Farce!
Waiter! There's a girl in my seat.
And I got this scar on my chin from blowing up both of the Death Stars.
Why are they cloning little boys when there's girls like you around?
That's right, I know Darth...I mean, I am his son-in-law.
Pimp masta S
what chewbacca really looks like when (s)he shaves int he morning
Hail to the king, baby
my god your fat ED
"What do you mean you havent been introduced, its just chewie, he went to the barbers yesterday"
(off screen) "hi I'm luke", solo: I have a bad feeling about this.
Yeh..hic...Chewie dose look...burp..kinda sexy in this light.
You mean you have never heard of the Mellenium Falcon, Winona
If this "Star Wars" gig doesn't catch on, at least I still look like Wynona Judd, but you could be outta luck carpenter boy.
Yes Greedo, you're sister's with me now.....
"Suddenly, Greedo wasn't looking so bad after all..."
Han my groovy boogie, i'd like to strap you on sometime
Sigourney Weaver and Harrison Ford team up again for Working Girl 2.
Sit down ya stupid bitch, I'm watch Star Wars
Han: (to women) Ever notice how the camera crew breaks in on the worst moments possible. (To camera crew) Do you mind!?)
Hanny-Wanny, those Jawas keep staring at me
Here comes Leia . You better get out of here before she sees you.
PEEKERS!
picture of catherene zeda jones and michel douglas if he were her age, and she was his
Im Han Duet, Hans Solos Brother!
Im Han Duet, Hans Solos Brother!
never mind the caption who is that woman?!
I told you Gredo, I ain't pimpin' out any of my girls to you and your low-life friends!!
Strike This!
Always knew there was a girl before Liea
Han- "The truth is out there..."
Hey Lucas!!! Is this extra wearing a mask or is her face real??
Well, do driods rip arms out of their sockets?
Waiting for the judging results of Han's last gymnastics routine....7.5....7.5....9.8.....5.4......5.7.....
bounty hunter: lets see...dingy hangout, girl on arm, stoned...must be the real han solo
SUCK ME BEAUTIFUL
I don't care how much money you have, I'm not gonna smuggle you past the blockade from Kandahar. Boba was just asking me where you were!
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by origluke2: Steve D
by origluke2: Steve D
by origluke2: Steve D
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by bexter
by bexter
by Fat Bonaparte!
by Boy most fat
by Jango Fett can fly!
by Jango Fett can fly!
by Jango Fett can fly!
by Boy most fat!
by General VeerZ
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by Jer Jer Birk
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by Dax Bladerunner
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by Leia? I don't know a Leia.
by Ha, look at that stupid farmboy.
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by Eirtae
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by Moby5000
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by Emperor Palpatim
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by Darth Weyen
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by Chris Alner aka gay boy
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by Steve - Newport, RI
by TK421 cranks it up a couple of quads
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by TK421 cranks it up a couple of quads
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by the Jedi formerly known as Prince Isoder
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by Jayman The Parodyman
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