Rune: I'm sorry sir, I forgot the tray, but I can still take your order
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool

That hat makes your ears look so small
by dennis

Nute: I am NOT pulling your finger!
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool

What you're doing ! It's my turn to dress like Queen Amidala
by Leitalia

So, where can I get a hat like that?
by Jason Johnson

"BANG!"
by Obviously So

Bang!! You're dead.
by Jon Wolfgram

From this angle you look just like.....
by Jason Johnson

"Hey Nute....pull finger!"
by Mr. Refreshing Beverages

What is that thing on you're face? It looks just like Yoda
by

You know that when this is over that were out of a job right?
by

Okay, hand over your wallet.
by ME

You're telling me that's your impression of Leno?
by US

You talkin' to me, are you to me?
by ME

So why do you think everyone has to wear dresses?
by Me

Ya know Yoda could be one of us only really short and with pointy ears and he talks funny. Oh who am I kinding he's a freak.
by ME

Mom, he's pointing at me again!!!
by ME

Waz' Up, quite fooling around with that gangsta' impression, you just can't hack it!
by You

I am not opening my eyes til you get that finger out of my face!
by Him

Come on give it back. Please? No you gotta guess which hand its in first.
by Me\

Purple guy: "No piles of cash in easy to carry bags?" Red guy: "No, sorry sir." Purple guy: (whispers) "Adopt, adapt, improve..." (aloud) "Well all right, I'll just have a pair of stockings then..."
by BobaFett_3

"You Idiot, you let the Queen escape" "Would it help to say 'I'm Sorry'"
by Brandon M. Baker

Hey bitch! Be gitz off my hat! Don't make me pull my nine and bustiz me a cap!
by Jimmy

"see, i told you NOT to wear that to the party..geesh!!!"
by Ize

"Wait, wait, wait. You're Nute Gunray, Ki-Adi Mundi and the Republic Cruiser pilot!?! Who do you think you are? Warwick Davis?"
by HPS99

Hey! I learned this trick from that sith lord guy! Duck!
by Masamune

Pull my finger!
by Timothy Donahue

You talking to me? You talking to me? Well, you must be, because I'm the only one here.
by Timothy Donahue

You're the one who said, "Let's make this deal with the Sith! "
by Timothy Donahue

"I told you we shoul have never let those droids drive!"
by Melted PLastic Yoda

So he puts the blaster to my head like this and says, "Whatchoo got under that gown baby?"
by Newob Laen

"Don't you think it would absolutely beautiful if we put the couch here? It would really give this place more of a cozy, homey feeling."
by Jamananda

Yo, G! Where my dawgs at?
by Timothy Donahue

Lord Strife
by BANG! You're dead.

Don't make me whip out Ezekiel 25:17!
by Oh Behave Kenobi

I mean look at you! Wearing that stupid thing! Don't you know red is soooo out this season. Now we are all wearing purple. Get with the times or I am sure you will meet a horrible demise
by Y2JSuede

Hold on, you have a bug in your hair...
by Sarah Skywalker

Stop flushing Q-Tips down the toilet!
by bye

That hat just isn't working for you.
by Rowan

Rune: One move and I'll poke your eye you little B@#%?*
by Wookie One

Hey, when I do this, my hand looks like a blaster. BANG! Funny, huh?
by Rowan

Okay, you ever dis my mamma again, I blow your brains out, understand?
by Rowan

rune: here is yo new boxing champ NUTE GUNRAY!
by me

So I puts the blaster up to the Emperor's head like this and I says, "You just think you're so tough, huh old man?"
by amisashi

rune slaps nute and says '' who's ya daddy?"
by me

rune: i'am a little tea pot short and stout this is my handle and this is my spout. Nute thinks damn i shoulda hired the max rebo band for entertainment
by me

rune to nute: do u think they will see us in our camoflague? Nute thinks: damn why did i hire and idiot ?
by me

NUTE: Don't even think about it
by Joe Fleet

NUTE GUNRAY: Don't even think about it...
by Joe Fleet

I told that it was bad idea to ask Lord Sidious. But NO! Awww! Shut up.
by Alberto Vasquez

I'm your daddy now.
by slampig

Being defeated, humiliated, and revealed as liars was no match for a good match of Nemoidian static-electricty-tag.
by Tokugawa

Guy on Right:DON'T MOVE!! I'm a Naboo Federal Agentt!!! Guy on Right: SHUT UP!!! I'm Darth Page in disguise, and I'm gonna levitate does blasters over here and blow your ugly Naboo head off!
by Darth Page!

Look, I can see right through your head.
by SunPhish

And you think that this is just my hand.... Ha!
by SunPhish

Does Jabba look like a bitch?
by SunPhish

Lets play Siths and Jedis.
by SunPhish

And then this bastard puts a blaster to my head and says "please Step out of the vechile"
by Govie Wan

You better shut your hole before I bust a cap in your ass
by SunPhish

So then the mugger points his blaster like this...
by SunPhish

Are you sure its not loaded?
by SunPhish

So, if you have a really dumb hostage, you can keep at bay with just your fingers.
by SunPhish

MMMMM..... Earwax.
by SunPhish

That's not your blaster, its on the floor behind you.
by SunPhish

What a crappy magic trick, the blasters not gone, its on the floor.
by SunPhish

You lookin at me??
by Bionichand

We should have been movie producers, not trade agentes, duh!
by Jedi Ricardo

"You should be ashamed of yourself" "What would your mother say?" "Anakin's supposed to get the queen not you!"
by darth shakeer

bang your dead, stop playing around or i'll have the robots kill you.
by Darth DVD

Hey, what's wrong with you? How long has it been since we had a good laugh. I tell ya, Roger has got more humor than those Sith guys.
by Echna Darr

talk to the hand cause the face aint listening
by obi kurtnobi

Boogey.... boogey boogey boogey!!! Gonna touch a boogey!
by Spamitor

Edward amused himself daily by giving Royalty their "wet-willies"...
by Spamitor I

"Pull my finger."
by Chopper

Arthur, having left his glasses at home, surprised everyone when he mistook Chancellor Vigmak for a vending machine.
by Spamitor II

Let me take your temperature...
by Spamitor III

What have I told you about parking your cruiser in my "Employee of The Month" spot?!!!
by Spamitor III

No, no, no, that robe doesn´t match your skin at all!
by Darth Bald

We need a more sinister plan to steal billions after this movie... and I've got just the thing... it involves a little electric mouse and a cat in a microwave...
by Spamitor IV

Bang bang. You're dead.
by Urage-veati

"...And did I mention what HORRIBLE earwax you have there? What do you think the Emperor will say?"
by Urage-veati

"Look, if Lord Sidious tells to ship these 'Phantom Menace' bootlegs across the universe, we DO it!"
by JD Casey

"Now you go to your room this instant!"
by Urage-veati

"Hey, look! The make-up people missed a spot!!"
by Urage-veati

haaay! Was amattar u!
by Jedi Dave

"Okay, so they called you a 'boogerface.' But cheer up. Who's the Viceroy around here, huh? You! Not them. You!"
by JD Casey

Where the HELL did you laid that remote controll to the droids?
by Fredrik Åberg

Where did you laid that remote controll for the droids?
by Fredrik Åberg

stop or i'll shot
by andz 2000

i just noticed how stupid you look, have you seen your self lately
by chuckz2000

what are you doing, well goerge said i have to do this and he'll computer ganerate a gun in my hand, how long do you have to stand like that a week, keep going your doing a good job
by chuckz2000


by

why do you have a mask on your face, a mask on my face what are you on about this is my face,cut that the wrong line, sorry goerge
by chuckz2000

hay stop that its rude to point, sorry, guys guys what are you doing yur in the middle of making a movie here ,he started it
by chuckz2000

what are you doing,shhh i'm trying a jedi mind trick on you you have to be quiet or it wont work, i need the toilet, shhhh you dont need the toilet, i dont need the toilet,cool it works im a jedi
by chukz2000

hay, what, evernoticed how long fingers are,nobut if you dont shut up and stand still for this photoor ill show you how sore they are when they snap
by chukz2000

"Lord Sideous, This is the one who forgot to buy you the twinkies!"
by Paul Anderson

Rune Haako: "Don't make me shoot you: One, two....." Nute Gunray: "Ok, ok...I smashed your Darth Maul Mug""
by Darth Moose

"Lord Sideous, This is the one who forgot to buy you the twinkies!"
by Pizza-The-Hutt

Bitch! wheres my money!
by Dan Solo


by

Pull My Finger!!!
by Richard

"BANG" your dead!
by Greg Dietrich

Don't point that thing at me!
by Greg Dietrich

Don't show me your date last nite!!!
by Greg Dietrich

You can see hear by the small cranial features, large eyes and the poor attempt at fashion, is it a wonder that that this species would soon be extinct...
by Greg Dietrich

Get your finger outa my face!!! I'm gonna tell mom on you!!! MOM!!
by Greg Dietrich

This all your fault!!! I... I... oh, I can stay mad at you!! (Homer Simpson - to a sandwich)
by Greg Dietrich

Boy, your really bad at playing hide & seek...
by Greg Dietrich

"A Sith Lord? Coming here? What shall we do? I mean, look at the place! We've just had a battle, it looks awful! And that floor! Oh, no!"
by tooembarrassedtosay

"Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me!"
by Darth Bane

"I can't believe you forgot to put the milk out for Santa!"
by Darth Bane

Olivier
by Olivier

Not killing the Emperor sooner so he could spend some quality time with his kids
by Naboo Amidala

Just look at you. Where did you think that outfit would get you? Your not going out of this house until you change. & get a hair bleach. Kids...
by Walter Danek


by

That hat. It's just you!
by Jaya

the laser gun didn't kill you and even the light sabre did you no harm, but you cannot escape the FINGER OF DOOM!!!
by yossi machchick - Kefar Yona

Of, course it's your colour. With your complexion you can wear ANYTHING!
by ewok

I TOLD YOU TO PUT GAS IN THE HOVER CAR BEFORE THE BATTLE!
by JMasterK

I told you we should have redecorated this place.Renaissance Italy is out , reptile spaceships are in!
by fraserallan@yahoo.com

WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT! i LOOOVE IT!
by Tooembarrassedtosay

Rune: I will bust a cap in your a$$. Nute: Not in your life mo'fo.
by Jedi_Guardian

And you see here that we remodeled the entire first floor using nothing but a couple of ILMer's and an iMAC.
by bill v

And you see the shadow? It looks just like a little doggie!
by Devn-Ral Gallanti

you're in deep podooo
by Insane

"You will pull my finger." "No I won't" "You will pull my finger" "No I won't, what do you think you're a Jedi or something?"
by Evan Grummell

I'm telling you mister, if you don't tidy up your lego, you don't get any wookie cookies
by mcchuckle

left one: Is it you, bob? right one: No! I'm Matt! Bob is over there! left one: Sorry, pal. the problem is that we all look the same...
by Italian Jedi

I told you to go to the grocery store to pick up flour and a blaster, but nnnnoooo. Your too busy with these Sith and this Blockade. You aren't the man i married.(sob sob)
by KiwiJedi

"She's not cooperating. We must fire our primary weapon. "NO! Not that!" "Yes it must be done! You must pull my finger!"
by sweetjedibrown

See, I told you you'd never impress the Queen with THAT hat!
by Darth Shopping Maul

You're wearing that to the invasion?
by Ianderthal


by

Say, that robe matches your eyes!
by darth_y'all

Bang bang! Yer dead!
by yyuryyubicuryy4me

That head dress just doesn't do it for you, Frank. Try something a little more subtle next time.
by Darth Ludicrous

"Our sensors have been "jammed", sir!" "Wait, let me taste!" (smacking sounds) "Yecch! Gungan Paste! I know who this is!..JAR JAR!!!!
by Funky Vader

Hey, she shot your nose off!
by Darth_Maul_the_Dark_Lord

You goon! What were you thinking? Join the Sith, you said! Easy cash, you said! Conquer our own planet, you said! Oy!
by Bob da Jedi

No sudden movements, this finger's loaded.
by Yoda

"I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle, this is my spout." "Shut up."
by Ryan Salmon

First you try to gas the Jedi! Then you go and invade the planet! Then you let the queen get away! Then you sit in her chair! Now everybody's pissed at us and it's all your fault!
by Bob da Jedi

Take that look of your face. It may look like just a finger to you but it's fully loaded so watch yerself!!!!!!!
by Ash

okay that's it, hold still, I'll get it, and - oh man, it just crawled into your ear
by mcchuckle

I'm telling you, the Viagra does help!
by Ted Sell

Are you brain-dead? No, I will not guess which hand you has my car keys!
by JoVo

damn your ugly just look at you
by hg


by

yo mutha, you be chill 'fore I pop a cap in yo ass
by mcchuckle

"Dude, if you don't start usin' the topical cream that pink-eye's just gonna get worse. And you should see somebody about that mole on your forehead, too."
by CABJBLK

Is it me or do we sound stupid talking with an asian accent is this horrible prequel.
by me

As you can see, this neglige leaves nothing to the imagination and will cause nothing but excitement. This can all be yours for 150 republican credits.
by Soul Reaver

Did you wash behind your ears?
by Hapan Beauty

In a move that he regarded as heroic but history would judge as foolish, Nute stood his ground not realising that Rune's finger cannon was actually loaded
by mcchuckle

"Duh! I don't know?"
by M. Z.

RUNE HAKO: "YOU'RE the one that's gonna explain this Dad when he gets home."
by CABJBLK

RUNE: "This stupid Y2K party was YOUR idea, Nute. Now nobody wants to talk to us." NUTE: "No one twisted your arm to make you come."
by CABJBLK

Rune Haako finally realises what happened to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living
by JP

Didn't you wear that hat yesterday?
by Anthony Moody

You aren't taking over Naboo in that hat are you?
by darth smeg

Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into!
by Jena Commuter Jedi

Is that thing loaded?
by Jena Commuter Jedi

"So what you're trying to say is, that wasn't you I just saw prancing around in Amidala's panties?" "No. It wasn't me. I swear."
by Chris Rea

"Hey, boss, pull my-" "We already did that joke numerous times in Caption #26," "....pull my finger?" "That's it, you are SO fired!"
by Locdog07

"And then a big flag comes out of the end with the word 'BANG!' written on it" "Are you sure this idea will win the Battle of Naboo?"
by Locdog07

hey! Pull my finger!
by darksidenrgybolts

"Yo, word up, Viceroy!" "Oh, no, you've been at the booze again, you idiot...I told you not to celebrate our victory before the battle begins!"
by Locdog07

"Think Lucas will let me do my E.T. impression and keep it in the movie?" "Don't be insane! Mr. Lucas would never be so stupid to put something like E.T. in a classic film such as this!"
by Locdog07

"Come on! Guess the movie! It's obvious!" "Sigh...it's so humilating having to play charades while we wait for TheForce.net Humor section to update..."
by Locdog07

Yes, this palace throne room is of ancient arcitecture. It costs $99999, but it comes with free rebels!
by Deac

I told you not to go to bargain basement again!
by Dart Zader

"...And see here, this is a stunning example of the New Empires stylish flair for design. Just look at the way this hat brings out his eyes!"
by TeRrAc

I don't mean to "Rune" you, but are you sure you're "Nute"ered?
by Brad Uptmore

That robe is absolutely fabulous and it really brings out the color in your eyes.
by Darth Moloch

Didn't you use to sit on the Jedi council? I know, you cut your white ponty hair off, that's it. Barely reconized you.
by Emperoress Palpatine

Fine, but who's job was it to park the chair?
by Ryan Walkenhorst

Mom always liked you best.
by Delcy Muurb (Emperoress Palatine)

"..and then POW, he pops a cap right in his frickin' head! It was totally unbelievable!"
by StopherT

"I told you those mauve drapes were a mistake!"
by Salacious_Kyle

Of Course we dont look alike See;Your rob Is red mine is black. Oh yeah Mom still liked you best!!!!
by dlots@yahoo.com

As we see the fabric on this number came all the way from the fourth moon of Yayin.
by The name's Gass, Hugh Gass

And here we have Nute Gunray, and He's wearing a stylish Red Viceroy's Outfit with a lovely purple scarf and Headpiece
by Darth Varmint

Hey, Nute, you've got something in your eye. Let me scratch it out for you......
by Vaderdude

"You drag me 4 MILLION light-years to this damp little mudball, and they don't even have CABLE!!! Next time, I choose the resort!"
by Thomas Wong


by

You idiot Rune, there are blasters all over this place and you point your finger at me!
by Vaderdude

"Bang! You're dead! hahahahaha!" "Nute, you idiot. I don't know why I hired you in the first place"
by Vaderdude

Is that a new hat?
by Vaderdude

"Nute! Your ears are missing!" "Neimodians don't have outer ears Rune. Go away"
by Vaderdude

"Alright Rune, this is a stick-up!" "Nute, that's your finger" "Yeah, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
by Vaderdude

Now for alien Biology class, can I borrow someones blaster please? Oh thankyou. Now who wants to see what happens when i aim it and fire it at his head? I do, I do. Well it's settled then.
by The chosen one

What's this boy? A Ewan Mcgreggor trading card? Well the man at the shop did say it suited me.
by The chosen one

Nobody move! He 's got a finger!
by Joe Taft

When there were other alternitives for the terrorists, the y slowly began to poke and prod the hostages into submission.
by Joe Taft

But sir, that hat looks like a dead animal!
by Trevor Smith

No, I swear, this is a real gun!! Now stick 'um up! UH! I mean your hands!!!
by Mary Jade

Pointing Guy: "Listen, you ******-******* ***********! Pull that **** again, I'll ******* put a ******* bullet in y'
by Bullwinkle

Pointing Guy: "Listen, you ******-******* ***********! Pull that **** again, I'll ******* put a ******* bullet in yo' ******* brain!" Viceroy: "It's all good!"
by Bullwinkle

Cut! Cut! He's got something on his mask!
by Jaster Mereel

Wha'ch'you be sayin', foo'?!
by Callum

Look, Billy, I can feel the wind go in one ear and come out the other!
by The Girl Next Door

Next time that Avon sales lady comes tell her we want the tanning cream
by may the force be with you

Hey stupid! You're looking the wrong way again.
by Jebo Knight

So u gotta ask yourself "do i feel lucky?" Well...do you. Punk?
by Jebo Knight

Eh dude..what's that yuckie thing in your ear?
by Jebo Knight

"Eeeeeeeeew! I told you--I don't wanna see your boogers!"
by Kent W.

I just can't think of anything thats good enough for the guy who edits these... I am so frusturated, call in the destroyer droids
by Me

You could of at least but in the effort to pick up a blaster from the ground.
by Kaylar

Look at the mess you made on my rug!
by Ondsawibal

You could of at least put in the effort to pick up a blaster from the ground.
by Kaylar

Hey! Your hat's bigger than mine!
by Erica

"Hey man, Wookie jokes are brutal."
by everwrest

Yo! 'Sup Nute?
by Chewbubba

If you'll lean a little more, I'll get that lint out of your ear...
by Chewbubba

It looks likes you need to use "Crust Tooth Rottener Mr. clean teeth
by Who Cares

*right guy* Any last requests before I shoot you? *left guy* With what? You don't have a gun. *right guy* Oh, yeah. I forgot. *both sit down and wait for the Jedi*
by DQ

"Nute, sometimes I wonder if you'd be listening to me at all if I didn't have this gun.....and by the way...just keep looking that way. Do NOT look over at me!!"
by Guiph Naflu

Eating last weeks mouldy casserole for last night's dinner
by Anakin Spoonbender

"Rune! Stop joking about that! You know what happened to OOM-4 after he started joking about shooting that Jedi."
by Captain Spanky

Look Nute! I found a catapillar!
by wookieperson

"OK, OK. I admit it. You're hat looks cooler than mine. Now will you please put the gun down."
by Senor Wupiupi

I told you Nute! I dont know if the battle droids ate Y2K compatible yet.
by Roger the hairy Wookie

testing group for the top secret beta project of the Blastech Invisible Blaster
by skawookiee

oh come on i can change..........
by potter jedi

Hey, why is your hat bigger?!?! Lucas!!! You said I was gonna be main Newmodian!!
by IHaveNoName

Pull my finger.
by Yoda's Doughnut Delivery Person

BANG!
by Neeja Halycon

Guy on right "Look it's a gun, he he he" guy on left pulls out blaster and fries guy on right.
by Bob

And you said The Force.net would never update
by Neeja Halycon

You clean your blasters up right now young man!
by Neeja Halycon

And here comes Nut Gunray, sporting a lovely , pink dress
by Gasgono

Do I have to keep standing like this , Nute. If anyone gets a picture, they're sure to put it in the captioning page at TF.N
by Gasgono

"For my first trick..."
by Eddie Brown

Do you think this is a good pose for a statue?
by Dont ask

hey Nute, pull my finger
by pokejedi

Why exaclty are we in this movie again?
by ellen tweedy

"How many times am i going to tell you viceroy, if you don;t spend enouhg money, we're gonna run out of droids"
by Jade's Fire2003

You know i think we need hair.
by Ryan

Hey, I know a little place where they serve up boiled gungan.......
by Windrider

Haako: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... Gunray: I know, I know. Clean up after I destroy my battle droids. Haako: Good boy...
by Senator Padme

...
by R u givin' me da finga?

"I leave you by yourself for five minutes!"
by Ben Barrett

Rune Haako: You talkin' to me? Huh? You talkin' to me?
by Indiana Skywalker

Break yourself fool! Before I bust a cap in you!
by Benjam

If we kill Amidala then the Empire will rule forever, first we don't have to worry about an obnoxios brat, second the Princess Lei will not even exist.
by Julia

Go to your room yong man or i'll "bang"
by Cat55234

"Um, Viceroy, is that a Sarlaac on your head?"
by Novastar

I love you man
by Cat55234

never underestamate the cutness of a queen
by Cat55234

Don't point that thing at me. You don't know where that finger's been.
by Purp

RUNE: Freeze or I'll shoot! NUTE: Noooo! Don't shoot! I heard theforce.net finally updated and I haven't seen it! RUNE: Really? I have to read the new captions! [runs off to computer]
by n1starfighter5

RUNE HAAKO: This is a stickup! NUTE GUNRAY: Yes, of course.
by Yoda-My Ally, The Force

Are you Nute or am I Nute?
by Neeja Halyon

Ever notice we have a fear of the number two?
by Neeja Halyon

Thank You For Updating!!
by Mr. Impaciente

There's no-ah oth-a way to-ah say it: You Da Man.
by Sebulba113

you know, you can get out of those hand cuffs by dislocating your sholders
by Cat55234

for once i wish a preety girl would actualy fall for me
by Cat55234

for once i wish a preety girl would actualy fall for me
by Cat55234

Why did you do it? I told you NOT to play with the controls. Didn't I? But no, you had to mess with the buttons. Now the Jedi have escaped and Sidious is gonna be REALLY upset. Go to your room!
by Sith Dude

i think my next house will look like this
by Cat55234

See that blinking red light over there? Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
by Evil Handmaiden

Hey dick head, you got some lips
by Jc

Rune: See that flashing red light over there? Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
by Evil Handmaiden

I oughta shoot yo ass foo! bringin them damn sith into this
by Nabeel Akbar

"I'm afraid we'll have to get some real blasters."
by Legal Blockade


by

... you get the whole palace, including the janitor droids for just 4 easy payments of 500,000 credits.
by DJ Yoda

Drop your gun, put your hands behind your back, and slowly hand over all your republic credits.
by Kevin C.

Drop your gun, put your hands behind your back, and slowly hand over all your republic credits.
by Kevin C.

Don't Move! This is a stick up!
by YodaGirl

Naboo rebellion forces? Here? Phaw! Stop whining and get back to work!
by Lauchlan77

Hey, you got something hanging out of your ear there. I got a Q-Tip back in the throne room if you need one.
by AurraSingTK421

"...And just look at these drapes! This whole place is gonna need remodeling...!"
by Obi No

"And Qui Gon said, 'Now listen here....'
by Darth Maul's love child

Ducpilalav
by P-Y D.

No, Who's on first, What's on second...
by Han's Babe

"I told you we should have ditched the Sith and gone with George! At least we would have made some cash!"
by Alexandria Jedi

"Shall we dance?"
by Ki-Bara Mundi

What the HELL were you thinking borrowing my razor?
by bud

Don't move or I'll shoot!!!
by Lauren

Nute: There's no place like home..there's no place like home...
by Princess Leia the Basketball Player

eeew, look what I found in my nose, wanna see?
by Josiah

"I told you we should have checked the expiration date on those battle droids before buying twelve thousands of those"
by P-Y D.

Nute: Look it DOES say "ILM" on that column
by Neeja Halycon

Star Wars Freak
by Sir, that hat, its... "YEAH?!" "uh, cool

"Look, I told you don't talk about my momma Punk!
by Bigworm

"Next time you get out of line I'll shoot you with a rubber band in the face!!!"
by Bigworm

"No you can't have a Red Ryder BB gun. You'll shoot your eye out!"
by Bigworm

did you get your robe at sears or at hechts?
by Cat55234

You see? The Red proves your an autumn.
by Mitch Summers

When we catch Amidala, should we just shoot her, or get her to sign the stupid treaty?
by TK-421

no wonder you aren't married, your ugly
by Cat55234

Rune:"Hey! What's that THING on your neck?!"Nute:"I do not know what you are talking about.""It's that rash again!""Do NOT touch me""I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!I'm not...""SHUT UUP!"
by Droideka

"Yo, dude! How's it hangin'?" "Shut-up you idiot. And get your finger out of my face"
by TK-421

Don't move or you'll have a hole through your head!
by danniskywalker

"Why are you pionting your finger like a blaster? Why don't you just use the real ones on the floor, over there?"
by TK-421

"Mr. Lucas, If you don't pay me another 20,000 credits, I'm not doing this movie." Second: "Be quiet, you fool. You want to go back to serving Jabba?!"
by TK-421

Oh-NO! Do I Have To Tell You Again!! Clean up behind yourself after your done with your toys.
by Anakin34

Do you realize that you have on your wife's hat?
by Karen Horn

Rune Haako: " We should invest more funding into our Droid Control Ship defenses, or some snot-nosed kid could disable our Battle Droids. Nute Gunray: "Forget about it, nothing will happen."
by Boba Fett Jr.

Rune Haako: You are a meat-head! A MEAT-HEAD! Dead from the neck up!
by Gasgano

You mean you forgot to get the Queen a Christmas gift? I can't belive you!
by Darth Sillious

"I think we can kiss our trade federation goodbye."
by Sally Hayes

The Droid Union is on strike?! I told you the Trade Federation needed a better benefits package.
by Sally Hayes

You mean you forgot to get the Queen a Christmas gift? I can't belive you!
by Darth Sillious

Does my fingernail look ingrown??
by Barry

You're lucky this finger isn't loaded.
by Sally Hayes

I wonder how many "pull my finger" jokes will be submitted.
by Giauque

You idiot. I'm not going to die no matter how many times you say "bang."
by Giauque

I think that you have something in your eye
by Barry

THINK FAST
by Barry

FREEZE
by Barry

Like your hat man
by Barry Jr

Chiil, man! your'e my homey, yo!
by Jeremy Kuzenko

Nute: put that finger away it has more power than you think!
by Zach V

You Da Man
by Barry

Do you have any final requests?
by Zach V

It wasn't me!!!!!
by Star Wars Nerd

(guy on left) "You know, for being dressed by Drew Carey, you look pretty good."
by Rachel

NO I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!
by sean johnson

I told you to get to the throne you had to make a right at the bathrooms.
by padawan3

Sir, this hat...it's so YOU!!
by Mara Skywalker

If you'd have listened to me and would've downloaded that spoiler Episode I video from the holonet before cinema release, we could've avoided looking that stupid in the final version!
by Kel Ommis

Why do you always get the good hat?
by thrawnschick

"man, i will cap your a** if you mess with my woman again!"
by kwawin

Looks great! Now all we need is a few black candles and a vial of goat's blood and we can complete the ritual!
by meezercrazy

"That's no way to talk to your mother, say sorry" "...and pick up your toys! (the blkasters on the ground)"
by

"That's no way to talk to your mother, say sorry" "...and pick up your toys! (the blkasters on the ground)"
by darth shakeer

"...no, you said that YOU were gonna tell sidious that a teenager kicked our butts!"
by kwawin

"...aw shove it, Rune!"
by kwawin

"You point that finger in my face one more time, I'm gonna shove it where the sun don't shine!"
by kwawin

YoYoYo! Wuz up my homies!
by Kubaz

YoYoYo! Wuz up my homies!
by Kubaz

Don't make me bust a cap in yo head!
by Correlian Sand Panther

THAT silly hat with THAT red rope!? Get real nute!
by Darth Yoda

Get that finger out of my face, or I'll go change into my Ki Adi Mundi costume and lay the Jedi smack down on you and your fake accent.
by Marl Keth

A good head taller than Maul and yet he calls me "stunted"
by Pequod

Yet another 'pull my finger' caption gets submitted to TFN
by Denda Jackid

You call that a mask! Mines much better than yours.
by edrac

Didn't I tell you to put your toy submarines away?!
by Denda Jackid

Look at the precise detailing. All yours for 6.99!
by Darryl Roman

Now listen to me, young man! You pick up that mess you made RIGHT NOW!!!
by Greg Baird

(singing) "How do you solve a problem like Maria?..."
by Greg Baird

Dawn'elle Viskor
by "Viceroy, you have somethng in your ear"

"hmm but how are we supposed to capture the Queen?" "FOR the LAST TIME! Guns are right behind us!"
by Kerrin

I'm telling you Nute, there's no way we can intimidate an entire planet wearing our bath robes!
by Stubby-Wan Kenobi


by

Did you steal the popcorn from the microwave Nute?!?!
by Mara Jade Skywalker

Look at our hats. One good breeze and we're airborne.
by Darth Kosh

"Why did you have to choose these stupid looking hats?"
by obi mine

here, lemme put in u'r contact lenses
by noor jinn jahan kenobi

here, lemme put in u'r contact lenses
by noor jinn jahan kenobi

Look at this place, completely secure, no one could sneak in through that secret entrance and scale the wall to fool us with a decoy queen."
by Dirk Vader

"and here we see the latest in nemoidian fashion..."
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

Yo, 'sup, homes?
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

You dirty raaaat....
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

Nemoidian personal defense training: "Now, should the aggressor approach you like this..."
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

Pop quiz, hotshot...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

Hee hee, ya got a boogie, dude...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

Yer kiddin', right? I mean, maroon is sooo last episode, man...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

I'm not touching yooooou... not touching you... see me not touching you?....
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

"Your fly's down."
by Whodat

Of course I got you a present, you nit-wit, what do you think those Jedi Knights were? Two turtle doves?
by Darth Azazel

So kids, don't do drugs, or you might look like this.
by Yun Terek

Neimoidians display new make-shift blasters...should've never made that budget cut.
by Whodat

Cops and Robbers was quite a popular game with the Neimoidians.
by Whodat

"And you could win this lovely Nute Gunray..."
by Dash Martino

"Ah, come ON, PULL MY FINGER!" "No." "Just once, this is SO cool!" "For cryin' out loud, there's CAMERAS on us!"
by Whodat

"Surely you jest! My hat is MUCH better than yours."
by Miss Fire

"And so they took the Action Figure section out, just because people got sick of making up stupid lines for those three ghosts..."
by Dash Martino

You see this finger. Do you know where its been.
by Lindore

"Hey pull my finger comon!"
by Ian Bowie

Bang!
by Titan448

Haako: "This is a beautiful building." Gunray: "Yeah, it is kind of nice. After we get the treaty signed, we demolish the place and build a hi-rise."
by knutsonswl

"I told you not to push that red button! Now all the battle droids have blown up!"
by JCPadawan

"Yo Yo Yo, What's up Nute, my brother!" "For the last time, Rune. Cut that out!"
by Darth Paul

You look so...so...so..
by anon

.....and here are the three bedrooms,...to your left is the royal toliet...
by Daniel Horton

POW! You're dead!
by Daniel Horton

And yet another thing that the Columbine massacre will be blamed on..
by Daniel Horton

Hey!! Isn't that Ted Nugent!? Let's go meet the nooge!!
by Daniel Horton

"Don't worry, it happens to every man"
by jedibendu8

" I told you we should have taken that right turn at Albaqurkie!"
by brogie poo

You sucked in that new Star Wars movie
by Lindore

You idiot! Never, NEVER wear black with blue!
by Tavi

For the Last time, NOT ON THE CARPET!!!
by Jasporo

Hey! according to Hasbro, shouldn't you be touching yourself?
by Peter Henry

Nute-Ni! Rune-ni!
by big pete

"I told you none of those blasters would work." "Yes, but I can still shoot you with this rubber band."
by Alli-Wan Kenobi

Nute Gunray: Ohhhhh no you dont, Watto already tried that on me
by Jedi Bob

Rune: Pull my.....aw hell its not as it use to be
by Jedi Bob

Rune:You Know were getting our asses kicked by a rat and a bunch of cute animals dont you? Nute:What!..first Titanic Now Cute Furry animals! man sidious is gonna kill us Rune: lets blame it on Jar Jar
by Qui Gon Fett

"I'm not touching you. . . I'm not touching you . . ."
by Coastie319

"If I EVER catch you running with sissors again..!"
by HJVentin

"You were right Your Highness, they'll never know we're not really Neimoidians!" "Quiet Panaka, you're ruining it!"
by Mike Cooper

"Here's bantha poodoo in your eye!"
by Mean Salley

Nute: "Tag... you are it..." Rune: "Now you are the one who is it."
by JediBlanket

So then, the guys got the gun to this other guys head, and he's like, "Waz up wit you, motha!" I tell you, that Tarentino guy is a genius
by Dart Bader

Yo, fool! You talking about my mama?
by YodaGRL

"...and YOU said they'd be no match for droidekas..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi

"Who's your tailor?"
by Ki_Adi_Mundi

"Say Nute, do you know what a wet willy is?"
by Omry

"No no no...YOU are going to contact Lord Sidious...not me..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi

"Isn't that *my* hat?"
by Omry

"I *told* you, Nute, I can't fire a blaster. I have terrible arthritis. See?"
by Omry

What do you men the Chinese place won't take a check
by Andy Smith (neimoidian85)

uh, what are we doing?
by josh

Dude, I'm telling you. That guy in the hologram is NOT an Encyclopedia sells man. DON'T let him in! I dont care how many times he rings the doorbell!
by Schke Colon

".. . . . Woooord UP! .. .. "
by Johnston M.

Look!, Is that a potato in your ear?
by Bobcat

You know, you're looking really pale. You might want to get some sun. And what is with that robe? It is so not you!
by Migr Laliv

Are YOU talkin to ME???!!
by Kenbo

just look at that stupid hat hat of yours. itold you to buy that nike cap for just a few dollars extra but would you listen to me nooooooooooooooo!
by anikin landwalker

Nute Gunray & Rune Haako, hard at work perfecting the new weapon for the Trade Federation. NUTE:"Hey, Rune, pull my finger."
by stepladder

NUTE:"Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?" RUNE:"Sheeeesh"
by stepladder

"This fine, authentic 'Nute&Rune'(tm) robe sells for ...."
by DU/Kibble

Guy in Black : "You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine" Guy in Red : "Tis not! I'll head butt you." Guy in Black : "But you have no arms man!" Guy in Red : "Tis a flesh wound"
by Walter Danek

If I had a flashlight, and pointed it here, I would see through to the wall
by Walter Danek

I would kindly hand over all my money if that was a blaster & not your finger
by Walter Danek

the hand
by Christianna

i told you the droid means nothing to me, its you i LOVE
by darth monkey

"...And the troops came in, and the queen tried to attack you, and you ..." "Haako, one more word, and I'll hit you so hard, your momma back on Neimodia's momma's gonna feel it." "Yes, sir."
by Bar-Mi-O'C-Tro

Yo yo yo! Dope hat man!
by M.v.K.

I'm going t blow your brains out with my... Damn, I knew I forgot something..
by M.v.K.

No way man! YOU'RE the one with the bad Japanese accent!
by M.v.K.

Nope, no wax.. You're ears are clean..
by M.v.K.

Pull my finger..
by M.v.K.

See? My gown's from Morticia Addams' collection.. Yours looks like Amidala's!
by M.v.K.

Would you please stop pointing at me, you're starting to scare me..
by M.v.K.

Does this smell funny to you?
by M.v.K.

Your wife called don't forget the milk,bread,eggs oh & the tampons on your way home
by buddy knight

The hat is lovely, but it doesn't really go with your eyes.
by Jedi in Newfoundland

"...and then the *real* Queen got her blaster from the throne and surprised us and the droids. *Now* do you see where you screwed up?!"
by SuperOoogie

"Look at Yourself and u thought u could fight"
by Darthsoap

You go into your room and think about what you've done!
by Magical Hobo

The latest creation from the famous Neimoidian fashion house "Gunray Designs Ltd."
by Inara Kenobi

rune:hey nute you got something right there (nute looks down) where? (rune flicks nute's nose) bwhahahhaa
by noodle

Are you brain dead!?
by Goel Anscola

Dang it, if I had a blaster right now....
by Parthenon

What do you mean my mouth is not in-synch with my words?
by Jedeye

THAT'S WHY I TAKE "DEPENDS". IT MAKES ME FEEL FRESHER THAN "MOUNTAIN RAIN SUPER POLYGRIP"
by OZZY'S NIGHTMARE OR BOB FROM ACOUNTING

Freeze, and don't you think I'm not afraid to use this!
by The Dude

"Back off, Amadalia! Or else he gets it! " Better do as he says, your highness, the fingers loaded and he's CRAZY!"
by Darth Threateningname

"Hold still! You have a booger! Almost got it..."
by MasamuneAS

you've got a buger on your cheek!
by obijohn1

Please let me borrow the ship tonight!
by Doug Gebhart

Rune: "Shame on you, captian! You've been playing with the tape dispenser again, and I TOLD you it sticks to lips good!"
by RaptoR

Rune: Nute, Oh Nute! Where for art thou Nute?
by Jedi Bib

I"m right here
by Jedi Bib

What!? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh? What? Am I a clown to you? Is that it?
by Jedi Bib

I know that's your finger, not a blaster.
by DarthMillennium

You wipe that silly smirk off your face or I'll blow ya' right to the moon!
by Skid Rink

I can't believe you forgot to bring the queen! I don't know, man, I was in charge of the chips.
by Bar Bar Drinks

Hey, look! You don't have a nose!
by Mara

no jedi
by smigareaus

"Pull my finger"
by Ki_Adi_Mundi

You a' on'y talla' because off thad hat!
by Jet Vega

Look, you wanted to play this game, it's done spinning and now it is pointing to you, so pucker up!
by Benares Chakra

The hair piece is too much!!!!!!!!!!
by Kyle Katarn

"For the last time, I'm not gonna pull your finger!"
by yendreck

Bang.
by Matt Stevenson

Sure, listen to the weird looking guy in the black robe... Im sure he's really a nice guy... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
by Matt Stevenson

Nute Gunray was never good at capture the flag
by Matt Stevenson

Suddenly, the disgruntled neimoidian realized that, in his haste, he had forgot to bring a blaster to his hostage-taking.
by Matt Stevenson

My hat's killing me, can I wear yours?
by HaHaRich!

don't worry sir, she was of legal age.
by snuffy

NO! NO! NO! FOR THE LAST TIME....fa..la..la..la..la..la.....NOT FA RA RA RA RA!
by Brian Dills @CarnorJax1@webtv.net

Here we have the first in our Spring collection! Whether you are commiting illegal acts of terrorism or lounging around in the Queen's throne, you will be dressed for the occasion.
by AlmightyOne

So you think that hat will help you pick up the scifi channel?
by David Voderberg AKA Darth Voder

You know, Pal...I waited for weeks to see the Humor section of TFN updated, and what do I have to show for it? NOTHING!
by AlmightyOne

No! Who's one first!
by Admiral Ackbar

Dud it's over there
by Bula

"Pull my finger"
by Damara Aidendale

Your A Dork Shut Up And Sit Down
by Nathan Hardison

" I'm not kidding! This thing is loaded!"
by Darmara Aidendale

Look at this face. Isn't this a face only a mother could love?
by woodelf

Look at this face. Isn't this a face only a mother could love?
by woodelf

your a bitch
by me

"The Humor section webmaster's punishment will be long and painful, culminating with death". "But, my Lord, is that legal?" "I will make it legal".
by Dark Dave

Rune: hey man....hey!! you still alive in there???
by Darth_Lisa

Rune: there! now your nose is just as squashed in as mine is!
by Darth_Lisa

Oh, my GOD! That hat looks so great on you! All you need now is some Eliz Arden makeup and you're sure to win the Miss America contest!
by Amidala

Yo, Neimo-Bro, Whaz'up?
by Yoda's Clone

"Ya know, the Renaissance architecture REALLY isn't working for me. Once this invasion is done, remind me to redecorate."
by Trel Doneeta

"Halt! FBI, Don't Move!"
by Agent Scully

No I don't want to see your snot
by Darth Skeletor

Come on punk! Make my day
by Darth Lawn

Yer kiddin' yerself, dude... with a face like that, there's no way the Queen'd go for ya...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com

RUNE: What planet are you from? NUTE: Wha-what? RUNE: 'What' don't sound like any planet I've heard of, do they speak basic on 'What'
by Mos Edgie

In the orginal TPM script, the Queens plan to capture Nute Gunray was to disguise herself as Rune Haako and use the old "Finger hand-blaster" trick to scare him into signing the treaty.
by Mos Edgie

RUNE: That face you make...Look I so old to young eyes?
by Mos Edgie

"What's so funny?
by Mos Edgie


by Mos Edgie

RUNE: What's so funny? NUTE: I was just laughing about the time we chased those two jedi down the hall. RUNE: We'll watch the tape tonight
by Mos Edgie

I told you not to wear my clothes anymore you stretch them out!
by Bravo 5

Don't move...there's a fly on your forehead the size of a bantha!
by Mos Edgie

Wut? You tawkin t' me?
by tk421...wyrntuatyorpost

mmmmm..... bantha pudu?
by Bitmap

"and then i says: dang, whiz, and i capped that mama-jammer right in the head! u listening to me?"
by Wormy


by

"You look stupid in that robe!"
by Jedi Girl

"Bad boy! Did you play with the EMP launcher again?"
by (ENTER NAME HERE)

"Mom?" "Yes my dear" "Did you ever feel... unprotected?" "I sure did my dear Gunray, that why I'm using the new Tampax Ultras because they are are a good protection for all day and night!"
by Wally Wall

"Oh my, just look at that skin we definitely need some sun."
by Chris Barnes

"I told you not to listen to Lord Maul, but noo.." he pauses as he sees Darth Maul coming into the room. "Hello, Lord Maul.. we were waiting for you."
by Katja007

Rune: Whosa be theresa? Nute:
by HorseY7239

Rune: Whosa be theresa? Nute: Are you crazy?
by HorseY7239

don't get mad, your not that ugly
by birluteapa

No sir, your hair looks fine that way, I'm suuuuree Lord SEEDIOUS will like it.
by The Elusive Lizzy Starkiller

But Sir, what if they don't update anymore like they did last time? Nute:Lord Seeedious has them bogged down in procedures. That would explain it.
by The Elusive Lizzy Starkiller

Rune: psst... wake up!
by mr. dumbohead

But I like YOUR robe more than MINE!!!! It's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIR!!!!!!!!
by Little Jedi Girl Who Lost Her Lightsaber

Lott Dod-"I told you the other one was the decoy!!!!"
by Jade's Fire2003

The Intergalactic 2 Stooges. "Doink"
by Kik Dar'jok

Rune Haako demonstrates the Neimoidian neck chop.
by Angela Jade


by

(Guy in black) Look what I learned about Earthling Culture. (Guy in red) No, sir, another 90 degrees upward, and you're sign language is legal.
by J. Longus

"Hey Nute, pull my finger!"
by The Brain

May I call you Jennifer
by Jedme

I saved the last dance for you
by Homer

Boba Fett 2000
by Rune Hakko: You need to pop that pimple.

Rune Hakko: You need to pop that pimple.
by Boba Fett 2000

Is that mustard on your hat?
by Jedifright

oh my gosh oh my gosh! where did you have your hair done? i SO have to go there! it is like.... to die for i mean just...oh... my goodness
by Stojo Debry (my star wars name)

what have you done to your ears?
by GeNeRal vEErs

BZZZZAP...HEE HEE. I hate you
by BIg Nate

Your momma's a toad and yer father was pug!
by Jedi SWkomal

I have to say this, but I am not wearing anything underneath.
by Dropper

You say that one more time, viceroy, and I swear that I will learn how to coordinate speech and lyp movement!
by liz skywalker

guy on the right: don't make me shoot! left: look, moron, that's your hand... do we have to visit Mr. Psychotherapy again? spend a little time in the nut house?
by Me

*sigh* Your wardrobe is just dreadful!
by Nathan F.

You gotta gift!!
by mortassadard

I'm with stupid <----
by Smashp42

I just love what you've done with your hair!
by jonathan lewis

I'm crushing your head. I'm crushing your head.
by sheared

I an't gonna tell you again! Give me my money or i'm gonna cap your @ss!
by Fett's Fury

I'm telling you man, Sidious is Palpatine, i saw him changing in a phone booth!
by Fett's Fury

C'MON!!!!! Pull my finger.....
by Jedi Knight Tensen Vil

Pointing Guy "Where did you get that stupid hat??" The other Guy "You gave it to me last Christmas"
by Barry

Pull My Finger
by Barry

I bet you have to duck when you go through the door.
by Barry Monroe

Stick 'em up!
by ROCKERjk49

Rune Haako: BANG! BANG! He He! Lucas: CUUUT! Rune, knock it off!
by ROCKERjk49

Nute: Rune? What the heck are you doing?
by ROCKERjk49

You expect to go out like that tonight?
by Atrial

Hey! You're just a guy in a rubber mask! I'm telling Mom!
by Shield

I knew it! Mom DID like you better!
by darth snader

BANG!
by Sharkman

as nute talks about what he did all day, yet again, rune finally snaps!
by josh

"No, I'm serious, the blue makes your eye's dance!"
by Bradley Chambers

"You talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?" "Damnit, man, enough with the Deniro impression..."
by Tyree

Look, man, don't blame me. If this whole Naboo thing is anyone's fault, it's you and your little fork-shaped hat.
by Tyree

geez sir, you're hip, you're happenin', you da man! ya also got something in your ear. (gives the finger when Lord Dot is picking his ear. "I should be pres) (mutters) !@#$ you. I said good sir, good
by Tankorr

Hey, dude, did you know you have a giant spork on your head?
by Tyree

"Take me to your leader" "your looking at him"
by Erica

"Nute, it's YOU that I love..." "Damnit, Rune, don't do this to me....not again."
by Tyree

"Are you stupid? Updating theforce.net's humor page after months of neglecting it? You should have realized something like this would happen."
by Tyree

"Of course you're as good a villain as that Darth Vader guy! He chokes his own guys, has a Death Star and an army of real people, and tries to kill his son, but you, umm, uhhhhhhhh....never mind.
by

"Of course you're as good a villain as that Darth Vader guy! He chokes his own guys, has a Death Star and an army of real people, and tries to kill his son, but you, umm, uhhhhhhhh....never mind.
by Alex

No, YOU da man!
by Tyree

Nute Gunray ponders the grave implications of Rune's "pull my finger" joke.
by Tyree

"BEEEEP!"
by ave

Slowly, one of the lightsabers in the background moves....it leaps into the air, turns on, and slices the evil Maul in half! Oh...wait..wrong scene.
by Tyree

Rune: "Hey, look over there!" Nute, thinking: "I'm not gonna look.....can't give in..."
by Tyree

All this can be yours if the price is right!
by The Queen

GIRL! That hat does not go with that outfit! You go back in there and you change!
by Todrymcbev

He started it!!
by BizRodian

Yo! what up homie?
by BizRodian

Point that finger at me again and bite it off--you dont want to know how that feels
by Leaf

I think you have something in your ear........ Really?
by Darth Cutsey-Poo-Teddy-Maul

what the hell is all this crap in your ear
by adawg

"Hey Nute,You da man!"
by JediTC@Aol.com

Come oooooonn! PULL MY FINGER!
by Darth Chuck

Rune:"No matter where we try to take over, it's alwaya gonna be some closed set at Leavesden"
by Jeditc@Aol.com

oooooh, new contact lenses, let me have a feel.
by black fury

"And then Lord Sidious did this and told me to pull his finger...." "Are you sure these Sith are all they're cracked up to be?"
by Jedi1970

Bang, you're dead.
by Captain Canuck

"..so..do you like what I've done with the place? "
by Michael Barnes

So, anyway, the doctor says I have to wear this so I dont bite at the wound.
by Buddha Fett

"..and then there's YOU! I SWEAR!! First..theres that idiot Sith lord. THEN..the friggin Jedi..! I swear..one of there days......"
by Deja

gib me yorr muney ~buurrrp~
by nick

What is this hat! What do you think you are...amidala?!?!
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

Come on man, you owe me big time. YOU said they wouldn't enter the palace, idiot
by Banana Man

You Have a bug in your eye!!!!HEEEEELLLP!!!
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

"My New Year's Party, and no one's here." "Your majesty, I told you, if the big stars could not get buyers for $2000 tickets, what chance did a rubber suit have?"
by J. Orcadi

Rune Haako: Well shoot already doggonit!!!
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

Rune Haako: No!! I don't want to see your booger!!!!
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

Dude In Green Cackels: heh heh...You got wax in your ear little bugger...I prythee let me clean it out.
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

Guy In Green: Watch out! Jedi Behind you!!!! haha,made ya look.!!!
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

Guy In Green: Um,my lord....did you fart??
by q2 a.k.a Jediforce

You know, a little clearasil will clear that face right up.
by Butchy

Your lucky this isnt a real blaster!
by Master Seth Kane

What do you mean our insurance doesn't cover jedi?
by Butchy

"ok, I'll explain one last time. There are these birds and there are these bees..."
by Butchy

"BANG! I shoot you. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
by Qui-Gon Jones

You know better than to leave blaster carbines laying around young man! Clean up this mess right now!
by GrendeL

"What were you thinking, wearing that hat with that robe?!"
by Baial

IT'S WET WILLY TIME AGAIN!!
by Baial

-Alright, you win! Let´s bring this Sidious character into it. I mean, it couldn´t ruin the galaxy, could it?
by Darth Bald

So the new Anakin must be this high.
by Eric Peschen

I told you if the wind changed our faces would stay this way!
by Deadeye Jedi

Man what were you thinking? A super space station that can kill planets? I mean talk about dumb.
by Ryan harrod

Sadly, the Trade Federation won no new fans with their new rap video.
by Chris Liu

dude, youve got a huge zit rite there.
by SuperFreak

the red really brings out your features
by db

It was with a heavy heart that he suddenly realised they had inedvertantly stumbled onto the tie-bomber's training ground.
by Darth Baracus

"Shoulda gone to Midas!"
by Steve Janis

Guy on right: You let them escape you've done it now I might as well shoot you now!
by Knisa Kewel

The headpiece does wonders for your complexion.
by Spud Hemmly

Thats the last time i give the keys to you! CALL THE LOCKSMITH!
by

And this seasons colours are...
by Starettes

"To be or not to be, that is the question!"
by Padawan Tigris

Nute Gunray: Perhaps if you are going to shoot me, you better pick up one of the guns off the floor instead of using your finger.
by Yoda: For my ally is the force.

"Look nimwit. You don't have to us your hand as a gun there are some REAL one the floor already!"
by Padawan Tigris

"I thought you said there was a salad bar here!"
by Obi-Wan Kenobi

So you say this kid "whats his name" is going to be the emperors right hand?
by Darth Vill

As you see here this exquisit gown and headwear is all the latest fashion craze for any Vicoroy!
by Mark Vader

Do you really think we are Japenesse?
by Mark Hughes

Nice dress, Vivian Westwood?
by Ginro Malon

...But the card said the post-invasion party was at 9 not 7.
by

Can I pick your nose,sir? please?
by snoogleflibbet

There is a pickle on your nose! Could I press it out? Please!
by Chris Blair

Me? *You're* the crass ethnic stereotype!
by SuperOogie

Guy pointing: And to your right you will see the Queens throne Guy in red: Hey did you see that? Pointing guy: What? Guy in red: "I swear i just saw a bunch of people outside the window!
by bekybob13

Check it out now....Funk Show Brotha
by BanthaWrangler

You talkin' ta me?
by Matt Francis

Look! The Goodyear Blimp!
by Matt Francis

You know Darth Sidious hates peperoni pizza, idot!
by Darth Fett 34

This, Nute, is a little game that I like to call Russian Roulette.
by Sdflcorran

"...Note the smooth contours; the finely-honed edges; the delicate-yet-masculine-lines. Yep, that new Corelco razor you bought really DOES make a difference."
by Lieutenant Guilo

Go on pull my finger you know you want to !
by Dan

Here meet my new invisable pet doesn't he sing wonderfully
by Dan

Come to me my animal friends ahhhhhh ah ah ah ah
by Dan

Mekial
by Oh, I'M ugly? Look at that face!

Now while his eyes are closes i will sneak up on him and ...... WET WILLY
by Dan

What do you mean your going to remove a liquorice allsort from my ear
by Dan

I'm telling you, you can get a face lift, just don't get Palpatines plastic surgeon, you saw what happened to him!
by Mekial

If your going to shoot me at least use the guns on the floor
by Dan

5 Points to the person who can guess where i'm gonna stick my finger
by Dan

No not tonight i have a head ache
by Dan

You thought you had defeated me but you forgot my dreaded finger pistol
by Dan

No, no, no. The right way to tell is the distance from his thumb to his index finger!
by Greg Baird

For the last time! I will NOT pull your finger!
by Greg Baird


by

"Look mo fo, I told yas dis woot happ'n, now gimie yo money....."
by Patrick 'swamp" Swan

And another thing- your hat is simply a disgrace!
by Arielle

"Bang"
by Bravo 5

"I told you NOT to pull that cord from the computer! Now we will never be victorious without battle droids!"
by Daemond Mott

Why not here? The droids won't mind & it's the perfect set for porn!!
by Darth Vader

Hey, come on, it looks like a good haircut!
by The Evil Yoda

Sir, I love you. Take my hand in marriage.
by The Evil Yoda

Look, I swear, theforce.net will update!
by The Evil Yoda

So what if she dumped you! Tell you what, we'll go slaughter some natives. Okay?
by The Evil Yoda

Rune: "Yo' momma's so fat, she put her belt on with a boomerang!!!" Nute: "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
by RANCOR


by

hey, I told you to clean your room!
by herliangot

Don't worry, we can always find another Crackhead. Maul's not the only one.
by Artoo

If you don't shut up, I'm going to put a cap in your ass! Glock glock! You got me?
by Jeffrey Portwood

"Who's on First?" "That's what I've been saying!"
by Chewie Baca

Rune: I told you the convention was at the civic center but did you listen? Nooo, it's always "I'm sure it's on Naboo", "I know where we're going." Well you find it quickly or your'e floating home!
by McLDo

R.H.: "Now that is a cool hat! Where did you get that really boss looking hat?"
by Evan Lawbaugh

hay short ass hows i hanging
by andrew

"You WILL obey me... oh crap! how do you unhypnotize someone?"
by The Hypnotic Retarded Jawa Midget

"Are you going to pick that bugger or am I going to have to do it for you?"
by brogie poo and randi too

Rune: Wearing that hat makes your face look longer then it is, and that robe makes people think you have something to hide.......
by Dungeon-X

Nute: Yes.. You have VERY girlish hands Rune
by Dungeon-X

Rune: "here is an exquisite peice, a fine art, a.." Nute: Shut up and sell me to the sith!!!!!!
by Grand Moff Sedriss

"Anyway, there were a Corellian, a Bothan, and a Sullustan...."
by Stephen Oakes

Rune: Republic credits WILL be fine. Nute: No, they WON'T!
by Rufus Holmes

Oh shit!!
by Yoda

The pilot ofr "The Two Trade Federation Stooges"
by webrunner

I've got it! *points* Mr. Gunray in the library with the candlestick! *gunray* Ah, you found me, and I woulda got away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
by DQ

YOU!!! It's all your fault! If you had realized that she WAS the Queen, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess!
by Sdflcorran

Come on, you'd look great in that red dress and the makeup.
by jedi928

Wha you mean you will not have sex with me?
by Ridwan Hossain

"Yes, Viceroy, I agree. I cannot believe we had to wait two months for such poor captions...."
by Darth Impatient

"Alas poor Yoric, I knew him Horacio..."
by Darth Mall

You can see here this lovely outfit that is modeled by Nute Gunray. His hat is a geunine....
by Souvrin

"Hold still, Viceroy, I'll get that out of your ear."
by Dawn'elle Viskor

"Oh yes you should see all this crap in your ear!"
by Young Jedi Princess

I *told* you that hat doesn't go with that cloak...
by Sreya

Why you not like my eggrolls? I feel our marriage is losing it's spark. We don't even cuddle anymore!!! *Sob*
by Franku Lolaw

You're going to the engulfed turmoil in THAT outfit?
by Lord Briano

He started it...
by cheezcracker@itookmyprozac.com

"Would ye look a' the size o' that boy's heed...."
by cheezcracker@itookmyprozac.com

You... pick that up....
by cheezcracker@itookmyprozac.com

Okay, pal... withdraw the finger or have it gnawed off...
by cheezcracker@itookmyprozac.com

Rune: This is all your fault...
by Darth Vindictus

Look, with some purple shades and a couch over there, we could really enjoy this place!
by Harry "Wookie" Rice

Rune: This is all your fault... Nute: Nah Nah Nah, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not hearin' nothin!
by Darth Vindictus

BOOM! You idiot! That's your finger, not a gun!
by The Queen of Air and Darkness

YOu know if you look at the right angle....hey, yeah! You can see all the way through!
by The Queen of Air and Darkness

Just look at your face... it's uglier than my butt
by Fred

Nute Gunray: You think I'll pull your finger? You assume to much!
by Andy Falkowski

No...The Pope
by Steiny

No...The Pope's hat only goes this high.
by Steiny

(At the Naboo Hall of Justice) Just look at this little face. Does this look like the person who would steal Darth Mauls boxers ladies and gentlemen of the jury? I think not.
by Soul Reaver

Don't move, I shoot you in head!!
by [SEAL]Illusive

"OH YEA!?! WELL YOUR LIPS DONT MOVE WITH WORDS!!!!"
by master arca

Where ever did you get your hair done? I simply ADORE the new look!!!
by

Dude in the blue:"Eww, what is that stuff in your ear??"
by Sexy Ewok Babe

Scuse me, but could you tell me how to get to the Imperial Senate set?
by Anderman

I mean what were you thinking buying that hat, it totally goes against the fashion statement we were trying to make.
by Faerin

Did you see the curtains they had up in there? Not even Scarlett O'Hara would go for something THAT gaudy.
by Faerin

And you have such high cheekbones, no wonder they think you are royalty!
by Faerin

CaptainTagawa! Alert the General! Godzilla is attacking the city!
by Kent Sanderson

You da man!
by Darth Servo

BANG!
by Darth Servo

And suddenly the entire internet crashes when millions turn in a caption reading "Pull my finger" simultaneously
by Darth Servo

HEY! Weren't you in the Cantina scene! You where bluer and not as nicely dressed, but it was DEFINATELY you!
by Darth Servo

Soon after this photo was taken, Haako was executed for constantly giving Gunray "wet willies" at inappropriate times.
by Darth Servo

Ya see here, in de future that little kiddo that Darth Sidous wants's best friend is going to get a blaster and go "Bing!Bang!" and tha little kiddo's gonna hold up his hand AND IT WON'T HIT HIM!
by Dr. Evil's Chick

Haako: I told you the Queen had a decoy of some sort! Gunray: Who cares! They're both hot! Haako: Your right, you get the handmaiden! Gunray: No! you do! Amidala's mine, brotha'! Haako: No....
by Darth Brooke

Ah, dohnt neehd noh steenkeeng blahsta! Ah cahn play pretehnd!
by Darth Servo

Jedi ! Jedi ! I Just Think The Little Ones Cute !!!
by Tipgebopre

"Do you understand this take over plan?" in a familiar emperial voice responds, "Yes, I think it's a great plan I'm happy to be a part of it."
by Founder

And here we have an exquisite design from the new Tommy line....
by MrNobudy

What the hell is wrong with you?! You've been staring at the Queen for five hours staight now!
by Kelly

Haako: You're just jealous my action figure had more articulation, huh.
by Kaoss

"Oy vey!"
by Inara Kenobi

"What's the matter with you? You loaded or somethin'?
by Bria Marie Tharen

RuneHaako: you talking to me punk? i swear if this were a real blaster you'd be crying for mommy!
by masterpool

I told you not to wear that head piece. It does nothing for your figure.
by Lady Vader

Thats right, keep your hands behind your back. Now give me all your credits!
by Little Green Guy

Again with da woild conquering!!!Again!!! Why can't you raise Nerfs like you uncle Stewie?
by Dewan Ami

Foo, you better chill befoe I buss a cap in yo asss!!
by ijnihS

I told you dude, I said that we wouldn't get any chicks if we dressed like this
by bob

........honestly! Here, smell!
by Dewan Ami

THINKING: I *hate* it when he does his little teapot. *sigh*....
by Dewan Ami

That hat makes your face look all ugly. We're conquering a planet. Have some frickin' dignity.
by Dewan Ami

"I'm tellin you, boxers are better"
by Peter I.

Dammit, I paid for the whole pizzia last time. You want anchovies, you pay for it your #$&! self!!!
by Dewan Ami

Who said this wasn't gonna work? Hmm? ME, of course!
by Chicami

Um dude, you got some smootz right there. No....wait...yeah, right there.
by Monkeys-R-Funny

You're right, diet Doctor Pepper does taste just like the regular Doctor Pepper
by Zachary Mullins

Listen, cause i'm not telling you again.... your finger is not a blaster!
by name

Hey! You talkin' to me?
by Dennis Justice

"Look at that head....what can you do with a head like that......"
by Pizza the Hutt 2

Now, go to your room, and you're not coming out untill you've learned some manners youngman!!
by Not telling I am!

Whoa, a couple of Correlien Ales and we end up in Queen Amidala's closet...
by Darth Freaky

"We don't need two command ships, the battle will never destroy the only remaining one" You are such an idiot!!
by Trey Tubb

Sir, TFN wont update for a week! You have to be patient!
by Mara Skywalker

Well, the hat isnt all that bad....
by meganKenobi

You talkin' to me?
by StarWarsKicksA$$

You gotta ask yourself one question. Do i feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!
by StarWarsKicksA$$

"Is that finger loaded?"
by ave

I don't like the wallpaper! What's with the marble effect!
by Michael Knight

Does this make you nervous? huh? huh? Am I invading your personal space? huh?....
by Darth Twinkie

You know, that robe really brings out your eyes.
by Captain EO

Are you talking ta me? Are YOU talking ta ME??
by Baial

Dateline 21/5/2000: To mark the 20th anniversary of TPM, Lucasfilm have finally released the long awaited Tarantino re-edit
by mcchuckle

Rune Haako: "Bang Bang, you're dead!"
by You don't need to know my name


by

No! I'M the champion bogey picker!
by Frogger

Pull my finger.
by Kenneth West

Look up, look down, look at my thumb, gee you're dumb.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
by jedifright

Consumer Reports gave that moving company a bad review, but you _just_ haaaad to have it your way, didn't you?
by Nathan Hurst

(sung:) How do you solve a problem like Amidala?
by Nathan Hurst

"Dodge This."
by Nathan Hurst

My lips don't move right, my body moves strangely, and my fingers on both my hands are trapped in this stupid pose. I feel like some kind of low-quality Hasbro toy.
by Nathan Hurst

Haako: How was I supposed to know she'd have a body guard dressed as her? Vicroy: The captian was a big hint
by Your local Jedi knight

And here we have the latest in our Global Siege line. Regal, slenderizing, flowing lines bringing attention to every word you say. And they can't see your knees knocking when negotiating with Jedi.
by YYZ

It's called "Russian Roulette"
by melorant

Where did you buy that hat? I wanna have that!
by Lou

"Well son, we'll just simply tell your mother, that we ate all the pie"
by DARTH BRIAN

What?! You didn't pick up my dry cleaning again?!
by moonglow8201

Hey buddy... You got something in your teeth.
by C. Bair

Is that that new Old Navy Performance Robe?
by C. Bair

You clean up the light sabers! I had to clean em up from the last fight!
by C. Bair

Wanna see my E.T. impression?
by C. Bair

What's that slime on your robe? You've been at Jaba's strip palace again haven't you!
by C. Bair

Man, I told you we would get caught!
by John M.

Gotek
by Come ON! Pull my FINGER!!!!!

COME ON!! Pull my FINGER!!
by Gotek

You should be ashamed of yourself!!!
by Gilmefeto

FREEZE! I GOTCHA COVERED!
by Kyp Durron

I'm not pulling your finger, dammit.
by Darth Mater

While trying to suck up, the guy in black comments on how nicely Red Guy's robe matches the walls.
by Sithlady

Rune:Bang! You're dead. Nute:Rune,stop pretending to be Han Solo.
by Coojo Anfor

Umm, Mr Gunray, you have a fly on your head!
by Top Jedi

You always fall for that little flick-up trick, don't you?
by Deac

This fantastic life size model of Nute Gunray can be yours today for the special introductory price of one thousand credits! Just call 1-800 Nute Me!
by Top Jedi

I've allready told you that I don't wanna have anal sex in the air ducts. Leave me alone.
by Barton

"Do you like this break dancing move my lord?"
by jimmy wars

Really, I think the interior decorators did a swell job with the place.
by Judd-I Nighty night

Daultry Dofine: What's wrong with you, why would you want to be the good side Nute: Because I am scared of you!! Daultry: No I am scared of you!! Nute & Daultry: aaah!!!!
by B.

"your hat.... it is so big! I will serve you forever!"
by qui-kenobi

Come on, lets PARTY!!!!
by Wes Jenson

"WELL! You want to know what *your* problem is? You're always leaving the seat up and never putting the toilet paper on the little spool thingie. Furthermore..."
by Sha Vn Yak

I see that finger! One more wet willie from you and I'll break it off!
by Atrial

Rune, if you don't dispense with this "wet willie" foolishness, I'll have 10 Droidekas on you so fast it'll make your head spin.
by Newt Raygun

Luckas' failed attempt to work in his favorite Three tooges routine.
by Atrial

Pull my finger.
by Atrial

Rune:Where'd you buy the hat it looks so nice. Other: This old thing I picked it up from that new Jawa surplus store they pened down the street, thats were I bought the our droid army for 2 bucks.
by Sith lord

"And here we have the lovely throne room..."
by Obi-Won Ton

Hey, pull my finger!
by YodaGRL

Gimme yo waller mofo, or I'll pop a cap in yo sorry self!!!
by Master Windu

Oh believe me. It's a real blaster.
by MilkyGoodness

"that's the outfit i wanted to wear!!" "shut up, you can wear it tomorrow" "mom, tell him to let me wear that dress today!!"
by amber p.

You dissin' me brother?
by Chris Billett

"And here, we have the Fall 1999 Neimoidian Dress! It is ALL the rage, and you can have it for a mere 300 credits!"
by Sasquatch

Pull my finger.
by C. Bair

HEY!!!!!, I WANTED TO WEAR THE RED ROBE....
by RICH


by Samjehuott

NUTE: Who said that Queen Amidala would be yours?
by Starboris

"BANG! You're dead! Ha ha ha ha...heh heh heh...ahem."
by TheRogue 2000

And here is the newest in Neimoidian fashion, the ultimate outfit for getting pushed around by some mysterious Sith Lord
by Jaina-Solo

How many times do I have to tell you to put the toilet seat back down?
by Andy Fobuf

No, thank you. I'll clean my ear with a Q-tip later.
by Obi-Quiet

How many times do I have to tell you?We must have a shield around our reactor!
by The_Mike

You are a fool! There is no way that TF.N's humor page will be updated in a week!
by Obi-Quiet

No. I will not pull your finger, and I'm going to stand here like a statue until you leave me alone.
by Obi-Quiet

I try to keep this place clean day in day out and look what you do, what do you have to say for yourself
by Irishman

"Here are your directions:I shoot, you scream." "It's not my fault!" "It is now." BOOM
by Mia Moondancer

What's your problem?! I ask you to pick up your toys, but do you?! I just don't know what I'm going to do with you.
by Tayst Haton

Talk @#* again and I'll put a "hot one" in ya.
by AMAZE

"No no no, Remember, I am the cop, you're the robber! Now, let's take it from the top... Freeze! This is a special blaster that looks like a finger, now put your hands up!"
by Darth Eric

"Besides, with the market on such a rapid rise, I wouldn't be surprised if it crashed any day now!"
by Boba Fett

Haako, "So then the nerf hearder says, don't touch any of my three daughters......."
by slate76

Haako, "So then the nerf hearder says, don't touch any of my three daughters......."
by slate76

Soda
by Admiral

"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse..."
by Randall Flagg

Look! the wireless internet right here in my hand!
by

Hey! Why do you get the bigger hat?
by Erica

Hey! Why do you get the bigger hat?
by Erica


by John Healey

Now, say the queen were to return and point a blaster to your head like this. What would you do?
by Chase

"If you were talking for more than 20 minutes you should have dialed 10-10-321 first!
by John Healey

Yo, red guy, if you move I am going to shoot you with my imaginary finger blaster.
by Dark Vapor

Did you know that the Nemodean sexual organ is the index finger?
by Igos Krew

I dont recall asking you a G**D*** thing!!!!!!
by Darth Windu

Rune Haako: That Sith guy is only about yea tall - we could take him
by Jeda

Hey guys look, he fell sleep while thinking!
by RzN8rX

And here comes the Viceroy, Nute Gunray in his very fasionable red federation robes and funky headress... (whispering) are you sure this is the only way to pay the Naboo back for all the damage...
by Jeda

Now I will kill you with my mighty finger gun
by Jeda

Sir... I think you've got something crawling in your ear...
by Jeda

RUNE: You know, Nute, you've gotta stay out of the sun more often. Your skin looks awful! NUTE: Well, find Queen Amidala. I want to know the secret formula to her beauty cream.
by Queen AmiDolly

"hey guess what? I heard they're going to cast Leo for Anakin in the next one!" "Serious?forget the queen and Naboo, You and me are gonna make sure he doesn't make it to the next film!"
by Young Padawan

Right Neimodian: "You talkin' to me? YOU talkin' to ME?"
by Bullwinkle

Right, where is the Trade Federation base?
by The_mike

RUNE: I like your hat. Is that Gucci? NUTE: No, I stole it from Amidala's closet.
by Queen AmiDolly

Guy on Right: This is my clone, I shall call him "Mini me"
by Obiwishiwouldawon

"im a little tea pot....awh! come on sing it with me!!!"
by Qui-gon-Den

What did you expect....Godzilla wont save us from 2 Jedi DUH!!!
by FMFDOCJ

Nute-"How were your kids this morning?", Other Guy- "Same as always", Nute- "That bad?"
by Admiral Rkwor

Namoidian- "Are you by any chance...", Nute- "For the last time no, I'm not in relation to Newt Gingrich". Namoidian- "You know, there's a camera rolling." Nute- "Oh geez"
by Admiral Rkwor

"Who the hell made you the viceroy anyway. "
by darth vedder

Pull my finger...
by Geoffrey

Dodge this!
by Brant Wilcox

umm
by Meapagasan

You've got something on your face.
by Thrawn02

Does this hat make my head look big?
by Thrawn02

"Look at you.You looka' lika' gnarf ! "
by the Human Torch

well.....the jedi excaped...the took the queen.....we're in deep shit...whats our next move?
by bexx sl8-get_off_my_couch@yahoo.com

'' Hey Nute, have you ever wanted to be a ballerina?''
by Robem Nobel

(one with hand up) Watch . . . THIS is how you do the macarena
by StrWrsNerd

Wet Willieeeee!!!!
by MegaWookie

do I look fat in this dress?
by StrWrsNerd

Come on, pay up, you owe me BIG time, you NEVER thought the battle would take place this close
by StrWrsNerd

Wait a second... ME jump out the window, you out rank me!
by StrWrsNerd

cool
by cool

How many times have I told you? That color does absolutely nothing for your complexion.
by Crissie-chan


by

who loves ya, baby?
by panakalypse now

don't make me use this!!!
by panakalypse now

we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
by wookiee of the year

"Bang, bang, you're dead. 50 bullets in your head."
by JediYané

"Hey Nute, give me all your money!" "George! Rune's gotten into the Tequila again!"
by YodaGRL

You always leave the tiolet seat up
by Kevin

RUNE: Just what is so funny? NUTE: I hate to tell you this, but your blaster is on the floor. You're threatening me with a finger.
by Darth Boo

Take this ring and be my wife, baby!
by The Gringo

What's in your empty head! Come here BABY!
by

obi-wan
by have you used your coton swabs latley?

"You da man!" "Yes. I am."
by Dethurga

What were you thinking? That hat is all wrong for you
by Oola15

I shall poke you in the eye
by Barry

Left: "Wow your hair looks great, can I get the name of your stylist?"
by Dan Sky Walker

have you ever seen how ridiculous you look?
by clijewesil

Ok, the pull my finger bit is getting a little old... Why can't side kicks ever come up with their own material?
by QMLHCB

The Bathroom? Second door on the left.
by Anya Kenobi

The Bathroom? Second door on the left.
by Anya Kenobi

Oh, posh...That's not a REAL blaster, moron.
by AlmightyOne

"For the last time, my eyes aren't made of jello!" "Just let me poke it once to make sure, pleaase?"
by webrunner

Haako- "Freeze! Don't move. Yuk yuk yuk."
by No one in particular

"Can you see the flea on my finger, sir?"
by lucernario

For the last time! Stop Blaming the destruction of the control ship on you breaking my "How to break free of being a stunted slimeball" tape!
by DarthSidious1138

Your hat does not suit your gown
by Lazy

NO DUH WE SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE THIS BARGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Cassadotor

"I think you'd better get that mole checked."
by Noodles

What do you mean there's no Santa Claus?
by Darth Stev

Nute Gunray: I got this robe for sale at Old Navy.
by Thomas Lane

What is up with these funky hats.
by

But she started it...
by bob

But she started it!
by bob

But she started it!
by bob

If I were a Sith Lord, this gesture would be lethal.
by Pythonite

You are supposed to look at me, not the director!
by Aladdin

your mama is so stupid, she failed her blood test!
by Maeniac

And here we have Harry showing his new winterclothes.
by slaeejaden

Nobody move or the "Frog" gets it. Ha ha ha, get it!
by Zain the Red

"I told u we never shoould have listened to a senator! Ya there all crooked!
by Zain the Red

"Didn't somebody say...Not Naboo....huh? Who was that....
by Pizza the Hutt 2

"He-ey, that's a GREAT mask. Where can I get one like that?"
by (caption's too lousy to admit who I am)

"Aaanyting wroo caaan do Aaa caaan do bettaa. Aaa caaan do aaanyting bettaa dan wroo."
by Dart Promotious

"Aaanyting wroo caaan do Aaa caaan do bettaa. Aaa caaan do aaanyting bettaa dan wroo."
by Darth Promotious

Yada Yada Yada
by Ron Beaty

Rune: Man What were you thinking. Nute: Uhhh... Rune: You know that they're gonna kill Darth Maul to make room for that bratty kid to over.
by Ryan Harrod

Break out the good silver, Rune! We're having the Sith over...
by Stage_Man_117

All right I've just about had enough of you!! Now you give me one more order and this thing goes off!!!!!!!!
by Joanna

And what is with that hat? That thing is just sooo last season!
by fyresong

Who's on Naboo?....I don't know, who is on Naboo?......Right.
by larsulrik

"Let's play 'Gun to Your Head.' The first question is, Why the heck are we here?"
by Rebecca Miller

"Why did you say to them that they can have a coffee brake !?
by tonikala

You ate the last piece of pizza DIDN'T YOU
by Glen Stuart


by

"And another thing!" "Yoda is not the sexiest creature on the planet!!!
by Nemesis of Vader

"And another thing!" "Yoda is not the sexiest creature on the planet!!!"
by Nemesis of Vader

"Why did Mr Lucas Give us Chines Accents ?"
by Darth Paul

Did you notice that we don't have any noses?
by JediApprentice

"Rook, I'm Sorry Ok? But I KNOW the Senator IS Mr Sidious. "Dis is Imppossible!!!!!
by Moist Vader

So what was that Back there huh?!!! How many times do we gotta go through this NO and I mean NO disintagrations!!!!!!!!!
by moi Glasan

What you said about my mama?
by Gandhiman

I will not make a "pull my finger" joke, I will not make a "pull my finger" joke, I will not...
by JediMasterCard

You left the toilet seat up, what the heak is wrong with you?
by jedifright

Jovakra Miran
by Your chin is off center, Im telling you!

Idiot
by Does my finger look like a blaster?

Why did you attack the jedi? They have the force not some forks. I'm telling you that we sould cheak everyone's and everything's hearing. It should be an evil policy.
by jedifirght

The light shining off your forhead is actually very becoming
by Brad McCallum

Uh Uh Uh, young man... you didn't clean your ears!
by Peter DeBaz

kmd
by Sheilds up!!!!

so then i was like, now this is getting totally out of hand, i mean come on, there are two of them now!!
by kmd

"What do you think of all this Nute? Do you think that GOD came down from heaven and stopped th..."
by 'Neo' Niall

hey nute, are you sure this invasion is legal?
by kmd

"Get into the kitchen and cook me some dinner woman!"
by Michael Phillips

Hey, you got something hanging off your neck... oh, sorry, it's just your head!
by Jaina

He's just revealed to the Viceroy that Amidala won't sign the treaty because his hat looks stupid.
by Novastar

Why use my finger when there are blasters on the ground! hu hu!
by Zach v

That hat has got to go, dude! It is most non triumphant.
by Unidentified

Our evil scheme is shattered!
by patrick kortkamp

Excuse me, but are those your shoes back there?
by Jedi Dyani

Bang Bang Your Dead
by obi-wan

And look at this lovely little piece worn by the Viceroy here. He brings out that ' I want to rule the galaxy, but I'm a total gimboid' look, dosen't he?
by Mic Riles

And once we take over Naboo, we will make everyone wear these stupid hats. Just like we have too.
by Shannon

Rune Haako: "Wadda mean you forgot to stop the newspaper delivery?! YOU-THE VICEROY!!!"
by Erin

Rune:Hey Nute. Nute: yes? Rune:er...i'm wondering...why aren't we the stars of the picture?
by Robem Nobel

Nute: "NO! Don't even think about doing that Three Stooges gag again!" Rune: "Nuk nuk nuk!"
by Ish

Rune: Okay, we're gonna knock out that wall and install a jumbo view screen there.
by Amidala83

Rune: I told you so! "Throw a big New Years party at the palace" you said! Hah! Who's going to clean this mess up?
by Amidala83

I'm guessing the facial didn't work
by Jaison

Rune taps the cardboard cut out of Nute and watches it clatter to the floor.
by Amidala83

Does my butt look big in this?
by Lidvi Erske

Nute: Okay, you've made your point Rune. It might be more effective to use a REAL blaster when you try to convince the Queen.
by Amidala83

Pull my finger!
by ISDcaptain

Sammy Jackson aint the only bada$$ in this muthaf*cka!! I'm gonna pop a cap in yo a$$ biatch!!
by Darth Mideon

That hat is whack, yo!
by Darth Mideon

See nothing beats the gun. Not rock, not paper, not even scissors.
by Duff97

No we can't share a wife !
by Steph Do'ed

For the last time not in front of guests!!!
by Malk Es'Med

Go ahead, pull my finger.
by Artie-Deco

"Umm... This is a stick up!"
by The loveable me

"Don't make me Cap your ass"
by F002rama

Rune:Wasn't your mole on the other side yesterday?
by

Rune:Wasn't your mole on the other side yesterday?Nute:I have a mole!
by chernobi

Hey! Stop showing me things that comes out of your nose!
by Honk the hutt

I said "Shut up or I will bust a cap in your ass!!"
by Locutus

No! I don't want to pull your finger again!
by Honk the hutt

You call that thing a hat!
by bfett

Bang! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
by bageleia

Any last requests before you pull my finger?
by Tom Anderson

oh, who's your talor?
by Obi mine

there is some thing in your ear, here let me get it.....
by sith lord2000

Young man I am ashamed of you! when your done with blasters always put them away!
by darth Ma

you got a weasel on your head.
by Farmer Ted

See I told you we should have traded stocks......
by Jedi Billy Gates

Nute: Rune, this is no time to play policeman
by Nathan Frederick

"You have to walk right up to them and BADABING!! All over your nice suit."
by Darth Papa

Yes, yes. It's anti-Jedi gas, there is nothing to worry about.
by Learobrbot Leach

This would be the demonstration of the new "Gun to the opponent's Head" Jedi mind trick.
by Binks Jr.

I swear, there is somthing in your ear
by Solid Snake

"Now we will discuss a new treaty." "Nice try, but that's her line stupid."
by DebVel

"Hey Viceroy! Pull My Finger!"
by DebVel

How many times have I told you NOT to go thruogh my closet. STOP WEARING MY GOD DAMN CLOTHES!!!
by Darth Anon.

Neimoidian #1: Sir, that's not a gun. That's your finger. Neimoidian #2: Shut up and give me yer Pokemon!
by A.C. Ropp

man I hate to tell ya but your hat is sooooo tacky!
by Leanna Kiera

heh heh...pull my finger.
by trsmith

Hey try to look sharp, were going to be on TheForce.net!
by Thomas Lane

You look like a chess piece with that hat on.
by Thomas Lane

you dont scare me
by Ishovelbanthacrap

Why do you wear that maroon robe? The green looks so much better!
by Carolyn

No, I don't have a tissue. Just give me the gum.
by D-Vader

Why is it always *my* fault? You're the one that always leaves your toys out where Lord Sidius can step on them...
by Aubrey-Wan Kenobi

Why do you always get to wear the fancy hat? Just once, I want to wear the fancy hat
by Darth Ham

How many times have I told you to pick up your toys?
by Casch Bered

Haako: I'm tellingyou, it's a matte painting!
by LadyMaraJadeKenobi

I knew we shouldn't have pulled the legs off that ewok!
by falcorejedi

What is this hat you are wearring
by John

Ha ha! Look at you! Don't you know that three-pronged hats are out? Two pronged is the way to go!
by The Great Big Jedi

Ha ha! Look at you! Don't you know that three-pronged hats are out? Two pronged is the way to go!
by The Great Big Jedi

I guess you are old enough to hear this. There is no Santa. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
by Bekybob13

What the . . . you call that a hat? THIS is a HAT!!
by SuperTaz

Alien on right: "To be or not to be, that is the question." Alien on left: "Uh, we're running a war here. Get with it."
by Andy

Rune: And now Viceroy, we'll discuss a new treaty... Nute: OK, you have the dress, the hat, BUT YOU ARE NOT QUEEN AMIDALA !!!!
by Jonny the Hutt

Rune Haako: "So I sez, 'Take my Nemoidian... please.'" Nute Gunray: "Shut up."
by Fine Tyler

Whoa! Now that's what I call earwax!
by Matt Kleiber

You know, I'd be a lot more scared if you were actually holding one of those blasters.
by Houdini

Let me guess..."Pull my finger".... right?
by Houdini

"No! Really! That dress does not make you look fat!"
by Kyle Cheatham

"don't just stand there, let's get to it, strike a pose, there's nothing to it... Vogue!"
by fabian

don't look now, but you dropped the blaster...
by fabi-one-kenobi

"pull my finger"
by fabi-one-kenobi

you have something in your ear... here, let me help you
by fabi-one-kenobi

Guy in green and black: "Hands above your head! You have the right to remain silent....."
by Ayah

Steve S.
by I love what you've done with your hair.

"Hey...pull my finger."
by Cheky Pagar

"Stop it...I don't want you to pull another quarter out of my ear."
by Cheky Pagar

RUNE HAAKO: "I'm telling you, that stupid hat doesn't suit you!"
by Warser

NUTE GUNRAY: "Yes, this should be adequate for the Neimoidia Paranoia festival."
by Thodamisyd

Rune: No, YOU'RE the lady killer.
by Big G!

Hey are you sure your a part of the trade federation because i saw a jedi that looks just like you!
by Superman

You should see a speech doctor about that lisp you have
by Superman

"With that hat you'll never win the princess' heart!"
by Justin W

I told you she wasn't 18
by Andrew

What the hell is your problem?
by Niko Tam Winn

"I'm telling you, if Sidious finds out that you didn't let Maul out last night, he'll kill you. You know he hates it when Maul doesn't get his walk."
by Joshua Sopko

now you and i have never met before is that right sir?
by schafdawg37

and again i ask you, what is with your hair today??!
by Scott Wendt

What have you done to your hair??
by Adlk

Didn't i tell you not to let the bad jedi come in. Now look what they have done!!
by Adlk

"Look out Nute, here comes Darth Maul! Quick, hide that Obi-Wan Kenobi action figure behind your back and act natural!"
by Omry

Rune (singing): ...here is my handle, here is my spout... Nute: Shut up, Rune.
by Omry


by Mike

"Are you talkin to me"
by Mike Bauer

Pull my finger
by Tox

Rune: Got Wookie? Nute: Uhhhh....
by Ryan Harrod

"I'm telling you, with a hat like that, you just won't be picking up any chicks."
by Rober Pered

Look at it just look at it !!!! What do u mean it can't be that bad ! The hat your wearing I mean it looks like something the Queen would wear !! Have u no self respect !!?????!!!!!
by Jedi Loki

I don't care what you say !! your not a Jedi waving your hand around in the air isn't going to do anytthing so just stop it !!!
by Jedi Loki

"My gun is bigger than yours!"
by 'Neo' Niall

YO DUDE! Welcome to the new Hamillenium...
by 'Neo' Niall

Alright Silas, one down, two to go!
by Niall

Kev vs Callum... THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!
by Morpheus


by

"Is that a bump on your chin"
by ByeBye Birdy

What's da deel with dat hair dew?
by Chris

An EARRING!?!? Didn't your mother and I teach you anything?
by omw_girl

"You realize of course that the kids watching this movie have NO IDEA what the Trade Federation is or does"
by Maul_of_America

"Any minute now George is going to walk in those doors and figure out that we shouldn't have been in this movie. Why must you be so aloof..."
by Maul_of_America

"I know what you're thinking, did I fire five shots or six. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?". Nute: "Alright, no more Clint Eastwood film festivals".
by Maul_of_America

"I'm nemoidian Ned and I kissed the sky. And all the Naboo say I'm pretty fly for a CGI guy. Word to your battle droid!!!"
by Maul_of_America

"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
by Moira

"Pull my finger..."
by Moira

JENN
by Samantha

He's about this high, blonde hair, and the future force of evil in the universe...
by Darth Saul

You better think, think, think! Think about what you're trying to do to me!
by Jadash

For pete's sake, your bum does not look big in that!
by stephen saul

Your mama is so ugly...
by Jadash

Wabbit season... duck season... wabbit season... wabbit season... I say it's duck season... FIRE!
by Jadash

What do you mean you mooned Darth Sideous?!
by bryan allen

I say we demand a raise!
by Darth Vader's Personal Trainer

BANG!!! Gotcha!! Stop being a little immature brat.
by Bryan Allen

MY mama wears ballet slippers?? Well, YO mama wears ARMY BOOTS!
by Aura Singasong

Wait a MINUTE! I could have SWORN I was holding a gun!
by Aura Singasong

Why so glum, my sad little chum? I think you need a hug!
by Aura Singasong


by

Next up on QVC we have an evil Trade Federation member....
by Chad Bergeron

Rune: That's no fair! Your hat's cooler than mine! Nute: That's cuz I'm the viceroy. Rune: Oh. Well that would explain things. I thought it was cuz Lucas likes you better. Nute: He does.
by Aura Singasong

Rune: I TOLD you our caption wasn't funny enough to be on theforce.net! Nute: It wouldn't have mattered. You spelled "monkeys" wrong anyway. Rune: Did NOT!
by Aura Singasong

"Don't worry, Nute. That little ninny queen didn't mean it. You have a great butt."
by Xavier Andrews

"Uh sir you got uh heh a uh...somthing hanging out of your nose."
by Drew_Solo

"Bang your dead!"
by Drew_Solo

"This is all your Fault!" "Beep, bop, erowww dnna dnaa, Beorppp!!!"
by Boba Fett

Ha! Bet you thought it was loaded, didn't you?
by ShadoKat

You Idiot! You wore the wrong hat again!
by AIASADAN13

"YO G why you Disin My Hat Fool!!!!" You Best shut up befor I bust a cap in yo A**!!!!!
by Quite-Gonefrom Gin

HEY, PULL MY FINGER!
by JEDIDADDY

You Got a Milk Mustache
by Ryan Cullen

Maybe we shouldn't have made those dwoids out of paper mache'.
by Flippy

You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law...
by Oneida

Blue robed alien: One, two, three. Three points on your hat! See? I told them I could count! That will teach those stupid Naboo to call us Nimrodians!
by Big Giant Head

And here is the dining room , what do you think
by matt sims

I can't believe you wore that hat with that robe, it's so last season.
by trillian

Is it a book or a movie? How many syllables?
by Scott C.

When George cut back on the money for props the cast was forced to use their fingers as blasters.
by Darth Blondie

Rune Haako- "This is a stick up!"
by Jeid

I can see through your head
by Barry

"Pull my finger"
by Jinnu


by fowchhatus

Look what I found in my nose!
by Darth Chuck


by

A demostration of the Neimodian secret weapon: the finger blaster
by Anonymous

I told you No playing in the house, but did you listlen NO!!!
by Mauler

You have a very large booger hanging from your nose. Would you like me to pick it for you or should I get a droid to do it?
by Jada Marnew

Nute: Where es my Wonton soup! I order it 2 hour ago! Haako: My doe no. Maybe yousa order wong...
by Sith Lordess Sarin of the Windy City

"I knew we shouldn't have sent away the Mountian Dwe Pop boy, now what do you have to say for yourself?"
by Jedi Dude

Pull my finger
by Lord of the Frings

If I told you once, I told you a thousand times that your face would stick like that if you continued to make that face...
by SupreTroopre

Ezekial 25:17 The path of the righteous is beset......
by The Phantom Dentist

" LOOK AT YOU! JUST ONE DAY IN QUEEN AMIDALA'S PALACE, AND ALREADY YOU ARE DRESSING LIKE HER!"
by IMJEDIMASTER

"Excuse me, your Spiffiness, but there's something in your- " "What?" "oh nothing..."
by

"Excuse me, your Spiffiness, but there's something in your- " "What?" "oh nothing..."
by Judor Bekk, Mandalorian battle king

"Ha, ha you're dead! Fifty bullets in your head!"
by almondjoy

" LOOK AT YOU! JUST ONE DAY IN QUEEN AMIDALA'S PALACE, AND ALREADY YOU ARE DRESSING LIKE HER!"
by JEREMY REED

What do you mean you couldn't handle it?! It's SEX for God's sake! How hard can it be?!
by timnimacal

Walk like a Nemodian
by THE_SITH

How many times do I have to tell you to put the toilet seat down?!
by Just passing through

"See! I told you I can catch my farts! Here, smell! Go on! Smell it" "You EEEDIOT!"
by

"See! I told you I can catch my farts! Here, smell! Go on! Smell it" "You EEEDIOT!"
by THE_SITH

now who is going to clean this mess?!!
by roden7@hotmail.com

"Nowwww freeze. See the character traits of guilt. The hands behind the back and the way he only talks with his upperlip."
by HPS99

What ' you talkin' bout Willis?
by Fett's fury

How could you let them get away! *smacks him upside the head* I wanted to let him go!!
by Cris "Gates" Case

You dolt! You left the q-tip in!
by JEdi Ferggs

"And alakazam, the quarter's gone!" "Hey! I saw you put it in your other hand!"
by Jedi Ferggs

But Mom! This hat goes great with my suit.
by Tyler

The newest holonet sensation: the Feddie-Tubbies!!!
by Brian Haughwout

Lott: "You stupid little cretin, what do you MEAN you didn't see the wire? You mean you tripped right over it?" Nute: "Well, erm, yes ..." Lott: "You. Are. Pathetic ...."
by Toryn Farr

Rune Haako: You mean that you just saw George Lucas and didn't have a pen handy? What kind of viceroy are you?
by

that Darth boy has a small dinky
by Pimp

Rune Haako: watch out I'm going to poke you in the eye
by

Rune Haako: Watch out Nute, I'm gonna poke your eye!
by Andre sab

Rune: There's a phantom menace behind you!
by Andrew Salacious

Are you sure that's the best hat to go with that suit?
by The Doctor

BANG! You're dead!
by Ackbar1013

Rune: What's that? Nute: Huh? where? Rune: Made you look.
by Ryan Harrod

'OK then, give me the goddam Budlight or I shoot you'. Gunray: 'That's a finger. You're still not getting my Bud Lite'.
by Senator Palpatim

You take two months to do these updates again, Nute, I swear I'm gonna shoot ya.
by Darth Tater

"Is it just me, or do these illegally aquired clothes make us look fat?"
by Reality Check

may the force be with arnulf
by @rnulf

Yes... I'm your father...
by Fener & Altri Caschi

Bad Boy!!!!!!!!!!! Clean It Up!!!!!
by Insane

Is that a lightsaber in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
by jedifright

"Don't look, now but George is watcha ing us, we'll sneek out the back door!!!!"
by OVer RiDe

"Don't look, now but George is watcha ing us, we'll sneek out the back door!!!!"
by OVer RiDe

Jedi Knight
by Turjafiman

"Aww.. come on! That's the oldest trick in the Galaxy!"
by Jemm

What is that on your head? Is it a Monkey's Butt- Ox?
by Heather Harrison

the force with me
by allex36

"I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
by Jeff Winslow

(Viceroy): "The Queen reminds me of that Xena charcter." (Assistant): "Yes, considering she is presently blasting her way into the palace to capture us." (Viceroy): Shoot.
by Gunblade3058

"Bang! You're dead!...You have to fall over now!" "I don't like this game... Let's play blow up the Gungans instead."
by Binks Jr.

I'm not falling for "Look, there's a jedi" again!
by Spidersith@aol.com

"I got your nose! ...oh...you dont have a nose..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi

DON'T YOU EVER RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME YOUNG MAN.
by Kara

Aw! come on. Pull my finger.
by Slippy

BANG YOU'RE DEAD.
by Kara

I love the way that hat bring out the yellow in your eyes!
by Tim Rucker

For the last time the reason I had your chair towed away was because It was parked in my spot.
by DarthSidious1138

"Snicker, snicker!" "Now when I say BANG, you fall down!"
by Tim Rucker

Watch the movie or I'll shoot this Neimoidian!
by Bib Fortuna

I told you not to press that button...
by Iguanagirl

"You did it again! You left the lid up!"
by Jules

How come you're Lord Sidious's favorite?
by Erica

RUNE: People should be showing up aaaaaaany minute now... NUTE: You idiot!!! I TOLD you nobody would come to our Y2K party IF YOU DIDN'T SEND OUT INVITATIONS!!! RUNE: I dropped a few hints...
by RANCOR

Hey buddy, you got some stuff in your ear. Let me pick it out for ya.
by Andy

"Bang, You're dead."
by Yodas Hubcap

Bang! You're dead! Hahaha.. Bang! You're dead!...
by Aubri

I thought the blockade was legal?
by Kevin Bryant

What are you talkign about snow? Its beautiful outside! Now I have to put my boots someplace where I can find them.
by Kevin Bryant

So tell me, is that your face, or did the make up guy confuse it with your butt?
by Aubri

So if I poke you right here, the Ooglith Masquer will...?
by Aubri

What are you talking about snow? Its beautiful outside! Now I have to put my boots someplace where I can find them.
by Kevin Bryant

Poke me again, and I'll sic the destroyer droids on you.
by Aubri

But I was going into Toschii Station to pick up some power converters.
by Kevin Bryant

Look at MY face? Look at YOUR face!
by Aubri

"...and you said they'd never update..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi

STAR WARS RAPE: PULL OF THAT ROBE, OR DO I HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF FOR YOU!
by evilis_maximus


by

Pull my finger......
by Obi No

"Look, how was I supposed to know the guns were empty"
by Michael Phillips

I really think you're going to like what this hat does for you...It says power!
by Lir-Jan Moonheart

Being a nemodien stinks. Let's join the light side.
by a anonymous person

Your really not going to wear that hat with them shoes are you ?
by jo jo

You've got to ask yourself do you feel lucky?
by rendar

You look at me when I'm talking to you, young man!
by Almond Joice

"Bang, your dead!"
by Lucky Bob

"Should I shoot him now or wait till I get home?"
by LoneWolfBW

"Should I shoot him now or wait till I get home?" "Shoot me now, shoot me now."
by LoneWolfBW

"Ow, quit it." "Ow, quit it." "Ow, quit it." "OW, quit it."
by LoneWolfBW

"I know you stole them. Give me back my cheeseballs!"
by obi-jon ferrari

I told you your hair is all worng!
by Angel Skywalker

and here is a good example of how not to dress for an invation girls!
by lobodavid

One more false move buddy, and your going to regret you ever hired me!
by JEDIWOLF

"Where is my bunny costume?"
by Christie Kenobi

Ya know...you should really have that looked. I think it's infected.
by Locutus

If you tell me one more time that we're twins who were separated at birth, I'll throw you into a molten lava pit!
by Christie Kenobi

Our model here make her, err, his case for red dresses and stupid hats
by Darth Doom-Holyfeild

"Dem's Jedi gonna bust'a cap in yo ass, man! They gonna git us bohf!
by Chewie Baca

Don't move, you got some schmutz on your robe
by Godspeed

"And so I said to the guy, five bucks?! That's a rip!!!"
by Boba Fett

"SO you see sir by putting the thermal exaust port in the launch bay we will over come the problem that all those death stars faced.""I see.""do you really sir??"
by Solraina

"hmmm... now why did I come in here again..."
by Brandon Ballard

"you know now that you mention it... our hats do look a little like stirofoam cut outs"
by Brandon Ballard

"Bang, bang. Your dead"
by Jedi Master Justin

You've got a smudge right. . . there.
by Joe

That's a STUPID hat!
by HP Printing Possibilities

Rune: "I'm telling you! These battle droids are useless!!They can't shot straight or dodge anything!We need another option!!" Nute: "All right,then. Let's hire these Stormtroopers,then."
by Vyktor

whats that stupid thing on your head!!
by blah yada

"Do I amuse you? Is that it? Do I make you laugh? Am I a clown or something to you?
by Zymurgy Cat

Lifting air is fun.
by Jeff

I really hate waiting between our scenes and those stupid Jedi's scenes.There's NOTHING TO DO!I wish we could just take over the planet already!I always say that!But do they listen to me?NO!
by Sarah Skywalker

Pull my finger.
by BravoOne


by

And den bang! I shot da creep in the face, because he was being a bit of a bantha fodda.
by Darth Smith

Uh, sir, you have something on your face...
by Phoenix Onagga

How do you expect to see movie, when the tickets are in your other head dress. Oi!
by Jeff Saltonstall

Sure. Of course you playing golf in your back yard during the time of the invasion.
by Jeff Saltonstall

Now listen up, class. Be sure to note the digified brow, the underbite of authority, and the pure culture represented by by our model here. Now, begin your finger painting.
by Jeff Saltonstall

So Nute how much do you think this place will go for on the real estare market?
by Cutadmaind

Nute: "Show me what you got." Rune:
by El Chuxter

Nute: "Show me what you got." Rune: "I say hip hop, hippit to the hippie, hip hip hop you don't stop rocking...."
by El Chuxter

You fool! Beef w/ Broccoli and Eggroll AND wonton soup for $3.99 how are we supposed to make a profit? You're Mad...MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by DevilEwok: Satan's Teddybear

Look, just because that ship got away does not mean you have to be in a bad mood.
by Nate Altom

"And so, she said to me, gee, Rune, your just the cutest thing since sliced bread, but that queen down there, you know, was like my second cousin once removed."
by None_of_Your_Business

Now. Stand a little more upright... Yes. Yes that's perfect! Now about that headress...
by Shneay

I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle...
by Alphie

Guy on right: "...and if we just put a little dab of Cherry Parfait right there, you'd look, well..." Other guy: "just like the girl in the makeup ad?" Guy on right : "Well ...no."
by Darth Ishy

(left guy)(Mumbling) After all this and I still don't get to move? (right)That's wonderful darlin'.. Cecile did you get that?
by Darth Lavender

"All right Morpheus, I want the access codes for Zion's mainframe!!!" "Oh...sorry, wrong script."
by Neo5683@aol.com

Announcer: As Nute shows here, the latest in winter fashions are headdresses resembling chess pieces...a rook in his case.
by Jedi Ritter

Don't you think that repaiting the walls will add life to the room?
by Skillet

Hey Nune, pull my finger.
by mjskywalker

should i cap you now or later? (other guy) hmmmm;thats a tough one
by andrew jones

wuz up! give me the planet or im gonna cap you!
by JaNUs

Bang! Ha ha! I got ya! You're dead, boss!
by Sir High Mucky-Muck

I TOLD YOU TO NOT WET THE BED BEFORE YOU SLEEP!!!! DAMN
by Alex

This is how you aim a gun, moron!
by WeirdOff

C'mon dad. I didn't do it. Sidous put the lightsaber in your bed. Not me. I don't want to hear any of it. Go to bed. Ohh dad. But....
by Kevin Bryant

Pick up your blasters and go to bed. Qui-Gon put 'em there. Wy do I have to pick them up? Don't talk back to me!
by Kevin Bryant

Here's your food sir. Wait, I forgot the tray. My bad.
by Kevin Bryant

I told you this wasn't a drag party.
by jedimasternathan

The hat goes with the ensamble, but it doesn't complete it. You have a variety of guns to choose from...let's go over here and look...
by Catherine Summersky

"Go To You Room!" "*Sniff* But I don't wanna!"
by -Deannakin

"Bang! Just Like That!"
by -Deannakin

"Are you trying to scare me?"
by MZ

"YOU were supposed to remember where we parked!!"
by Jedi Master Gimpy

''Pay up! I told you Darth Maul would lose!
by Starbutt

Nute Gunray: "You idiot, how am i supposed to appear before Lord Sidious looking like this!?!" Rune Haako: "Well, how was i supposed to know your robe is 'dry clean only'?"
by starwars nut

Dude...That hat is /so/ last season
by Oxymoron

"Give back to me" Guess which hand it's in first!"
by Obi Don't Sneeze Over Me

"Give back to me" "Guess which hand it's in first!"
by Obi Don't Sneeze Over Me


by Jedi kurt

No no no let me explain this again MY voice is the one that sounds like Bruce Lee YOUR voice sounds like Jackie Chan
by Exar Kun

I'm E.T.
by Barry

PENG
by Noname


by "You have something in your eye..."

"You have something in your eye..."
by Noname

"Ok, now you BETTER not go looking for me until you count to 30."
by darthjon64

"Hey, look at me, I'm James Bond!"
by darthjon64

Is that a zit?
by Lobot5

Nute: Waht? What did you say? Rune:The pizza guy's still not here yet.
by Lobot5

I know I'm going bald, you can stop pointing!
by Yodasoda

"Why are you looking at me like that?" "I just realized that your mouth and the words are not syncronized."
by Johnny5

Viceroy's Servent: "Judge me by my size, do you?" Viceroy: " What the heck are you talking about?!" "Were the same height!"
by Nimrod

For the last time! Anakin is Darth Vader!
by Nimrod

Look like Oscar the Grouch, I do.
by Nimrod

Haha! Lucasfilm is paying me more than you!
by Nimrod

Insert brain here
by Masquerade

"I told you that if we used Japanese accents everyone would say we were only bad Voltron rip-offs! That was our one big chance! And now look! Where are our careers now?
by J. Orcadi

Your Majesty, as per your request, Jar-Jar Binks was captured and awaits his execution outside. This way please.
by J. Orcadi

If it's any consolation, your Majesty, I didn't think we'ld survive as far into the movie as we did.
by J. Orcadi

Do you feel lucky punk? Well, d'ya?
by sultan229@earthlink.net

Nute- "Have I not constantly told you to stop wearing your bed sheets around the palace?"
by

Nute- "Have I not constantly told you to stop wearing your bed sheets around the palace?"
by Admiral Rkwor

Don't worry, I'm sure the queen will love your new headpiece.
by Jedi Elena

"Don't you know what you've done!? Darth Sidious wanted an apple pie, not cherry!"
by JediofJade

And this model is made of the finest metal and silk. As you can see, it also uses state of the art animatronics, plus it comes with a stupid Chinese voice!
by NUCATZ

"Do i have a bid for 50 credits?" "You?, ok do we have a bid of 100 credits?"...
by Little Green Dude

"Viceroy, look, there's a hole in your makeup! Get those little slackers over here right now!" Viceroy: "I simply (sob) cannot work like this. (sob) If you want me, I'll (sob) be in my trailer.
by Mike Antilles

Viceroy: "Yes, you blathering little fool, as soon as we get the Queen to sign the treaty, we can take off these horrible stupid masks and reveal ourselves as Gremlins. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
by Mike Antilles

Gunray: "You know, you're starting to look a little green there. Maybe you should go and lay down in your trailer." "That's my mask, you fool." "Oh, sorry. Forgot again.
by Mike Antilles

Rune: "Sir! Your eyes!" Nute: (sheepish grin) "Well..Park left his dressing room door open and I just couldn't help but borrow his contacts for a while..you like? I thought they'd match my outfit.."
by Princess Leia the Basketball Player

So I said "Bang, you are a dead, Darth Sidious"
by Jada Marnew

Lott Dodd demonstrates to Nute Gunray the awesome powers of their new superweapon, the Finger Gun.
by Tazina

"See, look, I'm telling you, my index fingers are frozen!"
by Eros Pureblood

RUNE: really, Nute, those earrings look fine! i bet Lord Sidious won't even notice them!
by Princess_lelila of jedi.net

"You throw me the idol, I throw you the whip. No time to argue!!"
by Dickie

"I'm telling you! Sidious and Palpatine look the same....I think they might be related!"
by Ftx

When are we going home, I WANT MOMY!
by Corran Horn

"are you talking to me?
by sqa0945

"Hey, I know great joke. Nute, pulla finger, pulla finger!"
by Grute Nunray

"You know what this means," "Yeah, they make us look like idiots with those stupid captions"
by Mic Riles

Rune Haako: "I thought I told you to ask George for noses! Just look at us!
by Darth Barf 327

Well, duh
by darth amidala

Well, duh!
by darth amidala

Rune Haako: This is a stickup! Gimme all your credits!
by Darth Barf 327

Rune: Now look what you did. What ever will your mummy say? Gunray: Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dummy

"I told you that our stupid droids weren't Y2K compliant!"
by kwawin

BANG!
by Lammisihac

No, the headdress makes you look very uh distinctive... and the robe does NOT make you look fat...
by Hnemthe

if you don't gimme that beautiful hat of yours , I'll blow your head in 2 seconds!
by guilu brrei

But what if she's got a pistol hidden in her throne? She could just reach in and point it at your head like THIS...we'd better be careful...
by Mike Heidenberg

Nice piercing
by Frank-B

Mint?
by Becky

Got Milk?
by "TheJollyElf"

Got your nose!
by Darth Spanky

isn't he oogly!?
by Josh

Ha! They say that there is a little kid who is going to be the right hand of the future emperor... Ha Ha Ha... a kid HA HA HA!!!
by My name?

I asked for pink, PINK! How could you not get PINK!
by

I asked for pink, PINK! How could you not get PINK!
by Christie Kenobi

I bring the beer but where are the girls!??
by Pillo

Rune, you idiot, this is no time to learn the Macarena
by Wonko The Sane

Whaddaya mean I have a big nose?
by Darth Poodle

Does My Finger Look Like A Blaster?
by Vader

"So what do you want to do tonight Brain?"
by Ollie Graham

Here, can I pick your nose? PLEEEESE?
by Dallas@macatawa.org

"ive told u one ive told u a thousand times pick up ur toy guns after ur through!! i can belive this room its such a mess!! u just wait till darth maul get here....."
by JEDIDADDY

You threw the map in the river?!
by Jeremy Sheer

Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
by J-bird

Bang! haha! you're dead!
by Kris Wiebe

you should never wear burgundy after slavelabor day....
by auggie

Go ahead. Make my day.
by ralph

I told you! I'm Amidala's pimp!
by J-bird

Do you enjoy growing your hair out or something?
by Antny Rizzano

You spilled the salt. Trying to fight the Naboos the last thing we need is bad luck. Throw some salt over your shoulder.
by Jeremy Sheer

BANG! You're dead!
by notelf

As you an see it needs alittle work but it's REALLY a wonderful little home.
by BushWolf

Hey... Pull my finger..hehehe
by MrMalPractice

COULD YOU LEAN FORWARD I'M TRYING TO TUNE IN MY ROCK STATION ?
by B-ZAR

...and another thing, take off that ridiculous hat before I smack you like a redheaded step-child!
by PB

What do you mean the datapad cheque bounced ?
by Jarsis

Look at what you did!! Darth Sideous will never forgive us for letting the dog go peepee on his new rug!!
by BigJS

"This is a Gun, pretty nifty isn't it! I made it myself!"
by wilkinsonct88@hotmail.com


by

Ok, imagine that my hand is a gun. Now hand it over.
by Cerebr@ Brog

Gimme five, brother!
by Seagull

Hey, dad, I need 50 bucks 'cause I'm going out with my friends!
by Seagull

Did your mother never teached you not to trow with food!!
by Frank-B

js
by js

Stop kidding dear! You can`t shoot me with your finger!
by Basso

You call THAT a hat? Looks more like a barbeque grill!
by General_Bel_Iblis

Snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper.
by O B Juan

I tell you we are perfectly safe here! It's not like two jedi knights, a young queen and a slave boy can defeat the trade federation! We are perfectly.....did you hear something?
by Bobbie Fett

You didn't wash behind your ears.
by Keenath

Under pressure training- How to survive with a blaster pointed at your head.
by Wildsyco

Rune Haako: (feminen voice) You've been dealing with Sith lords!?! If we're going to have a relationship, we're gonna have to be honest with eachother!
by Darth Barf 327

Rune Haako: "Look at this booger I picked." Nute Gunray: "We don't have nostrils you stunted slime."
by Emuboy

I told you you wouldn't like what you see when you went up there!
by Jason Antonio

Bang! Bang! You're dead! I love playing rebels & imperials!
by Admiral Snackbar

Don't shoot at me, HE's the leader!
by Admiral Snackbar

You said chicks would dig these robes, but again we're alone at the disco.
by Admiral Snackbar

Mr. Lucas, he keeps forgetting his lines and telling me he's my father! Oh, he is? Sorry. My mistake.
by Admiral Snackbar

Alright, so we BOTH look like Guinan! (Whoopi Goldberg from Start Trek:TNG)
by Bogey

I can't believe you dumped me for Jar-Jar! well, I just couldn't stand your accent anymore.
by Bar Bar Drinks

JUDO CHOP!
by Kevin Bryant

"Hey is that new?" "Nope" "Where'd you get that" "At the shop for morons like us" "Oh AND controled by some Sith Lord" "Yup" "I WANT ONE!!"
by Gilbert

"Look how I dress? What about that dorky hat??"
by OnlyOneKenobi

This is all your fault! I told Santa that I wanted my own planet for Christmas and you go off and tell him that I've been a bad boy!
by Larry Boy

wierd
by STAJOCOFRE

"Who's on first?"
by Chris Knight (cknight@netmcr.com)

I said, pull my finger!
by Bill Elmstedt

is really cool
by Mandy

Look at this place, it really needs some redecorating.
by Mandy

Hey Nute....pull my finger
by Exar Kun

Scenes from the Neimoidian version of "Terrance & Phillip" entitled "Gunray & Haako"
by Exar Kun

rune Haako: Nute you start lisnen to me or i'm gonna blow your head off, understood? Nute Gunray: Shut up
by Jason R

'how many times must I tell you, that hat just doesn't go....'
by callista

Dungeon-X
by Nute: I don't have a nose to pick Rune!

Privately Nute felt the hat was a bit too much.
by Darth Anoymous

Bang!
by Walchwafor

With the defeat of the Trade Federation, two Neumodians discuss their future plans. "Well," suggested the one on the right, "we could always go back to Teletubbies." "Shut up Dipsy", the other said.
by Kevin Haughwout

Rune:hold still... you've got a hair in your eye. Nute: quick get it out! Get it out!
by nick rock

Are you talkin' ta me?
by Soms T. Zecon

For the last time, it's YOUR turn to clean up the mess we made!
by Hawkeye

"Pull my finger."
by

"No, I don't think the Queen is 'Hot' for you."
by Andy Barber

If you sleep with my wife one more time........BANG!
by Daniel Bradley

You're the disease, an' I'm the cure!!
by Sherack Nhar

"No, I am NOT going to fall for the old "pull my finger" joke"
by boba feta

Why did you make me wear this stupid dress?
by Dan Burke

What happened to your party? Why did all the guests leave?
by YodaJeff

Hey what was that you said about Star Trek!
by Dan

"You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy!"
by Boba Fett

Rune Haako: "I told you...I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!"
by nbcnews

"But how was I supposed to know which one was her? She must've changed at least five times!"
by TY

Rune: "See? I told you, we don't have any ears! SEE?!"
by Padme Kenobi

Rune: I suppose you're going to blame me for all this?!?!
by Darth Ssven

you kinda doo look like the queen
by Bantha Tracker

"Bang bang!" "What ARE you doing?!" "Hee hee.. bang bang..bang bang!"
by Empress Fett

so you want some chicken fried rice?
by Bantha Tracker

the washroom is that way, I think!!
by Bantha Tracker

Is that a cockroach in your ear, Nute?
by Boss Nass

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's VICEROY!
by Frank S.

Me myself and a Jedi Like me.
by It is so you... Oh My God it is so you!!

hung monkey
by "why do your eyes look bloodshot?"

The Least Favorite Spy
by "You da man!"

"You see, if we had just killed the queen when we had a chance, we wouldn't be having these problems!"
by Lbotomy

Let's do the Timewarp again!
by Pez

Do you think this robe matches the background or should I get a new one?
by Pez

Rune: Look at you! You, with the silly hat and the fancy robes. Who do you think you are, the pope?
by Obi-Wannabe

This is a...uh..um....stick up. Yeah thats right. This is a stick up, now hand over all your credits nice a slowly. And don't make any strange moves.
by Pez

"I told you not to bring the Sith in this, BUT NOOOOO!!! Let's invite them, make this whole invasion a bit easier....yeah, right."
by MikeCan

Lookat your hair and your dress and those shoes!...................
by Bassoonjedi

You fogot to clean your ears again, didn't you?
by kylaran

Viceroy, don't look now, but you seem to have what appears to be flava' in your ear.
by Darth Kik

Rune: Did you get that lovely hat at Bloomingdale's?"
by Tyler Davis

"Look at that outfit! What were you THINKING?"
by Queen Emidala

You think you plan is sooo brilliant. Then why dis Darth Sideous kick us out of his bedroom?
by JediMaster83

"....as you can see, the bedroom is quite spacious, and the adjunct bathroom...."
by MaGnUs Darklighter

Lord Maul didn't appreciate the "pull my finger" joke one bit!
by Michael L.

"you're wearing THAT hat with that robe?! ick!"
by btweasel

Silent Night.... No! your off key again!!!
by Darth Chaos

"Look, it's just a party gag! Now pull the damn finger!!"
by wayne cleary

Rune Haako: "Darth Sidious demands the the Trade Federation Viceroy keep their ears clean!"
by Jawa_21

"Hey, I just noticed we don't have any noses!"
by TR2K

I don't care how cool you think it looks im not geting my lip pierced
by Paul "Pip" Denayer (laksivrka@aol.com)

Jedi, schmedi. But that Amidala's a looker, isn't she?
by Darth Paul

Awright, this is a shtick-up. Gimme all the credits and noone gets hurt.
by Vaderdude

None of that auburn stuff Nute, we're getting some nice purple shag carpeting for this place.
by Jedi Savant

Do you think Queen Amihotta suspects?
by Sam Wiley

Why should I use the blasters on the floor? Fingers are so much more fun!
by DrEdri

"and here, from the new sidious fall collection..."
by mike eudaily

Hang on, I'll get the wax out for ya
by pack-rat

How many times must I tell you we need need better hats, no-one is taking us seriously!
by Steven Kemp

Hey! do you have SHIT in there?
by Guillermo Carrera

"Would you care to dance?"
by DarthBudge

No, you may NOT pick my nose!
by Micah Zabell

You look like the pope with that hat on!
by Thomas Lane

No, it's my turn to wear the bigger hat.
by Thomas Lane

How come Lucas allways gets you a better wardrobe.
by Thomas Lane

You really need to get some sun.
by Thomas Lane

Why are you wearing that robe? It's blazing hot in here!
by Thomas Lane

*pointing guy with fake Bruce Lee accent*: Yes I could pick up one of those guns and kill you now, but this 10-gauge rubber-band will do. *Other guy with similar accent*: Are you brain dead?!
by Micah Zabell

That's the last time I let you have a party here..Just look at this mess
by kieron trembath

Pull my finger or i'll send in the droids...
by Maelstorm

And once again the server crashes due to pull my finger jokes....
by Maelstorm

Gimme your wallet, head pice .. and that nifty robe
by Maelstorm

Nooo you said it would be easy.. Just a few droids and we would get Natile Portman's autograph .. heh.. now look how deep we are in!!!
by Maelstorm

For the last damned time I'm not going to pull your finger!
by Maelstorm

Dint you tell lucas that we are sick and tired of being cast as the evil japanese????
by Maelstorm

You look MMMarvelous...
by Maelstorm

I thought you had to be atleast this tall to ride the stap droid ride..
by Maelstorm

How many times do i have to tell you!! We should put in the reg books when going into battle after launching all battlecraft close the launch dors!!
by Maelstorm

Are you 100% shure no one could fly into the hangar bay and fire weapons at the reactor?
by Maelstorm

"You said Sidious was a Mousekateer! Not a Sith! I'm telling Mommy!"
by Stephanie Webster

Nute, FOR THE LAST TIME: YOUR GRUMPY GO TO BED EARLIER!
by Darth Bane

"Did you have to wear the RED outfit? I thought that we were supposed to match! I swear you don't care about my feelings at all!"
by Lord Ruthven

Hey man, pull my finger
by Hedge End Posse

Wha you order?
by Hedge End Posse

But sir, I don't want to pick your ear wax!
by Brandon and Mike

What could go wrong...after all we have battledroids.
by Marc

Bang Bang! your dead
by MC-hammer

From this angle, I'd say it's a zit...
by Kris Rusho

Right there! Hold it. Guys, doesn't he look just like Janet Reno when he makes that face?
by Mark Earnest

Rune: "I specifically remeber handing you those blasters, where are they!?!" Nute: "Well, uh, gee..."
by ackbar33

No, no, no! It goes like this: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout! Here is my handle . . .
by WaterPixie

No! You can not phone home!
by fabi-one-kenobi

In a musical scene cut from the TPM, the two Trade Federation chancelors take turns rapping and moonwalking to an original Michael Jackson song.
by Obi No


by Drew Brasfield

How many times have I told you to put the toilet seat down!?!?
by Drew Brasfield

Did you let your mother dress you again this morning???
by alanna


by

They're taping us? Is that leegal?
by Lady Raven

so, was it good for you as it was for me?
by Ari Goodman

This splendid Neimdian comes with full quasi-Evil gear and Armadi clothes!
by Darth jade

Peacemaker
by OK OK...your Finger is longer than mine!

Taking over the planet may have been Darth Sidious's plan, but wearing her dresses was all YOUR idea!!
by nicholas

You better fix your slip before Darth Maul comes, or else we're both done for!
by nicholas

Are you CRAZY! Forget the queen, did you see how many handmaiden's she left behind!
by nicholas

I TOLD you that we should've bet on Anakin, but NO, you HAD to pick that wierd creature with feet as hands!
by nicholas

Yo, yo, yo! We gonna bust caps in dat gungan ass.
by

Nute" I wanted that New Deluxe Lightsaber" Rune" but viceroy they were all and that is just for kids" Nute(jumping up and down)"I want it now or I will throw you to the Gungans"
by Cosmos

Honey,did you forget to get the kids again?
by Jumper8747

Hey can I borrow a cup of gravy?
by Jumper8747

"Come on...pull my finger."
by Lillian C.

Think higher, you're singing flat. Now, start again: "Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens..."
by Fett2000

"You know, if we put up some curtains over there and maybe miniblinds and a baloon valence, it would give this hall a splash of color, and increase the value of the equity. "
by Captain Morgan

I told you we should have...
by Mat

I told u we should have called first
by Luke

"Look, all I'm saying is, if you're going to put your hands on Darth Mauls
by blocowesoi

"Look, all I'm saying is that if a muthur is gonna put it's digits and Maul's lady's feet, then the muthur souldn't be suprised when it finds itself trying to breathe a lightsaber sheath
by blocowesoi

Man look at you, you call that a robe?
by mother booze

Gunray: What's that thing on your head? Haako: What thing? Gunray: Oh, I'm sorry, that IS your head!
by Jedi Mara Kenobi

"I have a bad feeling about this"
by Jedi Mara Kenobi

Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
by the stormie that hit his head...

Nute: "Ugh. Nimoudians hold white Jedi men hostage in teepee, many moons. Ugh." Lucas: "Cut! Nute, you're supposed to be JAPANESE stereotypes! No Indians until Episode 2."
by Big Chief Swinging Saber

"so, then i say, look here "queen" amidala, you sign the treaty or i cap your ass..."
by drthmalise

Rune: I thought you were getting a NEW hat for Christmas, that one is so out of style!
by JediTim

Now this is what the Queen will do when she gets here. Then what do you do? I'll tell you. First say "Your nose is shining." then when she goes for her powder, tie her up with your hat.
by insert name here

"Why do we have to wear such stupid looking outfits?"
by Fan064

"Stick 'em up! Don't think I won't shoot you!"
by dagobah

"I told you these outfits make us look stupid"
by Fan064

"Hey, watch where you point that thing."
by Fan064

First neimodian: Simon says, sing "I'm a Little Teapot." AND DO THE DANCE! Second Neimodian: -Sigh- I'm a little teapot......
by Makoto Dawkins

Does your rubber mask itch as bad as mine?
by tim drake

"I'm a little teapot..."
by Jenny

RH:*Whack* Are you brain dead!! NG: *Falls back*
by Joli Vol

Rune- "Come on, Nute, pull my finger!"
by OBW1

To avoid futre 5 year olds from blowing up our battleships Naboo fighers must have a disclamer stating that you must be atleast this tall to become a pilot.
by Maelstorm

It's all your fault. Next thing you are going to tell me is that we should of gone with those prototype white and black armor for the clone army.
by Maelstorm


by Rune: "And here ladies and gentlemen is

Rune: And here ladies and gentlmen is our wonderful Nute Gunray statue....Please do not touch."
by Darth Ssven

Pull my finger !
by amidala

Bang!Bang!
by amidala

At least my name has nothing to do with a U.S. president!
by Liz Skywalker

I think my finger is infected
by Barry

You ugly! My mama said you ugly
by Nikki


by Leias lover

See, I told you Viceroy, that hat dosen't hide all your dandruff. You might nedd some shampoo instead.
by Leia Organic carrots

... "Are you proposing tome?" ...
by Leias lover

What do ya mean we have no trojans?
by Anthony

"Don't you think i'm good at the Macarena?"
by Leias Lover

"May I have this dance?"
by Leias Lover

You don't disrespect me like that in front of my women (Q. amidala)...You HEAR!!! Get to Steppin'!!! Don't make me hurt you...
by I wanna be a gun-gun

"Is the cieling leaking?"
by Leias Lover

"Bang.., .,., Bang,,,, BAAAAAng!!!"
by Leias Lover

"Don't even think about giving that 'wet-willy' to me...
by tom servo

will you look at THOSE ears!
by

Whats this big gooey thing in your ear.. I think it's pulsating!
by Chad Singer

"No, I will not pull your finger!!"
by Mattman

"No, I don't want to see it. We don't even have noses, so where did you pick that?"
by Mattman

"No sir it doesn't make your butt look big"
by Jennifer Wood

HMMMMMM, i wonder if your eye is jelly-like...
by Qui-GoneTo the Can

No I will not pull your finger.
by Darth Stev

"Are you talkin' to ME?"
by Bjmmn

I'm telling, ya, Nute! We gotta get rid of that opening on the waterfall side! It's swarming with granite slugs!
by Ambassador Cara Jade

Dammit! You know we agreed on lavendar tiles for the floor!
by Darth Fool

Guy on the right: Ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?
by Marie D Padawannabe

You know what! You really look awful!
by Mr.XL

I swear, Nute! That pillar's got George's face on it! Just look!
by Ambassador Cara Jade

"I didn't plug the toilet."
by Sniperhawk

Rune: I told you we should have turned at the last pillar! Nute: What pillar? Where?
by Ambassador Cara Jade

Come on, what does it matter what we say? The only people that'll read it are a buch of cybergeeks anyway...
by Ambassador Cara Jade

Look over there! Our Central Fusion Generator just got blown up by that kid!". "Told you we should've put a shield on the front foor".
by

Look over there! Our Central Fusion Generator just got blown up by that kid!". "Told you we should've put a shield on the front foor".
by Ftx

Are you sure I can't offer you a Vulcan hand-job?
by The Baron

Hey....Hold It........YOU GOT SOMETHING GREEN ON YOUR FACE!
by Rodney Walters

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THERE NOT COMING!!..I'VE ALREADY GOT THE BEER AND GIRLS!"
by PAEDUR

"Hey, look, there are the intruders!" Nute Gunray : "I can't HEAR you!"
by Mordredd the Great

I swear if you say "Hey Viceroy, pull my finger" one more time you will be on the next transport to Kessel
by morpelefor

Just look at you, your wardrobe is so last year!
by Anna B.

So you're telling me Santa didn't bring you any Episode One toys or shirts!!
by jediknt197

fhh
by fg

But the MOST annoying habit of the Neimoidians is picking their nose and flinging the bugars....
by Obi No

OH MY GOD!!! You've got a huge piece of space trailer trash in your ear!
by SCOJOIA

"Would you please be so kind as to....pull my finger??"
by Lt. Guilo

NUTE!!! There is something growing out of your neck!!!!
by Yun Terek

"Let's just make sure we take care of Queen Amidala." "You mean.... 'take care' of her?"
by Dandaman

You forgot where we parked the AAT again? I don't frickin' believe this!
by Luke Skywalker

Why are you shooting me with your finger, when there are two perfectly good blasters on the ground?
by Paul

Yo man, I told you no cigars in bed!
by Germy

Pulla my finger
by Michael Hinchen aka Darth Grimlock

R.H.: Live long and prosper. N.G.:YOU'RE FIRED
by nicholas

"Get in there and deal with those Jedi! I mean it, right now! And don't get that stubborn look on your face, you..."
by Queen Ami

you get killed but there is other viceroys
by obi wan

you get killed but there is other viceroys what isnt there about 40 ships orbiting naboo they only blow up one
by obi wan

"When was the last time you washed your ears man? I'm guessing we'd find the Katana fleet in that mess!"
by Randall Flagg

Dofine: "With you out of the way Lord Sidious will have to reconsider." Newt-"Wait a min. that's not a real gun"! Dofine-"Yes it is." Newt-"Is that just a lie"? Dofine-"No." Newt-"Ok then, fire away."
by Jade Power

nah' it tastes like chicken
by darth monkey

Rune Haako: "Sir, have you been washing your ears?!"
by Gasgano

Bayto Risob
by Tobi Bayerstorfer

Rune Haako:"DARN! ILM did it again, I should be holding a gun!"
by Gasgano

Man, I better told you: You've got a terrible hat!
by Emkay

"Okay, who designed these hats? They're just not trendy! LUCAS! Fire your costume designer: we want Tommy!"
by Liz

varzolutor
by zoelle vares

Damn I need a face-lift.
by USETHEFORCE

"Can't we go out for Fish and Chip's tonight? Please, be rational!"
by Qui Gon Keebler

Where is the REAL Viceroy? No, I will never tell!
by Jack M

I'll cap your ass if you don't give me my money bitch!
by u4ia420

I just came from Queen Amidala's cell.....want to smell my finger?
by BrantGeoff

I can't believe it's not butter!
by Rubber Ducky

With a head that big, all it would take is one little push, and over you'd go.
by Electric Chicken

COME ON PULL MY FINGER!!!!
by Mongo

"Yes, I do believe you should grow it longer.... it'd go so well with your greenish complexion."
by Anna

Bang.
by Seth

"...or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie..."
by Darth_Maul_the_Dark_Lord

"How many times have I told you...never wear maroon after Boonta Eve"
by Iceheart

The party's over! Will you stop that gansta rap funk-so-brudder stuff? Cut it out! NOW!
by kampongchicken

And here, class, is the universe's largest PEZ Dispenser!
by Jedi_Shadow

"What do you mean you had sex with her
by Wedge Antilles

Sing, my angel of music! SING FOR ME!
by Jedi_Shadow

"I love your hair! Wherever did you get it done?"
by Lisa

Rune:"Bang bang! Now I'm Viceroy!" - Nute:"Oh buzz off."
by Mac the Fork

You know thw penalty if you fail - PULL MY FINGER!
by George Luke S.

I'm telling you we're stereotypes of Japanese businessmen!! - And I tell you we're actually original creations you decadent western infidel!!
by Dud Bolt Jr.

guy in black: i figured out how we can get Amadalia to sign the treaty we will blackmail her she wears hair exstentions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by catie one kenobi

That headdress is SO you!
by Theresa Samons

"You have some lint on your hat... got it"
by Katrina

May the force be with you...(big fart) BURHGGG..OOoP....too many chilidogs can cause the force to be with you..alittle longer......
by The Force

You bring havoc to the universe, but you can't pick me up one lousy bottle of milk?
by Nerfherder

Come on.......pull my finger!
by ghostmann

I LOVE ALISIA
by Paul

Ya down wit that, brotha?
by

" Yo, mutha I'll kick your candy ass!! "
by A Male

Do you know what will happen when the trade federation finds out you embarrassed the queen? For goodness sakes, all you had to do was make a proposition.
by John

Say what again....say what again...I dare you I double dare you nerf-herder say what one more sithing time-- from "Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars"
by Exar Kun

"oh I TOLD you not to press the button but nooooooo yu had to press it and blow stuff up im not cleanin' this mess up"
by Iggy

"Hey, Nute! You have a booger coming out of your nose!"
by master jedi

Uh...I don't think we are wearing any pants.
by Darth 2000

bah jo
by break yo' self, fool!

I warned you about those Jedi. It's a wonder that you can hear anything, what with all of that wax in your ears. Use a Q-tip, man!
by Me

No no, This is how you do it.
by Yoda

Hey Nute...why the long face?
by Darth Paul

I say...what in the world is that thing on your head?!
by Wes Grogan

I say...what in the world is that thing on your head?!
by Wes Grogan

Rune Haako (imitating E.T.): Owwwwwwwch...
by Queen Amygdala

"You and your horned toads!"
by The Penguin

"I know, we'll drop this whole get up and make a western!"
by Maestro Cheese

No... you'll get no supper until we found these underwater-cities...
by Corus Cant

BANG! You're dead. Let's see a battle droid shoot that accurately!!!!
by Sam Morrison

I told you to use Western Union
by Rearo Bilap

"Do you have any moisturizing cream? This palace air is doing murder to my skin!"
by Darth Bugaboo

Nute:Look, you can use a real blaster, there are some on the fl-- Rune: I'll use whateve weapon I deem worthy, you blasted foool!
by Porygon's brother

I think this is what they call a "holdup."
by JediKnight1984

BANG!
by John

pull my finger
by sithord

Newt,"I told you I'd get the captions updated"! Dofine,"Your life will only be spared if this caption makes into the top ten."
by jade_power@hotmail.com

"Forget this, I'm going to filmforce.net!"
by Mic Riles

I miss my birdie.
by Walelteoma

Daultay Dofine: Bang! Your dead. Nute Gunray: Daulty, what did I tell you about playing cops and robbers when I am trying to capture the queen?
by Stawar1126

Y'know, that hairstyle is definitely you!
by omw_girl

Will you listen to me? That hat does NOT go with that dress!
by Jeanette Swift

You are a pompous (poke), wart faced (poke), moron (poke), and take off that ridiculous hat before you embarrass us all.
by Glenn Manry

Dude, you've got some really weird hairgrowth!
by Mordredd the Great Mage

(Nute Gunray looks to the NRA representative for speech tips) Nute- "So you're saying that blasters don't kill people, people kill people?"
by Admiral Rkwor

Rune Haako: Give me $10 to stand on my head in front of Maul and say, "Sidious Sucks!"
by Admiral Ackbar

Rune: Yet another impossible task from Sidious. Nute: Oh, yes! Give it to the minions!
by Admiral Ackbar

*smack* You moron! How could you lock the keys in the car? My birth control is in there!!!
by Brian Borst

I told you not to pick on those battle droids before! Pick up the guns and return them right now!
by HZD

Gimme your wallet before I bust a phat cap in you ass beeatch
by HilDoBeWas

Help! There's a Neimoidian here with a rubber band pointed at me!
by Pheonix

"Coming up next on the Home Shopping Naboo, we will be cutting our prices on this wonderful black hat!!!"
by Qui-gon-Den

Gunray: I'll do whatever you want, but please don't shoot me! I havea wife and 3 grubs!
by Sir High Mucky-Muck

Gunray: Hako, if you really wanted to kill me, you would have used one of those blasters. Haako: Huh? Oh crud, forgot that part!
by Sir High Mucky-Muck

Why did you do that you idiot?!?
by Jedi Dude

You ever hear a Naboo barking spider? Here... pull my finger...
by Big Ted

Why did you do that you idiot?!?
by Jedi Dude

"I'm The Phantom of the Opera!" "No, I am!" "No, I am!" etcetera, etcetera, etcetera
by guess who

Hey, That's my face
by guess who

That was close I've never had an attack with a weed wacker
by Obi Jon Kenobi

Little Known Star Wars Trivia: This was the original idea for the Skywalker twins, Luke and Leia. However, Lucas decided notd to
by guess who

Little Known Star Wars Trivia: This was the original idea for the Skywalker twins, Luke and Leia. However, Lucas decided against it in case he later decided to have either of them get married.
by guess who

i still think i should shoot you, i mean come on, look at this pretend gun, wouldn't you want a real one pointing at you instead?
by david deavila

See what ya did? Waup wi'dat? Now I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass!
by Mung Mouth

"So what would u do if a Naboo Guard put this gun to ur head?" "Oh come on! That'll never happen. Our Droidekkas and Battle Droids can't b beatten, unless they figure out how to turn em all off"
by phantommenace007@yahoo.com

Bilmed
by "don't move, or i'll shoot"

"Im taking controll of ur operation" "Thats not a gun" "Doh! Well at least we Nemodians rnt stupid enough to have it so the battle droids dont work if they destroy that one ship" "Uh-oh"
by phantommenace007@yahoo.com

Bilmed
by "pull my finger..."

Bilmed
by "here, practice oral sex on my finger"

Man that is the biggest zit I neven saw!!!!
by Some Guy

Pull my finger. C'mon, go ahead.
by aal-mike-qui

Come on, let me poke you in the head...it's fun!
by David Murphy

Care for some Pop Rocks?
by Chris C.

"Hey, you got new contacts, didn't you?"
by MyBigBrain

You want some of this? Huh punk!!??
by Archie

freeze
by coldabodel

"Ok, when I point to you, you begin singing. Ready? 'Row, row. row your skiff, gently down the stream...'"
by Obi-Wan Pickard

put your hands behind your back and drop that gaffi stick punk
by maul of america

Where's the beef Nute?
by Stv1


by

Guess who is going to be the next Vanna White?
by Jenny

Not killing Jar Jar the first time he saw him
by Foo2rama

Don't make me cap your alien ass
by Foo2rama

BANG!
by Foo2rama

Aren't you supposed to read me my rights before you handcuff me? Huh? Hey, you tricked me! You don't even have a gun!
by

Guns! I don't need no stinking guns! I'll kill you with my finger!
by Foo2rama

Pull My finger
by Foo2rama

The Queen? Yeah I did her.
by Foo2rama

Homie... I'm a Crip your a Blood. Now I got to kill you
by Foo2rama

Your Face is even uglier then mine!!!
by Foo2rama

You know this man has no sexual organs
by Foo2rama

Rune: "The can isn't working again, the droids are getting restless.
by matthew martin

What the hell is that thing...a mask !?!?
by El Gemusio

Rune:This one's a decoy you say. That's the real queen you say. I oughta shot you right now.
by Lerad Khryon

No, no, no. That hat clashes with your whole suit. It has to be the same color and big
by Knight

WHERE"S THE BEEF??????
by derick

Which way to the potie? That way.
by YodaTrooper

Haako: How are we going to explain this to Lord Sidious? Gunray: One simple little word, Rune. 'LIE'.
by Obi-Ann Kenobi

Here we have stupid sporting this stupid hat concraudultions stupid your stupid and lets no forget your stupid world is stupid! yet I think we are somehow related
by Jaw

C'mom man! Let's plays Jedi and Imperials! Bang! Bang! Ha your dead! Nay Nay!
by Da-sahia Maxin, Jedi knight

u try to run yea that figures cuz i pull my trigger on u brotha killa man
by omel-ri soskk

And I thought I was having a bad hair day! Bad hair day? How about a bad hair LIFE!
by Dyech Knocde

you got sumthin' in your ear there... yeah, right there...
by

you got sumthin' in your ear there... yeah, right there... never mind...
by Schtoopid mishishimashicrapalopogi

You have wax in your ear. Here, let me dig it out for you...
by Bill

Go ahead, you can tell me...can you tell I'm not wearing any deodorant??
by John Rickertsen(crturin@jdv.net)

Is that a battle droid under your robe, or are you happy to see me?
by John Rickertsen

"I'm telling you your a 'summer golden', not an 'automn tan'."
by Gwenivere

"You have the largest head I have ever seen"
by Antony

I can't BELIEVE you wore that hat today whne you KNEW it would clash with my gown!
by Queen Leslidala

"One more step, and Melon-head gets it!"
by Jimmy Doin'

you are very interisting, ....But stupid
by zerling

I really gotto go
by wes

Damn you scuba steve
by xxxx

You could have came out of the c
by Mil and Marc

You could have came out and tould me you where gay sooner.
by Mil and Marc

" Show me the Money!"
by Qui-Gon Gina

No, it was YOUR job to pick up the room!
by notelf

And you think Maul is ugly!
by Darth Narked

I told you not to buy second hand droids buuuutttt nooo "There just as good as brand new" you said NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED A BLOODY KID BLOWS UP OUR COMMAND SHIP!!!
by Whatever

"Why have you got a Waffle in your ear?"
by Jacen

"Hey! Your nose is gone!!"
by Thrawn

mumble.."yeah... nothing can get through our shields... sure... " BANG
by Jace

Guy on the right: I have a gun! I'll shoot you! Like those Force guys! Guy on the left: (Like Dr. Evil) Rrrright...
by Anthony Hart

so, you wanta, two orda of wonton ant one orde of fwy chicken? stupid stupid stupid!!!!
by gordon'the flash'mclachlan

..but your aunt does have big feet!!!i'm not even going to dignify that with a response
by young jedi numero dos

ugggh. thats just plain nasty! well i couldn't go off and have that anikin kid have 'er all to himself!
by mcglotasan

bang! bang!..blimey!would you bloody stop that?!!
by mcglotasan

Guy in blue: "Ay yo, you always knew the blood and crips war would end like this..."
by Wa-Haa Besio

you can't fool me missta spida man!
by mcglotasan

you can't fool me missta spida man!
by mcglotasan

Alright, Gunray, this is your last chance. Either you stop talking with that stupid accent, or I blow your brains out.
by Mike Mistele

..names bond, james bond*tee hee*always wanted to do that
by mcglotasan

NUTE: your gay.
by bob

"Now don't give me that look, I told you that your hat would never match anything the Queen wears..."
by BethAnne

"Got your nose! Ha ha!" "That's not funny."
by Hrairah

"Forgot to call the roofers again, didn't you... Jerk..."
by Arcain

Whuts up my nigga?
by Chuck E. Love

Rune: Is that you're head or did your neck throw up!?!?! (I know it's corny but it works)
by Captn Sol


by

"BANG! You're dead!" "Why do I always have to be the robber?"
by Hrairah

What the hell is that crap on your face!
by Justin Emilio

Nute, I am SO TIRED of your CRAP!
by Darth Idiot

Nute Gunray? Try Nute DUMBray! Hahaha! Don't hit me.
by Darth Idiot

And here we see Mr. Kennedy in the convertible. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left...
by Darth Idiot

No, the egg salad's on your EAR, NOT on your lip. Howdya do that, anyway?
by Darth Idiot

STICK 'EM UP! You rebel scum...
by Darth Idiot

Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
by Darth Idiot

How come ya only got zig zags fer pupils? That's different.
by Darth Idiot

Pull my finger.
by Darth Idiot

Does this smell funny to you?
by Darth Idiot

No, YOU have the problem! I ordered my pizza TWO HOURS ago!
by Darth Idiot

Blmachode
by Mads Bluhm

Virjus Kojar
by Jussi Virkki

Oi oi oi! Ya shmuck! Ya let the Queen into tha palace, you let the droids wreck the architecture...
by Gaelic Boy

"Time to trim your ear hair, Nute"
by Firestar

Viceroy: No, for the last time, I don't want a wet willy!!
by Teraris

Rune Hakko: "I'm telling you, she's 14! She'll never go out with you! You're older, and an alien. Not with Anakin available!"
by Obi-Wan Kenobi

Look.I´m not your father!!!Vader is!!!!!!!!
by eva.amidala@post.sk

What smells? Did you fart?
by Ryan Lucas

Alright put the "gun" away, we can play rambo after the invasion. loser
by Tommy

And then TheForce.Net's server was crashed as thousands of users bombarded the server with "pull my finger" captions...
by Bry-Gon Jinn

"What do you mean, 'Pop a cap in yo ass?'"
by snagglepuss

"Please don't shoot!"
by Ender82


by

Rune: I'm telling you sir, red is definately not your color!
by jedigirl

Viceroy: Why don't you pick up one of those blaster rifles on the floor instead of using your finger
by Jerhhhh

Haako: So now I'm the stunted slime?!
by Darth Myhalenko

'Bang-bang. You're dead'
by R.C Allen

Give me the damn Chalupa!
by Jon Bailey

Haako: Can you smell-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll.......What the queen............IISSSSSSSSS cooking?
by Darth Myhalenko

Haako: The pizza boy wants a tip. What do we do?
by Darth Myhalenko

"What Do You Mean, 'I forgot where I left the remote control for the droidekas' at"
by eXu2K

"man, i aint 'fraid of no Lord Sidious, I'm from the ghetto holmes, i'll bust a cap in his ass, and yours too if ya dont stop whimpering"
by AlkaizerX

Rune: "Not now, Nute...I'm trying to practice sleeping upright..." Nute: "But, Rune...maybe if we point our fingers and say 'Bang!', it'll work..." Nute:"We're not Jedi..." Rune:"Oh..."
by Llorathwin

Nute: "Not now, Rune...I'm trying to practice sleeping upright..." Rune: "But, Nute...maybe if we point our fingers and say 'Bang!', it'll work..." Nute:"We're not Jedi..." Rune:"Oh..."
by Llorathwin

I remember you when you were only so high
by Dark Vengeance

Are you sure you got that hat at Viceroys R' Us because it looks like a podracing fan hat.
by Lord Benik

you call yoursefl trade faderation viceroy and you can't even clean that nasty ear wax, and still you want to invade naboo?!!
by Darth Daniel

I told you to get me a cup of coffee an hour ago!
by Jedi Sage

Yo! You'd betta watch yo'self before i bust a cap in those beady red eyes of yours!
by sporkman

"If we go that way there's a group of droidekas fighting the naboos, down that hall are all the corpses of the death pilots, so I guess the only way out is to sneak behind the jedi duel on the hangar"
by George Lookass

"He planned the invasion, he listened to sidious, he hired the weird sith, so I'm out of this!!!... By the way he's the father of the baby amidala is expecting"
by Darth Vader Jr.

RUNE: Why do you have that hole in you head??? NUTE: Becauser rumor has it that Lucas blasted out my brain with a destroyer droid after the Jedi escaped!!!
by Darth Steve


by

rune:"we will leave this palace at once!", nute:"we will leave the palace at ... hey! what are you doing to me?" rune:"just a little mind trick Qui-gon taught me"
by Fart Wars

Nute: I'll tell you everything Rune! Just stop pointing at my head!
by Maq

I cant believe you forgot our I.D.'s! Now, how are we ever going to get in?
by Thomas

You actually paid them for these stupid hats?!
by Aelia Xylen

Did you eat your chunky soup
by jediswimmer1@aol.com

"You let yourself get captured by 2 blasters on the floor again?!!?!? How much DID you drink?"
by Sandman

You have much to learn grasshopper.
by scooby chewie

Ummm... He dýd ýt!
by E2K Ozkural

Oh, I don't know...I think you look kinda good in red.
by John Rickertsen

Aha, you fools! I am the real výceroy. He's the decoy!
by E2K Ozkural

Hold still, you have something green coming out of your nose.
by John Rickertsen

Hold still, you have something green coming out of your nose.
by John Rickertsen

Reach for the sky, partner!
by John Rickertsen

Tour guide (on right): ...and here we have the fully preserved body of Coach Dick Vermiel of the St. Louis Rams. Statue (on left): I'm not dead!
by Burtino

Han Solo
by Elsa

Hey, where did you get that headpiece!? How come I didn't get one that looked that good?
by Kristin

Person on right: You left the toilet seat up AGAIN.
by Burtino

Look, go log on, the humor section has updated, I assure you!
by Somebody green

"Why do you always do this? I swear one day Alice, straight to the moon!"
by Khabarakh

Nute Gunray: Next time, I get to be the cop! I'm tired of being the bank robber!
by Bron

"And I will strike down upon thee with great wrath and furious anger...."
by Sally Hayes

How close a Storm Trooper has to be to get at least a 10% chance of hitting his target.
by

No really! Having one computer controlling them all is A LOT cheaper!
by Imphunter2

I told you not to pick at it now it is all green anf fishy
by Lee Bushman

"And to your left are Princess Amadila, Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Anakin braking into our palace and trying to kill us."
by Urijodebro (star wars name)

what the heck is a 'Jedi', anyway?
by kenna hijja

"I'll...be...right...here."
by Legal Blockade

what the heck is a 'Jedi', anyway?
by kenna hijja

"It's impossible for me to fire a blaster! Me fingers were crippled by space aliens back in the 50s!" "Yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game." "Video game?"
by Legal Blockade

"I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six shots or only five?"
by Merk

What the Hell is this
by John

I don't know why you like spanking gungans so much
by moo moo

see, my arm is all muscle
by moo moo

I just love flicking people off
by moo moo

"taxi!"
by moo moo

Don't move, or I'll be shooting myself
by Chris Skywalker

[one in green] um sir.....there's a Jedi standing in the door [one in red] not now!!.....I'm watching Date Line!!
by Ani

Ah! you think you can rule the galaxy?, i'll bust a cap in your ass!
by Ken Luckey

"...then the spaceship came flying like this: 'Fshhh' (flying sound)"
by Thrill House

"Would you like to dance with me?"
by Myself

"Dale a tu cuerpo alegría Macarena... Come on! Dance with me! dont be so shy!"
by Myself

Ok, so maybe putting the main reactor right off of the hangar bay wasn't such a good idea afterall.
by David W

"What do you mean, the battle droids were defeated by a bunch of floppy-eared lizards and a nine-year-old?!"
by Queen Emidala

HEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEE'S NUTE!!
by MrDRodent

Hey fellow racist Japanese mock-off! Let me suck your small orientel penis!!
by Andrew Herron

I told you we should have gotten the brown window shades.
by Paul

hi
by jsfaklgjslgj


by Dol Ge Do Co

I said REMODEL not blow to smithereenes!!
by SarKenobi7

Where in the galaxy did you get that hat?
by Tekk

"That eye shadow -- is it Seafoam Green or Fern Green?"
by Kenzie Chat

Rune: "Where's my gun you dumb nemodian?!" Nute: *whistling*
by SK7

No need to be ashamed...many humanoids have the same problem....
by casshan

So, you left me for a RODIAN?!?!
by casshan

"...And here we have our popular 'taking over a helpless planet' outfit. The high headpiece and dark robes will make even the puniest amphibian-like species look commanding.
by PadawanKai

"Ah, you see, Darth Sidious is going out with his girlfriend so he sends Darth Maul instead of coming himself!"
by Ben Englert

Hey Nutty, nice hat man!!
by Solrak

This is a Nemoidean appendage, the most powerful finger in the galaxy and it could poke you eye clean out. Do you feel lucky, punk?
by Gantoris

What do you want on you tombstone? Uh, pepperoni and atomic anchovies.
by Darth Falcryn

"What the hell were you thinking with that hat?"
by Alidala

"What in blazes is...hey, are you using my makeup again?
by Amy&Mary

Any last requests before i "KILL" you?
by Ha

You Look Mahvelous
by Brandon M. Baker

And this over here is the kitchen, all new plumbing, refridgerator, stove, cabinets.
by Phil S

Get your big butt back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!!!
by Halo97

...he helps them as Senator Palpatine and hurts them as Lord Sidious! Who's side is he on, anyway?!
by sithjedi

RUNE HAAKO: ...but there are so many. Can I have at least ONE handmaiden?
by kenobinks

Guy On Right: "And I was like, 'Don't make me bust a cap in your droid ass. Get rid of the tire boot NOW!'"
by Darth Pikachu

"... and here we have a top-of-the-line figurehead, suitable for commanding ships, standing up to a female soon-to-be-Skywalker, or other escapades requiring a common-sense challenged 'patsy'..."
by Karreio

Smell My Finger
by Jbcmixed