That hat makes your ears look so small
by dennis
Nute: I am NOT pulling your finger!
by Brad Kan Obi So Cool
What you're doing ! It's my turn to dress like Queen Amidala
by Leitalia
So, where can I get a hat like that?
by Jason Johnson
"BANG!"
by Obviously So
Bang!! You're dead.
by Jon Wolfgram
From this angle you look just like.....
by Jason Johnson
"Hey Nute....pull finger!"
by Mr. Refreshing Beverages
What is that thing on you're face? It looks just like Yoda
by
You know that when this is over that were out of a job right?
by
Okay, hand over your wallet.
by ME
You're telling me that's your impression of Leno?
by US
You talkin' to me, are you to me?
by ME
So why do you think everyone has to wear dresses?
by Me
Ya know Yoda could be one of us only really short and with pointy ears and he talks funny. Oh who am I kinding he's a freak.
by ME
Mom, he's pointing at me again!!!
by ME
Waz' Up, quite fooling around with that gangsta' impression, you just can't hack it!
by You
I am not opening my eyes til you get that finger out of my face!
by Him
Come on give it back. Please? No you gotta guess which hand its in first.
by Me\
Purple guy: "No piles of cash in easy to carry bags?" Red guy: "No, sorry sir." Purple guy: (whispers) "Adopt, adapt, improve..." (aloud) "Well all right, I'll just have a pair of stockings then..."
by BobaFett_3
"You Idiot, you let the Queen escape" "Would it help to say 'I'm Sorry'"
by Brandon M. Baker
Hey bitch! Be gitz off my hat! Don't make me pull my nine and bustiz me a cap!
by Jimmy
"see, i told you NOT to wear that to the party..geesh!!!"
by Ize
"Wait, wait, wait. You're Nute Gunray, Ki-Adi Mundi and the Republic Cruiser pilot!?! Who do you think you are? Warwick Davis?"
by HPS99
Hey! I learned this trick from that sith lord guy! Duck!
by Masamune
Pull my finger!
by Timothy Donahue
You talking to me? You talking to me? Well, you must be, because I'm the only one here.
by Timothy Donahue
You're the one who said, "Let's make this deal with the Sith! "
by Timothy Donahue
"I told you we shoul have never let those droids drive!"
by Melted PLastic Yoda
So he puts the blaster to my head like this and says, "Whatchoo got under that gown baby?"
by Newob Laen
"Don't you think it would absolutely beautiful if we put the couch here? It would really give this place more of a cozy, homey feeling."
by Jamananda
Yo, G! Where my dawgs at?
by Timothy Donahue
Lord Strife
by BANG! You're dead.
Don't make me whip out Ezekiel 25:17!
by Oh Behave Kenobi
I mean look at you! Wearing that stupid thing! Don't you know red is soooo out this season. Now we are all wearing purple. Get with the times or I am sure you will meet a horrible demise
by Y2JSuede
Hold on, you have a bug in your hair...
by Sarah Skywalker
Stop flushing Q-Tips down the toilet!
by bye
That hat just isn't working for you.
by Rowan
Rune: One move and I'll poke your eye you little B@#%?*
by Wookie One
Hey, when I do this, my hand looks like a blaster. BANG! Funny, huh?
by Rowan
Okay, you ever dis my mamma again, I blow your brains out, understand?
by Rowan
rune: here is yo new boxing champ NUTE GUNRAY!
by me
So I puts the blaster up to the Emperor's head like this and I says, "You just think you're so tough, huh old man?"
by amisashi
rune slaps nute and says '' who's ya daddy?"
by me
rune: i'am a little tea pot short and stout this is my handle and this is my spout. Nute thinks damn i shoulda hired the max rebo band for entertainment
by me
rune to nute: do u think they will see us in our camoflague? Nute thinks: damn why did i hire and idiot ?
by me
NUTE: Don't even think about it
by Joe Fleet
NUTE GUNRAY: Don't even think about it...
by Joe Fleet
I told that it was bad idea to ask Lord Sidious. But NO! Awww! Shut up.
by Alberto Vasquez
I'm your daddy now.
by slampig
Being defeated, humiliated, and revealed as liars was no match for a good match of Nemoidian static-electricty-tag.
by Tokugawa
Guy on Right:DON'T MOVE!! I'm a Naboo Federal Agentt!!! Guy on Right: SHUT UP!!! I'm Darth Page in disguise, and I'm gonna levitate does blasters over here and blow your ugly Naboo head off!
by Darth Page!
Look, I can see right through your head.
by SunPhish
And you think that this is just my hand.... Ha!
by SunPhish
Does Jabba look like a bitch?
by SunPhish
Lets play Siths and Jedis.
by SunPhish
And then this bastard puts a blaster to my head and says "please Step out of the vechile"
by Govie Wan
You better shut your hole before I bust a cap in your ass
by SunPhish
So then the mugger points his blaster like this...
by SunPhish
Are you sure its not loaded?
by SunPhish
So, if you have a really dumb hostage, you can keep at bay with just your fingers.
by SunPhish
MMMMM..... Earwax.
by SunPhish
That's not your blaster, its on the floor behind you.
by SunPhish
What a crappy magic trick, the blasters not gone, its on the floor.
by SunPhish
You lookin at me??
by Bionichand
We should have been movie producers, not trade agentes, duh!
by Jedi Ricardo
"You should be ashamed of yourself" "What would your mother say?" "Anakin's supposed to get the queen not you!"
by darth shakeer
bang your dead, stop playing around or i'll have the robots kill you.
by Darth DVD
Hey, what's wrong with you? How long has it been since we had a good laugh. I tell ya, Roger has got more humor than those Sith guys.
by Echna Darr
talk to the hand cause the face aint listening
by obi kurtnobi
Boogey.... boogey boogey boogey!!! Gonna touch a boogey!
by Spamitor
Edward amused himself daily by giving Royalty their "wet-willies"...
by Spamitor I
"Pull my finger."
by Chopper
Arthur, having left his glasses at home, surprised everyone when he mistook Chancellor Vigmak for a vending machine.
by Spamitor II
Let me take your temperature...
by Spamitor III
What have I told you about parking your cruiser in my "Employee of The Month" spot?!!!
by Spamitor III
No, no, no, that robe doesn?t match your skin at all!
by Darth Bald
We need a more sinister plan to steal billions after this movie... and I've got just the thing... it involves a little electric mouse and a cat in a microwave...
by Spamitor IV
Bang bang. You're dead.
by Urage-veati
"...And did I mention what HORRIBLE earwax you have there? What do you think the Emperor will say?"
by Urage-veati
"Look, if Lord Sidious tells to ship these 'Phantom Menace' bootlegs across the universe, we DO it!"
by JD Casey
"Now you go to your room this instant!"
by Urage-veati
"Hey, look! The make-up people missed a spot!!"
by Urage-veati
haaay! Was amattar u!
by Jedi Dave
"Okay, so they called you a 'boogerface.' But cheer up. Who's the Viceroy around here, huh? You! Not them. You!"
by JD Casey
Where the HELL did you laid that remote controll to the droids?
by Fredrik ?berg
Where did you laid that remote controll for the droids?
by Fredrik ?berg
stop or i'll shot
by andz 2000
i just noticed how stupid you look, have you seen your self lately
by chuckz2000
what are you doing, well goerge said i have to do this and he'll computer ganerate a gun in my hand, how long do you have to stand like that a week, keep going your doing a good job
by chuckz2000
by
why do you have a mask on your face, a mask on my face what are you on about this is my face,cut that the wrong line, sorry goerge
by chuckz2000
hay stop that its rude to point, sorry, guys guys what are you doing yur in the middle of making a movie here ,he started it
by chuckz2000
what are you doing,shhh i'm trying a jedi mind trick on you you have to be quiet or it wont work, i need the toilet, shhhh you dont need the toilet, i dont need the toilet,cool it works im a jedi
by chukz2000
hay, what, evernoticed how long fingers are,nobut if you dont shut up and stand still for this photoor ill show you how sore they are when they snap
by chukz2000
"Lord Sideous, This is the one who forgot to buy you the twinkies!"
by Paul Anderson
Rune Haako: "Don't make me shoot you: One, two....." Nute Gunray: "Ok, ok...I smashed your Darth Maul Mug""
by Darth Moose
"Lord Sideous, This is the one who forgot to buy you the twinkies!"
by Pizza-The-Hutt
Bitch! wheres my money!
by Dan Solo
by
Pull My Finger!!!
by Richard
"BANG" your dead!
by Greg Dietrich
Don't point that thing at me!
by Greg Dietrich
Don't show me your date last nite!!!
by Greg Dietrich
You can see hear by the small cranial features, large eyes and the poor attempt at fashion, is it a wonder that that this species would soon be extinct...
by Greg Dietrich
Get your finger outa my face!!! I'm gonna tell mom on you!!! MOM!!
by Greg Dietrich
This all your fault!!! I... I... oh, I can stay mad at you!! (Homer Simpson - to a sandwich)
by Greg Dietrich
Boy, your really bad at playing hide & seek...
by Greg Dietrich
"A Sith Lord? Coming here? What shall we do? I mean, look at the place! We've just had a battle, it looks awful! And that floor! Oh, no!"
by tooembarrassedtosay
"Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me!"
by Darth Bane
"I can't believe you forgot to put the milk out for Santa!"
by Darth Bane
Olivier
by Olivier
Not killing the Emperor sooner so he could spend some quality time with his kids
by Naboo Amidala
Just look at you. Where did you think that outfit would get you? Your not going out of this house until you change. & get a hair bleach. Kids...
by Walter Danek
by
That hat. It's just you!
by Jaya
the laser gun didn't kill you and even the light sabre did you no harm, but you cannot escape the FINGER OF DOOM!!!
by yossi machchick - Kefar Yona
Of, course it's your colour. With your complexion you can wear ANYTHING!
by ewok
I TOLD YOU TO PUT GAS IN THE HOVER CAR BEFORE THE BATTLE!
by JMasterK
I told you we should have redecorated this place.Renaissance Italy is out , reptile spaceships are in!
by fraserallan@yahoo.com
WHERE DID YOU GET THAT HAT! i LOOOVE IT!
by Tooembarrassedtosay
Rune: I will bust a cap in your a$$. Nute: Not in your life mo'fo.
by Jedi_Guardian
And you see here that we remodeled the entire first floor using nothing but a couple of ILMer's and an iMAC.
by bill v
And you see the shadow? It looks just like a little doggie!
by Devn-Ral Gallanti
you're in deep podooo
by Insane
"You will pull my finger." "No I won't" "You will pull my finger" "No I won't, what do you think you're a Jedi or something?"
by Evan Grummell
I'm telling you mister, if you don't tidy up your lego, you don't get any wookie cookies
by mcchuckle
left one: Is it you, bob? right one: No! I'm Matt! Bob is over there! left one: Sorry, pal. the problem is that we all look the same...
by Italian Jedi
I told you to go to the grocery store to pick up flour and a blaster, but nnnnoooo. Your too busy with these Sith and this Blockade. You aren't the man i married.(sob sob)
by KiwiJedi
"She's not cooperating. We must fire our primary weapon. "NO! Not that!" "Yes it must be done! You must pull my finger!"
by sweetjedibrown
See, I told you you'd never impress the Queen with THAT hat!
by Darth Shopping Maul
You're wearing that to the invasion?
by Ianderthal
by
Say, that robe matches your eyes!
by darth_y'all
Bang bang! Yer dead!
by yyuryyubicuryy4me
That head dress just doesn't do it for you, Frank. Try something a little more subtle next time.
by Darth Ludicrous
"Our sensors have been "jammed", sir!" "Wait, let me taste!" (smacking sounds) "Yecch! Gungan Paste! I know who this is!..JAR JAR!!!!
by Funky Vader
Hey, she shot your nose off!
by Darth_Maul_the_Dark_Lord
You goon! What were you thinking? Join the Sith, you said! Easy cash, you said! Conquer our own planet, you said! Oy!
by Bob da Jedi
No sudden movements, this finger's loaded.
by Yoda
"I'm a little teapot, short and stout. This is my handle, this is my spout." "Shut up."
by Ryan Salmon
First you try to gas the Jedi! Then you go and invade the planet! Then you let the queen get away! Then you sit in her chair! Now everybody's pissed at us and it's all your fault!
by Bob da Jedi
Take that look of your face. It may look like just a finger to you but it's fully loaded so watch yerself!!!!!!!
by Ash
okay that's it, hold still, I'll get it, and - oh man, it just crawled into your ear
by mcchuckle
I'm telling you, the Viagra does help!
by Ted Sell
Are you brain-dead? No, I will not guess which hand you has my car keys!
by JoVo
damn your ugly just look at you
by hg
by
yo mutha, you be chill 'fore I pop a cap in yo ass
by mcchuckle
"Dude, if you don't start usin' the topical cream that pink-eye's just gonna get worse. And you should see somebody about that mole on your forehead, too."
by CABJBLK
Is it me or do we sound stupid talking with an asian accent is this horrible prequel.
by me
As you can see, this neglige leaves nothing to the imagination and will cause nothing but excitement. This can all be yours for 150 republican credits.
by Soul Reaver
Did you wash behind your ears?
by Hapan Beauty
In a move that he regarded as heroic but history would judge as foolish, Nute stood his ground not realising that Rune's finger cannon was actually loaded
by mcchuckle
"Duh! I don't know?"
by M. Z.
RUNE HAKO: "YOU'RE the one that's gonna explain this Dad when he gets home."
by CABJBLK
RUNE: "This stupid Y2K party was YOUR idea, Nute. Now nobody wants to talk to us." NUTE: "No one twisted your arm to make you come."
by CABJBLK
Rune Haako finally realises what happened to Mumm-Ra, the Ever-Living
by JP
Didn't you wear that hat yesterday?
by Anthony Moody
You aren't taking over Naboo in that hat are you?
by darth smeg
Here's another fine mess you've gotten us into!
by Jena Commuter Jedi
Is that thing loaded?
by Jena Commuter Jedi
"So what you're trying to say is, that wasn't you I just saw prancing around in Amidala's panties?" "No. It wasn't me. I swear."
by Chris Rea
"Hey, boss, pull my-" "We already did that joke numerous times in Caption #26," "....pull my finger?" "That's it, you are SO fired!"
by Locdog07
"And then a big flag comes out of the end with the word 'BANG!' written on it" "Are you sure this idea will win the Battle of Naboo?"
by Locdog07
hey! Pull my finger!
by darksidenrgybolts
"Yo, word up, Viceroy!" "Oh, no, you've been at the booze again, you idiot...I told you not to celebrate our victory before the battle begins!"
by Locdog07
"Think Lucas will let me do my E.T. impression and keep it in the movie?" "Don't be insane! Mr. Lucas would never be so stupid to put something like E.T. in a classic film such as this!"
by Locdog07
"Come on! Guess the movie! It's obvious!" "Sigh...it's so humilating having to play charades while we wait for TheForce.net Humor section to update..."
by Locdog07
Yes, this palace throne room is of ancient arcitecture. It costs $99999, but it comes with free rebels!
by Deac
I told you not to go to bargain basement again!
by Dart Zader
"...And see here, this is a stunning example of the New Empires stylish flair for design. Just look at the way this hat brings out his eyes!"
by TeRrAc
I don't mean to "Rune" you, but are you sure you're "Nute"ered?
by Brad Uptmore
That robe is absolutely fabulous and it really brings out the color in your eyes.
by Darth Moloch
Didn't you use to sit on the Jedi council? I know, you cut your white ponty hair off, that's it. Barely reconized you.
by Emperoress Palpatine
Fine, but who's job was it to park the chair?
by Ryan Walkenhorst
Mom always liked you best.
by Delcy Muurb (Emperoress Palatine)
"..and then POW, he pops a cap right in his frickin' head! It was totally unbelievable!"
by StopherT
"I told you those mauve drapes were a mistake!"
by Salacious_Kyle
Of Course we dont look alike See;Your rob Is red mine is black. Oh yeah Mom still liked you best!!!!
by dlots@yahoo.com
As we see the fabric on this number came all the way from the fourth moon of Yayin.
by The name's Gass, Hugh Gass
And here we have Nute Gunray, and He's wearing a stylish Red Viceroy's Outfit with a lovely purple scarf and Headpiece
by Darth Varmint
Hey, Nute, you've got something in your eye. Let me scratch it out for you......
by Vaderdude
"You drag me 4 MILLION light-years to this damp little mudball, and they don't even have CABLE!!! Next time, I choose the resort!"
by Thomas Wong
by
You idiot Rune, there are blasters all over this place and you point your finger at me!
by Vaderdude
"Bang! You're dead! hahahahaha!" "Nute, you idiot. I don't know why I hired you in the first place"
by Vaderdude
Is that a new hat?
by Vaderdude
"Nute! Your ears are missing!" "Neimodians don't have outer ears Rune. Go away"
by Vaderdude
"Alright Rune, this is a stick-up!" "Nute, that's your finger" "Yeah, and I'm not afraid to use it!"
by Vaderdude
Now for alien Biology class, can I borrow someones blaster please? Oh thankyou. Now who wants to see what happens when i aim it and fire it at his head? I do, I do. Well it's settled then.
by The chosen one
What's this boy? A Ewan Mcgreggor trading card? Well the man at the shop did say it suited me.
by The chosen one
Nobody move! He 's got a finger!
by Joe Taft
When there were other alternitives for the terrorists, the y slowly began to poke and prod the hostages into submission.
by Joe Taft
But sir, that hat looks like a dead animal!
by Trevor Smith
No, I swear, this is a real gun!! Now stick 'um up! UH! I mean your hands!!!
by Mary Jade
Pointing Guy: "Listen, you ******-******* ***********! Pull that **** again, I'll ******* put a ******* bullet in y'
by Bullwinkle
Pointing Guy: "Listen, you ******-******* ***********! Pull that **** again, I'll ******* put a ******* bullet in yo' ******* brain!" Viceroy: "It's all good!"
by Bullwinkle
Cut! Cut! He's got something on his mask!
by Jaster Mereel
Wha'ch'you be sayin', foo'?!
by Callum
Look, Billy, I can feel the wind go in one ear and come out the other!
by The Girl Next Door
Next time that Avon sales lady comes tell her we want the tanning cream
by may the force be with you
Hey stupid! You're looking the wrong way again.
by Jebo Knight
So u gotta ask yourself "do i feel lucky?" Well...do you. Punk?
by Jebo Knight
Eh dude..what's that yuckie thing in your ear?
by Jebo Knight
"Eeeeeeeeew! I told you--I don't wanna see your boogers!"
by Kent W.
I just can't think of anything thats good enough for the guy who edits these... I am so frusturated, call in the destroyer droids
by Me
You could of at least but in the effort to pick up a blaster from the ground.
by Kaylar
Look at the mess you made on my rug!
by Ondsawibal
You could of at least put in the effort to pick up a blaster from the ground.
by Kaylar
Hey! Your hat's bigger than mine!
by Erica
"Hey man, Wookie jokes are brutal."
by everwrest
Yo! 'Sup Nute?
by Chewbubba
If you'll lean a little more, I'll get that lint out of your ear...
by Chewbubba
It looks likes you need to use "Crust Tooth Rottener Mr. clean teeth
by Who Cares
*right guy* Any last requests before I shoot you? *left guy* With what? You don't have a gun. *right guy* Oh, yeah. I forgot. *both sit down and wait for the Jedi*
by DQ
"Nute, sometimes I wonder if you'd be listening to me at all if I didn't have this gun.....and by the way...just keep looking that way. Do NOT look over at me!!"
by Guiph Naflu
Eating last weeks mouldy casserole for last night's dinner
by Anakin Spoonbender
"Rune! Stop joking about that! You know what happened to OOM-4 after he started joking about shooting that Jedi."
by Captain Spanky
Look Nute! I found a catapillar!
by wookieperson
"OK, OK. I admit it. You're hat looks cooler than mine. Now will you please put the gun down."
by Senor Wupiupi
I told you Nute! I dont know if the battle droids ate Y2K compatible yet.
by Roger the hairy Wookie
testing group for the top secret beta project of the Blastech Invisible Blaster
by skawookiee
oh come on i can change..........
by potter jedi
Hey, why is your hat bigger?!?! Lucas!!! You said I was gonna be main Newmodian!!
by IHaveNoName
Pull my finger.
by Yoda's Doughnut Delivery Person
BANG!
by Neeja Halycon
Guy on right "Look it's a gun, he he he" guy on left pulls out blaster and fries guy on right.
by Bob
And you said The Force.net would never update
by Neeja Halycon
You clean your blasters up right now young man!
by Neeja Halycon
And here comes Nut Gunray, sporting a lovely , pink dress
by Gasgono
Do I have to keep standing like this , Nute. If anyone gets a picture, they're sure to put it in the captioning page at TF.N
by Gasgono
"For my first trick..."
by Eddie Brown
Do you think this is a good pose for a statue?
by Dont ask
hey Nute, pull my finger
by pokejedi
Why exaclty are we in this movie again?
by ellen tweedy
"How many times am i going to tell you viceroy, if you don;t spend enouhg money, we're gonna run out of droids"
by Jade's Fire2003
You know i think we need hair.
by Ryan
Hey, I know a little place where they serve up boiled gungan.......
by Windrider
Haako: If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times... Gunray: I know, I know. Clean up after I destroy my battle droids. Haako: Good boy...
by Senator Padme
...
by R u givin' me da finga?
"I leave you by yourself for five minutes!"
by Ben Barrett
Rune Haako: You talkin' to me? Huh? You talkin' to me?
by Indiana Skywalker
Break yourself fool! Before I bust a cap in you!
by Benjam
If we kill Amidala then the Empire will rule forever, first we don't have to worry about an obnoxios brat, second the Princess Lei will not even exist.
by Julia
Go to your room yong man or i'll "bang"
by Cat55234
"Um, Viceroy, is that a Sarlaac on your head?"
by Novastar
I love you man
by Cat55234
never underestamate the cutness of a queen
by Cat55234
Don't point that thing at me. You don't know where that finger's been.
by Purp
RUNE: Freeze or I'll shoot! NUTE: Noooo! Don't shoot! I heard theforce.net finally updated and I haven't seen it! RUNE: Really? I have to read the new captions! [runs off to computer]
by n1starfighter5
RUNE HAAKO: This is a stickup! NUTE GUNRAY: Yes, of course.
by Yoda-My Ally, The Force
Are you Nute or am I Nute?
by Neeja Halyon
Ever notice we have a fear of the number two?
by Neeja Halyon
Thank You For Updating!!
by Mr. Impaciente
There's no-ah oth-a way to-ah say it: You Da Man.
by Sebulba113
you know, you can get out of those hand cuffs by dislocating your sholders
by Cat55234
for once i wish a preety girl would actualy fall for me
by Cat55234
for once i wish a preety girl would actualy fall for me
by Cat55234
Why did you do it? I told you NOT to play with the controls. Didn't I? But no, you had to mess with the buttons. Now the Jedi have escaped and Sidious is gonna be REALLY upset. Go to your room!
by Sith Dude
i think my next house will look like this
by Cat55234
See that blinking red light over there? Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
by Evil Handmaiden
Hey dick head, you got some lips
by Jc
Rune: See that flashing red light over there? Smile! You're on Candid Camera!
by Evil Handmaiden
I oughta shoot yo ass foo! bringin them damn sith into this
by Nabeel Akbar
"I'm afraid we'll have to get some real blasters."
by Legal Blockade
by
... you get the whole palace, including the janitor droids for just 4 easy payments of 500,000 credits.
by DJ Yoda
Drop your gun, put your hands behind your back, and slowly hand over all your republic credits.
by Kevin C.
Drop your gun, put your hands behind your back, and slowly hand over all your republic credits.
by Kevin C.
Don't Move! This is a stick up!
by YodaGirl
Naboo rebellion forces? Here? Phaw! Stop whining and get back to work!
by Lauchlan77
Hey, you got something hanging out of your ear there. I got a Q-Tip back in the throne room if you need one.
by AurraSingTK421
"...And just look at these drapes! This whole place is gonna need remodeling...!"
by Obi No
"And Qui Gon said, 'Now listen here....'
by Darth Maul's love child
Ducpilalav
by P-Y D.
No, Who's on first, What's on second...
by Han's Babe
"I told you we should have ditched the Sith and gone with George! At least we would have made some cash!"
by Alexandria Jedi
"Shall we dance?"
by Ki-Bara Mundi
What the HELL were you thinking borrowing my razor?
by bud
Don't move or I'll shoot!!!
by Lauren
Nute: There's no place like home..there's no place like home...
by Princess Leia the Basketball Player
eeew, look what I found in my nose, wanna see?
by Josiah
"I told you we should have checked the expiration date on those battle droids before buying twelve thousands of those"
by P-Y D.
Nute: Look it DOES say "ILM" on that column
by Neeja Halycon
Star Wars Freak
by Sir, that hat, its... "YEAH?!" "uh, cool
"Look, I told you don't talk about my momma Punk!
by Bigworm
"Next time you get out of line I'll shoot you with a rubber band in the face!!!"
by Bigworm
"No you can't have a Red Ryder BB gun. You'll shoot your eye out!"
by Bigworm
did you get your robe at sears or at hechts?
by Cat55234
You see? The Red proves your an autumn.
by Mitch Summers
When we catch Amidala, should we just shoot her, or get her to sign the stupid treaty?
by TK-421
no wonder you aren't married, your ugly
by Cat55234
Rune:"Hey! What's that THING on your neck?!"Nute:"I do not know what you are talking about.""It's that rash again!""Do NOT touch me""I'm not touching you! I'm not touching you!I'm not...""SHUT UUP!"
by Droideka
"Yo, dude! How's it hangin'?" "Shut-up you idiot. And get your finger out of my face"
by TK-421
Don't move or you'll have a hole through your head!
by danniskywalker
"Why are you pionting your finger like a blaster? Why don't you just use the real ones on the floor, over there?"
by TK-421
"Mr. Lucas, If you don't pay me another 20,000 credits, I'm not doing this movie." Second: "Be quiet, you fool. You want to go back to serving Jabba?!"
by TK-421
Oh-NO! Do I Have To Tell You Again!! Clean up behind yourself after your done with your toys.
by Anakin34
Do you realize that you have on your wife's hat?
by Karen Horn
Rune Haako: " We should invest more funding into our Droid Control Ship defenses, or some snot-nosed kid could disable our Battle Droids. Nute Gunray: "Forget about it, nothing will happen."
by Boba Fett Jr.
Rune Haako: You are a meat-head! A MEAT-HEAD! Dead from the neck up!
by Gasgano
You mean you forgot to get the Queen a Christmas gift? I can't belive you!
by Darth Sillious
"I think we can kiss our trade federation goodbye."
by Sally Hayes
The Droid Union is on strike?! I told you the Trade Federation needed a better benefits package.
by Sally Hayes
You mean you forgot to get the Queen a Christmas gift? I can't belive you!
by Darth Sillious
Does my fingernail look ingrown??
by Barry
You're lucky this finger isn't loaded.
by Sally Hayes
I wonder how many "pull my finger" jokes will be submitted.
by Giauque
You idiot. I'm not going to die no matter how many times you say "bang."
by Giauque
I think that you have something in your eye
by Barry
THINK FAST
by Barry
FREEZE
by Barry
Like your hat man
by Barry Jr
Chiil, man! your'e my homey, yo!
by Jeremy Kuzenko
Nute: put that finger away it has more power than you think!
by Zach V
You Da Man
by Barry
Do you have any final requests?
by Zach V
It wasn't me!!!!!
by Star Wars Nerd
(guy on left) "You know, for being dressed by Drew Carey, you look pretty good."
by Rachel
NO I AM NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!
by sean johnson
I told you to get to the throne you had to make a right at the bathrooms.
by padawan3
Sir, this hat...it's so YOU!!
by Mara Skywalker
If you'd have listened to me and would've downloaded that spoiler Episode I video from the holonet before cinema release, we could've avoided looking that stupid in the final version!
by Kel Ommis
Why do you always get the good hat?
by thrawnschick
"man, i will cap your a** if you mess with my woman again!"
by kwawin
Looks great! Now all we need is a few black candles and a vial of goat's blood and we can complete the ritual!
by meezercrazy
"That's no way to talk to your mother, say sorry" "...and pick up your toys! (the blkasters on the ground)"
by
"That's no way to talk to your mother, say sorry" "...and pick up your toys! (the blkasters on the ground)"
by darth shakeer
"...no, you said that YOU were gonna tell sidious that a teenager kicked our butts!"
by kwawin
"...aw shove it, Rune!"
by kwawin
"You point that finger in my face one more time, I'm gonna shove it where the sun don't shine!"
by kwawin
YoYoYo! Wuz up my homies!
by Kubaz
YoYoYo! Wuz up my homies!
by Kubaz
Don't make me bust a cap in yo head!
by Correlian Sand Panther
THAT silly hat with THAT red rope!? Get real nute!
by Darth Yoda
Get that finger out of my face, or I'll go change into my Ki Adi Mundi costume and lay the Jedi smack down on you and your fake accent.
by Marl Keth
A good head taller than Maul and yet he calls me "stunted"
by Pequod
Yet another 'pull my finger' caption gets submitted to TFN
by Denda Jackid
You call that a mask! Mines much better than yours.
by edrac
Didn't I tell you to put your toy submarines away?!
by Denda Jackid
Look at the precise detailing. All yours for 6.99!
by Darryl Roman
Now listen to me, young man! You pick up that mess you made RIGHT NOW!!!
by Greg Baird
(singing) "How do you solve a problem like Maria?..."
by Greg Baird
Dawn'elle Viskor
by "Viceroy, you have somethng in your ear"
"hmm but how are we supposed to capture the Queen?" "FOR the LAST TIME! Guns are right behind us!"
by Kerrin
I'm telling you Nute, there's no way we can intimidate an entire planet wearing our bath robes!
by Stubby-Wan Kenobi
by
Did you steal the popcorn from the microwave Nute?!?!
by Mara Jade Skywalker
Look at our hats. One good breeze and we're airborne.
by Darth Kosh
"Why did you have to choose these stupid looking hats?"
by obi mine
here, lemme put in u'r contact lenses
by noor jinn jahan kenobi
here, lemme put in u'r contact lenses
by noor jinn jahan kenobi
Look at this place, completely secure, no one could sneak in through that secret entrance and scale the wall to fool us with a decoy queen."
by Dirk Vader
"and here we see the latest in nemoidian fashion..."
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
Yo, 'sup, homes?
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
You dirty raaaat....
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
Nemoidian personal defense training: "Now, should the aggressor approach you like this..."
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
Pop quiz, hotshot...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
Hee hee, ya got a boogie, dude...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
Yer kiddin', right? I mean, maroon is sooo last episode, man...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
I'm not touching yooooou... not touching you... see me not touching you?....
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
"Your fly's down."
by Whodat
Of course I got you a present, you nit-wit, what do you think those Jedi Knights were? Two turtle doves?
by Darth Azazel
So kids, don't do drugs, or you might look like this.
by Yun Terek
Neimoidians display new make-shift blasters...should've never made that budget cut.
by Whodat
Cops and Robbers was quite a popular game with the Neimoidians.
by Whodat
"And you could win this lovely Nute Gunray..."
by Dash Martino
"Ah, come ON, PULL MY FINGER!" "No." "Just once, this is SO cool!" "For cryin' out loud, there's CAMERAS on us!"
by Whodat
"Surely you jest! My hat is MUCH better than yours."
by Miss Fire
"And so they took the Action Figure section out, just because people got sick of making up stupid lines for those three ghosts..."
by Dash Martino
You see this finger. Do you know where its been.
by Lindore
"Hey pull my finger comon!"
by Ian Bowie
Bang!
by Titan448
Haako: "This is a beautiful building." Gunray: "Yeah, it is kind of nice. After we get the treaty signed, we demolish the place and build a hi-rise."
by knutsonswl
"I told you not to push that red button! Now all the battle droids have blown up!"
by JCPadawan
"Yo Yo Yo, What's up Nute, my brother!" "For the last time, Rune. Cut that out!"
by Darth Paul
You look so...so...so..
by anon
.....and here are the three bedrooms,...to your left is the royal toliet...
by Daniel Horton
POW! You're dead!
by Daniel Horton
And yet another thing that the Columbine massacre will be blamed on..
by Daniel Horton
Hey!! Isn't that Ted Nugent!? Let's go meet the nooge!!
by Daniel Horton
"Don't worry, it happens to every man"
by jedibendu8
" I told you we should have taken that right turn at Albaqurkie!"
by brogie poo
You sucked in that new Star Wars movie
by Lindore
You idiot! Never, NEVER wear black with blue!
by Tavi
For the Last time, NOT ON THE CARPET!!!
by Jasporo
Hey! according to Hasbro, shouldn't you be touching yourself?
by Peter Henry
Nute-Ni! Rune-ni!
by big pete
"I told you none of those blasters would work." "Yes, but I can still shoot you with this rubber band."
by Alli-Wan Kenobi
Nute Gunray: Ohhhhh no you dont, Watto already tried that on me
by Jedi Bob
Rune: Pull my.....aw hell its not as it use to be
by Jedi Bob
Rune:You Know were getting our asses kicked by a rat and a bunch of cute animals dont you? Nute:What!..first Titanic Now Cute Furry animals! man sidious is gonna kill us Rune: lets blame it on Jar Jar
by Qui Gon Fett
"I'm not touching you. . . I'm not touching you . . ."
by Coastie319
"If I EVER catch you running with sissors again..!"
by HJVentin
"You were right Your Highness, they'll never know we're not really Neimoidians!" "Quiet Panaka, you're ruining it!"
by Mike Cooper
"Here's bantha poodoo in your eye!"
by Mean Salley
Nute: "Tag... you are it..." Rune: "Now you are the one who is it."
by JediBlanket
So then, the guys got the gun to this other guys head, and he's like, "Waz up wit you, motha!" I tell you, that Tarentino guy is a genius
by Dart Bader
Yo, fool! You talking about my mama?
by YodaGRL
"...and YOU said they'd be no match for droidekas..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi
"Who's your tailor?"
by Ki_Adi_Mundi
"Say Nute, do you know what a wet willy is?"
by Omry
"No no no...YOU are going to contact Lord Sidious...not me..."
by Ki_Adi_Mundi
"Isn't that *my* hat?"
by Omry
"I *told* you, Nute, I can't fire a blaster. I have terrible arthritis. See?"
by Omry
What do you men the Chinese place won't take a check
by Andy Smith (neimoidian85)
uh, what are we doing?
by josh
Dude, I'm telling you. That guy in the hologram is NOT an Encyclopedia sells man. DON'T let him in! I dont care how many times he rings the doorbell!
by Schke Colon
".. . . . Woooord UP! .. .. "
by Johnston M.
Look!, Is that a potato in your ear?
by Bobcat
You know, you're looking really pale. You might want to get some sun. And what is with that robe? It is so not you!
by Migr Laliv
Are YOU talkin to ME???!!
by Kenbo
just look at that stupid hat hat of yours. itold you to buy that nike cap for just a few dollars extra but would you listen to me nooooooooooooooo!
by anikin landwalker
Nute Gunray & Rune Haako, hard at work perfecting the new weapon for the Trade Federation. NUTE:"Hey, Rune, pull my finger."
by stepladder
NUTE:"Are you talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?" RUNE:"Sheeeesh"
by stepladder
"This fine, authentic 'Nute&Rune'(tm) robe sells for ...."
by DU/Kibble
Guy in Black : "You are indeed brave Sir Knight, but the fight is mine" Guy in Red : "Tis not! I'll head butt you." Guy in Black : "But you have no arms man!" Guy in Red : "Tis a flesh wound"
by Walter Danek
If I had a flashlight, and pointed it here, I would see through to the wall
by Walter Danek
I would kindly hand over all my money if that was a blaster & not your finger
by Walter Danek
the hand
by Christianna
i told you the droid means nothing to me, its you i LOVE
by darth monkey
"...And the troops came in, and the queen tried to attack you, and you ..." "Haako, one more word, and I'll hit you so hard, your momma back on Neimodia's momma's gonna feel it." "Yes, sir."
by Bar-Mi-O'C-Tro
Yo yo yo! Dope hat man!
by M.v.K.
I'm going t blow your brains out with my... Damn, I knew I forgot something..
by M.v.K.
No way man! YOU'RE the one with the bad Japanese accent!
by M.v.K.
Nope, no wax.. You're ears are clean..
by M.v.K.
Pull my finger..
by M.v.K.
See? My gown's from Morticia Addams' collection.. Yours looks like Amidala's!
by M.v.K.
Would you please stop pointing at me, you're starting to scare me..
by M.v.K.
Does this smell funny to you?
by M.v.K.
Your wife called don't forget the milk,bread,eggs oh & the tampons on your way home
by buddy knight
The hat is lovely, but it doesn't really go with your eyes.
by Jedi in Newfoundland
"...and then the *real* Queen got her blaster from the throne and surprised us and the droids. *Now* do you see where you screwed up?!"
by SuperOoogie
"Look at Yourself and u thought u could fight"
by Darthsoap
You go into your room and think about what you've done!
by Magical Hobo
The latest creation from the famous Neimoidian fashion house "Gunray Designs Ltd."
by Inara Kenobi
rune:hey nute you got something right there (nute looks down) where? (rune flicks nute's nose) bwhahahhaa
by noodle
Are you brain dead!?
by Goel Anscola
Dang it, if I had a blaster right now....
by Parthenon
What do you mean my mouth is not in-synch with my words?
by Jedeye
THAT'S WHY I TAKE "DEPENDS". IT MAKES ME FEEL FRESHER THAN "MOUNTAIN RAIN SUPER POLYGRIP"
by OZZY'S NIGHTMARE OR BOB FROM ACOUNTING
Freeze, and don't you think I'm not afraid to use this!
by The Dude
"Back off, Amadalia! Or else he gets it! " Better do as he says, your highness, the fingers loaded and he's CRAZY!"
by Darth Threateningname
"Hold still! You have a booger! Almost got it..."
by MasamuneAS
you've got a buger on your cheek!
by obijohn1
Please let me borrow the ship tonight!
by Doug Gebhart
Rune: "Shame on you, captian! You've been playing with the tape dispenser again, and I TOLD you it sticks to lips good!"
by RaptoR
Rune: Nute, Oh Nute! Where for art thou Nute?
by Jedi Bib
I"m right here
by Jedi Bib
What!? Do I amuse you? Do I make you laugh? What? Am I a clown to you? Is that it?
by Jedi Bib
I know that's your finger, not a blaster.
by DarthMillennium
You wipe that silly smirk off your face or I'll blow ya' right to the moon!
by Skid Rink
I can't believe you forgot to bring the queen! I don't know, man, I was in charge of the chips.
by Bar Bar Drinks
Hey, look! You don't have a nose!
by Mara
no jedi
by smigareaus
"Pull my finger"
by Ki_Adi_Mundi
You a' on'y talla' because off thad hat!
by Jet Vega
Look, you wanted to play this game, it's done spinning and now it is pointing to you, so pucker up!
by Benares Chakra
The hair piece is too much!!!!!!!!!!
by Kyle Katarn
"For the last time, I'm not gonna pull your finger!"
by yendreck
Bang.
by Matt Stevenson
Sure, listen to the weird looking guy in the black robe... Im sure he's really a nice guy... WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?
by Matt Stevenson
Nute Gunray was never good at capture the flag
by Matt Stevenson
Suddenly, the disgruntled neimoidian realized that, in his haste, he had forgot to bring a blaster to his hostage-taking.
by Matt Stevenson
My hat's killing me, can I wear yours?
by HaHaRich!
don't worry sir, she was of legal age.
by snuffy
NO! NO! NO! FOR THE LAST TIME....fa..la..la..la..la..la.....NOT FA RA RA RA RA!
by Brian Dills @CarnorJax1@webtv.net
Here we have the first in our Spring collection! Whether you are commiting illegal acts of terrorism or lounging around in the Queen's throne, you will be dressed for the occasion.
by AlmightyOne
So you think that hat will help you pick up the scifi channel?
by David Voderberg AKA Darth Voder
You know, Pal...I waited for weeks to see the Humor section of TFN updated, and what do I have to show for it? NOTHING!
by AlmightyOne
No! Who's one first!
by Admiral Ackbar
Dud it's over there
by Bula
"Pull my finger"
by Damara Aidendale
Your A Dork Shut Up And Sit Down
by Nathan Hardison
" I'm not kidding! This thing is loaded!"
by Darmara Aidendale
Look at this face. Isn't this a face only a mother could love?
by woodelf
Look at this face. Isn't this a face only a mother could love?
by woodelf
your a bitch
by me
"The Humor section webmaster's punishment will be long and painful, culminating with death". "But, my Lord, is that legal?" "I will make it legal".
by Dark Dave
Rune: hey man....hey!! you still alive in there???
by Darth_Lisa
Rune: there! now your nose is just as squashed in as mine is!
by Darth_Lisa
Oh, my GOD! That hat looks so great on you! All you need now is some Eliz Arden makeup and you're sure to win the Miss America contest!
by Amidala
Yo, Neimo-Bro, Whaz'up?
by Yoda's Clone
"Ya know, the Renaissance architecture REALLY isn't working for me. Once this invasion is done, remind me to redecorate."
by Trel Doneeta
"Halt! FBI, Don't Move!"
by Agent Scully
No I don't want to see your snot
by Darth Skeletor
Come on punk! Make my day
by Darth Lawn
Yer kiddin' yerself, dude... with a face like that, there's no way the Queen'd go for ya...
by CheezCracker@itookmyprozac.com
RUNE: What planet are you from? NUTE: Wha-what? RUNE: 'What' don't sound like any planet I've heard of, do they speak basic on 'What'
by Mos Edgie
In the orginal TPM script, the Queens plan to capture Nute Gunray was to disguise herself as Rune Haako and use the old "Finger hand-blaster" trick to scare him into signing the treaty.
by Mos Edgie
RUNE: That face you make...Look I so old to young eyes?
by Mos Edgie
"What's so funny?
by Mos Edgie
by Mos Edgie
RUNE: What's so funny? NUTE: I was just laughing about the time we chased those two jedi down the hall. RUNE: We'll watch the tape tonight
by Mos Edgie
I told you not to wear my clothes anymore you stretch them out!
by Bravo 5
Don't move...there's a fly on your forehead the size of a bantha!
by Mos Edgie
Wut? You tawkin t' me?
by tk421...wyrntuatyorpost
mmmmm..... bantha pudu?
by Bitmap
"and then i says: dang, whiz, and i capped that mama-jammer right in the head! u listening to me?"
by Wormy
by
"You look stupid in that robe!"
by Jedi Girl
"Bad boy! Did you play with the EMP launcher again?"
by (ENTER NAME HERE)
"Mom?" "Yes my dear" "Did you ever feel... unprotected?" "I sure did my dear Gunray, that why I'm using the new Tampax Ultras because they are are a good protection for all day and night!"
by Wally Wall
"Oh my, just look at that skin we definitely need some sun."
by Chris Barnes
"I told you not to listen to Lord Maul, but noo.." he pauses as he sees Darth Maul coming into the room. "Hello, Lord Maul.. we were waiting for you."
by Katja007
Rune: Whosa be theresa? Nute:
by HorseY7239
Rune: Whosa be theresa? Nute: Are you crazy?
by HorseY7239
don't get mad, your not that ugly
by birluteapa
No sir, your hair looks fine that way, I'm suuuuree Lord SEEDIOUS will like it.
by The Elusive Lizzy Starkiller
But Sir, what if they don't update anymore like they did last time? Nute:Lord Seeedious has them bogged down in procedures. That would explain it.
by The Elusive Lizzy Starkiller
Rune: psst...
But I like YOUR robe more than MINE!!!! It's NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAIR!!!!!!!!
Lott Dod-"I told you the other one was the decoy!!!!"
The Intergalactic 2 Stooges. "Doink"
Rune Haako demonstrates the Neimoidian neck chop.
(Guy in black) Look what I learned about Earthling Culture. (Guy in red) No, sir, another 90 degrees upward, and you're sign language is legal.
"Hey Nute, pull my finger!"
May I call you Jennifer
I saved the last dance for you
Boba Fett 2000
Rune Hakko: You need to pop that pimple.
Is that mustard on your hat?
oh my gosh oh my gosh! where did you have your hair done? i SO have to go there! it is like.... to die for i mean just...oh... my goodness
what have you done to your ears?
BZZZZAP...HEE HEE. I hate you
Your momma's a toad and yer father was pug!
I have to say this, but I am not wearing anything underneath.
You say that one more time, viceroy, and I swear that I will learn how to coordinate speech and lyp movement!
guy on the right: don't make me shoot! left: look, moron, that's your hand... do we have to visit Mr. Psychotherapy again? spend a little time in the nut house?
*sigh* Your wardrobe is just dreadful!
You gotta gift!!
I'm with stupid <----
I just love what you've done with your hair!
I'm crushing your head. I'm crushing your head.
I an't gonna tell you again! Give me my money or i'm gonna cap your @ss!
I'm telling you man, Sidious is Palpatine, i saw him changing in a phone booth!
C'MON!!!!! Pull my finger.....
Pointing Guy "Where did you get that stupid hat??" The other Guy "You gave it to me last Christmas"
Pull My Finger
I bet you have to duck when you go through the door.
Stick 'em up!
Rune Haako: BANG! BANG! He He! Lucas: CUUUT! Rune, knock it off!
Nute: Rune? What the heck are you doing?
You expect to go out like that tonight?
Hey! You're just a guy in a rubber mask! I'm telling Mom!
I knew it! Mom DID like you better!
BANG!
as nute talks about what he did all day, yet again, rune finally snaps!
"No, I'm serious, the blue makes your eye's dance!"
"You talking to me? Are YOU talking to ME?" "Damnit, man, enough with the Deniro impression..."
Look, man, don't blame me. If this whole Naboo thing is anyone's fault, it's you and your little fork-shaped hat.
geez sir, you're hip, you're happenin', you da man! ya also got something in your ear. (gives the finger when Lord Dot is picking his ear. "I should be pres) (mutters) !@#$ you. I said good sir, good
Hey, dude, did you know you have a giant spork on your head?
"Take me to your leader" "your looking at him"
"Nute, it's YOU that I love..." "Damnit, Rune, don't do this to me....not again."
"Are you stupid? Updating theforce.net's humor page after months of neglecting it? You should have realized something like this would happen."
"Of course you're as good a villain as that Darth Vader guy! He chokes his own guys, has a Death Star and an army of real people, and tries to kill his son, but you, umm, uhhhhhhhh....never mind.
"Of course you're as good a villain as that Darth Vader guy! He chokes his own guys, has a Death Star and an army of real people, and tries to kill his son, but you, umm, uhhhhhhhh....never mind.
No, YOU da man!
Nute Gunray ponders the grave implications of Rune's "pull my finger" joke.
"BEEEEP!"
Slowly, one of the lightsabers in the background moves....it leaps into the air, turns on, and slices the evil Maul in half! Oh...wait..wrong scene.
Rune: "Hey, look over there!" Nute, thinking: "I'm not gonna look.....can't give in..."
All this can be yours if the price is right!
GIRL! That hat does not go with that outfit! You go back in there and you change!
He started it!!
Yo! what up homie?
Point that finger at me again and bite it off--you dont want to know how that feels
I think you have something in your ear........ Really?
what the hell is all this crap in your ear
"Hey Nute,You da man!"
Come oooooonn! PULL MY FINGER!
Rune:"No matter where we try to take over, it's alwaya gonna be some closed set at Leavesden"
oooooh, new contact lenses, let me have a feel.
"And then Lord Sidious did this and told me to pull his finger...." "Are you sure these Sith are all they're cracked up to be?"
Bang, you're dead.
"..so..do you like what I've done with the place? "
So, anyway, the doctor says I have to wear this so I dont bite at the wound.
"..and then there's YOU! I SWEAR!! First..theres that idiot Sith lord. THEN..the friggin Jedi..! I swear..one of there days......"
gib me yorr muney ~buurrrp~
What is this hat! What do you think you are...amidala?!?!
Come on man, you owe me big time. YOU said they wouldn't enter the palace, idiot
You Have a bug in your eye!!!!HEEEEELLLP!!!
"My New Year's Party, and no one's here." "Your majesty, I told you, if the big stars could not get buyers for $2000 tickets, what chance did a rubber suit have?"
Rune Haako: Well shoot already doggonit!!!
Rune Haako: No!! I don't want to see your booger!!!!
Dude In Green Cackels: heh heh...You got wax in your ear little bugger...I prythee let me clean it out.
Guy In Green: Watch out! Jedi Behind you!!!! haha,made ya look.!!!
Guy In Green: Um,my lord....did you fart??
You know, a little clearasil will clear that face right up.
Your lucky this isnt a real blaster!
What do you mean our insurance doesn't cover jedi?
"ok, I'll explain one last time. There are these birds and there are these bees..."
"BANG! I shoot you. Ha! Ha! Ha!"
You know better than to leave blaster carbines laying around young man! Clean up this mess right now!
"What were you thinking, wearing that hat with that robe?!"
IT'S WET WILLY TIME AGAIN!!
-Alright, you win! Let?s bring this Sidious character into it. I mean, it couldn?t ruin the galaxy, could it?
So the new Anakin must be this high.
I told you if the wind changed our faces would stay this way!
Man what were you thinking? A super space station that can kill planets? I mean talk about dumb.
Sadly, the Trade Federation won no new fans with their new rap video.
dude, youve got a huge zit rite there.
the red really brings out your features
It was with a heavy heart that he suddenly realised they had inedvertantly stumbled onto the tie-bomber's training ground.
"Shoulda gone to Midas!"
Guy on right: You let them escape you've done it now I might as well shoot you now!
The headpiece does wonders for your complexion.
Thats the last time i give the keys to you! CALL THE LOCKSMITH!
And this seasons colours are...
"To be or not to be, that is the question!"
Nute Gunray: Perhaps if you are going to shoot me, you better pick up one of the guns off the floor instead of using your finger.
"Look nimwit. You don't have to us your hand as a gun there are some REAL one the floor already!"
"I thought you said there was a salad bar here!"
So you say this kid "whats his name" is going to be the emperors right hand?
As you see here this exquisit gown and headwear is all the latest fashion craze for any Vicoroy!
Do you really think we are Japenesse?
Nice dress, Vivian Westwood?
...But the card said the post-invasion party was at 9 not 7.
Can I pick your nose,sir? please?
There is a pickle on your nose! Could I press it out? Please!
Me? *You're* the crass ethnic stereotype!
Guy pointing: And to your right you will see the Queens throne Guy in red: Hey did you see that? Pointing guy: What? Guy in red: "I swear i just saw a bunch of people outside the window!
Check it out now....Funk Show Brotha
You talkin' ta me?
Look! The Goodyear Blimp!
You know Darth Sidious hates peperoni pizza, idot!
This, Nute, is a little game that I like to call Russian Roulette.
"...Note the smooth contours; the finely-honed edges; the delicate-yet-masculine-lines. Yep, that new Corelco razor you bought really DOES make a difference."
Go on pull my finger you know you want to !
Here meet my new invisable pet doesn't he sing wonderfully
Come to me my animal friends ahhhhhh ah ah ah ah
Mekial
Now while his eyes are closes i will sneak up on him and ...... WET WILLY
What do you mean your going to remove a liquorice allsort from my ear
I'm telling you, you can get a face lift, just don't get Palpatines plastic surgeon, you saw what happened to him!
If your going to shoot me at least use the guns on the floor
5 Points to the person who can guess where i'm gonna stick my finger
No not tonight i have a head ache
You thought you had defeated me but you forgot my dreaded finger pistol
No, no, no. The right way to tell is the distance from his thumb to his index finger!
For the last time! I will NOT pull your finger!
"Look mo fo, I told yas dis woot happ'n, now gimie yo money....."
And another thing- your hat is simply a disgrace!
"Bang"
"I told you NOT to pull that cord from the computer! Now we will never be victorious without battle droids!"
Why not here? The droids won't mind & it's the perfect set for porn!!
Hey, come on, it looks like a good haircut!
Sir, I love you. Take my hand in marriage.
Look, I swear, theforce.net will update!
So what if she dumped you! Tell you what, we'll go slaughter some natives. Okay?
Rune: "Yo' momma's so fat, she put her belt on with a boomerang!!!" Nute: "Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
hey, I told you to clean your room!
Don't worry, we can always find another Crackhead. Maul's not the only one.
If you don't shut up, I'm going to put a cap in your ass! Glock glock! You got me?
"Who's on First?" "That's what I've been saying!"
Rune: I told you the convention was at the civic center but did you listen? Nooo, it's always "I'm sure it's on Naboo", "I know where we're going." Well you find it quickly or your'e floating home!
R.H.: "Now that is a cool hat! Where did you get that really boss looking hat?"
hay short ass hows i hanging
"You WILL obey me... oh crap! how do you unhypnotize someone?"
"Are you going to pick that bugger or am I going to have to do it for you?"
Rune: Wearing that hat makes your face look longer then it is, and that robe makes people think you have something to hide.......
Nute: Yes.. You have VERY girlish hands Rune
Rune: "here is an exquisite peice, a fine art, a.." Nute: Shut up and sell me to the sith!!!!!!
"Anyway, there were a Corellian, a Bothan, and a Sullustan...."
Rune: Republic credits WILL be fine. Nute: No, they WON'T!
Oh shit!!
The pilot ofr "The Two Trade Federation Stooges"
I've got it! *points* Mr. Gunray in the library with the candlestick! *gunray* Ah, you found me, and I woulda got away with it, if it wasn't for those meddling kids!
YOU!!! It's all your fault! If you had realized that she WAS the Queen, we wouldn't have gotten into this mess!
Come on, you'd look great in that red dress and the makeup.
Wha you mean you will not have sex with me?
"Yes, Viceroy, I agree. I cannot believe we had to wait two months for such poor captions...."
"Alas poor Yoric, I knew him Horacio..."
You can see here this lovely outfit that is modeled by Nute Gunray. His hat is a geunine....
"Hold still, Viceroy, I'll get that out of your ear."
"Oh yes you should see all this crap in your ear!"
I *told* you that hat doesn't go with that cloak...
Why you not like my eggrolls? I feel our marriage is losing it's spark. We don't even cuddle anymore!!! *Sob*
You're going to the engulfed turmoil in THAT outfit?
He started it...
"Would ye look a' the size o' that boy's heed...."
You... pick that up....
Okay, pal... withdraw the finger or have it gnawed off...
Rune: This is all your fault...
Look, with some purple shades and a couch over there, we could really enjoy this place!
Rune: This is all your fault... Nute: Nah Nah Nah, I'm not listening, I'm not listening, I'm not hearin' nothin!
BOOM! You idiot! That's your finger, not a gun!
YOu know if you look at the right angle....hey, yeah! You can see all the way through!
Just look at your face... it's uglier than my butt
Nute Gunray: You think I'll pull your finger? You assume to much!
No...The Pope
No...The Pope's hat only goes this high.
(At the Naboo Hall of Justice) Just look at this little face. Does this look like the person who would steal Darth Mauls boxers ladies and gentlemen of the jury? I think not.
Don't move, I shoot you in head!!
"OH YEA!?! WELL YOUR LIPS DONT MOVE WITH WORDS!!!!"
Where ever did you get your hair done? I simply ADORE the new look!!!
Dude in the blue:"Eww, what is that stuff in your ear??"
Scuse me, but could you tell me how to get to the Imperial Senate set?
I mean what were you thinking buying that hat, it totally goes against the fashion statement we were trying to make.
Did you see the curtains they had up in there? Not even Scarlett O'Hara would go for something THAT gaudy.
And you have such high cheekbones, no wonder they think you are royalty!
CaptainTagawa! Alert the General! Godzilla is attacking the city!
You da man!
BANG!
And suddenly the entire internet crashes when millions turn in a caption reading "Pull my finger" simultaneously
HEY! Weren't you in the Cantina scene! You where bluer and not as nicely dressed, but it was DEFINATELY you!
Soon after this photo was taken, Haako was executed for constantly giving Gunray "wet willies" at inappropriate times.
Ya see here, in de future that little kiddo that Darth Sidous wants's best friend is going to get a blaster and go "Bing!Bang!" and tha little kiddo's gonna hold up his hand AND IT WON'T HIT HIM!
Haako: I told you the Queen had a decoy of some sort! Gunray: Who cares! They're both hot! Haako: Your right, you get the handmaiden! Gunray: No! you do! Amidala's mine, brotha'! Haako: No....
Ah, dohnt neehd noh steenkeeng blahsta! Ah cahn play pretehnd!
Jedi ! Jedi ! I Just Think The Little Ones Cute !!!
"Do you understand this take over plan?" in a familiar emperial voice responds, "Yes, I think it's a great plan I'm happy to be a part of it."
And here we have an exquisite design from the new Tommy line....
What the hell is wrong with you?! You've been staring at the Queen for five hours staight now!
Haako: You're just jealous my action figure had more articulation, huh.
"Oy vey!"
"What's the matter with you? You loaded or somethin'?
RuneHaako: you talking to me punk? i swear if this were a real blaster you'd be crying for mommy!
I told you not to wear that head piece. It does nothing for your figure.
Thats right, keep your hands behind your back. Now give me all your credits!
Again with da woild conquering!!!Again!!! Why can't you raise Nerfs like you uncle Stewie?
Foo, you better chill befoe I buss a cap in yo asss!!
I told you dude, I said that we wouldn't get any chicks if we dressed like this
........honestly! Here, smell!
THINKING: I *hate* it when he does his little teapot. *sigh*....
That hat makes your face look all ugly. We're conquering a planet. Have some frickin' dignity.
"I'm tellin you, boxers are better"
Dammit, I paid for the whole pizzia last time. You want anchovies, you pay for it your #$&! self!!!
Who said this wasn't gonna work? Hmm? ME, of course!
Um dude, you got some smootz right there. No....wait...yeah, right there.
You're right, diet Doctor Pepper does taste just like the regular Doctor Pepper
Listen, cause i'm not telling you again.... your finger is not a blaster!
Hey! You talkin' to me?
"Look at that head....what can you do with a head like that......"
Now, go to your room, and you're not coming out untill you've learned some manners youngman!!
Whoa, a couple of Correlien Ales and we end up in Queen Amidala's closet...
"We don't need two command ships, the battle will never destroy the only remaining one" You are such an idiot!!
Sir, TFN wont update for a week! You have to be patient!
Well, the hat isnt all that bad....
You talkin' to me?
You gotta ask yourself one question. Do i feel lucky? Well? Do ya? Punk!
"Is that finger loaded?"
I don't like the wallpaper! What's with the marble effect!
Does this make you nervous? huh? huh? Am I invading your personal space? huh?....
You know, that robe really brings out your eyes.
Are you talking ta me? Are YOU talking ta ME??
Dateline 21/5/2000: To mark the 20th anniversary of TPM, Lucasfilm have finally released the long awaited Tarantino re-edit
Rune Haako: "Bang Bang, you're dead!"
No! I'M the champion bogey picker!
Pull my finger.
Look up, look down, look at my thumb, gee you're dumb.Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Consumer Reports gave that moving company a bad review, but you _just_ haaaad to have it your way, didn't you?
(sung:) How do you solve a problem like Amidala?
"Dodge This."
My lips don't move right, my body moves strangely, and my fingers on both my hands are trapped in this stupid pose. I feel like some kind of low-quality Hasbro toy.
Haako: How was I supposed to know she'd have a body guard dressed as her? Vicroy: The captian was a big hint
And here we have the latest in our Global Siege line. Regal, slenderizing, flowing lines bringing attention to every word you say. And they can't see your knees knocking when negotiating with Jedi.
It's called "Russian Roulette"
Where did you buy that hat? I wanna have that!
"Well son, we'll just simply tell your mother, that we ate all the pie"
What?! You didn't pick up my dry cleaning again?!
Hey buddy... You got something in your teeth.
Is that that new Old Navy Performance Robe?
You clean up the light sabers! I had to clean em up from the last fight!
Wanna see my E.T. impression?
What's that slime on your robe? You've been at Jaba's strip palace again haven't you!
Man, I told you we would get caught!
Gotek
COME ON!! Pull my FINGER!!
You should be ashamed of yourself!!!
FREEZE! I GOTCHA COVERED!
I'm not pulling your finger, dammit.
While trying to suck up, the guy in black comments on how nicely Red Guy's robe matches the walls.
Rune:Bang! You're dead. Nute:Rune,stop pretending to be Han Solo.
Umm, Mr Gunray, you have a fly on your head!
You always fall for that little flick-up trick, don't you?
This fantastic life size model of Nute Gunray can be yours today for the special introductory price of one thousand credits! Just call 1-800 Nute Me!
I've allready told you that I don't wanna have anal sex in the air ducts. Leave me alone.
"Do you like this break dancing move my lord?"
Really, I think the interior decorators did a swell job with the place.
Daultry Dofine: What's wrong with you, why would you want to be the good side Nute: Because I am scared of you!! Daultry: No I am scared of you!! Nute & Daultry: aaah!!!!
"your hat.... it is so big! I will serve you forever!"
Come on, lets PARTY!!!!
"WELL! You want to know what *your* problem is? You're always leaving the seat up and never putting the toilet paper on the little spool thingie. Furthermore..."
I see that finger! One more wet willie from you and I'll break it off!
Rune, if you don't dispense with this "wet willie" foolishness, I'll have 10 Droidekas on you so fast it'll make your head spin.
Luckas' failed attempt to work in his favorite Three tooges routine.
Pull my finger.
Rune:Where'd you buy the hat it looks so nice. Other: This old thing I picked it up from that new Jawa surplus store they pened down the street, thats were I bought the our droid army for 2 bucks.
"And here we have the lovely throne room..."
Hey, pull my finger!
Gimme yo waller mofo, or I'll pop a cap in yo sorry self!!!
Oh believe me. It's a real blaster.
"that's the outfit i wanted to wear!!" "shut up, you can wear it tomorrow" "mom, tell him to let me wear that dress today!!"
You dissin' me brother?
"And here, we have the Fall 1999 Neimoidian Dress! It is ALL the rage, and you can have it for a mere 300 credits!"
Pull my finger.
HEY!!!!!, I WANTED TO WEAR THE RED ROBE....
NUTE: Who said that Queen Amidala would be yours?
"BANG! You're dead! Ha ha ha ha...heh heh heh...ahem."
And here is the newest in Neimoidian fashion, the ultimate outfit for getting pushed around by some mysterious Sith Lord
How many times do I have to tell you to put the toilet seat back down?
No, thank you. I'll clean my ear with a Q-tip later.
How many times do I have to tell you?We must have a shield around our reactor!
You are a fool! There is no way that TF.N's humor page will be updated in a week!
No. I will not pull your finger, and I'm going to stand here like a statue until you leave me alone.
I try to keep this place clean day in day out and look what you do, what do you have to say for yourself
"Here are your directions:I shoot, you scream." "It's not my fault!" "It is now." BOOM
What's your problem?! I ask you to pick up your toys, but do you?! I just don't know what I'm going to do with you.
Talk @#* again and I'll put a "hot one" in ya.
"No no no, Remember, I am the cop, you're the robber! Now, let's take it from the top... Freeze! This is a special blaster that looks like a finger, now put your hands up!"
"Besides, with the market on such a rapid rise, I wouldn't be surprised if it crashed any day now!"
Haako, "So then the nerf hearder says, don't touch any of my three daughters......."
Haako, "So then the nerf hearder says, don't touch any of my three daughters......."
Soda
"My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse..."
Look! the wireless internet right here in my hand!
Hey! Why do you get the bigger hat?
Hey! Why do you get the bigger hat?
Now, say the queen were to return and point a blaster to your head like this. What would you do?
"If you were talking for more than 20 minutes you should have dialed 10-10-321 first!
Yo, red guy, if you move I am going to shoot you with my imaginary finger blaster.
Did you know that the Nemodean sexual organ is the index finger?
I dont recall asking you a G**D*** thing!!!!!!
Rune Haako: That Sith guy is only about yea tall - we could take him
Hey guys look, he fell sleep while thinking!
And here comes the Viceroy, Nute Gunray in his very fasionable red federation robes and funky headress... (whispering) are you sure this is the only way to pay the Naboo back for all the damage...
Now I will kill you with my mighty finger gun
Sir... I think you've got something crawling in your ear...
RUNE: You know, Nute, you've gotta stay out of the sun more often. Your skin looks awful! NUTE: Well, find Queen Amidala. I want to know the secret formula to her beauty cream.
"hey guess what? I heard they're going to cast Leo for Anakin in the next one!" "Serious?forget the queen and Naboo, You and me are gonna make sure he doesn't make it to the next film!"
Right Neimodian: "You talkin' to me? YOU talkin' to ME?"
Right, where is the Trade Federation base?
RUNE: I like your hat. Is that Gucci? NUTE: No, I stole it from Amidala's closet.
Guy on Right: This is my clone, I shall call him "Mini me"
"im a little tea pot....awh! come on sing it with me!!!"
What did you expect....Godzilla wont save us from 2 Jedi DUH!!!
Nute-"How were your kids this morning?", Other Guy- "Same as always", Nute- "That bad?"
Namoidian- "Are you by any chance...", Nute- "For the last time no, I'm not in relation to Newt Gingrich". Namoidian- "You know, there's a camera rolling." Nute- "Oh geez"
"Who the hell made you the viceroy anyway. "
Pull my finger...
Dodge this!
umm
You've got something on your face.
Does this hat make my head look big?
"Look at you.You looka' lika' gnarf ! "
well.....the jedi excaped...the took the queen.....we're in deep shit...whats our next move?
'' Hey Nute, have you ever wanted to be a ballerina?''
(one with hand up) Watch . . . THIS is how you do the macarena
Wet Willieeeee!!!!
do I look fat in this dress?
Come on, pay up, you owe me BIG time, you NEVER thought the battle would take place this close
Wait a second... ME jump out the window, you out rank me!
cool
How many times have I told you? That color does absolutely nothing for your complexion.
who loves ya, baby?
don't make me use this!!!
we would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling kids!
"Bang, bang, you're dead. 50 bullets in your head."
"Hey Nute, give me all your money!" "George! Rune's gotten into the Tequila again!"
You always leave the tiolet seat up
RUNE: Just what is so funny? NUTE: I hate to tell you this, but your blaster is on the floor. You're threatening me with a finger.
Take this ring and be my wife, baby!
What's in your empty head! Come here BABY!
obi-wan
"You da man!" "Yes. I am."
What were you thinking? That hat is all wrong for you
I shall poke you in the eye
Left: "Wow your hair looks great, can I get the name of your stylist?"
have you ever seen how ridiculous you look?
Ok, the pull my finger bit is getting a little old... Why can't side kicks ever come up with their own material?
The Bathroom? Second door on the left.
The Bathroom? Second door on the left.
Oh, posh...That's not a REAL blaster, moron.
"For the last time, my eyes aren't made of jello!" "Just let me poke it once to make sure, pleaase?"
Haako- "Freeze! Don't move. Yuk yuk yuk."
"Can you see the flea on my finger, sir?"
For the last time! Stop Blaming the destruction of the control ship on you breaking my "How to break free of being a stunted slimeball" tape!
Your hat does not suit your gown
NO DUH WE SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE THIS BARGIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I think you'd better get that mole checked."
What do you mean there's no Santa Claus?
Nute Gunray: I got this robe for sale at Old Navy.
What is up with these funky hats.
But she started it...
But she started it!
But she started it!
If I were a Sith Lord, this gesture would be lethal.
You are supposed to look at me, not the director!
your mama is so stupid, she failed her blood test!
And here we have Harry showing his new winterclothes.
Nobody move or the "Frog" gets it. Ha ha ha, get it!
"I told u we never shoould have listened to a senator! Ya there all crooked!
"Didn't somebody say...Not Naboo....huh? Who was that....
"He-ey, that's a GREAT mask. Where can I get one like that?"
"Aaanyting wroo caaan do Aaa caaan do bettaa. Aaa caaan do aaanyting bettaa dan wroo."
"Aaanyting wroo caaan do Aaa caaan do bettaa. Aaa caaan do aaanyting bettaa dan wroo."
Yada Yada Yada
Rune: Man What were you thinking. Nute: Uhhh... Rune: You know that they're gonna kill Darth Maul to make room for that bratty kid to over.
Break out the good silver, Rune! We're having the Sith over...
All right I've just about had enough of you!! Now you give me one more order and this thing goes off!!!!!!!!
And what is with that hat? That thing is just sooo last season!
Who's on Naboo?....I don't know, who is on Naboo?......Right.
"Let's play 'Gun to Your Head.' The first question is, Why the heck are we here?"
"Why did you say to them that they can have a coffee brake !?
You ate the last piece of pizza DIDN'T YOU
"And another thing!" "Yoda is not the sexiest creature on the planet!!!
"And another thing!" "Yoda is not the sexiest creature on the planet!!!"
"Why did Mr Lucas Give us Chines Accents ?"
Did you notice that we don't have any noses?
"Rook, I'm Sorry Ok? But I KNOW the Senator IS Mr Sidious. "Dis is Imppossible!!!!!
So what was that Back there huh?!!! How many times do we gotta go through this NO and I mean NO disintagrations!!!!!!!!!
What you said about my mama?
I will not make a "pull my finger" joke, I will not make a "pull my finger" joke, I will not...
You left the toilet seat up, what the heak is wrong with you?
Jovakra Miran
Idiot
Why did you attack the jedi? They have the force not some forks. I'm telling you that we sould cheak everyone's and everything's hearing. It should be an evil policy.
The light shining off your forhead is actually very becoming
Uh Uh Uh, young man... you didn't clean your ears!
kmd
so then i was like, now this is getting totally out of hand, i mean come on, there are two of them now!!
"What do you think of all this Nute? Do you think that GOD came down from heaven and stopped th..."
hey nute, are you sure this invasion is legal?
"Get into the kitchen and cook me some dinner woman!"
Hey, you got something hanging off your neck... oh, sorry, it's just your head!
He's just revealed to the Viceroy that Amidala won't sign the treaty because his hat looks stupid.
Why use my finger when there are blasters on the ground! hu hu!
That hat has got to go, dude! It is most non triumphant.
Our evil scheme is shattered!
Excuse me, but are those your shoes back there?
Bang Bang Your Dead
And look at this lovely little piece worn by the Viceroy here. He brings out that ' I want to rule the galaxy, but I'm a total gimboid' look, dosen't he?
And once we take over Naboo, we will make everyone wear these stupid hats. Just like we have too.
Rune Haako: "Wadda mean you forgot to stop the newspaper delivery?! YOU-THE VICEROY!!!"
Rune:Hey Nute. Nute: yes? Rune:er...i'm wondering...why aren't we the stars of the picture?
Nute: "NO! Don't even think about doing that Three Stooges gag again!" Rune: "Nuk nuk nuk!"
Rune: Okay, we're gonna knock out that wall and install a jumbo view screen there.
Rune: I told you so! "Throw a big New Years party at the palace" you said! Hah! Who's going to clean this mess up?
I'm guessing the facial didn't work
Rune taps the cardboard cut out of Nute and watches it clatter to the floor.
Does my butt look big in this?
Nute: Okay, you've made your point Rune. It might be more effective to use a REAL blaster when you try to convince the Queen.
Pull my finger!
Sammy Jackson aint the only bada$$ in this muthaf*cka!! I'm gonna pop a cap in yo a$$ biatch!!
That hat is whack, yo!
See nothing beats the gun. Not rock, not paper, not even scissors.
No we can't share a wife !
For the last time not in front of guests!!!
Go ahead, pull my finger.
"Umm... This is a stick up!"
"Don't make me Cap your ass"
Rune:Wasn't your mole on the other side yesterday?
Rune:Wasn't your mole on the other side yesterday?Nute:I have a mole!
Hey! Stop showing me things that comes out of your nose!
I said "Shut up or I will bust a cap in your ass!!"
No! I don't want to pull your finger again!
You call that thing a hat!
Bang! Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Any last requests before you pull my finger?
oh, who's your talor?
there is some thing in your ear, here let me get it.....
Young man I am ashamed of you! when your done with blasters always put them away!
you got a weasel on your head.
See I told you we should have traded stocks......
Nute: Rune, this is no time to play policeman
"You have to walk right up to them and BADABING!! All over your nice suit."
Yes, yes. It's anti-Jedi gas, there is nothing to worry about.
This would be the demonstration of the new "Gun to the opponent's Head" Jedi mind trick.
I swear, there is somthing in your ear
"Now we will discuss a new treaty." "Nice try, but that's her line stupid."
"Hey Viceroy! Pull My Finger!"
How many times have I told you NOT to go thruogh my closet. STOP WEARING MY GOD DAMN CLOTHES!!!
Neimoidian #1: Sir, that's not a gun. That's your finger. Neimoidian #2: Shut up and give me yer Pokemon!
man I hate to tell ya but your hat is sooooo tacky!
heh heh...pull my finger.
Hey try to look sharp, were going to be on TheForce.net!
You look like a chess piece with that hat on.
you dont scare me
Why do you wear that maroon robe? The green looks so much better!
No, I don't have a tissue. Just give me the gum.
Why is it always *my* fault? You're the one that always leaves your toys out where Lord Sidius can step on them...
Why do you always get to wear the fancy hat? Just once, I want to wear the fancy hat
How many times have I told you to pick up your toys?
Haako: I'm tellingyou, it's a matte painting!
I knew we shouldn't have pulled the legs off that ewok!
What is this hat you are wearring
Ha ha! Look at you! Don't you know that three-pronged hats are out? Two pronged is the way to go!
Ha ha! Look at you! Don't you know that three-pronged hats are out? Two pronged is the way to go!
I guess you are old enough to hear this. There is no Santa. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
What the . . . you call that a hat? THIS is a HAT!!
Alien on right: "To be or not to be, that is the question." Alien on left: "Uh, we're running a war here. Get with it."
Rune: And now Viceroy, we'll discuss a new treaty... Nute: OK, you have the dress, the hat, BUT YOU ARE NOT QUEEN AMIDALA !!!!
Rune Haako: "So I sez, 'Take my Nemoidian... please.'" Nute Gunray: "Shut up."
Whoa! Now that's what I call earwax!
You know, I'd be a lot more scared if you were actually holding one of those blasters.
Let me guess..."Pull my finger".... right?
"No! Really! That dress does not make you look fat!"
"don't just stand there, let's get to it, strike a pose, there's nothing to it... Vogue!"
don't look now, but you dropped the blaster...
"pull my finger"
you have something in your ear... here, let me help you
Guy in green and black: "Hands above your head! You have the right to remain silent....."
Steve S.
"Hey...pull my finger."
"Stop it...I don't want you to pull another quarter out of my ear."
RUNE HAAKO: "I'm telling you, that stupid hat doesn't suit you!"
NUTE GUNRAY: "Yes, this should be adequate for the Neimoidia Paranoia festival."
Rune: No, YOU'RE the lady killer.
Hey are you sure your a part of the trade federation because i saw a jedi that looks just like you!
You should see a speech doctor about that lisp you have
"With that hat you'll never win the princess' heart!"
I told you she wasn't 18
What the hell is your problem?
"I'm telling you, if Sidious finds out that you didn't let Maul out last night, he'll kill you. You know he hates it when Maul doesn't get his walk."
now you and i have never met before is that right sir?
and again i ask you, what is with your hair today??!
What have you done to your hair??
Didn't i tell you not to let the bad jedi come in. Now look what they have done!!
"Look out Nute, here comes Darth Maul! Quick, hide that Obi-Wan Kenobi action figure behind your back and act natural!"
Rune (singing): ...here is my handle, here is my spout... Nute: Shut up, Rune.
"Are you talkin to me"
Pull my finger
Rune: Got Wookie? Nute: Uhhhh....
"I'm telling you, with a hat like that, you just won't be picking up any chicks."
Look at it just look at it !!!! What do u mean it can't be that bad ! The hat your wearing I mean it looks like something the Queen would wear !! Have u no self respect !!?????!!!!!
I don't care what you say !! your not a Jedi waving your hand around in the air isn't going to do anytthing so just stop it !!!
"My gun is bigger than yours!"
YO DUDE! Welcome to the new Hamillenium...
Alright Silas, one down, two to go!
Kev vs Callum... THE ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN!!
"Is that a bump on your chin"
What's da deel with dat hair dew?
An EARRING!?!? Didn't your mother and I teach you anything?
"You realize of course that the kids watching this movie have NO IDEA what the Trade Federation is or does"
"Any minute now George is going to walk in those doors and figure out that we shouldn't have been in this movie. Why must you be so aloof..."
"I know what you're thinking, did I fire five shots or six. Do you feel lucky, punk? Well do ya?". Nute: "Alright, no more Clint Eastwood film festivals".
"I'm nemoidian Ned and I kissed the sky. And all the Naboo say I'm pretty fly for a CGI guy. Word to your battle droid!!!"
"Do you feel lucky, punk?"
"Pull my finger..."
JENN
He's about this high, blonde hair, and the future force of evil in the universe...
You better think, think, think! Think about what you're trying to do to me!
For pete's sake, your bum does not look big in that!
Your mama is so ugly...
Wabbit season... duck season... wabbit season... wabbit season... I say it's duck season... FIRE!
What do you mean you mooned Darth Sideous?!
I say we demand a raise!
BANG!!! Gotcha!! Stop being a little immature brat.
MY mama wears ballet slippers?? Well, YO mama wears ARMY BOOTS!
Wait a MINUTE! I could have SWORN I was holding a gun!
Why so glum, my sad little chum? I think you need a hug!
Next up on QVC we have an evil Trade Federation member....
Rune: That's no fair! Your hat's cooler than mine! Nute: That's cuz I'm the viceroy. Rune: Oh. Well that would explain things. I thought it was cuz Lucas likes you better. Nute: He does.
Rune: I TOLD you our caption wasn't funny enough to be on theforce.net! Nute: It wouldn't have mattered. You spelled "monkeys" wrong anyway. Rune: Did NOT!
"Don't worry, Nute. That little ninny queen didn't mean it. You have a great butt."
"Uh sir you got uh heh a uh...somthing hanging out of your nose."
"Bang your dead!"
"This is all your Fault!" "Beep, bop, erowww dnna dnaa, Beorppp!!!"
Ha! Bet you thought it was loaded, didn't you?
You Idiot! You wore the wrong hat again!
"YO G why you Disin My Hat Fool!!!!" You Best shut up befor I bust a cap in yo A**!!!!!
HEY, PULL MY FINGER!
You Got a Milk Mustache
Maybe we shouldn't have made those dwoids out of paper mache'.
You are under arrest! You have the right to remain silent! Anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law...
Blue robed alien: One, two, three. Three points on your hat! See? I told them I could count! That will teach those stupid Naboo to call us Nimrodians!
And here is the dining room , what do you think
I can't believe you wore that hat with that robe, it's so last season.
Is it a book or a movie? How many syllables?
When George cut back on the money for props the cast was forced to use their fingers as blasters.
Rune Haako- "This is a stick up!"
I can see through your head
"Pull my finger"
Look what I found in my nose!
A demostration of the Neimodian secret weapon: the finger blaster
I told you No playing in the house, but did you listlen NO!!!
You have a very large booger hanging from your nose. Would you like me to pick it for you or should I get a droid to do it?
Nute: Where es my Wonton soup! I order it 2 hour ago! Haako: My doe no. Maybe yousa order wong...
"I knew we shouldn't have sent away the Mountian Dwe Pop boy, now what do you have to say for yourself?"
Pull my finger
If I told you once, I told you a thousand times that your face would stick like that if you continued to make that face...
Ezekial 25:17 The path of the righteous is beset......
" LOOK AT YOU! JUST ONE DAY IN QUEEN AMIDALA'S PALACE, AND ALREADY YOU ARE DRESSING LIKE HER!"
"Excuse me, your Spiffiness, but there's something in your- " "What?" "oh nothing..."
"Excuse me, your Spiffiness, but there's something in your- " "What?" "oh nothing..."
"Ha, ha you're dead! Fifty bullets in your head!"
" LOOK AT YOU! JUST ONE DAY IN QUEEN AMIDALA'S PALACE, AND ALREADY YOU ARE DRESSING LIKE HER!"
What do you mean you couldn't handle it?! It's SEX for God's sake! How hard can it be?!
Walk like a Nemodian
How many times do I have to tell you to put the toilet seat down?!
"See! I told you I can catch my farts! Here, smell! Go on! Smell it" "You EEEDIOT!"
"See! I told you I can catch my farts! Here, smell! Go on! Smell it" "You EEEDIOT!"
now who is going to clean this mess?!!
"Nowwww freeze. See the character traits of guilt. The hands behind the back and the way he only talks with his upperlip."
What ' you talkin' bout Willis?
How could you let them get away! *smacks him upside the head* I wanted to let him go!!
You dolt! You left the q-tip in!
"And alakazam, the quarter's gone!" "Hey! I saw you put it in your other hand!"
But Mom! This hat goes great with my suit.
The newest holonet sensation: the Feddie-Tubbies!!!
Lott: "You stupid little cretin, what do you MEAN you didn't see the wire? You mean you tripped right over it?" Nute: "Well, erm, yes ..." Lott: "You. Are. Pathetic ...."
Rune Haako: You mean that you just saw George Lucas and didn't have a pen handy? What kind of viceroy are you?
that Darth boy has a small dinky
Rune Haako: watch out I'm going to poke you in the eye
Rune Haako: Watch out Nute, I'm gonna poke your eye!
Rune: There's a phantom menace behind you!
Are you sure that's the best hat to go with that suit?
BANG! You're dead!
Rune: What's that? Nute: Huh? where? Rune: Made you look.
'OK then, give me the goddam Budlight or I shoot you'. Gunray: 'That's a finger. You're still not getting my Bud Lite'.
You take two months to do these updates again, Nute, I swear I'm gonna shoot ya.
"Is it just me, or do these illegally aquired clothes make us look fat?"
may the force be with arnulf
Yes... I'm your father...
Bad Boy!!!!!!!!!!! Clean It Up!!!!!
Is that a lightsaber in your pants or are you just happy to see me.
"Don't look, now but George is watcha ing us, we'll sneek out the back door!!!!"
"Don't look, now but George is watcha ing us, we'll sneek out the back door!!!!"
Jedi Knight
"Aww.. come on! That's the oldest trick in the Galaxy!"
What is that on your head? Is it a Monkey's Butt- Ox?
the force with me
"I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque
(Viceroy): "The Queen reminds me of that Xena charcter." (Assistant): "Yes, considering she is presently blasting her way into the palace to capture us." (Viceroy): Shoot.
"Bang! You're dead!...You have to fall over now!" "I don't like this game... Let's play blow up the Gungans instead."
I'm not falling for "Look, there's a jedi" again!
"I got your nose! ...oh...you dont have a nose..."
DON'T YOU EVER RAISE YOUR VOICE TO ME YOUNG MAN.
Aw! come on. Pull my finger.
BANG YOU'RE DEAD.
I love the way that hat bring out the yellow in your eyes!
For the last time the reason I had your chair towed away was because It was parked in my spot.
"Snicker, snicker!" "Now when I say BANG, you fall down!"
Watch the movie or I'll shoot this Neimoidian!
I told you not to press that button...
"You did it again! You left the lid up!"
How come you're Lord Sidious's favorite?
RUNE: People should be showing up aaaaaaany minute now... NUTE: You idiot!!! I TOLD you nobody would come to our Y2K party IF YOU DIDN'T SEND OUT INVITATIONS!!! RUNE: I dropped a few hints...
Hey buddy, you got some stuff in your ear. Let me pick it out for ya.
"Bang, You're dead."
Bang! You're dead! Hahaha.. Bang! You're dead!...
I thought the blockade was legal?
What are you talkign about snow? Its beautiful outside! Now I have to put my boots someplace where I can find them.
So tell me, is that your face, or did the make up guy confuse it with your butt?
So if I poke you right here, the Ooglith Masquer will...?
What are you talking about snow? Its beautiful outside! Now I have to put my boots someplace where I can find them.
Poke me again, and I'll sic the destroyer droids on you.
But I was going into Toschii Station to pick up some power converters.
Look at MY face? Look at YOUR face!
"...and you said they'd never update..."
STAR WARS RAPE: PULL OF THAT ROBE, OR DO I HAVE TO TAKE IT OFF FOR YOU!
Pull my finger......
"Look, how was I supposed to know the guns were empty"
I really think you're going to like what this hat does for you...It says power!
Being a nemodien stinks. Let's join the light side.
Your really not going to wear that hat with them shoes are you ?
You've got to ask yourself do you feel lucky?
You look at me when I'm talking to you, young man!
"Bang, your dead!"
"Should I shoot him now or wait till I get home?"
"Should I shoot him now or wait till I get home?" "Shoot me now, shoot me now."
"Ow, quit it." "Ow, quit it." "Ow, quit it." "OW, quit it."
"I know you stole them. Give me back my cheeseballs!"
I told you your hair is all worng!
and here is a good example of how not to dress for an invation girls!
One more false move buddy, and your going to regret you ever hired me!
"Where is my bunny costume?"
Ya know...you should really have that looked. I think it's infected.
If you tell me one more time that we're twins who were separated at birth, I'll throw you into a molten lava pit!
Our model here make her, err, his case for red dresses and stupid hats
"Dem's Jedi gonna bust'a cap in yo ass, man! They gonna git us bohf!
Don't move, you got some schmutz on your robe
"And so I said to the guy, five bucks?! That's a rip!!!"
"SO you see sir by putting the thermal exaust port in the launch bay we will over come the problem that all those death stars faced.""I see.""do you really sir??"
"hmmm... now why did I come in here again..."
"you know now that you mention it... our hats do look a little like stirofoam cut outs"
"Bang, bang. Your dead"
You've got a smudge right. . . there.
That's a STUPID hat!
Rune: "I'm telling you! These battle droids are useless!!They can't shot straight or dodge anything!We need another option!!" Nute: "All right,then. Let's hire these Stormtroopers,then."
whats that stupid thing on your head!!
Lifting air is fun.
I really hate waiting between our scenes and those stupid Jedi's scenes.There's NOTHING TO DO!I wish we could just take over the planet already!I always say that!But do they listen to me?NO!
Pull my finger.
And den bang! I shot da creep in the face, because he was being a bit of a bantha fodda.
Uh, sir, you have something on your face...
How do you expect to see movie, when the tickets are in your other head dress. Oi!
Sure. Of course you playing golf in your back yard during the time of the invasion.
Now listen up, class. Be sure to note the digified brow, the underbite of authority, and the pure culture represented by by our model here. Now, begin your finger painting.
So Nute how much do you think this place will go for on the real estare market?
Nute: "Show me what you got." Rune:
Nute: "Show me what you got." Rune: "I say hip hop, hippit to the hippie, hip hip hop you don't stop rocking...."
You fool! Beef w/ Broccoli and Eggroll AND wonton soup for $3.99 how are we supposed to make a profit? You're Mad...MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look, just because that ship got away does not mean you have to be in a bad mood.
"And so, she said to me, gee, Rune, your just the cutest thing since sliced bread, but that queen down there, you know, was like my second cousin once removed."
Now. Stand a little more upright... Yes. Yes that's perfect! Now about that headress...
I'm a little tea pot short and stout. Here is my handle...
Guy on right: "...and if we just put a little dab of Cherry Parfait right there, you'd look, well..." Other guy: "just like the girl in the makeup ad?" Guy on right : "Well ...no."
(left guy)(Mumbling) After all this and I still don't get to move? (right)That's wonderful darlin'.. Cecile did you get that?
"All right Morpheus, I want the access codes for Zion's mainframe!!!" "Oh...sorry, wrong script."
Announcer: As Nute shows here, the latest in winter fashions are headdresses resembling chess pieces...a rook in his case.
Don't you think that repaiting the walls will add life to the room?
Hey Nune, pull my finger.
should i cap you now or later? (other guy) hmmmm;thats a tough one
wuz up! give me the planet or im gonna cap you!
Bang! Ha ha! I got ya! You're dead, boss!
I TOLD YOU TO NOT WET THE BED BEFORE YOU SLEEP!!!! DAMN
This is how you aim a gun, moron!
C'mon dad. I didn't do it. Sidous put the lightsaber in your bed. Not me. I don't want to hear any of it. Go to bed. Ohh dad. But....
Pick up your blasters and go to bed. Qui-Gon put 'em there. Wy do I have to pick them up? Don't talk back to me!
Here's your food sir. Wait, I forgot the tray. My bad.
I told you this wasn't a drag party.
The hat goes with the ensamble, but it doesn't complete it. You have a variety of guns to choose from...let's go over here and look...
"Go To You Room!" "*Sniff* But I don't wanna!"
"Bang! Just Like That!"
"Are you trying to scare me?"
"YOU were supposed to remember where we parked!!"
''Pay up! I told you Darth Maul would lose!
Nute Gunray: "You idiot, how am i supposed to appear before Lord Sidious looking like this!?!" Rune Haako: "Well, how was i supposed to know your robe is 'dry clean only'?"
Dude...That hat is /so/ last season
"Give back to me" Guess which hand it's in first!"
"Give back to me" "Guess which hand it's in first!"
No no no let me explain this again MY voice is the one that sounds like Bruce Lee YOUR voice sounds like Jackie Chan
I'm E.T.
PENG
"You have something in your eye..."
"Ok, now you BETTER not go looking for me until you count to 30."
"Hey, look at me, I'm James Bond!"
Is that a zit?
Nute: Waht? What did you say? Rune:The pizza guy's still not here yet.
I know I'm going bald, you can stop pointing!
"Why are you looking at me like that?" "I just realized that your mouth and the words are not syncronized."
Viceroy's Servent: "Judge me by my size, do you?" Viceroy: " What the heck are you talking about?!" "Were the same height!"
For the last time! Anakin is Darth Vader!
Look like Oscar the Grouch, I do.
Haha! Lucasfilm is paying me more than you!
Insert brain here
"I told you that if we used Japanese accents everyone would say we were only bad Voltron rip-offs! That was our one big chance! And now look! Where are our careers now?
Your Majesty, as per your request, Jar-Jar Binks was captured and awaits his execution outside. This way please.
If it's any consolation, your Majesty, I didn't think we'ld survive as far into the movie as we did.
Do you feel lucky punk? Well, d'ya?
Nute- "Have I not constantly told you to stop wearing your bed sheets around the palace?"
Nute- "Have I not constantly told you to stop wearing your bed sheets around the palace?"
Don't worry, I'm sure the queen will love your new headpiece.
"Don't you know what you've done!? Darth Sidious wanted an apple pie, not cherry!"
And this model is made of the finest metal and silk. As you can see, it also uses state of the art animatronics, plus it comes with a stupid Chinese voice!
"Do i have a bid for 50 credits?" "You?, ok do we have a bid of 100 credits?"...
"Viceroy, look, there's a hole in your makeup! Get those little slackers over here right now!" Viceroy: "I simply (sob) cannot work like this. (sob) If you want me, I'll (sob) be in my trailer.
Viceroy: "Yes, you blathering little fool, as soon as we get the Queen to sign the treaty, we can take off these horrible stupid masks and reveal ourselves as Gremlins. Ha ha ha ha ha!"
Gunray: "You know, you're starting to look a little green there. Maybe you should go and lay down in your trailer." "That's my mask, you fool." "Oh, sorry. Forgot again.
Rune: "Sir! Your eyes!" Nute: (sheepish grin) "Well..Park left his dressing room door open and I just couldn't help but borrow his contacts for a while..you like? I thought they'd match my outfit.."
So I said "Bang, you are a dead, Darth Sidious"
Lott Dodd demonstrates to Nute Gunray the awesome powers of their new superweapon, the Finger Gun.
"See, look, I'm telling you, my index fingers are frozen!"
RUNE: really, Nute, those earrings look fine! i bet Lord Sidious won't even notice them!
"You throw me the idol, I throw you the whip. No time to argue!!"
"I'm telling you! Sidious and Palpatine look the same....I think they might be related!"
When are we going home, I WANT MOMY!
"are you talking to me?
"Hey, I know great joke. Nute, pulla finger, pulla finger!"
"You know what this means," "Yeah, they make us look like idiots with those stupid captions"
Rune Haako: "I thought I told you to ask George for noses! Just look at us!
Well, duh
Well, duh!
Rune Haako: This is a stickup! Gimme all your credits!
Rune: Now look what you did. What ever will your mummy say? Gunray: Mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I told you that our stupid droids weren't Y2K compliant!"
BANG!
No, the headdress makes you look very uh distinctive... and the robe does NOT make you look fat...
if you don't gimme that beautiful hat of yours , I'll blow your head in 2 seconds!
But what if she's got a pistol hidden in her throne? She could just reach in and point it at your head like THIS...we'd better be careful...
Nice piercing
Mint?
Got Milk?
Got your nose!
isn't he oogly!?
Ha! They say that there is a little kid who is going to be the right hand of the future emperor... Ha Ha Ha... a kid HA HA HA!!!
I asked for pink, PINK! How could you not get PINK!
I asked for pink, PINK! How could you not get PINK!
I bring the beer but where are the girls!??
Rune, you idiot, this is no time to learn the Macarena
Whaddaya mean I have a big nose?
Does My Finger Look Like A Blaster?
"So what do you want to do tonight Brain?"
Here, can I pick your nose? PLEEEESE?
"ive told u one ive told u a thousand times pick up ur toy guns after ur through!! i can belive this room its such a mess!! u just wait till darth maul get here....."
You threw the map in the river?!
Pardon me. Do you have any Grey Poupon?
Bang! haha! you're dead!
you should never wear burgundy after slavelabor day....
Go ahead. Make my day.
I told you! I'm Amidala's pimp!
Do you enjoy growing your hair out or something?
You spilled the salt. Trying to fight the Naboos the last thing we need is bad luck. Throw some salt over your shoulder.
BANG! You're dead!
As you an see it needs alittle work but it's REALLY a wonderful little home.
Hey... Pull my finger..hehehe
COULD YOU LEAN FORWARD I'M TRYING TO TUNE IN MY ROCK STATION ?
...and another thing, take off that ridiculous hat before I smack you like a redheaded step-child!
What do you mean the datapad cheque bounced ?
Look at what you did!! Darth Sideous will never forgive us for letting the dog go peepee on his new rug!!
"This is a Gun, pretty nifty isn't it! I made it myself!"
Ok, imagine that my hand is a gun. Now hand it over.
Gimme five, brother!
Hey, dad, I need 50 bucks 'cause I'm going out with my friends!
Did your mother never teached you not to trow with food!!
js
Stop kidding dear! You can`t shoot me with your finger!
You call THAT a hat? Looks more like a barbeque grill!
Snatch the pebble from my hand grasshopper.
I tell you we are perfectly safe here! It's not like two jedi knights, a young queen and a slave boy can defeat the trade federation! We are perfectly.....did you hear something?
You didn't wash behind your ears.
Under pressure training- How to survive with a blaster pointed at your head.
Rune Haako: (feminen voice) You've been dealing with Sith lords!?! If we're going to have a relationship, we're gonna have to be honest with eachother!
Rune Haako: "Look at this booger I picked." Nute Gunray: "We don't have nostrils you stunted slime."
I told you you wouldn't like what you see when you went up there!
Bang! Bang! You're dead! I love playing rebels & imperials!
Don't shoot at me, HE's the leader!
You said chicks would dig these robes, but again we're alone at the disco.
Mr. Lucas, he keeps forgetting his lines and telling me he's my father! Oh, he is? Sorry. My mistake.
Alright, so we BOTH look like Guinan! (Whoopi Goldberg from Start Trek:TNG)
I can't believe you dumped me for Jar-Jar! well, I just couldn't stand your accent anymore.
JUDO CHOP!
"Hey is that new?" "Nope" "Where'd you get that" "At the shop for morons like us" "Oh AND controled by some Sith Lord" "Yup" "I WANT ONE!!"
"Look how I dress? What about that dorky hat??"
This is all your fault! I told Santa that I wanted my own planet for Christmas and you go off and tell him that I've been a bad boy!
wierd
"Who's on first?"
I said, pull my finger!
is really cool
Look at this place, it really needs some redecorating.
Hey Nute....pull my finger
Scenes from the Neimoidian version of "Terrance & Phillip" entitled "Gunray & Haako"
rune Haako: Nute you start lisnen to me or i'm gonna blow your head off, understood? Nute Gunray: Shut up
'how many times must I tell you, that hat just doesn't go....'
Dungeon-X
Privately Nute felt the hat was a bit too much.
Bang!
With the defeat of the Trade Federation, two Neumodians discuss their future plans. "Well," suggested the one on the right, "we could always go back to Teletubbies." "Shut up Dipsy", the other said.
Rune:hold still... you've got a hair in your eye. Nute: quick get it out! Get it out!
Are you talkin' ta me?
For the last time, it's YOUR turn to clean up the mess we made!
"Pull my finger."
"No, I don't think the Queen is 'Hot' for you."
If you sleep with my wife one more time........BANG!
You're the disease, an' I'm the cure!!
"No, I am NOT going to fall for the old "pull my finger" joke"
Why did you make me wear this stupid dress?
What happened to your party? Why did all the guests leave?
Hey what was that you said about Star Trek!
"You're fooling yourself! We're living in a dictatorship! A self-perpetuating autocracy!"
Rune Haako: "I told you...I did NOT have sexual relations with that woman!"
"But how was I supposed to know which one was her? She must've changed at least five times!"
Rune: "See? I told you, we don't have any ears! SEE?!"
Rune: I suppose you're going to blame me for all this?!?!
you kinda doo look like the queen
"Bang bang!" "What ARE you doing?!" "Hee hee.. bang bang..bang bang!"
so you want some chicken fried rice?
the washroom is that way, I think!!
Is that a cockroach in your ear, Nute?
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeere's VICEROY!
Me myself and a Jedi Like me.
hung monkey
The Least Favorite Spy
"You see, if we had just killed the queen when we had a chance, we wouldn't be having these problems!"
Let's do the Timewarp again!
Do you think this robe matches the background or should I get a new one?
Rune: Look at you! You, with the silly hat and the fancy robes. Who do you think you are, the pope?
This is a...uh..um....stick up. Yeah thats right. This is a stick up, now hand over all your credits nice a slowly. And don't make any strange moves.
"I told you not to bring the Sith in this, BUT NOOOOO!!! Let's invite them, make this whole invasion a bit easier....yeah, right."
Lookat your hair and your dress and those shoes!...................
You fogot to clean your ears again, didn't you?
Viceroy, don't look now, but you seem to have what appears to be flava' in your ear.
Rune: Did you get that lovely hat at Bloomingdale's?"
"Look at that outfit! What were you THINKING?"
You think you plan is sooo brilliant. Then why dis Darth Sideous kick us out of his bedroom?
"....as you can see, the bedroom is quite spacious, and the adjunct bathroom...."
Lord Maul didn't appreciate the "pull my finger" joke one bit!
"you're wearing THAT hat with that robe?! ick!"
Silent Night.... No! your off key again!!!
"Look, it's just a party gag! Now pull the damn finger!!"
Rune Haako: "Darth Sidious demands the the Trade Federation Viceroy keep their ears clean!"
"Hey, I just noticed we don't have any noses!"
I don't care how cool you think it looks im not geting my lip pierced
Jedi, schmedi. But that Amidala's a looker, isn't she?
Awright, this is a shtick-up. Gimme all the credits and noone gets hurt.
None of that auburn stuff Nute, we're getting some nice purple shag carpeting for this place.
Do you think Queen Amihotta suspects?
Why should I use the blasters on the floor? Fingers are so much more fun!
"and here, from the new sidious fall collection..."
Hang on, I'll get the wax out for ya
How many times must I tell you we need need better hats, no-one is taking us seriously!
Hey! do you have SHIT in there?
"Would you care to dance?"
No, you may NOT pick my nose!
You look like the pope with that hat on!
No, it's my turn to wear the bigger hat.
How come Lucas allways gets you a better wardrobe.
You really need to get some sun.
Why are you wearing that robe? It's blazing hot in here!
*pointing guy with fake Bruce Lee accent*: Yes I could pick up one of those guns and kill you now, but this 10-gauge rubber-band will do. *Other guy with similar accent*: Are you brain dead?!
That's the last time I let you have a party here..Just look at this mess
Pull my finger or i'll send in the droids...
And once again the server crashes due to pull my finger jokes....
Gimme your wallet, head pice .. and that nifty robe
Nooo you said it would be easy.. Just a few droids and we would get Natile Portman's autograph .. heh.. now look how deep we are in!!!
For the last damned time I'm not going to pull your finger!
Dint you tell lucas that we are sick and tired of being cast as the evil japanese????
You look MMMarvelous...
I thought you had to be atleast this tall to ride the stap droid ride..
How many times do i have to tell you!! We should put in the reg books when going into battle after launching all battlecraft close the launch dors!!
Are you 100% shure no one could fly into the hangar bay and fire weapons at the reactor?
"You said Sidious was a Mousekateer! Not a Sith! I'm telling Mommy!"
Nute, FOR THE LAST TIME: YOUR GRUMPY GO TO BED EARLIER!
"Did you have to wear the RED outfit? I thought that we were supposed to match! I swear you don't care about my feelings at all!"
Hey man, pull my finger
Wha you order?
But sir, I don't want to pick your ear wax!
What could go wrong...after all we have battledroids.
Bang Bang! your dead
From this angle, I'd say it's a zit...
Right there! Hold it. Guys, doesn't he look just like Janet Reno when he makes that face?
Rune: "I specifically remeber handing you those blasters, where are they!?!" Nute: "Well, uh, gee..."
No, no, no! It goes like this: I'm a little tea pot, short and stout! Here is my handle . . .
No! You can not phone home!
In a musical scene cut from the TPM, the two Trade Federation chancelors take turns rapping and moonwalking to an original Michael Jackson song.
How many times have I told you to put the toilet seat down!?!?
Did you let your mother dress you again this morning???
They're taping us? Is that leegal?
so, was it good for you as it was for me?
This splendid Neimdian comes with full quasi-Evil gear and Armadi clothes!
Peacemaker
Taking over the planet may have been Darth Sidious's plan, but wearing her dresses was all YOUR idea!!
You better fix your slip before Darth Maul comes, or else we're both done for!
Are you CRAZY! Forget the queen, did you see how many handmaiden's she left behind!
I TOLD you that we should've bet on Anakin, but NO, you HAD to pick that wierd creature with feet as hands!
Yo, yo, yo! We gonna bust caps in dat gungan ass.
Nute" I wanted that New Deluxe Lightsaber" Rune" but viceroy they were all and that is just for kids" Nute(jumping up and down)"I want it now or I will throw you to the Gungans"
Honey,did you forget to get the kids again?
Hey can I borrow a cup of gravy?
"Come on...pull my finger."
Think higher, you're singing flat. Now, start again: "Raindrops on Roses and Whiskers on Kittens..."
"You know, if we put up some curtains over there and maybe miniblinds and a baloon valence, it would give this hall a splash of color, and increase the value of the equity. "
I told you we should have...
I told u we should have called first
"Look, all I'm saying is, if you're going to put your hands on Darth Mauls
"Look, all I'm saying is that if a muthur is gonna put it's digits and Maul's lady's feet, then the muthur souldn't be suprised when it finds itself trying to breathe a lightsaber sheath
Man look at you, you call that a robe?
Gunray: What's that thing on your head? Haako: What thing? Gunray: Oh, I'm sorry, that IS your head!
"I have a bad feeling about this"
Yo Quiero Taco Bell.
Nute: "Ugh. Nimoudians hold white Jedi men hostage in teepee, many moons. Ugh." Lucas: "Cut! Nute, you're supposed to be JAPANESE stereotypes! No Indians until Episode 2."
"so, then i say, look here "queen" amidala, you sign the treaty or i cap your ass..."
Rune: I thought you were getting a NEW hat for Christmas, that one is so out of style!
Now this is what the Queen will do when she gets here. Then what do you do? I'll tell you. First say "Your nose is shining." then when she goes for her powder, tie her up with your hat.
"Why do we have to wear such stupid looking outfits?"
"Stick 'em up! Don't think I won't shoot you!"
"I told you these outfits make us look stupid"
"Hey, watch where you point that thing."
First neimodian: Simon says, sing "I'm a Little Teapot." AND DO THE DANCE! Second Neimodian: -Sigh- I'm a little teapot......
Does your rubber mask itch as bad as mine?
"I'm a little teapot..."
RH:*Whack* Are you brain dead!! NG: *Falls back*
Rune- "Come on, Nute, pull my finger!"
To avoid futre 5 year olds from blowing up our battleships Naboo fighers must have a disclamer stating that you must be atleast this tall to become a pilot.
It's all your fault. Next thing you are going to tell me is that we should of gone with those prototype white and black armor for the clone army.
Rune: And here ladies and gentlmen is our wonderful Nute Gunray statue....Please do not touch."
Pull my finger !
Bang!Bang!
At least my name has nothing to do with a U.S. president!
I think my finger is infected
You ugly! My mama said you ugly
See, I told you Viceroy, that hat dosen't hide all your dandruff. You might nedd some shampoo instead.
... "Are you proposing tome?" ...
What do ya mean we have no trojans?
"Don't you think i'm good at the Macarena?"
"May I have this dance?"
You don't disrespect me like that in front of my women (Q. amidala)...You HEAR!!! Get to Steppin'!!! Don't make me hurt you...
"Is the cieling leaking?"
"Bang.., .,., Bang,,,, BAAAAAng!!!"
"Don't even think about giving that 'wet-willy' to me...
will you look at THOSE ears!
Whats this big gooey thing in your ear.. I think it's pulsating!
"No, I will not pull your finger!!"
"No, I don't want to see it. We don't even have noses, so where did you pick that?"
"No sir it doesn't make your butt look big"
HMMMMMM, i wonder if your eye is jelly-like...
No I will not pull your finger.
"Are you talkin' to ME?"
I'm telling, ya, Nute! We gotta get rid of that opening on the waterfall side! It's swarming with granite slugs!
Dammit! You know we agreed on lavendar tiles for the floor!
Guy on the right: Ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?
You know what! You really look awful!
I swear, Nute! That pillar's got George's face on it! Just look!
"I didn't plug the toilet."
Rune: I told you we should have turned at the last pillar! Nute: What pillar? Where?
Come on, what does it matter what we say? The only people that'll read it are a buch of cybergeeks anyway...
Look over there! Our Central Fusion Generator just got blown up by that kid!". "Told you we should've put a shield on the front foor".
Look over there! Our Central Fusion Generator just got blown up by that kid!". "Told you we should've put a shield on the front foor".
Are you sure I can't offer you a Vulcan hand-job?
Hey....Hold It........YOU GOT SOMETHING GREEN ON YOUR FACE!
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT THERE NOT COMING!!..I'VE ALREADY GOT THE BEER AND GIRLS!"
"Hey, look, there are the intruders!" Nute Gunray : "I can't HEAR you!"
I swear if you say "Hey Viceroy, pull my finger" one more time you will be on the next transport to Kessel
Just look at you, your wardrobe is so last year!
So you're telling me Santa didn't bring you any Episode One toys or shirts!!
fhh
But the MOST annoying habit of the Neimoidians is picking their nose and flinging the bugars....
OH MY GOD!!! You've got a huge piece of space trailer trash in your ear!
"Would you please be so kind as to....pull my finger??"
NUTE!!! There is something growing out of your neck!!!!
"Let's just make sure we take care of Queen Amidala." "You mean.... 'take care' of her?"
You forgot where we parked the AAT again? I don't frickin' believe this!
Why are you shooting me with your finger, when there are two perfectly good blasters on the ground?
Yo man, I told you no cigars in bed!
Pulla my finger
R.H.: Live long and prosper. N.G.:YOU'RE FIRED
"Get in there and deal with those Jedi! I mean it, right now! And don't get that stubborn look on your face, you..."
you get killed but there is other viceroys
you get killed but there is other viceroys what isnt there about 40 ships orbiting naboo they only blow up one
"When was the last time you washed your ears man? I'm guessing we'd find the Katana fleet in that mess!"
Dofine: "With you out of the way Lord Sidious will have to reconsider." Newt-"Wait a min. that's not a real gun"! Dofine-"Yes it is." Newt-"Is that just a lie"? Dofine-"No." Newt-"Ok then, fire away."
nah' it tastes like chicken
Rune Haako: "Sir, have you been washing your ears?!"
Bayto Risob
Rune Haako:"DARN! ILM did it again, I should be holding a gun!"
Man, I better told you: You've got a terrible hat!
"Okay, who designed these hats? They're just not trendy! LUCAS! Fire your costume designer: we want Tommy!"
varzolutor
Damn I need a face-lift.
"Can't we go out for Fish and Chip's tonight? Please, be rational!"
Where is the REAL Viceroy? No, I will never tell!
I'll cap your ass if you don't give me my money bitch!
I just came from Queen Amidala's cell.....want to smell my finger?
I can't believe it's not butter!
With a head that big, all it would take is one little push, and over you'd go.
COME ON PULL MY FINGER!!!!
"Yes, I do believe you should grow it longer.... it'd go so well with your greenish complexion."
Bang.
"...or else my brother I might have to get medieval on your heinie..."
"How many times have I told you...never wear maroon after Boonta Eve"
The party's over! Will you stop that gansta rap funk-so-brudder stuff? Cut it out! NOW!
And here, class, is the universe's largest PEZ Dispenser!
"What do you mean you had sex with her
Sing, my angel of music! SING FOR ME!
"I love your hair! Wherever did you get it done?"
Rune:"Bang bang! Now I'm Viceroy!" - Nute:"Oh buzz off."
You know thw penalty if you fail - PULL MY FINGER!
I'm telling you we're stereotypes of Japanese businessmen!! - And I tell you we're actually original creations you decadent western infidel!!
guy in black: i figured out how we can get Amadalia to sign the treaty we will blackmail her she wears hair exstentions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That headdress is SO you!
"You have some lint on your hat... got it"
May the force be with you...(big fart) BURHGGG..OOoP....too many chilidogs can cause the force to be with you..alittle longer......
You bring havoc to the universe, but you can't pick me up one lousy bottle of milk?
Come on.......pull my finger!
I LOVE ALISIA
Ya down wit that, brotha?
" Yo, mutha I'll kick your candy ass!! "
Do you know what will happen when the trade federation finds out you embarrassed the queen? For goodness sakes, all you had to do was make a proposition.
Say what again....say what again...I dare you I double dare you nerf-herder say what one more sithing time-- from "Quentin Tarantino's Star Wars"
"oh I TOLD you not to press the button but nooooooo yu had to press it and blow stuff up im not cleanin' this mess up"
"Hey, Nute! You have a booger coming out of your nose!"
Uh...I don't think we are wearing any pants.
bah jo
I warned you about those Jedi. It's a wonder that you can hear anything, what with all of that wax in your ears. Use a Q-tip, man!
No no, This is how you do it.
Hey Nute...why the long face?
I say...what in the world is that thing on your head?!
I say...what in the world is that thing on your head?!
Rune Haako (imitating E.T.): Owwwwwwwch...
"You and your horned toads!"
"I know, we'll drop this whole get up and make a western!"
No... you'll get no supper until we found these underwater-cities...
BANG! You're dead. Let's see a battle droid shoot that accurately!!!!
I told you to use Western Union
"Do you have any moisturizing cream? This palace air is doing murder to my skin!"
Nute:Look, you can use a real blaster, there are some on the fl-- Rune: I'll use whateve weapon I deem worthy, you blasted foool!
I think this is what they call a "holdup."
BANG!
pull my finger
Newt,"I told you I'd get the captions updated"! Dofine,"Your life will only be spared if this caption makes into the top ten."
"Forget this, I'm going to filmforce.net!"
I miss my birdie.
Daultay Dofine: Bang! Your dead. Nute Gunray: Daulty, what did I tell you about playing cops and robbers when I am trying to capture the queen?
Y'know, that hairstyle is definitely you!
Will you listen to me? That hat does NOT go with that dress!
You are a pompous (poke), wart faced (poke), moron (poke), and take off that ridiculous hat before you embarrass us all.
Dude, you've got some really weird hairgrowth!
(Nute Gunray looks to the NRA representative for speech tips) Nute- "So you're saying that blasters don't kill people, people kill people?"
Rune Haako: Give me $10 to stand on my head in front of Maul and say, "Sidious Sucks!"
Rune: Yet another impossible task from Sidious. Nute: Oh, yes! Give it to the minions!
*smack* You moron! How could you lock the keys in the car? My birth control is in there!!!
I told you not to pick on those battle droids before! Pick up the guns and return them right now!
Gimme your wallet before I bust a phat cap in you ass beeatch
Help! There's a Neimoidian here with a rubber band pointed at me!
"Coming up next on the Home Shopping Naboo, we will be cutting our prices on this wonderful black hat!!!"
Gunray: I'll do whatever you want, but please don't shoot me! I havea wife and 3 grubs!
Gunray: Hako, if you really wanted to kill me, you would have used one of those blasters. Haako: Huh? Oh crud, forgot that part!
Why did you do that you idiot?!?
You ever hear a Naboo barking spider? Here... pull my finger...
Why did you do that you idiot?!?
"I'm The Phantom of the Opera!" "No, I am!" "No, I am!" etcetera, etcetera, etcetera
Hey, That's my face
That was close I've never had an attack with a weed wacker
Little Known Star Wars Trivia: This was the original idea for the Skywalker twins, Luke and Leia. However, Lucas decided notd to
Little Known Star Wars Trivia: This was the original idea for the Skywalker twins, Luke and Leia. However, Lucas decided against it in case he later decided to have either of them get married.
i still think i should shoot you, i mean come on, look at this pretend gun, wouldn't you want a real one pointing at you instead?
See what ya did? Waup wi'dat? Now I'm gonna pop a cap in yo ass!
"So what would u do if a Naboo Guard put this gun to ur head?" "Oh come on! That'll never happen. Our Droidekkas and Battle Droids can't b beatten, unless they figure out how to turn em all off"
Bilmed
"Im taking controll of ur operation" "Thats not a gun" "Doh! Well at least we Nemodians rnt stupid enough to have it so the battle droids dont work if they destroy that one ship" "Uh-oh"
Bilmed
Bilmed
Man that is the biggest zit I neven saw!!!!
Pull my finger. C'mon, go ahead.
Come on, let me poke you in the head...it's fun!
Care for some Pop Rocks?
"Hey, you got new contacts, didn't you?"
You want some of this? Huh punk!!??
freeze
"Ok, when I point to you, you begin singing. Ready? 'Row, row. row your skiff, gently down the stream...'"
put your hands behind your back and drop that gaffi stick punk
Where's the beef Nute?
Guess who is going to be the next Vanna White?
Not killing Jar Jar the first time he saw him
Don't make me cap your alien ass
BANG!
Aren't you supposed to read me my rights before you handcuff me? Huh? Hey, you tricked me! You don't even have a gun!
Guns! I don't need no stinking guns! I'll kill you with my finger!
Pull My finger
The Queen? Yeah I did her.
Homie... I'm a Crip your a Blood. Now I got to kill you
Your Face is even uglier then mine!!!
You know this man has no sexual organs
Rune: "The can isn't working again, the droids are getting restless.
What the hell is that thing...a mask !?!?
Rune:This one's a decoy you say. That's the real queen you say. I oughta shot you right now.
No, no, no. That hat clashes with your whole suit. It has to be the same color and big
WHERE"S THE BEEF??????
Which way to the potie? That way.
Haako: How are we going to explain this to Lord Sidious? Gunray: One simple little word, Rune. 'LIE'.
Here we have stupid sporting this stupid hat concraudultions stupid your stupid and lets no forget your stupid world is stupid! yet I think we are somehow related
C'mom man! Let's plays Jedi and Imperials! Bang! Bang! Ha your dead! Nay Nay!
u try to run yea that figures cuz i pull my trigger on u brotha killa man
And I thought I was having a bad hair day! Bad hair day? How about a bad hair LIFE!
you got sumthin' in your ear there... yeah, right there...
you got sumthin' in your ear there... yeah, right there... never mind...
You have wax in your ear. Here, let me dig it out for you...
Go ahead, you can tell me...can you tell I'm not wearing any deodorant??
Is that a battle droid under your robe, or are you happy to see me?
"I'm telling you your a 'summer golden', not an 'automn tan'."
"You have the largest head I have ever seen"
I can't BELIEVE you wore that hat today whne you KNEW it would clash with my gown!
"One more step, and Melon-head gets it!"
you are very interisting, ....But stupid
I really gotto go
Damn you scuba steve
You could have came out of the c
You could have came out and tould me you where gay sooner.
" Show me the Money!"
No, it was YOUR job to pick up the room!
And you think Maul is ugly!
I told you not to buy second hand droids buuuutttt nooo "There just as good as brand new" you said NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED A BLOODY KID BLOWS UP OUR COMMAND SHIP!!!
"Why have you got a Waffle in your ear?"
"Hey! Your nose is gone!!"
mumble.."yeah... nothing can get through our shields... sure... " BANG
Guy on the right: I have a gun! I'll shoot you! Like those Force guys! Guy on the left: (Like Dr. Evil) Rrrright...
so, you wanta, two orda of wonton ant one orde of fwy chicken? stupid stupid stupid!!!!
..but your aunt does have big feet!!!i'm not even going to dignify that with a response
ugggh. thats just plain nasty! well i couldn't go off and have that anikin kid have 'er all to himself!
bang! bang!..blimey!would you bloody stop that?!!
Guy in blue: "Ay yo, you always knew the blood and crips war would end like this..."
you can't fool me missta spida man!
you can't fool me missta spida man!
Alright, Gunray, this is your last chance. Either you stop talking with that stupid accent, or I blow your brains out.
..names bond, james bond*tee hee*always wanted to do that
NUTE: your gay.
"Now don't give me that look, I told you that your hat would never match anything the Queen wears..."
"Got your nose! Ha ha!" "That's not funny."
"Forgot to call the roofers again, didn't you... Jerk..."
Whuts up my nigga?
Rune: Is that you're head or did your neck throw up!?!?! (I know it's corny but it works)
"BANG! You're dead!" "Why do I always have to be the robber?"
What the hell is that crap on your face!
Nute, I am SO TIRED of your CRAP!
Nute Gunray? Try Nute DUMBray! Hahaha! Don't hit me.
And here we see Mr. Kennedy in the convertible. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left...
No, the egg salad's on your EAR, NOT on your lip. Howdya do that, anyway?
STICK 'EM UP! You rebel scum...
Does this bug you? I'm not touching you.
How come ya only got zig zags fer pupils? That's different.
Pull my finger.
Does this smell funny to you?
No, YOU have the problem! I ordered my pizza TWO HOURS ago!
Blmachode
Virjus Kojar
Oi oi oi! Ya shmuck! Ya let the Queen into tha palace, you let the droids wreck the architecture...
"Time to trim your ear hair, Nute"
Viceroy: No, for the last time, I don't want a wet willy!!
Rune Hakko: "I'm telling you, she's 14! She'll never go out with you! You're older, and an alien. Not with Anakin available!"
Look.I?m not your father!!!Vader is!!!!!!!!
What smells? Did you fart?
Alright put the "gun" away, we can play rambo after the invasion. loser
And then TheForce.Net's server was crashed as thousands of users bombarded the server with "pull my finger" captions...
"What do you mean, 'Pop a cap in yo ass?'"
"Please don't shoot!"
Rune: I'm telling you sir, red is definately not your color!
Viceroy: Why don't you pick up one of those blaster rifles on the floor instead of using your finger
Haako: So now I'm the stunted slime?!
'Bang-bang. You're dead'
Give me the damn Chalupa!
Haako: Can you smell-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll-ll.......What the queen............IISSSSSSSSS cooking?
Haako: The pizza boy wants a tip. What do we do?
"What Do You Mean, 'I forgot where I left the remote control for the droidekas' at"
"man, i aint 'fraid of no Lord Sidious, I'm from the ghetto holmes, i'll bust a cap in his ass, and yours too if ya dont stop whimpering"
Rune: "Not now, Nute...I'm trying to practice sleeping upright..." Nute: "But, Rune...maybe if we point our fingers and say 'Bang!', it'll work..." Nute:"We're not Jedi..." Rune:"Oh..."
Nute: "Not now, Rune...I'm trying to practice sleeping upright..." Rune: "But, Nute...maybe if we point our fingers and say 'Bang!', it'll work..." Nute:"We're not Jedi..." Rune:"Oh..."
I remember you when you were only so high
Are you sure you got that hat at Viceroys R' Us because it looks like a podracing fan hat.
you call yoursefl trade faderation viceroy and you can't even clean that nasty ear wax, and still you want to invade naboo?!!
I told you to get me a cup of coffee an hour ago!
Yo! You'd betta watch yo'self before i bust a cap in those beady red eyes of yours!
"If we go that way there's a group of droidekas fighting the naboos, down that hall are all the corpses of the death pilots, so I guess the only way out is to sneak behind the jedi duel on the hangar"
"He planned the invasion, he listened to sidious, he hired the weird sith, so I'm out of this!!!... By the way he's the father of the baby amidala is expecting"
RUNE: Why do you have that hole in you head??? NUTE: Becauser rumor has it that Lucas blasted out my brain with a destroyer droid after the Jedi escaped!!!
rune:"we will leave this palace at once!", nute:"we will leave the palace at ... hey! what are you doing to me?" rune:"just a little mind trick Qui-gon taught me"
Nute: I'll tell you everything Rune! Just stop pointing at my head!
I cant believe you forgot our I.D.'s! Now, how are we ever going to get in?
You actually paid them for these stupid hats?!
Did you eat your chunky soup
"You let yourself get captured by 2 blasters on the floor again?!!?!? How much DID you drink?"
You have much to learn grasshopper.
Ummm... He d?d ?t!
Oh, I don't know...I think you look kinda good in red.
Aha, you fools! I am the real v?ceroy. He's the decoy!
Hold still, you have something green coming out of your nose.
Hold still, you have something green coming out of your nose.
Reach for the sky, partner!
Tour guide (on right): ...and here we have the fully preserved body of Coach Dick Vermiel of the St. Louis Rams. Statue (on left): I'm not dead!
Han Solo
Hey, where did you get that headpiece!? How come I didn't get one that looked that good?
Person on right: You left the toilet seat up AGAIN.
Look, go log on, the humor section has updated, I assure you!
"Why do you always do this? I swear one day Alice, straight to the moon!"
Nute Gunray: Next time, I get to be the cop! I'm tired of being the bank robber!
"And I will strike down upon thee with great wrath and furious anger...."
How close a Storm Trooper has to be to get at least a 10% chance of hitting his target.
No really! Having one computer controlling them all is A LOT cheaper!
I told you not to pick at it now it is all green anf fishy
"And to your left are Princess Amadila, Qui Gon, Obi Wan, and Anakin braking into our palace and trying to kill us."
what the heck is a 'Jedi', anyway?
"I'll...be...right...here."
what the heck is a 'Jedi', anyway?
"It's impossible for me to fire a blaster! Me fingers were crippled by space aliens back in the 50s!" "Yeah, that was a pretty addictive video game." "Video game?"
"I know what you're thinking. Did I fire six shots or only five?"
What the Hell is this
I don't know why you like spanking gungans so much
see, my arm is all muscle
I just love flicking people off
"taxi!"
Don't move, or I'll be shooting myself
[one in green] um sir.....there's a Jedi standing in the door [one in red] not now!!.....I'm watching Date Line!!
Ah! you think you can rule the galaxy?, i'll bust a cap in your ass!
"...then the spaceship came flying like this: 'Fshhh' (flying sound)"
"Would you like to dance with me?"
"Dale a tu cuerpo alegr?a Macarena... Come on! Dance with me! dont be so shy!"
Ok, so maybe putting the main reactor right off of the hangar bay wasn't such a good idea afterall.
"What do you mean, the battle droids were defeated by a bunch of floppy-eared lizards and a nine-year-old?!"
HEEEEEEEEERRRRRREEEEEE'S NUTE!!
Hey fellow racist Japanese mock-off! Let me suck your small orientel penis!!
I told you we should have gotten the brown window shades.
hi
I said REMODEL not blow to smithereenes!!
Where in the galaxy did you get that hat?
"That eye shadow -- is it Seafoam Green or Fern Green?"
Rune: "Where's my gun you dumb nemodian?!" Nute: *whistling*
No need to be ashamed...many humanoids have the same problem....
So, you left me for a RODIAN?!?!
"...And here we have our popular 'taking over a helpless planet' outfit. The high headpiece and dark robes will make even the puniest amphibian-like species look commanding.
"Ah, you see, Darth Sidious is going out with his girlfriend so he sends Darth Maul instead of coming himself!"
Hey Nutty, nice hat man!!
This is a Nemoidean appendage, the most powerful finger in the galaxy and it could poke you eye clean out. Do you feel lucky, punk?
What do you want on you tombstone? Uh, pepperoni and atomic anchovies.
"What the hell were you thinking with that hat?"
"What in blazes is...hey, are you using my makeup again?
Any last requests before i "KILL" you?
You Look Mahvelous
And this over here is the kitchen, all new plumbing, refridgerator, stove, cabinets.
Get your big butt back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!!!
...he helps them as Senator Palpatine and hurts them as Lord Sidious! Who's side is he on, anyway?!
RUNE HAAKO: ...but there are so many. Can I have at least ONE handmaiden?
Guy On Right: "And I was like, 'Don't make me bust a cap in your droid ass. Get rid of the tire boot NOW!'"
"... and here we have a top-of-the-line figurehead, suitable for commanding ships, standing up to a female soon-to-be-Skywalker, or other escapades requiring a common-sense challenged 'patsy'..."
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