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A Detailed Study On Ewok Culture

Posted By Mike on June 11, 2009



There may be a time in your life when having detailed knowledge of Ewok society and culture may be a great asset to you. In the meantime, McSweeneys.net helps you get up to speed with "YUB JUB MEANS "DEVOUR THE WEAK": AN AUTHORITATIVE STUDY OF EWOKS, FROM THE FIELD NOTES OF DAVI ATTEN-BORU AND PLADDO CARDIGAN, EXO-NATURALISTS."

Thanks to Morgan for the link!


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